"Dear John, It's Over!" - Tea Party Group Launches "Replace Boehner" Petition

Tyler Durden's picture

Having folded (twice) once again, a growing number of Republicans are increasingly disavowed with Speaker Boehner. As WaPo reports, the Senate Conservatives Fund (a Tea Party group) is calling for the Speaker's job, noting "unless we install a new leader who will actually go on offense, Democrats will never fear us and we will never have any leverage." The group is launching a petition that seeks to encourage at least 15 House Republicans to refuse to support Boehner for speaker...



Partial text of the e-mail (via Washington Post):

Republicans are giving up because they know that winning is impossible when their leaders are determined to lose. These leaders have telegraphed weakness to the Democrats and sabotaged conservative efforts so many times that Republicans now have no leverage. There's only one solution.


John Boehner must be replaced as Speaker of the House.


Conservatives helped Republicans win a majority in the House of Representatives, which made it possible for John Boehner to become Speaker. Unfortunately, he has chosen to ignore us and help President Obama enact his liberal agenda.




Unless we install a new leader who will actually go on offense, Democrats will never fear us and we will never have any leverage.




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The group is launching a petition that seeks to encourage at least 15 House Republicans to refuse to support Boehner for speaker -- a move that would deprive him of a majority of the House and shake up the process.

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vortmax's picture

Fuck you Boehner!

fonestar's picture

Is this exciting news?  What did they expect, he's another party hack reading his lines.  Only to be replaced with another hack like Cruz who speaks libertarian up until the moment they have to vote on something.

AlaricBalth's picture

You must be referring to the Demorepublicrat party. 

This is the party platform:


  1. The only thing that is good for the country is what is good for big business.

  2. I will fight to protect my right to profit.

  3. There are only winners and losers in life, we are the winners.

  4. If it is good for me, it is not hypocrisy.

  5. I will not hesitate to kill to maintain my status.

  6. All men are equal, if they hold the price of admission.

  7. A deal is a deal, if I say it is.

  8. A deals is not a deal, if I say it isn't.

  9. Critical thinking is for losers.

  10. Losers should die.        
HyBrasilian's picture

The only thing we need to 'tear' is 'tear' itself...

The Limerick King's picture



The party is over for John

His party is now catching on

The end may be near

But don't shed a tear

For this bright orange liberal pawn

SilverIsKing's picture

It's obvious that someone has something on this guy.  

boogerbently's picture

Just a WILD guess, here.

But, do you think the GOP and Tea/Indy will split the votes, allowing the Dems to win, again???????

Surly Bear's picture

Signed. *checks for drones*

Stackers's picture

Everyone should be made to watch Mr Smith Goes to Washington for a refresher on how things really work in DC

monad's picture

Everyone should read By Way of Deception: The Making of a Mossad Officer by Ostrovsky to figure out whats going on, and what the crying man is probably crying about, and why he's even still there. 

ejmoosa's picture

The democrats have been winning since Boehner has been Speaker.


So what's the difference, besides the "perception"  that we have a two-party system?

Debt-Is-Not-Money's picture

Boehner is a great example of infiltration by the opposition.

Four chan's picture

he sucks dicks, what a pusswad.

Lost Word's picture

I agree that Democrats and Republicans are both to blame for the mess.

War-mongering Lying Democrat Obama, an Un-Constitutional Non-Natural Born citizen illegitimate fraud President,

which neither party will admit to this Un-Constitutional fraud,

and neither Republicans nor Democrats willing to say the truth about the criminal Government,

and the US Government's most recent monstrous crime of the 9-11 Inside Job terror attack,

in a long history of Government crimes,

apparently because everyone in Government is afraid of the Lying Liberal News Media Establishment, and the Totalitarian Military Establishment and Police State.

Larry Dallas's picture

He is a big pussy. He cries, looks scared everytime he's on camera, etc. He just looks like he's prepared to lose.

JamesBond's picture

Is that a weeping willow he's standing under?


Freewheelin Franklin's picture

I used to have pants like that back in the 80s. But I only wore them when I was on stage jammin. 


The boots suck. Gotta have python or diamond back boots.


The jacket ain't too bad, but the faggot scarf and hipster hat have to go. 

Pooper Popper's picture

I signed it

that piece of shit has to go!!!

kralizec's picture

Not that elections are fair, not that all votes count or are equal...not that pretend republicanism exists any longer...but wtf we have to entertain ourselves with while the nation goes into the shitter?  Kick that shit to the curb!  Woo hoo!!!

Shazam342's picture

Boehnor should have been replaced after Debt Ceiling 2011.  It's 2014!  Also, why were the national leaders of the Tea Party unwilling to put their own stamp on the Presidential Primaries in 2012? The movement has paid a huge price by cooperating with the monied classes (Established classes) of the GOP.

eatthebanksters's picture

He just another elite who thinks he knows more and better than his constituents...

sgorem's picture

@vortmax, i agree, but instead of just Boner, how 'bout "FUCK THEM ALL!!!" The WHOLE government, especially CONgress, is infested with unaccountable, theiving, lying, fraudulent, malfeasant, spineless, overpaid, contemptible, power hungry, devisive, derisive, ass kissing, back stabbing, LiberoConservative bullshitters, with a large dose of alcoholics, drug users, and lawyers, along with insider trading, cronyism, and bribed to the hilt oxygen wasting pieces of shit..........other than that, it IS time for the Crying Orange Man to go.

Rukeysers Ghost's picture

It's over? I don't ever remember it beginning with this squish Progressive loser.

ThroxxOfVron's picture

Careful now...exactly WHO would the 'Tea Party' replace Bonehead with?

Gringo Viejo's picture

Known to break out weeping for no apparent reason.

Yeah, this is a guy you want at the top, right?

Headbanger's picture

Why replace him with Rick Santelli, of course!

Son of Loki's picture

Boehner leaderless qualities have been largely due to...the weather!

NotApplicable's picture

Oooh, that could make CSPAN fun.

Headbanger's picture

Oh yeah!!  I would pay to see that!

And Ted Nugent in the Senate or whatever the fuck he wants to do along with Sarah!

And Jesse Ventura in the Senate or President!

And get Condalisa s Rice back to  kicking some butt hard as VP, Secretary of State, seducing (literally!) Vlad into submission

These are the leaders this country desperately needs now!


Flakmeister's picture

Got to find a place for Michelle Bachmann...

Umm... Secretary of Education?

Headbanger's picture

No no no... Secretary of Health and Human Services cause she's got so many adopted kids!

That should keep her busy and out of the way!

And come to think of  it... Sarah Palin should be Secretary of The Interior. Mean after all she's all in camo and hunting grizzly..  Perfect!

And while we're at it... Let's make Glenn Beck Secretary of Edumacation cause he sure has a talent with them black boards !!

And fuck you trolls cause it's gonna hit you on the skull wicked hard soon!


LMAOLORI's picture



MB was actually against arming rebels in Syria so she has some good moments where she is.



"U.S. Representative Michele Bachmann, a Republican on the House Intelligence Committee, said she had not been aware that the panel had agreed the White House could move forward.

"It was made to look as though there is a quote 'consensus' of the committee," she told Reuters. "I did not agree to this in any way."

Bachmann predicted U.S. support would end up aiding Islamist rebel groups that are sympathetic to al Qaeda.

"And now we're actually going to overtly, intentionally, fund jihadists?" she said. "This is beyond madness."




Flakmeister's picture

Gettting 2 questions right on a 20 question exam is considered an epic fail by most if not all measures...

GetZeeGold's picture



According to Commie Core......that's a passing grade.

Headbanger's picture

Thank you!  Good points made on behalf of MB.   I wish she would have been more of that image instead of trying to compete with Sarah Palin on her own turf.

I only wish we would see a more cohesive GOP of the likes of Condi Rice and Rick Santelli  to run against these pinko commie, bed wetting, fag, lib tareds like ugggghh Hitlery!!

LMAOLORI's picture


Your welcome my favorite Ted Nugent


The Journey to the Center of the Mind


Urban Redneck's picture

She worked for the IRS for about HALF A DECADE.

You know that Department of the Executive Branch with such nutty fascist practices as:

Automatic and presumed guilt until proven innocent at the defendant's expense

Civil forfeiture of private property without due process of law

I'd sooner vote for Bob Byrd in full KKK regalia than an IRS agent.

sgorem's picture

"Got to find a place for Michelle Bachmann...

Umm... Secretary of Education?"......................How 'bout "Undersexitary of Dicktation?"....oh well.

Lost Word's picture

Unfortunately, Condoleezza Rice is a Neo-Con Vulcan, a part of the treasonous Cabal that orchestrated and conducted the 9-11 Inside Job False Flag terror attack.

wee-weed up's picture

Great news! Throw his spineless crybaby-ass out! Can't happen fast enough!

CrazyCooter's picture

Um ...

... to encourage at least 15 House Republicans to refuse to support Boehner for speaker ...

... does not sound like a majority powerful enough to make that decision.




monad's picture

Who is the most flaming closet homo submissive in the RNC?

Rukeysers Ghost's picture

Who is the most flaming closet homo submissive in the RNC?


Wrench Pubic? I mean Reince Priebus?

NOTaREALmerican's picture

Someone who likes manly socialism like Big-MIC, Big-AG, Big-Road, Big-Water, Big-AntiDrug, and Big-PoliceState.

Somewho who doesn't want big government intruding into the lives of people where it doesn't belong, unless it as to do with proper usage of the genitals.

Somewho who wants small government; but manly socialism is an investment in our children's future, so isn't really socialism - so is ok.

Somewho who understands that the OldFarts aren't really getting free government health care,  because that would be socialism and we know that the OldFarts won WW2 and are entitled to free medical care but those goddamn lazy hippy bastards aren't.

graneros's picture

At least they are making an attempt.  I don't know who they have in mind but it shouldn't be that difficult as my scrotum would be a better choice. Not to mention being more pleasant than his crying face to look at.

Stoploss's picture

Hopefully someone with a pair of testicles.

Speaking of which, it might have been easier to have castrated the Giraffe, and given his balls to Boehner, instead of shooting it and dismembering it in front of children.

That way, the giraffe would still be alive unable to reproduce, and Boehner could have had a set of nice big furry balls...

But, fuck no, castrating undesirables does not instill the FEAR OF GOVERNMENT quite like the little display we have been witness to of late.