Fed Chair Yellen's First Congressional Testimony - Live Feed

Tyler Durden's picture

We've seen the prepared remarks for both panels:

So this morning's "Monetary Policy and the State of the Economy" (Humphrey-Hawkins) hearing should be a somewhat contentious baptism of fire for Janet as the Q&A starts.

 

 

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Sudden Debt's picture

nice to see they got the goatskin in the background and capitol hill as a screensaver...

mayhem_korner's picture

 

 

Mr. Owl, why are "safe-haven" bonds burning this morning?

pods's picture

Please Tyler don't put "Yellen" and "easy" in the same sentence.

Thanks,
Everyone 

Unprepared's picture

what about... flexible, downward sloping, or reserve-less?

SoundMoney45's picture

Just stay on the BIS provided script and all will be well.

Buckaroo Banzai's picture

Can't believe it took me this long to realize it, but "Yellen" rhymes with "felon".

Just sayin'.

Pool Shark's picture

 

 

Keep talkin' Yellen; Gold is up to 1,292.00...

 

Mad Mohel's picture

My thoughts exactly. Keep this dirty old bitch on, she is gold for gold.

jmcadg's picture

No she's awful for gold. This is a buying phase, we need her to kill gold whilst we can accumulate. Because that baby is going to head to the moon regardless of what she says.

fonestar's picture

Central banking is not going to survive another generation.  There will never be a gold-backed dollar.

Too bad losers.

Divided States of America's picture

NO MATTER WHAT, they have to give the IMPRESSION in the markets today like they LIKE what everything J-BITCH says....Its all about PERCEPTION. What a SMASHING SUCCESS she is TODAY....but i can only speak for TODAY.

God, she reminds me of Darth Vadar without the helmet.

derek_vineyard's picture

qualified sane sober people cant get a $12/hour job BUT the stock market and corporate profits are rocketing

welcome to slavery circa 2014

the system is beyond change...it has to be overthrown

InjectTheVenom's picture

yes sir...revolution time !  (after the American Idol finale, that is !)

tmosley's picture

You don't need a central bank to have a gold backed dollar.

The dollar will likely be linked to gold at some point in the future.  International trade settlement requires it, as much as we might not like that.

The best course would be for competing currencies to be legalized.  The US can issue a gold backed dollar if it wants.  People just won't trust it, having been burned very recently.

Xibalba's picture

She's straight up reading a script.  Hence the glasses....

Kaiser Sousa's picture

a gift to my ZH real money cats...

my version of todays hearings....enjoy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXeS0EP4U9I

Meat Hammer's picture

Good stuff, but please don't insult Yoda.  He was a prepper, went off the grid, and lived to be 900.  

Kaiser Sousa's picture

yeah, ur right about that...

yoda wouldnt be havin any of their bullshit...

noted.......

Bastiat's picture

Love the action on Bernanke.

NotApplicable's picture

That would be the prepared remarks linked above.

astoriajoe's picture

So we could say Yellin is sooo gellin'.

Sudden Debt's picture

whatever... I wish she would pauze a bit because I need to take a piss...

Common_Cents22's picture

I coined  Yellen like a felon.

suteibu's picture

She sounds like George Costanza's mother.

Common_Cents22's picture

like nails on a chalkboard, or an irs audit

Blano's picture

As I mention below, Androgynous Pat came to mind.

Common_Cents22's picture

Grandpa Munster, al lewis

Hippocratic Oaf's picture

WTF does maxine waters have to add to this event?

Anyone?

bigdumbnugly's picture

a) brains?

b) insight?

                   c) nah, just color

 

Pool Shark's picture

 

 

 

d) So they will have someone that makes Yellen look attractive and intelligent by comparison

 

 

bigdumbnugly's picture

man i don't know... even that's a bit of a stretch.

e) comedy relief maybe?

Pool Shark's picture

 

 

f) Let the Wookie win?

 

 

Hippocratic Oaf's picture

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand here comes the income inequality BS

"is there ANYTHING the fed can do to help us nigs?"

john39's picture

why not let the fed fix 'global warming' as well...

Common_Cents22's picture

waters supports QE.  brilliant.

Meat Hammer's picture

You know black women.  If you don't let them say what's on their mind, they'll just sit back there muttering...

"Oh...uh-uh."

"Dat ain't right"

"Oh, no she di-in't"

"Tie yo shoes girl, cuz you trippin".

 

Ok, fine Maxine....WHAT??  Get it out.  Hurry up!

Translational Lift's picture

Painful listening to this BS..............

Offthebeach's picture

From Washington to Hussain, Hamilton to Yellen.

Dwarfs, freeks and clowns.

DblAjent's picture

I would never have believed that such a squat little troll could be so well politically "tuned," saying very little of any substance, and committing to absolutely nothing.

Well done, PTB!

101 years and counting's picture

geeee, i wonder if the decrepit fat cow has the answers to all the questions already memorized like she did at the confirmation "hearing". what a fucking joke this clueless twit is.

Proofreder's picture

Didn't have any idea   she

would

talk

so 

slowwwww.

All a ruse, brain is churning at top speed with hardly a pause to spit out the words, one at a time.  But only sometimes.  What's the rule ?

slightlyskeptical's picture

She does the chicken head bob really well when she becomes uncomfortable.

Perhaps her slow manner of speaking is what got the job in the first place. The retards on the hill can finally understand what someone is saying. At the very least they can identify some words. That is good enough for most of them.