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Humpday Humor: Hitler Is No Longer A Permabull

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To all those curious if Hitler is bullish or bearish into this 5% correction, the following clip may provide some answers

 

h/t @OrderFlowForex

 

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Wed, 02/12/2014 - 20:52 | 4430492 fuu
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He's just jealous he can't pump out executive orders any longer.

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 21:04 | 4430527 zorba THE GREEK
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That's what's wrong with the world today, there are no more great leaders like The Furor. 

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 21:14 | 4430554 BKbroiler
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The troll force is strong with this one, I can't tell if that's sarcasm. 

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 21:47 | 4430663 0b1knob
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Perhaps Hitler could short Tesla to get back to even.

http://silveristhenew.com/2013/08/26/hitler-is-short-tesla/

 

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 22:02 | 4430711 The Dunce
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Fun with Hitler!  Tits and ass, bitches.

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 22:38 | 4430859 remain calm
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Yellen is going to prove all you wrong. Prosperity forever bitches

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 23:22 | 4431009 toady
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That last line... has been praying on my mind lately. Guts churning, ulcers burning, vein in my heads throbbing ...

Maybe I should stop reading Zerohedge...

Thu, 02/13/2014 - 00:01 | 4431112 Wave Maker
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Toady, I agree!

Thu, 02/13/2014 - 02:16 | 4431379 Boxed Merlot
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Maybe I should stop reading Zerohedge...

 

 

Sure thing, like a rat on crack, I can't help myself.  Tell you what, I'll taper my reading ZH in proportion to the fed tapering their 2 million dollar a minute for the last ~5 years increase of the US money supply.

 

jmo.

 

 

Thu, 02/13/2014 - 22:25 | 4434993 balolalo
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Word.   The truth hurts, but i can take it. 

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 23:45 | 4431073 QE49er
Thu, 02/13/2014 - 07:40 | 4431638 swiss chick
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Thanks, I had a good laugh!

Thu, 02/13/2014 - 01:50 | 4431337 flyingcaveman
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I read your blog while taking a shit, it was fabulous, then I drank a Mexican Coke.  Now, I'm ready for my 13 hour nap.

Thu, 02/13/2014 - 05:13 | 4431534 Disenchanted
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"then I drank a Mexican Coke"

I usually get better results when I snort Mexican Coke...

Thu, 02/13/2014 - 00:28 | 4431154 New World Chaos
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I'm waiting for the rant where Hitler finds out that his people trusted thousands of tons of gold to Jewish international bankers, got only 5 tons back, and then withdrew their repatriation request!

No worries about bad blood there.

Aaaaaaaaand it's gone

Thu, 02/13/2014 - 08:33 | 4431700 Shigure
Thu, 02/13/2014 - 14:48 | 4433163 New World Chaos
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That was good.  Especially the part about guns.  But no J-word.  They must be getting such videos pulled off Youtube.

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 22:11 | 4430718 MontgomeryScott
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Furor: The state of being furious; an emotional and physical reaction to injustices either real or imagined; the calling up of energy stores from within the human spirit and body to affect physical harm against a person, group, or other threat due to violations of core beliefs against the party; or the one; so inclined to FURY...

Well, pilgrim, I know what sarcasm is. It's a bitter joke, played at the expense of the recipient, in order to purposely degrade, harass, or otherwise demean an individual or group based upon their actions, statements, or beliefs.

YES, it is time for a FUROR in this nation and around the world, in order that things be controlled and mitigated before the total destruction of millenia of achievement due to the lusts and greed and arrogance of a selected few. The comment you have responded to is actually called a 'play on words', making a statement that sounds like something, but actually is denoting a different meaning entirely, by changing the spelling of a key word in the phrase or sentence.

Can you tell if THIS is sarcasm? SERIOUSLY?

Well, I'm not gonna hitchah for being stupid...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3343LUHNb4

The HELL I won't!

Thu, 02/13/2014 - 01:01 | 4431240 zorba THE GREEK
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Careful what you say, one would not want to invoke the furor of the Fuehrer. (proper spelling

of Fuhrer when umlaut is not available)

Thu, 02/13/2014 - 01:55 | 4431343 HisNameIsRP
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upvote on umlaut

Thu, 02/13/2014 - 01:05 | 4431241 zorba THE GREEK
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Hitler had some good ideas, he just was unable to take them to fruition. (through

no fault of his own. )

 

 

Sarc.........Happy now? 

Thu, 02/13/2014 - 05:08 | 4431529 The.Harmless.Who
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What a clip..... Hitler Rulez!!!

 

But  then again you could argue that his actions led to Fischer, Bernanke, Yellen and Greenspan.  

 

 

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 21:14 | 4430543 jbvtme
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a pair of immortals. the hedge and hitler

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 21:20 | 4430583 Pure Evil
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Stalin was a better genocidal meglomaniac, lived longer and was in power longer, but Hitler gets all the historical references.

Hooray for the Right Wing Socialists.

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 21:39 | 4430639 lasvegaspersona
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Pure

don't let them confuse you with right and left...they were both statists and cared only for central power...how one get 'right wing' out of 'National Socialist' has always confused me but I think the statist want us worried about those labels and not focused on the centralization of all power.

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 23:12 | 4430979 TheReplacement
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The nazis were to the right of the communists.  So what if it was only an inch on a scale a mile long.

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 23:41 | 4431058 jeff montanye
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and the democrats are to the left of the republicans?  does it matter once the drone has you in its crosshairs?  obama has found out what he's really good at.  turns out it's not community organizing OR constitutional law professoring.  

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/03/obama-drones-double-down_n_4208...

Thu, 02/13/2014 - 05:20 | 4431536 Disenchanted
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"but Hitler gets all the historical references"

The controllers of the press, wanted the Hitler story to get total saturation.

 

6 million > 60 Million

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 21:35 | 4430626 Wahooo
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He's got my vote.

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 20:58 | 4430502 BandGap
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Excellent!

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 21:41 | 4430647 Stoploss
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Best one of the year so far!   LOL!!!

Thu, 02/13/2014 - 01:04 | 4431256 Againstthelie
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Nice mind trick to make the rulers disappear and make the sheeple believe the one who fought them, has been in charge ever since.

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 20:59 | 4430505 rtalcott
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Nice summary!

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 20:59 | 4430509 Al Capowned
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Classic! This is what happens when you read zerohedge!

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 21:20 | 4430576 AldoHux_IV
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not too shabby a biz model either if you know how to read the "sentiment"

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 21:05 | 4430517 salvadordaly
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Damn who is that guy? I want him for my President! NOW BITCHEZ!

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 21:07 | 4430531 eddiebe
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Awesome! I'm starting to love Hitler!

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 21:13 | 4430556 jbvtme
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and all without a teleprompter

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 21:23 | 4430587 Pure Evil
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And, he was a mongrel just like our current Emperor.

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 22:09 | 4430740 Bunga Bunga
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Impossible, the president in this country is selected by the banks.

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 21:05 | 4430523 KenShabby
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Thanks for the laugh. That was hysterical.

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 21:05 | 4430529 disabledvet
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Army_Group_Centre "they fought to the last man." that was true on both sides. i can't even begin to understand it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conversations_with_Stalin

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 21:07 | 4430532 ParkAveFlasher
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I just got this...art school rejection letter, Hitler...lol

Thu, 02/13/2014 - 01:02 | 4431248 AGuy
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"I just got this...art school rejection letter, Hitler...lol"

The Sad truth is that some where out there is the next Hitler. Pissed off because hes deep in debt and can't find a job.

 

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 21:10 | 4430535 Shrapnel
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  • LOL, 5/5!

Edit: Fuck you junker.

Thu, 02/13/2014 - 14:14 | 4433028 Raymond K Hessel
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You mean junker with the soft J like Prussian junker or junker like you give a shit that someone junked you because your self-worth is low enough for you to feel bad about it.

 

Junker with the soft J?

Thu, 02/13/2014 - 17:01 | 4433711 Shrapnel
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As in the 'junker' who promptly voted every single comment down in the first few minutes of this post's existence. Has my edit now been sufficiently explained for you to move on with your life?

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 21:09 | 4430542 GooseShtepping Moron
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Maybe I should have waited a bit to send him that link. The poor guy's been taking the war awfully hard lately.

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 21:08 | 4430544 fuu
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Aww Cult of Leaf is throwing a little tantrum tonight.

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 21:11 | 4430549 Mr.Sono
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hope and change bitchez

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 21:15 | 4430552 ebworthen
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"Am I not mistaken that the past two NFP's have been abysmal?"

"...pull your heads out of your collective asses.  The downfall of this frothy bullshit is inevitable."

LOL!

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 23:15 | 4430986 TheReplacement
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That was a nice acknowledgement of the original film.

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 21:12 | 4430555 stant
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god :|)that was funny

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 21:15 | 4430558 no2foreclosures
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Maybe it's time to grow up and learn some real fucking history for a change?

http://thegreateststorynevertold.tv/

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 21:44 | 4430657 nmewn
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Yes, because any government, ordering the selection of, the enslavement of & the murdering of, civilians, behind the lines of their armies, simply must be revised...for some obscure reason.

Einsatzgruppen.

https://www.google.com/search?q=einsatzgruppen&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=4x_8Uv2ECIXJsQTc64HABg&sqi=2&ved=0CD0QsAQ&biw=1333&bih=621

Fuck Hitler, in the end he was a coward and killed himself (along with millions of his followers) instead of standing in the dock and explaining the reasons for what he did.

He had a lot in common with Jim Jones, just on a larger scale.

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 23:38 | 4431030 Freddie
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Yes but aren't all wars funded and run for the benefit of bankster families.  Particularly those european klans?

To the German peoples credit - they tried to get rid of him multiple times and many died trying.  The army of never should have let him go as far as he did.

Thu, 02/13/2014 - 07:59 | 4431652 nmewn
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This will come as a shock to most but fiinanciers (bankers) don't really care about war or peace, they make money either way. If its EBT or the welfare state, they get a cut of the action. If its drones, they get a cut of the action as well.

I don't hate the German people and I know the situation they were in after WWI (the debt, imposed or voluntary) and this thing called national pride that all politicians prey on...but they knew what was being built up in front of their eyes, it was paraded before them everyday.

Yes, some of them tried to kill him, what sane people (amongst all that insanity) wouldn't? But there reaches a point where it has to run its course because of the events that transpired before. The leaders committed crimes they knew they would be held accountable for if unsuccessful, so from then on, it was a suicide pact that the German population wasn't aware of initially but realized it too late.

Its right where we are now in the left-right paradigm, strip defense to feed the poor and leave yourself defenseless, with less liberty for all or build massive defense networks against any & all concievable threats while trampling that liberty into the ground...they're still making money the old fashioned way, they're stealing it from both directions.

All overseen by spineless dupes (elected by illiterates) who expect to recieve a pension for placing us in bondage.

Its really quite remarkable.

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 21:55 | 4430689 spinone
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Every bit of that "documentary" has been debunked with a preponderance of evidence.  The holocost is real.  You are either a vile human being or severely misinfomed.  Get your head on straight.

Thu, 02/13/2014 - 13:21 | 4432713 no2foreclosures
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No, my miscreant, just because you say so with a big broadstroke that "Every bit of that 'documentary' has been debunked with a preponderance of evidence" does not make it so.  The only error I can find in this greatest of documentaries is about the Reichstag Fire.

It is rather interesting that your name is "spin".  What do you work for the tribe?

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 22:50 | 4434193 WhyWait
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Wed, 02/12/2014 - 21:26 | 4430598 Caveman93
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Oh snap! You caught me in my greatest moment today at work!

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 21:25 | 4430602 wisehiney
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That's funnier than the watching the fat bitch bust her ass on the ice today.

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 21:26 | 4430603 blindman
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Sunday February 9, 2014
Crooked Banks And NSA Crime Spree Escalates
by Tom Heneghan, International Intelligence Expert
.
http://www.tomheneghanbriefings.com/

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 21:35 | 4430632 fijisailor
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LOL.  OK in 48 hours we will see if this is all total crap or not.

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 22:19 | 4430784 blindman
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yes and no. he said
" Another credit crunch and financial debacle worse than even 2008 is within 48 hours of taking place."
there is more than one interpretation possible as debacles can start and
then take years to be revealed and or described.
.
anyway, what is this all about? ..
.
"...P.S. The U.S. Military continues to work with NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden (recently received immunity from the U.S. Military Grand Jury operating in Charlotte, North Carolina).

We can now report that the U.S. Military has fingered the Bank of England for having backdoor access to all domestic U.S. trading transactions involving FOREX foreign currency trades.
.
The Bank of England has a 30-second lead time on all foreign currency transactions worldwide using NSA pre-programmed algorithms that create illusionary spreads in the trading of foreign currencies on the FOREX.

Reference: Ghost orders and spoof trades

Once again, folks, now you see it and now you don't." ... t.h.

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 22:22 | 4430788 blindman
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ps. and ..it is already 3 days since the post went up !

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 21:26 | 4430606 dufferin
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In france using that vid as parody is said to be antisemitic. Zionsits view mostly.

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 21:38 | 4430641 MontgomeryScott
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Is that Vichy France, or the other one?

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 21:28 | 4430608 wisehiney
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Reminded me of chambers on cisco's earnings call.

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 21:32 | 4430617 theliberalliberal
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A literal rocket scientist.

 

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 21:34 | 4430622 Moe Hamhead
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Perfect! Just perfect!

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 21:33 | 4430625 synsolve
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I really, really needed that...PRICELESS !

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 21:44 | 4430648 Gringo Viejo
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Fucking excellent! TYSM!

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 21:50 | 4430674 MontgomeryScott
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We're all doomed.

Forgive me...I should stop reading ZeroHedge.

SOMEONE GET A CALCULATOR AND FIGURE OUT HOW FUCKED HE IS!

I need all of you to do me a huge favor, please. I need each and every one of you to take a moment to yourselves and collectively pull your heads out of your asses.

 

How does this Kenneth Cox guy get my water-cooler scripts, anyway? (SARC)

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 21:55 | 4430690 khakuda
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This has to be the most overdubbed piece of video over the last six years, yet it remains relevant by continuing to reinvent itself.

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 23:23 | 4431007 gdpetti
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too bad no one that creative works for the govt, if they had anyone of that caliber, we would be sitting pretty, instead we are here in this filthy toilet with our collective heads stuck and that water is dirty as hell and won't stop flushing. As the song goes, 'It's the end of the world as we know it'. Same bs everytime the psychos take over. Good thing they have plenty of hollow points on hand in case of upset citizens.

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 22:01 | 4430702 seek
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I LOL'd at the ending.

Thu, 02/13/2014 - 03:33 | 4431463 Flatchestynerdette
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@seek - anyone who stayed to the end - laughed. Inside joke. Get your t-shirt too. ;)

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 23:15 | 4430783 KashNCarry
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Classic... CPI: It's the weather!

Thu, 02/13/2014 - 02:37 | 4431404 mcgoverntm
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BRILLIANT!

Thu, 02/13/2014 - 03:31 | 4431460 Flatchestynerdette
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The only thing I would've changed was when he said Stalin! I would've worked that into the dialogue of the video........somehow...... so it matched up w/the voice over.

Other than that? It was pretty good. Right up there with the magic yoo-hoo & the stupid MO candidate that would cost the republicans the senate. That video was classic.

Thu, 02/13/2014 - 04:07 | 4431490 Fire Angel
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I just can't get enough of Hitler. Being short Tesla killed me. Whoever writes this stuff has a great sense of humor. 

Also, I love the hat tip to ZH. 

Thanks for all the excellent work, Tyler(s)! 

Fire Angel 

Thu, 02/13/2014 - 04:57 | 4431527 Manipuflation
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Stop reading Zerohedge.LOL!!!  I sliced and diced some republican politicians on MyRA and bond markets today on failbook.(they seem to like posting there)  They didn't even know what hit them or where it came from.  They just did not really know what to say.  I lit them up and it came from all of you.  I would not know what I know if it was not for a lot of you folks teaching me things.  We may never win but it was worth it today.  I never mentioned the Hedge but we took that one.:-) 

Thu, 02/13/2014 - 05:18 | 4431537 general ambivalent
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A lot of news today on bullish fusion power. May want to read this one:

"Do We Really Need Nuclear Fusion for Power?"

http://www.forbes.com/sites/jamesconca/2014/02/13/do-we-really-need-nucl...

Thu, 02/13/2014 - 07:32 | 4431630 swiss chick
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That's the best Hitler vid I've seen yet!!!! Just LOVE IT;

Thu, 02/13/2014 - 09:30 | 4431795 d edwards
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Sort of reminds me of 0blahma's State of Delusion address a couple weeks ago.

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