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Humpday Humor: Hitler Is No Longer A Permabull
To all those curious if Hitler is bullish or bearish into this 5% correction, the following clip may provide some answers
h/t @OrderFlowForex
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He's just jealous he can't pump out executive orders any longer.
That's what's wrong with the world today, there are no more great leaders like The Furor.
The troll force is strong with this one, I can't tell if that's sarcasm.
Perhaps Hitler could short Tesla to get back to even.
http://silveristhenew.com/2013/08/26/hitler-is-short-tesla/
Fun with Hitler! Tits and ass, bitches.
Yellen is going to prove all you wrong. Prosperity forever bitches
That last line... has been praying on my mind lately. Guts churning, ulcers burning, vein in my heads throbbing ...
Maybe I should stop reading Zerohedge...
Toady, I agree!
Maybe I should stop reading Zerohedge...
Sure thing, like a rat on crack, I can't help myself. Tell you what, I'll taper my reading ZH in proportion to the fed tapering their 2 million dollar a minute for the last ~5 years increase of the US money supply.
jmo.
Word. The truth hurts, but i can take it.
Hitler on Ice!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybuKQf9p5jg
Thanks, I had a good laugh!
I read your blog while taking a shit, it was fabulous, then I drank a Mexican Coke. Now, I'm ready for my 13 hour nap.
"then I drank a Mexican Coke"
I usually get better results when I snort Mexican Coke...
I'm waiting for the rant where Hitler finds out that his people trusted thousands of tons of gold to Jewish international bankers, got only 5 tons back, and then withdrew their repatriation request!
No worries about bad blood there.
Aaaaaaaaand it's gone
Closest I could find:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqvDUEVbIbk
That was good. Especially the part about guns. But no J-word. They must be getting such videos pulled off Youtube.
Furor: The state of being furious; an emotional and physical reaction to injustices either real or imagined; the calling up of energy stores from within the human spirit and body to affect physical harm against a person, group, or other threat due to violations of core beliefs against the party; or the one; so inclined to FURY...
Well, pilgrim, I know what sarcasm is. It's a bitter joke, played at the expense of the recipient, in order to purposely degrade, harass, or otherwise demean an individual or group based upon their actions, statements, or beliefs.
YES, it is time for a FUROR in this nation and around the world, in order that things be controlled and mitigated before the total destruction of millenia of achievement due to the lusts and greed and arrogance of a selected few. The comment you have responded to is actually called a 'play on words', making a statement that sounds like something, but actually is denoting a different meaning entirely, by changing the spelling of a key word in the phrase or sentence.
Can you tell if THIS is sarcasm? SERIOUSLY?
Well, I'm not gonna hitchah for being stupid...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3343LUHNb4
The HELL I won't!
Careful what you say, one would not want to invoke the furor of the Fuehrer. (proper spelling
of Fuhrer when umlaut is not available)
upvote on umlaut
Hitler had some good ideas, he just was unable to take them to fruition. (through
no fault of his own. )
Sarc.........Happy now?
What a clip..... Hitler Rulez!!!
But then again you could argue that his actions led to Fischer, Bernanke, Yellen and Greenspan.
a pair of immortals. the hedge and hitler
Stalin was a better genocidal meglomaniac, lived longer and was in power longer, but Hitler gets all the historical references.
Hooray for the Right Wing Socialists.
Pure
don't let them confuse you with right and left...they were both statists and cared only for central power...how one get 'right wing' out of 'National Socialist' has always confused me but I think the statist want us worried about those labels and not focused on the centralization of all power.
The nazis were to the right of the communists. So what if it was only an inch on a scale a mile long.
and the democrats are to the left of the republicans? does it matter once the drone has you in its crosshairs? obama has found out what he's really good at. turns out it's not community organizing OR constitutional law professoring.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/03/obama-drones-double-down_n_4208...
"but Hitler gets all the historical references"
The controllers of the press, wanted the Hitler story to get total saturation.
6 million > 60 Million
He's got my vote.
Excellent!
Best one of the year so far! LOL!!!
Nice mind trick to make the rulers disappear and make the sheeple believe the one who fought them, has been in charge ever since.
Nice summary!
Classic! This is what happens when you read zerohedge!
not too shabby a biz model either if you know how to read the "sentiment"
Damn who is that guy? I want him for my President! NOW BITCHEZ!
Awesome! I'm starting to love Hitler!
and all without a teleprompter
And, he was a mongrel just like our current Emperor.
Impossible, the president in this country is selected by the banks.
Thanks for the laugh. That was hysterical.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Army_Group_Centre "they fought to the last man." that was true on both sides. i can't even begin to understand it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conversations_with_Stalin
I just got this...art school rejection letter, Hitler...lol
"I just got this...art school rejection letter, Hitler...lol"
The Sad truth is that some where out there is the next Hitler. Pissed off because hes deep in debt and can't find a job.
Edit: Fuck you junker.
You mean junker with the soft J like Prussian junker or junker like you give a shit that someone junked you because your self-worth is low enough for you to feel bad about it.
Junker with the soft J?
As in the 'junker' who promptly voted every single comment down in the first few minutes of this post's existence. Has my edit now been sufficiently explained for you to move on with your life?
Maybe I should have waited a bit to send him that link. The poor guy's been taking the war awfully hard lately.
Aww Cult of Leaf is throwing a little tantrum tonight.
hope and change bitchez
"Am I not mistaken that the past two NFP's have been abysmal?"
"...pull your heads out of your collective asses. The downfall of this frothy bullshit is inevitable."
LOL!
That was a nice acknowledgement of the original film.
god :|)that was funny
Maybe it's time to grow up and learn some real fucking history for a change?
http://thegreateststorynevertold.tv/
Yes, because any government, ordering the selection of, the enslavement of & the murdering of, civilians, behind the lines of their armies, simply must be revised...for some obscure reason.
Einsatzgruppen.
https://www.google.com/search?q=einsatzgruppen&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=4x_8Uv2ECIXJsQTc64HABg&sqi=2&ved=0CD0QsAQ&biw=1333&bih=621
Fuck Hitler, in the end he was a coward and killed himself (along with millions of his followers) instead of standing in the dock and explaining the reasons for what he did.
He had a lot in common with Jim Jones, just on a larger scale.
Yes but aren't all wars funded and run for the benefit of bankster families. Particularly those european klans?
To the German peoples credit - they tried to get rid of him multiple times and many died trying. The army of never should have let him go as far as he did.
This will come as a shock to most but fiinanciers (bankers) don't really care about war or peace, they make money either way. If its EBT or the welfare state, they get a cut of the action. If its drones, they get a cut of the action as well.
I don't hate the German people and I know the situation they were in after WWI (the debt, imposed or voluntary) and this thing called national pride that all politicians prey on...but they knew what was being built up in front of their eyes, it was paraded before them everyday.
Yes, some of them tried to kill him, what sane people (amongst all that insanity) wouldn't? But there reaches a point where it has to run its course because of the events that transpired before. The leaders committed crimes they knew they would be held accountable for if unsuccessful, so from then on, it was a suicide pact that the German population wasn't aware of initially but realized it too late.
Its right where we are now in the left-right paradigm, strip defense to feed the poor and leave yourself defenseless, with less liberty for all or build massive defense networks against any & all concievable threats while trampling that liberty into the ground...they're still making money the old fashioned way, they're stealing it from both directions.
All overseen by spineless dupes (elected by illiterates) who expect to recieve a pension for placing us in bondage.
Its really quite remarkable.
Every bit of that "documentary" has been debunked with a preponderance of evidence. The holocost is real. You are either a vile human being or severely misinfomed. Get your head on straight.
No, my miscreant, just because you say so with a big broadstroke that "Every bit of that 'documentary' has been debunked with a preponderance of evidence" does not make it so. The only error I can find in this greatest of documentaries is about the Reichstag Fire.
It is rather interesting that your name is "spin". What do you work for the tribe?
Oh snap! You caught me in my greatest moment today at work!
That's funnier than the watching the fat bitch bust her ass on the ice today.
Sunday February 9, 2014
Crooked Banks And NSA Crime Spree Escalates
by Tom Heneghan, International Intelligence Expert
.
http://www.tomheneghanbriefings.com/
LOL. OK in 48 hours we will see if this is all total crap or not.
yes and no. he said
" Another credit crunch and financial debacle worse than even 2008 is within 48 hours of taking place."
there is more than one interpretation possible as debacles can start and
then take years to be revealed and or described.
.
anyway, what is this all about? ..
.
"...P.S. The U.S. Military continues to work with NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden (recently received immunity from the U.S. Military Grand Jury operating in Charlotte, North Carolina).
We can now report that the U.S. Military has fingered the Bank of England for having backdoor access to all domestic U.S. trading transactions involving FOREX foreign currency trades.
.
The Bank of England has a 30-second lead time on all foreign currency transactions worldwide using NSA pre-programmed algorithms that create illusionary spreads in the trading of foreign currencies on the FOREX.
Reference: Ghost orders and spoof trades
Once again, folks, now you see it and now you don't." ... t.h.
ps. and ..it is already 3 days since the post went up !
In france using that vid as parody is said to be antisemitic. Zionsits view mostly.
Is that Vichy France, or the other one?
Reminded me of chambers on cisco's earnings call.
A literal rocket scientist.
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Perfect! Just perfect!
I really, really needed that...PRICELESS !
Fucking excellent! TYSM!
We're all doomed.
Forgive me...I should stop reading ZeroHedge.
SOMEONE GET A CALCULATOR AND FIGURE OUT HOW FUCKED HE IS!
I need all of you to do me a huge favor, please. I need each and every one of you to take a moment to yourselves and collectively pull your heads out of your asses.
How does this Kenneth Cox guy get my water-cooler scripts, anyway? (SARC)
This has to be the most overdubbed piece of video over the last six years, yet it remains relevant by continuing to reinvent itself.
too bad no one that creative works for the govt, if they had anyone of that caliber, we would be sitting pretty, instead we are here in this filthy toilet with our collective heads stuck and that water is dirty as hell and won't stop flushing. As the song goes, 'It's the end of the world as we know it'. Same bs everytime the psychos take over. Good thing they have plenty of hollow points on hand in case of upset citizens.
I LOL'd at the ending.
@seek - anyone who stayed to the end - laughed. Inside joke. Get your t-shirt too. ;)
Classic... CPI: It's the weather!
BRILLIANT!
The only thing I would've changed was when he said Stalin! I would've worked that into the dialogue of the video........somehow...... so it matched up w/the voice over.
Other than that? It was pretty good. Right up there with the magic yoo-hoo & the stupid MO candidate that would cost the republicans the senate. That video was classic.
I just can't get enough of Hitler. Being short Tesla killed me. Whoever writes this stuff has a great sense of humor.
Also, I love the hat tip to ZH.
Thanks for all the excellent work, Tyler(s)!
Fire Angel
Stop reading Zerohedge.LOL!!! I sliced and diced some republican politicians on MyRA and bond markets today on failbook.(they seem to like posting there) They didn't even know what hit them or where it came from. They just did not really know what to say. I lit them up and it came from all of you. I would not know what I know if it was not for a lot of you folks teaching me things. We may never win but it was worth it today. I never mentioned the Hedge but we took that one.:-)
A lot of news today on bullish fusion power. May want to read this one:
"Do We Really Need Nuclear Fusion for Power?"
http://www.forbes.com/sites/jamesconca/2014/02/13/do-we-really-need-nucl...
That's the best Hitler vid I've seen yet!!!! Just LOVE IT;
Sort of reminds me of 0blahma's State of Delusion address a couple weeks ago.