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CNBC Talking Head Survival Guide

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Fri, 02/14/2014 - 22:19 | 4438515 ak_khanna
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The main source of revenue for media is the advertisements they get from their high net worth clients. They also owe their loyalties to the people having a majority of stake in their ownership or those who control the actual operations of their business. There is little interest in the media today to report events and news in an unbiased manner. They highlight the news which the people controlling them would like their viewers to believe in and ignore or underreport the news which does not suit the objectives of the politicians or rich clients / owners.

 http://www.marketoracle.co.uk/Article40231.html

Fri, 02/14/2014 - 22:32 | 4438543 Downtoolong
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I call plagiarism.

Most of this was copied from a plaque circa 2007 hung on the wall of Maria Bartiromo’s makeup room, (or was it on the ceiling of her bedroom?), whatever.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 00:18 | 4438784 swanpoint
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Comparing LinkedIn & Facebook today, from a cluster-fuck of ejaculatory spew shot, "a guess the question is should we be talking about Twitter?" Fucktards.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 00:27 | 4438797 jack stephan
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After seeing that, there isn't an insult stupid enough. You win extremely hollow puppet like teddy ruxpin tv people.

http://youtu.be/7ZeFDe44Ddo

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 01:15 | 4438874 are we there yet
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Obama is such a blessing, and beautiful Yellin was a wise choice. I am looking forward to each new day being brighter with Obamas glistening eyes caressing our TV screens.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 03:04 | 4438964 sbenard
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The Propaganda Press!

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 03:37 | 4438984 kurt
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Read this string 

 

ALL THE WAY TO THE FUTURE!

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 08:17 | 4439074 SystemOfaDrown
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CNBC = Cause NoBody Cares!

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 10:27 | 4439209 gwar5
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Says CNBS -- as in bull.shit. But doesn't matter. Same. Same.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 10:40 | 4439224 gwar5
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Says CNBS -- as in bull.shit. But doesn't matter. Same. Same.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 13:05 | 4439556 deflator
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 this minor correction is a good opportunity to buy the dip

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