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Man Breaks Into Police Station, Beats Up, Hospitalizes Cops

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It's not that the US has a scarcity of bizarre everyday stories - it does not. It is just that sometimes you encounter something so surreal, warped and ridiculous, that even the stock "market" makes sense by comparison. Such as this.

From WNEP of Scranton.

A man is locked up in Luzerne County after breaking into city hall in Pittston. Police said Max Deangelo of Blakeslee smashed one of the glass doors to get into city hall. The Pittston Police Department is also located in the building.


Deangelo is also accused of kicking officers in the chest and face as they tried to arrest him. Deangelo and an officer were taken to the hospital for treatment.


Investigators have not said why Deangelo broke into the building.


Police said he is charged with burglary, aggravated assault, and more charges.


And now, back to the regularly scheduled, televised recovery.


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Sat, 02/15/2014 - 13:53 | 4439690 Looney
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He should have signed them all up for BananaCare instead!  ;-)


Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:01 | 4439721 SWRichmond
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Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose..

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:08 | 4439735 NoDebt
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This is a ZH story?

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:12 | 4439743 Stackers
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"I'll be back"

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:42 | 4439827 merizobeach
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Free Max Deangelo!

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:46 | 4439840 Skateboarder
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Following this event, the next time any of us talk to a cop, he'll look like robocop.

cue police-military exoskeletons in 3..2..1...

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 15:20 | 4439950 Headbanger
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Why the fuck didn't the officers break his skull open with a baton or zap the fucking shit outta him with tasers and then shoot him full of holes like they're supposed to!!?

Fucking duh!

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 15:25 | 4439961 runningman18
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Maybe they were scared of him.  Cops usually only assault people who can't defend themselves, most of the time using SWAT in the early morning while they are sleeping in their beds.  They aren't used to people going to where they work and beating the crap out of them.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 16:25 | 4440155 Withdrawn Sanction
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"Cops usually only assault people who can't defend themselves"

Very true.  Like Kelly Thomas, an unarmed man, who was literally beaten to death by Fullerton, CA cops.  You can find the video on YouTube.  The beating goes on for nearly half an hour despite pleas by the victim for cops to stop.  "Medical records show that bones in his face were broken and he choked on his own blood. The coroner concluded that compression of the thorax made it impossible for Thomas to breathe normally and deprived his brain of oxygen."

"Officer" Manuel Ramos, is overheard saying, "See these fists?  They're getting ready to f*ck you up." as put on latex gloves before administering the beating.  Ramos was found not guilty of using excessive force by an Orange Co. CA jury.  Last weekend, however, the patrons of a Denny's restaurant were not so charitable.  Several patrons complained to management; so much so that the murderer was forced to leave.

Shunning and ostracism are incredibly powerful but peaceful tools.  Use them liberally against such heroes.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 17:29 | 4440319 lakecity55
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Not so "Bad" when somebody is really out to kick some ass. I bet most of them ran away.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 18:35 | 4440480 gmrpeabody
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Have you seen the cops that work the city halls of America..., usually teetering on retirement, or some 3oo lb female that fills a quota catagory. Definately shouldn't be expected to defend herself or others in a snap-decision environment.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 19:05 | 4440538 mjcOH1
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"Why the fuck didn't the officers break his skull open with a baton or zap the fucking shit outta him with tasers and then shoot him full of holes like they're supposed to!!?"


That sounds a lot riskier than a roadside vaginal search on a MILF going 60 in a 55 mph zone.

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 05:16 | 4441667 boogerbently
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OR....was this just the "story" they're spreading for why this ZH patriot was detained????

Trust NO ONE!

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 17:20 | 4442828 Four chan
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like a boss.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 18:58 | 4440540 mjcOH1
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Sun, 02/16/2014 - 11:30 | 4442027 Chupacabra-322
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This man is my Hero.

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 02:08 | 4441525 jeff montanye
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possibly the gentleman had grown disenchanted with the justice system of luzerne county, pa. generally, given the "kids for cash" scandal. the film just came out:


Sun, 02/16/2014 - 02:34 | 4441558 Joe Sixpack
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Really slow news day? Check this out:

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 18:20 | 4440384 Things that go bump
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On February 7, in Eden Prairie, MN a whole gang of police shot and killed a man and woman after a high speed chase in a stolen car down hwy 212. Details were quite fuzzy at first though there was some question of the man having a gun and holding the woman. From the sketchy details, I gathered that they got themselves all pumped full of adrenalin and she was simply collateral damage. Very little has come out of the police until yesterday, but apparently they now have their story straight and their asses covered - TA DA! They state he had a knife and continued to approach them after they ordered him to drop it. When they shot him dead, they insist the woman, a mother of 2 young children, implausible as it sounds, picked up the knife and continued to approach them, even after being ordered to drop it and seeing her boyfriend shot dead before her eyes. That is their story and they're sticking to it.  

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 21:09 | 4440866 Central Bankster
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can you link this info?

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 22:03 | 4441010 Things that go bump
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Yah, that's the one. They thought she was a hostage. I guess they had to shoot her to save her.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 23:40 | 4441159 Central Bankster
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I love the facebook comments where people are demanding they shoot perps in the legs instead of "to kill".  Yet, then also admit in the same post that they refuse to use a firearm (when confronted about how rediculous the concept is).  Its like how can your opinion to be taken seriously if you have no practical experience with said situation.


Also, just to play devils advocate here.  Have you ever dealt with a methed out person?  I can say I have had two personal experiences, one where I was told that I owed them money and another punched me in the face with no provacation.  Neither of these people I knew, seemed like transients.  Happened in Minneapolis.  They are literally insane, so I do wonder if it IS possible that she picked up the knife?

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 23:50 | 4441287 Real Estate Geek
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Nice job, counselor.  But I still say "guilty."

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 23:58 | 4441298 Things that go bump
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Treatment of this incident by the press was very toned down. The whole scenario smells like a construct made to follow SOP. If they had been in the right it wouldn't have taken a week to hear from them. After all, they must have video from the cameras on the cop cars. I think they killed an unarmed woman in the first barrage and I'm not confident the man even showed them a knife. 

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 22:04 | 4441018 Pooper Popper
Sun, 02/16/2014 - 00:05 | 4441307 Things that go bump
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This is one of my personal favorites from Canada, showing a big bruiser of a cop pushing a woman disabled with CP to the ground because she couldn't get out of his way fast enough.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 16:35 | 4440187 ebworthen
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The cops will be even more surprised when the angry mobs of dissillusioned sheeple attack the station.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 17:23 | 4440307 El Oregonian
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No worries, they have Obamacare to fix them up.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 17:29 | 4440194 New World Chaos
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You mean like this 80 year old man who the cops gunned down in his own bed after a bullshit drug tip:

They said he was stumbling down the hallway with a gun, but there was a huge bloodstain in the bed.  Their clownish lies fell apart.  I'm sure these murders will face justice after a thorough internal investigation.  The investigation will be long and thorough enough that when it's time for the ceremonial wrist-slap and name suppression, everyone will have forgotten about the shootup.  Like the 8 cops who fired 103 shots at 2 women who apparently looked like Dorner (huge and bald) while they were in a truck that looked nothing like Dorner's.  Only two hits.  In the back.  She survived despite being 71 years old.  Old ladies and golden retrievers everywhere will hope the cops' "training" duties don't involve target practice.



Sat, 02/15/2014 - 17:51 | 4440382 thamnosma
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It was LA County Sheriff's Department.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 20:07 | 4440720 lakecity55
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They should face Citizen Justice or a Star Chamber like in that Dirty Harry movie.

Most of these cocksucking cops are nowadays thugs; different from my days in the constabulary.

Too many today are on that growth hormone, and have control issues. You are very likely to get shot as not. I am serious. DO NOT aggravate them in any way. If they actually threaten your life, go ahead and kill them and take your chance with a jury. The feds are loading these guys up with BS and heavy weapons.

You can no longer trust the police in America.  Hedge accordingly.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 22:40 | 4440943 New World Chaos
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Large-scale jury nullification for self-defense against thug cops would require the average American to grow both a brain AND a spine.  We're a long way from that.  And once the cops have got you, they will have other ways of getting revenge.  So yeah, if they are going to kill you anyway, why not just hide a Claymore mine above your door?  You could rig it to only go off if your door is busted down, with an override switch that is also rigged in to the smoke detector.  Bars on the windows, disguised as white cross-framing.  This setup works against crimminals on all sides of the Law.  If you're lucky, you might even get to steal a SWATmobile for your bugout.  Don't forget to shoot the OnStar.

I'm glad to see a former cop has seen through the brainwashing.  Do you know what fraction of cops are in various stages of awakening?  Do you think any of them would turn on the real crimminals when the time comes?  How about if their pensions were worthless?

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 02:17 | 4441543 jeff montanye
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imo horseshit like "law and order", where cops break the law all the time but only to nab the "guilty", is part of this widely-held sheeple illusion as well.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 20:03 | 4440712 Andre
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It's Law By Southpark. Say the Magic Words and it's OK.

Hunting by Southpark Law: "He's coming right for us!"

Police action by Southpark Law: "I was afraid for my life."

Judicial justification by Southpark Law: "The actions were within department guidelines."

We are all Southpark now.

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 09:20 | 4441814 vicorjh
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"Detective Patrick Hobbs, a self-described narcotics expert who claimed he "smelled the strong odor of chemicals" downwind from the house after being tipped off to illegal activity from an anonymous informant, spearheaded the investigation."

An anonymous informant? NSA? Parallel construction?

Expect more beatings until moral improves.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 15:34 | 4439995 Ralph Spoilsport
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This guy is part of a trend. Remember this guy who flattened all of the police cars in his town with his tractor a couple of years ago?

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 15:46 | 4440028 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Chuckie Schumer to introduce legislation banning "assault" footwear.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 16:22 | 4440113 chumbawamba
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My guess is a love triangle gone bad, an MMA fighter, and some manner of stimulant.

Whatever the case, this is the most awesome fucking thing I have ever heard.  This is like a Chuck Norris movie that isn't gay.

I am Chumbawamba.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 17:11 | 4440266 codyave
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there's already a movement pushing the shoe agenda:

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 17:59 | 4440406 shiftless
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"This guy is part of a trend. Remember this guy who flattened all of the police cars in his town with his tractor a couple of years ago?"

Haha, yeah, that was a good one. Also, the guy in his pajamas shooting up a speed camera van.

Next step is some guy will walk in a police station and put hot rounds through some mofos.

It's getting more and more serious as the years (months) pass.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 18:11 | 4440419 Things that go bump
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Some years back the FBI rounded up a militia. Their plan was to kill a cop. Then, at the public funeral, hit as many of the rest of them as they could. You know they come from all over the state dressed in full regalia for those things.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 20:13 | 4440728 lakecity55
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You are referring to the Hutaree, set up by Uncle Fed. The idea to kill a cop and attack the funeral came from-- you guessed it--the Federal Agent who infiltrated the group. The group were like, "Uh, say, I don't know about that."

The charges against them were dropped, except for a trumped-up weapons charge.

The entire case was created by the Fedz out of whole cloth.

Let this be a warning: Bath House and his 'Good Buddies' will try this again and again. Do not fall for it!!!

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 20:22 | 4440754 Things that go bump
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So they created the incident. I seem to recall that they have done that several times since, as well, but now the idea is out there in the wild.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:58 | 4439878 ziggy59
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He must have just watched a rerun of Assault on Precinct 13...

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 15:47 | 4440034 bugs_
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beat me to it! !  u snooze u looze

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:14 | 4439744 fonzannoon
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Yes we are down to weather and the police blotter.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:58 | 4439883 merizobeach
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"Yes we are down to weather and the police blotter."

Well, then, here's one from over here--not only Americans hate their gov.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 20:17 | 4440741 lakecity55
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Well, Hell's Bells, it is relevant when these cockgrabbers want to Tax us for the fucking Weather and the Brainwashed Cops have been given a 007 License. This nation is in deep shit.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:20 | 4439746 TruthInSunshine
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Yes, it is, as it, at least in some way, portends things to come that will result from increasing socioeconomic stress & higher incidences of breakdowns (see the movie "Falling Down" for a fictional account, or "Robocop").

By the way, this is what happened the last time someone that snapped went batshit in a Detroit Police Station:


And he USED AN ASSAULT SHOTGUN!!! (the same type hunters use, that Obama was photoshopped as firing, and that Joe Biden regularly uses & endorses)

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:20 | 4439759 fonzannoon
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Hey TIS....I am conflicted man. I know you think I am just a bullish retard who will get my ass kicked when this charade is finally over...and that is correct...but I see two things right now.

I see the fed (so far) exiting QE and the market monkeys have been trained properly to continue to btfd, and I see no signs of that changing anytime soon. The 10yr, the Euro etc. etc. everything is in a centrally planned rangebound nirvana.

 On the other side though I think it could be argued that Abe is starting to become a failure. That Nikkei should not be stagnating the way it is. It seems to be stuck in a rut. If it continues I would start to think the ultimate CB canary is starting to keel over. Also this commodity rally indicating inflation is baffling. If if continues that is also something that could have big implications. 

Anyway, interesting times. Later.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:26 | 4439774 TruthInSunshine
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Fonz, that hurts me. I never thought of you in any manner other than an intelligent, constructive member of ZH, who I sometimes agree with and sometimes disagree with (who would want to hang around people whom they only agreed with, and no stimulating debate took place, anyways?), given the merit and substance of any particular subject that may be the topic du jour.

You the man, bro. Don't ever think I am blowing smoke up your ass when I tell you that, either.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:32 | 4439798 maskone909
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The bromance is over. Was a short valentines day. Homoerotica aside, i think we are experiencing the start of a bigtime short squeeze in pm's and i think the 10y will see >3.5% with another round of taper.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:39 | 4439818 fonzannoon
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Thanks for the kind words man. back at you.

I'm curious what, if anything different, you see going on. I mean I understand your overall view and it makes a lot of sense. I'm just curious if you see anything popping up on your near term screens. 6 months ago I felt the Nikkei was on cruise control but looking at it now it seems to be losing steam. If it falters again I wonder if we end up with the typical (nikkei) market crash followed by a stronger Yen or if we finally go the other way and get the big bond/currency implosion this time. 

Japan is the grand experiment, and as of recently, I am starting to get suspicious. I also find it interesting that out of all the people ZH and the rest of us follows, Michael Burry has not said peep in a few years. I think he is the one guy that if he came out tomorrow and said he was concerned, I would bag everything and head for the mountains.


Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:58 | 4439884 Terminus C
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For me, the two giant red flags of warning in the past few months are MyRA and the European Asset confiscation talk... to me that was the event horizon... but, wtf do I know really, I've been waiting on the big kaboom for years now...

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 15:28 | 4439973 RafterManFMJ
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The big red flag is the elimination of the Bankers; something wicked this way comes.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 21:19 | 4440893 Terminus C
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When Jaimie and Lloyd wake up suicided... then I'll agree with you.  couple of midlings... meh.  though, in congruence with all the other shit it certainly has maerit as a "red flag".

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 16:22 | 4440143 PeakOil
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+1 for Burry reference. One very sharp dude.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 22:20 | 4441061 slaughterer
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Sat, 02/15/2014 - 17:06 | 4440257 ThroxxOfVron
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"Don't ever think I am blowing smoke up your ass"

Man, I could really go for some smoke up MY ass right about now.

Bring your bud, bong and the chapsktick over asap and lets turn the thermostat all the way up!


Happy Valenswine Day +1 for fun, Kiddo!

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 19:06 | 4440563 Abi Normal
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TIS must really love me then....ROFLMAO!!!   Don't worry, I know what your retort will be and feeling is mutual.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 20:18 | 4440747 lakecity55
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What goes around comes around.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:31 | 4439783 random shots
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Remember when ZH would do exposes that would blow your mind and make you rethink how the finance world really worked? I do. Now it's just posting political dribble and NYPost type stories. ZH has become the CNN of blogs.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:33 | 4439801 TruthInSunshine
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Gotta break up the monotony sometimes.

The Vagisil is in the medicine cabinet.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:37 | 4439811 denverdolomte
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Good job knocking ZH by posting on ZH. 

Effectiveness score : infinity. 



Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:37 | 4439814 maskone909
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There is a new demographic in the online community. The truth is having an effect. Example: i frequent to watch the syria war clips alot. The comments are overwhelmingly reflecting what happens when US congress sends death squads into soverign nations and calls them freedom fighters. The sheep are awake and see the wolves for what they are, and its beautiful

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:57 | 4439874 maskone909
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And if you are still curious why ZH posted this article.....

Tyler: This week, each one of you has a homework assignment. You're gonna go out, you're gonna start a fight with a total stranger...(pause, drooling blood)...You're gonna start a fight and you're gonna lose.
[we see a montage of Fight Club members trying to pick a fight]
Narrator: [voice over] Now this is not as easy as it sounds. Most people, normal people, do just about anything to avoid a fight.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 15:14 | 4439931 dtwn
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I too am a liveleak junkie, esp with regards to Syria.  It's interesting to sort the vids by date and go through them from the very beginning.  You can pretty much watch the whole story devolve from the initial protests through becoming a Western-supported terrorist battle to overtake Syria and establish an Islamic fundamentalist state.  And you're right, it is refressing to read the comments and see that there are in fact people that are aware of what is really going on and never bought into Obama/Kerry/McCain's pack of lies.  It really takes wathing a few torture and execution vids to discover the true disconnect between what is really happening and the garbage that Western MSM and gov's try to feed their citizens.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 15:24 | 4439960 maskone909
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Since you like liveleak check out this

This is a retrospective account on the failed attempt to raid the Aleppo prison. Has some cool 3d maps ect

Here is the full video of the raid.


Sat, 02/15/2014 - 15:26 | 4439964 Freddie
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It is totally sickening what the USA, UK and Saudis are doing to the Syrian people with their Al Qeada proxies being run by Mi6 and El See Eye A Duh.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 15:32 | 4439987 maskone909
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Whats funny is that there is infightin between terrorist groups; ISIS, which is a grusome iraqi faction and the other conventional alqueda groups. Plenty of vids showig them torturing and killing eachother.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 15:49 | 4440041 logicalman
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More people are seeing the corruption and madness, but the vast majority are still wandering around with their heads in the cloud of government/banking/media lies and bullshit.

The peope I work with are all pretty decent folk, but only one or two of 'em get it. Even the ones that see it still go along, having a cell phone, a bank account, operating a 4 wheeled metal taxation/debt box and carrying around credit cards.

Starve the beast, it's the only answer.

Vote with your wallet, it's the only vote that matters.


Sat, 02/15/2014 - 16:37 | 4440186 PeakOil
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Yes the pretty decent folk walking in their sleep are still, by far, the majority. Waking up tends to be a painful process.

Most people prefer comfort to pain. And unless life thrusts them into a painful situation, will blissfully remain in a comfortably numb state.

Waking up may soon not be an option.


Sat, 02/15/2014 - 15:47 | 4440029 Cacete de Ouro
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Not sure where the mind blowing exposés went. They're on hold. Maybe the internet froze or else the Tylers are too busy gambling in Vegas and just have time to post this rubbish on their smartphones while at the poker tables

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:29 | 4439789 screw face
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MOAR's Quantum Dude.


Ask Mike Morgon



Sat, 02/15/2014 - 15:05 | 4439907 Shigure
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Well, even Rice Farmer ( has an "and finally..." spot - latest one:

Though this story might come under the "Angry People" section...

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:49 | 4439849 El Vaquero
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Nothing don't mean nothing honey if it ain't free, now now.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 15:34 | 4439996 JLee2027
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Good one! I was just this morning thinking of her:

Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 16:57 | 4440231 bwh1214
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Great post.  No one would think you would be free to break into city hall and pick a fight with some cops...well this guy was.

Mon, 02/17/2014 - 02:53 | 4444328 flyingcaveman
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Well, we are taking blankets from homeless people now.  I would say that is nothing left to lose.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:02 | 4439724 Bunga Bunga
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He tried, but website crashed all the time and then he tried over the phone .........................

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 13:51 | 4439692 adr
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Everyone in my town wants to do the same thing.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:06 | 4439731 tickhound
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Huh? Impossible-practicable!!!

Didn't you get the MEMO from Ed Norton?

Says right here that such things are not only wrong, but...

"something so surreal, warped and ridiculous"

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 17:07 | 4440260 Hulk
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Go mad Max Bitchez !!!  It will do wonders for the broken window economy !!!

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 13:52 | 4439693 fonzannoon
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in related news, man dies in prison from kicking himself in the face.

if we can link him to JPM this is the story of the year.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:33 | 4439803 ParkAveFlasher
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He was a silverbug!  Run with it Tyler

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 13:52 | 4439694 Dan The Man
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That was one angry dude

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 13:53 | 4439703 onewayticket2
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Clear BUY signal.  BUY!

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 13:55 | 4439707 Oquities
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he musta watched that CBS program last night about cops acting above the law.  literally, speeding to get to the donut shop.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 13:56 | 4439709 Colonel Klink
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If Chuck Norris had a son...

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 13:57 | 4439710 walküre
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Jealousy. The cop stole the man's wife. Case closed.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:02 | 4439722 Peter Pan
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Actually the cop took her back and that's what ignited the man's anger.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 13:57 | 4439713 onewayticket2
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The good news is he's already signed up with Obamacare......11 times.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 13:59 | 4439716 Peter Pan
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This kind of reminds me of the fellow who held up a service station around midnight only to find there was very little in the till. So he promptly tied up the attendant, put him in the store room and proceeded to operate the service station himself till dawn when he took off with the cash earnings.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 15:33 | 4439992 Blood Spattered...
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LOL, that's a hard working crook. 

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:02 | 4439723 rwe2late
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Whenever the police beat down someone,

they always charge the person with "assaulting an officer".

Often enough, the charge appears to be bogus.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:03 | 4439726 QQQBall
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Take him to Gitmo.... he will say "I'll be back!"

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:05 | 4439730 pcrs
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Should be the other way around, normally police breaks into your home, shoots the dog and granny while he is sleeping in his bed.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:09 | 4439737 One And Only
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He kicked police officers?

We obviously need some shoe regulation before someone gets killed. Maybe a national shoe registry or some age limits. We have to protect the children.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:18 | 4439755 rwe2late
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Start by banning "assault weapon footwares".

Or at least require licensing and permits.


Sat, 02/15/2014 - 16:07 | 4439911 pcrs
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  1. Ban the shoes. I know the national shoe association says that shoes don't kill, people do, but I think shoes have something to do with it.
Sat, 02/15/2014 - 15:03 | 4439850 ThisIsBob
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No more than ten shoes - that will solve it.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 15:36 | 4440006 MsCreant
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Only the Jackboots are permitted to wear Jackboots. All the rest of us must wear fuzz slippers (and like it).

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:11 | 4439742 Yen Cross
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    Breaking into the Donut shop? Hmmm... I wonder if one of the cops was tapping the Mrs.?

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:15 | 4439747 Pairadimes
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Suicide by cop - epic fail?

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:19 | 4439756 LoneStarHog
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City that the politically correct term now for PIG PEN?

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:19 | 4439757 fijisailor
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Everyone on my street is pretty friendly except the cop who lives on the corner.  He's fat.  Rides his ATV to the mailbox.  Argues with his wife on the street and never waves or says hello to anyone.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:35 | 4439806 ParkAveFlasher
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In all fairness, thugz life 4evah

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 17:27 | 4440315 lakecity55
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Sounds like you guys won't have any problem stomping his ass when the time comes.

Just sayin'

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:22 | 4439764 I am Jobe
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Must be the Odumbacare and MyRa programs. Ah problems in so called the Greatest Nation is now coming to light much faster. 


Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:24 | 4439768 world_debt_slave
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Jails all across Amerika are signing up inmates for Obamacare, he prob. just wanted to get in on the care.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:23 | 4439770 kchrisc
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Awesome! Unfortunately he didn't do this to the gun and badge thugs that beat and killed Thomas Kelly.


"Dear gun and badge thugs: Ignorance of the Constitution and 'following orders' are not viable defenses of your actions. You will be held accountable."

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:29 | 4439788 Byte Me
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Charged with more charges...

..uhhhh yeeeaaahh..

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:31 | 4439795 AuEagleNest
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'Bout time someone did a no-knock entry on a police station. Maybe it'll start a trend.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 18:03 | 4440420 El Vaquero
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I think the trend is already starting.  Dorner.  The guy in my town who took an AK, walked up to somebody and told the guy  "Call the cops and tell them I'm waiting," the guy who ran over the squad cars with the tractor, and now this guy.  I bet if you searched, you'd find other instances too.  It's not just people in the US that are fed up with cops.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:31 | 4439797 booboo
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As long as this guy makes it home safe to his wife and kids, that's all that matters.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:43 | 4439831 Randoom Thought
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When you are trying to divide a people and create conflict it helps to control both sides of the dialectic. Maybe ZH is the new activistpost, without the videos. Or maybe they are trying to replace "beforeitsnews". They are recycle the same stories.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:44 | 4439838 JuliaS
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God damnit! The man's insane! Now those cops are going to fabricare even more injuries, retire early and collect disability/benefits for the rest of their lives, well in excess of what they would've embezzled otherwise.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:47 | 4439843 I am a Man I am...
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He should change his name to Max Imum Dipshit

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:54 | 4439867 buzzsaw99
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go for the jury trial dude

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 15:41 | 4440018 MsCreant
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A jury of his peers...

Jury nullification, bitchez!

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 14:58 | 4439880 Yen Cross
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  Armored personel carriers and riotgear/body armor aren't very effective when the weakest link is your front door.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 20:12 | 4440730 Angus McHugepenis
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Yen: He fooled them by claiming he was delivering donuts.

I've seen Holiday Inns with better security in Buffalo, NY back in the 80's.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 15:06 | 4439909 Bioscale
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It's always better to kick polices officers' asses than sign some fucking ridiculous government petition.

Someone out there has carried out his home work really really well.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 15:13 | 4439928 riot-police
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Im realy suprized he didn't get tazered or shot. Must have caught them with their pants down.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 16:56 | 4440230 Watts_D_Matter
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Cops are paranoid about being sued for excessive force....Not worth it to punch, kick or shoot anyone unless they are pointing a gun to your head...and yoiu must verify that the gun is in good working order, and not a fake...basically cops are better off without guns or anything else...Lots of people looking for quick cash by staging events, and having a friend video taping it to collect the blue collar quick pay....

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 08:19 | 4441760 LongMarch
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Well that must be why police brutalty is so rare. Who do you think pays the bill when they get sued? Them? Fucking Fail.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 15:15 | 4439934 esum
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cops in doughnut comma unable to defend themselves..... 

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 15:16 | 4439938 shovelhead
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Probably one PBA charity donation call too many...

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 15:29 | 4439970 gafgroocK
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x 250 million Max-like AMERICANS....hmmm...take a letter Maria...Memo to DHS...better buy a bunch more Bullets

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 15:32 | 4439985 the 300000000th...
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Its called Bath Salts

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 15:34 | 4439994 the 300000000th...
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Oh yeah, and we need to ban shoes

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 15:35 | 4440000 gafgroocK
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Better ban Baths too

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 02:51 | 4441577 Village-idiot
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They don't need to ban them: they just have register them, so the authorities can confiscate them (for the good of society), if and when necessary.

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 11:31 | 4442025 Woodhippie
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DHS would just buy 350 billion shoe laces. 

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 15:42 | 4440021 Smuckers
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Is there a "too insane to detain" slogan going around that I don't know about?

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 15:53 | 4440057 DriveByLurker
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Cypress Hill should totally record that track.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 15:43 | 4440022 shutdown
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Surprised he wasn't shot and killed.

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 01:30 | 4441469 mt paul
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Sat, 02/15/2014 - 15:43 | 4440023 Carl Popper
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They never drug test these people when they are booked into jail. Jails are trying to save every penny possible. If they ever drug tested them it is almost always method they will find.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 15:47 | 4440031 Son of Captain Nemo
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Save this one for posterity since the Patriot Act(s) and DHS came into existence. and the "record books" cause 99.99999% of the time it's an officer busting in someone's door and killing an unarmed man, woman, child or dog!

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 15:54 | 4440058 brokenspoke
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Must be due to GLOBAL WARMING!

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 16:05 | 4440091 are we there yet
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Didn't Skynet already invade a police station looking for John Connors?

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 16:36 | 4440189 rsnoble
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What? No AR15 involved?

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 02:46 | 4441574 Village-idiot
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Give the media a few days. An "assault rifle" will magically appear.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 17:09 | 4440263 lakecity55
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Take that, Fascists!

Just Say No to Nazobamunism!

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 17:17 | 4440288 tony wilson
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this is really scarey folks.

eye means if der police cannot protact us from the weather and the cops cant protect themselves in dere own pig stations whatawegonna do.

who gonna protact der homeland.

dis man must be hung in his cell as per normals as a warnings to udder evil do ers.

eye think these are times to hide in are beds wid furniture up against the doors.

a storm is a cumin like you folks have never seen every man for himselfs

my advices is offer up your wives and kids first and you may survives

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