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Sell-Side Penguin Of The Day Award Goes To...

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... Morgan Stanley's "research analyst" David Risinger, who today, February 18, 2014, a day after the WSJ broke the news yesterday around 10:30 pm that Forest Labs would be acquired by Actavis for $25 billion, decided to upgrade FRX from Equal-Weight to Overweight, and boosted his price target from "NA" to $86 or about where the stock was trading first thing this morning after the WSJ news. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is undisputed sell-side research value added.

And... Penguins.

 


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Tue, 02/18/2014 - 15:17 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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Ooops. Looks like another banker needs to find a window.

Tue, 02/18/2014 - 15:21 | Link to Comment James_Cole
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This is why MS makes the big bucks. 

Tue, 02/18/2014 - 15:29 | Link to Comment Divided States ...
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His email is on the research report...lets bombard him with emails calling him a fuckin penguin....maybe he may jump off 1585 broadway Morgan Stanley building because he cant handle the heat.

Tue, 02/18/2014 - 16:11 | Link to Comment Grinder74
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Let's treat him like that guy with the bowtie and goldfish in TWOWS.  

 

(Man, that was a lot of T&A...too bad there were other people in the theater.)

Tue, 02/18/2014 - 15:22 | Link to Comment Unprepared
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he's just unlucky... the recommendation was due to be published last night, but he passed out due to heavy-drinking binge the day before.

Tue, 02/18/2014 - 15:20 | Link to Comment AAA
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Hmmm... missing the Forest for the trees

Tue, 02/18/2014 - 17:41 | Link to Comment aVileRat
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./slowclap

Remember all those "Bank of America #1 research firm" award commercials on bloomberg tv ?

Nobody reads BAML research.

 

Tue, 02/18/2014 - 15:21 | Link to Comment Jumbotron
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Came up off the porn site JUST in the nick of time to be fashionably late.

Tue, 02/18/2014 - 15:54 | Link to Comment Save_America1st
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HA!  Exactly!!! lol

Tue, 02/18/2014 - 15:23 | Link to Comment RockRiver
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What a tool....

Tue, 02/18/2014 - 15:28 | Link to Comment skwid vacuous
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they should be the first to swing from lamp-posts, after the top brass of course, spineless sacks of shit, just pimping for the sell-side cocksuckers ...

 

Tue, 02/18/2014 - 15:33 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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Man, what a job.

Tue, 02/18/2014 - 16:34 | Link to Comment SloMoe
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I bet he can predict who won the Super Bowl, too.

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