While Browsing Zero Hedge From A Certain Government Agency...

Tyler Durden's picture

... one gets the following most recently added "blocked" page.


Thanks to NSA/CSS Policy 6-6, and NSA/CSS Directive 130-1, Paragraph 21-E, US public servants' minds will remain uncorrupted by the truth.

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duo's picture

Zerohedge mobile

Divided States of America's picture

Ha, maybe the sheep is finally awakening? Yeah that guy who tried to browse ZH at a government job MAY accidentally not get home tonight.

kliguy38's picture

Sheep awakening????? BWAAAAAAAAA......to fkn funny

TahoeBilly2012's picture

Public servant = Zionist slave

MillionDollarBogus_'s picture

The infestation of crappy ads must be the cause of the firewall block... 

EscapeKey's picture

The real crime here is the use of Internet Explorer.

DeadFred's picture

Exactly. The NSA wants you to use the services of their subsidiary Google so try using Chrome.

SoberOne's picture

Fuck you, Clapper. You are perjurious and an enemy to liberty! 

aint no fortunate son's picture

meh, it was probably just the weather

Pure Evil's picture

Don't ya know?

Only porn sites are allowed through the .gov firewalls.

That, and Communist Chinese hackers.

knukles's picture

Porn sites and the weather are all Bush's fault.

HyBrasilian's picture

so now we know that francis_sawyer was an NSA plant all along

SMG's picture

Sorry to threadjack here, but this is a great article, just wanted to share:



cynicalskeptic's picture

Weimar all over again......  and we all know how THAT ended up....


HyBrasilian's picture

Yeah ~ it ended up with 'Cominterns' in Moscow, who sent Russian peasants off to die fighting the Nazis [who came about after Weimar]...

InjectTheVenom's picture

i sure hope this guv guy who tried browsing ZH doesn't own a nailgun at home !!

kralizec's picture


And, the obvious...if the NSA is monitoring gubmint goons, what's that mean for the rest of us civilian peons, eh?!

Four chan's picture

what is the css? criminal state spy?

new game's picture

plays right into the tin foil conspircy nut job story. for seeking knowledge we are the bad guys is a statist regime controlled by thought contol psycopaths. when to people start vanishing? far fetched? the trilum of understanding is their club...

GetZeeGold's picture








Clapper....oh you mean THAT America!

GeezerGeek's picture

Nor should he ever go above the first floor of any building he's in. At least jumping out of a first floor window shouldn't hurt too much.

Zero Point's picture

Lacking a nailgun, our erstwhile .gov employee could always take a caulking gun full of silicone, fill his mouth and nose with it, and wait for it to harden.

Bananamerican's picture

I love the smell of Freedom in the morning....it smells like....Napalm!"

screw face's picture

Fire up the quantum computers..........


.......MOAR DATA



giggler321's picture

It's fake.  They typed zerohedge url and did not press return so it looks like the offender

Colonel Klink's picture

Fail, the URL bar at the bottom says loading Zerohedge.

ironsky's picture

During the 2008 election, Junior League Peggy let the little cavity do the thinking for the big cavity. She's to be ignored. 

Temporalist's picture

Ok you made me do it:



HyBrasilian's picture

Would you like a little whine with that?

Colonel Klink's picture

Sure how about a little manischewitz?

BennyBoy's picture

ZH: Where NSA gets a dose of financial truth.

GeezerGeek's picture

For me, ZH is  misson essential.

The_Dude's picture

Agreed +1000...Bravo Tyler et al....

Maybe...just maybe...we were able to set Snowden free and they have come to the realization of the genesis of his emancipation

Sterling Rod's picture

I can't access www.zerohedge.com where I work either. 

But I go to this site and drag down the topic button for Independent News.  Then I click the ZH link and the story appears.  Slick!



NoDebt's picture

You realize, of course, this means they're afraid of us.

Thought Processor's picture


Or maybe they just don't want their employees to know how the world really works.  Or perhaps have them find out who they really work for (ie: not the citizens of the United States).


All waves start with but a small ripple.

TeamDepends's picture

The hundredth monkey tastes that ripple and, in a golden moment of clarity, exclaims, "This is rot-gut, I want to drink champagne like the dousches in the white coats!"

Pure Evil's picture

Ehhh.......no big deal really. If they've installed a Barricuda firewall, only official .gov propaganda websites like MSNBC and CNN are allowed through.

Had the same problem at my last job. They had a Barricuda firewall and practically every website was blocked.

We wouldn't want to have a website posting material offensive to females in the workplace, like ads of half naked women in bikinis.

sleigher's picture

openvpn FTW!

nobody blocks 443

jimmytorpedo's picture

Nobody puts Tyler Baby in the corner.

it aint easy's picture

Bah, monitoring Zero Edge today likely yields nothing more than goldbugs and bit-tards. And "Top 10 signs *insert anything* is about to collapse"-articles.

GetZeeGold's picture





Couldn't be NSA.....he's only been a member for weeks now.

ultramaroon's picture

Yes, WebSense and some squid implementations block "proxy avoidance sites" (on 443). Better to set up a server at your house and run SSHD on a high-numbered port. Then SSH into that from the site with the proxy.

ncdirtdigger's picture

We want our women fully naked

GetZeeGold's picture




So it's the TSA.....it's all becoming clear now.