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Thanks to NSA/CSS Policy 6-6, and NSA/CSS Directive 130-1, Paragraph 21-E, US public servants' minds will remain uncorrupted by the truth.

 

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Wed, 02/19/2014 - 10:51 | 4452344 duo
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Zerohedge mobile

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 10:53 | 4452349 Divided States ...
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Ha, maybe the sheep is finally awakening? Yeah that guy who tried to browse ZH at a government job MAY accidentally not get home tonight.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 10:53 | 4452360 kliguy38
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Sheep awakening????? BWAAAAAAAAA......to fkn funny

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 10:56 | 4452384 TahoeBilly2012
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Public servant = Zionist slave

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:01 | 4452414 zerozulu
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I am glad, I'm unemployed.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:06 | 4452439 MillionDollarBogus_
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The infestation of crappy ads must be the cause of the firewall block... 

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:08 | 4452455 EscapeKey
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The real crime here is the use of Internet Explorer.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:16 | 4452487 DeadFred
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Exactly. The NSA wants you to use the services of their subsidiary Google so try using Chrome.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:21 | 4452509 TeamDepends
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Regardless, bravo Tyler!

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:37 | 4452568 linniepar
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Fuck you, Clapper. You are perjurious and an enemy to liberty! 

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:41 | 4452586 aint no fortuna...
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meh, it was probably just the weather

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:06 | 4452673 Pure Evil
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Don't ya know?

Only porn sites are allowed through the .gov firewalls.

That, and Communist Chinese hackers.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:52 | 4452958 knukles
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Porn sites and the weather are all Bush's fault.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:59 | 4452983 HyBrasilian
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so now we know that francis_sawyer was an NSA plant all along

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 13:13 | 4453045 SMG
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Sorry to threadjack here, but this is a great article, just wanted to share:

http://blogs.wsj.com/peggynoonan/2014/02/18/our-decadent-elites/

 

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 13:32 | 4453141 cynicalskeptic
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Weimar all over again......  and we all know how THAT ended up....

 

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 13:49 | 4453230 HyBrasilian
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Yeah ~ it ended up with 'Cominterns' in Moscow, who sent Russian peasants off to die fighting the Nazis [who came about after Weimar]...

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 13:58 | 4453272 InjectTheVenom
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i sure hope this guv guy who tried browsing ZH doesn't own a nailgun at home !!

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 14:03 | 4453291 SamAdams
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Bostitch Bitchez

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 14:21 | 4453392 kralizec
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Yeah.

And, the obvious...if the NSA is monitoring gubmint goons, what's that mean for the rest of us civilian peons, eh?!

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 01:37 | 4456160 Four chan
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what is the css? criminal state spy?

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 07:01 | 4456526 new game
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plays right into the tin foil conspircy nut job story. for seeking knowledge we are the bad guys is a statist regime controlled by thought contol psycopaths. when to people start vanishing? far fetched? the trilum of understanding is their club...

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 06:59 | 4456530 GetZeeGold
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Clapper....oh you mean THAT America!

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 15:15 | 4453645 GeezerGeek
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Nor should he ever go above the first floor of any building he's in. At least jumping out of a first floor window shouldn't hurt too much.

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 05:31 | 4456476 Zero Point
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Lacking a nailgun, our erstwhile .gov employee could always take a caulking gun full of silicone, fill his mouth and nose with it, and wait for it to harden.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 13:59 | 4453278 Bananamerican
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I love the smell of Freedom in the morning....it smells like....Napalm!"

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 16:31 | 4454064 screw face
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Fire up the quantum computers..........

 

.......MOAR DATA

 

fc

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 03:42 | 4456383 giggler321
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It's fake.  They typed zerohedge url and did not press return so it looks like the offender

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 04:32 | 4456443 Colonel Klink
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Fail, the URL bar at the bottom says loading Zerohedge.

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 00:58 | 4456052 ironsky
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During the 2008 election, Junior League Peggy let the little cavity do the thinking for the big cavity. She's to be ignored. 

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 14:10 | 4453337 Temporalist
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Ok you made me do it:

 

CheesePopes

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 23:46 | 4455832 HyBrasilian
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Would you like a little whine with that?

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 04:34 | 4456444 Colonel Klink
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Sure how about a little manischewitz?

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:19 | 4452745 Oh regional Indian
Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:55 | 4452630 BennyBoy
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ZH: Where NSA gets a dose of financial truth.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 15:16 | 4453650 GeezerGeek
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For me, ZH is  misson essential.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 13:26 | 4453113 The_Dude
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Agreed +1000...Bravo Tyler et al....

Maybe...just maybe...we were able to set Snowden free and they have come to the realization of the genesis of his emancipation

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 00:30 | 4455966 Sterling Rod
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I can't access www.zerohedge.com where I work either. 

But I go to this site and drag down the topic button for Independent News.  Then I click the ZH link and the story appears.  Slick!

www.ibreezeit.com

 

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:21 | 4452513 NoDebt
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You realize, of course, this means they're afraid of us.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:29 | 4452540 Thought Processor
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Or maybe they just don't want their employees to know how the world really works.  Or perhaps have them find out who they really work for (ie: not the citizens of the United States).

 

All waves start with but a small ripple.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:53 | 4452625 TeamDepends
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The hundredth monkey tastes that ripple and, in a golden moment of clarity, exclaims, "This is rot-gut, I want to drink champagne like the dousches in the white coats!"

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:14 | 4452699 Pure Evil
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Ehhh.......no big deal really. If they've installed a Barricuda firewall, only official .gov propaganda websites like MSNBC and CNN are allowed through.

Had the same problem at my last job. They had a Barricuda firewall and practically every website was blocked.

We wouldn't want to have a website posting material offensive to females in the workplace, like ads of half naked women in bikinis.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:21 | 4452763 sleigher
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openvpn FTW!

nobody blocks 443

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:54 | 4452967 jimmytorpedo
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Nobody puts Tyler Baby in the corner.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 13:40 | 4453188 it aint easy
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Bah, monitoring Zero Edge today likely yields nothing more than goldbugs and bit-tards. And "Top 10 signs *insert anything* is about to collapse"-articles.

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 04:08 | 4456420 Tall Tom
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And NSA Trolls...

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 07:02 | 4456532 GetZeeGold
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Couldn't be NSA.....he's only been a member for weeks now.

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 06:55 | 4456525 ultramaroon
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Yes, WebSense and some squid implementations block "proxy avoidance sites" (on 443). Better to set up a server at your house and run SSHD on a high-numbered port. Then SSH into that from the site with the proxy.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 13:54 | 4453251 ncdirtdigger
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We want our women fully naked

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 07:05 | 4456534 GetZeeGold
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So it's the TSA.....it's all becoming clear now.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 13:44 | 4453208 Kirk2NCC1701
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"All waves start with but a small ripple."

Catchy and I like it, but that's not true if you studied physics:  The amplitude of a wave is proportional to the Driving Force.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 15:15 | 4453648 Thought Processor
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And what level does the driving force start out as?

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 06:05 | 4456489 ebear
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Big Splashes end in small ripples.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 13:55 | 4453260 Kirk2NCC1701
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"All waves start with but a small ripple."

Catchy and I like it, but that's not true if you studied physics:  The amplitude of a wave is proportional to the Driving Force.

I prefer a different analogy.  Financial and monetary fraud is like sex: We get screwed slow at first, then very fast.  The short-term and full consequences are often not at all like what we first expected.

Or, to quote philosopher Zappa:  "Don't fool yourself, it's going right up..."

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 06:06 | 4456490 ebear
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A journey of a thousand miles...

begins with a taxi to the airport.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:36 | 4452881 Zadok
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Yes, true. That is not a sign of negotiation from a position of strength.

When you have to suppress the truth to fake a position of strength, you days of fraud are numbered.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 13:13 | 4453042 macholatte
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When you have to suppress the truth to fake a position of strength, you days of fraud are numbered.

LMAO

Tell that to John Podesta. Obama's days numbered from Jan 20, 2009 to Jan 20, 2017.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:52 | 4452959 lewietheparrot
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nodebt,

Off topic, but has anything on this been seen here at ZH?

Operation American Spring (OAS) - May 16th, 2014 Wash D.C.

What is the story on this, anyone here following it?

thanks

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 13:26 | 4453110 Professorlocknload
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Lew,

It's a Tea Party kinda "thang," a planned protest. Remains to be seen whether it gets legs.

 

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 13:35 | 4453155 Thought Processor
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Hey 'Operation American Spring' sounds cool!  Just like the Arab Spring.............  

er

Wait a minute.....  wasn't the arab spring:

1)  Armed and financed by the Saudis.

2)  Trained by CIA operatives

3)  Manned by people taken from all over the ME like prisons, intel funded groups, and all other disgruntled plebes from anywhere but said country being taken over.

4)  Fostered by millions of fake facebook, twitter, and other social accounts.

 

Yep, should be fun.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 14:00 | 4453281 lewietheparrot
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Thanks, Thought

So the good guys will be shooting the 'protesters'. right?

I don't know---this is why I am asking---everyone here is so much more hip than this oldman.

I am going to the US in the last week of May, so I need to know 'who's who' on the street.

All the boomers here are talking about the revolution and how much their silver will go up---all obesies, so I can't trust their opinions.

But thanks to your response, at least, I have an idea of what's going on

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 15:29 | 4453734 Thought Processor
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Well, I honestly don't think anyone here really knows what the whole truth is on any of this, especially when things are so manipulated by various interested parties (such as the CIA, Big Banks, and who knows who else around the world).   But collectively we are putting bits and pieces together and over time the dots start to get connected.

Of course it would be nice if we had some independant journalists that did this for a living.  I don't think any of us are holding our breath on that one though.

 

 

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 07:38 | 4456574 ebear
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Spring into Action!

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 00:41 | 4456002 logicalman
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It also means we are all flagged.

Except MDB of course. Nobody takes him seriously!

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:24 | 4452517 Chupacabra-322
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All roads lead to The Criminal Federal Reserve, JP Morgan Chase, HSBC, IMF etc... in Espionage with the NSA, CIA & The Global Criminal Oligarch Cabal Bankster Intelligence Crime Syndicate for a controlled, predictable Global Economy after the crash. Very Compartmentalized.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 15:05 | 4453577 halfawake
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The Creature should be required reading. It will be for me and mine.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:34 | 4452867 Zadok
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Chrome=controlled opposition=fictional solution

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:18 | 4452491 Temporalist
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This happens after ZH has two of their highest viewed posts, from my memory anyway, of over 150k visitors, about George Soros' hedges and Chinese selling TSY.  I'm sure it's all coincidence.  Now where'd I put that nail gun?

 

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:22 | 4452514 NoDebt
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<----- Got 'yer nail gun right here.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 14:50 | 4453509 SDShack
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Drudge helped that cause immensely by posting links.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:44 | 4452596 SquirrelButtDan
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Exactly what I thought as well. Who uses IE anymore? 

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 14:32 | 4453432 skins1
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Yes it is, I worked for the State Department and it wasn't even the latest version of IE.  They were starting to let people use Chrome before I left.

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 01:09 | 4456086 kchrisc
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What is an "Internet Explorer?!"

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:11 | 4452460 TahoeBilly2012
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They can read, tag and track the commentors, but are blocked from reading actual content...

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:17 | 4452461 GetZeeGold
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FREE JUSTINA!!!

https://www.facebook.com/pages/A-Miracle-for-Justina/253343311469595

This webpage is now under gag order...it made Harvard uncomfortable. 

 

Welcome to the total transformation of your healthcare....in which they get to kidnap your daughter. Held hostage for one year....and counting.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:54 | 4452627 KickIce
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What POS government troll would down vote this?  Yeah I know there's some redundancy in my post.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:54 | 4452629 pods
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Each and every day they are telling you who owns your kids.  Plain as day, right in front of you.

I just hope all the "patriotic" flag waving fuckheads understand this on the 4th of July.

pods

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:22 | 4452766 Oldwood
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Remember, it takes a village...the village of the damned.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:19 | 4452498 Johnny Cocknballs
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No, more likely its the infestation of trackers.  Over a dozen now, I see.  Good grief.

So I suppose my penchant for busty asian porn is no longer a secret.

[ahem]

Look guys, I do want to be clear - I'm not at all into hairy chicks per se, I just don't mind the hair and some of those sites are pretty decent.  Don't you judge me!  I'm not using taxpayer money to stalk my ex-girlfriends like a number of you twats.  I do that on my own dime!

Meanwhile, I defy you not to stare at even a passably cute Asian college girl with even decent Cs.  They are like the unicorns of porn.

 

Meanwhile, over at antiwar  {a subversive outfit for realsies}

 

Homing in on the Surveillance State

Their lies are coming unraveled

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:30 | 4452541 BLOTTO
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'They' dont want us to get any ideas by creating independent thinking...

.

However, your free to jerk off to mindless/brainless online porn as much as you want.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 13:51 | 4453241 Spanky
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+1

Thanks for the link...

And free the titties!

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 00:37 | 4455992 willwork4food
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More than a mouthfull's a waste.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 23:58 | 4455877 Antifaschistische
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Hey, "glad you're unemployed"...that's actually pretty funny.

I was at a WIFI spot last week and ZH was BLOCKED by their firewall because it had "inappropriate" material.

So....I went to truly innapropriate sites to prove the hypocrisy.  Does the NSA have insiders at the firewall companies?

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:02 | 4452424 max2205
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Back to porn I guess

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:09 | 4452456 albanian
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American Democrati

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:17 | 4452490 Sudden Debt
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You think he's a TSA agent?

because TSA agents don't watch porn on internet explorer...

they got a xray for that...

kiddyporn, married woman... you name it...

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:43 | 4452446 Liquid Courage
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Fat and happy, numb to rage,

With his indexed pension in his guilded cage,

Sits in splendor on his cushy ass,

Last man standing in the Middle Class.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:33 | 4452860 Oh regional Indian
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Brilliant!!!

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 14:01 | 4453293 Liquid Courage
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Thanks ORI ... I went into edit mode to correct the spelling of "guilded" but then I noticed it actually made a rather nice pun quite by accident.

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 05:03 | 4456461 The.Harmless.Who
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goodness me, the number of filthy cuntish zionists here is on the rise... 

 

Greenspan, Bernanke, Yellen, Fischer, Icahn, Cohen, et al....  join up and vote down so you can feel even more in control (cunts!)  /sarc.

 

Oh, did anyone else, the "certain government" agency uses Internet Explorer!  Are you kidding me!!! This is tax dollars at work?

 

 

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:09 | 4452400 TruthInSunshine
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MONITORING OF YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY IS BEING PERFORMED

That must be Thomas Anderson (aka "Neo"), who has a boring government job in a fluorescent lit cubicle, does some enterprise on the side, and had a bitchin' last night chasing a white rabbit across the floor of a rave.

You're going to get a special delivery with a cell phone contained therein today, Neo.

Answer it, and do exactly as we say.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 14:29 | 4453408 Kirk2NCC1701
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The obvious implications of this article and predictable responses aside...No matter how distasteful this action is philosophically, every employer has the full right to determine how their employees use company resources and time while on their premises and payroll.  You may want to re-read your work agreement.

Every serious and clear-headed employee should know better than to spend time surfing for anything, other than strictly work-related material.  Allow me to provide some clarity to those who lack it:

IT Rules of Work, #1:  Surf non-work-related stuff on your own time and own IT resources!  Or suffer the consequences.

IT Rules of Work, #2: Always assume that ANYTHING and EVERYTHING you write on the Internet will be stored, and accesses or used against you some day.

IT Rules of Work, #3: Given Rules 1 and 2, never ever write anything that you are not prepared to be disclosed in a court of law or the court of the MSM.  Else be prepared to deal with the consequences.

While you may be "free" to express yourself, you are not free from the consequences of your actions and expressions.  I suggest you Think, Plan, Speak and Act accordingly.  Even if your employer is The Gov.  If you are serious enough to got to ZH on 'company time', then you should be brave enough to take this up with them.

p.s. For strategic or tactical reasons you also may not want your employer to know your deep (true) thoughts and worldviews, especially if they don't align with theirs.  Learn to 'compartmentalize' your job-life from your other lives and your other personae (family, personal, activist...).  If you are unable or unwilling to do so, at least be prepared for the inevitable consequences:  Causality can be a real Bitch that way.  :-)

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 00:50 | 4456027 logicalman
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What a wonderful world we live in!

In many ways you are right, but every now and again you just have to say 'FUCK IT' just to stay sane(ish)

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 10:57 | 4452390 Mr. Poon
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I'm not sure how those of us who work at the three-letter agencies are supposed to be monitoring the rest of you if our access to your site is blocked.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:27 | 4452529 effendi
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Who said that that persons job is to monitor people?

It could just be some dude slacking off from doing his job by surfing the net.

Most of us who work in private companies know that our use of company assets (the computer) on company time can get our asses hauled into the bosses office.

Our employers monitor our computers.

Our employers block many sites.

So this is a nothingburger beat up.

Now if the employee was told he couldn't view ZH on his own time at home then it is time to get outraged.

And I'm a libertarian and want most of the 3 letter agencies shut or reduced by over 90% (the same goes for all government agencies)

 

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:21 | 4452761 A Nanny Moose
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It could just be some dude slacking off from doing his job by surfing the net.

Define "slacking off." Apple was supposedly born in a caligraphy class. Who is to say when/where inspiration will strike. If one is "slacking off" it is likely to escape the lack of productive capacity at said job.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:22 | 4452765 gmrpeabody
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Buzzkill....

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 14:03 | 4453302 cougar_w
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Shit, yer right. My bad.

Back to coding the next killer short-destroying HFT algo ...

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:48 | 4452602 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Those in charge of monitoring will be using classified networks for starters also in those facilities where the monitors are they usually have a no cellphone in the building policy at the same time.... The fact that some news sites and blogs are moar equal than others and must be blocked on unclassified networks is the tell. It has nothing to do with the watchers.

Is Mother Jones blocked, is Washington Post blocked, is Paul Craig Roberts blocked?

Be interesting if someone would pass on some screenshots for the Tyler(s) to post of these sites to prove the point.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 13:50 | 4453233 Professorlocknload
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I'm not sure how those of us who work at the three-letter agencies are supposed to be monitoring the rest of you if our access to your site is blocked.

  Nobody works at those agencies, they're just there

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:03 | 4452423 HardAssets
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And many thought govt employees only browsed porn sites during 'work'

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:11 | 4452696 Beard of Zeus
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I would advise him to stay away from tall buildings, embankments, and nail guns for the foreseeable future.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:41 | 4452901 Herd Redirectio...
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Yes, stay away from rooftops, and windows...

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 13:21 | 4453092 phranq
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Now what would Ronnie say at a time like this?

 

"We welcome change and openness; for we believe that freedom and security go together, that the advance of human liberty can only strengthen the cause of world peace. There is one sign the United States can make that would be unmistakable, that would advance dramatically the cause of freedom and peace. General Secretary Obama, if you seek peace, if you seek prosperity for the United States and the rest of the world, if you seek liberalization, come here to this gate. Mr. Obama, open this gate. Mr. Obama, tear down this FIREwall"

 

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:15 | 4452482 zorba THE GREEK
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Well, I guess it's back to porn.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:32 | 4452553 dtwn
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For fuck's sake .gov can't even spell when they're doing their censorship!  Unless "paragraphe" is a new fancy French way of structuring written content within the .gov . . . . . 

 

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:43 | 4452595 Stanley Kubrick
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Operators standing by:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In-Q-Tel

 

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:05 | 4452669 hunglow
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Get back to work gse 3.  Only top tier nsa with special need to know that watches you can study ZH for data.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:14 | 4452708 Clayton Bigsby
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What about Tranny Porn? Can we still do Tranny Porn?

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 13:10 | 4453028 verbot
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my bad, its got to be caused by me... cant a ageing super genius hermit get a break?!

lol... got five cents nobody in the spy biz even knows who my avatar is.....

as for the rest of you ageing super genius hermits! you know who you are...lol...

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 13:17 | 4453060 de3de8
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DUO: If you are referring to an end around, forget it as no cell or other personal devices allowed inside bldgs. . Besides most are electronically hardened anyway.

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 07:10 | 4456542 duo
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Long cigarette breaks, I guess.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 15:43 | 4453834 Riggers
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I haven't been able to access zerohedge from my home Internet for about 2 weeks. Not on my phone either if I hotspot but if I'm on my cell phone providers 4g I can. So I know they have freaking blocked it for some reason.....but how is it fucking legal to block free speech in a private residence?!

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 00:55 | 4456039 logicalman
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It doesn't have to be legal.

It's just that they can afford more expensive lawyers than you. They even have the cash to buy the odd judge or three.

I thought this was well known.

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 07:25 | 4456557 Atlas Crapped
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Not surprising, MANY conservative PRIVATE sector organizations monitor and block as well. Especially ZH.

Mobile?? not blocked but certainly monitored, only by a "higher authority".

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 07:25 | 4456558 Atlas Crapped
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Not surprising, MANY conservative PRIVATE sector organizations monitor and block as well. Especially ZH.

Mobile?? not blocked but certainly monitored, only by a "higher authority".

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 10:52 | 4452346 SlipStitchPass
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All of your thoughts are belong to us!

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:08 | 4452451 svayambhu108
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Why ZH should be blocked is not like it is subversive or something?

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:13 | 4452468 HardAssets
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"Why ZH should be blocked is not like it is subversive or something?"

No the hardcore blocking programs are used on websites discussing such topics as the U.S. Constitution.  Gotta keep that 'radical' stuff away from the serfs, ya know.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:14 | 4452477 ArkansasAngie
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Pressure cookers and Back packs

Subversive enough for you?

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:48 | 4452611 JR
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Truth is subversive. -- NSA 101

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 04:09 | 4456422 mt paul
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truth is

 it's own preasure cooker

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:55 | 4452632 MeMongo
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I don't know if ZH was blocked or what, but when I was at UPMC in Pitts. I could easily get on to fox and things like that, but after entering an email to access their wifi ,ZH would indeed NOT come up. Sorta felt criminal;^)

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 10:52 | 4452348 Wen_Dat
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Great Tyler, you just got someone suicided.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 10:55 | 4452378 debtor of last ...
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No, he stumbled over his nailgun.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 10:58 | 4452397 duo
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Tyler, check under your car after work today.  Look for brake fluid or wierd shapes of plastic stuck inside a wheel well.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:02 | 4452419 JPM Hater001
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No, he stumbled over his nailgun six times.

Fixed.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:14 | 4452472 unrulian
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actually 8 or 9 times

Fixed it for you

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:32 | 4452548 Alpo for Granny
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...as he fell off the building

Fixed it for YOU.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:38 | 4452572 TruthInSunshine
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He stumbled over his pneumatic nail gun 8 times whilst driving his Mercedes C250 coupe into a tree at a high rate of speed.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:07 | 4452675 Pool Shark
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So,... he's not very good at multi-tasking?

 

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:17 | 4452720 e_goldstein
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you forgot "down an embankment."

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 15:03 | 4453569 Tinky
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"which leads to the rooftop of an office building."

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 10:58 | 4452402 Cursive
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@Wen_Dat

Yeah, well, I guess we're all suppossed to hide in the shadows and "enjoy" our freedom there?

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:57 | 4452637 forwardho
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" You should never live in fear of doing something which You have the right to do"

-Rosa Parks-

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 10:52 | 4452350 BandGap
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Blocked due to "Truth Porn".

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:03 | 4452430 JPM Hater001
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This may be more true than you think.  Remember, you must own the paradigm from the inside out.  When you lose the inside, the outside gets in, or the inside gets out...like Snowden.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 10:52 | 4452352 IridiumRebel
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Fascism! 

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 10:53 | 4452355 Rukeysers Ghost
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Shouldn't people at govt' agencies be working and not goofing around on websites?

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 10:55 | 4452376 Cthonic
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  ROFL LOL ROFLMAO LOL  good one; you've obviously not visited a vast majority of the adult supervision centers known as gov't agencies...

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:07 | 4452445 V in PA
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Adult supervision centers - Love it! Perfect description.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 10:56 | 4452387 Sudden Debt
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you should be glad that at least that guy know how to work a computer...

he must be a manager of some kind...

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:02 | 4452417 Cthonic
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.gov, the only place where someone who knows their way around excel and powerpoint is treated like some sort of demigod.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 10:57 | 4452391 Oldballplayer
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I wonder what they get when they look at porn?

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:03 | 4452409 Dr. Engali
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A boner.... if they are capable of getting one.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:01 | 4452412 Sudden Debt
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most of them got their balls cut off so why would they watch it if they can't enjoy it?

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:02 | 4452422 Boomberg
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a raise?

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:25 | 4452519 unplugged
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promotion to VP

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:20 | 4452504 Dr. Engali
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Lol... you used government agencies and working in the same sentence. That's funny.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:25 | 4452520 akarc
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I was kinda wondering why more didn't pick up on that. The state agency my lady works for comes down hard you go anywhere other than a site having to do with your job. Is why so many who work for her have their Ipads/phones next to their computers.

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