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... one gets the following most recently added "blocked" page.

 

Thanks to NSA/CSS Policy 6-6, and NSA/CSS Directive 130-1, Paragraph 21-E, US public servants' minds will remain uncorrupted by the truth.

 

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Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:32 | 4452549 lordylord
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People at government agencies don't do any work. 

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:37 | 4452566 Blue Horshoe Lo...
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If you"work" for the government, no matter what you do, it isn't really work because you are paid with money stolen from taxpayers. The "work" doesn't produce excess anything.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:41 | 4452584 lordylord
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It seems to produce excess migraines for me.  How much does that contribute to GDP?

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 14:45 | 4453258 Tall Tom
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Shouldn't people at govt' agencies be working and not goofing around on websites?

What someone does on their lunch break, OR AT 10:16 PM at NIGHT, is really of no concern to the employer.

The point is that the NSA is attempting to censor. Furthermore my bet is that the experience happened while at he was at his work.

Following that he then used his Pass Card to gain access to the facility after hours to record a Screen Capture on a Flash Drive.

 

It was a Western USA Source as the Screen Capture states the Date as 2/18/2014 and the the Timestamp records 2/19/2004. (Assuming the system is located in Virginia.)

 

You should be happy that someone is trying to break out of their mind prison.

 

 

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:04 | 4452357 Captain Benny
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Maybe its cause zh still does use any encryption to protect login details?

 

Come on on Sacrilege!!!!  Enable SSL at least!

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:08 | 4452452 CitizenPete
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+10 I have always wondered why ZH does not have SSL enabled. You would think ABC Media could afford to operate SSL servers? Cost is zero.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:26 | 4452526 NoDebt
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Encryption programs work FOR the matrix, Neo.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 15:08 | 4453594 seek
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We can hope the recent server move has something to do with this.

I agree, it's very odd. SSL isn't perfect by an means, but at least it's not serving us up on a platter.

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 00:11 | 4455919 TruthInSunshine
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I can guarantee that there have been many attempts, and large scale ones, to take down ZH's servers - by government proxies, and even some government agencies.

Does this sound tin foil-ish?

If so, why? There are many documented cases of DOS & other tactics employed against ZH and other "truthier than MSM" websites.

ZH gets massive traffic, and much of it in the form unique visitor drive bys and literally thousands of "lurkers" per hour at peak times who never comment.

Governments are losing their disinformation & misinformation propaganda wars, slowly but surely - and they'll grow increasingly desperate & aggressive in attempting to stem this losing (for them) tide.

Robustly protected servers, many in number, widely dispersed geographically has never been more critical for sites that cut through all the government, economic & political bullshit & tortured statistical data.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 10:53 | 4452359 El Hosel
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The Man watching out for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXJfz4azOQs

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 10:53 | 4452361 Dr. Engali
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We don't want the goobermint drones getting confused. They may start thinking for themselves and that would be scary. Cracks me up that they put these "security measures" in place, because there is no other conceivable way around them... idiots.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:28 | 4452531 Greenskeeper_Carl
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Fox News and CNN, MsNBC are still accessible though. And this may have something to do with all Te tracking cookies on this sight. It lights up ghostery like no other. YouTube and pretty much any social media sights are blocked too.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 13:26 | 4453114 Proofreder
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Sighted your misues of site, understandably ignorant.

But WTF is ghostery ?

(appropriate insult)

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 15:10 | 4453617 seek
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It's an anti-tracking plugin quite a few of us run. It goes nuts on ZH, I think my current record is something like 16 different trackers trying to run on one page load.

See here for more details.

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 00:47 | 4456017 Greenskeeper_Carl
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Jezus Christ I typing on my phone, what's with the grammar nazis. I would type better, but I gotta use my phone cuz I can't come here on my gubmint computer....

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 10:54 | 4452365 Yen Cross
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  Maybe it would work if they tried Firefox browser?

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 14:06 | 4453320 Professorlocknload
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Firefox with StartPage proxy searches. https

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 10:54 | 4452366 Truther
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Fed Fucking tards

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 10:54 | 4452369 Kaiser Sousa
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hilarious..

plain enough for mother fuckers that still think they live in a democracy?????

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 10:55 | 4452371 savedeposit
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SSL tunnel to home server

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:06 | 4452440 Osmium
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Lots of choices out there.  HTTPTunnel, proxifier work very well.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 10:55 | 4452374 Oldballplayer
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Error  --404

-----------

Do not leave your desk.  A security guard is being sent to escort you from the premisis.  Your personal belongings will be confiscated and possibly forwarded to you at the camp.

We are also picking up your family, cousins, and pets.  The women will be comfort women.  The men will be shot.  The pets will be eaten.

Very truly yours,

B. Obama.

Dear Leader and Head Kenyan In Charge.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:25 | 4452522 DeadFred
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I hear the camps have shuffle board and are really fun. Pinochle at night.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:31 | 4452542 savedeposit
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Do not leave your desk.  A security guard is being sent to escort you to the roof of the building.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:33 | 4452554 Emergency Ward
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Correction:  "The children will be eaten."

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 14:01 | 4453290 Tall Tom
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Correction: The children will be raped. Note that the soldier in the following video reported that he did as he was instructed to do by the CIA.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=607pyA_TTck

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 15:45 | 4453842 trader1
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the kenya thing has exceeded its shelf life.

come up with some newer shit.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:20 | 4452500 akarc
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I get hinky whenever I here, "I am not a cop"

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 10:55 | 4452377 the 300000000th...
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Ah, the problem is that they are not using Linux

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:00 | 4452411 studfinder
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VPN would have fixed it. 

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:11 | 4452462 Johnny Cocknballs
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Nope.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:32 | 4452855 studfinder
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Explain?  Always assumed VPN traffic was encrypted.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 15:47 | 4453847 trader1
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you've heard of a thing called google, right?

https://www.google.com/search?q=VPN+encryption

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 10:55 | 4452379 Spastica Rex
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Doubleplusgood.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 10:56 | 4452386 Smiley
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OBEY!

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 10:57 | 4452388 elwind45
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#hashtag

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 10:57 | 4452394 krispkritter
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I've secretly white-listed ZH on all my client's filters...too bad I can't get away with blocking all the MSM sites.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:04 | 4452433 FlyingDutchman
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I love it, small acts of resistance. Grains of sand in the machine.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:11 | 4452464 pods
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Next up, cream soup!

pods

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:20 | 4452747 Drachma
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With a bug in it of course. Let's not waste the good soup eh.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:31 | 4452547 SgtShaftoe
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Maybe a next step is making zh a favorite on all their browsers.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 13:20 | 4453083 Proofreder
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Injected virus modifies Windoze registry to set ZH as home page and cannot be changed.

There !

Shouldn't be too difficult to write - seed it to some porn sites and it will certainly spread.

Great Idea.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 14:08 | 4453327 Tall Tom
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I am also seeking out Spyware and Virus writers to exterminate POST COLLAPSE.

 

I do not care to reset anybody's Home Page.

 

You have no idea what those types of bastards have cost me. Death will not be enough for the hell they have caused me and many others.

 

My computer belongs to me. Criminals POST COLLAPSE will be hanged by the neck until dead. There will be no prisons.

 

If you want the Wild West for the Internet then expect Wild West justice.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 10:57 | 4452396 earnyermoney
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LOL. You know the porn site URL's are fully functional.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 10:58 | 4452398 Kayman
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No need to run around Paris in canvas-tarped trucks with radio direction finders.

All NSA personel found guilty of snooping on U.S. citizens will be sentenced to 30 years white-washing the walls of the FEMA camps. And as extra punishment they will be forced to read the writings of Barack Obama.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:06 | 4452442 tnquake
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"forced to read the writings of Barack Obama." ...

That would be a short read...he ain't written S*HT, someone else has!!

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:38 | 4452571 buzzsaw99
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you didn't write that

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:10 | 4452458 Big Corked Boots
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You can't fool us... B0 hasn't written anything. Although he has signed his name to stuff claiming he has.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:35 | 4452872 The Chief
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The bloodthirsty savage can't even read, let alone write.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:58 | 4452982 grekko
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The writings of BO? There are laws against cruel and inhuman punishment, you know.
Oops! Forgot about water sports at Gitmo. Sorry!

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 10:58 | 4452403 Yen Cross
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  This person needs bootable linux thumb drive ASAP.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:01 | 4452406 shanearthur
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"Zero, Zero on the wall, who is the most corrupt of them all."

"It is you my dear Government."

"Guards, take that mirror away!"

 

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 10:59 | 4452407 Shizzmoney
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I wonder how much taxpayer money has contributed to Bangbros overall profit in the last 7 years?

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:04 | 4452431 studfinder
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You haven't heard of the cop station in Wisconsin that had the daily ritual of "Porn in the Morn"?

http://www.jsonline.com/news/crime/butler-police-described-as-porn-watch...

 

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:59 | 4452644 Intoxicologist
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Wuz that at Beaver Dam?

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:04 | 4452415 Downtoolong
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Oh well, I guess it's back to the porn sites.

And just how do you think they've labeled all of us in the Central Planning Cloud? No wonder I'm getting book offers from Amazon titled, The Worlds Most Dangerous Cults.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 13:06 | 4453014 Herd Redirectio...
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I was reading something the other day... Roger Waters criticism of Zionism (scarlet johansson etc).  On an Israeli site, no less...  And the comments were just out of this world...  The amount of projection going on was unbelievable. 

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 02:19 | 4456257 MeelionDollerBogus
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You wanna see something funny: bring up the Nakba mass graves & bulldozing of children, let the Zionists dare call you a Nazi, then call them Holocaust Deniers and Friends of Ernst Zundell. Oh ya, sparks will fly.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:02 | 4452416 Son of Captain Nemo
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Keep reminding yourself that these selfless acts protect you and me from the "terrorists".

They even will be praying to the "Almighty" for us when they start the next one because they know "he's the only true God" that of course (is on our side) and anybody that says differently deserve to die.  Sound familiar?

Like I've always said.  Morale couldn't be better. The only thing missing in the picture like in the ones we saw from Abu Ghraib 10 years ago are "thumbs pointed up"!

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:02 | 4452418 New American Re...
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Congratulations Tyler, you are now on the arrest list where I hope to join you.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 13:07 | 4453019 Herd Redirectio...
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Die on your feet, or live on your knees?  What would you choose?  Since I believe in reincarnation, the choice is simple.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:04 | 4452434 Oldrepublic
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Don’t Look, Don’t Read: Government Warns Its Workers Away From WikiLeaks Documents

New York Times

December 4, 2010

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/12/05/world/05restrict.html

 

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:04 | 4452436 chunga
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How about this Tyler?

Have your techs throw a block on all inbound traffic from dot gov's. We don't need them around here.

Better yet redirect them to porn/virus/worm sites.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:05 | 4452437 BudFox2012
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If it is like most governement intranets, zerohedge, drudge report, infowars, and other similar sites will be blocked.  Busty Asian Milfs and Teenage Banker Bondage sites will still be available however...

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:11 | 4452459 Samual Adams
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I work at in the Ann Arbor VA system.  I always am able to surf on Infowars, ZeroHedge, SGTreport, rense.com, etc.   But not Ebay or ign.com

 

I'll be sure to give ya'll a heads up when they block those sites in this VA System!!!!!!

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:13 | 4452471 stant
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the 4th estate will be taxed at level determined by the 4th level of gov. ie out of existance

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:14 | 4452475 shankster
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serfs surfing the web.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:15 | 4452481 shankster
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Resistance is futile.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:15 | 4452483 loveyajimbo
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I don't know just how invasive the meglo-lunatic Clapper is... but I wouldn't want to smell his finger...

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:20 | 4452502 WillyGroper
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If the person is a first timer, this should be good.

Nothing to pique the curiosity more than being denied.

They'll get access somewhere else, then it's viral!

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:21 | 4452508 whatthecurtains
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Notice the other tab that is open with the story on Jersey city tackling snow?   That is CBS news http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2014/02/18/jersey-city-tackles-snow-removal-...

 

ZH is off limits but the fucking Obama Mediatm is allowed.   Bastards

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:25 | 4452523 noguano
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You gotta look the bully straight in the eye!  Kudos Tyler!

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:29 | 4452535 Quinvarius
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It is better that they stay in the dark.  I do wonder what security clearance is required to see Zero Hedge.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:31 | 4452544 loveyajimbo
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here is a guy all Zero Hedgies should read:

 

http://news.goldseek.com/GoldenJackass/1392843600.php

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 14:33 | 4453437 DavidPierre
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"The 911 struck the nation.

After six to eight weeks the Jackass saw the inside job, saw the elements of the Nazi Playbook (for which death threats were given later), and saw the countless inconsistencies that were reminiscent of the Kennedy assassination, which also had countless inconsistencies. The events seemed clearly in sequence to be a launch of American Fascist State, with the stamps being the Patriot Act seal and the dismissal of the Constitution. President Bush II openly cited the shredding of it, a mere piece of paper.

As the Gestapo apparatus was constructed with Homeland Security, the parallels with Nazi roots was obvious to the Jackass, but the death threat kept the volume down in writings and discussions."

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:34 | 4452558 fijisailor
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This is even news?  Every workplace monitors your internet activity.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:42 | 4452569 RaceToTheBottom
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Congratulations ZH.  It is a badge of honor.

 

Now, nailguns unite!!!

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:30 | 4452844 FlyingDutchman
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Pretty soon the block list will be a quality mark.

As in "oh this is an unblocked website, probably some shopping thing."

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:39 | 4452579 Sixdeuce062
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thats why here at the NSA if you want to look at the good stuff you just pirate free wifi duh

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:50 | 4452617 RaceToTheBottom
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That free wife is also called a funnel into NSA tracking modules....

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:42 | 4452587 Van Halen
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Just how the hell do we expect government agencies to spy on us when they block themselves?

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:41 | 4452588 adonisdemilo
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FUCK OFF

Monitor that.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:45 | 4452601 Burticus
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Congratulations, ZeroHedge!  The truth is the enemy of the lie and, therefore, central banking and the state.

Better stay away from skysrapers for a while, Tyler.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:49 | 4452615 ThisIsBob
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"... then they fight you, then you win."

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:56 | 4452634 bluskyes
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Does this mean we won't be hearing from fonestar any more?

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:50 | 4452951 grekko
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He has been targeted for termination. My advice is to stay away from JPM rooftops over 7 stories tall.

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 04:22 | 4456435 mt paul
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suits for bankers

with built in parachutes 

 

that fail to open..

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:58 | 4452640 kelso1
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Some of us would like know the unreported part of current events,news, the rest of the story?

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:59 | 4452642 pupton
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I can say that a machine owned by DARPA allows browsing ZH and just about everything else.  It's a computer for offsite contractors.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:05 | 4452667 orkneylad
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They're using IE in Win7?!?

Sheeeiiitt

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:40 | 4452896 Emergency Ward
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The bottom right corner of Internet Explorer browser says -- Internet | Protected Mode: On -- an internet condom.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:08 | 4452681 TrustbutVerify
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Who specifically cut off access?  Find out.  Point fingers.  

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:12 | 4452702 Chuck Knoblauch
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Please, send a hit squad. I need the exercise.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:13 | 4452707 pigs-n-space
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welcome to the MATRIX

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:17 | 4452724 sbenard
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I see this as a badge of honor!

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:18 | 4452741 swass
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Actually, I was getting this yesterday, minus the all seeing eye comment. It is quite likely though that the message is automated coming from a proxy and will automatically display with any failed page load.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:20 | 4452753 Dan The Man
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Congratulations!   

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:21 | 4452764 marcusfenix
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it puts a smile on my face knowing the establishment considers ZH a large enough threat to their centrally planned reality to block it at home base.

after all, the only way you know you are doing the right thing and preforming a valuable public service is if the central government which lords over you does exactly this, forbids it's "inner party" underlings from seeing, reading or hearing what you have to say.

keep up the good work Tylers, and hedgers it's cyber Molotov's all round.

just keep tossing them... 

 

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:23 | 4452777 Lumberjack
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The FCC Plan To Police The Newsrooms

http://news.investors.com/ibd-editorials/021314-690050-fcc-newsroom-plan...

 

The FCC has cooked up a plan to place "researchers" in U.S. newsrooms, supposedly to learn all about how editorial decisions are made. Any questions as to why the U.S. is falling in the free press rankings?

As if illegal seizures of Associated Press phone records and the shadowy tailing of the mother of a Fox News reporter weren't menacing enough, the Obama administration is going out of its way to institute a new intrusive surveillance of the press, as if the press wasn't supine enough.

Ajit Pai, a commissioner with the Federal Communications Commission, warned this week in a Wall Street Journal op-ed that a plan to dispatch researchers into radio, television and even newspaper newsrooms called the "Multi-Market Study of Critical Information Needs" is still going forward, despite the grave danger it presented to the First Amendment.

Pai warned that under the rationale of increasing minority representation in newsrooms, the FCC, which has the power to issue or not issue broadcasting licenses, would dispatch its "researchers" to newsrooms across America to seek their "voluntary" compliance about how news stories are decided, as well as "wade into office politics" looking for angry reporters whose story ideas were rejected as evidence of a shutout of minority views.

 

================

 

I am also hearing that the FCC will have monitors at newspapers too,  Which may be beyond the purview of the FCC.

 

 

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:38 | 4452888 the grateful un...
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another mind boggling example of government waste, government is using your tax dollars to regulate and filter the news twice? (the first time is when they share information with the news services, which is the only way they get it) how many meat inspectors do we need? how many guys leaning on their shovel while one guy digs in the street? i am going to call my Congressman. stop wasteful spending on biased news stories and outright propaganda. you should only have to pay for these services once.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:41 | 4452905 Carl Popper
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Gosh. The Obama and progressivist news slant isn't good enough for them any more?

He would have been impeached by now if he weren't so protected by the MSM.

At least Michelle knows the truth about bath house barry. No wonder she doesnt want to spend time with him.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 15:12 | 4453624 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Almost all print media is digital media these days. In the bizarro world that is today this should make it that much easier to filter out propaganda. We can use the FCC's domain as a filter.

 

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 16:04 | 4453930 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Just to show how controlled the press is now and just how deep the tentacles of control go in many cases. Also a good example of subtle language change to influence and dog train the human fidos.

http://finance.townhall.com/columnists/johnransom/2014/02/19/obamas-next...

“President Obama will announce on Tuesday that his administration will begin developing the next phase of tighter fuel efficiency standards for medium and heavy-duty vehicles, according to the White House,” reports USAToday.

...

In cooperation with the Obama White House the term “executive order” appears nowhere in the story.

Instead, the administration has continued their Orwellian assault on the English language by changing the words "executive order" to “executive action.”

While it’s true that the term “executive action” has been around for a while, this is the first time that the emphasis has been so widely put on turning it from a verb into a noun.

...

Quick definition describing the difference between a verb and noun.

A noun is a part of speech which refers to a person, place or thing, while a verb is a part of speech which indicates action.

You see what the dog trainer is trying to do here....

Can you say doublethink associating a verb with a noun while implanting the idea that person who is a noun is action or a verb.

Inverted Marxism at it's best.

So let's look at that reach of the tentacles of this story.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gannett_Company

Gannett Company, Inc is a publicly traded media holding company headquartered in Tysons Corner, Virginia, near McLean in Greater Washington DC.It is the largest U.S. newspaper publisher as measured by total daily circulation. Its assets include the national newspaper USA Today and the weekly USA Weekend.

...

Take a look at the amount of other assets this company holds. When you see those Conan O'Brien skits about the media implanting ideas like don't worry be happy or it's okay to buy a gift or 10 for yourself across those supposedly local independent NBC/ABC/CBS/FOX etc. affliates swim upstream a bit to find out why the message is so homogenized. It is not the individual companies that are programming the message...

Sinclair Broadcast Group is the largest one btw. The top 4 largest media companies in this realm of TV stations just happen to own pretty much the top 4 viewed stations in all the markets at the same time....

While we are on the Sinclair Broadcast Group.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinclair_Broadcast_Group

Sinclair Broadcast Group is an American telecommunications company that operates the largest number of local television stations in the United States. Headquartered in Hunt Valley, Maryland

...

 

 

 

 

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:29 | 4452832 GrinandBearit
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Fuck the NSA.

and

Fuck you Obama.

 

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 13:13 | 4453039 besnook
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fuck the usa!

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:36 | 4452877 joego1
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I think they have to issue special government troll passes to get past the firewall now.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:37 | 4452882 Carl Popper
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The truth is scary to some people. It takes a while to review all the subtle evidence and really become convinced that this is all a manipulation and facade.

It will come tumbling down eventually. It always does. At least some of us will not be surprised.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:40 | 4452898 rosiescenario
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"If the site you are trying to monitor is emission essential..."...fix'd it.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:45 | 4452913 ATG
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OK to give a former VP who owned decommissioned Climate Futures market with GS and failing Current TV sold to Qatar Al Jazeera an Academy Award and Nobel Peace Prize for his demonstrably false "Inconvenient Truth"

But tell the truth re 37% defacto unemployment on ZH and you are in deep kung fu doo doo

http://usnvrepcan.blogspot.com/2014/02/dc-destroying-more-jobs.html 

There are more of us than they are

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:45 | 4452914 grekko
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If everyone read ZH, it would certainly become a major NATIONAL SECURITY issue very quickly. Basically, the hens must never come to realize that is is the foxes who are guarding the hen house.

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 03:50 | 4456393 satoshi411
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Scary shit, let's see the foxes are running  ZH, and where are the hen's? I forget to ask, where exactly are these hens?

Me thinks more like the public is running around with their heads cut off, and there is not a single space on the internet that is NOT owned by AIPAC.

The foxes are running MSM, the foxes are running the internet,

Probably the only thing safe in the USA, is a book printed before 1910.

 

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:53 | 4452965 foodstampbarry
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I will not comply.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:57 | 4452976 headhunt
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The Category listed in the blocked page message for ZH is 'Business/Economy'; that will get you monitored by big brother every-time. You should only be accessing websites with category 'Drink Kool-Aid Here' if you work for the government..

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 13:05 | 4453010 bentaxle
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A Timely round of applause for an escapee and a hero to the cause.....EDWARD SNOWDEN! Edward! Edward! Edward!

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 13:07 | 4453016 smacker
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I imagine that when meetings take place in the WH bunker, the NSA silos, the IMF black holes, the Fed Reserve Print Shop, and other departments of The State that someone is missioned to provide details of:

          "what is f$%^&ing Zero Hedge saying about this?".

 

Boy, they must be worried that truth and reality is seeping out.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 13:19 | 4453079 Herd Redirectio...
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I'll do you one better: "What are the commenters over on ZH saying about this?"

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 14:18 | 4453379 Tall Tom
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We are not that damned important...yet.

 

But it is a concern...a growing concern.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 13:12 | 4453034 snowman
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I call bullshit on this. Tyler, you've been fed bs.

There is a typo (paragraphe), while the timestamp on the error report is the day AFTER the timestamp on the browser. This is supposed to be a system generated

message which usually doesn't have time travelling capabilities. The timesstamp on the browser is late in the evening. Reasonable, but doubtful whether a user would be spontaeously accessing ZH that late in the evening.

Furthermore, NSA/CSS 6-6 doesn't exist. Section 6 does, but the subsections are a through r, there is no subsection 6. Section 6 deals with information data records disposition.

And to put another damper on the party, Directive 130 doesn't exist at all, notwithstanding the typo.

I did get a chuckle with the "monitoring of your internet activity is being performed". This is a truism for all federal employees and contractors and in the employment contract - particularly at the acronym departments during all access to computers whether the data is inside or outside the "department". Displaying this on the screen is somewhat Hollywoodish.

 

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 15:07 | 4453544 Tall Tom
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As stated above the Timestamp does not agree with the date on the Monitor.

 

It can be 12:18 AM on the East Coast (EDT) and 2/19/2014 and 10:18 PM MDT and 2/18/2014 in Utah (perhaps???)

 

I do get the "Hollywoodish" Display. But I do not really put it past the Government to do that king of crap. (Look at the ads that promoted Obamacare..like..the one with Richard Simmons. It will make any sensible person violently heaving their guts out.)

 

As for  130 not existing???

 

From a quick Yahoo Search I picked up this: So obviously it does exist.

 

JOINT DODIIS/CRYPTOLOGIC - Federation of American Scientists ... National Security Agency (NSA) ... This document supersedes Supplement 1 to NSA/CSS Manual 130-1, Information System and Network ... (IAW) service directives.

 

 

So it does exist. Here is another reference with Paragraph 21-E

 

http://www.askives.com/nsa-css-policy-manual-1-52.html

 

Or perhaps it is this one...

 


PROCEDURES - National Security Agency 1 NSA/CSS STORAGE DEVICE ... NSA/CSS evaluated high security disintegrator per ... NSA/CSS Manual 130­1, Annex D, “Declassification ...

www.nsa.gov/ia/_files/government/MDG/NSA_CSS_Storage...

 

 

As for typos...That is to be expected from Government Employees.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 15:26 | 4453725 Tall Tom
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Snowman...So how long have you been working for the NSA??? Are you trying to snow me?

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 07:07 | 4456540 Fíréan
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Your are too clever for this website, Snowman. Don't spoil the illusion of the readers here that they are being dngerous and subversive by reading and posting to this website.

Many companies too will monitor their employees and inform them that they are viewing material NOT RELEVANT TO THE JOB and pupose of being connected to the website on a company computer. What's the big deal here ?  Zero Hedge trying to self promote ? There's noting much on this webste you cannot find elsewhere and reported in greater detail too.

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 07:28 | 4456562 Johnny Cocknballs
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No, what that guy said was pretty much all ignorant bullshit. 

But you're right if/to the extent you're getting to the idea ZH is more likely to have been 'not included' in perms than actually 'excluded'.

 

Yeah?

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 13:13 | 4453040 snowman
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I call bullshit on this. Tyler, you've been fed bs.

There is a typo (paragraphe), while the timestamp on the error report is the day AFTER the timestamp on the browser. This is supposed to be a system generated

message which usually doesn't have time travelling capabilities. The timesstamp on the browser is late in the evening. Reasonable, but doubtful whether a user would be spontaeously accessing ZH that late in the evening.

Furthermore, NSA/CSS 6-6 doesn't exist. Section 6 does, but the subsections are a through r, there is no subsection 6. Section 6 deals with information data records disposition.

And to put another damper on the party, Directive 130 doesn't exist at all, notwithstanding the typo.

I did get a chuckle with the "monitoring of your internet activity is being performed". This is a truism for all federal employees and contractors and in the employment contract - particularly at the acronym departments during all access to computers whether the data is inside or outside the "department". Displaying this on the screen is somewhat Hollywoodish.

 

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 13:54 | 4453250 Lumberjack
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Could be, but looking at the botttom query regarding the snow storm in Jersey, someone may have 'stayed late' ...."because of the weather".

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 14:22 | 4453397 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Directive 130 doesn't exist at all, notwithstanding the typo.

Maybe or maybe not depending upon a possible language change.
130-1 most certainly does exist. Granted this is quite old (pre 9/11) but they don't renumber or rewrite whole security policies and procedures from scratch that are decades old if the basic structures are still pertinent today. They will rejig language though to fit with modern nomenclature.

https://www.fas.org/irp/nsa/rainbow/tg027.htm

National Security Agency/Central Security Service (NSA/CSS) Manual 130-1, The NSA/
CSS Operational Computer Security Manual.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 13:27 | 4453119 ak_khanna
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Organisations like NSA are the tools used by the political leaders and their sponsors in the illusionary democracy to keep an eye out on the bottom 99% of the population so that they do not revolt against them as they are in the process of the greatest wealth transfer in the history from the poor and the middle class to the rich.

www.marketoracle.co.uk/Article40231.html

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 13:28 | 4453127 They Tried to S...
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May I just add.....

 

PRESENTED WITH NO COMMENT....

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 13:32 | 4453142 progro
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this isn't real - the dates don't match in the bottom right hand corner to the message

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 13:39 | 4453179 Rising Sun
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you're not real

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 00:11 | 4455918 MeelionDollerBogus
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it's not real

IT'S NOT REAL!

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 14:04 | 4453311 quikwit
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Yeah, what government employee works after 10pm?

As for time difference, may be the computer is on the west coast, and the system sending the timestamp on the webpage is on the east coast.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 15:23 | 4453629 Tall Tom
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I don't think anybody was working. My bet is that he was locked out and given that message earlier in the day.

 

Then he returned later that night with a Flash Drive for a Screen Capture...WHILE EVERYBODY ELSE WAS GONE.

 

The other tab...Jersey City Tackles Snow was a story on

 

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2014/02/18/jersey-city-tackles-snow-removal-as-nj-deals-with-salt-shortage/

 

Obviously that was a real story online last night.

 

He might have done that to obfuscate the location of the screen capture.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 15:39 | 4453817 trader1
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watch or staff duty officers...

"the government" (military) never sleeps.

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 01:09 | 4456085 deflator
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 Could it be that the screenshot of the browser was on west coast time while the time stamp on the webpage was from an east coast generated thing.

TIMEZONES

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 13:37 | 4453169 kill switch
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They use  STARTPAGE not google.....

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 13:39 | 4453186 Anonymouse
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At least they are getting a notice about being monitored (unlike the rest of us). What was that notice the courts used to give? A warming? A Warren. Something like that.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 14:05 | 4453315 LordAarioc
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Snowden must have snuck back into the office to post this pic or he might be working remote from Russia again.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 15:38 | 4453811 trader1
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all this means is that they'll have to get their ZH daily infusion after work hours.

what a tough life...

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 16:10 | 4453955 Atomizer
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Triangulate our location bitchez. 

/ sarc 

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 16:14 | 4453979 Spanky
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Cries in the fucking wilderness. That's what the early 90s were like. Anybody that warned you about no such agency's plans was mocked as paranoid and delusional. And look at what happened -- exactly what we paranoid and delusional types predicted.

Where were ya'll before 9-11 and the housing crash?

Nothing like an economic downturn to send firebrands shooting off the dying embers...

This shit has been going on for a well over one hundred years. Eyes and ears in ubiquitous places and faces. Entirely predictable, if you know for whom and where to look... If you expect to survive, much less prevail, what is coming our way, we had better agree on something political... soon.

Rugged individualism is great. Been there and done that. Went to Alaska to escape... and did so for many years. First thing I learned? It takes cooperation to survive. No man is an island.

Occupy was interesting, esp. considering the protests were organized by anarchists. Council governance through consensus in the camps... smelled like a super majority democracy to me, which enabled control by a small minority. And tyranny it became when many protestors attempted to clarify their political voice and the anarchists blocked...

Thus Occupy was rendered toothless and wasted its potential energy -- its remnants being funneled into astroturf blue team causes and O's race...

And what can be said about corporate Tea Party, Inc.? A case study in co-option?

I am not a terrorist. But I am a patriot.

I do not wish for violence and war in our home. But neither can I tolerate the injustices visited upon us (and the world) daily by our government.

I would vote. But I have no political voice in my own land...

Many posters here believe (or profess believing) that dissenters ought simply withdraw, and cede electoral supremacy to whomever is willing to vote for the red team or blue team. That all voting does is legitimate rule by bought and paid for twin party politicians. I agree, that voting for candidates legitimates our governance under the Constitution.

But we cannot cede electoral supremacy to whomever buys the politicians. That strategy led us to where we now stand... on a slippery slope.

We have no other political voice except the vote. But the red & blue team dominate our political choice.

I've been hinting, arguing, and shouting that during the next election you ought walk into the ballot box, mark your ballot No Consent (big bold letters), tender it and walk out... that maybe, if enough people do it, it will mean something.

Why?

Consider what is arrayed against future protestors (terrorists)... Extra-ordinary rendition, indefinite detention, torture, extra-judicial execution. What .gov practiced overseas is blowing back, like radiation from a GE nuc plant...

Even so, according to our myth of democracy, elections must be held to legitimate our governance by twin party politicians. The illusion of choice must be maintained, or the myth will be exposed...

Moreover, voters cannot be defined as terrorists, since the myth rests upon their consent to be governed (as evidenced by their votes).

So what happens when people vote, but not for candidates? Something unstated on the ballot, but clearly and politically defined by the electorate? It's a simple question.

Do you consent to what the U.S. Government is doing?

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 07:39 | 4456575 22winmag
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Violence takes many forms. Guns, knives, and bombs are direct, "honest" forms of violence that kill millions annually. Starving and poisoning billions through a diabolical, fiat-money, debt-slavery, control-grid matrix is indirect violence, yet far more deadly. 

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 18:10 | 4459445 Spanky
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We agree.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 23:47 | 4455836 steveo77
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EPA admission of PLUTONIUM

http://nukeprofessional.blogspot.com/2012/03/plutonium-admission-by-epa.html

Tha bastards that be do not "admit" directly. They lie through the controlled mass media.

Get past the lies.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 23:50 | 4455849 dexter_morgan
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You've been warned - they ARE monitoring you.

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 23:56 | 4455873 honkadoo
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SO you can't read it from a certain agency's computer. Sucks but they can still access on a phone, or their own computer. Same for Infowars or any other similar sites. BUT... one SHOULD be worried when they get this message at home.  We might see more of these stories after a certain cable company merger.

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 00:40 | 4455960 deflator
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 NSA are the worst at breaking motherfuckers down with the truth because as Nicholson said, "You can't handle the truth."  I had one stop me in a hallway and say wait a minute, actually it is going to take 27 minutes, "if you are lucky" and then proceeded to tell me everything that was wrong with me since birth while insisting I maintain eye contact at all times. Everytime I broke eye contact he would start over from the beginning. I felt 1 inch tall throughout.

 I've seen people like big college football players breakdown and beg (to be let go?)after less than 2 minutes of truth by slender interrogators less than half their size.

 I have done the same to people and never could get anyone to make the briefest of eye contact even under the threat of death. They can only look at the ground and try to be someplace else.

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 00:31 | 4455973 Atomizer
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Relax. We got hacked in 2010. We moved to .org then fixed the clusterfuck issues. Relax fight club motherfuckers.. I over-reacted back then, this is just a fart in the wind. Calm the fuck down!

 

http://www.hubberts-arms.org/financial-news/zerohedge-got-hacked/5/?wap2

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 00:55 | 4456038 Randoom Thought
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Ya see, people who are not in the government do not use government computers. So, who exactly was refused the connection and how are they related to ZH?

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 00:58 | 4456051 ZeroHedgeFan
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Glad someone posted this. I couldn't access ZH from work all day. What's the workaround for this?

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