Friday Humor: Is It Racist? Microsoft Office Edition

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Blazed's picture

Dey be raaaaycissss!

Skateboarder's picture

Off the top of your head, name one Asian person you know who is not good at calculators or Excel.

chumbawamba's picture

Yo, dem bruthas aint gots time fo all dat extra intraducktaree and advanced shit, B!  Dey jus need ta be printin' out da liner notes fo dey mixtapes n shit, yo!

I be Chumblezwumblez, bitch!

wintermute's picture

What's the difference between "Essential" and "Introductory"?

Or is it just Microsoft meaningless buzzword crap..?

Antifaschistische's picture

This makes NO sense at all!    Everyone knows that Asians are WAY too smart to ever pay for software.

The Vineyard's picture

Listen carefully!  Racism is no joke.  Bitches.

BringOnTheAsteroid's picture

There's a Lebanese (sorry translation required - Leb), a Syrian and a Egyptian in a car, whose driving?




The police.

BringOnTheAsteroid's picture

A Jew, an Arab and an American walk into a bar and the barman says: "What's this, some sort of joke or something".



jbvtme's picture

or a meeting to take out the world trade center...

SoilMyselfRotten's picture

Oh no you dit-int imply that!

TruthInSunshine's picture

It's "I know dat you di-int!!! I know dat you woooo-int!!!"


Advoc8tr's picture

Boy says to his Dad "why do they say gardeners have got green fingers when their fingers aint green?"

Dad replies "its just a saying, son. Its like when somebody is caught stealing something they say they have been caught 'red handed' even though their hands are actually black"


Fish Gone Bad's picture

One of the black males has an earing in his RIGHT ear.  So I guess that makes him gay, since he is with another male... 

Perhaps Microsoft is making an Essentially Gay Black version of office?

BringOnTheAsteroid's picture

On Abe's calculator when he divides 1 by 0 he doesn;t get an error. Is that his fault or Sharp's fault? 

Jadr's picture

I'm pretty sure that social trends change and what was once indicative of someone being gay is no longer true given that the younger generation tends to forget/ignore the preconceived notions of the older generations.

SilverIsKing's picture

Forget about the guy with the earring. It's the other guy who's gay. Look at that goddamn haircut!

BringOnTheAsteroid's picture

Should we be talking about this?

Bendromeda Strain's picture

Haircut? I thought it was a pillbox hat...

SoilMyselfRotten's picture

I thought they were marketing to washed up rappers, isn't that Kid'n'Play?

ThirdCoastSurfer's picture

What's the real difference between Windows 95, 13 and a free patch? 

gmrpeabody's picture

Uhh..., the bucket?

Oh, wait.., wrong joke.

LMAOLORI's picture




Microsoft Essentials is free software  < link opens in new window 

"Windows Essentials Do more with free programs from Windows"


you can get free virus protection for example. 



Ranger4564's picture

These are books about Microsoft Office, about the features. The buzzword crap came from the authors and is intended to differentiate the level of complexity to be discussed in the books. 

gmrpeabody's picture

Gee..., thanks Mr. Wizzard.

g speed's picture

at wintermute

Can't you see---"Essential" is for terminally stupid blacks as in "don't sell me no shit I don't need", and "Intoductory" is for marginally stupid whites as in "I'll try it but if I don't like it I'm outta here",  and FYI the "top of the line"  version is for the brilliant yellow races like those in North Korea and Tepco workers and Japanese game show participants ---you know-- the new Asian rulers of the world. Ad people are disconnected beyond belief or are selling their ad product to execs in companies like MS who haven't a clue about their customers. Fact is only reason anyone buys MS is cause you need to opertate most new laptops----that will last until you don't.   

gmrpeabody's picture

And any poor white anglo-saxon  protestant male must be so stupid as to not even qualify to be included in a picture.

libsareajoke's picture

please.... they are using excel to compute the terminal ballistics of a fo-fo fired from a distance of 4 feet, or maybe a fo-fi

stant's picture

yes it was. took a shot with that

Skateboarder's picture

He's good at video games. Does that count?

Never One Roach's picture

Where's Oprah!? Ever since she pumped her man Barry we haven't heard much from her.

I am more equal than others's picture


Ho Chi Min

That japanese guy from Pretty in Pink

chumbawamba's picture

I think she's been busy getting pumped by Steadman.


Calmyourself's picture

Steadman is banging nobody but the poolboy, Oprahs is fist deep in something and its not Steadman.