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S&P 500 Surges To New All-Time Highs
Weakness in Asian data, check. Weakness in European data, check. Weakness in US data, check. USDJPY overnight sell-off primed for US day-session ramp, check... New highs for US stocks, check...
S&P new all-time highs and thus positive year-to-date...
The Buying panic ensues...
Sparked by just a little USDJPY momentum ignition...
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Watch out for the splatter Bitchez...
big tree fall hard
Then it burns.... Disintegrates... Popcorn anyone?
I think the NASDAQ needs to get to the 5k mark as well before the shit storm hits...?
...and the feat goes on, and the feat goes on, on, on, on, on...
Wrong. ..this will go on 45% till the Fed doesn't need the market anymore
Yeah... That's a Fat Pitch, Bitch.
And I just went fucking bankrupt due to my short of the spx because I believed zero hedge. Lol. Thank you Tylers. Now I'll go kill myself.
Getting kind of crowded on that roof.
Who is john Galt?
Similar question ::: is zerohedge the bernanke put??
ZH isnt wrong...just early. the question isnt IF, it's WHEN.
True, early like " since there is this bull market starting up, I predict a crash down the line!!" Just don't ask when. But a crash will definitely come. Who cares when, right?
Making money is so easy anymore in this market. My new strategy has been buy the abesolute garbage of garbage companies... barely even look at their financials, jump in full tilt, and make $$$$$. its so easy... everything will only go up forever.
One thing ZH has been saying for a long time is to just buy the most heavily shorted names.
'Miners time?' Massive volume in jr's...
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http://www.kitco.com/ind/Maund/2014-02-24-GDXJ-Signals-Imminent-Breakout...
ASM and GSS have both already doubled this year so far.
As ZH have pointed out too many times to remember, shorting these 'markets' is hazardous for your health!
Buy gold, silver and bitcoin. You'll shit yourself a whole lot less ; )
Lol. Yeah. Ghold and silver. My brother bought silver at 35, and next month is his suicide anniversary.
If you wear that shirt you're gonna need a bigger lifejacket...
if he sinks to the ocean floor with that shirt on is it still considered above ground stock?
If he sinks to the ocean floor ~ we'll KNOW he's not a witch...
You actually bet against the biggest bubble ever? ...Because a website showed you how obviously overpriced this is? You cannot predict the top...guess you learned the hard way...if you're even telling the truth...
@ Indian,
Why would you considerr SHORTING a corrupt market?? Its like complaining about losing your money in a crooked poker game - You be the fool!
Do what wb7 said to do :
" Save ya selves, buy stawks"
Lol Indian... Why do you trade a broken market?
A broken market? I'm not dumb enough to believe that if the market broke me, that means the market must be broke too.
Close your eyes, buy everything. pray lol
The only direct advice I've read on ZH is in the comment section, and the advice has consistently been don't short the S&P. There was a thread about this last week. Never bet against the house until it starts crumbling.
Yep.
Though it looks like the market could continue to rise as currencies continue to get crushed in here (as evidenced by the implosion of certain third world countries). The US is, at this moment simply exporting the rampant inflation to those who are lower on the totem pole.
Who knows when it will finally hit the US. Could take some time.
Regardless it won't end well, and will surely lead to a reset of sorts.
"The US is, at this moment simply exporting the rampant inflation to those who are lower on the totem pole."
That is the risk TPTB are playing with fire with. That is what touched off the Arab Spring in 2011. 3rd world economies are imploding, and that will cause millions to be very desperate. No matter how much outside interference from whatever East West govt spook you want to talk about, once the people start revolting in the streets, once gas bombs and bullets start flying, no one can count on any plan. Like Mike Tyson said, "Everyone has a plan until you get punched in the mouth". The brushpile has been growing all over the world, and the tinder is bone dry. All it needs is one carelessly discarded match tossed in some place no one even thinks could ever be a problem...
I have been short SPY and long GLD for so long I don't have to kill myself... I am already dead
The zerohedge trade?? Makes you so dead that you start appreciating life
Brethren ... I saved at least 15-20% by swearing off shorting this market, last year ... like an alcoholic waxing fondly about his favorite drink, I used to love loading up on SPXU and getting jazzed about a selloff but every day the market kept going up %.30 or would go down .10% and the dip would get bought. It was like a wet towel snapped in my face every day.
Comprehension problems?
One "shorts" the SPX and most everything by buying gold. Then sit back and relax.
BTFATH! ~ [Gideon Gono]
http://www.blacklistednews.com/Another_Sudden_Death_of_JPMorgan_Worker%3...
Another bites the dust.
Must break the 1900....
1929 to be exact.
Well in fairness we will have to break 1900 to close the year over 2000; which is a given.
The question is will we make it all the way to 2500 this year or next?
time for the Bear in the Headlights MEME
yep...
The taper will continue regardless as confidence in the Fed is what is at stake, the junkie is high on hope...
I think you're right. The ANNOUNCED taper will continue. But behind the scenes, the worldwide cabal of Central Banks will continue to monetize debt at an exponential pace. If it doesn't crash in the next couple of years, TPTB will have a stranglehold on the bond markets, ZIRP will exist forever, and the printing presses will insure the Ponzi is perpetual. Say hello to the New Feudal World Order.
we rich!!!!!
its all goood!
welcome to the recovery!
ITS A LOAD OF FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!
DEATH TO THE MONEYCHANGERS..........
WHY DID THE FINANCIAL TIMES PULL THE ORIGINAL STORY?????
"Global gold prices may have been manipulated on 50 percent of occasions between January 2010 and December 2013, according to analysis by Fideres, a consultancy.
The findings come amid a probe by German and UK regulators into alleged manipulation of the gold price, which is set twice a day by Deutsche Bank, HSBC, Barclays, Bank of Nova Scotia, and Societe Generale in a process known as the London gold fixing.
Fideres' research found the gold price frequently climbs (or falls) once a twice-daily conference call between the five banks begins, peaks (or troughs) almost exactly as the call ends, and then experiences a sharp reversal, a pattern it alleged may be evidence of "collusive behavior."
http://gata.org/node/13681
nothing like a pre-arranged ramp in stocks for efficient "markets". so funny. so sad.
Dow 20,000 here we come. Bread will be $10 a loaf, but at least there won't be any inflation.
Beware the ides of March.
G-20 has targeted "growth" to combat "deflation". "Growth" = more debt. "Growth" = inflation. "Growth" = "good for you".
$10 bread and no inflation but can you afford the $19.99 a gallon gas to go get it? (And what if the bread shelf is empty when you get there?).
$10 loaf of bread but no inflation because everyone will substitute a $2.50 loaf of sawdust. $19.99 gas? I stopped buying gas a long time ago. I walk everywhere now.
It's what happens when you have William Dudley at the NY Fed's trading desk bidding prices up.
Yellen is a god! The market can never go down....
Jamie Dimon must have bought a fleet of yachts this morning. Free market capitalism at work.
Makes as much sense as anything else I have heard.
Share buybacks boosting EPS is false accounting that only fools the Muppets.
do you see what happens larry?
here comes the final run....
Charles Evans of the Chicago Fed says S&P of 2200 this year. So William Dudley is putting the billions of printed money in the market.
SPY yes
GOLD no.
Cramer said to stay out of stocks for five years - fuck it i'm getting back in here
Wrong-way Cramer again. His friends must be buying. Maybe William Dudley called him with QEen Yellen in background saying the taper is all bull, it's all PR.
what would a day in the market be like without fuckshit up 2 plus percent and google up 10 dollars plus.
wouldnt be a market.
this will never end and its nauseating
No, it ends. Just will take a while.
Imagine Japan. Imagine Japan times 1000. Imagine Japan with a Central Bank AND the biggest military in the world.
Their stagnation has lasted 20 years. Ours would probably last 75, but unlike in Japan, we have guns, and someone will probably shoot someone by then to get the ball rolling.
don't forget Netfux - admitting the cable co's have them over a barrel - bullish!
I guess Marxism works after all.
Of course, WE all know better! We can not defy the laws of sound economics forever. A day of reckoning is coming, and it will be UGLY!
This isn't Marxism. This is Corporate Communism. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE
Corporate Communism. I like that term. It's new and fresh, and sounds so much more bipartisan and benevolent compared to the old stodgy Fascism.
Follow the fed or get fucked, is the motto these days.
I just can't keep up with all of this prosperity!
Charles Evans (Chicago) and William Dudley (NY) are the ones advocating for using Federal Reserve QE to bid up stocks.
Well, they probably also own stocks, so I don't blame them.
I hope every single dollar they make burns in hell, but I don't blame them.
I have written it many times over the last 18 months- the market will keep going higher until the broad population of people in 401Ks and IRAs panic and transfer out of stable-value and bond funds into stock funds. Then, and only then, will the market crater.
They need an advanced form of the board game monopoly that gives the banker more power. Spoof monopoly. No Gary, you can't buy that. And your car needs new tires for $500.
along with gold...
Check out NFLX. Their whole business model got destroyed yesterday and they're green at bubble levels. Tells you all you need to know
They turned the machines off for one fucking day to 'test the waters' and allow the market to react normally (ISM Manufacturing Feb. 3rd) and the DOW lost 300 points and it scared the shit out of them.
Never again.
Negative divergence in the VIX. Follow-through volume isn't very strong either. If volume even matters nowadays....
Volume has been the upside down indicator since SPY 87.50 back in July.... of 2001, transitory?, Bitchez?
Long-term plan is to crush the US dollar.
A major US dollar devaluation is coming. Encouraged and orchestrated by the IMF.
The "wealth" of our nation is defined by a giant, virtual casino.
Print faster Yellen you fat ugly cunt!!!!!
Wow, just think what stocks are going to do as soon as the Fed Fixes the weather.
The Bigger the Rigger the better the rigger, the riggers are better at the Federal Reserve.
i getsin PAPER yo. im gettin paid son, believ dat
yall doomsaingers gettin BLOWTORCHED.
i get greenbacks cuz feel me?
The Fed is just havin' fun with ZH'ers, it's not serious or anything....
The question is who is selling to these buyers?
Geezus Louisus
"Yeah. Ghold and silver. My brother bought silver at 35, and next month is his suicide anniversary. "
Did he kill himself because his shiny rocks dropped in value or did he kill himself because his family is infested with cunts?