Troika Demands Greeks Drink "Extended Life" (aka Spoiled) Milk

Tyler Durden's picture

"If you like your bailout, you can keep your bailout," is the message from the latest Troika mission to Greece; but there is one (or two) big 'but's... As ekathimerini reports, Greece is "very close" to a deal with the Troika for the next EUR8.8 billion with negotiations hanging on a few final things including... the troika wants Greece to extend the shelf life of fresh milk! Maybe they should just rename it 'greek yoghurt'.

Via ekathimerini,

Greece is “very close” to an agreement with the troika, according to government spokesman Simos Kedikoglou, who was speaking ahead of the resumption of talks between the two sides on Monday afternoon.


Greek government officials are due to begin meetings with troika inspectors in Athens at 4 p.m. The Greek side is hoping to achieve an agreement in principle by the March 10 Eurogroup and to secure the disbursement of 8.8 billion euros in bailout loans by a meeting of eurozone finance ministers due to be held in Athens on April 1.


Among the issues that remain to be settled are the lifting of barriers to competition in several sectors and the reduction of employers’ social security contributions by 3.9 percentage points.


“We are very close to an agreement on both things,” Kedikoglou told Mega TV on Monday morning.


He suggested that the government was ready to make alternative proposals on the issues of fresh milk and non-prescriptions medicines. The troika wants Greece to extend the shelf life of fresh milk and to allow some drugs to be sold in super markets.

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fonzannoon's picture

My wife's family makes some sort of pancakes with spoiled milk. Actually they make a ton of stuff with spoiled milk. The downside it all tastes like shit.

ZeroPower's picture

On the upside you'll no longer fear contracting salmonella.

fonzannoon's picture

salmonella is afraid of contracting them at this point. 

Headbanger's picture

What's the big deal?  Just make cheese out of it and have it with some wine.

Problem solved. Next!

john39's picture

this just in, chocolate rations have been increased from 30 grams per week to 25.  that is all.

jbvtme's picture

do not culture pasteurized milk. raw milk is ok

fonestar's picture

When are Greek people going to grow some balls?  Kill the IMF.  Kill the world bank.  Hang the collaborators.

GetZeeGold's picture



The GetZeeGold upticked you on that......I'm sure the junks were just reflex action.

GetZeeGold's picture



Not only have I started to refer to myself in the third person, I just double posted.....this is bad.

jaxville's picture

Golden Dawn....It won't be long before they form a government with all this shit the EU and the "U know whooos" is laying on Greece. Happy days are coming

Manthong's picture

Got Curd?

Oh, wait.. it's "Curd Life" now.

Skateboarder's picture

fonz, if your milk is about to go bad (or has already started), the best thing you can do is make paneer (or any type of farmer's cheese). Assuming a Greek didn't spend his life savings on the milk and still has some means to buy a vegetable or two, he could enjoy his spoiled milk in cheese form.

ThirdWorldDude's picture

Making cottage cheese out of bad milk (or yoghurt that's gone too sour) is a widely used practice throughout the Balkans. Get a few eggs and you've got yourself an excellent omelette.

onelight's picture

non-pasteurized milk allowed to ferment with kefir grains can bring many health benefits, though I doubt that is the miserly plan being reported...pasteurized milk kept too long just rots while non-pasteurized ferments into cheese.

I got some live Kefir grains from Greece awhile back, and now ferment raw milk with it, tastes pretty darn sour however when drowned in cocoa, it works as a healthy digestion and immune system strengthening drink; I have it most days.

Dr. Mercola explains it here:

Fermentation of milk, like that of vegetables (sauerkraut), was the only way to preserve food pre-refrigeration, and it brought many health benefits, which the Russians proved in decades of medical research in late 19th through early 20th c., following their wily theft of some live Kefir grains from those in the Caucasus region who hid the tradition for centuries...that's the lore anyway. I rarely get colds anymore, is all I know.

WillyGroper's picture

Paneer? Thanks.

Got a link?

TahoeBilly2012's picture

Now wait a gosh darn second....I thought the whole purpose of the EU was to improve and streamline quality standards between mean the Overlords are taking the safety standards this is in fact nothing but a debt slave union?? Oh my.

lordylord's picture

The only thing the EU was meant to improve and streamline was transfer of wealth and power from the people to the State. 


Pure Evil's picture

Anal leakage must run rampant in that family.

wee-weed up's picture

Think projectile vomit from the other end!

krispkritter's picture

 "Anal leakage must run..."  Rofl...

Dr. Engali's picture

Lol..... The direction these threads take.

maskone909's picture

My sisters wife makes 8000$ per month while staying at home!

Son of Loki's picture

My 5 year-old-son makes $$$$ flipping houses in his PJs ...never has to even leave his bedroom...never even has to stop his Lego play.....EZ as 1-2-3....

"Phlip Dat House!"

skwid vacuous's picture

is her box the size of the Holland Tunnel yet?

Dr. Engali's picture

Not being a shit connoisseur I have no idea what your wife's pancakes taste like.

Winston Churchill's picture

Feel for you.

One of my employee's is Russian , fortunately from past trips to Russia, I always

turn down her cooking 'treats'. It is amusing to watch others try them though.

The borscht is safish.Without the black bread(thought they used all their sawdust for vodka).

Levadiakos's picture

Here in Florida we eat a lot of possum. Boiled broiled fried. Got to use a pack of good dogs to tree them on moonlit nights. Course some can be found roadside and many seeming quite fresh and intact. Head them, skin them and cut the human hand looking paws off. Goes well with sweet potatoes and collard greens.

drink or die's picture

I've shot and killed a few troublesome possums in my neighborhood in the northwest...Now I know what I need to try next time I kill one.

Winston Churchill's picture

Hear you,

 but I prefer rattlesnake myself, full size,not the pygmy ones .

Wild gator is good, not the ranched ones.

Both are more fun to kill.

krispkritter's picture

Had a 300+lb. boar out in the pasture last night with several sows and couple piglets.  Still have a couple in the freezer that the neighbor got.  I'm sure I'd take the pig over the possum, I'd have to be mighty hungry to eat possum I think.  (Oh, bonus! Neighbor just called.  Deer broke it's legs trying to jump a fence on his place. Looks like I'm dressing down a deer tonite! Update: parted it out and still got 20+ lbs. for the freezer...)

fijisailor's picture

Ever heard of long life milk?  Very common in most countries and available in the US.  

Uncle Remus's picture

I think they are going for just this side of fossilized.

krispkritter's picture

Ship it by rail car through Fukushima...problem solved.

Hulk's picture

Milk from Chernobyl cow never spoils. Go figure...

alien-IQ's picture

Now does anybody doubt the need to start executing bankers en masse?

LMAOLORI's picture



I don't know what sounds worse that or


From Sewage, Added Water for Drinking 
Dr. Engali's picture

At least they still have the Euro.

wee-weed up's picture



Yep, as long as they still have some paper ones...

They'll never run out of toilet paper!

Levadiakos's picture

What do you expect from a population that porks it's goat before they eat it?

krispkritter's picture

I'll remember to skip the 'stuffed goat' next time...

skwid vacuous's picture

as someone once said - "eat your peas", my greek comrades!

krispkritter's picture

I can get down a whole lot of milk past it's Best By date for 9 billions euros...just sayin'.