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Bernanke Is Writing A Book: What Should It Be Titled?

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That didn't take long: merely weeks since he walked out of the Marriner Eccles building and into the sunset, Ben Bernanke is writing his memoirs. AP reports: "Ben Bernanke, who stepped down last month after eight years as chairman of the Federal Reserve, is planning a memoir. Bernanke told The Associated Press on Monday that he will focus not just on the defining moment of his time at the Fed, the 2008 financial crisis, but on the "Great Recession" that followed. "I want people to understand what we knew, when we knew it, how we made decisions and how we dealt with the enormous economic uncertainty," said Bernanke, who expects to begin meeting with publishers within the next several weeks. Bernanke, 60, says he will cover his entire career at the Fed, starting in 2002, when he joined the Board of Governors."

So our question to you, dear readers, is what should the title of Bernanke's book be? Twitter already has some suggestions as can be seen below:

 


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Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:07 | Link to Comment Obchelli
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Dollars from the ASS

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:09 | Link to Comment AlaricBalth
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A Tale of Two Economys

It was the best of times for the plutocracy. It was the worst of times for everyone else.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:12 | Link to Comment Divided States ...
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Stock Market Manipulation for Dummies

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:14 | Link to Comment zerozulu
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How to make money.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:20 | Link to Comment Divided States ...
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A pop-up book for ages 12 and under so the future generations can understand easier via big nice pictures how they were fucked in the ass by da bernank.

Title: Robin Hood, Prints of Fiats: How I took from the poor and gave to the rich

with pop-ups of j-bitch Yellen, Larry Fuckin Fink, Alan Greedspan, Warren Buffoon and Timmay.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:23 | Link to Comment EscapeKey
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Double or nothing.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:24 | Link to Comment krispkritter
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The Pride of Bernankenstein  

Much Ado About Printing

The Printing of The Screw

The Prints and the Paper

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:27 | Link to Comment SMG
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Confessions of an Oligarch puppet: how I did my part to destroy the world so my masters could rule it.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:28 | Link to Comment sodbuster
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"The Bernanke Bubble"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:29 | Link to Comment fuu
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"I Made it Rain"

"How I Learned to Stop Quivering and Love the Beard"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:35 | Link to Comment jbvtme
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slave trading, drugs, prostitution, gambling, child trafficking, printing money: we do god's work and the devil's

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:37 | Link to Comment saveandsound
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"All in!"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:37 | Link to Comment Gief Gold Plox
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"You didn't write that"

Oh, wait...

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:40 | Link to Comment Bananamerican
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"On Bullshit"

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:41 | Link to Comment fonzannoon
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"Charles Shumer's day off"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:43 | Link to Comment notbot
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"Rehypothecate This"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:46 | Link to Comment linniepar
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"Fuck you Bernanke: A ZH Memoir."

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:47 | Link to Comment Titus
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"Shalom!"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:58 | Link to Comment Mad Mohel
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Ben Bernanke's 101 Home Beard Grooming Tips

Memoirs of a TBTF Geisha

Fuck Me?! Fuck You!  The Ben Bernanke Story

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:55 | Link to Comment gmrpeabody
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The adventures of Bernacchio...

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:49 | Link to Comment FEDbuster
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"The Autobiography of a Bankster Bitch" 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 16:02 | Link to Comment PRO.223
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"Tryin' to Save My Reputation" by Bennie B.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 17:55 | Link to Comment Soul Glow
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WAR IS A GLOBAL ECONOMIC PHENOMENON

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 20:16 | Link to Comment philipat
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The life of BS so far"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 20:40 | Link to Comment mjcOH1
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"Eat it And Smile : How to Multiply the Money Supply Yet Keep Them Debating the Outcome"

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 02:41 | Link to Comment Bottom Line
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"The Audacity of MOPE"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:00 | Link to Comment clooney_art
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"Art of creating money rain while flying a chopper in the nude"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:06 | Link to Comment TeamDepends
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Squatting on the Union

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:17 | Link to Comment J S Bach
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Judging by his posture... how about "Torah! Torah! Torah!"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:37 | Link to Comment Scarlett
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Money for nothing and your chicks for free

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:39 | Link to Comment Pegasus Muse
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Economic Excrement: How a Dipshit Despoils his Depends™

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 18:05 | Link to Comment graneros
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Off the top of my head I'll say title it:

Fuck you I've got mine

          or

Let them eat shit, er cake, er wat dat bitch say

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:43 | Link to Comment Bananamerican
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"Barbarous Relic": My Life as a Central Banker

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:50 | Link to Comment FuzzyDunlop21
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Close. "Barbaric Relic at the Gate"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:35 | Link to Comment bolen
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Print Server Protocol: Setup Guide for Global Printing

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:57 | Link to Comment disgustipated
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Ctrl+P

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:03 | Link to Comment bonderøven-farm ass
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The book was written in 1913.  What could Bennie possibly contribute to it?

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:14 | Link to Comment sodbuster
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"Dude! Where's My Bailout?"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:20 | Link to Comment Hard1
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How to print an economy to prosperity and run before the idiots realize it's a trap

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 16:47 | Link to Comment waterhorse
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"The Creature From Jekyll Islands Spawns Bernanke"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:54 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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'Engineering Reflation of Asset Bubbles As a Palliative Treatment For A Terminally Ill & Structurally Collapsing Real Economy That I Helped to Further Break - Rome Wasn't Destroyed In A Day or Even a Decade; By Dr. Ben Shalom B52 Diocletian Bernanke, PhD'

-or-

'The Tribal Loyalties Of A Lieutenant of The Money Masters; Setting Up The Next Great Fractional Fiat Induced Bubble Bath Massacre - by Ben BOHICA Bernanke'

-or-

'The Greatest Heist In History & Letting The Debt Serf Bodies Hit the Floor; My Time As Chief Transfuser of What Remained of America's Middle Class Assets to My Criminal Bank Masters. By Ben 'Bubbles & Banana Republic' Bernanke, PhD. Shabot Slalom Press.'

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:55 | Link to Comment BoNeSxxx
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A little long for the cover there TIS...

I was thinking "Green Shoots and SPAM'

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:00 | Link to Comment bonderøven-farm ass
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'The little helocopter that could'

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:19 | Link to Comment angel_of_joy
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'The Unicorn Who Just Kept Giving'.

Or maybe '... Shitting' ?

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 16:07 | Link to Comment TheGardener
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When Money Dies 2.0

From Havensteins dilemma to a free world of Havenots

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:31 | Link to Comment fonzannoon
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"The Expendables" QE and the middle class

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:39 | Link to Comment Pseudonymous
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This was already suggested:

Dr. Bernanke or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Printer

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:57 | Link to Comment Cacete de Ouro
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How to Bulletproof your Retirement Fund with Tungsten

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:29 | Link to Comment Hooter Shaker
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The Sheep Love The Shaft

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:31 | Link to Comment jbvtme
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moved

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:29 | Link to Comment johnQpublic
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Fiatnado

 

To the moon and beyond

 

Bernanke does Amerika

 

I only print to know I'm alive

 

Why I am richer than you are

 

Fuck everyone

 

Revelations

 

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:32 | Link to Comment 666
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My life as a Dipshit.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:15 | Link to Comment bdub2
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Bubble or Nothing

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:23 | Link to Comment Harlequin001
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Ctrl+P

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:38 | Link to Comment Chaos_Theory
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As great as so many suggestions are, your's most succinctly fits the bill.  I was thinking of "Killing them Softly" as a sub-title, and the cover art being hundreds of American children.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:10 | Link to Comment TahoeBilly2012
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"You Didn't Build That, I Printed It!" or "Zionist Primacy: Legalized Global Theft and The Subtleties of Deception"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 16:48 | Link to Comment waterhorse
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"Diary of A Bankster's Bitch:  Bendover Ben Tells All"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 17:25 | Link to Comment SILVERGEDDON
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I Came, I Saw, I Printed, I Retired, I R Smart.

I gots free money.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 17:31 | Link to Comment SILVERGEDDON
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" When the music stopped, I already had my chair "

OR -

" Why She'es Yellin. "

By Ben " Flew The Coop " Bernanke 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:40 | Link to Comment DavrosoftheDaleks
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Real Dollar$ don't die because they eventually mulitply

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:49 | Link to Comment Housewife
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So our question to you

The Tylers just referred to themselves in the plural. Is this an admission?

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:07 | Link to Comment BoNeSxxx
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Nothing new there... always been more than one 'Tyler' and most of them (if not all) are not of the original '09/10 bunch.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:12 | Link to Comment Housewife
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So how do I know which one I have a crush on?

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:28 | Link to Comment fockewulf190
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Now I Am Become Fed: The Destroyer of Worlds

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:33 | Link to Comment johnQpublic
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And i heheld a pale horse, and its rider was Bernanke, and hell followed with him

 

quote from bible circa 2114

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:08 | Link to Comment akak
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"Bonfire of the Keynesian Vanities"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:20 | Link to Comment NoDebt
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"How To Succeed In Central Banking Without Really Trying"

A story about how at the Federal Reserve I used the same trick over and over, nobody seemed to care and I got out of the chairmanship in the nick of time before the next collapse.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:23 | Link to Comment fonzannoon
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You guys cut the serious shit out right now.

"POMO Sugar on me"

hysterical....there are some good ones up there.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:36 | Link to Comment fockewulf190
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"Don´t Audit Me Bro!  How I Avoided Ron Paul and Lived To Tell About It"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:05 | Link to Comment Martial
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Ben-Hur, Done That: The History of Fiat Money

American Hustle

Despicable  Me

(No) Escape Plan

 

 

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 17:35 | Link to Comment SILVERGEDDON
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How We fucked Everyone Over.

Or,

Rammit, Rammit, Rammit up their poop chutes.

Frank Zappa called it like it was. 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:12 | Link to Comment WayBehind
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Printing for Dummies

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:14 | Link to Comment nope-1004
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Gold:  4,000 years as money, but I dunno.


Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:31 | Link to Comment slyhill
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Uncle Ben's Canon

The Liar, the Glitch and the Ricoh

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 17:22 | Link to Comment SILVERGEDDON
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" I fucked the world, and I won ! "

Living the retirmement life in an undisclosed location. 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:11 | Link to Comment TahoeBilly2012
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Doing My Part: Fiat Currency and The New World Order

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:14 | Link to Comment BennyBoy
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My life as Santa Claus.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:31 | Link to Comment chdwlch1
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"The Secret to My Success" and it should come in 13 monstrous volumes, each with a single helicopter embossed on the front cover.  Each and every page of the series to be constructed of freshly printed $100 bills. 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:10 | Link to Comment alphamentalist
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Chapter 7: Yellen: The Importance of an Understudy Bagholder

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:25 | Link to Comment alphamentalist
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has "the audacity of hope" been taken?

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:11 | Link to Comment onewayticket2
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Gone with the Wind

 

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:34 | Link to Comment Golden1182
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The Douche of Wall Street....

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:44 | Link to Comment agent default
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"Dollars I have printed": An artistic endeavor.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:47 | Link to Comment Harry Quant
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"How to Print Like a BOSS"

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr8k2tSEgtg

 

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:54 | Link to Comment VD
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QE TO INFINITY OR BUST

or simply

 

QE (TO INFINITY) OR DIE TRYING

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:06 | Link to Comment SilverRhino
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To Serve Man & Tribe:  Cooking the Books

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:42 | Link to Comment ZeroHour
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"To Serve Man"

 

But it's really a cookbook.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:08 | Link to Comment BlueStreet
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MOAR

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:14 | Link to Comment SAT 800
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":My un-realistic day dreams, and the horrible trouble they caused"; but I admit that's not very likely.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:44 | Link to Comment Solon the Destroyer
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As God Is My Witness... I Thought Turkeys Could Fly.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 16:01 | Link to Comment Solon the Destroyer
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Citizen Keynes

The Sting

Snatch

For a Few Dollars More

Raging Bull

Ben's Labyrinth

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Printers.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 18:12 | Link to Comment Flatchestynerdette
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A Fist Full of Bernankes

 

I do like your Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Printers.

Clever.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 20:58 | Link to Comment Umh
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Turkeys can fly. They land like a brick, but they do fly.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 16:04 | Link to Comment AGuy
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Title:

"Dr Bernanke: How I learned to stop worrying about the economy and love the printing press" (aka Dr Strangelove reference)

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 16:10 | Link to Comment LongSilverJohn
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Ben Over and Grease Up

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 18:10 | Link to Comment Flatchestynerdette
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How to Make Fruitcake in 17 trillion directions

 

 

(nobody likes fruitcake, its held together by a matrix that can last for years, it can be used as a doorstop instead of a fruitcake.....get the idea? It can have multiple chapters for Bernanke to use to explain how the fruitcake got added into).

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 18:55 | Link to Comment Goldenballs
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I never new WTF was going on and still don,t.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:08 | Link to Comment brewing
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The 7 Ways To Fuck The World Over

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:10 | Link to Comment Winston Churchill
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Dreams from our Owners.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:18 | Link to Comment Taffy Lewis
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Hitler Was An Amateur

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:08 | Link to Comment Martin Silenus
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Something Wicked This Way Comes....aw shit, already used.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:08 | Link to Comment Deathrips
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Central Bankers - Dicks with Balls

 

Maybe?

 

RIPS

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:09 | Link to Comment sangell
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I Had A Dream

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:47 | Link to Comment Er Wang Dong
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I Had a Scheme

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:09 | Link to Comment Dull Which
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He should release it only as an e-book to save on paper and ink

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:09 | Link to Comment real
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HA HA

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:09 | Link to Comment ejmoosa
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Clueless

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:09 | Link to Comment fonzannoon
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"Get to the chopper!"

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:23 | Link to Comment CynicLaureate
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I knew someone would type this before me.  Plus one.

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:45 | Link to Comment ZeroHour
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Would that refer to a helicopter or the machine that you feed small branches and sticks (people) in to chop them up and spit them out?

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:09 | Link to Comment Took Red Pill
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"How to create a trillion dollars out of thin air"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:13 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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"My Pet Printer"

 

"(Fiat) Credit Equals Gold #1"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:49 | Link to Comment Grande Tetons
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The Call of the Printer.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:09 | Link to Comment Sandmann
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Death of a Nation

Spend To Oblivion

Debased Dollars and the Hereafter

Debt Servitude and the American Way of Life

Repossessed Republic

The Broken Dream

Greenspan Unlimited

 

 

 

 

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:10 | Link to Comment tmosley
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"Dude, Where's My Gold?"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:10 | Link to Comment SillySalesmanQu...
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How I Killed the 99%...And Got Away With It.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:21 | Link to Comment Infinite QE
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I F*cked The Goyem, And Good

 

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:11 | Link to Comment Grande Tetons
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I have ink on my penis and blood on my hands. 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:48 | Link to Comment FuzzyDunlop21
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I had to leave work for lunch early because I read this and started crying with laughter

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:10 | Link to Comment fonzannoon
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Someone wrote "throw retiree's from the train". Holy shit that was funny.

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:26 | Link to Comment gamera9
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Catch 4 Trillion

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:10 | Link to Comment Mentaliusanything
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Fiat is not just a bad car

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:17 | Link to Comment SAT 800
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You got that right; apparently it means a "shitty, difunctional thing" in Italian.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:12 | Link to Comment Theta_Burn
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At least he didn't wait 20yrs like Greenspan

On a side note, who fucking cares, and more importantly, whos buying it?

 

The title? TAKE MY ADVICE....

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:10 | Link to Comment ZH Snob
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How I Got My Portrait On The Billion Dollar Bill

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:10 | Link to Comment seek
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"How I killed the world"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:11 | Link to Comment A Lunatic
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'Why Your Ass Hurts, A Lack of Inflation, And Life's Other Mysteries'..........

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:10 | Link to Comment Shizzmoney
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Oops, Honey, I Expanded Our Balance Sheet!

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:10 | Link to Comment WillyGroper
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"How To Get Your Lies On The Clearance Table"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:11 | Link to Comment Cow
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Irrational Exuberance about my Abilities

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:18 | Link to Comment SAT 800
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Devastingly accurate; it has about as much chance as my suggestion.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:11 | Link to Comment Hal n back
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QE for Dummies

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:11 | Link to Comment alien-IQ
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Bernankruptcy

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:11 | Link to Comment Kaiser Sousa
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"8 YEARS A MOTHER FUCKING SOCIOPATH COCKSUCKING MONEYCHANGER BITCH MADE PEICE OF WEALTHY ELITE SERVING BITCH"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:11 | Link to Comment Cow
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I'll Get it Right Sooner or Later

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:11 | Link to Comment Byte Me
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The American Empire: My Part in It's Downfall

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:13 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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My guess is, he'll print the book himself.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:13 | Link to Comment kylosabe
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If you believe this story, you're dumber than we thought.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:14 | Link to Comment kill switch
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How ponzi schemes work

Sub: In the new normal

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:14 | Link to Comment praps
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Zen and the art of printing

The Joy of Printing

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:14 | Link to Comment lasvegaspersona
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A Dynamite Fisherman's Guide to Giving Away Fish

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:14 | Link to Comment firstdivision
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"FUck You!  That's why"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:14 | Link to Comment Last of the Mid...
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I want people to understand what we knew, when we knew it, how we made decisions and how we dealt with the enormous economic uncertainty," That's a fricking CYA statement if there ever was one. How about i'm going to rewrite history so when the barbarians show up at the front gate in whatever form, from subpoenas to AR's I'm innocent. BWWWWWAAAAAAAAA yeah right!

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:14 | Link to Comment Sizzurp
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Paper Traditions 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:15 | Link to Comment stant
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50 shades of hay[out the ass]

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:50 | Link to Comment syntaxterror
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Bubbles for Dummies
Bank Bonuses: Foundation of an Economy
How to Monetize Debt then Lie About It
 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:15 | Link to Comment fauxhammer
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"Cold Steel Bars in Front and a Warm Cell Mate Behind"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:16 | Link to Comment NDXTrader
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Ben Bernanke "Not Worth The Paper This Is Printed On" or "Shalom: The Life And Times of a Money Changer"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:16 | Link to Comment lasvegaspersona
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The Wreck of the Marriner Eccles

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:17 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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"They Actually Believed Me!"

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