Bernanke Is Writing A Book: What Should It Be Titled?

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That didn't take long: merely weeks since he walked out of the Marriner Eccles building and into the sunset, Ben Bernanke is writing his memoirs. AP reports: "Ben Bernanke, who stepped down last month after eight years as chairman of the Federal Reserve, is planning a memoir. Bernanke told The Associated Press on Monday that he will focus not just on the defining moment of his time at the Fed, the 2008 financial crisis, but on the "Great Recession" that followed. "I want people to understand what we knew, when we knew it, how we made decisions and how we dealt with the enormous economic uncertainty," said Bernanke, who expects to begin meeting with publishers within the next several weeks. Bernanke, 60, says he will cover his entire career at the Fed, starting in 2002, when he joined the Board of Governors."

So our question to you, dear readers, is what should the title of Bernanke's book be? Twitter already has some suggestions as can be seen below:

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Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:07 | 4475827 Obchelli
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Dollars from the ASS

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:09 | 4475849 AlaricBalth
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A Tale of Two Economys

It was the best of times for the plutocracy. It was the worst of times for everyone else.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:12 | 4475877 Divided States ...
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Stock Market Manipulation for Dummies

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:14 | 4475890 zerozulu
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How to make money.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:20 | 4475918 Divided States ...
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A pop-up book for ages 12 and under so the future generations can understand easier via big nice pictures how they were fucked in the ass by da bernank.

Title: Robin Hood, Prints of Fiats: How I took from the poor and gave to the rich

with pop-ups of j-bitch Yellen, Larry Fuckin Fink, Alan Greedspan, Warren Buffoon and Timmay.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:23 | 4475960 EscapeKey
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Double or nothing.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:24 | 4475966 krispkritter
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The Pride of Bernankenstein  

Much Ado About Printing

The Printing of The Screw

The Prints and the Paper

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:27 | 4475994 SMG
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Confessions of an Oligarch puppet: how I did my part to destroy the world so my masters could rule it.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:28 | 4476010 sodbuster
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"The Bernanke Bubble"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:29 | 4476014 fuu
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"I Made it Rain"

"How I Learned to Stop Quivering and Love the Beard"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:35 | 4476031 jbvtme
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slave trading, drugs, prostitution, gambling, child trafficking, printing money: we do god's work and the devil's

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:37 | 4476081 saveandsound
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"All in!"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:37 | 4476086 Gief Gold Plox
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"You didn't write that"

Oh, wait...

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:40 | 4476119 Bananamerican
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"On Bullshit"

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:41 | 4476127 fonzannoon
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"Charles Shumer's day off"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:43 | 4476142 notbot
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"Rehypothecate This"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:46 | 4476175 SoberOne
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"Fuck you Bernanke: A ZH Memoir."

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:47 | 4476179 Titus
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"Shalom!"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:58 | 4476259 Mad Mohel
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Ben Bernanke's 101 Home Beard Grooming Tips

Memoirs of a TBTF Geisha

Fuck Me?! Fuck You!  The Ben Bernanke Story

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:55 | 4476609 gmrpeabody
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The adventures of Bernacchio...

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:49 | 4476876 FEDbuster
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"The Autobiography of a Bankster Bitch" 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 16:02 | 4476929 PRO.223
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"Tryin' to Save My Reputation" by Bennie B.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 17:55 | 4477444 Soul Glow
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WAR IS A GLOBAL ECONOMIC PHENOMENON

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 20:16 | 4478109 philipat
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The life of BS so far"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 20:40 | 4478197 mjcOH1
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"Eat it And Smile : How to Multiply the Money Supply Yet Keep Them Debating the Outcome"

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 02:41 | 4479197 Bottom Line
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"The Audacity of MOPE"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:00 | 4476260 clooney_art
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"Art of creating money rain while flying a chopper in the nude"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:06 | 4476320 TeamDepends
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Squatting on the Union

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:17 | 4476386 J S Bach
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Judging by his posture... how about "Torah! Torah! Torah!"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:37 | 4476509 Scarlett
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Money for nothing and your chicks for free

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:39 | 4476817 Pegasus Muse
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Economic Excrement: How a Dipshit Despoils his Depends™

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 18:05 | 4477507 graneros
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Off the top of my head I'll say title it:

Fuck you I've got mine

          or

Let them eat shit, er cake, er wat dat bitch say

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:43 | 4476149 Bananamerican
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"Barbarous Relic": My Life as a Central Banker

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:50 | 4476206 FuzzyDunlop21
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Close. "Barbaric Relic at the Gate"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:35 | 4476497 bolen
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Print Server Protocol: Setup Guide for Global Printing

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:57 | 4476618 disgustipated
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Ctrl+P

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:03 | 4476658 bonderøven-farm ass
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The book was written in 1913.  What could Bennie possibly contribute to it?

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:14 | 4476722 sodbuster
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"Dude! Where's My Bailout?"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:20 | 4476753 Hard1
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How to print an economy to prosperity and run before the idiots realize it's a trap

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 16:47 | 4477128 waterhorse
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"The Creature From Jekyll Islands Spawns Bernanke"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:54 | 4476196 TruthInSunshine
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'Engineering Reflation of Asset Bubbles As a Palliative Treatment For A Terminally Ill & Structurally Collapsing Real Economy That I Helped to Further Break - Rome Wasn't Destroyed In A Day or Even a Decade; By Dr. Ben Shalom B52 Diocletian Bernanke, PhD'

-or-

'The Tribal Loyalties Of A Lieutenant of The Money Masters; Setting Up The Next Great Fractional Fiat Induced Bubble Bath Massacre - by Ben BOHICA Bernanke'

-or-

'The Greatest Heist In History & Letting The Debt Serf Bodies Hit the Floor; My Time As Chief Transfuser of What Remained of America's Middle Class Assets to My Criminal Bank Masters. By Ben 'Bubbles & Banana Republic' Bernanke, PhD. Shabot Slalom Press.'

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:55 | 4476241 BoNeSxxx
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A little long for the cover there TIS...

I was thinking "Green Shoots and SPAM'

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:00 | 4476633 bonderøven-farm ass
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'The little helocopter that could'

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:19 | 4476747 angel_of_joy
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'The Unicorn Who Just Kept Giving'.

Or maybe '... Shitting' ?

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 16:07 | 4476957 TheGardener
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When Money Dies 2.0

From Havensteins dilemma to a free world of Havenots

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:31 | 4476032 fonzannoon
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"The Expendables" QE and the middle class

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:39 | 4476107 Pseudonymous
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This was already suggested:

Dr. Bernanke or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Printer

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:57 | 4476608 Cacete de Ouro
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How to Bulletproof your Retirement Fund with Tungsten

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:29 | 4476012 Hooter Shaker
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The Sheep Love The Shaft

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:31 | 4476025 jbvtme
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moved

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