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Bernanke Is Writing A Book: What Should It Be Titled?

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That didn't take long: merely weeks since he walked out of the Marriner Eccles building and into the sunset, Ben Bernanke is writing his memoirs. AP reports: "Ben Bernanke, who stepped down last month after eight years as chairman of the Federal Reserve, is planning a memoir. Bernanke told The Associated Press on Monday that he will focus not just on the defining moment of his time at the Fed, the 2008 financial crisis, but on the "Great Recession" that followed. "I want people to understand what we knew, when we knew it, how we made decisions and how we dealt with the enormous economic uncertainty," said Bernanke, who expects to begin meeting with publishers within the next several weeks. Bernanke, 60, says he will cover his entire career at the Fed, starting in 2002, when he joined the Board of Governors."

So our question to you, dear readers, is what should the title of Bernanke's book be? Twitter already has some suggestions as can be seen below:

 

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Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:07 | 4475827 Obchelli
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Dollars from the ASS

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:09 | 4475849 AlaricBalth
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A Tale of Two Economys

It was the best of times for the plutocracy. It was the worst of times for everyone else.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:12 | 4475877 Divided States ...
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Stock Market Manipulation for Dummies

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:14 | 4475890 zerozulu
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How to make money.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:20 | 4475918 Divided States ...
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A pop-up book for ages 12 and under so the future generations can understand easier via big nice pictures how they were fucked in the ass by da bernank.

Title: Robin Hood, Prints of Fiats: How I took from the poor and gave to the rich

with pop-ups of j-bitch Yellen, Larry Fuckin Fink, Alan Greedspan, Warren Buffoon and Timmay.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:23 | 4475960 EscapeKey
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Double or nothing.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:24 | 4475966 krispkritter
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The Pride of Bernankenstein  

Much Ado About Printing

The Printing of The Screw

The Prints and the Paper

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:27 | 4475994 SMG
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Confessions of an Oligarch puppet: how I did my part to destroy the world so my masters could rule it.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:28 | 4476010 sodbuster
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"The Bernanke Bubble"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:29 | 4476014 fuu
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"I Made it Rain"

"How I Learned to Stop Quivering and Love the Beard"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:35 | 4476031 jbvtme
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slave trading, drugs, prostitution, gambling, child trafficking, printing money: we do god's work and the devil's

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:37 | 4476081 saveandsound
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"All in!"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:37 | 4476086 Gief Gold Plox
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"You didn't write that"

Oh, wait...

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:40 | 4476119 Bananamerican
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"On Bullshit"

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:41 | 4476127 fonzannoon
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"Charles Shumer's day off"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:43 | 4476142 notbot
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"Rehypothecate This"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:46 | 4476175 linniepar
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"Fuck you Bernanke: A ZH Memoir."

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:47 | 4476179 Titus
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"Shalom!"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:58 | 4476259 Mad Mohel
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Ben Bernanke's 101 Home Beard Grooming Tips

Memoirs of a TBTF Geisha

Fuck Me?! Fuck You!  The Ben Bernanke Story

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:55 | 4476609 gmrpeabody
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The adventures of Bernacchio...

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:49 | 4476876 FEDbuster
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"The Autobiography of a Bankster Bitch" 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 16:02 | 4476929 PRO.223
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"Tryin' to Save My Reputation" by Bennie B.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 17:55 | 4477444 Soul Glow
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WAR IS A GLOBAL ECONOMIC PHENOMENON

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 20:16 | 4478109 philipat
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The life of BS so far"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 20:40 | 4478197 mjcOH1
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"Eat it And Smile : How to Multiply the Money Supply Yet Keep Them Debating the Outcome"

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 02:41 | 4479197 Bottom Line
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"The Audacity of MOPE"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:00 | 4476260 clooney_art
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"Art of creating money rain while flying a chopper in the nude"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:06 | 4476320 TeamDepends
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Squatting on the Union

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:17 | 4476386 J S Bach
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Judging by his posture... how about "Torah! Torah! Torah!"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:37 | 4476509 Scarlett
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Money for nothing and your chicks for free

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:39 | 4476817 Pegasus Muse
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Economic Excrement: How a Dipshit Despoils his Depends™

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 18:05 | 4477507 graneros
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Off the top of my head I'll say title it:

Fuck you I've got mine

          or

Let them eat shit, er cake, er wat dat bitch say

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:43 | 4476149 Bananamerican
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"Barbarous Relic": My Life as a Central Banker

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:50 | 4476206 FuzzyDunlop21
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Close. "Barbaric Relic at the Gate"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:35 | 4476497 bolen
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Print Server Protocol: Setup Guide for Global Printing

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:57 | 4476618 disgustipated
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Ctrl+P

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:03 | 4476658 bonderøven-farm ass
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The book was written in 1913.  What could Bennie possibly contribute to it?

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:14 | 4476722 sodbuster
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"Dude! Where's My Bailout?"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:20 | 4476753 Hard1
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How to print an economy to prosperity and run before the idiots realize it's a trap

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 16:47 | 4477128 waterhorse
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"The Creature From Jekyll Islands Spawns Bernanke"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:54 | 4476196 TruthInSunshine
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'Engineering Reflation of Asset Bubbles As a Palliative Treatment For A Terminally Ill & Structurally Collapsing Real Economy That I Helped to Further Break - Rome Wasn't Destroyed In A Day or Even a Decade; By Dr. Ben Shalom B52 Diocletian Bernanke, PhD'

-or-

'The Tribal Loyalties Of A Lieutenant of The Money Masters; Setting Up The Next Great Fractional Fiat Induced Bubble Bath Massacre - by Ben BOHICA Bernanke'

-or-

'The Greatest Heist In History & Letting The Debt Serf Bodies Hit the Floor; My Time As Chief Transfuser of What Remained of America's Middle Class Assets to My Criminal Bank Masters. By Ben 'Bubbles & Banana Republic' Bernanke, PhD. Shabot Slalom Press.'

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:55 | 4476241 BoNeSxxx
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A little long for the cover there TIS...

I was thinking "Green Shoots and SPAM'

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:00 | 4476633 bonderøven-farm ass
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'The little helocopter that could'

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:19 | 4476747 angel_of_joy
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'The Unicorn Who Just Kept Giving'.

Or maybe '... Shitting' ?

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 16:07 | 4476957 TheGardener
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When Money Dies 2.0

From Havensteins dilemma to a free world of Havenots

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:31 | 4476032 fonzannoon
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"The Expendables" QE and the middle class

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:39 | 4476107 Pseudonymous
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This was already suggested:

Dr. Bernanke or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Printer

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:57 | 4476608 Cacete de Ouro
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How to Bulletproof your Retirement Fund with Tungsten

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:29 | 4476012 Hooter Shaker
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The Sheep Love The Shaft

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:31 | 4476025 jbvtme
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moved

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:29 | 4476019 johnQpublic
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Fiatnado

 

To the moon and beyond

 

Bernanke does Amerika

 

I only print to know I'm alive

 

Why I am richer than you are

 

Fuck everyone

 

Revelations

 

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:32 | 4476040 666
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My life as a Dipshit.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:15 | 4476725 bdub2
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Bubble or Nothing

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:23 | 4475962 Harlequin001
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Ctrl+P

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:38 | 4476094 Chaos_Theory
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As great as so many suggestions are, your's most succinctly fits the bill.  I was thinking of "Killing them Softly" as a sub-title, and the cover art being hundreds of American children.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:10 | 4476307 TahoeBilly2012
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"You Didn't Build That, I Printed It!" or "Zionist Primacy: Legalized Global Theft and The Subtleties of Deception"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 16:48 | 4477134 waterhorse
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"Diary of A Bankster's Bitch:  Bendover Ben Tells All"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 17:25 | 4477303 SILVERGEDDON
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I Came, I Saw, I Printed, I Retired, I R Smart.

I gots free money.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 17:31 | 4477330 SILVERGEDDON
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" When the music stopped, I already had my chair "

OR -

" Why She'es Yellin. "

By Ben " Flew The Coop " Bernanke 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:40 | 4476117 DavrosoftheDaleks
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Real Dollar$ don't die because they eventually mulitply

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:49 | 4476201 Housewife
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So our question to you

The Tylers just referred to themselves in the plural. Is this an admission?

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:07 | 4476268 BoNeSxxx
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Nothing new there... always been more than one 'Tyler' and most of them (if not all) are not of the original '09/10 bunch.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:12 | 4476362 Housewife
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So how do I know which one I have a crush on?

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:28 | 4475993 fockewulf190
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Now I Am Become Fed: The Destroyer of Worlds

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:33 | 4476050 johnQpublic
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And i heheld a pale horse, and its rider was Bernanke, and hell followed with him

 

quote from bible circa 2114

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:08 | 4476331 akak
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"Bonfire of the Keynesian Vanities"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:20 | 4475934 NoDebt
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"How To Succeed In Central Banking Without Really Trying"

A story about how at the Federal Reserve I used the same trick over and over, nobody seemed to care and I got out of the chairmanship in the nick of time before the next collapse.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:23 | 4475964 fonzannoon
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You guys cut the serious shit out right now.

"POMO Sugar on me"

hysterical....there are some good ones up there.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:36 | 4476076 fockewulf190
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"Don´t Audit Me Bro!  How I Avoided Ron Paul and Lived To Tell About It"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:05 | 4476667 Martial
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Ben-Hur, Done That: The History of Fiat Money

American Hustle

Despicable  Me

(No) Escape Plan

 

 

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 17:35 | 4477347 SILVERGEDDON
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How We fucked Everyone Over.

Or,

Rammit, Rammit, Rammit up their poop chutes.

Frank Zappa called it like it was. 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:12 | 4475879 WayBehind
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Printing for Dummies

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:14 | 4475882 nope-1004
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Gold:  4,000 years as money, but I dunno.


Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:31 | 4476477 slyhill
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Uncle Ben's Canon

The Liar, the Glitch and the Ricoh

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 17:22 | 4477289 SILVERGEDDON
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" I fucked the world, and I won ! "

Living the retirmement life in an undisclosed location. 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:11 | 4475851 TahoeBilly2012
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Doing My Part: Fiat Currency and The New World Order

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:14 | 4475897 BennyBoy
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My life as Santa Claus.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:31 | 4476038 chdwlch1
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"The Secret to My Success" and it should come in 13 monstrous volumes, each with a single helicopter embossed on the front cover.  Each and every page of the series to be constructed of freshly printed $100 bills. 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:10 | 4475855 alphamentalist
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Chapter 7: Yellen: The Importance of an Understudy Bagholder

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:25 | 4475985 alphamentalist
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has "the audacity of hope" been taken?

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:11 | 4475875 onewayticket2
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Gone with the Wind

 

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:34 | 4476060 Golden1182
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The Douche of Wall Street....

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:44 | 4476160 agent default
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"Dollars I have printed": An artistic endeavor.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:47 | 4476178 Harry Quant
Harry Quant's picture

"How to Print Like a BOSS"

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr8k2tSEgtg

 

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:54 | 4476222 VD
VD's picture

QE TO INFINITY OR BUST

or simply

 

QE (TO INFINITY) OR DIE TRYING

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:06 | 4476269 SilverRhino
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To Serve Man & Tribe:  Cooking the Books

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:42 | 4476543 ZeroHour
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"To Serve Man"

 

But it's really a cookbook.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:08 | 4476332 BlueStreet
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MOAR

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:14 | 4476381 SAT 800
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":My un-realistic day dreams, and the horrible trouble they caused"; but I admit that's not very likely.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:44 | 4476859 Solon the Destroyer
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As God Is My Witness... I Thought Turkeys Could Fly.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 16:01 | 4476926 Solon the Destroyer
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Citizen Keynes

The Sting

Snatch

For a Few Dollars More

Raging Bull

Ben's Labyrinth

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Printers.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 18:12 | 4477534 Flatchestynerdette
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A Fist Full of Bernankes

 

I do like your Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Printers.

Clever.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 20:58 | 4478276 Umh
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Turkeys can fly. They land like a brick, but they do fly.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 16:04 | 4476939 AGuy
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Title:

"Dr Bernanke: How I learned to stop worrying about the economy and love the printing press" (aka Dr Strangelove reference)

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 16:10 | 4476966 LongSilverJohn
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Ben Over and Grease Up

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 18:10 | 4477524 Flatchestynerdette
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How to Make Fruitcake in 17 trillion directions

 

 

(nobody likes fruitcake, its held together by a matrix that can last for years, it can be used as a doorstop instead of a fruitcake.....get the idea? It can have multiple chapters for Bernanke to use to explain how the fruitcake got added into).

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 18:55 | 4477761 Goldenballs
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I never new WTF was going on and still don,t.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:08 | 4475830 brewing
brewing's picture

The 7 Ways To Fuck The World Over

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:10 | 4475866 Winston Churchill
Winston Churchill's picture

Dreams from our Owners.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:18 | 4475930 Taffy Lewis
Taffy Lewis's picture

Hitler Was An Amateur

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:08 | 4475832 Martin Silenus
Martin Silenus's picture

Something Wicked This Way Comes....aw shit, already used.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:08 | 4475834 Deathrips
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Central Bankers - Dicks with Balls

 

Maybe?

 

RIPS

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:09 | 4475836 sangell
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I Had A Dream

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:47 | 4476177 Er Wang Dong
Er Wang Dong's picture

I Had a Scheme

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:09 | 4475837 Dull Which
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He should release it only as an e-book to save on paper and ink

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:09 | 4475838 real
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HA HA

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:09 | 4475839 ejmoosa
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Clueless

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:09 | 4475841 fonzannoon
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"Get to the chopper!"

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:23 | 4475959 CynicLaureate
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I knew someone would type this before me.  Plus one.

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:45 | 4476564 ZeroHour
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Would that refer to a helicopter or the machine that you feed small branches and sticks (people) in to chop them up and spit them out?

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:09 | 4475842 Took Red Pill
Took Red Pill's picture

"How to create a trillion dollars out of thin air"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:13 | 4475845 Cognitive Dissonance
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"My Pet Printer"

 

"(Fiat) Credit Equals Gold #1"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:49 | 4476198 Grande Tetons
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The Call of the Printer.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:09 | 4475848 Sandmann
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Death of a Nation

Spend To Oblivion

Debased Dollars and the Hereafter

Debt Servitude and the American Way of Life

Repossessed Republic

The Broken Dream

Greenspan Unlimited

 

 

 

 

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:10 | 4475852 tmosley
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"Dude, Where's My Gold?"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:10 | 4475853 SillySalesmanQu...
SillySalesmanQuestion's picture

How I Killed the 99%...And Got Away With It.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:21 | 4475854 Infinite QE
Infinite QE's picture

I F*cked The Goyem, And Good

 

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:11 | 4475857 Grande Tetons
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I have ink on my penis and blood on my hands. 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:48 | 4476193 FuzzyDunlop21
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I had to leave work for lunch early because I read this and started crying with laughter

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:10 | 4475858 fonzannoon
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Someone wrote "throw retiree's from the train". Holy shit that was funny.

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:26 | 4475860 gamera9
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Catch 4 Trillion

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:10 | 4475861 Mentaliusanything
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Fiat is not just a bad car

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:17 | 4476391 SAT 800
SAT 800's picture

You got that right; apparently it means a "shitty, difunctional thing" in Italian.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:12 | 4475862 Theta_Burn
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At least he didn't wait 20yrs like Greenspan

On a side note, who fucking cares, and more importantly, whos buying it?

 

The title? TAKE MY ADVICE....

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:10 | 4475863 ZH Snob
ZH Snob's picture

How I Got My Portrait On The Billion Dollar Bill

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:10 | 4475864 seek
seek's picture

"How I killed the world"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:11 | 4475865 A Lunatic
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'Why Your Ass Hurts, A Lack of Inflation, And Life's Other Mysteries'..........

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:10 | 4475867 Shizzmoney
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Oops, Honey, I Expanded Our Balance Sheet!

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:10 | 4475868 WillyGroper
WillyGroper's picture

"How To Get Your Lies On The Clearance Table"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:11 | 4475869 Cow
Cow's picture

Irrational Exuberance about my Abilities

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:18 | 4476395 SAT 800
SAT 800's picture

Devastingly accurate; it has about as much chance as my suggestion.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:11 | 4475870 Hal n back
Hal n back's picture

QE for Dummies

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:11 | 4475871 alien-IQ
alien-IQ's picture

Bernankruptcy

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:11 | 4475872 Kaiser Sousa
Kaiser Sousa's picture

"8 YEARS A MOTHER FUCKING SOCIOPATH COCKSUCKING MONEYCHANGER BITCH MADE PEICE OF WEALTHY ELITE SERVING BITCH"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:11 | 4475873 Cow
Cow's picture

I'll Get it Right Sooner or Later

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:11 | 4475874 Byte Me
Byte Me's picture

The American Empire: My Part in It's Downfall

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:13 | 4475888 Colonel Klink
Colonel Klink's picture

My guess is, he'll print the book himself.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:13 | 4475889 kylosabe
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If you believe this story, you're dumber than we thought.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:14 | 4475891 kill switch
kill switch's picture

How ponzi schemes work

Sub: In the new normal

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:14 | 4475892 praps
praps's picture

Zen and the art of printing

The Joy of Printing

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:14 | 4475896 lasvegaspersona
lasvegaspersona's picture

A Dynamite Fisherman's Guide to Giving Away Fish

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:14 | 4475899 firstdivision
firstdivision's picture

"FUck You!  That's why"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:14 | 4475900 Last of the Mid...
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I want people to understand what we knew, when we knew it, how we made decisions and how we dealt with the enormous economic uncertainty," That's a fricking CYA statement if there ever was one. How about i'm going to rewrite history so when the barbarians show up at the front gate in whatever form, from subpoenas to AR's I'm innocent. BWWWWWAAAAAAAAA yeah right!

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:14 | 4475901 Sizzurp
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Paper Traditions 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:15 | 4475904 stant
stant's picture

50 shades of hay[out the ass]

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 14:50 | 4475907 syntaxterror
syntaxterror's picture

Bubbles for Dummies
Bank Bonuses: Foundation of an Economy
How to Monetize Debt then Lie About It
 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:15 | 4475909 fauxhammer
fauxhammer's picture

"Cold Steel Bars in Front and a Warm Cell Mate Behind"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:16 | 4475913 NDXTrader
NDXTrader's picture

Ben Bernanke "Not Worth The Paper This Is Printed On" or "Shalom: The Life And Times of a Money Changer"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:16 | 4475919 lasvegaspersona
lasvegaspersona's picture

The Wreck of the Marriner Eccles

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:17 | 4475920 TheFourthStooge-ing
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"They Actually Believed Me!"

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