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Bernanke Is Writing A Book: What Should It Be Titled?
That didn't take long: merely weeks since he walked out of the Marriner Eccles building and into the sunset, Ben Bernanke is writing his memoirs. AP reports: "Ben Bernanke, who stepped down last month after eight years as chairman of the Federal Reserve, is planning a memoir. Bernanke told The Associated Press on Monday that he will focus not just on the defining moment of his time at the Fed, the 2008 financial crisis, but on the "Great Recession" that followed. "I want people to understand what we knew, when we knew it, how we made decisions and how we dealt with the enormous economic uncertainty," said Bernanke, who expects to begin meeting with publishers within the next several weeks. Bernanke, 60, says he will cover his entire career at the Fed, starting in 2002, when he joined the Board of Governors."
So our question to you, dear readers, is what should the title of Bernanke's book be? Twitter already has some suggestions as can be seen below:
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Dollars from the ASS
A Tale of Two Economys
It was the best of times for the plutocracy. It was the worst of times for everyone else.
Stock Market Manipulation for Dummies
How to make money.
A pop-up book for ages 12 and under so the future generations can understand easier via big nice pictures how they were fucked in the ass by da bernank.
Title: Robin Hood, Prints of Fiats: How I took from the poor and gave to the rich
with pop-ups of j-bitch Yellen, Larry Fuckin Fink, Alan Greedspan, Warren Buffoon and Timmay.
Double or nothing.
The Pride of Bernankenstein
Much Ado About Printing
The Printing of The Screw
The Prints and the Paper
Confessions of an Oligarch puppet: how I did my part to destroy the world so my masters could rule it.
"The Bernanke Bubble"
"I Made it Rain"
"How I Learned to Stop Quivering and Love the Beard"
slave trading, drugs, prostitution, gambling, child trafficking, printing money: we do god's work and the devil's
"All in!"
"You didn't write that"
Oh, wait...
"On Bullshit"
"Charles Shumer's day off"
"Rehypothecate This"
"Fuck you Bernanke: A ZH Memoir."
"Shalom!"
Ben Bernanke's 101 Home Beard Grooming Tips
Memoirs of a TBTF Geisha
Fuck Me?! Fuck You! The Ben Bernanke Story
The adventures of Bernacchio...
"The Autobiography of a Bankster Bitch"
"Tryin' to Save My Reputation" by Bennie B.
WAR IS A GLOBAL ECONOMIC PHENOMENON
The life of BS so far"
"Eat it And Smile : How to Multiply the Money Supply Yet Keep Them Debating the Outcome"
"The Audacity of MOPE"
"Art of creating money rain while flying a chopper in the nude"
Squatting on the Union
Judging by his posture... how about "Torah! Torah! Torah!"
Money for nothing and your chicks for free
Economic Excrement: How a Dipshit Despoils his Depends™
Off the top of my head I'll say title it:
Fuck you I've got mine
or
Let them eat shit, er cake, er wat dat bitch say
"Barbarous Relic": My Life as a Central Banker
Close. "Barbaric Relic at the Gate"
Print Server Protocol: Setup Guide for Global Printing
Ctrl+P
The book was written in 1913. What could Bennie possibly contribute to it?
"Dude! Where's My Bailout?"
How to print an economy to prosperity and run before the idiots realize it's a trap
"The Creature From Jekyll Islands Spawns Bernanke"
'Engineering Reflation of Asset Bubbles As a Palliative Treatment For A Terminally Ill & Structurally Collapsing Real Economy That I Helped to Further Break - Rome Wasn't Destroyed In A Day or Even a Decade; By Dr. Ben Shalom B52 Diocletian Bernanke, PhD'
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'The Tribal Loyalties Of A Lieutenant of The Money Masters; Setting Up The Next Great Fractional Fiat Induced Bubble Bath Massacre - by Ben BOHICA Bernanke'
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'The Greatest Heist In History & Letting The Debt Serf Bodies Hit the Floor; My Time As Chief Transfuser of What Remained of America's Middle Class Assets to My Criminal Bank Masters. By Ben 'Bubbles & Banana Republic' Bernanke, PhD. Shabot Slalom Press.'
A little long for the cover there TIS...
I was thinking "Green Shoots and SPAM'
'The little helocopter that could'
'The Unicorn Who Just Kept Giving'.
Or maybe '... Shitting' ?
When Money Dies 2.0
From Havensteins dilemma to a free world of Havenots
"The Expendables" QE and the middle class
This was already suggested:
How to Bulletproof your Retirement Fund with Tungsten
The Sheep Love The Shaft
moved
Fiatnado
To the moon and beyond
Bernanke does Amerika
I only print to know I'm alive
Why I am richer than you are
Fuck everyone
Revelations
My life as a Dipshit.
Bubble or Nothing
Ctrl+P
As great as so many suggestions are, your's most succinctly fits the bill. I was thinking of "Killing them Softly" as a sub-title, and the cover art being hundreds of American children.
"You Didn't Build That, I Printed It!" or "Zionist Primacy: Legalized Global Theft and The Subtleties of Deception"
"Diary of A Bankster's Bitch: Bendover Ben Tells All"
I Came, I Saw, I Printed, I Retired, I R Smart.
I gots free money.
" When the music stopped, I already had my chair "
OR -
" Why She'es Yellin. "
By Ben " Flew The Coop " Bernanke
Real Dollar$ don't die because they eventually mulitply
The Tylers just referred to themselves in the plural. Is this an admission?
Nothing new there... always been more than one 'Tyler' and most of them (if not all) are not of the original '09/10 bunch.
So how do I know which one I have a crush on?
Now I Am Become Fed: The Destroyer of Worlds
And i heheld a pale horse, and its rider was Bernanke, and hell followed with him
quote from bible circa 2114
"Bonfire of the Keynesian Vanities"
"How To Succeed In Central Banking Without Really Trying"
A story about how at the Federal Reserve I used the same trick over and over, nobody seemed to care and I got out of the chairmanship in the nick of time before the next collapse.
You guys cut the serious shit out right now.
"POMO Sugar on me"
hysterical....there are some good ones up there.
"Don´t Audit Me Bro! How I Avoided Ron Paul and Lived To Tell About It"
Ben-Hur, Done That: The History of Fiat Money
American Hustle
Despicable Me
(No) Escape Plan
How We fucked Everyone Over.
Or,
Rammit, Rammit, Rammit up their poop chutes.
Frank Zappa called it like it was.
Printing for Dummies
Gold: 4,000 years as money, but I dunno.
Uncle Ben's Canon
The Liar, the Glitch and the Ricoh
" I fucked the world, and I won ! "
Living the retirmement life in an undisclosed location.
Doing My Part: Fiat Currency and The New World Order
My life as Santa Claus.
"The Secret to My Success" and it should come in 13 monstrous volumes, each with a single helicopter embossed on the front cover. Each and every page of the series to be constructed of freshly printed $100 bills.
Chapter 7: Yellen: The Importance of an Understudy Bagholder
has "the audacity of hope" been taken?
Gone with the Wind
The Douche of Wall Street....
"Dollars I have printed": An artistic endeavor.
"How to Print Like a BOSS"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr8k2tSEgtg
QE TO INFINITY OR BUST
or simply
QE (TO INFINITY) OR DIE TRYING
To Serve Man & Tribe: Cooking the Books
"To Serve Man"
But it's really a cookbook.
MOAR
":My un-realistic day dreams, and the horrible trouble they caused"; but I admit that's not very likely.
As God Is My Witness... I Thought Turkeys Could Fly.
Citizen Keynes
The Sting
Snatch
For a Few Dollars More
Raging Bull
Ben's Labyrinth
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Printers.
A Fist Full of Bernankes
I do like your Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Printers.
Clever.
Turkeys can fly. They land like a brick, but they do fly.
Title:
"Dr Bernanke: How I learned to stop worrying about the economy and love the printing press" (aka Dr Strangelove reference)
Ben Over and Grease Up
How to Make Fruitcake in 17 trillion directions
(nobody likes fruitcake, its held together by a matrix that can last for years, it can be used as a doorstop instead of a fruitcake.....get the idea? It can have multiple chapters for Bernanke to use to explain how the fruitcake got added into).
I never new WTF was going on and still don,t.
The 7 Ways To Fuck The World Over
Dreams from our Owners.
Hitler Was An Amateur
Something Wicked This Way Comes....aw shit, already used.
Central Bankers - Dicks with Balls
Maybe?
RIPS
I Had A Dream
I Had a Scheme
He should release it only as an e-book to save on paper and ink
HA HA
Clueless
"Get to the chopper!"
I knew someone would type this before me. Plus one.
Would that refer to a helicopter or the machine that you feed small branches and sticks (people) in to chop them up and spit them out?
"How to create a trillion dollars out of thin air"
"My Pet Printer"
"(Fiat) Credit Equals Gold #1"
The Call of the Printer.
Death of a Nation
Spend To Oblivion
Debased Dollars and the Hereafter
Debt Servitude and the American Way of Life
Repossessed Republic
The Broken Dream
Greenspan Unlimited
"Dude, Where's My Gold?"
How I Killed the 99%...And Got Away With It.
I F*cked The Goyem, And Good
I have ink on my penis and blood on my hands.
I had to leave work for lunch early because I read this and started crying with laughter
Someone wrote "throw retiree's from the train". Holy shit that was funny.
Catch 4 Trillion
Fiat is not just a bad car
You got that right; apparently it means a "shitty, difunctional thing" in Italian.
At least he didn't wait 20yrs like Greenspan
On a side note, who fucking cares, and more importantly, whos buying it?
The title? TAKE MY ADVICE....
How I Got My Portrait On The Billion Dollar Bill
"How I killed the world"
'Why Your Ass Hurts, A Lack of Inflation, And Life's Other Mysteries'..........
Oops, Honey, I Expanded Our Balance Sheet!
"How To Get Your Lies On The Clearance Table"
Irrational Exuberance about my Abilities
Devastingly accurate; it has about as much chance as my suggestion.
QE for Dummies
Bernankruptcy
"8 YEARS A MOTHER FUCKING SOCIOPATH COCKSUCKING MONEYCHANGER BITCH MADE PEICE OF WEALTHY ELITE SERVING BITCH"
I'll Get it Right Sooner or Later
The American Empire: My Part in It's Downfall
My guess is, he'll print the book himself.
If you believe this story, you're dumber than we thought.
How ponzi schemes work
Sub: In the new normal
Zen and the art of printing
The Joy of Printing
A Dynamite Fisherman's Guide to Giving Away Fish
"FUck You! That's why"
I want people to understand what we knew, when we knew it, how we made decisions and how we dealt with the enormous economic uncertainty," That's a fricking CYA statement if there ever was one. How about i'm going to rewrite history so when the barbarians show up at the front gate in whatever form, from subpoenas to AR's I'm innocent. BWWWWWAAAAAAAAA yeah right!
Paper Traditions
50 shades of hay[out the ass]
Bubbles for Dummies
Bank Bonuses: Foundation of an Economy
How to Monetize Debt then Lie About It
"Cold Steel Bars in Front and a Warm Cell Mate Behind"
Ben Bernanke "Not Worth The Paper This Is Printed On" or "Shalom: The Life And Times of a Money Changer"
The Wreck of the Marriner Eccles
"They Actually Believed Me!"