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Caption Contest: Bitcoinless

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Take an exchange named for "Magic: The Gathering", add some "currency" which in its most tangible form is an electron fluctuating between 0 and 1, and you get this...

 

 


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Tue, 02/25/2014 - 18:27 | Link to Comment DoChenRollingBearing
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DoChen is down a virtual $900 or so on BTC education.  Expensive!

But maybe buying BTC should be like gold: BTFD!  (?)

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 18:27 | Link to Comment Dear Infinity
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It's rebounding nicely. Silver looking mighty fine though.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 18:29 | Link to Comment Atlas_shrugging
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Two identical guys have the same sign only with Ft. Knox at the top

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 18:31 | Link to Comment fonestar
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YES!!!!!

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 18:33 | Link to Comment DaddyO
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So how long before we start reading headlines about BTC traders having runs-ins with nailguns?

DaddyO

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 18:34 | Link to Comment fonestar
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They're going to need alot of nails to hold down an entire planet.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 18:36 | Link to Comment DaddyO
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I don't know, that ground comes up pretty fast when you're in free fall.

DaddyO

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 18:39 | Link to Comment fonestar
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The ground is coming up hard and fast for the world's central banks.  On 9/11 most people didn't know or care who the Fed is.  Thirteen years later and a generation across the globe knows banks are the enemy of humanity.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 18:43 | Link to Comment krispkritter
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Hey you 'Gox Suckers'!

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 18:50 | Link to Comment SilverIsKing
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"Magic: Watch it disappear."

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:19 | Link to Comment flacon
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CAN SOMEBODY TAKE A PHOTO OF A "BIT COIN" AND POST IT PLEASE!!!!! I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE, LET ALONE HELD ONE! 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:25 | Link to Comment fonestar
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I'M DUMB I ONLY TRUST THINGS I CAN HOLD IN MUH HANDS DURR!!!

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:28 | Link to Comment nmewn
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What, like an i-phone or the digits that stream across its screen?

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:33 | Link to Comment fonestar
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...or oxygen, hydrogen, ozone, carbon....

THEY COULD DISAPPEAR ANY MOMENT!!  KILL YOURSELVES NOW!!!

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:38 | Link to Comment jbvtme
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if there are bitcoins missing, why does it not make the rest more valuable?

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:40 | Link to Comment fonestar
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It does and it has.  Many of the 12 million Bitcoins mined are already lost forever.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:49 | Link to Comment jbvtme
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but the price dropped when mt gox went tits up

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:52 | Link to Comment fonestar
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Well do you want to see immediate price reactions?  Just have patience.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:59 | Link to Comment snr-moment
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Did the printing shop for the signs take bitcoin?

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 20:06 | Link to Comment fonestar
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Does it matter right now fuckhead?

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 20:24 | Link to Comment Scarlett
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what happens when the global btc community has 12m members and they all want one btc?

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 21:38 | Link to Comment TheHound73
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uh, price goes up?  What happens when the global gold community wants 1 kg each?

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 23:07 | Link to Comment Scarlett
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correct AND correct again!

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 06:30 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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Roger Roger....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5QwKEwo4Bc

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 21:00 | Link to Comment jcaz
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Then you have 12M dupes standing on corners with cups in their hands...

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 23:02 | Link to Comment snr-moment
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They trade them back and forth amongst themselves, hoping like crazy to recruit more members

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 23:09 | Link to Comment Scarlett
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who needs to recruit when cyprus, hyperinflation, "one-time" taxes, and currency controls are here?

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 23:15 | Link to Comment snr-moment
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difference in outcome being.......

and how does that affect my physical?

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 23:18 | Link to Comment TheHound73
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Are you recruiting gold buyers?  Sell me on the idea, I'm conflicted and can't decide to take the plunge...

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 23:24 | Link to Comment snr-moment
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screw that. I'd prefer you sell.  I told fone I'd buy at $5

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 00:12 | Link to Comment TheHound73
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Haha, yeah.  I'm stacking both and wish both were cheaper.  And I'm with Scarlett, BTC pretty much sells itself.  There's no real race or deadlines, it can take its own sweet time to find market saturation for all I care.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 00:30 | Link to Comment Mad Mohel
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Any currency that would make those two fuckin nerd bums millionaires overnight desrves to be blowtorched 5 times over. Somebody needs to shove those fuckin google goggles down the throat of fonestar's boyfriend.

Here's to all the rest of the ratholes going the way of the Gox. Cheers.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 00:36 | Link to Comment fonestar
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Bitcoin and the cryptocurrencies are here to stay fuckhead.  And do you think young people are going to sit around waiting weeks for your gold bars to show up moron?  People want to be paid immediately.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 03:17 | Link to Comment TheHound73
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I started a puppy fund for you. Looks like nobody's donated yet :(

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 20:25 | Link to Comment mjcOH1
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"Caption Contest: Bitcoinless"

I went to the interwebs, and all I got was fucked by some guy selling crypto hashes for $500.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 20:27 | Link to Comment superflex
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If you like your bitcoins, we'll keep your bitcoins.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 20:32 | Link to Comment XenoFrog
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For some reason, saying, "I told you so" never feels as good as it would have felt if 200million in 'investments' wasn't just stolen.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 22:13 | Link to Comment Mine Is Bigger
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The end of Mt. Gox is not the end of Bitcoin.  

I feel sorry for people who (may) have lost money, but keeping a lot of bitcoins at Mt. Gox was reckless.  It's like keeping millions of dollars at JPM, Citibank or any of those insolvent banks.  Just keeping small amounts for paying bills and stuff makes sense, but why expose your money to unncessary risks?  It's same with Mt. Gox.  It was an exchange.  Why keep bitoins there once your trade was done?

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 22:18 | Link to Comment XenoFrog
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It's the end of bitcoin for all the people who weren't fast enough to get to MtGox's exit in time. I know no bitcoiner will admit to being one of those people who lost money, but a lot of people just got completely fucked. For you bitcoin pushers to ignore that fact in your continual pushing of this scam reveals a lot concerning your greed and lack of empathy.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 23:01 | Link to Comment Mine Is Bigger
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No.  One exchange failing does not make the end of an entire system.

I feel as much sympathy toward people who have lost their money in the Mt. Gox debacle as toward people who lost moeny in the stock market plunge after the Lehman Brothers collapse.  The way I see it, whether if it's bitcoins or stocks, "investing" your money always involves risks.  Losing money due to the Mt. Gox debacle does not make it more tragic.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 23:28 | Link to Comment TheHound73
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I have $3k = 11BTC on Mt.Gox.  This was the max. I was willing to entrust to them at any one time.  Who knows, some of it may be recovered during liquidation.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 00:08 | Link to Comment Mine Is Bigger
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I really hope so.  

Admittedly, I only had less than 0.5 btc on Mt. Gox.  But I thought I had lost all my bitcoins when Tradehill went down in 2011?/2012?.  I learned from the mistake.  And I have since recovered more than 5,000% on what I put into Tradehil.  Bitcoin may still go to zero, but like I wrote above, it's a risk like anything else.  Being too afraid makes you live small.  And I think that's one of the worst ways to appreciate the gift of life.  But I guess it's just me.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 00:42 | Link to Comment TheHound73
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Actually, people are buying BTC on Mt.Gox: http://bitcoinbuilder.com/    1 BTC on Mt.Gox currently trading for 0.13 BTC in the real world.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 01:15 | Link to Comment Mine Is Bigger
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Hi.  Thanks for the info.  I guess this could be the case of when the blood is running in the streets.  We'll see soon enough, I think.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 22:54 | Link to Comment snr-moment
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Awww, did I hurt your feelings?

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 20:14 | Link to Comment tip e. canoe
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just like all the gold that's gone missing forever throughout the ages...until it magically shows up on an exchange at just the opportune time.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 22:16 | Link to Comment FEDbuster
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fonestar on the left

fonestar on the right

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 20:16 | Link to Comment tip e. canoe
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.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:41 | Link to Comment knukles
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Toldja...

If it's online it ain't yours, period.

http://www.wired.com/wiredenterprise/2014/02/bitcoins-mt-gox-implodes/

 

As per Wired, it was HACKED

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:54 | Link to Comment DaddyO
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Holy Ship to Shore, Fonestar...I thought this BTC was bulletproof?

Looks as if someone isgoing to be living the highlife and has a nice fat wad to boot.

DaddyO

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 20:34 | Link to Comment Scarlett
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People get their gold corzine-vaporized

People get their btc goxed 

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 22:57 | Link to Comment snr-moment
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Odd.  Jon was never in my canoe.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 03:31 | Link to Comment Rakshas
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kinda gets back to the point of if you can't polish it you don't own it...... paper burns...... bits get reset etc... etc

 

 

Now if you'll excuse me I've got to go polish something while looking at scarlett's avatar

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 20:41 | Link to Comment weburke
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probably insiders, and the report says 550 000 investors.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 21:38 | Link to Comment nmewn
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As per Wired, it was HACKED

Wait, where's all the high tek, nerdy ekonomisssst-brainiaks & iNkrIpTsHuN specialists that said it was un-hackable and impervious to being, ya knoe, leyek, schtolen?

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 02:40 | Link to Comment nomofiat
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they r not missing. They are now in the hands of criminals. something nobody in the bitcoin cult seems to care about. They are all to busy bashing gox.

I am an early bitcoin adopter but the very large chunk of bitcoin controlled by criminals is seriously putting me of the entire idea by now. 

The crazy bitcoin wealth concentration is another problem, the 0.1% look like socialists compared to the wealth concentration in bitcoin. 

Protoshares and vertcoin start looking more attractive by the day.

 

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 00:05 | Link to Comment A Nanny Moose
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None of those are money. False equivoation.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 06:08 | Link to Comment Gief Gold Plox
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Carbon?

You're an idiot.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:43 | Link to Comment weburke
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is phonestar a whinklygloss twin? I saw a report on how the price of bitcoin was moved up and the report said that the method is actually illegal. another source said that One of the bitcoin exchanges could be manipulated easily by the bitcoin top guys using just a few investors money if that exchange had limited members in that exchange. 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 20:12 | Link to Comment rabbitusvomitus
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If you can't see it, touch it or hold it, then IT doesn't exist except in the minds of the delusional and soon to be disenfranchised.  Kiss those ones and zeros buh bye!! Now, where was I...1 silver eagle, 2 silver eagles... I'm virtually glad I hold something physical. ..

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 20:47 | Link to Comment Agstacker
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Since folks with bitcoins at Mt. Gox may have lost it all, apparently only trusting things you can hold in your hands sounds pretty smart to me...

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 03:36 | Link to Comment Balanced Integer
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I have a real paper pocket-sized notebook that I use to keep a running document of the handles of posters who post the dumbest comments I've ever seen on ZH.

Of the past ten comments I have document, 8 belong to you.

I can hold that notebook in my hand. I trust it implicitly. Durr.

[Edit: This was posted in reply to fonestar. WTF happened?]

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 22:26 | Link to Comment Bunga Bunga
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I can hold a fart in my hand!

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 23:06 | Link to Comment snr-moment
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and IT at least has chemical energy

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 09:25 | Link to Comment dogbreath
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created by Sasquatchi

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 18:51 | Link to Comment NemoDeNovo
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+1,000,000,000,000

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 18:52 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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Whisper rumor that the dude in the shades is the one they call "Satoshi."

He's on the lam, bitches.

400 million USD...and POOF, it's gone.

p.s. That AppleCommodity laptop belonging to the unemployed guy on the right (who just popped some tags @ The Salvation Army) is pretty symbolic of The New Normal, there, too. Have it opened to FaceFuk, while he's tweeting an order for Doritos Locos Tacos delivery with his SNAP/EBT Card, and then show the guy's Mom's Tesla (leased with what would normally be the mortgage payment on her foreclosed home)'across the street...and CUT.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 20:38 | Link to Comment superflex
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Whisper rumor that the dude in the shades is the one they call "Satoshi."

...and the purse between his legs is filled with thumb drives.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 18:59 | Link to Comment Zerohedge fan
Tue, 02/25/2014 - 20:03 | Link to Comment Exponere Mendaces
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@fonestar

So here we are, with the other exchanges trading around 535 and change, essentially up 100 bucks from their lows. Amazing what happens when you let shitty exchanges FAIL eh? The two guys in the picture, well, I can't believe they trusted Gox after all of their problems since 2011, but there it is...

Hope you're doing well, I'm just watching the usual media frenzy over the whole thing - some are actually getting it right, which is surprising. Not many "bitcoin is dead" articles. Just a few pointing fingers and laughing, like Zerohedge, classy as they are.

Since the cancer has been excised from the trading "body", we're on track for recovering the price levels we left a while ago. I'm thinking mid-to-late March where it starts to swing back.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 21:32 | Link to Comment DaddyO
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Honestly, you bring up a great point of letting the bad banks, exchanges, etc., fail.

I have been advocating that to anyone that would listen since forever.

I guess Mt Gox wasn't TBTF...had JPM or GS held a sizeable stake, things may have been different.

JD and LB are sipping their cognac and chuckling up their sleeves.

DaddyO

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 21:36 | Link to Comment XenoFrog
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Posted by a user at bitcointalk on Feb 8th, after the nth bullshit 'technical' glitch at MtGOX:

"The only good thing about this situation is that now Mtgox is the most secure wallet in the world, in fact it is 100% impossible for an hacker to take your money from your gox wallet."

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 22:43 | Link to Comment TheHound73
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bitcointalk has 250k users, all of them worthy of being quoted by you.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 22:06 | Link to Comment Counterbalance
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@ Exponere Mendaces

I'm with you on the next leg up.

Any of us who have been watching Gox saw the writing on the wall. What I most notice is that the principal exchanges and developers moved swiftly to counter with high transparency and education - that is the beauty of the free-market. I added to my position around both sides of the low last night.

Max Keiser says $10K in two years; who knows -  but the blockchain is here to stay.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 21:25 | Link to Comment booboo
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so when the news that Fort Knox is empty hits the wire will the value of the gold in my hand go up or down?

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 22:40 | Link to Comment kchrisc
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Two Germans have the same sign, only with NY Fed. at the top.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 18:30 | Link to Comment AlaricBalth
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Now we know what fonestar looks like.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 18:51 | Link to Comment chemystical
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"Now we know what fonestar looks like."

Doubtful.  Fonestar would need to have blown his entire Btc wad paying for the cardboard and the Sharpie.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:01 | Link to Comment fonestar
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How many Bitcoins does fonestar own moron?

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:05 | Link to Comment johnQpublic
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none

fonestar owns no bitcoins

there are not a physical item you can own

he may have claim to some code, but actually owns nothing

which is the problem with bitcoin

aaaand, scene

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:08 | Link to Comment fonestar
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Then most of the developed world (comprised of many systems) "doesn't even exist".  That's how truly fucking stupid you people are.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:16 | Link to Comment johnQpublic
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thats actually true in some ways

lots of fake money out there doing lots of fake ass shit

you dont even own your home...you rent it from .gov

anything you cant carry in a sack isnt really yours

anything thats use can be limited isnt really yours

rentier society at its worst

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:20 | Link to Comment fonestar
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The world has been run on intangible systems for hundreds of years and will continue to be that way long after the dollar.  The fact that a blockhead layman never gets to work on these systems, doesn't understand them or never interacts with them does not change the facts.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:25 | Link to Comment johnQpublic
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and that is good because why?

this has allowed a systemic stripmining of the population

but it all depends on electricity these days

there isnt even a redundant paper trail

and that means there is a choke point on fonestars wealth

if you are denied internet or power, you lose

if you had a relative who had to flee a country as the world changed around them, you might change your tune just a bit

when you run, you run with what you can carry and nothing more

it happens all over the world all the time

and if you cant argue without the epithets , maybe you shouldnt argue at all

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:29 | Link to Comment johnQpublic
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actual question for youfoneystar

what exactly do you use your bitcoin for?

do you use them at all, or just hoard them?

no snarc

actual curiosity

still want to know

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:36 | Link to Comment nmewn
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"The world has been run on intangible systems for hundreds of years..."

Thats sorta the problem isn't it?

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:39 | Link to Comment fonestar
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It is a major problem if you like chewin' on straw waitin' on that wagon to come into town.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:40 | Link to Comment johnQpublic
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why wont you tell us what you use your bitcoins for, or if you just hoard them?

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 21:04 | Link to Comment nmewn
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Won't the horse be hungry after that long pull?

You gonna feed it an i-phone?...lol.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:39 | Link to Comment johnQpublic
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derivatives come to mind

amazing how something that doesnt exist has the ability to blow the damn world up

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:43 | Link to Comment fonestar
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If you want to compare the system of derivatives to the system of Bitcoin that's fine.  But you've already stated that systems do not exist and are inherently worthless.  So why bother?

 

"never argue with a drunk (or ZH moron)"

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:49 | Link to Comment DaddyO
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Why did you dodge johnQ's question?

DaddyO

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:52 | Link to Comment johnQpublic
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like comparing a republican to a democrat

or a shit sandwich to a turd sandwich

i dont want either one

frankly i would prefer stability of value for my monetary unit

but because of shitty systems i dont have that choice

i certainly dont want this level of volatility

at least gold and silver are less volatile, and i can physically have them in my possesion, but even they arent ideal

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 20:00 | Link to Comment johnQpublic
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wha if a government built an NSA sized bitfarm for a billion orr two tax payer dollars and made yo ones and zeros depreciate to their natural value of zero?

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 20:05 | Link to Comment johnQpublic
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furthermore, there is nowhere where i live now, or where i am moving to that takes bitcoin

there is nothing i want that i could buy with it

not food,gas,electric bill,pay my contractor, nothing just nothing

what do you personally do with it?

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 20:01 | Link to Comment DaddyO
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Precisely, gold and silver just function as a hedge for me, not an investment.

I have tried to disconnect as much as possible from this sh*tty system.

But when it is the most widely accepted game, you have no choice but to use it.

TPTB are starting to get pissy about disconnecting though, see this story for an example of what I mean.

DaddyO

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 20:10 | Link to Comment johnQpublic
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same here

its for disaster use, or to bribe the guards

if you could have heard my grandmother tell the stories of what true flight and fear are about....chilling

first from spain to southern france, across the mountains to italy before finding safety in switzerland....years of flight from different groups  of fascists and war and insanity

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 21:08 | Link to Comment jcaz
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....And yet, here you are yet again, for the 12,000 time to defend your Precious....

Dude- we're not laughing at BitCoin- we're laughing at you-  figure that out already.....

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 22:23 | Link to Comment klockwerks
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Fone, you may be right about the world running on intangible but the stuff in my safe is very tangible and very safe.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:26 | Link to Comment saints51
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+1... you know whats really funny is some people will use a credit card to buy said sack. They won't even own their hobo apparel.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:56 | Link to Comment Toolshed
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"How many Bitcoins does fonestar own moron?"

The correct answer is none. Didn't you know? They are intangible. They don't exist. The real question is how are you going to convert them into something that does exist now that everyone knows bitcoin is a scam?

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 20:43 | Link to Comment TheHound73
Tue, 02/25/2014 - 20:41 | Link to Comment ElvisDog
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How many Bitcoins does fonestar own moron?

My over-under is 25, just enough for him to hope and pray for that 6-digit bitcoin worth and then he'll be rich, rich, rich. But it's clear as crystal that fonestar is a poser when it comes to assets.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 20:45 | Link to Comment HardAssets
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Hmmm . . . . past experience has told me its a Very Good Idea to slowly back away from people who talk about themselves in the third person.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 18:34 | Link to Comment johnQpublic
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i need to know where those two are doing their 99% routine

is this their version of Occupy mt gox?

Fonestar and Occupy, occupying

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 18:35 | Link to Comment fonestar
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Hey dipshit, fonestar and most other Bitcoiners never used MtGox.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 18:40 | Link to Comment johnQpublic
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 fonestar and most other Bitcoiners never used MtGox

and you arent going to get to use your bitcoins either, are you?

now go get your shinebox

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 18:42 | Link to Comment fonestar
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Um, why can't fonestar use his Bitcoins??

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 18:47 | Link to Comment Charles Nelson ...
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Talking in the 3rd person is sure to win you up votes here!?!

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 18:58 | Link to Comment fonestar
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So why can't fonestar use his Bitcoins?

Waiting...

Waiting...

Waiting...

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:07 | Link to Comment johnQpublic
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and you will cotinue to wait

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:09 | Link to Comment fonestar
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Because there are no answers coming from you morons is why.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:12 | Link to Comment johnQpublic
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can i buy a unicorn with bitcoin?

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:16 | Link to Comment fonestar
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Why not just answer the question dipshit?  You had the nice cozy era of technology, not prepare for the chapter where your ass gets rammed by it hard.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:25 | Link to Comment NoDebt
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Fonestar, man, you're falling apart.  This shit is really starting to get to you, isn't it?

I know I've been pretty harsh on you (mostly because you're a complete fraud), but jeez, I am starting to lose the desire to take another swing at you.  Looks like you've had enough already.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:30 | Link to Comment fonestar
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Hahah.. fonestar knows how to deal with morons better than anyone!  Bitcoin is $533 today!

BITCOIN IS GOING TO FIVE AND SIX FIGURES AND BEYOND!!

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 23:12 | Link to Comment snr-moment
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with a decimal point leading the way.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 20:43 | Link to Comment ElvisDog
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I agree. Piling on fonestar at this point is like giving the guy who's prom date fucked the quarterback in the bathroom a hard time.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 22:28 | Link to Comment Ness.
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Viva Las Vegas!  Elvis, that was some funny shit.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:53 | Link to Comment Toolshed
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I am always amused by tough guy talk on the internet. My guess is fonestar is about 5' 8", weighs 265lbs, and couldn't do one push-up if his bitcoins depended on it.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:21 | Link to Comment oddjob
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if its high margin crap, no problem.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 21:10 | Link to Comment jcaz
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...Because your Mom won't let you out of the basement.....

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 18:57 | Link to Comment RmcAZ
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You better hurry up and buy some crap from Overstock.com while you still can

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 18:59 | Link to Comment fonestar
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Why do I need to hurry?

Waiting...

Waiting...

Waiting...

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:08 | Link to Comment superflex
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Enjoy your stretch pants throw pillows from Overstock buddy

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:09 | Link to Comment johnQpublic
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actual question for youfoneystar

what exactly do you use your bitcoin for?

do you use them at all, or just hoard them?

no snarc

actual curiosity

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:33 | Link to Comment superflex
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He apparantly bought some discontinued knife on the O

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 20:39 | Link to Comment XenoFrog
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True believer bitcoiners only spend their bitcoins on piddly shit, usually accompanied by a selfie to post on their instagram/twitter. Otherwise, they only hoard them. There's also a really lively drug and child porn market.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 20:51 | Link to Comment TheHound73
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Dunno, BitPay has 20,000 merchants signed up, clearing well over excess of $100 million in sales.  I'm too lazy to check on Coinbase and other Bitcoin payment processors.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 21:46 | Link to Comment XenoFrog
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That's $5k in sales per merchant...

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 22:31 | Link to Comment TheHound73
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Not a bad start for 6 months of operations in addition to their ordinary USD sales.  Patience, grasshopper.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 21:00 | Link to Comment DosZap
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Um, why can't fonestar use his Bitcoins??

 

Who knows?,why don't you ask him/it in FOURTH party terms?.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:02 | Link to Comment chemystical
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"fonestar and most other Bitcoiners never used MtGox"

Technically correct but still a mendacious* attempt to understate that exchange's importance.

* have we come to expect more from that idiot?

"MtGox, once the world's largest Bitcoin exchange..."

http://www.businessinsider.com/reports-mtgox-halts-all-trading-2014-2

"Trading on MtGox, what had been the largest Bitcoin exchange with over 50% of market share a year ago..."

http://www.businessinsider.com/reports-mtgox-halts-all-trading-2014-2

Yep, "...most others..." indeed.

Not too long ago they accounted for 80% of all USD trades in Btc.  Now, it seems that no one ever had as much as 0.001 Btc move through there.  Yep, no one <cough cough>   Oh, and none of them ever lost a dime on Btc and they all bought in at $16.  BULLSHIT HEAPED UPON BULLSHIT

 

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:02 | Link to Comment fonestar
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That's right fucktard.  Not one uBit of mine came from MtGox.  Never used them and don't care.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:30 | Link to Comment chemystical
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"That's right fucktard. Not one uBit of mine came from MtGox."

Strawman rebuttal fucktard.  Your original statement was that most Bitcoiners did not use MTGOX. 

MY reply addressed the "most" aspect of that statement.  

Your lame rebuttal?  More mendacity and diversion.  You can't even win a debate with yourself (see ZH Btc thread from earlier today.  No, scratch that: see MOST threads on Btc, and in this case my MOST is infinitely more accurate than yours...fucktard).

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 20:41 | Link to Comment XenoFrog
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You will never get a bitcoiner true believer to admit that he ever lost any money. It's always some other sucker or loser who gets his/her coins stolen. Notice how they refer to the victims of a crime with such vile and angry terminology? It's almost as if they feel threatened....  *pondering*

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 20:46 | Link to Comment ElvisDog
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The flipside to their argument is they haven't lost money because they're going to hold on to their bitcoin until it reaches 5 or 6-figures, which will happen oh-so soon.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 20:57 | Link to Comment TheHound73
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Keep your eye on the prize... logarithmic BTC price chart with 3 major bubbles clearly shown

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 00:14 | Link to Comment Ms. Erable
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I think it's time that BTC enthusiasts learn the truth behind BTC: Satoshi Nakamoto is, in reality, The Honorable* Jon Corzine.

*Yes, I threw up in my mouth a little. OK, a lot.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 18:43 | Link to Comment Debtonation
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I bought on Mt Gox back in the day when they used Dwolla.  I realized they were in trouble and withdrew 99% of my BTC from their site (phew).  I guess the 1% that's left is gone, oh well.  I bet BTC will live on even after this.  How many times has BTC died already, 5, 7, 10?

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 18:45 | Link to Comment fonestar
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The funny thing is the mentally vacant posters here actually think Bitcoin is in trouble because they get their news about Bitcoin from Zerohedge.  Go over to Reddit, BTC Talks, anywhere else and this isn't even news.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 18:49 | Link to Comment VD
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well most posters here hate Twitter out of sheer ignorance, meanwhile ZH's twitter is one of the best around....let haters hate....but BTC is sketchy of late: best to let it settle....

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 18:53 | Link to Comment EscapeKey
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What I find most amusing is that ZH is supposedly full of freedom-seeking libertarians, who go on and on about alternate currencies (meaning gold), until they actually see one (which isn't gold).

In reality, it's just convenience libertarianism. Just as most socialists I see around me are convenience socialists.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:05 | Link to Comment lordylord
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Excuse me, just because some libertarians reject bitcoin doesn't mean they are hypocrites.  I and many others reject bitcoin because of its MANY flaws.  Bitcoin is a service to be used with extreme caution.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:06 | Link to Comment fonestar
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They're not just hypocrits, they're fucking traitors.  Bitcoin does not need to be used with "caution", where you store your Bitcoin needs to be thought out with caution.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:09 | Link to Comment lordylord
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Traitors to what or to whom?  Are you saying a libertarian MUST adopt bitcoin?  Now that doesn't sound much like freedom to me.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:11 | Link to Comment fonestar
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Trying to spread FUD against the most powerful weapon to fight banksters makes you a traitor.  No doubt about it.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:20 | Link to Comment lordylord
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I see.  People trying to spead info and facts while advocating caution are...wait for it...ANTI-BITCOIN TERRORISTS!!!  You got that people?  People who don't advocate bitcoin are no good hypocrtical treasonous terrorists.  You sound like the US government dude.  You need bitcoin rehab.

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