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The Good, Bad, & Ugly Of The US Economy

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Sometimes one just needs to step back and think, as opposed to getting caught in the eye-twitching idiocy of the JPY-driven ticks in the US equity market day-in and day-out. The following 3 charts may just be that wake-up call that all is not quite as rosy as we are being told and that hope is not a strategy...

 

The Ugly - US Earnings Expectations have collapsed... (looks like more than a short-term weather thing, eh?)

 

 

The Bad - Short-Term US GDP Expectations have collapsed... (must be the weather, right?)

 

The Good - Medium-Term US GDP Expectations have soared... (what goes down, must bounce back up?)

 

Because there must always be hope that pent-up-demand, or magic unicorn tear sales will flourish and escape velocity (weather or no weather) will resume as per your local programming.

Do you believe in hockey-stick growth miracles?

 

h/t @Not_Jim_Cramer

 

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Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:39 | 4476818 HyBrasilian
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Are you sure those aren't BTC charts [except the last one]?... A little quality control here!

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:50 | 4476885 johnQpublic
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Do you believe in hockey-stick growth miracles?

 

no

not even for co2 or temperaures

debt maybe

stupidity defintely

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 16:03 | 4476938 HyBrasilian
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 “Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap... I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter... I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days..."
Tue, 02/25/2014 - 16:20 | 4476999 NoDebt
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Bull Durham.  Still works.  

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 16:25 | 4477015 Shocker
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A little more than Hope is needed to correct this economy

Job Situation: http://www.dailyjobcuts.com

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Tue, 02/25/2014 - 17:22 | 4476941 Thought Processor
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" Is there a problem Dave? "

 

Quote from HAL in the movie 2001.

 

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 17:34 | 4477341 tickhound
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Dave's not here, man.

Chong was quite the prophet too.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 16:33 | 4477048 nasdaq99
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23000+ layoffs today alone

 

http://dailyjobcuts.com/

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 17:10 | 4477239 Oldwood
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That was just so they could hire some of them back to "create" even more jobs. Accounting used to be a balance sheet, debits in one column and assets in another. Today they won't even publish them on the same day, much less on the same page. Its all non-GAAP accounting in either column.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 17:12 | 4477251 Oldwood
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Speaking of GAAP, generally accepted accounting principles. Does that mean that today's methodologies are now the New Generally Accepted Accounting Principles? Well, are the generally accepted, or not?

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 18:29 | 4477604 Ban KKiller
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Two plus two is five. That is acceptable now. New GAAP means you make up the numbers as needed. Oh, you can always "revise" later to cover your misses. 

Wish I were being sarcastic. 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:37 | 4476819 TeamDepends
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Hope is not a strategy, but it is a pacifier.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:38 | 4476825 dobermangang
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Everybody's working 1 to 5 now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHkxVXB37EU

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:41 | 4476842 NEOSERF
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Hockey sticks are for fairies...we now use flagpoles...

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:41 | 4476847 NOTaREALmerican
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Could we have separate charts of the top 20% (the "fittest" members of society) and the bottom 80% (the worthless scum losers who should get a goddamn job and stop complaining about the best country in the goddamn world).

It's pointless to blend the two nations together.    We don't combine Canada with the US. 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:52 | 4476893 johnQpublic
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The North American Union (NAU) is a theoretical economic and political union of Canada, Mexico, and the United States. The concept is loosely based on the European Union, occasionally including a common currency called the Amero

 

 

yet

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 16:00 | 4476922 pods
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Okay, you earned a greenie. That was pretty good.

pods

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:44 | 4476862 Dr. Engali
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The recovery is just around the corner.... corner....... corner.........  

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:50 | 4476879 HyBrasilian
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3 'lefts' make a 'right'... [jus sayin']

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 16:34 | 4477055 negative rates
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And one right and a u-turn, make a left.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:58 | 4476910 SDShack
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Recovery Summer v6.0

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:45 | 4476867 krispkritter
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What is this crap?  We're in a Recovery!  Look! The government has plenty of money to spend: http://freebeacon.com/costs-in-the-clouds/    Cloud computing costs for Healthcare.gov more than quintuple original estimates

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 16:03 | 4476935 pods
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If there is one thing that the government is really fucking good at, it is low balling cost estimates.

I mean, they cannot even make it out past the end of current congress until their estimates fall apart. That is trouble.

pods

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:50 | 4476886 medium giraffe
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Tyler, bottom one is upside down dude.  Wait...    WHAT?!

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:51 | 4476891 GS-DickinDaMuppets
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The good, the bad, and the ugly -WTF.....

1) 8 high ranking bankers commit suicide - what did they know that we don't, that scared them so bad they took their own lives?

2) Gold price takes off and UP - Why? What caused the TPTB to let the price rise all of a sudden out of the clear blue yonder?

3) the Equities (Stock) market is sky high (over valued to the max) and the REAL economy is in the dumpster and has been since 2008.  Trading volume is at all time lows - just who is "FOOLING" who?

If you know the answers to these questions, then you know how to protect your financial well-being...if you don't know the answers - you are just pissing in the wind and getting real wet.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 16:01 | 4476924 IridiumRebel
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8 high ranking bankers TO BE suicideD

*fixed 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:52 | 4476894 TheRideNeverEnds
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there are two possibilities here,

things get better as we keep printing money = bullish

things get worse and we increase the money printing = super bullish

 

just buy everything; you can't lose.

 

we have solved the problem of the business cycle, we just print our way to prosperity while using mark to fantasy accounting.  

 

its all so simple why did nobody think of this earlier?  

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:57 | 4476913 Yen Cross
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  As much as I enjoy the charts Tyler, one has only to look at the 'Macro Economics Calendar' during the last couple of weeks to see the magnitude of this shit show we call the "Stock Market."

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:58 | 4476918 IridiumRebel
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Can I do the Michael Snyder post for the day please? 

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 16:03 | 4476934 i_call_you_my_base
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Green shoots.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 18:26 | 4477582 percyklein
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Whoever the hell came up with "green shoots" is a genius. What a winner of a term!  Should have gotten a Nobel for that. 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 16:06 | 4476954 ptoemmes
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Rounding out Winter with snow, sleet, and ice we will roll into Spring with floods and tornadoes then on to...

 

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 16:10 | 4476970 RaceToTheBottom
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Stock market boom:  Exceeding decreasing expectations

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 16:15 | 4476988 Miffed Microbio...
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After attending my husbands yearly corporate meeting and witnessing the stress on this company to stay viable in the coming years and seeing my own Healthcare sector in a free fall tailspin, I know ANYONE uttering the word recovery is an absolute fool! His meeting always had the feel of " ok, we kinda blew it here but this area did really well so things balanced out". There always was an aura of "Rah, Rah lets get some momentum for next year!" Now looking at their sales graphs, revenue, projected incomes and future growth opportunities, I'm shocked. This is a global company,very fiscally conservative and the concern was palpable. Growth was down 90% from last year. They had a tough time downplaying it.

At some point this government is going to have a difficult time spinning this shitty economy. For god sakes, how stupid and unaware does one have to be not to see this? Both of us are middle class wage earners and our industries are in Full Code Blue!

Miffed;-)

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 16:23 | 4477011 NOTaREALmerican
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Re:  Both of us are middle class wage earners

I think I've spotted your problem.

This is a suvival of the fittest society,  so those in "the middle" obviously don't make-the-grade.

However, if you're in the top 10%, we'll things are going pretty good.   That's 30 million people doing really really well.        

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 16:38 | 4477079 TheReplacement
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What was that?  My iThingy made my leg tingle.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 21:01 | 4477717 RKDS
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Just got my pink slip today.

Honestly, I don't think it's always the economy in abstract.  Alot of businesses are just run really stupidly.  For instance, the one I used to work for had an in-house software system that worked pretty well as far as I could see.  So of course it had to be replaced with something new and expensive!  They bought an Oracle enterprise solution that never worked and pissed millions down the drain in the process.  Determined not to learn anything from it, they bought a Microsoft enterprise solution and went through the motions.  Pissed away about a year before I was hired (for programming, no mention of ERP), then a few more months with nothing for me to do (tried to warn them about what I was seeing), and then suddenly got upset about how I wasn't productive.  Gee, ya think?  I wish they'd go under but the fact is that businesses of a certain size almost never go under no matter how screwed up they are.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 16:21 | 4477008 The worst trader
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Um, didn't Barrons report that US GPD could be 4%? I think this is all wrong BTFD, aw fuck it just buy TESLA!

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 16:21 | 4477010 The worst trader
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Um, didn't Barrons report that US GPD could be 4%? I think this is all wrong BTFD, aw fuck it just buy TESLA!

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 16:35 | 4477070 Winston Churchill
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Black swan = blackened Tesla.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 16:54 | 4477167 Dead Man Walking
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too bad the economy sucks.  Good thing the economy has nothing to do with the market.  Never did, Never will.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 20:56 | 4478268 dirtbagger
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The author is familiar with the old trick of extending the x-axis and compressing the y-axis to make it look like the chart line look like a collapse.   A Little more honesty in the scaling and the data would just look like a little blip on the chart.   Where does ZH find these clowns - on page 23 of the Zimbabwe Business News?

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 10:47 | 4479878 TruthDecalscom
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Early 2013 when the "New way to calculate GDP" i.e. adding R&D and a slew of other BS additives to boost the number by 2.5 to 3%... Why is it not mentioned when discussing the GDP?

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