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The TOTUS is at it again, creating more jobs and repaving old freeways on paper, as transcribed by the president... but why bother? The US is so fixed, America is now issuing bailout loans to the Ukraine.


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Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:45 | 4481733 ebworthen
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Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:49 | 4481752 Ahmeexnal
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Years ago I stated that the US was at its Heliogabalus stage.
As the Reggie Love affair surfaced, it seems I could not have been more correct as the US now has its equivalent emperor:


Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:56 | 4481786 Looney
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Cuntless pr#mises


Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:57 | 4481790 TruthInSunshine
Wed, 02/26/2014 - 18:00 | 4482163 onewayticket2
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'job creation??'

his minimum wage policy will kill 500,000 jobs says the CBO.  'job destruction' is more like it.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 18:13 | 4482217 candyman
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You forgot to add in all the jobs "Saved or created". /sarc

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 20:05 | 4482625 Looney
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...Job creation...  OneWayTicket, .gov should get the efff out of the "job creation business", dontcha think? (twas a rhetori... repori... rehypothetical question, of course)   ;-)

Loo(certifiable and certified)ney

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:49 | 4481754 rotagen
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When sounds come out, I can never tell which side of him they come from.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 18:20 | 4482246 lakecity55
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his butthole.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:54 | 4481781 williambanzai7
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Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:56 | 4481794 williambanzai7
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I guarantee if you press that button you will thank me profusely...

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:00 | 4481818 sixsigma cygnus...
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Perfect!  We need that for every single Obama speech!

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:55 | 4481783 NYPoke
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(The Prez, not you.)

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:57 | 4481803 ZH Snob
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what is TOTUS?  Tyrant of The United States?

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:23 | 4481990 NotApplicable
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Teleprompter (you know, the one with the brains)

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:02 | 4481848 ZH Snob
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hahahaha. he actually said, we got a lot more rail we gotta lay.

speak for yourself, rentboy.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:16 | 4481941 roadhazard
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And this is different from any other President since Ike, how?

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:46 | 4481735 1fortheroad
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What a whore!!

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:47 | 4481739 williambanzai7
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Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:47 | 4481740 pods
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Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:48 | 4481745 stant
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Soon to be ordering divisions into battle that no longer exist

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:49 | 4481748 williambanzai7
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Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:02 | 4481847 pods
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I used to love playing Foosball.  

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 22:16 | 4483110 Occams_Chainsaw
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Should that not be Fro Ball?

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:49 | 4481753 Stoploss
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You already did the infrastructure lie you fucking idiot!!!

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:51 | 4481760 williambanzai7
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Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:51 | 4481761 ArkansasAngie
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The deficit isn't big enough so the FEDury can untaper.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:51 | 4481763 Meat Hammer
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Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:45 | 4482094 Taffy Lewis
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Meat Hammer, I was thinking "dickweed", not turd. Close enough.

Yes, the majority of Americans listen. It's over. There's no comeback for the U S of A.

I go to the Walmart here in Topeka and the average person is between human and animal level of intelligence.

I live in a good neighborhood. 3 of my neighbors within a stone's throw have retarded (or whatever the PC term) kids.

When I go to the local supermarket on some nights, the EBT/SNAP cards must have been filled. It's like Dawn of the Living Dead. Shoppers wear their pajamas and house slippers.

I could go on and on.

It's over. If America isn't a 3rd world country now, it will get there eventually. Plan accordingly.



Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:58 | 4481767 sixsigma cygnus...
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Shouldn't we be destroying infrastructure so that we can hire people to rebuild it?  100% employment!


Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:52 | 4481768 B2u
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I thought Obama talked about this 5 years ago....all those "shovel ready" jobs.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:52 | 4481769 williambanzai7
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Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:26 | 4482006 dcohen
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HAha dude is ugly and annoying as hell

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:53 | 4481774 Mi Naem
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The broadcast media don't offer a laughtrack button. 

Perhaps ZH could do that for us. 

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:54 | 4481782 B2u
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Close "wasteful holes" in the tax code?  Isn't this the same as he talked about 5 years ago?  Or did he say ho's?

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:54 | 4481784 tickhound
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Creating jobs while profiting from economic growth has become the new "pushing on a string."

If you bitches can't see a day we praise a "revolutionary" who actually DIScourages the senseless growth of unnecessary wage slavery... Put down your telescopes and grab the binoculars.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:57 | 4481795 B2u
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Did you see the crowd....there is a sign which says..."If you are stupid, CLAP."

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:58 | 4481804 B2u
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Where are the new jobs from Keystone?

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:58 | 4481809 williambanzai7
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Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:58 | 4481811 B2u
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I have a great idea...LOWER TAXES....


Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:08 | 4481889 venturen
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you didn't make the money you made...Obama printed it...and he wants it back!

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 18:16 | 4482224 lakecity55
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I have a better idea. Kick him out on his fucking ass.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:00 | 4481820 B2u
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Did he say St. Paul/Minneapolis?

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:02 | 4481849 denverdolomte
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Yes. Wonder when that happened.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:00 | 4481824 williambanzai7
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Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:04 | 4481869 trader1
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cannabis will save the usa.

both monetarily and psychologically.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:12 | 4481923 trader1
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dear junkers, 

if more of your politicians and business leaders consumed cannabis and thought of themselves and you serfs as all one, then you would all be happy, loving, free, interdependent people co-existing in peace.    


jesus, buddha, and krishna

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:16 | 4481946 denverdolomte
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Couldn't agree more, honestly. The industry here is bringing in millions monthly and creating tons of jobs. 

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:45 | 4482070 Deathrips
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Dear Trader 1.

First off, I didnt junk you. Actually agree with some/most of what you are saying. Where I disagree is the structure in delivery to the people.

Legalization=govt tax and regulate. Probably all those mind expanding properties this process. genetically bred out through superior GM than natural. See Corn or Soy


Decriminalize it= its just a fern in my yard. Govt stays out of it..gets no revenues (cause they dont deserve any) and we keep variety. Do they tax your lawn (yes they tax the water) clippings?


You cant blanket statement that MJ will save the us, after all the munchies and counsciousness weares off you still need something tangible to back currency..and hemp isnt it.


Hope that helps.




Edit: Im calling psyops bullshit on ZERO smoking the MJ, THeres no way a conscious person would do the shit this idiot does. You heard it here..its division. Another thing to argue about , rather than the cause of the symptom.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 19:03 | 4482410 trader1
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pardon a poor attempt at humor, but i think the idea may have some merit.  there's little to lose and more to gain by testing it out. 

in any case, 

i see a regulated, taxed cannabis industry (organic and GMO) following a "brick and mortar" distribution strategy.

i also see a village-city-county regulated personal-grow and personal-consumption model.  basically, you need to have community buy-in if you want to grow in your backyard plot.  i think that's a fair request to ask your fellow neighbors' support.  if indoors, then no problem.  

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:17 | 4481949 roadhazard
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Pot is wasted on those two and gives the herb a bad name.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:19 | 4481959 trader1
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they need it most!

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 18:11 | 4482199 swass
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I'm for legalizing all drugs.  Aside from the massive cost savings and reduction in crime across the Americas, it would help the pizza and Doritos industry a lot.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 21:35 | 4482970 Dr. Destructo
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Last week I tried weed (don't know what kind but it was pretty mellow) out for the very first time while at a bonfire with friends. I'll just say this: If the government is seriously afraid of this drug they need their head examined.


Wed, 02/26/2014 - 21:47 | 4483009 tickhound
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Afraid for "economic" reasons... The rest is pure noise. It's too sustainable a product. It always has been. It skips too many "middle men" like advertisers, nurses, doctors, the prescriptions, the insurance companies, the billing, Johnson and Johnson, Prostrate & Gamble, the DEA, and the LOANS. You can grow it OVER and OVER in your own house. And that's one big giant problem for the way our economy works.

If they weren't afraid, even the current trends of decriminalization and legalization would have a different face.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 21:51 | 4483031 Dr. Destructo
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I'm sure the alcohol lobbyists would like to keep pot illegal, much like what the wine industry did to absinthe back in that day.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 22:22 | 4483127 tickhound
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Partnership for a Drug Free America. It's some partnership alright.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:01 | 4481829 B2u
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Geen line?  I checked my is a BROWN line....

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:01 | 4481842 denverdolomte
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Is he fucking wasted? Slurp a derp roads, ersseesss take you from downtown to downtown, AMTRACK!!!

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:02 | 4481846 williambanzai7
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Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:07 | 4481860 trader1
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Backers of transit projects in Kansas City and Jackson County got at least a morale boost on Wednesday, with the announcement that the federal government will make a new round of grants available for transportation systems.

President Barack Obama announced the allocation of $600 million for the sixth round of Transportation Investment Generating Economic Recovery, or TIGER, grants. The U.S. Department of Transportation administers the program.



Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:28 | 4482015 NotApplicable
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$102M for a 2.2 mile rail-line????????

Are the tracks made out of unicorns and rainbows?


Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:06 | 4481879 Winston Churchill
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Jack the Ripper proposes law against violence upon prostitues.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:24 | 4481996 trader1
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if francis sawyer still reads these comment sections, here is something you may be interested in buying:



Wed, 02/26/2014 - 18:31 | 4482278 trader1
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what, no sense of humor?

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:34 | 4482045 the not so migh...
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Wow such advise, from a guy who never started a business or worked a real job in his whole life

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:43 | 4482079 Walt D.
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First the good news - encouraging job creation.

Now the bad news - both are government jobs.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:47 | 4482108 Rising Sun
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Don't you just want to walk up to the podium and punch Barry in the face for being such a fucking bullshitting con-artist?


I sure do.


Fuck you Barry.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 18:13 | 4482214 lakecity55
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OK, so what it really means is "Bath House speaks on Discouraging Job Creation."


"Bath House demands more unemployment and Wefare Recipients."

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 21:17 | 4482900 f16hoser
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What's worse, his lying or people who still believe this Piece of Shit???

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 21:38 | 4482983 Dr. Destructo
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Well, the people who still believe can be saved believe it or not. The people who know he's full of shit yet stick with him are by far the worst sub-human beings in existence.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:27 | 4485215 Itchy and Scratchy
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Hand or Blo?

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