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Obama Speaks On "Encouraging Job Creation" - Live Stream

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The TOTUS is at it again, creating more jobs and repaving old freeways on paper, as transcribed by the president... but why bother? The US is so fixed, America is now issuing bailout loans to the Ukraine.

 


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Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:45 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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Liar.

Charlatan.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:49 | Link to Comment Ahmeexnal
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Years ago I stated that the US was at its Heliogabalus stage.
As the Reggie Love affair surfaced, it seems I could not have been more correct as the US now has its equivalent emperor:

Obamagabalus.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:56 | Link to Comment Looney
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Cuntless pr#mises

L##ney

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:57 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
Wed, 02/26/2014 - 18:00 | Link to Comment onewayticket2
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'job creation??'

his minimum wage policy will kill 500,000 jobs says the CBO.  'job destruction' is more like it.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 18:13 | Link to Comment candyman
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You forgot to add in all the jobs "Saved or created". /sarc

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 20:05 | Link to Comment Looney
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...Job creation...  OneWayTicket, .gov should get the efff out of the "job creation business", dontcha think? (twas a rhetori... repori... rehypothetical question, of course)   ;-)

Loo(certifiable and certified)ney

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:49 | Link to Comment rotagen
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When sounds come out, I can never tell which side of him they come from.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 18:20 | Link to Comment lakecity55
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his butthole.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:54 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:56 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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I guarantee if you press that button you will thank me profusely...

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:00 | Link to Comment sixsigma cygnus...
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Perfect!  We need that for every single Obama speech!

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:55 | Link to Comment NYPoke
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Dumbass

(The Prez, not you.)

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:57 | Link to Comment ZH Snob
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what is TOTUS?  Tyrant of The United States?

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:23 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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Teleprompter (you know, the one with the brains)

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:02 | Link to Comment ZH Snob
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hahahaha. he actually said, we got a lot more rail we gotta lay.

speak for yourself, rentboy.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:16 | Link to Comment roadhazard
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And this is different from any other President since Ike, how?

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:46 | Link to Comment 1fortheroad
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What a whore!!

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:47 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:47 | Link to Comment pods
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STFU

-everyone

 

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:48 | Link to Comment stant
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Soon to be ordering divisions into battle that no longer exist

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:49 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:02 | Link to Comment pods
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I used to love playing Foosball.  

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 22:16 | Link to Comment Occams_Chainsaw
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Should that not be Fro Ball?

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:49 | Link to Comment Stoploss
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You already did the infrastructure lie you fucking idiot!!!

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:51 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:51 | Link to Comment ArkansasAngie
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The deficit isn't big enough so the FEDury can untaper.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:51 | Link to Comment Meat Hammer
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Seriously...is anyone even listening to this turd anymore?

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:45 | Link to Comment Taffy Lewis
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Meat Hammer, I was thinking "dickweed", not turd. Close enough.

Yes, the majority of Americans listen. It's over. There's no comeback for the U S of A.

I go to the Walmart here in Topeka and the average person is between human and animal level of intelligence.

I live in a good neighborhood. 3 of my neighbors within a stone's throw have retarded (or whatever the PC term) kids.

When I go to the local supermarket on some nights, the EBT/SNAP cards must have been filled. It's like Dawn of the Living Dead. Shoppers wear their pajamas and house slippers.

I could go on and on.

It's over. If America isn't a 3rd world country now, it will get there eventually. Plan accordingly.

 

 

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:58 | Link to Comment sixsigma cygnus...
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Shouldn't we be destroying infrastructure so that we can hire people to rebuild it?  100% employment!

/s

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:52 | Link to Comment B2u
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I thought Obama talked about this 5 years ago....all those "shovel ready" jobs.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:52 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:26 | Link to Comment dcohen
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HAha dude is ugly and annoying as hell

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:53 | Link to Comment Mi Naem
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The broadcast media don't offer a laughtrack button. 

Perhaps ZH could do that for us. 

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:54 | Link to Comment B2u
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Close "wasteful holes" in the tax code?  Isn't this the same as he talked about 5 years ago?  Or did he say ho's?

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:54 | Link to Comment tickhound
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Creating jobs while profiting from economic growth has become the new "pushing on a string."

If you bitches can't see a day we praise a "revolutionary" who actually DIScourages the senseless growth of unnecessary wage slavery... Put down your telescopes and grab the binoculars.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:57 | Link to Comment B2u
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Did you see the crowd....there is a sign which says..."If you are stupid, CLAP."

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:58 | Link to Comment B2u
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Where are the new jobs from Keystone?

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:58 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Wed, 02/26/2014 - 16:58 | Link to Comment B2u
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I have a great idea...LOWER TAXES....

 

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:08 | Link to Comment venturen
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you didn't make the money you made...Obama printed it...and he wants it back!

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 18:16 | Link to Comment lakecity55
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I have a better idea. Kick him out on his fucking ass.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:00 | Link to Comment B2u
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Did he say St. Paul/Minneapolis?

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:02 | Link to Comment denverdolomte
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Yes. Wonder when that happened.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:00 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:04 | Link to Comment trader1
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cannabis will save the usa.

both monetarily and psychologically.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:12 | Link to Comment trader1
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dear junkers, 

if more of your politicians and business leaders consumed cannabis and thought of themselves and you serfs as all one, then you would all be happy, loving, free, interdependent people co-existing in peace.    

sincerely,

jesus, buddha, and krishna

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:16 | Link to Comment denverdolomte
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Couldn't agree more, honestly. The industry here is bringing in millions monthly and creating tons of jobs. 

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:45 | Link to Comment Deathrips
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Dear Trader 1.

First off, I didnt junk you. Actually agree with some/most of what you are saying. Where I disagree is the structure in delivery to the people.

Legalization=govt tax and regulate. Probably all those mind expanding properties dissapear...in this process. genetically bred out through superior GM than natural. See Corn or Soy

 

Decriminalize it= its just a fern in my yard. Govt stays out of it..gets no revenues (cause they dont deserve any) and we keep variety. Do they tax your lawn (yes they tax the water) clippings?

 

You cant blanket statement that MJ will save the us, after all the munchies and counsciousness weares off you still need something tangible to back currency..and hemp isnt it.

 

Hope that helps.

 

RIPS.

 

Edit: Im calling psyops bullshit on ZERO smoking the MJ, THeres no way a conscious person would do the shit this idiot does. You heard it here..its division. Another thing to argue about , rather than the cause of the symptom.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 19:03 | Link to Comment trader1
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pardon a poor attempt at humor, but i think the idea may have some merit.  there's little to lose and more to gain by testing it out. 

in any case, 

i see a regulated, taxed cannabis industry (organic and GMO) following a "brick and mortar" distribution strategy.

i also see a village-city-county regulated personal-grow and personal-consumption model.  basically, you need to have community buy-in if you want to grow in your backyard plot.  i think that's a fair request to ask your fellow neighbors' support.  if indoors, then no problem.  

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:17 | Link to Comment roadhazard
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Pot is wasted on those two and gives the herb a bad name.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:19 | Link to Comment trader1
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they need it most!

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 18:11 | Link to Comment swass
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I'm for legalizing all drugs.  Aside from the massive cost savings and reduction in crime across the Americas, it would help the pizza and Doritos industry a lot.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 21:35 | Link to Comment Dr. Destructo
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Last week I tried weed (don't know what kind but it was pretty mellow) out for the very first time while at a bonfire with friends. I'll just say this: If the government is seriously afraid of this drug they need their head examined.

 

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 21:47 | Link to Comment tickhound
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Afraid for "economic" reasons... The rest is pure noise. It's too sustainable a product. It always has been. It skips too many "middle men" like advertisers, nurses, doctors, the prescriptions, the insurance companies, the billing, Johnson and Johnson, Prostrate & Gamble, the DEA, and the LOANS. You can grow it OVER and OVER in your own house. And that's one big giant problem for the way our economy works.

If they weren't afraid, even the current trends of decriminalization and legalization would have a different face.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 21:51 | Link to Comment Dr. Destructo
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I'm sure the alcohol lobbyists would like to keep pot illegal, much like what the wine industry did to absinthe back in that day.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 22:22 | Link to Comment tickhound
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Partnership for a Drug Free America. It's some partnership alright.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:01 | Link to Comment B2u
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Geen line?  I checked my laundry....it is a BROWN line....

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:01 | Link to Comment denverdolomte
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Is he fucking wasted? Slurp a derp roads, ersseesss take you from downtown to downtown, AMTRACK!!!

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:02 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:07 | Link to Comment trader1
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http://www.bizjournals.com/kansascity/news/2014/02/26/obama-announces-60...

Backers of transit projects in Kansas City and Jackson County got at least a morale boost on Wednesday, with the announcement that the federal government will make a new round of grants available for transportation systems.

President Barack Obama announced the allocation of $600 million for the sixth round of Transportation Investment Generating Economic Recovery, or TIGER, grants. The U.S. Department of Transportation administers the program.

 

 

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:28 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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$102M for a 2.2 mile rail-line????????

Are the tracks made out of unicorns and rainbows?

 

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:06 | Link to Comment Winston Churchill
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Jack the Ripper proposes law against violence upon prostitues.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:24 | Link to Comment trader1
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if francis sawyer still reads these comment sections, here is something you may be interested in buying:

http://www.thelocal.de/20140226/mein-kampf-copies-signed-by-hitler-to-be...

 

 

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 18:31 | Link to Comment trader1
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what, no sense of humor?

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:34 | Link to Comment the not so migh...
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Wow such advise, from a guy who never started a business or worked a real job in his whole life

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:43 | Link to Comment Walt D.
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First the good news - encouraging job creation.

Now the bad news - both are government jobs.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 17:47 | Link to Comment Rising Sun
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Don't you just want to walk up to the podium and punch Barry in the face for being such a fucking bullshitting con-artist?

 

I sure do.

 

Fuck you Barry.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 18:13 | Link to Comment lakecity55
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OK, so what it really means is "Bath House speaks on Discouraging Job Creation."

Or,

"Bath House demands more unemployment and Wefare Recipients."

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 21:17 | Link to Comment f16hoser
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What's worse, his lying or people who still believe this Piece of Shit???

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 21:38 | Link to Comment Dr. Destructo
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Well, the people who still believe can be saved believe it or not. The people who know he's full of shit yet stick with him are by far the worst sub-human beings in existence.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:27 | Link to Comment Itchy and Scratchy
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