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Eric Holder Hospitalized After "Feeling Faint, Short Of Breath"
Is the groundwork for the "transitioning out" of the US Attorney General being laid? From Reuters:
U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder was taken to a Washington, D.C., hospital as a precaution on Thursday after he felt faint and was short of breath during a morning meeting with his staff, his office said in a statement.
"He is currently resting comfortably and in good condition. He is alert and conversing with his doctors," according to the statement.
More from The Hill:
"The Attorney General began experiencing symptoms including faintness and shortness of breath," Justice Department spokesman Brian Fallon said in a statement. "As a precaution, the attorney general was taken to MedStar Washington Hospital Center to undergo further evaluation."
NBC News's Pete Williams reported that the attorney general also experienced chest pains.
Fallon said Holder was alert and conversing with his doctors, and the Justice Department promised more information on the attorney general's condition when it becomes available.
"He is alert and conversing with his doctors," Fallon said.
Holder, 63, has been the source of retirement speculation since a report in The New Yorker earlier this month suggested he might step down this year. But Fallon told The Hill earlier this month that Holder simply meant he had a lot of work left that he hoped to accomplish in the coming year.
“The most the attorney general has said is that he still has a lot he wants to accomplish on issues like criminal justice reform, voting rights and LGBT equality. He did not speak about his plans any further than that,” Fallon said.
Please get well soon Eric: how else will this nation sleep easy at night knowing there are still so many "Too Big To Prosecute" banks out there whose wrists you still have to slap?
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He's been living too fast, too furious.
But, he's helping people do God's work!
Shortness of breath?? Or more like shortness of integrity
Hopefully he hasn't signed up for Obamacare yet.
Well, I certainly hope he's OK.
/s
This fucker wont get any sympathies from me, hes been one of the prime HOLDER of contempt in the fuckin adminstration.
Glad he finally got a conscience. Too little too late.
"If I'm ly'in I'm dy'in."
No breath instead of shortness of breath would make the American people breathe easier.
On his admission form there was a question what his problem was. His answer was S.O.B. I guess that covers it in all respects.
Perhaps a bit too much Polonium in his coffee?
A couple border patrol agents are out of breath too, Holder!! Go fuck yourself.
DIE MUTHAFUCKA DIE MUTHAFUCKA DIE!!!!!!!!!!
I heard that in a rap somewhere.
DIE MUTHAFUCKA DIE MUTHAFUCKA DIE!!!!!!!!!!
I agree. But I want him to die a very slow painful death in the hands of The American People.
If we knew which room he was in, maybe someone could sneak in and smother him with a pillow?
Is he still atop the Bitcoin hit list? Maybe someone was trying to collect the bounty while Bitcoin is still worth something.
P.S. They need to try harder.
Can we protest outside his hospital room window?
He was about to "flip" and took a tranq dart to the neck.
I didn't know Holder was even slapping any Banksta wrists.
I thought he was fawing over and kissing the hands that fed him.
Slapping sound is not rough play with bankster, is Holder handle bologna in circular formation with DOJ.
I think all the rats will be jumping off the "sinking ship", before long.
Pray for death's sweet release.
CCP justice allows certain personalities to 'enjoy' medical parole without stash accompanying...
i wonder...
Was he due to testify anywhere today?
I think the Devil came today in an attempt to collect on his soul...
Holder has a soul?
Who knew?
Probable scenario: He falls into a coma, miraculously comes out of it, but can't remember anything.
Just sits there saying 'I don't know' over and over...
Were any lightening strikes reported just prior to onset?
I'm always interested in God confirmation.
I'm hoping he'll need open heart surgery (or the place where there would be a heart in a normal person), and he has that problem where people wake up during surgery but are paralyzed and feel EVERYTHING. Then he could get MRSA and some flesh eating disease and die 3 years later in excruciating pain.
How about it God? Can you help us out here?
If god really cared he/she/it would have already wiped out the new Sodom and Gomorrah, aka D.C. and San Fransicko.
He/she/it wouldn't wipe out Wall Street cause as we all know Lloyd is doing god's work.
You mean he can't "recall" anything.
Would be tragic if it were fatal. Hospitals are filled with nasty little microbes that would love to have a new home. Funny how they aren't discriminating . You can't buy them off. So refreshing.
Miffed;-)
True. It's the little things in life...
Ladies, too funny.
Personally I'm torn between...
"Couldn't happen to a nicer guy."
"Ain't karma a bitch."
(and my favorite...)
"DEAR LORD, TAKE HIM NOW!!!"
I'll put a nice bottle of champaign on ice, just in case his health takes a sudden turn for the worse.
If there really is such a thing as Karma, I should be able to pop the cork pretty soon......
Hopefully not.
I only hope he hangs on in excruciating pain for as long as possible.
Kinda like John Ashcroft. Now there is divine justice at work.
You guys are being way to harsh! Life isn't easy for a symbiont in a host body living on this inhospitable planet. It will get easier once the chemtrails start transforming things a bit more but for now life is rough. Have some sympathy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBecM3CQVD8&feature=kp
I too get feelings of "Feeling faint, shortness of breath". But for different reasons. Nudge, nudge, ;-) ;-)
Lucky for him a pre-existing condition now cannot be declined.
But beware: Since the start of the year, insurance companies have fought back: They've quietly raised the Deductible levels that the patient must now pay. By a LOT.
His immediate supervisor could get so much more political mileage out of a successful auto-erotic asphyxiation, than out of a lousy resignation as a result of a mental mutual masturbation session in the company conference room.
Can't be his heart, hasn't got one.
Are we sure this didn't happen to him because, you know, him and the President are black? /sarc
Oh pleeeeeeeaazzzzzzze. How dull of you. (Sorry - I had to say that.)
Brother Eric is simply experiencing what any normal person would as he watches the bankers whom he knows knew too much, suiciding themselves. He is simply asking himself if he as well knows too much. The answer of course is yes. So he is perspiring a little more than usual, blood pressure is spiking, and he lies awake at night - clutching a 44 Magnum which he wouldn't allow anybody else to have under gun control -and wondering if he hears footsteps in the hall.
Kind of reminds me of that scene in Things to do in Denver When You're Dead, "Parrrrrrty. You are Japan, and I am Godzilla."
Say..., maybe you think he's comin' down with dat' bankster-off-yerself syndrome? You know, come to think of it, he does hang out wit' dem' dudes a lot.
"Please get well soon Eric"....I know it was said sarcastically, but it's still a terrible thing to say.
But..., are you being sarcastic about the sarcasm?
Is that being sarcasmic?
Can you have a sargasm?
Thanks Martial, it's quips like that that keep me coming back here. +100
@ Miscreant: If he dies, do they bury him in a sarcasmphagus?
I'm sure it has nothing to do with the black community not caring about his blackness (sort of) anymore. He'll resign for "health reasons" and this http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/feb/25/black-pastors-eric-holde... will go away.
I think you're on to something, Meat.
Black Agenda Report is a website for and by liberal Blacks. When they're not hammering on Obama, they're hammering on Holder. I've linked to them here before. The following is their latest thread about Obama:
http://www.blackagendareport.com/content/obama%E2%80%99s-war-against-civilization
"President Obama’s contribution to the disintegration of the global order is awesome; he is a great innovator. Whereas other U.S. leaders were content to simply violate international law with regularity, Obama has rewritten the statutes."
No, they are not impressed with Obama nor Holder's "blackness" and often refer to the Congressional Black Caucus as the "Black Misleadership Class". People may not agree with all of their conclusions but its well-written and presents a whole different view of Obama and Holder by other Blacks.
And, it's probably an FBI front.
To be replaced by:
[Add Bigger Douchebag's name here]
[Susan Rice]
Corzine...?
...........The Wookie?
Oh where are those MRSA hospital bacteria when you need them? Please God, just this once, couldn't you do the right thing?
We thank you for your service Eric.....but unfortunately we now consider you a liability.
Your family will be will taken care of.
He invested in Bitcoin.
Gee that's a shame- hope you die soon you gutless fucking usurper. Fuck You Holder
Hope he dies in pain. He's an asshole.
And if it's against the law to say that, well old hopefully-soon-dead Eric Holder said we should only obey laws we agree with. Fuck him up.
Get well soon Mr Holder. There are so many more guns to run, conservatives to jail and crooked banksters to not prosecute.
Lying for a living is hard, stressful work.
He should take some time off, buy a nail gun, and work on framing that shed.
pods
On the roof of a 30 story building....
Located near an embankment next to a highway . .
He knows too much.
He really does. Which means he's got blackmail material for life. It's difficult to imagine HRC would want him around during her run, since he likely knows several things that would take her out of the running if make public from her time as SoS.
That makes me contemplate how many people will suddenly die before between now and the election.
Gracious me. You are makng Eric Holder sound as smart as Vince Foster. You give the former way too much credit.
Jamie Dimon must have have winked at him.
I have a nail gun for that
"Feeling Faint, Short Of Breath"!I like your version better;)
Holder will be fine. The Devil takes care of his own.
Just keep him away from nail guns for 48 hours.
Isn't Jamie Dimon sending him one as a get well gift?
Huh, prayer works. Sweet.
pods
Please. Die.
Yep, I can only hope and pray he dies a slow, painful, horrible death.
Let's see if he is one of those ObamaCare enrollees who has signed up but not yet paid. I hear angina is real painful. Be a shame to have to wait in the ER for a few hours while the Docs are trying to check his insurance status.
Here we go. Medical leave, fake death ala William Casey.
Duc888
"Fake death"? He died of a brain tumor. No reports or rumors of reapperance.
Except as a ghost on the bridge of the NSA Starship Enterprise.
I hope this doesn't (Vince) Foster any future problems for him....
He must know something about Hilldog.
Make an appointment, we'll see you next fall... next
having no soul will leave you feeling like that sometimes
Best way to avoid critical appointments...
Good thing he is not a banker on some high floor in an office building...
Maybe he saw this piture by Banzai, LOL
http://nuclear-news.net/2014/02/27/uae-japan-sign-mou-on-nuclear-energy/
Assuming this is true, which given this group of people may be a buncha bullroar and Not to be a bad man, but couldn't happen to a more lying sackash*t other than the arrogant, narcicisstic, pathologic lying illegal alien kenyan muslim sociopath.
Next post-constitutional partisan hack up! We got laws that need ignored in this country.
karma.
Yep. It gets much worse from here.
karma.
I can always send him my nailgun
The ambulance was escorted to the hospital by Sinola Cartel members in Ford LTDs
"What's wrong with him?"
"Lunger."
"Well, I hope you die."
Did you ever see anything like that before?
Hell, I ain't never even heard of anything like that.
Where is he?
Down by the creek, walkin' on water.
Tombstone quotes FTW!
BYE!
Play for blood, right?
You're no daisy! You're no daisy at all. Poor soul, you were just too high strung.
No need to go heeled to get the bulge on a tub like you.
I collapsed after I realized how much of a cunt I am!
too much chooming from barry's long pipe
i hope the nurse is from waco
He had a moment of clarity from his fascism addiction.
Please Jesus G_d almighty, strike down this human stain and blot on our ailing Republic.
A high-ranking subordinate must have suggested following the Constitution, and his body couldn't handle the shock.
my money's on polonium :P
Is he by any chance another banker?
Crack.
It doesn't get any sweeter.
Fuck you and die Holder!!!!
Yeah?... well, I hope you die.
Be gone criminal Holder. Just die M'Fer.
HAHA!
Please exit the scene Holder.
Good News
I would prefer Holder takes the Banksters exit { nail gun, building jump} but this will suffice...
Congratulations to all who have made disparaging remarks - you will all now rise to the top of the FEMA list . . .
They will not put anybody with a sense of Humor in a FEMA camp.. Chains do not make a Slave, Besides the Guards don't like being laughed at..
Good luck getting me into that camp!
Since when does government hand out demotions to anyone?
(dissidents, terrorists, or employees)
Can always Hope he catches something Worse while he is in the Hospital, like most Americans end up doing...
let's hope he never gets to spend all the bribes from wall st banksters, and dies while in office. riacin it's whats for breakfast.
Shit happens in hospitals, I hope his doctor takes good care of him.
I hope he dies. There should be a vigil outside his hospital praying that he dies.
Oh, what a web we weave, when first we practice to deceive.
Holder still has plenty of use, the invasion party establishment in CA needs defending, Juan R Rodriguez (AKA LA County Assessor) is still out on bail pending trial, Senator Calderon is indicted with a rainbow of Congressmen in his wake.
Please die. For the victims of the familes who died because of your arming of Mexican drug cartels this will be just a little bit of the justice that they deserve.
Well, this story starts well, but its end is very disappointing. Maybe next time.
Muthafucka done got the Itis.
So does that mean nobody wants to sign my Get Well card?
Do you have an "eat shit and die" card?
They should do some exploratory surgery on him and fill him full of junior mints. One box should do it.
Such vitriol follows here. Holder's problem is that he cares too much. Now, the intensity of that caring has caused him some physical discomfort. Humanitarians, that you all claim to be, should wish him well and pray for a speedy recovery. So how about it Skipper?
That was funny Kurt...
And here I was, hoping for Spontaneous Human Combustion...
.. requires humans.
I hope he dies.
....and I hope it's painful.
He's in good condition, huh? Well then here's to hoping that his conndition take a sudden Fast & Furious turn for the worse!!
FUCK YOU, HOLDER, YOU MURDERING PIECE OF SHIT!!!
Is it nearing time for Obama to appoint someone
who will make it seem like even
Alberto Gonzales and John Ashcroft
were champions defending the Constitution?
That's Eric Holder idiot.
he must have walked in on the first family parents getting down
He can't suffer enough.
"...after he felt faint and was short of breath during a morning meeting with his 'staff'...."
These symptoms are easily explained by auto-erotic asphyxiation. From what I hear....
Me to said hospital: "If you like Holder, you can keep Holder. Period!"
I wish you a slow, agonizing death you piece of shit (then you can go eat Skittles with Trayvon). I didn’t mention the color is said shit, just so I didn’t come off as racist. I did mention Trayvon, but I’m talking about another one (Trayvon Whitepalms).
89 comments already for only 2800 reads. For some reason i'm getting the feeling that nobody around here cares much for Eric Holder.