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Eric Holder Hospitalized After "Feeling Faint, Short Of Breath"

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Is the groundwork for the "transitioning out" of the US Attorney General being laid? From Reuters:

U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder was taken to a Washington, D.C., hospital as a precaution on Thursday after he felt faint and was short of breath during a morning meeting with his staff, his office said in a statement.


"He is currently resting comfortably and in good condition. He is alert and conversing with his doctors," according to the statement.

More from The Hill:

"The Attorney General began experiencing symptoms including faintness and shortness of breath," Justice Department spokesman Brian Fallon said in a statement. "As a precaution, the attorney general was taken to MedStar Washington Hospital Center to undergo further evaluation."


NBC News's Pete Williams reported that the attorney general also experienced chest pains.


Fallon said Holder was alert and conversing with his doctors, and the Justice Department promised more information on the attorney general's condition when it becomes available.


"He is alert and conversing with his doctors," Fallon said.


Holder, 63, has been the source of retirement speculation since a report in The New Yorker earlier this month suggested he might step down this year. But Fallon told The Hill earlier this month that Holder simply meant he had a lot of work left that he hoped to accomplish in the coming year.


“The most the attorney general has said is that he still has a lot he wants to accomplish on issues like criminal justice reform, voting rights and LGBT equality. He did not speak about his plans any further than that,” Fallon said.

Please get well soon Eric: how else will this nation sleep easy at night knowing there are still so many "Too Big To Prosecute" banks out there whose wrists you still have to slap?


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Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:53 | 4484972 slotmouth
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He's been living too fast, too furious.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:54 | 4484983 StacksOnStacks
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But, he's helping people do God's work!

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:55 | 4484986 Divided States ...
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Shortness of breath?? Or more like shortness of integrity

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:56 | 4484998 Panem et Circus
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Hopefully he hasn't signed up for Obamacare yet.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:57 | 4485007 Big Corked Boots
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Well, I certainly hope he's OK.


Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:04 | 4485046 Divided States ...
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This fucker wont get any sympathies from me, hes been one of the prime HOLDER of contempt in the fuckin adminstration.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:21 | 4485175 MagicHandPuppet
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Glad he finally got a conscience. Too little too late.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:26 | 4485214 dryam
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"If I'm ly'in I'm dy'in."

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:36 | 4485266 Peter Pan
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No breath instead of shortness of breath would make the American people breathe easier.

On his admission form there was a question what his problem was. His answer was S.O.B. I guess that covers it in all respects.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:43 | 4485319 Keyser
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Perhaps a bit too much Polonium in his coffee? 

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:47 | 4485338 outamyeffinway
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A couple border patrol agents are out of breath too, Holder!! Go fuck yourself.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 14:08 | 4485460 ACP
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I heard that in a rap somewhere.


Thu, 02/27/2014 - 14:20 | 4485520 Chupacabra-322
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I agree. But I want him to die a very slow painful death in the hands of The American People.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 14:28 | 4485558 Overfed
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If we knew which room he was in, maybe someone could sneak in and smother him with a pillow?

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 14:39 | 4485604 cro_maat
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Is he still atop the Bitcoin hit list? Maybe someone was trying to collect the bounty while Bitcoin is still worth something.

P.S. They need to try harder.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 14:44 | 4485637 Ident 7777 economy
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Can we protest outside his hospital room window?



Thu, 02/27/2014 - 14:54 | 4485698 DblAjent
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He was about to "flip" and took a tranq dart to the neck.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 16:20 | 4486032 Pure Evil
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I didn't know Holder was even slapping any Banksta wrists.

I thought he was fawing over and kissing the hands that fed him.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 16:32 | 4486095 Boris Alatovkrap
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Slapping sound is not rough play with bankster, is Holder handle bologna in circular formation with DOJ.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 17:19 | 4486287 boogerbently
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I think all the rats will be jumping off the "sinking ship", before long.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 19:20 | 4486784 12ToothAssassin
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Pray for death's sweet release.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 20:49 | 4487057 old naughty
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CCP justice allows certain personalities to 'enjoy' medical parole without stash accompanying...

i wonder...

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:54 | 4485378 ziggy59
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Was he due to testify anywhere today?

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 18:22 | 4486521 brockhardman
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I think the Devil came today in an attempt to collect on his soul...

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 21:59 | 4487291 Dr. Everett V. Scott
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Holder has a soul?


Who knew?

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:05 | 4485056 TeamDepends
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Probable scenario:  He falls into a coma, miraculously comes out of it, but can't remember anything.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:10 | 4485086 medium giraffe
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Just sits there saying 'I don't know' over and over...

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:35 | 4485229 Ignatius
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Were any lightening strikes reported just prior to onset?

I'm always interested in God confirmation.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 14:13 | 4485486 SgtShaftoe
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I'm hoping he'll need open heart surgery (or the place where there would be a heart in a normal person), and he has that problem where people wake up during surgery but are paralyzed and feel EVERYTHING.  Then he could get MRSA and some flesh eating disease and die 3 years later in excruciating pain. 


How about it God?  Can you help us out here?

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 16:23 | 4486058 Pure Evil
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If god really cared he/she/it would have already wiped out the new Sodom and Gomorrah, aka D.C. and San Fransicko.

He/she/it wouldn't wipe out Wall Street cause as we all know Lloyd is doing god's work.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:49 | 4485351 outamyeffinway
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You mean he can't "recall" anything.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:08 | 4485074 Miffed Microbio...
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Would be tragic if it were fatal. Hospitals are filled with nasty little microbes that would love to have a new home. Funny how they aren't discriminating . You can't buy them off. So refreshing.


Thu, 02/27/2014 - 14:12 | 4485482 Jena
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True.  It's the little things in life...

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 16:11 | 4486019 WillyGroper
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Ladies, too funny.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 18:05 | 4486116 Theosebes Goodfellow
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Personally I'm torn between...

"Couldn't happen to a nicer guy."

"Ain't karma a bitch."

(and my favorite...)




Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:01 | 4485031 economisery
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I'll put a nice bottle of champaign on ice, just in case his health takes a sudden turn for the worse.

If there really is such a thing as Karma, I should be able to pop the cork pretty soon......

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:11 | 4485094 Winston Churchill
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Hopefully not.

I only hope he hangs on in excruciating pain for as long as possible.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 14:02 | 4485425 americanspirit
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Kinda like John Ashcroft. Now there is divine justice at work.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 16:04 | 4485997 DeadFred
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You guys are being way to harsh! Life isn't easy for a symbiont in a host body living on this inhospitable planet. It will get easier once the chemtrails start transforming things a bit more but for now life is rough. Have some sympathy

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:28 | 4485230 Kirk2NCC1701
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I too get feelings of "Feeling faint, shortness of breath".  But for different reasons.  Nudge, nudge, ;-)  ;-)

Lucky for him a pre-existing condition now cannot be declined. 

But beware:  Since the start of the year, insurance companies have fought back:  They've quietly raised the Deductible levels that the patient must now pay.  By a LOT.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 18:09 | 4486434 Urban Redneck
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His immediate supervisor could get so much more political mileage out of a successful auto-erotic asphyxiation, than out of a lousy resignation as a result of a mental mutual masturbation session in the company conference room.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:32 | 4485254 Shad_ow
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Can't be his heart, hasn't got one.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 18:08 | 4486469 Theosebes Goodfellow
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Are we sure this didn't happen to him because, you know, him and the President are black? /sarc

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 16:46 | 4486149 ChanceIs
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Oh pleeeeeeeaazzzzzzze.  How dull of you.  (Sorry - I had to say that.)

Brother Eric is simply experiencing what any normal person would as he watches the bankers whom he knows knew too much, suiciding themselves.  He is simply asking himself if he as well knows too much.  The answer of course is yes.  So he is perspiring a little more than usual, blood pressure is spiking, and he lies awake at night - clutching a 44 Magnum which he wouldn't allow anybody else to have under gun control -and wondering if he hears footsteps in the hall.

Kind of reminds me of that scene in Things to do in Denver When You're Dead,   "Parrrrrrty.  You are Japan, and I am Godzilla."

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 18:12 | 4486486 Theosebes Goodfellow
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Say..., maybe you think he's comin' down with dat' bankster-off-yerself syndrome? You know, come to think of it, he does hang out wit' dem' dudes a lot.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:57 | 4485008 Martial
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"Please get well soon Eric"....I know it was said sarcastically, but it's still a terrible thing to say.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:49 | 4485049 gmrpeabody
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But..., are you being sarcastic about the sarcasm?

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 14:29 | 4485561 krispkritter
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Is that being sarcasmic?

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 18:02 | 4486445 MsCreant
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Can you have a sargasm?

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 18:17 | 4486499 Theosebes Goodfellow
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Thanks Martial, it's quips like that that keep me coming back here. +100

@ Miscreant: If he dies, do they bury him in a sarcasmphagus?

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:04 | 4485050 Meat Hammer
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I'm sure it has nothing to do with the black community not caring about his blackness (sort of) anymore.  He'll resign for "health reasons" and this will go away.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:10 | 4485084 gmrpeabody
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I think you're on to something, Meat.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:17 | 4485122 RSloane
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Black Agenda Report is a website for and by liberal Blacks. When they're not hammering on Obama, they're hammering on Holder. I've linked to them here before. The following is their latest thread about Obama:

"President Obama’s contribution to the disintegration of the global order is awesome; he is a great innovator. Whereas other U.S. leaders were content to simply violate international law with regularity, Obama has rewritten the statutes."

No, they are not impressed with Obama nor Holder's "blackness" and often refer to the Congressional Black Caucus as the "Black Misleadership Class". People may not agree with all of their conclusions but its well-written and presents a whole different view of Obama and Holder by other Blacks.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 14:07 | 4485453 ParkAveFlasher
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And, it's probably an FBI front.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:18 | 4485149 HamRove
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To be replaced by:

[Add Bigger Douchebag's name here]

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:25 | 4485201 Yes We Can. But...
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[Susan Rice]

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 14:06 | 4485449 gmrpeabody
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Thu, 02/27/2014 - 16:26 | 4486071 Pure Evil
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...........The Wookie?

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:17 | 4485145 SAT 800
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Oh where are those MRSA hospital bacteria when you need them? Please God, just this once, couldn't you do the right thing?

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 15:12 | 4485789 Jumbotron
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We thank you for your service Eric.....but unfortunately we now consider you a liability.

Your family will be will taken care of.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 17:10 | 4486246 Kaiser Doomheiser
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He invested in Bitcoin.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 18:35 | 4486604 Berspankme
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Gee that's a shame- hope you die soon you gutless fucking usurper. Fuck You Holder

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:55 | 4484975 Smegley Wanxalot
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Hope he dies in pain.  He's an asshole.


And if it's against the law to say that, well old hopefully-soon-dead Eric Holder said we should only obey laws we agree with.  Fuck him up.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:58 | 4485014 Clueless Economist
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Get well soon Mr Holder.  There are so many more guns to run, conservatives to jail and crooked banksters to not prosecute.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:53 | 4484977 alien-IQ
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Lying for a living is hard, stressful work.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:04 | 4485047 pods
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He should take some time off, buy a nail gun, and work on framing that shed.


Thu, 02/27/2014 - 14:26 | 4485545 Froman
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On the roof of a 30 story building....

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 01:21 | 4487797 Vice
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Located near an embankment next to a highway . . 

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:54 | 4484980 kw2012
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He knows too much.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:03 | 4485041 seek
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He really does. Which means he's got blackmail material for life. It's difficult to imagine HRC would want him around during her run, since he likely knows several things that would take her out of the running if make public from her time as SoS.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 14:11 | 4485466 Max Cynical
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That makes me contemplate how many people will suddenly die before between now and the election.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 16:50 | 4486162 ChanceIs
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Gracious me.  You are makng Eric Holder sound as smart as Vince Foster.  You give the former way too much credit.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:54 | 4484982 i_call_you_my_base
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Jamie Dimon must have have winked at him.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:56 | 4484985 Son of Captain Nemo
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I have a nail gun for that

"Feeling Faint, Short Of Breath"!
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:56 | 4485001 kaiserhoff
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I like your version better;)

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:55 | 4484988 kaiserhoff
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Holder will be fine.  The Devil takes care of his own.

Just keep him away from nail guns for 48 hours.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 14:55 | 4485703 cro_maat
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Isn't Jamie Dimon sending him one as a get well gift?

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:55 | 4484990 pods
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Huh, prayer works. Sweet.


Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:56 | 4484993 Gold N Glocks
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Please.  Die.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:23 | 4485185 Colonel Klink
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Yep, I can only hope and pray he dies a slow, painful, horrible death.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 16:52 | 4486175 ChanceIs
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Let's see if he is one of those ObamaCare enrollees who has signed up but not yet paid.  I hear angina is real painful.  Be a shame to have to wait in the ER for a few hours while the Docs are trying to check his insurance status.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:56 | 4484995 Duc888
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Here we go.  Medical leave, fake death ala William Casey.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 14:01 | 4485414 dizzyfingers
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"Fake death"? He died of a brain tumor. No reports or rumors of reapperance.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 16:29 | 4486087 Pure Evil
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Except as a ghost on the bridge of the NSA Starship Enterprise.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:56 | 4484997 samsara
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I hope this doesn't (Vince) Foster any future problems for him....

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:00 | 4485029 Balanced Integer
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He must know something about Hilldog.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:56 | 4484999 HisNameIsRP
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Make an appointment, we'll see you next fall... next

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:56 | 4485000 buzzsaw99
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having no soul will leave you feeling like that sometimes

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:02 | 4485003 carbonmutant
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Best way to avoid critical appointments...


Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:57 | 4485004 youngman
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Good thing he is not a banker on some high floor in an office building...

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:58 | 4485009 steveo77
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:58 | 4485010 drendebe10
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Assuming this is true, which given this group of people may be a buncha bullroar and Not to be a bad man, but couldn't happen to a more lying sackash*t other than the arrogant, narcicisstic, pathologic lying illegal alien kenyan muslim sociopath.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:58 | 4485012 Balanced Integer
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Next post-constitutional partisan hack up! We got laws that need ignored in this country.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:59 | 4485016 Brokenarrow
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Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:04 | 4485048 Stoploss
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Yep. It gets much worse from here.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:59 | 4485017 Brokenarrow
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Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:00 | 4485020 holmes
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I can always send him my nailgun

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:00 | 4485025 QQQBall
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The ambulance was escorted to the hospital by Sinola Cartel members in Ford LTDs

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:02 | 4485034 Meat Hammer
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"What's wrong with him?"


"Well, I hope you die."

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:10 | 4485079 pot_and_kettle
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Did you ever see anything like that before?

Hell, I ain't never even heard of anything like that.

Where is he?

Down by the creek, walkin' on water.
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:25 | 4485203 Colonel Klink
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Tombstone quotes FTW!


Thu, 02/27/2014 - 15:09 | 4485775 vulcanraven
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Play for blood, right?

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 16:33 | 4486093 Pure Evil
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You're no daisy! You're no daisy at all. Poor soul, you were just too high strung.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 17:35 | 4486362 Colonel Klink
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No need to go heeled to get the bulge on a tub like you.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:02 | 4485036 Spungo
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I collapsed after I realized how much of a cunt I am!

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:02 | 4485037 maskone909
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too much chooming from barry's long pipe

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:02 | 4485038 stant
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i hope the nurse is from waco

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:03 | 4485040 nc551
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He had a moment of clarity from his fascism addiction.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:05 | 4485053 bankonzhongguo
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Please Jesus G_d almighty, strike down this human stain and blot on our ailing Republic.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:05 | 4485054 GeezerGeek
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A high-ranking subordinate must have suggested following the Constitution, and his body couldn't handle the shock.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:09 | 4485058 pot_and_kettle
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my money's on polonium  :P

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:06 | 4485063 Kreditanstalt
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Is he by any chance another banker?

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:07 | 4485067 Quinvarius
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Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:08 | 4485072 Rising Sun
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It doesn't get any sweeter.


Fuck you and die Holder!!!!

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:08 | 4485075 GrinandBearit
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Yeah?... well, I hope you die.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:08 | 4485076 q99x2
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Be gone criminal Holder. Just die M'Fer.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:09 | 4485077 Blazed
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Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:10 | 4485078 Blazed
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Please exit the scene Holder.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:09 | 4485082 Apeman
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Good News

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:10 | 4485089 Yen Cross
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   I would prefer Holder takes the Banksters exit { nail gun, building jump} but this will suffice...

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:11 | 4485093 KingdomKum
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Congratulations to all who have made disparaging remarks - you will all now rise to the top of the FEMA list  .  .  .

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:15 | 4485131 The Wisp
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They will not put anybody with a sense of Humor in a FEMA camp.. Chains do not make a Slave, Besides the Guards don't like being laughed at..

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:41 | 4485307 Colonel Klink
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Good luck getting me into that camp!

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 18:06 | 4486461 Urban Redneck
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Since when does government hand out demotions to anyone?

(dissidents, terrorists, or employees)

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:13 | 4485110 The Wisp
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Can always Hope he catches something Worse while he is in the Hospital, like most Americans end up doing...

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:14 | 4485118 overmedicatedun...
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let's hope he never gets to spend all the bribes from wall st banksters, and dies while in office. riacin it's whats for breakfast.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:14 | 4485120 Conax
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Shit happens in hospitals, I hope his doctor takes good care of him.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:15 | 4485133 hangemhigh77
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I hope he dies.  There should be a vigil outside his hospital praying that he dies.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:16 | 4485136 F.A. Hayek
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Oh, what a web we weave, when first we practice to deceive.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:16 | 4485141 SmittyinLA
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Holder still has plenty of use, the invasion party establishment in CA needs defending, Juan R Rodriguez (AKA LA County Assessor) is still out on bail pending trial, Senator Calderon is indicted with a rainbow of Congressmen in his wake.  

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:17 | 4485150 bigrooster
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Please die.  For the victims of the familes who died because of your arming of Mexican drug cartels this will be just a little bit of the justice that they deserve.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:19 | 4485155 vanderleun
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Well, this story starts well, but its end is very disappointing. Maybe next time.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:22 | 4485177 LFMayor
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Muthafucka done got the Itis.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:22 | 4485182 thamnosma
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So does that mean nobody wants to sign my Get Well card?

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:42 | 4485308 Cygnus Nigri
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Do you have an "eat shit and die" card?

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:25 | 4485199 erg
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They should do some exploratory surgery on him and fill him full of junior mints. One box should do it.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:27 | 4485221 kurt
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Such vitriol follows here. Holder's problem is that he cares too much. Now, the intensity of that caring has caused him some physical discomfort. Humanitarians, that you all claim to be, should wish him well and pray for a speedy recovery. So how about it Skipper? 

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 15:02 | 4485744 BlackChicken
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That was funny Kurt...

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:28 | 4485223 asscannon101
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And here I was, hoping for Spontaneous Human Combustion...

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 09:40 | 4488340 FrankDrakman
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.. requires humans.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:28 | 4485232 TrumpXVI
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I hope he dies.

....and I hope it's painful.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:34 | 4485240 ConManipulation
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He's in good condition, huh?  Well then here's to hoping that his conndition take a sudden Fast & Furious turn for the worse!!



Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:33 | 4485260 rwe2late
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Is it nearing time for Obama to appoint someone

who will make it seem like even

Alberto Gonzales and John Ashcroft

were champions defending the Constitution?

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 15:05 | 4485755 thamnosma
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That's Eric Holder idiot.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:36 | 4485270 jomama
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he must have walked in on the first family parents getting down

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:37 | 4485279 Joebloinvestor
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He can't suffer enough.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:37 | 4485281 Cangaroo.TNT
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"...after he felt faint and was short of breath during a morning meeting with his 'staff'...."


These symptoms are easily explained by auto-erotic asphyxiation.  From what I hear....

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:38 | 4485282 alangreedspank
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Me to said hospital: "If you like Holder, you can keep Holder. Period!"

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:39 | 4485290 Shitonya Serfs
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I wish you a slow, agonizing death you piece of shit (then you can go eat Skittles with Trayvon). I didn’t mention the color is said shit, just so I didn’t come off as racist. I did mention Trayvon, but I’m talking about another one (Trayvon Whitepalms).

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:39 | 4485293 Frank N. Beans
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89 comments already for only 2800 reads.  For some reason i'm getting the feeling that nobody around here cares much for Eric Holder. 

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