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Eric Holder Hospitalized After "Feeling Faint, Short Of Breath"

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Is the groundwork for the "transitioning out" of the US Attorney General being laid? From Reuters:

U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder was taken to a Washington, D.C., hospital as a precaution on Thursday after he felt faint and was short of breath during a morning meeting with his staff, his office said in a statement.

 

"He is currently resting comfortably and in good condition. He is alert and conversing with his doctors," according to the statement.

More from The Hill:

"The Attorney General began experiencing symptoms including faintness and shortness of breath," Justice Department spokesman Brian Fallon said in a statement. "As a precaution, the attorney general was taken to MedStar Washington Hospital Center to undergo further evaluation."

 

NBC News's Pete Williams reported that the attorney general also experienced chest pains.

 

Fallon said Holder was alert and conversing with his doctors, and the Justice Department promised more information on the attorney general's condition when it becomes available.

 

"He is alert and conversing with his doctors," Fallon said.

 

Holder, 63, has been the source of retirement speculation since a report in The New Yorker earlier this month suggested he might step down this year. But Fallon told The Hill earlier this month that Holder simply meant he had a lot of work left that he hoped to accomplish in the coming year.

 

“The most the attorney general has said is that he still has a lot he wants to accomplish on issues like criminal justice reform, voting rights and LGBT equality. He did not speak about his plans any further than that,” Fallon said.

Please get well soon Eric: how else will this nation sleep easy at night knowing there are still so many "Too Big To Prosecute" banks out there whose wrists you still have to slap?

 


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Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:53 | Link to Comment slotmouth
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He's been living too fast, too furious.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:54 | Link to Comment StacksOnStacks
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But, he's helping people do God's work!

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:55 | Link to Comment Divided States ...
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Shortness of breath?? Or more like shortness of integrity

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:56 | Link to Comment Panem et Circus
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Hopefully he hasn't signed up for Obamacare yet.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:57 | Link to Comment Big Corked Boots
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Well, I certainly hope he's OK.

/s

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:04 | Link to Comment Divided States ...
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This fucker wont get any sympathies from me, hes been one of the prime HOLDER of contempt in the fuckin adminstration.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:21 | Link to Comment MagicHandPuppet
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Glad he finally got a conscience. Too little too late.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:26 | Link to Comment dryam
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"If I'm ly'in I'm dy'in."

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:36 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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No breath instead of shortness of breath would make the American people breathe easier.

On his admission form there was a question what his problem was. His answer was S.O.B. I guess that covers it in all respects.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:43 | Link to Comment Keyser
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Perhaps a bit too much Polonium in his coffee? 

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:47 | Link to Comment outamyeffinway
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A couple border patrol agents are out of breath too, Holder!! Go fuck yourself.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 14:08 | Link to Comment ACP
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DIE MUTHAFUCKA DIE MUTHAFUCKA DIE!!!!!!!!!!

I heard that in a rap somewhere.

DIE MUTHAFUCKA DIE MUTHAFUCKA DIE!!!!!!!!!!

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 14:20 | Link to Comment Chupacabra-322
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I agree. But I want him to die a very slow painful death in the hands of The American People.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 14:28 | Link to Comment Overfed
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If we knew which room he was in, maybe someone could sneak in and smother him with a pillow?

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 14:39 | Link to Comment cro_maat
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Is he still atop the Bitcoin hit list? Maybe someone was trying to collect the bounty while Bitcoin is still worth something.

P.S. They need to try harder.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 14:44 | Link to Comment Ident 7777 economy
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Can we protest outside his hospital room window?

 

 

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 14:54 | Link to Comment DblAjent
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He was about to "flip" and took a tranq dart to the neck.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 16:20 | Link to Comment Pure Evil
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I didn't know Holder was even slapping any Banksta wrists.

I thought he was fawing over and kissing the hands that fed him.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 16:32 | Link to Comment Boris Alatovkrap
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Slapping sound is not rough play with bankster, is Holder handle bologna in circular formation with DOJ.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 17:19 | Link to Comment boogerbently
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I think all the rats will be jumping off the "sinking ship", before long.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 19:20 | Link to Comment 12ToothAssassin
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Pray for death's sweet release.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 20:49 | Link to Comment old naughty
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CCP justice allows certain personalities to 'enjoy' medical parole without stash accompanying...

i wonder...

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:54 | Link to Comment ziggy59
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Was he due to testify anywhere today?

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 18:22 | Link to Comment brockhardman
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I think the Devil came today in an attempt to collect on his soul...

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 21:59 | Link to Comment Dr. Everett V. Scott
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Holder has a soul?

 

Who knew?

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:05 | Link to Comment TeamDepends
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Probable scenario:  He falls into a coma, miraculously comes out of it, but can't remember anything.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:10 | Link to Comment medium giraffe
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Just sits there saying 'I don't know' over and over...

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:35 | Link to Comment Ignatius
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Were any lightening strikes reported just prior to onset?

I'm always interested in God confirmation.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 14:13 | Link to Comment SgtShaftoe
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I'm hoping he'll need open heart surgery (or the place where there would be a heart in a normal person), and he has that problem where people wake up during surgery but are paralyzed and feel EVERYTHING.  Then he could get MRSA and some flesh eating disease and die 3 years later in excruciating pain. 

 

How about it God?  Can you help us out here?

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 16:23 | Link to Comment Pure Evil
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If god really cared he/she/it would have already wiped out the new Sodom and Gomorrah, aka D.C. and San Fransicko.

He/she/it wouldn't wipe out Wall Street cause as we all know Lloyd is doing god's work.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:49 | Link to Comment outamyeffinway
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You mean he can't "recall" anything.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:08 | Link to Comment Miffed Microbio...
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Would be tragic if it were fatal. Hospitals are filled with nasty little microbes that would love to have a new home. Funny how they aren't discriminating . You can't buy them off. So refreshing.

Miffed;-)

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 14:12 | Link to Comment Jena
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True.  It's the little things in life...

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 16:11 | Link to Comment WillyGroper
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Ladies, too funny.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 18:05 | Link to Comment Theosebes Goodfellow
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Personally I'm torn between...

"Couldn't happen to a nicer guy."

"Ain't karma a bitch."

(and my favorite...)

"DEAR LORD, TAKE HIM NOW!!!"

 

 

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:01 | Link to Comment economisery
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I'll put a nice bottle of champaign on ice, just in case his health takes a sudden turn for the worse.

If there really is such a thing as Karma, I should be able to pop the cork pretty soon......

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:11 | Link to Comment Winston Churchill
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Hopefully not.

I only hope he hangs on in excruciating pain for as long as possible.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 14:02 | Link to Comment americanspirit
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Kinda like John Ashcroft. Now there is divine justice at work.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 16:04 | Link to Comment DeadFred
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You guys are being way to harsh! Life isn't easy for a symbiont in a host body living on this inhospitable planet. It will get easier once the chemtrails start transforming things a bit more but for now life is rough. Have some sympathy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBecM3CQVD8&feature=kp

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:28 | Link to Comment Kirk2NCC1701
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I too get feelings of "Feeling faint, shortness of breath".  But for different reasons.  Nudge, nudge, ;-)  ;-)

Lucky for him a pre-existing condition now cannot be declined. 

But beware:  Since the start of the year, insurance companies have fought back:  They've quietly raised the Deductible levels that the patient must now pay.  By a LOT.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 18:09 | Link to Comment Urban Redneck
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His immediate supervisor could get so much more political mileage out of a successful auto-erotic asphyxiation, than out of a lousy resignation as a result of a mental mutual masturbation session in the company conference room.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:32 | Link to Comment Shad_ow
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Can't be his heart, hasn't got one.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 18:08 | Link to Comment Theosebes Goodfellow
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Are we sure this didn't happen to him because, you know, him and the President are black? /sarc

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 16:46 | Link to Comment ChanceIs
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Oh pleeeeeeeaazzzzzzze.  How dull of you.  (Sorry - I had to say that.)

Brother Eric is simply experiencing what any normal person would as he watches the bankers whom he knows knew too much, suiciding themselves.  He is simply asking himself if he as well knows too much.  The answer of course is yes.  So he is perspiring a little more than usual, blood pressure is spiking, and he lies awake at night - clutching a 44 Magnum which he wouldn't allow anybody else to have under gun control -and wondering if he hears footsteps in the hall.

Kind of reminds me of that scene in Things to do in Denver When You're Dead,   "Parrrrrrty.  You are Japan, and I am Godzilla."

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 18:12 | Link to Comment Theosebes Goodfellow
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Say..., maybe you think he's comin' down with dat' bankster-off-yerself syndrome? You know, come to think of it, he does hang out wit' dem' dudes a lot.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:57 | Link to Comment Martial
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"Please get well soon Eric"....I know it was said sarcastically, but it's still a terrible thing to say.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:49 | Link to Comment gmrpeabody
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But..., are you being sarcastic about the sarcasm?

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 14:29 | Link to Comment krispkritter
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Is that being sarcasmic?

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 18:02 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Can you have a sargasm?

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 18:17 | Link to Comment Theosebes Goodfellow
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Thanks Martial, it's quips like that that keep me coming back here. +100

@ Miscreant: If he dies, do they bury him in a sarcasmphagus?

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:04 | Link to Comment Meat Hammer
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I'm sure it has nothing to do with the black community not caring about his blackness (sort of) anymore.  He'll resign for "health reasons" and this http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/feb/25/black-pastors-eric-holde... will go away.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:10 | Link to Comment gmrpeabody
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I think you're on to something, Meat.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:17 | Link to Comment RSloane
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Black Agenda Report is a website for and by liberal Blacks. When they're not hammering on Obama, they're hammering on Holder. I've linked to them here before. The following is their latest thread about Obama:

http://www.blackagendareport.com/content/obama%E2%80%99s-war-against-civilization

"President Obama’s contribution to the disintegration of the global order is awesome; he is a great innovator. Whereas other U.S. leaders were content to simply violate international law with regularity, Obama has rewritten the statutes."

No, they are not impressed with Obama nor Holder's "blackness" and often refer to the Congressional Black Caucus as the "Black Misleadership Class". People may not agree with all of their conclusions but its well-written and presents a whole different view of Obama and Holder by other Blacks.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 14:07 | Link to Comment ParkAveFlasher
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And, it's probably an FBI front.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:18 | Link to Comment HamRove
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To be replaced by:

[Add Bigger Douchebag's name here]

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:25 | Link to Comment Yes We Can. But...
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[Susan Rice]

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 14:06 | Link to Comment gmrpeabody
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Corzine...?

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 16:26 | Link to Comment Pure Evil
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...........The Wookie?

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:17 | Link to Comment SAT 800
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Oh where are those MRSA hospital bacteria when you need them? Please God, just this once, couldn't you do the right thing?

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 15:12 | Link to Comment Jumbotron
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We thank you for your service Eric.....but unfortunately we now consider you a liability.

Your family will be will taken care of.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 17:10 | Link to Comment Kaiser Doomheiser
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He invested in Bitcoin.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 18:35 | Link to Comment Berspankme
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Gee that's a shame- hope you die soon you gutless fucking usurper. Fuck You Holder

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:55 | Link to Comment Smegley Wanxalot
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Hope he dies in pain.  He's an asshole.

 

And if it's against the law to say that, well old hopefully-soon-dead Eric Holder said we should only obey laws we agree with.  Fuck him up.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:58 | Link to Comment Clueless Economist
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Get well soon Mr Holder.  There are so many more guns to run, conservatives to jail and crooked banksters to not prosecute.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:53 | Link to Comment alien-IQ
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Lying for a living is hard, stressful work.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:04 | Link to Comment pods
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He should take some time off, buy a nail gun, and work on framing that shed.

pods

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 14:26 | Link to Comment Froman
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On the roof of a 30 story building....

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 01:21 | Link to Comment Vice
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Located near an embankment next to a highway . . 

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:54 | Link to Comment kw2012
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He knows too much.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:03 | Link to Comment seek
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He really does. Which means he's got blackmail material for life. It's difficult to imagine HRC would want him around during her run, since he likely knows several things that would take her out of the running if make public from her time as SoS.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 14:11 | Link to Comment Max Cynical
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That makes me contemplate how many people will suddenly die before between now and the election.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 16:50 | Link to Comment ChanceIs
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Gracious me.  You are makng Eric Holder sound as smart as Vince Foster.  You give the former way too much credit.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:54 | Link to Comment i_call_you_my_base
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Jamie Dimon must have have winked at him.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:56 | Link to Comment Son of Captain Nemo
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I have a nail gun for that

"Feeling Faint, Short Of Breath"!
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:56 | Link to Comment kaiserhoff
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I like your version better;)

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:55 | Link to Comment kaiserhoff
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Holder will be fine.  The Devil takes care of his own.

Just keep him away from nail guns for 48 hours.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 14:55 | Link to Comment cro_maat
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Isn't Jamie Dimon sending him one as a get well gift?

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:55 | Link to Comment pods
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Huh, prayer works. Sweet.

pods

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:56 | Link to Comment Gold N Glocks
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Please.  Die.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:23 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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Yep, I can only hope and pray he dies a slow, painful, horrible death.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 16:52 | Link to Comment ChanceIs
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Let's see if he is one of those ObamaCare enrollees who has signed up but not yet paid.  I hear angina is real painful.  Be a shame to have to wait in the ER for a few hours while the Docs are trying to check his insurance status.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:56 | Link to Comment Duc888
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Here we go.  Medical leave, fake death ala William Casey.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 14:01 | Link to Comment dizzyfingers
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Duc888

"Fake death"? He died of a brain tumor. No reports or rumors of reapperance.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 16:29 | Link to Comment Pure Evil
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Except as a ghost on the bridge of the NSA Starship Enterprise.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:56 | Link to Comment samsara
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I hope this doesn't (Vince) Foster any future problems for him....

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:00 | Link to Comment Balanced Integer
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He must know something about Hilldog.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:56 | Link to Comment HisNameIsRP
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Make an appointment, we'll see you next fall... next

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:56 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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having no soul will leave you feeling like that sometimes

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:02 | Link to Comment carbonmutant
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Best way to avoid critical appointments...

 

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:57 | Link to Comment youngman
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Good thing he is not a banker on some high floor in an office building...

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:58 | Link to Comment steveo77
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:58 | Link to Comment drendebe10
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Assuming this is true, which given this group of people may be a buncha bullroar and Not to be a bad man, but couldn't happen to a more lying sackash*t other than the arrogant, narcicisstic, pathologic lying illegal alien kenyan muslim sociopath.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:58 | Link to Comment Balanced Integer
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Next post-constitutional partisan hack up! We got laws that need ignored in this country.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:59 | Link to Comment Brokenarrow
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karma.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:04 | Link to Comment Stoploss
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Yep. It gets much worse from here.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:59 | Link to Comment Brokenarrow
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karma.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:00 | Link to Comment holmes
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I can always send him my nailgun

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:00 | Link to Comment QQQBall
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The ambulance was escorted to the hospital by Sinola Cartel members in Ford LTDs

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:02 | Link to Comment Meat Hammer
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"What's wrong with him?"

"Lunger."

"Well, I hope you die."

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:10 | Link to Comment pot_and_kettle
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Did you ever see anything like that before?



Hell, I ain't never even heard of anything like that.




Where is he?



Down by the creek, walkin' on water.
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:25 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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Tombstone quotes FTW!

BYE!

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 15:09 | Link to Comment vulcanraven
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Play for blood, right?

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 16:33 | Link to Comment Pure Evil
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You're no daisy! You're no daisy at all. Poor soul, you were just too high strung.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 17:35 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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No need to go heeled to get the bulge on a tub like you.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:02 | Link to Comment Spungo
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I collapsed after I realized how much of a cunt I am!

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:02 | Link to Comment maskone909
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too much chooming from barry's long pipe

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:02 | Link to Comment stant
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i hope the nurse is from waco

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:03 | Link to Comment nc551
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He had a moment of clarity from his fascism addiction.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:05 | Link to Comment bankonzhongguo
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Please Jesus G_d almighty, strike down this human stain and blot on our ailing Republic.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:05 | Link to Comment GeezerGeek
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A high-ranking subordinate must have suggested following the Constitution, and his body couldn't handle the shock.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:09 | Link to Comment pot_and_kettle
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my money's on polonium  :P

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:06 | Link to Comment Kreditanstalt
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Is he by any chance another banker?

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:07 | Link to Comment Quinvarius
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Crack.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:08 | Link to Comment Rising Sun
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It doesn't get any sweeter.

 

Fuck you and die Holder!!!!

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:08 | Link to Comment GrinandBearit
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Yeah?... well, I hope you die.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:08 | Link to Comment q99x2
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Be gone criminal Holder. Just die M'Fer.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:09 | Link to Comment Blazed
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HAHA!

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:10 | Link to Comment Blazed
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Please exit the scene Holder.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:09 | Link to Comment Apeman
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Good News

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:10 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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   I would prefer Holder takes the Banksters exit { nail gun, building jump} but this will suffice...

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:11 | Link to Comment KingdomKum
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Congratulations to all who have made disparaging remarks - you will all now rise to the top of the FEMA list  .  .  .

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:15 | Link to Comment The Wisp
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They will not put anybody with a sense of Humor in a FEMA camp.. Chains do not make a Slave, Besides the Guards don't like being laughed at..

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:41 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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Good luck getting me into that camp!

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 18:06 | Link to Comment Urban Redneck
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Since when does government hand out demotions to anyone?

(dissidents, terrorists, or employees)

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:13 | Link to Comment The Wisp
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Can always Hope he catches something Worse while he is in the Hospital, like most Americans end up doing...

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:14 | Link to Comment overmedicatedun...
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let's hope he never gets to spend all the bribes from wall st banksters, and dies while in office. riacin it's whats for breakfast.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:14 | Link to Comment Conax
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Shit happens in hospitals, I hope his doctor takes good care of him.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:15 | Link to Comment hangemhigh77
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I hope he dies.  There should be a vigil outside his hospital praying that he dies.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:16 | Link to Comment F.A. Hayek
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Oh, what a web we weave, when first we practice to deceive.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:16 | Link to Comment SmittyinLA
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Holder still has plenty of use, the invasion party establishment in CA needs defending, Juan R Rodriguez (AKA LA County Assessor) is still out on bail pending trial, Senator Calderon is indicted with a rainbow of Congressmen in his wake.  

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:17 | Link to Comment bigrooster
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Please die.  For the victims of the familes who died because of your arming of Mexican drug cartels this will be just a little bit of the justice that they deserve.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:19 | Link to Comment vanderleun
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Well, this story starts well, but its end is very disappointing. Maybe next time.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:22 | Link to Comment LFMayor
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Muthafucka done got the Itis.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:22 | Link to Comment thamnosma
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So does that mean nobody wants to sign my Get Well card?

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:42 | Link to Comment Cygnus Nigri
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Do you have an "eat shit and die" card?

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:25 | Link to Comment erg
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They should do some exploratory surgery on him and fill him full of junior mints. One box should do it.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:27 | Link to Comment kurt
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Such vitriol follows here. Holder's problem is that he cares too much. Now, the intensity of that caring has caused him some physical discomfort. Humanitarians, that you all claim to be, should wish him well and pray for a speedy recovery. So how about it Skipper? 

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 15:02 | Link to Comment BlackChicken
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That was funny Kurt...

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:28 | Link to Comment asscannon101
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And here I was, hoping for Spontaneous Human Combustion...

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 09:40 | Link to Comment FrankDrakman
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.. requires humans.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:28 | Link to Comment TrumpXVI
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I hope he dies.

....and I hope it's painful.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:34 | Link to Comment ConManipulation
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He's in good condition, huh?  Well then here's to hoping that his conndition take a sudden Fast & Furious turn for the worse!!

 

FUCK YOU, HOLDER, YOU MURDERING PIECE OF SHIT!!! 

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:33 | Link to Comment rwe2late
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Is it nearing time for Obama to appoint someone

who will make it seem like even

Alberto Gonzales and John Ashcroft

were champions defending the Constitution?

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 15:05 | Link to Comment thamnosma
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That's Eric Holder idiot.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:36 | Link to Comment jomama
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he must have walked in on the first family parents getting down

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:37 | Link to Comment Joebloinvestor
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He can't suffer enough.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:37 | Link to Comment Cangaroo.TNT
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"...after he felt faint and was short of breath during a morning meeting with his 'staff'...."

 

These symptoms are easily explained by auto-erotic asphyxiation.  From what I hear....

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:38 | Link to Comment alangreedspank
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Me to said hospital: "If you like Holder, you can keep Holder. Period!"

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:39 | Link to Comment Shitonya Serfs
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I wish you a slow, agonizing death you piece of shit (then you can go eat Skittles with Trayvon). I didn’t mention the color is said shit, just so I didn’t come off as racist. I did mention Trayvon, but I’m talking about another one (Trayvon Whitepalms).

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:39 | Link to Comment Frank N. Beans
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89 comments already for only 2800 reads.  For some reason i'm getting the feeling that nobody around here cares much for Eric Holder. 

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