Yellen Testifies Before The Senate: Live Stream

Tyler Durden's picture


Two weeks ago, Janet Yellen's testimony to the Senate, following her remarks to the House, were delayed due to inclement weather. Now that it is no longer snowing, she is back behind the mic at the Senate Banking Committee, where she will deliver the same identical prepared remarks as she did last time, but obviously with a different Q&A. Watch it live here.

Your rating: None

- advertisements -

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 10:59 | 4484349 Agent P
Agent P's picture

Dutch boy! 

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 11:01 | 4484358 Thought Processor
Thought Processor's picture





She's a Man!

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 11:06 | 4484371 unwashedmass
unwashedmass's picture


the two of them, johnsonn and yellen, what a couple of trolls. 

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 11:18 | 4484432 DblAjent
DblAjent's picture

Yellen, out from under her bridge, addresses Senate..."

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 11:37 | 4484504 TruthInSunshine
TruthInSunshine's picture


Oh, Come On!!



Thu, 02/27/2014 - 11:56 | 4484664 economics9698
economics9698's picture

Communist tribe member ripping off the goyim.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:05 | 4484722 dontgoforit
dontgoforit's picture

Isn't 'Yellen' short for 'Yellensky?'  Russian, too?  Slam dunk!

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:12 | 4484747 Divided States ...
Divided States of America's picture

I dont want to see these weekly testimony of some zionist bitch being grilled by a bunch of bribed yard-apes....what i really want is a testimony of what dialogue really goes on inside a synagogue. I want some insider tips and which days NOT to show up to work because some planes may crash into it.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:15 | 4484767 Slave
Slave's picture

Yellen talks like a 12 year old boy trying to make his (her) voice sound deep like a man's.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:19 | 4484783 Indian_Goldsmith
Indian_Goldsmith's picture

Feminists act less feminine and more like the gender they love to hate. I'll never understand this contradiction. 

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:32 | 4484857 jbvtme
jbvtme's picture

i didn't realize dolly the clone had a sister...

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:34 | 4484868 jbvtme
jbvtme's picture

and when was the last time we heard a christian talk about money?

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 15:51 | 4485952 Four chan
Four chan's picture

roy orbison called, wants his hair back.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:39 | 4484898 TeamDepends
TeamDepends's picture

The psychological term for this condition is "shlong envy".

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:56 | 4484994 ParkAveFlasher
ParkAveFlasher's picture

A good schtupping would help that! 

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:25 | 4484812 overmedicatedun...
overmedicatedundersexed's picture

can I comment if I never listened to one word yellen spoke, I mean can anyone take her serious? they can say nothing that is not lies ...better zh runs voice over of three stooges movies with this video. seen too many of these hearings with ben and greenspan..god what a waste of time.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:07 | 4485066 U4 eee aaa
U4 eee aaa's picture

You should be able to comment since the party line never changes

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:36 | 4484882 MeMongo
MeMongo's picture

Careful cowboy, Francis don't need no company ;^)

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 11:29 | 4484506 Divided States ...
Divided States of America's picture

Holy fuck she is one ugly mother^&$#*!

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 11:31 | 4484524 FuzzyDunlop21
FuzzyDunlop21's picture

The title of Mrs Debtfire is well deserved

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 11:38 | 4484565 HyBrasilian
HyBrasilian's picture

& there's MARLA HOOCH! ~ what a PRINTER!

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 11:37 | 4484553 ziggy59
ziggy59's picture

Yesh, Long Grapenuts and Prunes

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 11:55 | 4484649 TruthInSunshine
TruthInSunshine's picture

Not 20 minutes in, and Chuck "Get To Work Mrs. Debtfire" Schumer is begging for both an end to tapering AND revising DOWN forward guidance on the 6.5% UE rate - for his constituents, the bankers, of course.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:02 | 4484703 Stoploss
Stoploss's picture

Significant change in outlook , FED could reconsider taper.. Check.

No need to shrink balance sheet to tighten policy... Check.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:25 | 4484816 deus x machina
deus x machina's picture

lagarde of IMF is a man too

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 11:15 | 4484414 Max Damage
Max Damage's picture

Sorry but that is one seriously ugly woman. Can't they put a mask on her for these things? One like this just to reduce the grotesque spectacle

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 11:38 | 4484563 Deacon Frost
Deacon Frost's picture

The question is, for a ‘PhD’ why does she speak in such a primitive and uncultured tone?

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:00 | 4484568 TruthInSunshine
TruthInSunshine's picture

Looks like a fatter Larry Summers

Sounds EXACTLY like Woody Allen

Speaks as ambiguously as Bernanke

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:40 | 4484909 MeMongo
MeMongo's picture

What could they all possibly have in common?

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 11:47 | 4484598 Cacete de Ouro
Cacete de Ouro's picture

I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you

Apologies to Brad

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:23 | 4484803 Indian_Goldsmith
Indian_Goldsmith's picture

I love you too, Janet. Please slam the price of gold further, my love. I need to buy more for that golden necklace I'm building for you. 

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 11:48 | 4484600 alphamentalist
alphamentalist's picture

its like a vial of woody allen's DNA was set loose in jim henson's workshop...

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 11:50 | 4484615 Blano
Blano's picture

Androgynous Pat.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:36 | 4484883 deus x machina
deus x machina's picture

why is it they spew out a lot of words but say NOTHING!

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 11:00 | 4484351 detached.amusement
detached.amusement's picture

they should just have siri read the teleprompter

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 11:00 | 4484352 buzzsaw99
buzzsaw99's picture


yellen: woof

good boy janet!

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 11:04 | 4484365 superflex
superflex's picture

Good thing I have a conference call in 10 minutes.  That's jew bitch voice boils my blood.

Fuck you Cunt!

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 11:05 | 4484366 quasimodo
quasimodo's picture

Dammit, I was doing so well there for a few day without seeing her ugly mug. 

Suddenly I have an inverted erection that is poking some of my lumbar vertebrae

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 11:11 | 4484399 buzzsaw99
buzzsaw99's picture

if zh keeps putting her mug up i will have to stop coming here before i vomit

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 11:56 | 4484663 Cacete de Ouro
Cacete de Ouro's picture

And that says a lot, coming from a guy who lives under another guy's abdomen

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:49 | 4484957 Miffed Microbio...
Miffed Microbiologist's picture

Oh dear Quasi! Are sporting a vagina! No, please say it's not true. We need the few men we have left. Fight it my dear. Hey, we have a problem here. Eye bleach needed on isle 3.


Thu, 02/27/2014 - 11:05 | 4484368 MieleBauknecht
MieleBauknecht's picture

pwned by lloyd and dimon

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 11:06 | 4484374 Elliptico
Elliptico's picture

Why does she always look like she's been sucking on a lemon?

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:43 | 4484924 MeMongo
MeMongo's picture

Cuz I heard gals like her don't swallow!

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 11:06 | 4484376 Seasmoke
Seasmoke's picture

The Tribe just needs everyone to stay on script ....

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 11:07 | 4484379 optimator
optimator's picture

Didn't they rehearse this show?  Can't these guys even read what they're given?  Farce.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 11:08 | 4484382 tovar2
tovar2's picture

Here goes the gnome show...

Let's see if the white witch has any new  bullshit to spit out to the idiots or just regurgitated old Ben dribble.

Let the drinking begin 

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 11:08 | 4484385 superflex
superflex's picture

Chairman Johnson is one dim bulb.

We pay these fucking idiots?

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 11:13 | 4484406 BeetleBailey
BeetleBailey's picture

How the fuck did this guy get elected? He reads like a moron....

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:27 | 4484822 Indian_Goldsmith
Indian_Goldsmith's picture

How did this moron get elected? Simple answer,


the american voter. 

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!