Yellen Testifies Before The Senate: Live Stream

Tyler Durden's picture

Two weeks ago, Janet Yellen's testimony to the Senate, following her remarks to the House, were delayed due to inclement weather. Now that it is no longer snowing, she is back behind the mic at the Senate Banking Committee, where she will deliver the same identical prepared remarks as she did last time, but obviously with a different Q&A. Watch it live here.

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unwashedmass's picture


the two of them, johnsonn and yellen, what a couple of trolls. 

DblAjent's picture

Yellen, out from under her bridge, addresses Senate..."

TruthInSunshine's picture


Oh, Come On!!



economics9698's picture

Communist tribe member ripping off the goyim.

dontgoforit's picture

Isn't 'Yellen' short for 'Yellensky?'  Russian, too?  Slam dunk!

Divided States of America's picture

I dont want to see these weekly testimony of some zionist bitch being grilled by a bunch of bribed yard-apes....what i really want is a testimony of what dialogue really goes on inside a synagogue. I want some insider tips and which days NOT to show up to work because some planes may crash into it.

Slave's picture

Yellen talks like a 12 year old boy trying to make his (her) voice sound deep like a man's.

Indian_Goldsmith's picture

Feminists act less feminine and more like the gender they love to hate. I'll never understand this contradiction. 

jbvtme's picture

i didn't realize dolly the clone had a sister...

jbvtme's picture

and when was the last time we heard a christian talk about money?

Four chan's picture

roy orbison called, wants his hair back.

TeamDepends's picture

The psychological term for this condition is "shlong envy".

ParkAveFlasher's picture

A good schtupping would help that! 

overmedicatedundersexed's picture

can I comment if I never listened to one word yellen spoke, I mean can anyone take her serious? they can say nothing that is not lies ...better zh runs voice over of three stooges movies with this video. seen too many of these hearings with ben and greenspan..god what a waste of time.

U4 eee aaa's picture

You should be able to comment since the party line never changes

MeMongo's picture

Careful cowboy, Francis don't need no company ;^)

Divided States of America's picture

Holy fuck she is one ugly mother^&$#*!

FuzzyDunlop21's picture

The title of Mrs Debtfire is well deserved

HyBrasilian's picture

& there's MARLA HOOCH! ~ what a PRINTER!

TruthInSunshine's picture

Not 20 minutes in, and Chuck "Get To Work Mrs. Debtfire" Schumer is begging for both an end to tapering AND revising DOWN forward guidance on the 6.5% UE rate - for his constituents, the bankers, of course.

Stoploss's picture

Significant change in outlook , FED could reconsider taper.. Check.

No need to shrink balance sheet to tighten policy... Check.

Max Damage's picture

Sorry but that is one seriously ugly woman. Can't they put a mask on her for these things? One like this just to reduce the grotesque spectacle

Deacon Frost's picture

The question is, for a ‘PhD’ why does she speak in such a primitive and uncultured tone?

TruthInSunshine's picture

Looks like a fatter Larry Summers

Sounds EXACTLY like Woody Allen

Speaks as ambiguously as Bernanke

MeMongo's picture

What could they all possibly have in common?

Cacete de Ouro's picture

I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you

Apologies to Brad

Indian_Goldsmith's picture

I love you too, Janet. Please slam the price of gold further, my love. I need to buy more for that golden necklace I'm building for you. 

alphamentalist's picture

its like a vial of woody allen's DNA was set loose in jim henson's workshop...

deus x machina's picture

why is it they spew out a lot of words but say NOTHING!

detached.amusement's picture

they should just have siri read the teleprompter

buzzsaw99's picture


yellen: woof

good boy janet!

superflex's picture

Good thing I have a conference call in 10 minutes.  That's jew bitch voice boils my blood.

Fuck you Cunt!

quasimodo's picture

Dammit, I was doing so well there for a few day without seeing her ugly mug. 

Suddenly I have an inverted erection that is poking some of my lumbar vertebrae

buzzsaw99's picture

if zh keeps putting her mug up i will have to stop coming here before i vomit

Cacete de Ouro's picture

And that says a lot, coming from a guy who lives under another guy's abdomen

Miffed Microbiologist's picture

Oh dear Quasi! Are sporting a vagina! No, please say it's not true. We need the few men we have left. Fight it my dear. Hey, we have a problem here. Eye bleach needed on isle 3.


MieleBauknecht's picture

pwned by lloyd and dimon

Elliptico's picture

Why does she always look like she's been sucking on a lemon?

MeMongo's picture

Cuz I heard gals like her don't swallow!

Seasmoke's picture

The Tribe just needs everyone to stay on script ....

optimator's picture

Didn't they rehearse this show?  Can't these guys even read what they're given?  Farce.

tovar2's picture

Here goes the gnome show...

Let's see if the white witch has any new  bullshit to spit out to the idiots or just regurgitated old Ben dribble.

Let the drinking begin 

superflex's picture

Chairman Johnson is one dim bulb.

We pay these fucking idiots?

BeetleBailey's picture

How the fuck did this guy get elected? He reads like a moron....

Indian_Goldsmith's picture

How did this moron get elected? Simple answer,


the american voter.