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Obama To Deliver Statement On Ukraine At 4:45 PM - Live Stream

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Obama is scheduled to speak on the Ukraine 4:45pm. He may not even be half an hour last this time. And while we are waiting, we just got this:

  • U.S. BELIEVES GROUND TROUPS IN CRIMEA ARE INDEED RUSSIAN: CNN

Perhaps this confirms there are no Russian troops on the ground after all.

Well that was quick:

  • OBAMA SAYS ‘DEEPLY CONCERNED’ BY RUSSIAN MILITARY MOVEMENTS
  • OBAMA SAYS "THERE WILL BE COSTS" FOR MILITARY INTERVENTION IN UKRAINE
  • OBAMA SAYS "UKRAINE PEOPLE DESERVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO DETERMINE THEIR OWN FUTURE"
  • OBAMA SAYS HE COMMENDS RESTRAINT OF UKRAINIAN GOVERNMENT
  • OBAMA SAYS BIDEN HAS SPOKEN WITH PRIME MINISTER OF UKRAINE
  • OBAMA SAYS U.S. SUPPORTS UKRANIAN SOVERIGNTY

And... that's it: no statement on what if anything the US will do if Russia keeps its presence there and continues piling troops and equipment.

 

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Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:37 | 4491127 semperfidelis
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WAR!!! THE MIC loves WAR!!!

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:39 | 4491145 1835jackson
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If you want your red line you can keep your red line.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:45 | 4491161 nope-1004
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WTF is it any of Obama's business who Russia secures as their partner for oil exports?  Oh ya.....I forgot, the US owns (manipulates) the financial world.

Goodnight petro-dollar.

 

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:45 | 4491198 pods
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"So like, this shit is like, fucked."

Shot of Goldschlager if he says "let me be clear!"

pods

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:47 | 4491213 unrulian
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Goldschager is for pussies...i'll raise you a single malt or atleast a canadian whiskey 

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:50 | 4491238 flacon
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W.W.C.S.D? What would Chuck Schumer do?

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:53 | 4491265 Jim in MN
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Chivas.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:59 | 4491286 ZerOhead
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Yanukovych reportedly steals $70B over 3 years ($23B/yr) in a $200 billion economy...

http://www.kyivpost.com/content/politics/yatseniuk-yanukovych-administra...

European and American bankers take note of this theft and are now ready to inject $233 billion of new debt at 10% into the Ukrainian economy...

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:01 | 4491327 flacon
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You forgot the "B" as in BILLION.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:04 | 4491353 Thought Processor
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I just started my popcorn maker.  For realz.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:09 | 4491382 ParkAveFlasher
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30 seconds from Barry!  Wow!  Turn the popcorn maker off before you waste kernels!

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:10 | 4491402 Thought Processor
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Yeah, that was kind of a nuthin burger.

 

 

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:13 | 4491428 john39
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I guess he thought that he had to do something... and empty talk is all he has ever had.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:23 | 4491474 Occident Mortal
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Because Obama has a great track record of jawboning Putin?

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:44 | 4491580 dogbreath
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5 billion from the CIA sure helped them Ukaranians determine their own future

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:55 | 4491651 Troll Magnet
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Send Michelle's fat ass over there. Just might spook the Russians.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 19:13 | 4491746 NEKO
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"OBAMA SAYS U.S. SUPPORTS UKRANIAN SOVERIGNTY"

What a joke - Soverignty is the last thing that any good globalist supports...

I smell fish!

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 19:37 | 4491860 strannick
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If Putin doesnt leave right now, the US will increase import duties on Vodka by 7%

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 19:46 | 4491897 Final Authority
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He is a liar like virtually every U.S. President since George Washington. Why do people even turn on the tube to listen to liars?

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 21:50 | 4492335 SuperRay
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You, and I, wish it was only empty talk.  This snake does more than just talk.  He just can't attack foreign countries, but he's a phenom at attacking his own people and getting away with it.  He's a negative oreo - black on the outside, whiter than W on the inside.  I tell you, since the presidential coup of 1963, things have just never been the same.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:16 | 4491444 SWRichmond
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  • OBAMA SAYS HE COMMENDS RESTRAINT OF UKRAINIAN GOVERNMENT

Restrain the Ukrainian government?  I think Putin's got that covered already.

Is anyone here other than me old enough to remember Gorbachev's embarrasing struggle for relevance during the multi-year period while the Soviet Union was disintegrating?  Obama reminds me of that in a very big way.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:20 | 4491467 john39
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when real shit starts happening, it becomes pretty obvious who the fake leaders are.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:22 | 4491471 ZerOhead
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You are red hot today...

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:29 | 4491501 disabledvet
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seems to be an argument for a US "intervention" actually.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 19:07 | 4491716 angel_of_joy
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That intervention took place already. It happened on Wall Street and lasted a full half an hour...

Sat, 03/01/2014 - 00:17 | 4492139 FEDbuster
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Send John Kerry to smooth things over with Putin.  Too bad Hillary is not available to "prove" herself.

Of course you could always send the Goldman Suks true power delegation "Stammerin" Hank Paulson and Jon "the Magician" Corzine. 

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:43 | 4491554 ForWhomTheTollBuilds
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This is probably a grossly oversimplified view of military history and reality, but doesn't it feel like ever since the US got faced on Syria, its like the cat is out of the bag now and no one takes the US seriously anymore? I've felt it coming on for a long time now, but lately its palpable that China and Russia have a free hand and they know it.   Obama's speech today is further proof.

 

I see Iran has sent warships to graze the US coast (first time ever).  Even second rate powers with important friends do as they please.

 

Not that US should involve itself in Ukraine, but hypothetically if some vital US interest was involved America would be fucked because it is:

 

- Too morally unsure of itself to form a coherent, consistent argument for action or to see it through the mess that would be involved (note that in contrast, Putin just identifies what he wants and takes it - he calls it "Russian interests" where the US would feel the need to make up some bullshit story about human rights and freedom)

- Too politically inept to manage a high-stakes game of brinkmanship without being outsmarted (see Syria) or fucking it up and causing WW3.

- Too poor to afford to stage the actual war anyway (fighting Russia or China invites a run on the US dollar system in a way that pissing on Syria doesn't).

 

America is Russia and China's bitch now.  Watch them prove it.

 

 

Sat, 03/01/2014 - 00:35 | 4492624 BraveSirRobin
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This is my biggest worry. Obama is so grossly incompentent he could actually get us pulled into a WWIII.

You get the government you deserve.

Sat, 03/01/2014 - 03:54 | 4492773 MisterMousePotato
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No, *I* get the government *they* deserve.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 20:10 | 4492001 silvermail
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"OBAMA SAYS HE COMMENDS RESTRAINT OF UKRAINIAN GOVERNMENT"

In Ukraine now no legitimate government. Power in Ukraine was seized by force, undemocratically. Those who seized power through bloodshed, are criminals and impostors.

Now they're scared. They understand that they will be arrested and prosecuted according to the laws of Ukraine.
Obama is right, they show restraint. They are still holding back his desire to escape from the country.


Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:09 | 4491391 ss123
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The talk was so short I doubt you got any popped in time.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:13 | 4491429 Thought Processor
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Actually, what the hell did he say other than we are watching and we would prefer if the Ukraine stayed unified?

 

I think Putin is making his stance clear via actions.

 

Obama making his not so clear with words.

 

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:16 | 4491449 john39
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the red line has gone missing again.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:21 | 4491469 Portuguese Revo...
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Ukraine will stay unified under Vlad's "helping" hand!

I'm still amazed at how an incompetent and completely brainless twat gets to sit in the oval office...

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:32 | 4491527 Dr. Destructo
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Really? I thought being a brainless twat was a requirement for such a position. That and being able to do as one is told by the oligiarchs.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 20:37 | 4492109 silvermail
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"I think Putin is making his stance clear via actions.

Obama making his not so clear with words."

Putin said many times and warned earlier. He said it many times openly and directly: If Ukraine will change vector in the direction of NATO, Russia will be forced to take back the Russian land, that Russia presented previously for Ukraine, as for good ally of Russia. This is a map of lands, that Russia gave Ukraine in different years:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpDyt6PlCJs

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:10 | 4491406 john39
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what a waste of time.   what was the point of that garbage that came out of his mouth?

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:09 | 4491386 fonestar
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...or buying more Bitcoins!!

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:14 | 4491435 johnQpublic
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lol

financial depression, not just feeling depressed:)

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:14 | 4491437 fxrxexexdxoxmx
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damn fonestar I did not see that one comming and I actually laughed. My up vote. You do know you are insane do you not.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:32 | 4491526 Buckaroo Banzai
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Compared to what is actually happening in the world, fonestar is a breath of fresh air. Downvoters gonna downvote, I guess, but I for one appreciate his brand of lunacy.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:47 | 4491601 Bindar Dundat
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Perogicoin coming out soon!  It actually communicates and is very smart.

 

 Unfortunately it speaks with a  Russian accent.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 19:03 | 4491695 derek_vineyard
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must be a boring life if all you think about is bitcoin.   most men spend most of their time thinking of something more satisfying.  fonestar---are you a virgin?

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:15 | 4491441 Husk-Erzulie
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Never pass a couple of kids lemonade stand without stopping...

Always upvote Fonestar...

Words to live by Bitchez... ;~p

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:40 | 4491557 LapseOfReason
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I hate you

Hugs

Sat, 03/01/2014 - 00:37 | 4492628 BraveSirRobin
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WWIII will break lots and lots of windows. We are all going to be insanely rich! 

Sat, 03/01/2014 - 04:48 | 4492812 -NaN-
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I enjoy watching real wars on TV.  Its the most intense reality show ever, sponsored by KFC, Viagra, and energy drinks.  America, FUCK YA!

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:02 | 4491337 UselessEater
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tataa....zerohead presents us with the real olympics..... not that circus we the masses watch

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:03 | 4491346 camaro68ss
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I say chug the bottle if he brings up anything about “red lines”

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:55 | 4491287 Ident 7777 economy
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Shots or swigs (direct from the bottle)?

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:57 | 4491302 negative rates
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Time for the administration to bend over and insert debt.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:12 | 4491416 1000 splendid suns
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"You stay classy San Diego"

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:39 | 4491552 CrashisOptimistic
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This is the sort of powerful Obama response that will make the Chinese think twice before taking the Senkaku Islands, and maybe the southern half of Japan just for good measure.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:06 | 4491367 10mm
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Rupplemints, full throttle.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:56 | 4491294 Citxmech
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For this event - the proper drink is obviously Vodka.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:59 | 4491316 johnQpublic
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oh please

obama is giving the speech not putin

the drink is something pink, or maybe marie brissard watermelon(pink, and watermelon)

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:05 | 4491356 camaro68ss
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A pink pantie dropper, because Putin is raping Obama politically

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:07 | 4491370 pods
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Hey O, I dropped the soap, you wanna pick that up for me?

Sure Vlad.

And that is how he became known as Vlad the Impaler.

pods

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:14 | 4491433 Zymurguy
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If I dropped my keys in the oval office I'd kick them to the door before trying to pick them up.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:03 | 4491300 sunaJ
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A few videos of Russian combat helicopters flying into Crimea while we wait for the TOTUS.

 

 

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:32 | 4491522 BustainMovealota
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Jack Daniels if you please, Knock me to my knees!

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:32 | 4491524 BustainMovealota
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Jack Daniels if you please, Knock me to my knees!

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:32 | 4491525 BustainMovealota
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Jack Daniels if you please, Knock me to my knees!

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 19:15 | 4491731 Headbanger
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Fuck Chivas and Canaduh whiskey..  I'll buy you all a round of Powers Irish.

And fuck you too Barry and all of you limp wristed, bed wetting faggots who voted for him!

 

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:55 | 4491275 ZerOhead
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.

 

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:54 | 4491279 strannick
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Put Putin and Obama in the Octogon and let them settle it

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:17 | 4491436 ParkAveFlasher
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Putin would first fortify Georgia using the excuse of terrorist uprising, throw Turkey into the chaos of a militarized state, establish a naval presence in the Mediterrenean, move arms into Syria, and finally reinforce the Crimea.  Oh wait, I'm confused, he'd stalk the middle of the octagon, dodging Obama's natural reach advantage, and then sucker him into grappling on the ground.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:54 | 4491282 strannick
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Put Putin and Obama in the Octogon and let them settle it

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 19:16 | 4491759 Headbanger
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Putin would pound his ugly mug into the dirt.

Who fucking voted for such a wanker?

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 22:22 | 4492410 Nick Jihad
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I'd like to see the look on Putin's face, when he finds himself in the Octagon, face to face with the Wookie. I almost feel sorry for him.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:56 | 4491293 strannick
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Put Putin and Obama in the Octogon

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:57 | 4491303 Meat Hammer
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W.W.C.N.D?  What would Chuck Norris do?

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:08 | 4491373 Ident 7777 economy
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Coors ...

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:12 | 4491411 ParkAveFlasher
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The Black Sea is what happened when Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked Turkey in the face.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:59 | 4491314 Occident Mortal
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Obama will come out and talk for 45 minutes.

And Putin will continue to ignore him and his empty threats, while Russian troops continue their silent invasion.

Talk is cheap.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:31 | 4491507 aminorex
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What would you propose?  A military attack on an outpost of the world's second largest nuclear power?

Security council makes the U.N. impotent.

NATO is the only source of international legitimacy which might oppose the invasion.  Do you really think NATO would start a war with Russia over a third-party?

It's just like the Sudetenland before WW2, but this time Russia is the invader and Obama is Neville Chamberlain.

Thing is, the Russian's think they are fighting "fascists", i.e. replaying the Great Patriotic War.

Propaganda is a bitch.

 

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:30 | 4491508 aminorex
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What would you propose?  A military attack on an outpost of the world's second largest nuclear power?

Security council makes the U.N. impotent.

NATO is the only source of international legitimacy which might oppose the invasion.  Do you really think NATO would start a war with Russia over a third-party?

It's just like the Sudetenland before WW2, but this time Russia is the invader.

Thing is, the Russian's think they are fighting "fascists", i.e. replaying the Great Patriotic War.

Propaganda is a bitch.

 

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:32 | 4491521 disabledvet
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bwhahahahahaha.

"zero hedge looking for a real fight."
yep..."Ukraine is just a door mat."
Don't forget to wipe your feet though.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 22:25 | 4492416 Nick Jihad
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Ukraine has been the fifty-yard line, for millenia.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:51 | 4491245 ZerOhead
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$50 bucks says Obamas telepropter displays the word 'FOLKS' more than 5 times...

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:54 | 4491271 Sofa King Confused
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And let me be clear

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:56 | 4491290 nope-1004
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that you folks out their in Mizzura need

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:23 | 4491389 ZerOhead
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That was short. I feel cheated.

I think I'm out $50...

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:56 | 4491296 flacon
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"I inherited this mess. Bush's fault"

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:54 | 4491274 Portuguese Revo...
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That would be the equivalent of a MAJOR hangover tomorrow, because every other sentence he goes: "Let me be clear..."

I'll watch him just for giggles...

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:54 | 4491277 pods
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Dude, they put GOLD in it.  

If we want to stay current, we should at least bust out the Stoli?  Or we can go low and drink Popov, Kalashnikov, or any other cheap shit ending in -ov.

My liver still aches from the last time we had Stoli though.

pods

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:20 | 4491466 Zymurguy
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"Fuck that shit, Pabst Blue Ribbon!!!"

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:37 | 4491543 TheFourthStooge-ing
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"Here's to your fuck, Frank."

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:48 | 4491222 Overfed
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And the motherfucker is late. As per usual.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:51 | 4491250 saints51
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teleprompter has to warm up.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:54 | 4491270 Overfed
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I guess it does give us some time to get the drinking game rules sorted out. Every time he says let me be clear, take a shot or chug your beer.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:58 | 4491310 saints51
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I am a cheap drunk. With that rule I will pass out.lol

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:55 | 4491276 nope-1004
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Il Douche is always late.... he's a pric.

 

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:59 | 4491317 john39
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he thinks that the delay adds gravitas...    if he saved the tactic for special occaisons, maybe...  but every single appearance.  not so much.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:00 | 4491320 saints51
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The douche thinks he is king and feels time does not exist in his world.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:40 | 4491555 Buckaroo Banzai
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What do you expect?? Am I the only one here who understands the concept of Colored People's Time?

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:10 | 4491395 RafterManFMJ
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I predict his teleprompter, unable to be part of the pantheon of lies any longer, throws itself off a JPM building somewhere.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:52 | 4491261 Joe Davola
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They're polling as we speak.

Or Soros is telling him what to say.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:02 | 4491334 Dr. Venkman
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I am convinced, and have been so for years, that Obama is perpetually late because he is either hyperventilating into a paper bag, smoking up to calm his nerves, or waiting for anti-anxiety meds to kick in. The only other option (IMO) is that he has utter contempt for the world generally, and US citizens specifically, and does not give a shit. That would be impossible.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:41 | 4491561 Buckaroo Banzai
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Occam's razor tells us: it's just CPT, baby.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 19:01 | 4491688 Dr. Venkman
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You might be correct. I can see clearly now. Thanks, BB.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:45 | 4491202 semperfidelis
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I think this is about those empty vaults in London. War=force majeure. Are you unpatriotic in times of war? Court martial for you sir.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:49 | 4491225 salvadordaly
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I think this is more about LNG. Search "Ukraine and Chevron".

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:58 | 4491308 nope-1004
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+1.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:42 | 4491567 Buckaroo Banzai
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That, and the fact that Ukraine was days away from insolvency.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:18 | 4491452 RafterManFMJ
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Let me be clear, as your affirmative action president, I've been promoted far, far above any semblance of my experience or intelligence.  If I wasn't such a compromised tool of the CIA, and the MIC Bankster complex, I'd have a hard time holding a job collecting bus tokens.

 

But as long as I do as I am told, I get to golf and enjoy as much Afghani dope as I can shoot; and let me be clear, folks, it's a deal you would take as well.

 

Although my family is full of known commies and CIA agents, I represent a normal Ken-, er, American upbringing.

 

No matter who you are in these 57 states, you do doubt had CIA contacts, and commies in your immediate family, as I have. Let me be clear. I am a real, non-manufactured human being. And despite the video, I do not eat flies.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 19:07 | 4491717 kill switch
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nope-1004

 

Short but one of your better ones!!

 

Thanx

 

The Kill Switch

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 21:15 | 4492239 Antifaschistische
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"OBAMA SAYS U.S. SUPPORTS UKRANIAN SOVERIGNTY"

What is Soverignty?  

A collection of individuals who chose to govern themselves? 

OBAMA doesn't believe this!!!  If he does, why don't we sample it in the US!!   Draw off a single ten square mile chunk of land anywhere in the US and offer freedom from all US government oversight and regulation and watch the stampede!!   Fascist must disallow freedom of choice and soverignty. 

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:45 | 4491201 Stoploss
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Barry's last press conference???


Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:53 | 4491266 Joe Davola
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I see through the audacity of your hope.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 23:33 | 4492540 1000924014093
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you mispelled "dope".

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:54 | 4491273 Ident 7777 economy
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You mean, this is it?

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:04 | 4491352 LMAOLORI
Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:05 | 4491358 Freddie
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Obama is as Zio-Con and MIC-Zio as the Bushes and Clintons.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 19:23 | 4491787 Groundhog Day
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Wtf no youtube video evidence from Kerry? How ami supposed to believe this

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:39 | 4491147 Thought Processor
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Any bets on what he says?

 

 

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:41 | 4491166 Thought Processor
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O.T. but not really-  anyone else notice the internet slowing down.  My transfer rate within the last 6 hours is way down.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:49 | 4491230 Ident 7777 economy
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Your Ukraine-based DNS server is being DOS'd ..

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:47 | 4491209 Black Forest
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He will proudly announce that he was not born in Kenya but in Crimea.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:00 | 4491319 Meat Hammer
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Barry puts the crime in Crimea.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:48 | 4491215 Toolshed
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Blah, blah, blah, unacceptable, blah, blah, blah, intolerable, blah, blah,blah, consulting with our allies, blah, blah, blah, discussing possible sanctions, blah, blah, blah, please don't hurt me.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:16 | 4491445 Freddie
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Consulting with our allies?   LOL!  What allies?  Even Canada probably hates us now and they should.

Mexico loves us because we provide endless benefits to illegals and open access to the drug cartels.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:57 | 4491655 Toolshed
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I was thinking like Iraq and Somalia. Maybe? Or what about France? I hear they aren't busy.

Sat, 03/01/2014 - 10:44 | 4493149 Think before yo...
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Not exactly. The (immigration/emigration) tide is going in the other direction now. And many Mexicans are doing the jobs Americans don't want to do anymore because they're busy moving their fat asses in an out of Starbucks, KFC, McDo's. What the US does, however, is selling the cartels all the weapons they demand and consuming all the drugs they offer. Props to that. God bless America. USA USA USA!

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:52 | 4491255 Jim in MN
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"Crimean criminals will crimson as we crimp and cripple them?"

 

Aaaaahhhhh...no.

That is over there in that funner parallel universe.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:10 | 4491407 salvadordaly
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My guess is that a youtube video started all this Russia, Ukraine stuff.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:40 | 4491154 palmereldritch
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Forwar!d

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:51 | 4491160 ZH Snob
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here comes the big distraction.  anything to take attention off of the criminal cabal for which he works.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:41 | 4491163 thamnosma
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There's not going to be a war.  Obama is not in office for that.  He'll blather some tripe and then they will go on to destabilize some other place.   This regime only goes to war with those who cannot fight back.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:05 | 4491349 palmereldritch
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Yep.  Probably going to Be Carter Redux as TPTB feel the need to erect and maintain the facade of the Iron Curtain once again

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 19:57 | 4491937 KickIce
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I think he's dying to go to war as a distraction to his admin scandals and economic failures, the problem is the US can't be seen as an aggressor.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:49 | 4491231 Max Damage
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SO Obama is going to announce his love for the Nazis he just put in charge in Ukraine then?

And then draw another line I guess

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:00 | 4491325 john39
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The U.S. backs liver eaters in Syria, so why not.

Sat, 03/01/2014 - 00:01 | 4492579 Wahooo
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Neo-Nazis and al qaeda. We sure know how to pick 'em.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 22:29 | 4492422 Berspankme
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Announces his upcoming nupitials to Reggie with Moochelle as best wookie

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:49 | 4491232 Kirk2NCC1701
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The MIC loves war.  "It's just good business", bullish for stocks.

The Fed/USD needs war:  Bullish for sinking USTs that threaten the King Dollar's throne.

Expect the Twerker-In-Chief to... tel-a-prompt-us accordingly, packaged attractively and made palatable for sheeple to ingest.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:09 | 4491341 SilverRhino
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If he actually references the treaty that the US is bound by??   Hell,  I might just laugh myself to death.

Human being have a universal human right to determine their own future .... unless it involves Americans with guns, Christians or you wanting to opt out of my health care plan.   

 

What a fucking hypocrtical PIECE OF DOGSHIT

 

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:03 | 4491343 Freddie
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Where are all the cS-ing Dems who voted for him on ZH?   Where is Flake-Meister?

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:07 | 4491368 williambanzai7
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Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:17 | 4491454 thamnosma
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Hey, at least not as expensive as Bill Clinton's haircuts...

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 23:01 | 4492493 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Hilarious. President DisGrace Jones.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:09 | 4491383 takeaction
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No questions will be answered....What a bastard.  That was it????????????????????????

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:11 | 4491412 williambanzai7
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Fri, 02/28/2014 - 19:22 | 4491780 MsCreant
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He wishes his forearms looked that good.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:14 | 4491432 tempo
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Obama can twitter faster than Putin, USA wins!!

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:38 | 4491134 Pheonyte
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Thanks, but I'd rather shove white hot needles through my eyeballs than listen to this clown.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:55 | 4491283 Kirk2NCC1701
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Unless you know it all, it might be interesting -- if not entertaining -- to see what Pretext they use as cover for their Reason.

Always start with Basic Principles, and try to determine how a new jigsaw puzzle piece fits into the Big Picture.  Then ask yourself:  Who benefits?  And then follow/ID the money trail.  Have fun.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:38 | 4491136 saints51
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I will wait for the cliff notes. This banker whore is hard to look at.

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