Obamacare Plunges To New Lows: Presenting DogeCare

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First it was frat bros, then it was sluts, then it was Richard Simmons. Now, that the doge meme has arrived, Obamacare marketing desperation has just sunk to unfathomable lows. This is almost as bad as the Joseph A Bank vs Men's Wearhouse M&A equivalent of the Jerry Springer show.

For the dumbfounded, Marketwatch explains.

The famous, or infamous depending on your viewpoint, “Doge” meme, featuring the picture of a dog with captions indicating he thinks in broken English, was borrowed by HHS in the above photo and put out over the agency’s Facebook page.


So instead of the “So scare” and “What r your doing?”  that we see on the original Doge, the HHS version says “Much affordable,” “Many coverage” and “So health insurance.”


That promptly elicited groans from those who visited. One mocked the broken English with: “Much desperate. Very pandering. Wow.” Another said: “I’ll need that healthcare because I just got cancer from this.” The lion’s share of those who commented were similarly unflattering.

One can only imagine how horrendous the sign up stats for the all imporant young demographic must be for the administration to have to resort to this.

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Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:08 | 4489238 Colonel Klink
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Suck a dick Obama, along with your Obamascam and fascist regime.

Nevermind, you already do.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:09 | 4489246 Pladizow
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They're only appealing to the IQ of the heard!

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:12 | 4489271 Colonel Klink
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Yep using poor retard English to try to do that appealing.  Just goes to show they'll try anything to sell their socialist ideas.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:18 | 4489307 Dick Gazinia
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Either way, that dog still speaks better english than those ebonics yammering fools who voted for Obozo.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:20 | 4489327 Fidel Sarcastro
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DG - Dat be rayycissss

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:21 | 4489330 fonestar
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fonestar didn't like Obamacare at first.  But if Doge is cool with it, so is fonestar.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:24 | 4489338 Colonel Klink
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Ahhhhh, the ZH Goxsucker has arrived!  You're such a POS Bonestar.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:24 | 4489341 superflex
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Such fail, Fonestar

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:32 | 4489404 Skateboarder
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His nickname is dogestar. How do you say that anyway, "doggy star"?

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:51 | 4489468 krispkritter
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I think everyone here knew this bitch had fleas...and then there's M'Obama, 'Let's Move'. This is like a bad 8 year SNL skit playing out.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:05 | 4489621 fonestar
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With the power of Satoshi, the Rapid Spamtoshi Blogging Technology, a point of MethCoin and seventeen espresso shooters fonestar can take on the virtual world.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:14 | 4489682 ConManipulation
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I ask again:  Is there a way to set a user to "ignore"?? 

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:18 | 4489703 fonestar
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No there is not.  And nobody would willingly ignore the gospel of Satoshi Nakamoto anyway.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:50 | 4489870 gmrpeabody
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Chill dude..., you're letting these things run up your blood pressure.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 14:08 | 4489952 Colonel Klink
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Thanks Mr. Peabody.  My bloodpressure is good.  I just tire of Fonefuck's endless diarrhea from his mouth.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 14:45 | 4489970 fonestar
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Have you tried fonestar's new highcryptose bitsyrup?


'tis the cure that ails you

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 15:20 | 4490333 knukles
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Betcha the Doge can write in Cursive

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 15:26 | 4490370 InjectTheVenom
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if Owe-bomb-a had a dog , .... oh, wait, he already does (and named it after his initials . . . no, that's not narcissistic !)

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 15:32 | 4490404 ChanceIs
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+10,000  Ouch.  ROFLMAO.  But really.  Doge is VERY intelligent.  No underbite either.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 14:29 | 4490054 caShOnlY
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BoneStar,    How much money does the gov pay you to work out of your trailer spamming "ALT MEDIA" sights?

Tell us please


Fri, 02/28/2014 - 15:19 | 4490322 fonestar
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Why would .gov pay posters to undermine the dollar while simultaneously trying to entrap Ukraine, Syria, Iran on the dollar?

Answer fonestar that shitsferbrains?

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 16:08 | 4490530 palmereldritch
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I'll play:

Because .gov is actually .globalistmafia and the dollar is a ubitquitous poisoned chalice that will necessitate the adoption of the SDR

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 16:14 | 4490599 fonestar
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Riiiight...... Bitcoin was a conspiracy dreamed up by TPTB to crash the currencies funding their own free lunch in order to introduce a Bitcoin-like competitor that is nothing like Bitcoin and will be forced upon people?

So basically, when one stupid conspiracy you dream up doesn't make sense make up even more stupid shit to explain it away.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:14 | 4490985 palmereldritch
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You asked why the dollar would be undermined and promoted simultaneously.

Ever hear of a pump and dump scheme?  A trojan horse?  These aren’t conspiracy theories, they are known and proven criminal tactics.

The goal of achieving a global SDR is also a known fact and it could only be achieved at the the expense of the current global reserve currency



and obviously it would not be contrived by .gov.  Instead, the perpetrators would be established criminals intent on keeping the grift going and enriching themselves further by extending the central banking ponzi to the next level of feasting and strip mining.  This is logical and does not take feats of imagined fevered conspiracy.

I did not say bitcoin was a conspiracy to this end but offered a metaphorical jab to suggest its emergence and existence would (knowingly or unknowingly) contribute to a decline in the strength of dollar and facilitate the need for the ‘stability’ of an SDR.

You offered the red herring straw man suggestion of ‘conspiracy theory’ together with ad hominem attacks, the tell-tale signs of a trollOp.

Frankly, I expected more from an algo.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 22:01 | 4492368 hobopants
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Why in the world do you feel the need to drop a bit-token turd on every other thread? What is to be gained? The endless proselytizing is converting no one and probably turning off those mildly curious about it. I seriously don't care if bitcoin goes to a million or zero, but I would pay a trillion digi-shekels to see it stop polluting the comment section.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 15:27 | 4490377 XitSam
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Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:10 | 4489659 Colonel Klink
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And here's one of the basis for my above statement:


If it was such a good deal and people should WANT to be on it, then why is it so hard to cancel the policy?

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:19 | 4489709 fonestar
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People will want to be envolved in it once they see Doge is involved.  Is that simple enough for you to understand?

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 14:28 | 4490046 El Oregonian
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Such as yourself, 'Big Flop'.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:44 | 4489842 LMAOLORI
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@Colonel Klink


How about the IRS Goons who will enforce it through threat of imprisonment they just posted the warning...


  1. Your 2014 tax return will ask if you had insurance coverage or qualified for an exemption.  If not, you may owe a shared responsibility payment when you file in 2015.




2. Law. the crime of obtaining money or some other thing of value by the abuse of one’s office or authority.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:53 | 4489886 Colonel Klink
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Pretty much sums it up with the term Goons or Thugs.  Enforcement arm of the Federal Reserve.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 14:32 | 4490079 fonestar
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Goons and Thugs... and their dunce allies on Zerohedge.

"Yeah, I'll put those ASEs on Visa number 4158......"

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:15 | 4491443 Nick Jihad
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"shared responsibility payment"?   That is doubleplusgood.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:03 | 4489604 fonestar
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It is D-oh-Guh coine.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 14:01 | 4489923 SamAdams
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dogestar?  you can't be Sirius....

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:25 | 4489346 fonestar
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Go fuck yourself.

If this is an official endorsement from Doge I support it.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:29 | 4489381 RevRex
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I have some rare, vintage Cabbage Patch dolls for sale, I hear they are the next big thing. How many do you want tp buy?

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:35 | 4489399 superflex
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He got all the Cabbage Patch dolls from Overstock, already.

Magic, The Gathering Cards are what he spends his BTC on.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:20 | 4489711 fonestar
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You can buy all the same stuff on Overstock.com as eBay.com.  Many high quality items.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:46 | 4489852 Cygnus Nigri
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But do fleabay and overstock accept BTC?

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:55 | 4489897 fonestar
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Overstock does and eBay will be forced to just like all of you will.  That's the funny thing about "voluntary" isn't it now?  If 95% of people use something and you don't, you can volunteer to pack your bags and go into the wilderness.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 14:59 | 4490243 dontgoforit
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fonestar, ur a commie, aren't you?  Are you writing from Moscow? 

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 15:11 | 4490286 fonestar
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Haha.... Bitcoin is the epitome of free market capitalism.  Zerohedge poster is epitome of braindead loser.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 15:25 | 4490361 Bay of Pigs
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Come on Tyler....hasn't this guy earned a permanent banning?

Others far less deserving are long gone from ZH.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 15:40 | 4490430 fonestar
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fonestar is the virtual life of the party.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 15:46 | 4490454 akak
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Foneystar is a virtual pain in the asscoin.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:32 | 4489402 Headbanger
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Fomerats is back!   We thought you jumped of a tall building over the Shitcoin mess.

But what would we do without you as our village troll anyway?

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:33 | 4489412 Colonel Klink
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I could only wish.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:37 | 4489442 fonestar
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If fonestar jumps Satoshi will give him wings.

If fonestar falls he wil virtually arise.

If fonestar needs a loyal companion he has his doge.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:43 | 4489484 superflex
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If Fonestar needs love, he orders Fleshlight from Overstock.

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!