Obamacare Plunges To New Lows: Presenting DogeCare

Tyler Durden's picture

First it was frat bros, then it was sluts, then it was Richard Simmons. Now, that the doge meme has arrived, Obamacare marketing desperation has just sunk to unfathomable lows. This is almost as bad as the Joseph A Bank vs Men's Wearhouse M&A equivalent of the Jerry Springer show.

For the dumbfounded, Marketwatch explains.

The famous, or infamous depending on your viewpoint, “Doge” meme, featuring the picture of a dog with captions indicating he thinks in broken English, was borrowed by HHS in the above photo and put out over the agency’s Facebook page.


So instead of the “So scare” and “What r your doing?”  that we see on the original Doge, the HHS version says “Much affordable,” “Many coverage” and “So health insurance.”


That promptly elicited groans from those who visited. One mocked the broken English with: “Much desperate. Very pandering. Wow.” Another said: “I’ll need that healthcare because I just got cancer from this.” The lion’s share of those who commented were similarly unflattering.

One can only imagine how horrendous the sign up stats for the all imporant young demographic must be for the administration to have to resort to this.

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Colonel Klink's picture

Suck a dick Obama, along with your Obamascam and fascist regime.

Nevermind, you already do.

Pladizow's picture

They're only appealing to the IQ of the heard!

Colonel Klink's picture

Yep using poor retard English to try to do that appealing.  Just goes to show they'll try anything to sell their socialist ideas.

Dick Gazinia's picture

Either way, that dog still speaks better english than those ebonics yammering fools who voted for Obozo.

fonestar's picture

fonestar didn't like Obamacare at first.  But if Doge is cool with it, so is fonestar.

Colonel Klink's picture

Ahhhhh, the ZH Goxsucker has arrived!  You're such a POS Bonestar.

Skateboarder's picture

His nickname is dogestar. How do you say that anyway, "doggy star"?

krispkritter's picture

I think everyone here knew this bitch had fleas...and then there's M'Obama, 'Let's Move'. This is like a bad 8 year SNL skit playing out.

fonestar's picture

With the power of Satoshi, the Rapid Spamtoshi Blogging Technology, a point of MethCoin and seventeen espresso shooters fonestar can take on the virtual world.

ConManipulation's picture

I ask again:  Is there a way to set a user to "ignore"?? 

fonestar's picture

No there is not.  And nobody would willingly ignore the gospel of Satoshi Nakamoto anyway.

gmrpeabody's picture


Chill dude..., you're letting these things run up your blood pressure.

Colonel Klink's picture

Thanks Mr. Peabody.  My bloodpressure is good.  I just tire of Fonefuck's endless diarrhea from his mouth.

fonestar's picture

Have you tried fonestar's new highcryptose bitsyrup?


'tis the cure that ails you

knukles's picture

Betcha the Doge can write in Cursive

InjectTheVenom's picture

if Owe-bomb-a had a dog , .... oh, wait, he already does (and named it after his initials . . . no, that's not narcissistic !)

ChanceIs's picture

+10,000  Ouch.  ROFLMAO.  But really.  Doge is VERY intelligent.  No underbite either.

caShOnlY's picture

BoneStar,    How much money does the gov pay you to work out of your trailer spamming "ALT MEDIA" sights?

Tell us please


fonestar's picture

Why would .gov pay posters to undermine the dollar while simultaneously trying to entrap Ukraine, Syria, Iran on the dollar?

Answer fonestar that shitsferbrains?

palmereldritch's picture

I'll play:

Because .gov is actually .globalistmafia and the dollar is a ubitquitous poisoned chalice that will necessitate the adoption of the SDR

fonestar's picture

Riiiight...... Bitcoin was a conspiracy dreamed up by TPTB to crash the currencies funding their own free lunch in order to introduce a Bitcoin-like competitor that is nothing like Bitcoin and will be forced upon people?

So basically, when one stupid conspiracy you dream up doesn't make sense make up even more stupid shit to explain it away.

palmereldritch's picture

You asked why the dollar would be undermined and promoted simultaneously.

Ever hear of a pump and dump scheme?  A trojan horse?  These aren’t conspiracy theories, they are known and proven criminal tactics.

The goal of achieving a global SDR is also a known fact and it could only be achieved at the the expense of the current global reserve currency



and obviously it would not be contrived by .gov.  Instead, the perpetrators would be established criminals intent on keeping the grift going and enriching themselves further by extending the central banking ponzi to the next level of feasting and strip mining.  This is logical and does not take feats of imagined fevered conspiracy.

I did not say bitcoin was a conspiracy to this end but offered a metaphorical jab to suggest its emergence and existence would (knowingly or unknowingly) contribute to a decline in the strength of dollar and facilitate the need for the ‘stability’ of an SDR.

You offered the red herring straw man suggestion of ‘conspiracy theory’ together with ad hominem attacks, the tell-tale signs of a trollOp.

Frankly, I expected more from an algo.

hobopants's picture

Why in the world do you feel the need to drop a bit-token turd on every other thread? What is to be gained? The endless proselytizing is converting no one and probably turning off those mildly curious about it. I seriously don't care if bitcoin goes to a million or zero, but I would pay a trillion digi-shekels to see it stop polluting the comment section.

Colonel Klink's picture

And here's one of the basis for my above statement:


If it was such a good deal and people should WANT to be on it, then why is it so hard to cancel the policy?

fonestar's picture

People will want to be envolved in it once they see Doge is involved.  Is that simple enough for you to understand?

El Oregonian's picture

Such as yourself, 'Big Flop'.

LMAOLORI's picture



@Colonel Klink


How about the IRS Goons who will enforce it through threat of imprisonment they just posted the warning...


  1. Your 2014 tax return will ask if you had insurance coverage or qualified for an exemption.  If not, you may owe a shared responsibility payment when you file in 2015.




2. Law. the crime of obtaining money or some other thing of value by the abuse of one’s office or authority.

Colonel Klink's picture

Pretty much sums it up with the term Goons or Thugs.  Enforcement arm of the Federal Reserve.

fonestar's picture

Goons and Thugs... and their dunce allies on Zerohedge.

"Yeah, I'll put those ASEs on Visa number 4158......"

Nick Jihad's picture

"shared responsibility payment"?   That is doubleplusgood.

SamAdams's picture

dogestar?  you can't be Sirius....

fonestar's picture

Go fuck yourself.

If this is an official endorsement from Doge I support it.

RevRex's picture

I have some rare, vintage Cabbage Patch dolls for sale, I hear they are the next big thing. How many do you want tp buy?

superflex's picture

He got all the Cabbage Patch dolls from Overstock, already.

Magic, The Gathering Cards are what he spends his BTC on.

fonestar's picture

You can buy all the same stuff on Overstock.com as eBay.com.  Many high quality items.

Cygnus Nigri's picture

But do fleabay and overstock accept BTC?

fonestar's picture

Overstock does and eBay will be forced to just like all of you will.  That's the funny thing about "voluntary" isn't it now?  If 95% of people use something and you don't, you can volunteer to pack your bags and go into the wilderness.

dontgoforit's picture

fonestar, ur a commie, aren't you?  Are you writing from Moscow? 

fonestar's picture

Haha.... Bitcoin is the epitome of free market capitalism.  Zerohedge poster is epitome of braindead loser.

Bay of Pigs's picture

Come on Tyler....hasn't this guy earned a permanent banning?

Others far less deserving are long gone from ZH.

fonestar's picture

fonestar is the virtual life of the party.

akak's picture

Foneystar is a virtual pain in the asscoin.

Headbanger's picture

Fomerats is back!   We thought you jumped of a tall building over the Shitcoin mess.

But what would we do without you as our village troll anyway?

fonestar's picture



If fonestar jumps Satoshi will give him wings.

If fonestar falls he wil virtually arise.

If fonestar needs a loyal companion he has his doge.

superflex's picture

If Fonestar needs love, he orders Fleshlight from Overstock.