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Obamacare Plunges To New Lows: Presenting DogeCare

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First it was frat bros, then it was sluts, then it was Richard Simmons. Now, that the doge meme has arrived, Obamacare marketing desperation has just sunk to unfathomable lows. This is almost as bad as the Joseph A Bank vs Men's Wearhouse M&A equivalent of the Jerry Springer show.

For the dumbfounded, Marketwatch explains.

The famous, or infamous depending on your viewpoint, “Doge” meme, featuring the picture of a dog with captions indicating he thinks in broken English, was borrowed by HHS in the above photo and put out over the agency’s Facebook page.


So instead of the “So scare” and “What r your doing?”  that we see on the original Doge, the HHS version says “Much affordable,” “Many coverage” and “So health insurance.”


That promptly elicited groans from those who visited. One mocked the broken English with: “Much desperate. Very pandering. Wow.” Another said: “I’ll need that healthcare because I just got cancer from this.” The lion’s share of those who commented were similarly unflattering.

One can only imagine how horrendous the sign up stats for the all imporant young demographic must be for the administration to have to resort to this.


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Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:08 | 4489238 Colonel Klink
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Suck a dick Obama, along with your Obamascam and fascist regime.

Nevermind, you already do.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:09 | 4489246 Pladizow
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They're only appealing to the IQ of the heard!

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:12 | 4489271 Colonel Klink
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Yep using poor retard English to try to do that appealing.  Just goes to show they'll try anything to sell their socialist ideas.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:18 | 4489307 Dick Gazinia
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Either way, that dog still speaks better english than those ebonics yammering fools who voted for Obozo.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:20 | 4489327 Fidel Sarcastro
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DG - Dat be rayycissss

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:21 | 4489330 fonestar
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fonestar didn't like Obamacare at first.  But if Doge is cool with it, so is fonestar.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:24 | 4489338 Colonel Klink
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Ahhhhh, the ZH Goxsucker has arrived!  You're such a POS Bonestar.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:24 | 4489341 superflex
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Such fail, Fonestar

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:32 | 4489404 Skateboarder
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His nickname is dogestar. How do you say that anyway, "doggy star"?

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:51 | 4489468 krispkritter
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I think everyone here knew this bitch had fleas...and then there's M'Obama, 'Let's Move'. This is like a bad 8 year SNL skit playing out.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:05 | 4489621 fonestar
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With the power of Satoshi, the Rapid Spamtoshi Blogging Technology, a point of MethCoin and seventeen espresso shooters fonestar can take on the virtual world.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:14 | 4489682 ConManipulation
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I ask again:  Is there a way to set a user to "ignore"?? 

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:18 | 4489703 fonestar
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No there is not.  And nobody would willingly ignore the gospel of Satoshi Nakamoto anyway.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:50 | 4489870 gmrpeabody
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Chill dude..., you're letting these things run up your blood pressure.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 14:08 | 4489952 Colonel Klink
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Thanks Mr. Peabody.  My bloodpressure is good.  I just tire of Fonefuck's endless diarrhea from his mouth.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 14:45 | 4489970 fonestar
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Have you tried fonestar's new highcryptose bitsyrup?


'tis the cure that ails you

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 15:20 | 4490333 knukles
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Betcha the Doge can write in Cursive

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 15:26 | 4490370 InjectTheVenom
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if Owe-bomb-a had a dog , .... oh, wait, he already does (and named it after his initials . . . no, that's not narcissistic !)

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 15:32 | 4490404 ChanceIs
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+10,000  Ouch.  ROFLMAO.  But really.  Doge is VERY intelligent.  No underbite either.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 14:29 | 4490054 caShOnlY
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BoneStar,    How much money does the gov pay you to work out of your trailer spamming "ALT MEDIA" sights?

Tell us please


Fri, 02/28/2014 - 15:19 | 4490322 fonestar
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Why would .gov pay posters to undermine the dollar while simultaneously trying to entrap Ukraine, Syria, Iran on the dollar?

Answer fonestar that shitsferbrains?

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 16:08 | 4490530 palmereldritch
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I'll play:

Because .gov is actually .globalistmafia and the dollar is a ubitquitous poisoned chalice that will necessitate the adoption of the SDR

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 16:14 | 4490599 fonestar
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Riiiight...... Bitcoin was a conspiracy dreamed up by TPTB to crash the currencies funding their own free lunch in order to introduce a Bitcoin-like competitor that is nothing like Bitcoin and will be forced upon people?

So basically, when one stupid conspiracy you dream up doesn't make sense make up even more stupid shit to explain it away.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 17:14 | 4490985 palmereldritch
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You asked why the dollar would be undermined and promoted simultaneously.

Ever hear of a pump and dump scheme?  A trojan horse?  These aren’t conspiracy theories, they are known and proven criminal tactics.

The goal of achieving a global SDR is also a known fact and it could only be achieved at the the expense of the current global reserve currency

and obviously it would not be contrived by .gov.  Instead, the perpetrators would be established criminals intent on keeping the grift going and enriching themselves further by extending the central banking ponzi to the next level of feasting and strip mining.  This is logical and does not take feats of imagined fevered conspiracy.

I did not say bitcoin was a conspiracy to this end but offered a metaphorical jab to suggest its emergence and existence would (knowingly or unknowingly) contribute to a decline in the strength of dollar and facilitate the need for the ‘stability’ of an SDR.

You offered the red herring straw man suggestion of ‘conspiracy theory’ together with ad hominem attacks, the tell-tale signs of a trollOp.

Frankly, I expected more from an algo.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 22:01 | 4492368 hobopants
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Why in the world do you feel the need to drop a bit-token turd on every other thread? What is to be gained? The endless proselytizing is converting no one and probably turning off those mildly curious about it. I seriously don't care if bitcoin goes to a million or zero, but I would pay a trillion digi-shekels to see it stop polluting the comment section.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 15:27 | 4490377 XitSam
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Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:10 | 4489659 Colonel Klink
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And here's one of the basis for my above statement:

If it was such a good deal and people should WANT to be on it, then why is it so hard to cancel the policy?

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:19 | 4489709 fonestar
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People will want to be envolved in it once they see Doge is involved.  Is that simple enough for you to understand?

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 14:28 | 4490046 El Oregonian
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Such as yourself, 'Big Flop'.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:44 | 4489842 LMAOLORI
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@Colonel Klink


How about the IRS Goons who will enforce it through threat of imprisonment they just posted the warning...


  1. Your 2014 tax return will ask if you had insurance coverage or qualified for an exemption.  If not, you may owe a shared responsibility payment when you file in 2015.




2. Law. the crime of obtaining money or some other thing of value by the abuse of one’s office or authority.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:53 | 4489886 Colonel Klink
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Pretty much sums it up with the term Goons or Thugs.  Enforcement arm of the Federal Reserve.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 14:32 | 4490079 fonestar
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Goons and Thugs... and their dunce allies on Zerohedge.

"Yeah, I'll put those ASEs on Visa number 4158......"

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:15 | 4491443 Nick Jihad
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"shared responsibility payment"?   That is doubleplusgood.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:03 | 4489604 fonestar
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It is D-oh-Guh coine.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 14:01 | 4489923 SamAdams
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dogestar?  you can't be Sirius....

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:25 | 4489346 fonestar
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Go fuck yourself.

If this is an official endorsement from Doge I support it.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:29 | 4489381 RevRex
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I have some rare, vintage Cabbage Patch dolls for sale, I hear they are the next big thing. How many do you want tp buy?

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:35 | 4489399 superflex
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He got all the Cabbage Patch dolls from Overstock, already.

Magic, The Gathering Cards are what he spends his BTC on.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:20 | 4489711 fonestar
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You can buy all the same stuff on as  Many high quality items.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:46 | 4489852 Cygnus Nigri
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But do fleabay and overstock accept BTC?

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:55 | 4489897 fonestar
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Overstock does and eBay will be forced to just like all of you will.  That's the funny thing about "voluntary" isn't it now?  If 95% of people use something and you don't, you can volunteer to pack your bags and go into the wilderness.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 14:59 | 4490243 dontgoforit
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fonestar, ur a commie, aren't you?  Are you writing from Moscow? 

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 15:11 | 4490286 fonestar
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Haha.... Bitcoin is the epitome of free market capitalism.  Zerohedge poster is epitome of braindead loser.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 15:25 | 4490361 Bay of Pigs
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Come on Tyler....hasn't this guy earned a permanent banning?

Others far less deserving are long gone from ZH.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 15:40 | 4490430 fonestar
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fonestar is the virtual life of the party.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 15:46 | 4490454 akak
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Foneystar is a virtual pain in the asscoin.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:32 | 4489402 Headbanger
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Fomerats is back!   We thought you jumped of a tall building over the Shitcoin mess.

But what would we do without you as our village troll anyway?

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:33 | 4489412 Colonel Klink
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I could only wish.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:37 | 4489442 fonestar
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If fonestar jumps Satoshi will give him wings.

If fonestar falls he wil virtually arise.

If fonestar needs a loyal companion he has his doge.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:43 | 4489484 superflex
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If Fonestar needs love, he orders Fleshlight from Overstock.

Sat, 03/01/2014 - 16:47 | 4494390 DYS
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Overstock has fleshlight?




Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:02 | 4489599 RevRex
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The only "wings" you know of are on the tampons for your man pu$$y.....which I bet is leaking all over the place. I bet it was tough to hold your stool in this morning....after your Mount Cox incident.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:11 | 4489664 Colonel Klink
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Bonestar has the Gox gape.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 14:43 | 4490159 fonestar
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Moron Extraordinaire

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 16:30 | 4490724 Colonel Klink
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Which explains my ability to retire at 42.  Yep, I'm a maroon, in the words of Bugs Bunny.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:06 | 4491366 fonestar
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Which explains my ability to retire at 42.  Yep, I'm a maroon, in the words of Bugs Bunny.


Well fonestar never worked an honest day in his god damned life!

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:21 | 4489719 fonestar
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When did fonestar ever use MtGox dipshit?

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:34 | 4489423 fonestar
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Do you dumb fucks get your information about Bitcoin from Zerohedge or something?

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:44 | 4489492 pods
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Well, for one thing, there was a gigantic blow to its reputation.

I think I just heard a guy tell me that a half a billion $ of them just went poof.

Almost makes BTC sound like a scam?

That outta get the greater fool jumping in real fast.  If they haven't sent all their FRNs to Nigeria.


Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:52 | 4489541 fonestar
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Nothing happened to Bitcoin and the price of Bitcoin is there offering proof of that simple fact for anyone bothering to look.  Most of you are too fucking stupid to even see that.  Nobody cares about Gox.  Six months is forever in the virtual world.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:21 | 4489715 RevRex
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Would you be interested in purchasing my Pet Rox? They are the currency of the future, and unlike BitCoin they have actual utility.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:23 | 4489732 pods
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So did 400+ million it bitcoin get corzined or not?

Since the only thing backing BTC is confidence, I would say it took a big hit.

You just lost a whole bunch of greater fools.  MtGox might not be bitcoin, but they certainly were for 400+ million that just went poof.

Remember, not every BTC buyer is a super spy like yourself. 

Kind of OT, but do you masturbate when watching the Bourne movies?


Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:29 | 4489770 Scoobywan
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Wait......people don't do that?

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 15:01 | 4490253 dontgoforit
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I think fonestar may be a she-he

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:28 | 4489760 Charles The Ham...
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Someone is drinking the virtual koolaid. Too bad it will never quench your thirst because guess what... It isnt real. Too stupid to see that?

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:33 | 4489785 fonestar
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Zeohedger's are too fucking stupid to see that the world runs on intangible systems, always has and always will.  Bitcoin is just the latest addition.  Bitcoin will blow through the fake gold price soon.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 14:01 | 4489922 akak
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Bitcoin is dog.

Very truth.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 14:11 | 4489964 slightlyskeptical
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You are correct. Eventually the governments will move to a similar type of currency. The problem is that it won't be bitcoins and bitcoins won't be allowed to exist side to side. And it won't take wasting our natural resources in order to create a unit.

Too bad bitcoins can't be created with the enrgy used to move your hand up and down, if they could they would probably be called Fonecoins by now.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:44 | 4489495 IridiumRebel
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Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:35 | 4489430 ebworthen
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fonestar, c'mon now, you don't really mean that do you?

Besides, nothing from Doge can be official, it's open source.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:41 | 4489469 fonestar
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Yes, fonestar means it.  Anything that has to do with Dogecoin, Bitcoin, Litecoin, Namecoin will get fonestar's support without hesitation.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:43 | 4489489 IridiumRebel
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like child pornography?

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:46 | 4489508 fonestar
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...anything that has to do with Bitcoin, Litecoin, Dogecoin and fonesar's favorite Namecoin!!

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:48 | 4489517 IridiumRebel
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Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:50 | 4489530 akak
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It read more like AnAnonymousCoin to me, what with the mattering thing being its mongrelizationalized Engrish.

Alas, alas, three disinformation campaigns alas, just have to bear with its costs.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:05 | 4489625 swmnguy
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Bitcoin pump-and-dump in its blobbing-upness.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:12 | 4489672 fonestar
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fonestar is here to pump you up!

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:22 | 4489725 RevRex
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so you are a gay fluffer......

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:27 | 4489755 Ralph Spoilsport
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DogeCoin seems frivolous by design and not a serious attempt at competing with BTC. Unless you mine them yourself, (no ASICs allowed), you get started by visiting websites that will give you some DogeCoin. Then, it mainly seems to be used as a method for tipping bloggers or posts that you like. Sounds sorta like fun I guess but nothing to sink vast quantities into.

Since everything happens so much, this could be very much something in the long running.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:34 | 4489795 fonestar
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fonestar likes the idea that everything happens so much.  Has noticed that himself.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:56 | 4489890 akak
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So flash in pan

Many trolling

Much annoying

Such fonestardation

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 15:34 | 4490412 TuPhat
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I was mowing the grass and weeds yesterday (I live in South Texas) and the neighbors dog left a rather large present in the yard.  My first thought was "Spawn of Obama" and then I wondered if I am reading Zero Hedge too much.  Now I know it was just a Dogecoin thingy.  I am definitely not reading too much ZH because I am still learning from it.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:27 | 4489363 RevRex
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Do you want to buy my Beanie Baby collection too?

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:40 | 4489465 fonestar
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Where is Flex?  He would love this thread.  It is all about everyone's favorite doge.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:29 | 4489372 ebworthen
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You almost slipped that sarcasm past my detector foenstar:

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 21:46 | 4499489 MeelionDollerBogus
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saved for future counter-trolling! LOL

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:32 | 4489386 IridiumRebel
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much trolling. soon broke. 


edit: it's similar to speaking like Yoda. I am very glad this is my first - and last - Doge conversation experience. 

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:39 | 4489461 fonestar
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much trolling.  To the moon!

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:42 | 4489480 IridiumRebel
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I respect your resolve. It takes a rare somebody to keep coming to a kicking party. I wish you luck Fonestar. I think you may need it.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:45 | 4489505 Ignatius
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"much trolling"

From the man who can work bitcoin into EVERY conversation.

Postman:  "Think it'll rain?"

Fonestar: "Did you know you can now buy a 'Singapore Rainjob' with btc?"

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:47 | 4489518 fonestar
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fonestar is such a rare virtual man.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:54 | 4489556 jcaz
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....So says fonestar's boyfriend....

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:57 | 4489569 Zymurguy
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fonestar, that has to be the funniest thing I've every seen you say on here... awesome meng! ("if doge is cool with it, so is fonestar") genius!

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:22 | 4489726 fonestar
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It's not funny it is serious.  fonestar is with Doge wherever he roams.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 14:36 | 4490107 Gold Eyed Cat
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Oh!  It's satire.  Like reading, what "Pajama Boy" is thinking right now.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 16:47 | 4490829 Kaiser Doomheiser
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Why are you constantly referring to yourself in the third person? Are you the Royal Bittard now?

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 20:47 | 4492143 WillyGroper
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O'Butthole does not accept payment in bitcoin. That is assuming you have access to them.  LOL

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:23 | 4489333 insanelysane
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It seems the purpose of the ad is to be racist with the dog providing cover.  The administration can't be questioned.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:25 | 4489347 derek_vineyard
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as predicted, fonestar is talking in the 3rd person....which indicates he is officially full of shit and just seeking attention (which im giving i do most jesters)

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:27 | 4489360 fonestar
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How is fonestar seeking attention?  Is it that difficult to believe that many people all around the world are fanatically supportive of the cryptocurrencies?

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:30 | 4489390 RevRex
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Would you like to buy some of my global warming carbon credits?

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:46 | 4489512 pods
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Can I buy them with BT............



Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:46 | 4489515 fonzannoon
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I never thought I would take fonestars side on anything...but what the hell... Is this Mt. Gox the primary exchange for the U.S bitcoin market or was it global?

Because I still see the price of bitcoin close to $600 elswehere. Which would indicate, at least somewhat anyway, that the rest of the world could give a FF what happens to bitcoin in the U.S. Sort of like how they bought tons of gold last year while it was getting smacked down.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:53 | 4489528 fonestar
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Correct.  BTC-e is a very good platform that fonestar enjoys using.  And for people who buy on the price will usually be 10 - 20% higher than the exchanges so that sellers can be recomped for service fees, business accounts and the occasional lamer who tries a EMT chargeback.

fonestar highly advises you and your family use BTC-e and today!

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:59 | 4489565 fonzannoon
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I'm going to pass on owning bitcoin. I will stick with using paper gains to add to PM's and other real assets. But this does seem like a made for CNBC story. They have been blasting bitcoin all morning and laughing at the libertarians that applauded the deregulated aspects of bitcoin. 

I'm not a bitcoin advocate and I'm not against it. But this just fits the orwellian news cycle all too well.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:45 | 4491589's picture

check out

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:35 | 4489797 stacking12321
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i would recommend coinbase (not anonymous) and

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 21:44 | 4499479 MeelionDollerBogus
MeelionDollerBogus's picture $5.76 on localbitcoins : how do you explain that?

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 21:43 | 4499474 MeelionDollerBogus
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but did you catch this? localbitcoins slammed down to $5.76 : that's all I needed to know

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:56 | 4489550 JoBob
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fonestar has lots of valid facts. It's just the way he thinks they fit together that is the problem.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:00 | 4489589 fonestar
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fonestar is the virtual shit.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:03 | 4489609 skwid vacuous
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aren't most black folks afraid of dogs, especially big, snarling, husky-type dogs, would seem to defeat the purpose...?

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 15:05 | 4490254 Tall Tom
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Michael Vick... Pit Bulls...

Not an exception...

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:22 | 4489728 TheFourthStooge-ing
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That dog looks just like the one that some neighbors had when I was a kid. We all got a good laugh because it would eat any dog turds that it found.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:35 | 4489798 Froman
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Was the dog named Fonestar?

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:36 | 4489808 skwid vacuous
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soon we will be saving them to mix into granny's goulash

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 21:42 | 4499470 MeelionDollerBogus
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'Roadside' clean upping essentialism of doge citizenism.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:18 | 4489308 BLOTTO
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Any 'they' know how much we love our pets and critters...not just physically, but the amount of $ spent on them.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 14:30 | 4490062 dexter_morgan
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I herd dat!

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 15:24 | 4490353 Muddy1
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@Col. Klink,

"Yep using poor retard English to try to do that appealing.  Just goes to show they'll try anything to sell their socialist ideas."

Poor retard English?  Or ebonics?

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:53 | 4489889 post turtle saver
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"... the IQ of the heard!"

that's my doge

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:10 | 4489251 dexter_morgan
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didn't get the nickname bath house for nuthin.......

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:20 | 4489316 Hippocratic Oaf
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Suck much

Cock house

Reggie bang

Barry like 

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 15:10 | 4490282 Tall Tom
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I was expecting a whole Comment Section filled with that humor...LMAO


Unfortunate that the thread was sidetracked.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:53 | 4489546 Smiley
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"Suck a dick Obama"

Reggie Love is on standby.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 16:02 | 4490515 f16hoser
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Spot-On. Obama is America's number-1 Faggot! Just ask Reggie Love... just to name one.

I'm almost convienced Michelle's real-name is Michael. I'll go further and say her's is bigger than his...

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 16:17 | 4490621 Parabox
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Does our government reward failure or does our government reward failure?  (also punishes enemies by leaving them off the gravy train)

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:08 | 4489239 drink or die
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I liked the gay guy wearing pajamas better.  Oh wait, nevermind, they were all terrible.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:09 | 4489649 skwid vacuous
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the blonde slut was better, needed coverage for more abortions and STD treatment 

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:08 | 4489240 NemoDeNovo
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Where's the Wookie?

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:15 | 4489292 Mad Max
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Did you miss the photo above?  I think that's Kabuki makeup, though.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:43 | 4489485 Creepy Lurker
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Nah, haven't you seen the latest? The wookie is in another room telling us we're too stupid to read food labels and we need the government's help to do the grocery shopping.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:55 | 4489559 krispkritter
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You have to admit, from the size of that azz she knows about a LOT of food.  I meant a lot ABOUT food.  Whatever.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:06 | 4489631 monad
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You have to give her 16 personal trainers some credit. They did a great job making a spandex girdle to tie it all down. Unless you stand her next to Sarkozy's & the EU buggers' hookers you can't tell.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 15:15 | 4490291 Tall Tom
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Two Way Street.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:06 | 4489639 Cpl Hicks
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She be the Kalorie-countin' Kountess of Azz.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:54 | 4489509 Tsunami Wave
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Moochelle is too busy admiring how proud she is to be an American for the first time in her life, currently in the white house with her large yes-staff telling her everything is so great.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:09 | 4489241 Apeman
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Don't know wether to laugh or cry at this.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:55 | 4489566 krispkritter
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It's enough to make you barking mad...

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 21:40 | 4499454 MeelionDollerBogus
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It's enough to make me a monkey's uncle!!

Oh, Hi Krisp, how's your mother these days?

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:10 | 4489247 NoDebt
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Much money.  Little benefit.  No choice.  Bankrupt nation.  Because Obama.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:13 | 4489279 Colonel Klink
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Well played sir!

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:15 | 4489293 replaceme
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Much upding!

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:58 | 4489580 Ignatius
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It's like a Jedi mind trick or such.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:13 | 4489257 Maximilien Robe...
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Big Data analytics consultants told them they can use memes now to close that pesky gap between 4 and 7M customers.

Next tactic leverages google analytics for people searching for "ouch I hurt" and "I'm bleeding, now what do I do".

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:11 | 4489260 ChargingHandle
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Wow.  Where is feline version? 

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:13 | 4489286 Colonel Klink
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Obama prefers the "dog" and skipped the pussy.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:11 | 4489264 Seize Mars
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Very funny, while they kick in your door, shoot your dog, kill you, beat up your family and take them to a FEMA facility.

Very fucking funny.


Fri, 02/28/2014 - 12:15 | 4489296 Colonel Klink
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And the Supreme (laughter) Court goes along and approves all of it with their interpretation of their new version CONstitution.

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