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Obamacare Plunges To New Lows: Presenting DogeCare
First it was frat bros, then it was sluts, then it was Richard Simmons. Now, that the doge meme has arrived, Obamacare marketing desperation has just sunk to unfathomable lows. This is almost as bad as the Joseph A Bank vs Men's Wearhouse M&A equivalent of the Jerry Springer show.
For the dumbfounded, Marketwatch explains.
The famous, or infamous depending on your viewpoint, “Doge” meme, featuring the picture of a dog with captions indicating he thinks in broken English, was borrowed by HHS in the above photo and put out over the agency’s Facebook page.
So instead of the “So scare” and “What r your doing?” that we see on the original Doge, the HHS version says “Much affordable,” “Many coverage” and “So health insurance.”
That promptly elicited groans from those who visited. One mocked the broken English with: “Much desperate. Very pandering. Wow.” Another said: “I’ll need that healthcare because I just got cancer from this.” The lion’s share of those who commented were similarly unflattering.
One can only imagine how horrendous the sign up stats for the all imporant young demographic must be for the administration to have to resort to this.
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Suck a dick Obama, along with your Obamascam and fascist regime.
Nevermind, you already do.
They're only appealing to the IQ of the heard!
Yep using poor retard English to try to do that appealing. Just goes to show they'll try anything to sell their socialist ideas.
Either way, that dog still speaks better english than those ebonics yammering fools who voted for Obozo.
DG - Dat be rayycissss
fonestar didn't like Obamacare at first. But if Doge is cool with it, so is fonestar.
Ahhhhh, the ZH Goxsucker has arrived! You're such a POS Bonestar.
Such fail, Fonestar
His nickname is dogestar. How do you say that anyway, "doggy star"?
I think everyone here knew this bitch had fleas...and then there's M'Obama, 'Let's Move'. This is like a bad 8 year SNL skit playing out.
With the power of Satoshi, the Rapid Spamtoshi Blogging Technology, a point of MethCoin and seventeen espresso shooters fonestar can take on the virtual world.
I ask again: Is there a way to set a user to "ignore"??
No there is not. And nobody would willingly ignore the gospel of Satoshi Nakamoto anyway.
KLINK...
Chill dude..., you're letting these things run up your blood pressure.
Thanks Mr. Peabody. My bloodpressure is good. I just tire of Fonefuck's endless diarrhea from his mouth.
Have you tried fonestar's new highcryptose bitsyrup?
'tis the cure that ails you
Betcha the Doge can write in Cursive
if Owe-bomb-a had a dog , .... oh, wait, he already does (and named it after his initials . . . no, that's not narcissistic !)
+10,000 Ouch. ROFLMAO. But really. Doge is VERY intelligent. No underbite either.
BoneStar, How much money does the gov pay you to work out of your trailer spamming "ALT MEDIA" sights?
Tell us please
Why would .gov pay posters to undermine the dollar while simultaneously trying to entrap Ukraine, Syria, Iran on the dollar?
Answer fonestar that shitsferbrains?
I'll play:
Because .gov is actually .globalistmafia and the dollar is a ubitquitous poisoned chalice that will necessitate the adoption of the SDR
Riiiight...... Bitcoin was a conspiracy dreamed up by TPTB to crash the currencies funding their own free lunch in order to introduce a Bitcoin-like competitor that is nothing like Bitcoin and will be forced upon people?
So basically, when one stupid conspiracy you dream up doesn't make sense make up even more stupid shit to explain it away.
You asked why the dollar would be undermined and promoted simultaneously.
Ever hear of a pump and dump scheme? A trojan horse? These aren’t conspiracy theories, they are known and proven criminal tactics.
The goal of achieving a global SDR is also a known fact and it could only be achieved at the the expense of the current global reserve currency
http://investmentwatchblog.com/global-currency-reset-in-process-the-fed-...
http://investmentwatchblog.com/global-currency-reset-in-process-u-s-ship...
and obviously it would not be contrived by .gov. Instead, the perpetrators would be established criminals intent on keeping the grift going and enriching themselves further by extending the central banking ponzi to the next level of feasting and strip mining. This is logical and does not take feats of imagined fevered conspiracy.
I did not say bitcoin was a conspiracy to this end but offered a metaphorical jab to suggest its emergence and existence would (knowingly or unknowingly) contribute to a decline in the strength of dollar and facilitate the need for the ‘stability’ of an SDR.
You offered the red herring straw man suggestion of ‘conspiracy theory’ together with ad hominem attacks, the tell-tale signs of a trollOp.
Frankly, I expected more from an algo.
Why in the world do you feel the need to drop a bit-token turd on every other thread? What is to be gained? The endless proselytizing is converting no one and probably turning off those mildly curious about it. I seriously don't care if bitcoin goes to a million or zero, but I would pay a trillion digi-shekels to see it stop polluting the comment section.
MDB_?
And here's one of the basis for my above statement:
http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/obamacare-enrollees-finding-it-impos...
If it was such a good deal and people should WANT to be on it, then why is it so hard to cancel the policy?
People will want to be envolved in it once they see Doge is involved. Is that simple enough for you to understand?
Such as yourself, 'Big Flop'.
@Colonel Klink
How about the IRS Goons who will enforce it through threat of imprisonment they just posted the warning...
Extortion
2. Law. the crime of obtaining money or some other thing of value by the abuse of one’s office or authority.
Pretty much sums it up with the term Goons or Thugs. Enforcement arm of the Federal Reserve.
Goons and Thugs... and their dunce allies on Zerohedge.
"Yeah, I'll put those ASEs on Visa number 4158......"
"shared responsibility payment"? That is doubleplusgood.
It is D-oh-Guh coine.
dogestar? you can't be Sirius....
Go fuck yourself.
If this is an official endorsement from Doge I support it.
I have some rare, vintage Cabbage Patch dolls for sale, I hear they are the next big thing. How many do you want tp buy?
He got all the Cabbage Patch dolls from Overstock, already.
Magic, The Gathering Cards are what he spends his BTC on.
You can buy all the same stuff on Overstock.com as eBay.com. Many high quality items.
But do fleabay and overstock accept BTC?
Overstock does and eBay will be forced to just like all of you will. That's the funny thing about "voluntary" isn't it now? If 95% of people use something and you don't, you can volunteer to pack your bags and go into the wilderness.
fonestar, ur a commie, aren't you? Are you writing from Moscow?
Haha.... Bitcoin is the epitome of free market capitalism. Zerohedge poster is epitome of braindead loser.
Come on Tyler....hasn't this guy earned a permanent banning?
Others far less deserving are long gone from ZH.
fonestar is the virtual life of the party.
Foneystar is a virtual pain in the asscoin.
Fomerats is back! We thought you jumped of a tall building over the Shitcoin mess.
But what would we do without you as our village troll anyway?
I could only wish.
If fonestar jumps Satoshi will give him wings.
If fonestar falls he wil virtually arise.
If fonestar needs a loyal companion he has his doge.
If Fonestar needs love, he orders Fleshlight from Overstock.
Overstock has fleshlight?
brb
The only "wings" you know of are on the tampons for your man pu$$y.....which I bet is leaking all over the place. I bet it was tough to hold your stool in this morning....after your Mount Cox incident.
Bonestar has the Gox gape.
Moron Extraordinaire
Which explains my ability to retire at 42. Yep, I'm a maroon, in the words of Bugs Bunny.
Which explains my ability to retire at 42. Yep, I'm a maroon, in the words of Bugs Bunny.
Well fonestar never worked an honest day in his god damned life!
When did fonestar ever use MtGox dipshit?
AGAIN (FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME) WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO BITCOIN???
Do you dumb fucks get your information about Bitcoin from Zerohedge or something?
Well, for one thing, there was a gigantic blow to its reputation.
I think I just heard a guy tell me that a half a billion $ of them just went poof.
Almost makes BTC sound like a scam?
That outta get the greater fool jumping in real fast. If they haven't sent all their FRNs to Nigeria.
pods
Nothing happened to Bitcoin and the price of Bitcoin is there offering proof of that simple fact for anyone bothering to look. Most of you are too fucking stupid to even see that. Nobody cares about Gox. Six months is forever in the virtual world.
Would you be interested in purchasing my Pet Rox? They are the currency of the future, and unlike BitCoin they have actual utility.
So did 400+ million it bitcoin get corzined or not?
Since the only thing backing BTC is confidence, I would say it took a big hit.
You just lost a whole bunch of greater fools. MtGox might not be bitcoin, but they certainly were for 400+ million that just went poof.
Remember, not every BTC buyer is a super spy like yourself.
Kind of OT, but do you masturbate when watching the Bourne movies?
pods
Wait......people don't do that?
I think fonestar may be a she-he
Someone is drinking the virtual koolaid. Too bad it will never quench your thirst because guess what... It isnt real. Too stupid to see that?
Zeohedger's are too fucking stupid to see that the world runs on intangible systems, always has and always will. Bitcoin is just the latest addition. Bitcoin will blow through the fake gold price soon.
Bitcoin is dog.
Very truth.
You are correct. Eventually the governments will move to a similar type of currency. The problem is that it won't be bitcoins and bitcoins won't be allowed to exist side to side. And it won't take wasting our natural resources in order to create a unit.
Too bad bitcoins can't be created with the enrgy used to move your hand up and down, if they could they would probably be called Fonecoins by now.
yes
fonestar, c'mon now, you don't really mean that do you?
Besides, nothing from Doge can be official, it's open source.
Yes, fonestar means it. Anything that has to do with Dogecoin, Bitcoin, Litecoin, Namecoin will get fonestar's support without hesitation.
like child pornography?
...anything that has to do with Bitcoin, Litecoin, Dogecoin and fonesar's favorite Namecoin!!
....you heard it here, folks. Digital hug.
It read more like AnAnonymousCoin to me, what with the mattering thing being its mongrelizationalized Engrish.
Alas, alas, three disinformation campaigns alas, just have to bear with its costs.
Bitcoin pump-and-dump in its blobbing-upness.
fonestar is here to pump you up!
so you are a gay fluffer......
DogeCoin seems frivolous by design and not a serious attempt at competing with BTC. Unless you mine them yourself, (no ASICs allowed), you get started by visiting websites that will give you some DogeCoin. Then, it mainly seems to be used as a method for tipping bloggers or posts that you like. Sounds sorta like fun I guess but nothing to sink vast quantities into.
Since everything happens so much, this could be very much something in the long running.
fonestar likes the idea that everything happens so much. Has noticed that himself.
So flash in pan
Many trolling
Much annoying
Such fonestardation
I was mowing the grass and weeds yesterday (I live in South Texas) and the neighbors dog left a rather large present in the yard. My first thought was "Spawn of Obama" and then I wondered if I am reading Zero Hedge too much. Now I know it was just a Dogecoin thingy. I am definitely not reading too much ZH because I am still learning from it.
Do you want to buy my Beanie Baby collection too?
Where is Flex? He would love this thread. It is all about everyone's favorite doge.
You almost slipped that sarcasm past my detector foenstar:
http://media.heavy.com/media/2013/12/doge-bears.png
saved for future counter-trolling! LOL
much trolling. soon broke.
edit: it's similar to speaking like Yoda. I am very glad this is my first - and last - Doge conversation experience.
much trolling. To the moon!
I respect your resolve. It takes a rare somebody to keep coming to a kicking party. I wish you luck Fonestar. I think you may need it.
"much trolling"
From the man who can work bitcoin into EVERY conversation.
Postman: "Think it'll rain?"
Fonestar: "Did you know you can now buy a 'Singapore Rainjob' with btc?"
fonestar is such a rare virtual man.
....So says fonestar's boyfriend....
fonestar, that has to be the funniest thing I've every seen you say on here... awesome meng! ("if doge is cool with it, so is fonestar") genius!
It's not funny it is serious. fonestar is with Doge wherever he roams.
Oh! It's satire. Like reading, what "Pajama Boy" is thinking right now.
Why are you constantly referring to yourself in the third person? Are you the Royal Bittard now?
O'Butthole does not accept payment in bitcoin. That is assuming you have access to them. LOL
It seems the purpose of the ad is to be racist with the dog providing cover. The administration can't be questioned.
as predicted, fonestar is talking in the 3rd person....which indicates he is officially full of shit and just seeking attention (which im giving him...like i do most jesters)
How is fonestar seeking attention? Is it that difficult to believe that many people all around the world are fanatically supportive of the cryptocurrencies?
Would you like to buy some of my global warming carbon credits?
Can I buy them with BT............
nvmnd
pods
I never thought I would take fonestars side on anything...but what the hell... Is this Mt. Gox the primary exchange for the U.S bitcoin market or was it global?
Because I still see the price of bitcoin close to $600 elswehere. Which would indicate, at least somewhat anyway, that the rest of the world could give a FF what happens to bitcoin in the U.S. Sort of like how they bought tons of gold last year while it was getting smacked down.
Correct. BTC-e is a very good platform that fonestar enjoys using. And for people who buy on localbitcoins.com the price will usually be 10 - 20% higher than the exchanges so that sellers can be recomped for service fees, business accounts and the occasional lamer who tries a EMT chargeback.
fonestar highly advises you and your family use BTC-e and localbitcoins.com today!
I'm going to pass on owning bitcoin. I will stick with using paper gains to add to PM's and other real assets. But this does seem like a made for CNBC story. They have been blasting bitcoin all morning and laughing at the libertarians that applauded the deregulated aspects of bitcoin.
I'm not a bitcoin advocate and I'm not against it. But this just fits the orwellian news cycle all too well.
check out www.kraken.com
i would recommend coinbase (not anonymous) and cashintocoins.com
http://flic.kr/p/kyKgtF $5.76 on localbitcoins : how do you explain that?
but did you catch this? localbitcoins slammed down to $5.76 : that's all I needed to know http://flic.kr/p/kyKgtF
fonestar has lots of valid facts. It's just the way he thinks they fit together that is the problem.
fonestar is the virtual shit.
aren't most black folks afraid of dogs, especially big, snarling, husky-type dogs, would seem to defeat the purpose...?
Michael Vick... Pit Bulls...
Not an exception...
That dog looks just like the one that some neighbors had when I was a kid. We all got a good laugh because it would eat any dog turds that it found.
Was the dog named Fonestar?
soon we will be saving them to mix into granny's goulash
'Roadside' clean upping essentialism of doge citizenism.
Any 'they' know how much we love our pets and critters...not just physically, but the amount of $ spent on them.
I herd dat!
@Col. Klink,
"Yep using poor retard English to try to do that appealing. Just goes to show they'll try anything to sell their socialist ideas."
Poor retard English? Or ebonics?
"... the IQ of the heard!"
that's my doge
didn't get the nickname bath house for nuthin.......
Suck much
Cock house
Reggie bang
Barry like
I was expecting a whole Comment Section filled with that humor...LMAO
Unfortunate that the thread was sidetracked.
"Suck a dick Obama"
Reggie Love is on standby.
Spot-On. Obama is America's number-1 Faggot! Just ask Reggie Love... just to name one.
I'm almost convienced Michelle's real-name is Michael. I'll go further and say her's is bigger than his...
Does our government reward failure or does our government reward failure? (also punishes enemies by leaving them off the gravy train)
http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/federal_government/health-law-fix...
I liked the gay guy wearing pajamas better. Oh wait, nevermind, they were all terrible.
the blonde slut was better, needed coverage for more abortions and STD treatment
Where's the Wookie?
Did you miss the photo above? I think that's Kabuki makeup, though.
Nah, haven't you seen the latest? The wookie is in another room telling us we're too stupid to read food labels and we need the government's help to do the grocery shopping.
You have to admit, from the size of that azz she knows about a LOT of food. I meant a lot ABOUT food. Whatever.
You have to give her 16 personal trainers some credit. They did a great job making a spandex girdle to tie it all down. Unless you stand her next to Sarkozy's & the EU buggers' hookers you can't tell.
Wookie
Love
Obama
Two Way Street.
She be the Kalorie-countin' Kountess of Azz.
Moochelle is too busy admiring how proud she is to be an American for the first time in her life, currently in the white house with her large yes-staff telling her everything is so great.
Don't know wether to laugh or cry at this.
It's enough to make you barking mad...
It's enough to make me a monkey's uncle!!
Oh, Hi Krisp, how's your mother these days?
Much money. Little benefit. No choice. Bankrupt nation. Because Obama.
Well played sir!
Much upding!
It's like a Jedi mind trick or such.
Big Data analytics consultants told them they can use memes now to close that pesky gap between 4 and 7M customers.
Next tactic leverages google analytics for people searching for "ouch I hurt" and "I'm bleeding, now what do I do".
LOL
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/26/uninsured-obamacare_n_4856105.h...
Wow. Where is feline version?
Obama prefers the "dog" and skipped the pussy.
Very funny, while they kick in your door, shoot your dog, kill you, beat up your family and take them to a FEMA facility.
Very fucking funny.
And the Supreme (laughter) Court goes along and approves all of it with their interpretation of their new version CONstitution.