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Caption Contest: Ukraine On The Line
As the West Wing tweeted earlier, the White House released this photo of president Obama on the phone with Russian president Putin. Because there is always a professional photographer handy when the fate of a nation is on the line, so to speak.
And inquiring minds want to know just how does this fit in to the equation, if at all?
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Vlad, not sure why you ever doubted me, as I told Medvedev, you can do anything you like after the election.
"Uh, hello Reggie?" I'm feelin a little lonely. Vlads kicking my ass and could use some company. Could you come on upstairs to the residence.... What's that? Yeah she won't be back for a few hours. See you soon. "
THIS AIN'T EVEN WORTH A CAPTION...
At least they remembered to put away the sex toys laying on his desk before the photo shoot.
I said I would have more flexibility after the election. I didn't expect to be bent over so often.
Well when does he usually get back from horseback riding?
Is that Moscow time, or Eastern Standard?
"no, no anchovies"
Connect me to Russia, ummm Putin please... what?... I don't give a damn who says our credit is no good!
Now Listen... I'm looking at the f**king phone and there IS NO place to put in quarters!
"104"
I gots to gets me "ObamaPhone"!
"Look Vlad, we need Ukraine to be independent. Without Ukraine we have no ink for our printers and without printing ink for dollars the wheels come off this baby in spectacular style... and they won't fucking go back on. So stay the hell out... please..."
the speech-to-text software transcribed it as "election"
with an "ell"
Hello? Yes, I'd like to sign up for Obamaca...Hello? Hellooooooo? FUCK!!!
Obama: Yes, Sir.
...
Obama: Yes, Sir.
...
Obama: b, but...
Obama: Sorry, Sir.
+QE
We have a winner!
Predictions of 'false flag' events in Ukraine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq5uOe7kzkI
So hope and change didn't work out over there in Ukraine, either? Well shit...
Who wants to butt heads?
"Ok, so our tee time is at noon, great. I've got Putin on the other line. See you tomorrow."
"Fuck yo grapes!"
"....they know I'm the leader of the free world, right?"
How many times are you gonna post this stupid thing Alpha?
Obama, "I gave Putin the red line, if it doesn't hold, well that's all I got".
Sorry, wrong number.
I was trying to call Vlad the Impaler, and his all gay band.
Hello Dimitrihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEB-OoUrNuk
Yeah, and a case o' Crisco.
Never mind what for.
Hello Dimitrihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEB-OoUrNuk
even wehn there's no tie, yes honey, it's ok, buttons all the way up
Coincidence that O stated he wanted to reduce the military yesterday?
I think not.
but he didnt say how, now did he?
Putin: Are you employed, sir?
BHO: Employed?
Putin: You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that? On a weekday?
BHO: Is this a... what day is this?
Putin: Well, I do work sir, so if you don't mind...
BHO: I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.
BHO: I'll suck your dick for a thousand dollars!
Reggie can't watch though, or he has to pay $100.
OVER THE LINE! MARK IT ZERO!
"thas right, 20 on villanova, and another 20 on the orangemen"
"no way, you mean to tell me it actually touches russia?"
"sarah said what?"
"take the picture already, this phone is heavy"
"Yes, Sharper Image? I need three Sopranos pinball machines, the radio golfball, a floating ant farm, a flashlight hammer to smash the ants with if they escape..."
"...and ten of those carpets that look like a hundred dollar bill..."
"i like turtles"
Your wait time estimate is 89 minutes and 50 seconds. Please prepare your notes and questions for Vladimir Putin ahead of time, and be ready in 89 minutes and 30 seconds.
"Hey V. Yeah, it's me. Barry. Barak. The US. Yeah. Well, I just wanted to ... umm ... say that ... umm... you've got ... umm ... pretty eyes. Da, you. Hello. Hello. Damn! Reggie! Get in here!"
"no you are wrong, the instructor said 104 is a VERY good golf score"
Mr. Putin, Sir, it WASN'T a red line...I was offering you a piece of cherry licorice. C'mon, stop yelling at me, you'll mess up this shot we're trying to take.
Obama: "If you don't stop f*cking about in East Ukraine, we are going to replace all the Russian girls on the 'date hot Eastern European chicks - phone this premium rate number now' websites with Ukrainian girls!"
"hi, can i speak to Jay-Z?"
"no, just the weed"
"Yeah, tee time is 8am. See you tomorrow, Boner."
hold on...
Boehner or boner?
He definitely wants to tee off with a Boner.
unreal
this shitty photo op shot leads my morning news on nbc affiliate
Did anybody notice that he raided Bush's wardrobe for this photo op?
I'm gonna need a 9:30 Am tee time.
"No appologies needed. I am used to looking like an idiot at this point. In fact, in terms of re-kindling the whole Soviet thing, you and I are on the same page... Tonight? Nothing seroius. Reggie's coming over and we are going to read some Herman Melville. Same old grind. How about you?"
"You're impaling me, Vlad."
Obama to Putin: "Vlad the cost of you invading the Ukraine will be that you have to sign up for #Obamacare all on your own!"
Either RT got hacked, or it's gone "full retard." Note the Nazi in each headline about the US.
http://rt.com/usa/hanford-nuclear-tanks-flaw-401/
http://rt.com/usa/surveillance-terrorist-communication-outgoing-nsa-308/
How much longer do you think I'll be on hold?
ummm...this is possible.
"phone lasted five minutes."
and "suddenly Czar Putie Pie" has a problem of a fully armed insurgency in Crimea.
THIS AIN'T EVEN WORTH A CAPTION
just one:
"Hey Choomer, gettin serious. I'll meet you on the first hole and let Joe and John deal with this shit. What???FUCK HILLARY!! see you in 20"
Here's the Reggie press release from the White House when the 'body man' left. It has disappeared from Yahoo News but is on the Wayback machine here:
""And even though I will miss seeing Reggie every day, I want to thank him for his service and wish him all the best as he begins a new chapter in his career."
http://web.archive.org/web/20111113024620/http://ca.news.yahoo.com/obama...
Hello George. The stupid photographer thinks I am talking to Vlad. Is everything on schedule ? .......great. Don't forget what my cut is in all of this. I promised Reggie a new Bugatti.
Blue Jeans on........check
Long sleeve shirt with the sleeves rolled up to signify I mean business..........check
Standing not sitting..........check
John Wayne/Ronnie Reagan pose..........check
"Take that bitch, I want to get changed back into my Adidas jumpsuit and get back to basement for some ball with Reggie and Jay Z!!!!!"
No, Renewable Life,
It's the Putin pose----maybe, obie goes kiev after his run in the US
Yea B-ball brackets gotsa get filled Bitchez!
At least he was wearing pants this time, as for the spin...face it Otards, Putin has got your man by the short hairs and they are desperate to make numbnuts look like he has some semblance of control over the situation. Yea...he's clueless. Monday he will need some huge distraction, a domestic executive order already typed up and in his pocket. Anyone want to wager a guess?
Hey there Vlad.
Nah I can't make it to the G8
Just wanted to say here's to your invasion
Strotz Pafutz Gamoy
Alec I'll take Doemestic Terrorists / White Al-C-I-A-da definately something involving guns and school children for $500.
Billy you've done some eloquent art in your time. This reverse sephia idea is fantastic! I'll be in touch for some prints.
Amazing work #7!
How come my stuff turns on a dime and still give you nine cents change?
"Umm yes hello, this is Barack Obama, President of the United States....I was just wondering if you had 1pm tee time available?"
I'll take Syria with that"
Hello, Vlad? Hi, I just wanted to thank you for getting Obamacare off the front page of newspapers here. Damn nice of ya.
Everything boils down to a photo op for these douchebags.
Yes, it's all about appearances. Both the US and Russia's economies are hitting a storm of shit. Start WWIII and take the focus away from the collapse of the worldwide fiat ponzi is the game plan. Direct the anger towards anyone other than themselves...that's the goal of the central planners.
But it is a ponzi. And ponzies expand or implode. The fiat ponzi has nowhere left to expand to now that it has engulfed the entire world, so it is now being expanded by QE.
But QE is being tapered, which is not an expansion. And the political wiill to expand QE will not come about until the market basically crashes. So taper, then start a war to distract when the market crashes, then pump and expand the war to misdirect the cause of the crackup boom. This is the playbook.
After hyperinflation is the real deciding point. As of now, hyperinflation is a given, as the will to restructure the debt is palpable. Most in the US don't even know what a bank run is. Most in the US ostricize those who mention the word hyperinflation.
Heinsight should be 20/20 and after the world's monetary system implodes, it should be clear that central planners shouldn't have charged 0% to access the world's capital, essentially giving the production capabililities of the world away, and destroying the world's ability to produce. It should be clear that charging too little for access to capital destroys the incentive to build capital. Capital is what increases productivity. Without capital, all we have is our hands.
So this is a given. Most in the US will be limited to what their hands can produce. All those on medicare / medicaide / social security / food stamps / section 8 / have a government job / have a job providing a service like lawyers / providing financial services / those in the retail sector or who are working at restaurants...your income as you know it will disappear. In the US, we will once again have to actually produce what we consume. This is when the deciding point comes.
Here, the cries for the government to "help" will grow the loudest. But the government can't "help" as the government has no resources. All the government can to is redistribute capital from those who produce to those who consume. All the government can do is destroy resources. And after hyperinflation, if the people are so worthless and the government answers the cries of the populace to steal from those who produce...it will be a death squeeze which the US will never recover from.
But outside of that, things are looking up.
We'll just add Russia to Alaska so we don't have to redo the flags.
All dat putt-putt courses 'be' safe, right? ....good...... I be swinging and swigging while dat homey country burns.....
1400UTC? By God I'm the President. Tee time is 1300UTC or I'll drone your white lily ass!
He was probably taking his shopping list from his wife, by the look of it...
had to chuckle.
So how much money was deposited into McCains secret bank accounts for him to start his bullshit again with wanting the USA to get into another war?
He visits Syria in May....want to start a war with Syria. He visits Ukraine in Decemeber...he wants to start a war. Coincidence?
McCain got his most recent orders from Soros in Davos after Christmas. His whole klan of Admiral daddy and grandad have been selling out America and sailors from day one. Despicable scum.
Guy needs to be shipped back to Vietnam. Never should have come back.
They let him go because he disgusted them so.
hmmmm... I wonder if Monica Lewinsky kneeled in that spot.
"Oh hi Vlad, I was just thinking of how I could solve this problem"
"God dammit why couldn't this be Monica Lewinsky?!?!?"
Anybody really believe he is on the phone with Putin?
They lie about everything else. I think it's really Reggie on the line.
"Hello Reggie, those fools believe anything. If they don't I just say they're racists. Yes, it has worked so far."
Well even if it was Reggie, wouldn't it still be put-in?
So technically yes it could still be put-in.
Yes this is Boris I'm ready how you say translate Barry sayings for vlad.
This is the red line. Don't cross it or else! What's that? You already did?
End of World Selfie.
Lmao crash. +65 billion
Mano a Mano, Putin could whip that empty suit with one had tied behind his back.
Hey! I love my country, but I know a lightweight when I see one.
Question for the Prez.....Like....dude.....Like if we have a naval base already on Cuba, and we quadruple it's staffing, is that an invasion?
and god help obama if he ever runs into natsumi gomi:
http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/default.aspx?pageid=438&n=putin-proves-...
I was wondering the same thing. Seems like a good time to build a few more military bases in Cuba and Nicaragua until the political situation in both countries stabilizes.
No more so than when we invaded the middle east gulf states, or don't you recall those excerizes which lasted forever. Now that we are stretched thin, the peanut gallery speaks.
Holy Fuck. I just noticed . . .those "curtains". . . .are the color of vomit!
"Mr Putin. There's an old saying in the US - I know it's in Kenya, probably in the US - that says, eh, fool me once, shame on ... shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again."
No, I said 2 pies, one with pepperoni and the other with no balls.
.....and dammitt I'm the POTUS, I want it within 20 minutes!!
"If you like your Ukraine, you can keep your Ukraine."
Bong hits in the back of the choom wagon after the 4:00 recess bell. On me.
I agree. "It's all yours...just don't mess it up."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zCnpZmk20E theres no moose or squirl here vlad
"Time to get manly with you. I'm sending in Billy Jean King for real this time."
What is that, a rotary phone? HAHAHAHAHAHA! What a joke.
TEMPEST
"Yo, Vlad! You like my curtains? They so blend with my skin tone!"
WEARING JEANS AND PLACING MY HAND ON MY HIP WHILE TALKING ON THE PHONE MAKES ME LOOK ASSERTIVE!
http://cdn.grumpyelder.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Vladimir_Putin_Bea...
http://dailygumboot.ca/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/napoleon-horse.jpg
http://www.ww2incolor.com/d/580764-4/HubertLanzingerHitler
"Hello Mr. Soros? What do I do now?"
Bravo!
"At the time of the tone, the time will be..."
Take the picture already. How long do I have to pretend to be talking to someone?
Dammit Vlad, I don't care how many people you kill but never, ever interupt a golf game.
...when the fate of a nation is on the line, so to speak.
When the fate of a nation is on the line through it's own poor immoral choices and arrogance, so to speak!
Is it really already Sunday in the Ukraine ??
No that Sunday was during 1945 when the west redrew country's border lines without consideration for ethnic or religious beliefs. Now that some long standing indigenous peoples are facing extintion because of the greedy west's past mistakes, they have to fight just to survive, and fight they will, and for a good cause too, but not for the love of money like their opponants did to force their hand.
You can't see it, but there is a TelePrompter iPad on the desk.
Miss Teen USA South Carolina has better canned responses sans Telepromter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WALIARHHLII
Hopey: Let me be clear...
Putin: Shut up, bitch. This is what we're doing, and you aren't going to do a fucking thing about it. Got it? If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you. Now put your helmet on and go ride your tricycle, pussy.
"When I ran the update the screen froze and I don't know my Apple ID."
Obama: uh, wait wait let me find a pen... i have one somewhere
Black jumps Red......wait, where did that Rook come from.
Vladimir I have Bibi on conference call....I give him verbal authorization to speak on behalf of Americans everywhere.
Just talked to the Imf and it will ne north of 30 billion with a b,
you can figure our cut at 30 percent k? see ya on the links pal lol
"Yes Honey, I'm sorry, I know you still want me to bring home those advance copies of True Detective and Game of Thrones, there's someone beeping in but they can wait, its probably stupid Ukraine shit anyway. I know, I'll be there soon with the shows. I'm sorry for screwing your evening up again, but this time I swear I'll have them. PLEASE forgive me."
"I have to warn you, I have a phone AND a pen."
"Well listen here, because of THAT, I am not going to particpate in the G-8 Summit."
(that ought to scare the shit out of him)
Uncle!
So, Putin speaks English? Or does Obotbot speak Russian.
I see no-one else in the photo.
"Did you not see the video of me and Joe jogging around the WH this morning? I'm in shape bitch! Like Erin Burnett told Ted Nugent 'Respect the office' even though I'm running a fucking circus up here"
"Just don't call me at 3 am with a crisis. It upsets Reggie."
Will you buy our bonds if I throw in a chair?
"You crossed my line of death!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZAGZvwHLz8
I doubt there was a phone call. Why would Putin talk? There is nothing to talk about.
"Vlad, can we make this quick? I'm on the first tee in fifteen minutes..."
Yes honey I promise to tweeze your eyebrows just like I said when I am done posing in the Oval for my glamour shots with the photographers, yesss honey,, promise,,,,,
So how much of the Ukraine do I have to give you, for you to give me Snowden , so I can kill him....,I mean give him his day in court.
Flexibility is good. When you get re-elected, I will introduce you to Mr. Dover. Mr., Ben Dover.
And his sister, Eileen Dover...
Obama: "Hey Vlad, your little incursion into The Crimea and possibly the Ukraine, is distracting me from my real task of destroying American from the inside out."
Vlad: "Your vtaking too much time comrade, George Soros with many billions in S&P put options that to be excercised by end of year, must take matters into own hands." Sorry make look you like a pussy. Bye.
Hat tip to our Boris for the Vlad quote.
Obama to Putin: "Vlad the cost of you invading the Ukraine will be that you have to sign up for #Obamacare all on your own!"
"Honestly Vlad I'm not even sure where the fuck the Ukraine is.... I've been high for a week and I'm starving. Can we talk about this later? Pizza's here - gotta go. Have fun with your invasion."
"I know, you guys took a beatdown on your Fannie and Freddie holdings when we caused them to go BK but don't worry, Janet assures me your TSLA holdings are a winner."
"It's called myRA Vlad, guaranteed tidy little return too..."
Yes Vlad, they are nazi extremists.
<pause>
Yes Vlad, you have vital interests there.
<pause>
Yes Vlad, we financed and encouraged them.
<pause>
No Vlad, that's a red line.
<pause>
I mean it Vlad, you'd better not invade.
<brief pause>
Oh! You already did.
"I cannot allow for a heavy handed response....
Putin, you fucked up my saturday golf afternoon.
Shame on you.
How'd that footprint get on my desk?
You can have Ukraine, but you gotta send me some of your troops when you're done.