US Official Claims 6,000 Russian Troops In Complete Control Of Crimea - Crisis Map Update

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While the images and local news have been suggesting that Russia is in control on the Crimean peninsula, US officials (according to Bloomberg) have confirmed this:


Obama, Merkel, and Cameron are now on a conference call to discuss this "fact" and officials have just reported that US Secretary of State John Kerry will visit Kiev tomorrow (though we suspect not Sevastopol):





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Sun, 03/02/2014 - 17:34 | 4498512 rtalcott
Sun, 03/02/2014 - 17:38 | 4498531 TahoeBilly2012
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Oh goodie Kerry is going to chuck some molotovs and show Occupy what pussies they are/were.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 17:41 | 4498543 max2205
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Thats like moving 100 troops to Manhattan and saying they have Complete control

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 18:00 | 4498600 Divided States ...
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Is kerry going there to play peacekeeper or is he there to give the russian troops something to laugh at?

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 18:58 | 4498805 DeadFred
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I for one am very thankful that Kerry is on our side. I would hate to have him throwing stern words at me!

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 19:01 | 4498815 DoChenRollingBearing
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Yes, LOL...

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 19:49 | 4499008 john39
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Glenn greenwald's master caught funding Ukraine coup:

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 22:22 | 4499635 palmereldritch
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I understand Glenn just loves the internet

Wonder how his sarcasm is holding up now?

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 22:41 | 4499709 ArrestBobRubin
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Greenwald, Taibbi, Scahill: you boys are on double secret probation. We'll be watching carefully.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 22:52 | 4499748 palmereldritch
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Sun, 03/02/2014 - 23:26 | 4499886 jeff montanye
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that pierre o. was funding the ukrainian opposition has been public knowledge since 2011; he posted it on his website.  boiling frogs is a positive addition to the world, imo, but this may not be the most vital story it ever carried.

snowden is in moscow, pierre o. funds moscow's opponents.  i don't see the natural match.

for greenwald's take see

greenwald's not perfect but he seems to be pissing off the right people.  ditto on taibbi.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 23:53 | 4500000 palmereldritch
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Snowden better hope he's not a triple agent because historically things don't tend to fare well for them.

As for Taibbi, he's a slanderous weasel disparaging the 9/11 Truth Movement, so in my books he's a low-life.

You judge a tree by it's fruits:

So what do you really got Snowden/Greenwald/Taibbi?
(Other than funding by ostensible Soros-type Globalist operatives...)

Dude should really be spending more time on offense than defense considering all the ammunition he's sitting on but not using....

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 09:13 | 4500903 Zadig
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I agree about Greenwald.  He has been consistently anti-war and anti-police state since he started writing.  That definitely doesn't apply to 99% of the people in the major media. 

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 19:49 | 4499010 semperfidelis
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China agrees with Russia and is on the way to Taiwan.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 19:52 | 4499020 semperfidelis
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I really don't think Crimea is a done deal for Russia.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 20:04 | 4499067 boogerbently
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...and, AGAIN, obama will be made to look like the balless bitch that he is.

Not that I'm for engagement. I'm for him NOT talking shit. Not saying things he has NO intention of backing up.

Was it T.Roosevelt that said "Walk softly, but carry a big stick" ?

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 20:24 | 4499125 Georgiabelle
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Actually, what TR said was "Speak softly and carry a big stick". Unfortunately for the Ukraine, the "red line" in Syria was drawn with disappearing ink and now the whole world knows that Obama speaks softly and carries no stick. 

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 21:01 | 4499271 LawsofPhysics
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What's truly funny is the the U.S.S.A also claims to be solvent as well.  What Russia's Debt:GPD ratio again?

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 01:17 | 4500284 Lore
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Interesting how many comments on ZH seem controlled -- poorly.  ALL PLANTS, REPORT IN!  You all know who you are... Don't you? 

Is anybody else sick of juvenile banter and television-grade disinformation parroted day in and day out on other sites?  Wouldn't it be nice to focus again on real drivers behind current affairs, like gas fields, pipeline geography, psychopathic control freaks, PNAC, central bank franchises, fascist puppetry, debt, and "global warming?" 

...That last bit was a joke. Laugh!

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 23:37 | 4499940 jeff montanye
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obama sometimes doesn't speak softly.  he noted "turns out i'm really good at killing people".

just as long as they are very far away, somebody else actually kills them, and there is very little chance their allies can get at him.

on the bright side, maybe obama will make it so the russians can't sell their oil or gas for dollars, just gold, like he tried on the iranians.  didn't think so.

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 03:08 | 4500519 capitallosses
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Reggie Love would beg to differ.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 20:41 | 4499187 Anusocracy
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Probably not.

It's possible there will be assorted false flag operations to sort through.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 22:16 | 4499598 European American
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Yes the ZIonist Israli/American infiltrators, in that region, will probably light the next power keg in the region, i.e. MOLODOVA, where tempers between the Romanians and the Russians are ready to erupt.


Watch Molodova, MOLODOVA.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 23:39 | 4499951 jeff montanye
Sun, 03/02/2014 - 20:01 | 4499050 Karl von Bahnhof
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Whole Crimea, without one shot!

Thanks to "polite people"

This is a Victory! And there will be more soon!

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 20:28 | 4499140 Anusocracy
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Time for Crimea to play the Velvet Divorce card.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 22:18 | 4499612 European American
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Thanks to "polite people"


Imagine if America's Fascist Police took note? Protect and Serve? Peacekeepers?

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 19:06 | 4498833 piliage
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Word on the street is that his strongly written letters are truly earth-moving in their eloquance. Perhaps we can offer him in trade to the EU for a one-year 2 zone Oyster card? I think we'd be getting more value in the deal.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 19:47 | 4499000 nmewn
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US Secretary of State John Kerry will visit Kiev tomorrow (though we suspect not Sevastop)

ROTFL!!!...Christmas in Sevastopol.

"I remember Christmas of 2014 sitting on a gunboat off the Crimea. I remember what it was like to be shot at by Russian's and Ukrainians, and have the president of the United States telling the American people that I was not there; the troops were not in the Ukraine. I have that memory which is seared -- seared -- in me."

Seared...seared into


Sun, 03/02/2014 - 20:19 | 4499118 Tortfeasor
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Next, the strongly painted pictures

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 23:15 | 4499841 PrintemDano
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This just in, Obama has actually "UNFRIENDED PUTIN ON FACEBOOK"......Who said Obama is a spineless jellyfish.  This is a BIG step.


Sun, 03/02/2014 - 23:21 | 4499868 nmewn
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Holy crap, the next step is Obama sending a selfie shooting him the bird!!!

This will not end well ;-)

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 19:35 | 4498951 Chaos_Theory
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Didn't you see LongFace on the Sunday morning BS fests?  He's going to ban Visas!  I know that would really really make me second guess my nation's grand strategy. 

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 19:39 | 4498966 knukles
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No more credit cards?
How'm I gonna frauduently charge more Bitcoins?

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 19:41 | 4498972 Son of Loki
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A year ago all these Ukrainians were living peacefully together doing their daily, driving, baking, shopping, etc.

What happened?

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 19:59 | 4499046 Rafferty
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PNAC.  V. Nuland's husband was a leading light in the project, which kicked off with the 9/11 attack.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 20:08 | 4499077 nmewn
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Oh the usual, the government (and its cronies) were stealing from them (see former prez's gold stash) and they wanted closer ties to the west...then it ordered people holding peaceful demonstrations against that theft and sentiment to disperse, then passed a law making it illegal to protest that theft & inclination, then started shooting them down.

And here we are ;-)


Sun, 03/02/2014 - 21:07 | 4499300 jimmytorpedo
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Nmewn, you forgot the part where the 'peaceful protestors' who were paid to protest by the US (15 euros/20 if a student) were hijacked by the nationalist (nazi) right wing who broke into the armoury and took over the peaceful protest and now the American Neocons don't want egg on their face (it would take a lot of eggs to cover Kerry's face) so they can't back down from supporting the Ukrainian Nazi's who have made it illegal to speak Russian even though the south east of Ukraine are former Russina provinces given to the Ukraine in the '50's to dilute said Nazi's who helped Hitler fight the Russians in the '40's.

It's all very simple when you factor in the American Hegemony Neocons have no fucking clue about history (Ukraine hasn't really been independant since the 1400's), culture (almost half of Ukraine self identify as Russian) geography (where is Ukraine and why can't they be our debt serfs anyway?) and etiquette (why don't the Russians want us to put nukes on their border?)

I can't believe dipshits like Barry are going to cause WWIII. I would rather die from tetanus.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 23:08 | 4499813 nmewn
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Well, thats a fairly run-on paragraph/sentence...lets break it down.

Nmewn, you forgot the part where the 'peaceful protestors' who were paid to protest by the US (15 euros/20 if a student)

You have proof of this, of course?

"...were hijacked by the nationalist (nazi) right wing"

One has to be a rightwing socialist to be nationalist? The nazis were socialists by the way or Gregor Strasser (a dyed in the wool nazis) was lying. to the

"We are socialists. We are enemies, deadly enemies, of today’s capitalist economic system with its exploitation of the economically weak, its unfair wage system, its immoral way of judging the worth of human beings in terms of their wealth and their money, instead of their responsibility and their performance, and we are determined to destroy this system whatever happens!"

Whoopsie, big difference from lounging under a tree watching everyone else work (the current communist/socialist ideal) and being forced to vork by zeee state, wouldn't you agree?

"...who broke into the armoury..."

"...and took over the peaceful protest..."

No one shot at government forces until they were fired upon.

"...and now the American Neocons don't want egg on their face (it would take a lot of eggs to cover Kerry's face)"

lol...agree on Kerry but the US, outside of the Budapest Memo, has no dog in the fight...Putin already broke it, read the memorandum of understanding for the Ukraine giving up its nukes.

" they can't back down from supporting the Ukrainian Nazi's..."


"...who have made it illegal to speak Russian even though the south east of Ukraine are former Russina provinces..."

Provinces? The whole of Ukraine was recognized as a distinct country by, wait for it, Russia. After the "utopian" communist Soviet Unions collapse.

"...given to the Ukraine in the '50's to dilute said Nazi's who helped Hitler fight the Russians in the '40's."

If it was given, its no longer Russian or the non-existent Soviet Union property...right?

That would make it, the Ukraine.

A long way to get to here, but thanks for helping me sort through it ;-)

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 23:17 | 4499848 jimmytorpedo
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I should have included the


for facetious. I thought the run on sentence might indicate it as such.

The only thing I'm sure of are the last two sentences.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 23:37 | 4499939 nmewn
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lol...he won't start WWIII with his brothers and you won't die of tetanus.

More than likely you'll die of old age, in a socialistic, government run "healthcare facility" so drugged up on morphine to fight off the pain of your multiple illnesses you'll be grateful you couldn't get out of bed to watch me being dismembered in the public square.

Sometimes lives end, just like that ;-)

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 23:56 | 4500044 jeff montanye
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the ukraine was part of the russian empire and the ussr for about as long as the u.s. has existed.  both krushchev and breshnev came from ukraine.  over three quarters of the population of crimea and far eastern ukraine speak russian (  

perhaps it's not such a good idea to attempt to encircle russia with an opposing military alliance (nato).  russia is touchy about invasions.  about the time they got over napoleon, hitler tried it and russia lost about one of every eight people.  decimate means one in ten.

obama is good at reading (and perhaps writing) speeches.  this other stuff seems over his head, even if not above his pay grade.

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 00:38 | 4500223 nmewn
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Its way over his head historically. On other levels, its right where he's at.

The Boy King isn't fooling anyone around here, not to worry ;-)

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 22:04 | 4499548 silvermail
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A year ago all these Ukrainians were living peacefully together doing their daily, driving, baking, shopping, etc.

What happened?"

In their country came freedom and democracy of USA.

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 01:30 | 4500342 Lore
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Re: "freedom and democracy"

Is that sarcasm?

Interesting to see injured protestors and injured police helped by other protestors AND police.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 20:05 | 4499070 boogerbently
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He meant "Exit Visas", he's tired of losing high dollar taxpayers !

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 19:58 | 4499040 indygo55
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Gonna get his other eye blackened.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 21:57 | 4499525 Wahooo
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None of the above. He's going there to drink fine vodka and eat caviar. And when the sumptuous party is over, he'll climb back into his jet and leave.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 18:10 | 4498634 Jorgen
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Thats like moving 100 troops to Manhattan and saying they have Complete control

With the overwhelming support of the local populace (including local security forces and military personnel), it doesn't take many troops to take control over the territory.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 18:24 | 4498658 Independent
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I predict Odessa will be the BIG Flashpoint and we will see casualties there.  Its the only remaining port the West Ukrainians have a shot at, that is why they sent the ships there. But the region and city has many Russians.  It will be the first destination for NATO special forces masquerading as new Ukraine army.  The region around Odessa connects to Moldovan Transniester breakaway republic which has many many loyal Russian citizens that need an umbillical cord connection to Mother Russia

Forgot to mention Odessa has the hottest women in EUROPE, any Euro mercenary will gladly fight for some hot p***y

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