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US Official Claims 6,000 Russian Troops In Complete Control Of Crimea - Crisis Map Update

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While the images and local news have been suggesting that Russia is in control on the Crimean peninsula, US officials (according to Bloomberg) have confirmed this:


Obama, Merkel, and Cameron are now on a conference call to discuss this "fact" and officials have just reported that US Secretary of State John Kerry will visit Kiev tomorrow (though we suspect not Sevastopol):






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Sun, 03/02/2014 - 17:34 | 4498512 rtalcott
Sun, 03/02/2014 - 17:38 | 4498531 TahoeBilly2012
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Oh goodie Kerry is going to chuck some molotovs and show Occupy what pussies they are/were.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 17:41 | 4498543 max2205
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Thats like moving 100 troops to Manhattan and saying they have Complete control

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 18:00 | 4498600 Divided States ...
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Is kerry going there to play peacekeeper or is he there to give the russian troops something to laugh at?

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 18:58 | 4498805 DeadFred
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I for one am very thankful that Kerry is on our side. I would hate to have him throwing stern words at me!

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 19:01 | 4498815 DoChenRollingBearing
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Yes, LOL...

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 19:49 | 4499008 john39
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Glenn greenwald's master caught funding Ukraine coup:

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 22:22 | 4499635 palmereldritch
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I understand Glenn just loves the internet

Wonder how his sarcasm is holding up now?

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 22:41 | 4499709 ArrestBobRubin
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Greenwald, Taibbi, Scahill: you boys are on double secret probation. We'll be watching carefully.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 22:52 | 4499748 palmereldritch
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Sun, 03/02/2014 - 23:26 | 4499886 jeff montanye
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that pierre o. was funding the ukrainian opposition has been public knowledge since 2011; he posted it on his website.  boiling frogs is a positive addition to the world, imo, but this may not be the most vital story it ever carried.

snowden is in moscow, pierre o. funds moscow's opponents.  i don't see the natural match.

for greenwald's take see

greenwald's not perfect but he seems to be pissing off the right people.  ditto on taibbi.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 23:53 | 4500000 palmereldritch
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Snowden better hope he's not a triple agent because historically things don't tend to fare well for them.

As for Taibbi, he's a slanderous weasel disparaging the 9/11 Truth Movement, so in my books he's a low-life.

You judge a tree by it's fruits:

So what do you really got Snowden/Greenwald/Taibbi?
(Other than funding by ostensible Soros-type Globalist operatives...)

Dude should really be spending more time on offense than defense considering all the ammunition he's sitting on but not using....

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 09:13 | 4500903 Zadig
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I agree about Greenwald.  He has been consistently anti-war and anti-police state since he started writing.  That definitely doesn't apply to 99% of the people in the major media. 

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 19:49 | 4499010 semperfidelis
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China agrees with Russia and is on the way to Taiwan.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 19:52 | 4499020 semperfidelis
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I really don't think Crimea is a done deal for Russia.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 20:04 | 4499067 boogerbently
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...and, AGAIN, obama will be made to look like the balless bitch that he is.

Not that I'm for engagement. I'm for him NOT talking shit. Not saying things he has NO intention of backing up.

Was it T.Roosevelt that said "Walk softly, but carry a big stick" ?

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 20:24 | 4499125 Georgiabelle
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Actually, what TR said was "Speak softly and carry a big stick". Unfortunately for the Ukraine, the "red line" in Syria was drawn with disappearing ink and now the whole world knows that Obama speaks softly and carries no stick. 

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 21:01 | 4499271 LawsofPhysics
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What's truly funny is the the U.S.S.A also claims to be solvent as well.  What Russia's Debt:GPD ratio again?

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 01:17 | 4500284 Lore
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Interesting how many comments on ZH seem controlled -- poorly.  ALL PLANTS, REPORT IN!  You all know who you are... Don't you? 

Is anybody else sick of juvenile banter and television-grade disinformation parroted day in and day out on other sites?  Wouldn't it be nice to focus again on real drivers behind current affairs, like gas fields, pipeline geography, psychopathic control freaks, PNAC, central bank franchises, fascist puppetry, debt, and "global warming?" 

...That last bit was a joke. Laugh!

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 23:37 | 4499940 jeff montanye
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obama sometimes doesn't speak softly.  he noted "turns out i'm really good at killing people".

just as long as they are very far away, somebody else actually kills them, and there is very little chance their allies can get at him.

on the bright side, maybe obama will make it so the russians can't sell their oil or gas for dollars, just gold, like he tried on the iranians.  didn't think so.

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 03:08 | 4500519 capitallosses
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Reggie Love would beg to differ.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 20:41 | 4499187 Anusocracy
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Probably not.

It's possible there will be assorted false flag operations to sort through.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 22:16 | 4499598 European American
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Yes the ZIonist Israli/American infiltrators, in that region, will probably light the next power keg in the region, i.e. MOLODOVA, where tempers between the Romanians and the Russians are ready to erupt.


Watch Molodova, MOLODOVA.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 20:01 | 4499050 Karl von Bahnhof
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Whole Crimea, without one shot!

Thanks to "polite people"

This is a Victory! And there will be more soon!

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 20:28 | 4499140 Anusocracy
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Time for Crimea to play the Velvet Divorce card.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 22:18 | 4499612 European American
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Thanks to "polite people"


Imagine if America's Fascist Police took note? Protect and Serve? Peacekeepers?

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 19:06 | 4498833 piliage
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Word on the street is that his strongly written letters are truly earth-moving in their eloquance. Perhaps we can offer him in trade to the EU for a one-year 2 zone Oyster card? I think we'd be getting more value in the deal.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 19:47 | 4499000 nmewn
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US Secretary of State John Kerry will visit Kiev tomorrow (though we suspect not Sevastop)

ROTFL!!!...Christmas in Sevastopol.

"I remember Christmas of 2014 sitting on a gunboat off the Crimea. I remember what it was like to be shot at by Russian's and Ukrainians, and have the president of the United States telling the American people that I was not there; the troops were not in the Ukraine. I have that memory which is seared -- seared -- in me."

Seared...seared into


Sun, 03/02/2014 - 20:19 | 4499118 Tortfeasor
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Next, the strongly painted pictures

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 23:15 | 4499841 PrintemDano
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This just in, Obama has actually "UNFRIENDED PUTIN ON FACEBOOK"......Who said Obama is a spineless jellyfish.  This is a BIG step.


Sun, 03/02/2014 - 23:21 | 4499868 nmewn
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Holy crap, the next step is Obama sending a selfie shooting him the bird!!!

This will not end well ;-)

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 19:35 | 4498951 Chaos_Theory
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Didn't you see LongFace on the Sunday morning BS fests?  He's going to ban Visas!  I know that would really really make me second guess my nation's grand strategy. 

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 19:39 | 4498966 knukles
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No more credit cards?
How'm I gonna frauduently charge more Bitcoins?

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 19:41 | 4498972 Son of Loki
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A year ago all these Ukrainians were living peacefully together doing their daily, driving, baking, shopping, etc.

What happened?

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 19:59 | 4499046 Rafferty
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PNAC.  V. Nuland's husband was a leading light in the project, which kicked off with the 9/11 attack.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 20:08 | 4499077 nmewn
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Oh the usual, the government (and its cronies) were stealing from them (see former prez's gold stash) and they wanted closer ties to the west...then it ordered people holding peaceful demonstrations against that theft and sentiment to disperse, then passed a law making it illegal to protest that theft & inclination, then started shooting them down.

And here we are ;-)


Sun, 03/02/2014 - 21:07 | 4499300 jimmytorpedo
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Nmewn, you forgot the part where the 'peaceful protestors' who were paid to protest by the US (15 euros/20 if a student) were hijacked by the nationalist (nazi) right wing who broke into the armoury and took over the peaceful protest and now the American Neocons don't want egg on their face (it would take a lot of eggs to cover Kerry's face) so they can't back down from supporting the Ukrainian Nazi's who have made it illegal to speak Russian even though the south east of Ukraine are former Russina provinces given to the Ukraine in the '50's to dilute said Nazi's who helped Hitler fight the Russians in the '40's.

It's all very simple when you factor in the American Hegemony Neocons have no fucking clue about history (Ukraine hasn't really been independant since the 1400's), culture (almost half of Ukraine self identify as Russian) geography (where is Ukraine and why can't they be our debt serfs anyway?) and etiquette (why don't the Russians want us to put nukes on their border?)

I can't believe dipshits like Barry are going to cause WWIII. I would rather die from tetanus.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 23:08 | 4499813 nmewn
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Well, thats a fairly run-on paragraph/sentence...lets break it down.

Nmewn, you forgot the part where the 'peaceful protestors' who were paid to protest by the US (15 euros/20 if a student)

You have proof of this, of course?

"...were hijacked by the nationalist (nazi) right wing"

One has to be a rightwing socialist to be nationalist? The nazis were socialists by the way or Gregor Strasser (a dyed in the wool nazis) was lying. to the

"We are socialists. We are enemies, deadly enemies, of today’s capitalist economic system with its exploitation of the economically weak, its unfair wage system, its immoral way of judging the worth of human beings in terms of their wealth and their money, instead of their responsibility and their performance, and we are determined to destroy this system whatever happens!"

Whoopsie, big difference from lounging under a tree watching everyone else work (the current communist/socialist ideal) and being forced to vork by zeee state, wouldn't you agree?

"...who broke into the armoury..."

"...and took over the peaceful protest..."

No one shot at government forces until they were fired upon.

"...and now the American Neocons don't want egg on their face (it would take a lot of eggs to cover Kerry's face)"

lol...agree on Kerry but the US, outside of the Budapest Memo, has no dog in the fight...Putin already broke it, read the memorandum of understanding for the Ukraine giving up its nukes.

" they can't back down from supporting the Ukrainian Nazi's..."


"...who have made it illegal to speak Russian even though the south east of Ukraine are former Russina provinces..."

Provinces? The whole of Ukraine was recognized as a distinct country by, wait for it, Russia. After the "utopian" communist Soviet Unions collapse.

"...given to the Ukraine in the '50's to dilute said Nazi's who helped Hitler fight the Russians in the '40's."

If it was given, its no longer Russian or the non-existent Soviet Union property...right?

That would make it, the Ukraine.

A long way to get to here, but thanks for helping me sort through it ;-)

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 23:17 | 4499848 jimmytorpedo
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I should have included the


for facetious. I thought the run on sentence might indicate it as such.

The only thing I'm sure of are the last two sentences.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 23:37 | 4499939 nmewn
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lol...he won't start WWIII with his brothers and you won't die of tetanus.

More than likely you'll die of old age, in a socialistic, government run "healthcare facility" so drugged up on morphine to fight off the pain of your multiple illnesses you'll be grateful you couldn't get out of bed to watch me being dismembered in the public square.

Sometimes lives end, just like that ;-)

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 23:56 | 4500044 jeff montanye
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the ukraine was part of the russian empire and the ussr for about as long as the u.s. has existed.  both krushchev and breshnev came from ukraine.  over three quarters of the population of crimea and far eastern ukraine speak russian (  

perhaps it's not such a good idea to attempt to encircle russia with an opposing military alliance (nato).  russia is touchy about invasions.  about the time they got over napoleon, hitler tried it and russia lost about one of every eight people.  decimate means one in ten.

obama is good at reading (and perhaps writing) speeches.  this other stuff seems over his head, even if not above his pay grade.

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 00:38 | 4500223 nmewn
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Its way over his head historically. On other levels, its right where he's at.

The Boy King isn't fooling anyone around here, not to worry ;-)

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 22:04 | 4499548 silvermail
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A year ago all these Ukrainians were living peacefully together doing their daily, driving, baking, shopping, etc.

What happened?"

In their country came freedom and democracy of USA.

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 01:30 | 4500342 Lore
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Re: "freedom and democracy"

Is that sarcasm?

Interesting to see injured protestors and injured police helped by other protestors AND police.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 20:05 | 4499070 boogerbently
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He meant "Exit Visas", he's tired of losing high dollar taxpayers !

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 19:58 | 4499040 indygo55
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Gonna get his other eye blackened.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 21:57 | 4499525 Wahooo
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None of the above. He's going there to drink fine vodka and eat caviar. And when the sumptuous party is over, he'll climb back into his jet and leave.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 18:10 | 4498634 Jorgen
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Thats like moving 100 troops to Manhattan and saying they have Complete control

With the overwhelming support of the local populace (including local security forces and military personnel), it doesn't take many troops to take control over the territory.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 18:24 | 4498658 Independent
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I predict Odessa will be the BIG Flashpoint and we will see casualties there.  Its the only remaining port the West Ukrainians have a shot at, that is why they sent the ships there. But the region and city has many Russians.  It will be the first destination for NATO special forces masquerading as new Ukraine army.  The region around Odessa connects to Moldovan Transniester breakaway republic which has many many loyal Russian citizens that need an umbillical cord connection to Mother Russia

Forgot to mention Odessa has the hottest women in EUROPE, any Euro mercenary will gladly fight for some hot p***y

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 19:10 | 4498850 piliage
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No irony there with the Potemkin steps... History may not repeat, but it sure as hell rhymes.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 22:12 | 4499580 silvermail
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" It will be the first destination for NATO special forces masquerading as new Ukraine army.  The region around Odessa connects to Moldova...".


I think that if the Russian had been such a goal, it had would have in Odessa Russian paratroopers right now.


Wed, 03/05/2014 - 18:57 | 4513967 Archduke
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Da indeed. Odessa is definitely a pivotal variable.
It adds a third ethnic component: russian jews,
who despite purges and pogroms under the russians
and soviets may feel more nervous about a zealous
ukrainian nationalism. that's the card putin has been
playing by calling the ukranians neo nazis. just as cynical
to martyr ethnic russians, after all, isn't he supposed to
stand for a united pan-slavic utopia?

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 18:23 | 4498669 Buck Johnson
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Exactly, the local populace just wants to know that they have backup and then the rest is easy for them and the Russian military.  Those few Ukrainian troops aren't going to fight a losing battle, they will leave or defect like that Naval Admiral after one day.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 17:42 | 4498548 Mr Pink
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Sounds like the war is over. Good thing, cuz I just maxed out my margin account buying facebook and twitter Friday afternoon

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 19:33 | 4498940 Groundhog Day
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Henry and Yellen have your back.  Your covered

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 20:17 | 4499112 rguptatx
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B-B-B-B-B-B bbbbbut we are too busy guaranteeing faggots' rights!

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 21:06 | 4499297 BringOnTheAsteroid
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Now that's not very nice. 

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 08:04 | 4500765 SAT 800
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Too bad he's not staying there.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 18:17 | 4498656 RevRex
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NEgRO Fiddles (with Reggie Love's Penis) while Rome Burns

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 21:22 | 4499370 MeBizarro
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Good time to see the peckerwoods are out in force tonight. 

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 19:45 | 4498986 Jannn
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Chinese Physical Gold Demand YTD 369t Up 51 % Y/Y

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 20:16 | 4499111 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Though not directly about Ukraine some pertinent information concerning some actors on the stage including ties to Syria.


Aside from expansion into Afghanistan and Africa, it was difficult to forget that manned German Patriot missiles, like those of the U.S., stand oiled and ready on the Turkish border to Syria. Or to forget that in the terrible turmoil in Ukrainian Kiev, German politicians have played a key role. Despite the slightly obscene jab at the European Union by assistant secretary of state Victoria Nuland, who was angered by European trespassing on presumed U.S. turf, that tough, tall boxer-hero of Kiev, Vitali Klitschko, was built up and supported all the way by the Adenauer-Stiftung in Germany, an adjunct of  Merkel's party. She just welcomed him in Berlin for photo-ops and strategy talk - along with an ally from Kiev's city square. The third ally was evidently not invited, perhaps for being so blatantly anti-Semitic, with his Svoboda Party too close to its pro-Hitler antecedents. Maybe it was his gang which started up the most recent bloody renewal of hostilities. 


And guess who is backing the Svoboda party why the US of course.

And to read more about Svoboda Party and the interm government in Ukraine they are integrating Neo-Nazis into the government including key posts. Read all about these bad actors here

and here

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 20:49 | 4499223 shovelhead
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Ok, so they're Nazis...

But they're OUR Nazis.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 22:10 | 4499476 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Yep And now you know what that little tiff about fuck the EU was about. Both sides been plotting to destabilize the country and Germany wanted their dog punch drunk in since putting in Neo Nazis would have been a bit too much for even them public relations nightmare aside but the US had other ideas. You have to wonder just how fucking stupid the State Department and White House really are or is this on purpose to undermine the US from within through purposeful incompetence. Are they really that fucking stupid to back Neo-Nazi's not knowing the headache that causes Germany and how much it should alienate them from Israel at the same time. It seems a bit too much of incompetence to not be a calculated and treasonous move to undermine the US and it's 'national interests'.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 22:31 | 4499675 palmereldritch
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RE: Nazis

Al Qaida was not available/indigenous so they had to opt for the traditional European equivalent/historical construct.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 23:54 | 4499983 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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One other tidbit from the article to expand on that thought.

The leaders were also in agreement on a matter of far greater significance, almost a tectonic drift in European and world political geography. According to President Joachim Gauck, German reticence on the world stage is out-of-date. At the recent 50th Security Conference in Munich, choosing his words with care, he stated, "We should not use our troops too quickly, but we must not let reservations based on Germany's past history stop us, together with the European Union, NATO, and the UN, from sending them in whenever necessary to maintain a world order which permits Germany to coordinate its interests with its basic values."


Time for Germany to put on the big boy lederhosen and put their own fucking boots on the ground to deal with this since our Nazi's are their Nazis through NATO and at the same time they aren't part of the UK/US/Russia memorandium of understanding concerning the sovereignty of Ukraine. It would also reaffirm Nazism is one of their 'basic values' while coordinating their interests.


Sun, 03/02/2014 - 21:18 | 4499352 j0nx
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Barry and Co. are too busy trampling citizen rights here at home to be bothered with doing anything abroad at the moment and the rest of the world knows it.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 17:34 | 4498513 DoChenRollingBearing
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It's traditionally Russian territory.  Big deal.  Let 'em have it.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 17:37 | 4498527 Vampyroteuthis ...
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It's traditionally Russian territory. 

The biggest reason the US should NOT get involved! 

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 19:42 | 4498979 Mitzibitzi
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Indeed. The Crimea has been Russian for centuries. It was 'gifted' to the Ukraine in 1954 as a rather underhanded response to increasing Ukrainian dissatisfaction with overly centralised Russian control (and who can blame them, given forced collectivised agriculture, the Holodomor, etc, etc, etc).

Kinda: "Here, dudes, you can have the Crimea as part of your country. As a gesture of friendship from Mother Russia! We're all good Communists together, engaged in a peaceful fraternal Union, after all! Please do not take too much notice of the fact that practically every motherfucker in the place is an ethnic Russian, which ups the percentage of them in the Ukraine from a few percent to close on 20. We can't help who happens to live there, after all!"

If it was me making the decision, I'd let them have it back, as long as they left the rest of the Ukraine alone. It's historically theirs and nearly every motherfucker there is still ethnic Russian.

That isn't what's gonna happen, of course. Too much common sense required. And a nice war is just the scapegoat needed to hide the real reason for the global economy tanking at the same time: the same greedy, sociopathic pricks who fucked up the economy are the ones that will profit from a lovely, hot war.

Makes you ashamed to share a species with them, doesn't it?

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 21:50 | 4499499 butchtrucks
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If it was me making the decision, I'd let them have it back, as long as they left the rest of the Ukraine alone.

LOL.  That's what the appeasers said to Hitler when he was eyeing up the Sudatenland.  "They are all German speakers there so let Hitler have it, as long as he leaves the rest of Europe alone".  How did that work out for you?


Mon, 03/03/2014 - 05:28 | 4500648 Mitzibitzi
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The similarity isn't lost on me, believe me.

I happen to think Putin is rather more rational than that - or at least is playing a longer game than Hitler style scooping up of any territory that can't put up much of a fight... but the potential for a Sudetenland type annexation of at least eastern Ukraine does exist, I agree.

Can't see Putin being willing to give up a major airbase and a deep, warm water port unless he really has no alternative, though. So, whether he has any designs on territory further west, or not, I reckon he's in the Crimea to stay, no matter what the West thinks about the matter.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 19:47 | 4499003 disabledvet
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right out of the movies.
and as true to life as it gets.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 20:01 | 4499056 TheReplacement
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The US should intercede diplomatically, and not punatively as we are now.  The solution should be an easy sell.  Propose a national referendum in Ukraine, contingent on Russian withdrawl and obvious security assurances by the gov't in Kiev, on whether to allow the Crimea to seccede or not.  If it passes then the Crimeans can have a referendum on if they want to seccede.  How that would play out is obvious and practically set in stone.  Russia gets the Crimea.  The Crimea gets to be part of Russia.  Ukraine gets to live relatively intact and, in fact, much more whole with the subtraction of the Crimea than with, and skim pipeline income.  US gets what it (points of view may vary) wants with Ukraine swinging to Europe and another Nobel.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 20:17 | 4499065 caconhma
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The USA, England, and Russia are the signatory to the Budapest Treat signed in 1993 guaranteeing Ukrainian sovereignty and integrity. The failure of the Obama USA and England exercise its treaty obligations will be a geopolitical catastrophe for the USA, an end of NATO, and collapse of US$ as the reserve currency.

It is that simple. The USA has lost in Iraq,  Afghanistan, Syria, and now the USA are selling down Ukraine. Our gay-loving community-organizer Commendante Obama has fucked up America big time!

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 20:53 | 4499245 shovelhead
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Ask the local Indians how those treaties worked out for them.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 21:13 | 4499314 caconhma
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My British friend told me once: It takes 5 generations to make a gentelman from a commoner.

Why China , Germany, Poland, etc., must respect and follower  the USA. If the USA behaves as POS? There will be a new world order without the USA and its driving force with Japan and Germany having no reasons to follow their post-WWII obligations.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 21:40 | 4499455 hyperbole2000
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Russian fleet is no longer offshore of Damascus. Opportunity to air assault a target rich kill zone of islamic exremists. NATO could tag team with Isreal. NATO eradicates Al Queda rebels and Isreal eradicates Hezbulla counter rebels. No concerns about friendly fire errors, even when you miss bad gus are taking the hit. Rearmed secular rebels take Damascus. The Russian base treaty obligations will then be assuned by the rebels who will be so appreciative of the Russians.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 17:38 | 4498528 unrulian
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So is Alaska

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 17:45 | 4498562 Aknownymouse
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alaska has always been Canadian. Hands off Vlad.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 17:48 | 4498570 ersatzteil
Sun, 03/02/2014 - 18:03 | 4498603 unrulian
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It was Russian; US bought it from Russia for  two cents per acre:

 The United States purchased Alaska from Russia on March 30, 1867, for $7.2 million ($121 million adjusted for inflation) at approximately two cents per acre ($4.74/km²).

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 19:34 | 4498945 mt paul
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got my .38 cent

piece of Alaska 

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 19:42 | 4498976 robertocarlos
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It was a lease and somebody lost the papers.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 20:33 | 4499157 DosZap
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So is Alaska


Nope, they sold it to us.So tough tittie.Besides it's an AmeLecan state!.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 17:38 | 4498533 IridiumRebel
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No No No!!!! We must intervene! We must help them and by helpo I mean install a Goldman puppet, flood the streets with paid thugs and send in the IMF for a nice round of debt heroin. 

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 18:38 | 4498707 MrsMerkel
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Und we would like Owstria und the Sudetenland.  Und Danzig please.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 18:44 | 4498740 Karl von Bahnhof
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Kerry (Cohen):

Seriously, what? Kerry tells Russia 'you don't invade a country on completely phony pretexts'

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 17:36 | 4498519 Global Hunter
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I suspect that Russia after having secured key regions and assets will be happy to sit back and watch the NATO/US/UK inbred politicians shoot themselves in the foot (the only thing they're good at besides lying and taking bribes) and the coup in Kiev to fizzle out.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 18:04 | 4498620 Fractal Parasite
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The country's imminent bankruptcy could swing the mood in Kiev.

Loans from Russia are cut off. Loans from the IMF are still some weeks away. Gas prices to rise by 1/3. EU/US broke too.

Russia, on the other hand, has almost no national debt, plenty of oil and gas, and is in no hurry.

Meanwhile politicians in Crimea are talking about collecting the rent payments for Sevastopol themselves instead of letting them go to the illegitimate ganster puppet regime in Kiev.

We live in interesting times.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 18:10 | 4498639 Shad_ow
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Never thought about it, but "inbred" is a very appropriate term to describe the political field in America.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 19:43 | 4498981 knukles
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Who you gonna vote for in '16?
Hillbillary or Jebbie-B?


"I didn't have sex with that woman."

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 04:18 | 4500497 Kobe Beef
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They're ideologically inbred. Ron Paul showed there's not a dime's worth of difference between the RNC and DNC handlers. Everyone of these "American leaders" has gone to an elite university and swallowed a bunch of Neo-Liberal Collectivist bullshit. The most pernicious bit of that common core of bullshit is that by emitting words they can change reality. Only action changes reality. Propaganda merely obfuscates it.

Democratic Progressive Propaganda does work when your Collectivist Fellow Travellers control the media and the Universities, but not so much when a hostile army takes up positions and says we don't give a shit what you have to say about it. Russia cannot afford NATO nukes in Ukraine. They will fight over it. No amount of Freedom House propaganda will change that. No amount of shit-testing caterwauling by the Femme-Merican Policy Establishment will change their minds. The USSA is not dealing with a bunch of Beta supplicants here.

Rice, Power, & Nuland believed their own ideological bullshit. And now Putin has called their bluff. You want the Ukraine, you're going to have to do more than stage another fake revolution. You're going to have to fight for it. This is not a good fight to pick, and these bitches (Obama included) have never been in a real fight.

Somebody is going to have to do some real diplomacy here. Bitching, bluffing and bribery won't cut it.

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 06:35 | 4500693 Schizophasic
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The Progressives  in the US control until they don't.  They're good at taking things over when people aren't looking, Education, Media, smaller Third-World Countries, etc.  They can spin a semi-convincing line of bullshit to justify their actions in the process.  Problem is, they don't really have any core competence, and can't maintain their winnings, so to speak.  The kids are beginning to wake up to the fact that a college education isn't worth the the debt load they'll carry when there's no jobs to be had, people are abandoning the MSM in droves, and the countries that have been overthrown seem to wind up in the hands of the people we were obstinably fighting.

I just kind of figure that these geniuses are going to screw things up so badly that they'll set the stage for a military strongman to start grabbing land while everybody's squabbling over tidbits.

It's like the Climate Change meme.  About the time the lights and heat go out in sub-freezing weather, people are going to suddenly start caring a whole lot less about "saving the planet" and a whole lot more about following someone who promises to put things in order.

It's actually pretty easy to destabilize an existing society/order.  The tricky part is controlling who takes power after the whole shithouse goes up in flames.  That's why rational people don't fuck with that shit without a _very_ good reason.  Of course, when you're dealing with Progressives, you're hardly dealing with rational people in the first place.


Mon, 03/03/2014 - 15:15 | 4502778 Kobe Beef
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All good points. Appreciate your thoughtful reply. You know your leadership's bad when the most expensive PR/Psy-op machine in the world can't make them look rational or competent.


Sun, 03/02/2014 - 17:37 | 4498524 IridiumRebel
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When will the much needed GHWB Carrier get to the theater? Lord knows all we need is a sunk American rubber ducky in the Russian bathtub. 

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 17:37 | 4498525 freewolf7
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Send in the clown.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 17:39 | 4498538 IridiumRebel
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He is on the golf course again.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 19:13 | 4498859 johnQpublic
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It's a game that I keep on thinking I should be good at, and somehow the ball goes this way and that way and never goes straight," said Mr. Obama in a Russian media interview in 2009. But on another occasion, he admitted he's "terrible" at golf, but is drawn to the game just the same.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 19:45 | 4498985 knukles
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Golf is sorta like Community Organizing and Politics.

You're always out looking for something and shouting Bull Shite encouragement, then lying about the whole escapade.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 19:48 | 4499004 tbd108
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I read he went to his daughter's musical recital while the National Security Council meeting was going on for the purpose of deciding what to do about Crimea. I suspect that the average IQ of the meetings attendees was much higher as a result.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 17:37 | 4498526 devnickle
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Good. Hopefully the rebels will do US a favor and drive Kerry out in a chopper to Russia......

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 17:40 | 4498532 rtalcott
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Sun, 03/02/2014 - 17:39 | 4498536 thamnosma
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That's gotta be one helluva conference call.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 17:42 | 4498545 rtalcott
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I suspect everyone will ask barry..."What are you going to do?"

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 17:49 | 4498576 DoChenRollingBearing
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Better call Saul?

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 18:16 | 4498653 macholatte
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Sun, 03/02/2014 - 17:41 | 4498541 Black Forest
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US Secretary of State John Kerry will visit Kiev tomorrow

By bicycle, I hope. This will help reducing CO2 emissions.


Sun, 03/02/2014 - 17:41 | 4498544 williambanzai7
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Sun, 03/02/2014 - 17:44 | 4498557 IridiumRebel
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Mr. Kerry will make it all better.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 17:42 | 4498546 ebworthen
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Of course Russia is in complete control of Crimea, that's the whole point.

They will use the same modus operandi to gradually move to Odessa at the least.

Kerry will go to Kiev and bumble and mumble and accomplish nothing; though he might get egged.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 19:56 | 4499036 disabledvet
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sorry dude...but you're living a lie.

"Russia is not in control"...otherwise they wouldn't have to be firing live ammunition at "their own people."

You need to start getting yourself on the right side of history here...

Not that a lot of other people aren't on the "wrong side" here.
This is a real shootin' match with real guns and real bullets.
This ain't no friggin' Hollywood picture show anymore.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 21:01 | 4499272 negative rates
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And why can't we watch my favorite martian every night?

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 17:42 | 4498550 Winston Churchill
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Putin gets Crimea for nothing.The US /EU get a grenade with the pin pulled.

Putin wins again. No wonder Obozo was absent from his SC meeting.

Someone elses fault, when he reads about it in the newspapers..


Sun, 03/02/2014 - 18:05 | 4498624 TBT or not TBT
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No one lost the Crimea, or if they did, it was back in the 19th century, and they lost it to Russia back then. Russian control there was...a pre-existing condition. Russiacare had it covered.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 18:22 | 4498667 Berspankme
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"I had no idea about anything"- Bathhouse Barry

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 17:44 | 4498554 devnickle
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"Why are they doing this now!? They're going to ruin the Oscar's!"

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 17:44 | 4498555 syntaxterror
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Putin runs yet another victory lap around Foodstamp. The Free Shit Army is no match for Putin.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 21:02 | 4499281 negative rates
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And what's yer point, you gonna jump ship any moment?

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 22:24 | 4499643 syntaxterror
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Jump ship? My point was Foodstamp is repeatedly schooled. Nothing Foodstamp does will make anyone "jump ship". In fact, that whimpering faggot will be long gone in a few, short years. What's your point? 

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 17:44 | 4498556 Lumberjack
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Sun, 03/02/2014 - 17:48 | 4498572 Debugas
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yeah USA puppet ready to (em)bark

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 18:09 | 4498635 newworldorder
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RE: Debugas

You must be historically well informed. After what they endured in WW2 and under the Soviets during the Cold War - They know the real score. Poland will never let itself be enslaved again, with or without US support.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 19:05 | 4498700 GhostInTheMachine
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Dude If the Polish Dildo-grabbing President comes up with an idea to stand up to Vlad, or if anyone for that matter says that "we must confront Vlad" they are just plain stupid dangerpus idiots. But Polish military commanders have the whole II warld war to prove they were absolute imbeciles. Stood up to Hitler havng no chances - got into camps, Stood up to Stalin - got bullets in the heads of 20 000 officers thus destroyng the fabric of society. Let Putin do what he wants the western banker puppet masters will sit in St. Moritz sipping champaign anyway. Fuck this shit.


edit: I am ashamed of my president and embarrassed by my dim-wited leaders. Good Save Poland fom the Polish!

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 19:21 | 4498897 Voicefather
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The Poles, after being attacked on both sides by the Germans and Soviet Union, offered tougher resistance than the French did only having to fight the Germans... and the Poles had a smaller army than the French. So show some fucking respect to some people with balls.

Shit is getting real and western banker shill society is still preferable to Russian mafia-style tyranny. Germany better be callin up the reserves.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 20:00 | 4499049 disabledvet
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hmmm. very interesting.
getting down arrowed for pointing out historical facts and "passions."

looks like "true to life" has just gone "off script."

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 20:14 | 4499062 GhostInTheMachine
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@ Voicefather Would you rather prefer to have "balls" and go fight tanks with swards or "Brains" and live to see another day while the Stalin and Rosevelt cut Europe in half just as they please anyway?

I keep respect for smart people not imbecils that cause suffering to their own people telling them fairly tales about freedom and giving guns to childred to fight the germans in the Warsaw uprising. I know my people better than you so f$#@ off and go see pictures of Warsaw before and after the war - this is what your idiot "ballsy" generals did to my capital.

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 02:09 | 4500405 Voicefather
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It is easy for you to say what is the smart decision with the hinsight that things worked out ultimately in Poland's favor. Had things gone a little different they wouldn't have endured a few years occupation, but rather potentially hundreds of years and God knows what slavic-hating Nazis might have concocted in that time. I suppose when you are getting shoveled into the cattle cars you will urge everyone to have 'brains' and live to fight again another day. History is replete with tribes and people that gave in and there was no greater power to come rescue them and they got shuffled along from place to place until they were so weak they disappeared. 

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 20:41 | 4499188 Leraconteur
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

The best statement about freedom from a North American.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 17:49 | 4498575 syntaxterror
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The Foodstamp Media Brigade will be reporting this in another week or so. As soon as they hop off Foodstamp's ballsack to come up for air.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 18:00 | 4498599 Invinciblehandaxe
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oooh fucking polish slaves

well they will have to call in half of their nation from around the world

and there will be noone to fuck up salaries for locals around the world

I bet brits will be very pissed for loosing their low paid polish slaves

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 18:56 | 4498748 MrsMerkel
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Sun, 03/02/2014 - 18:11 | 4498645 Fractal Parasite
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Maybe planning to re-establish greater Poland.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 19:11 | 4498853 Tracerfan
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Debunked.  Not true.  Photos were from a different month.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 17:47 | 4498558 Debugas
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the only two adults in the room

Look at their faces

Two people who understand the complexity of the situation and what impact their actions would have to the world

Putin and Merkel agreed to send a mission to Ukraine to monitor and establish the facts on the ground

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 18:11 | 4498642 Lumberjack
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I would be watching where Israeli subs might be. They would be the ones to initiate a very big problem.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 21:01 | 4499213 mccvilb
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Now what will happen to the Unocal/Israeli pipelines from Turkmenistan down thru Afghanistan ultimately supplying the Ukraine and EU countries? Isn't that the real reason we are in Afghanistan?

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 22:26 | 4499655 Falling Down
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Up twinkles.


Great comment.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 18:21 | 4498662 thethirdcoast
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I think the fact that Germany currently imports ~30% of their natgas from Russia has a lot to do with the faces of both leaders.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 20:57 | 4499258 mccvilb
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By taking back the Crimea coupled with Georgia, Putin has created a choke point to access from the Black Sea. I don't think the Ukraine is his target. Turkey on the other hand would give him control over the EU's energy supplies.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 21:33 | 4499421 MeBizarro
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Turkey?!  Yeah that is what Putin needs.  To really poke a needle in NATO's eye to see if they would actually respond militarily and have every insane Sunni jhadist ready for a new cause.  

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 22:47 | 4499729 mccvilb
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I don't think Putin acted until it became clear to him there were CIA inspired covert actions taking place all around the bordering countries. Turkey? He sees them as an ally.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 18:44 | 4498735 GhostInTheMachine
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Germany Russia and Krim, if you know german and like II warld war this movie is a super mega treat, in two parts - This is what the Crim Campaign Looked like:

Hat's off to Erich Von Manstein.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 17:46 | 4498566 devnickle
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This gives new meaning to the term "Red carpet"

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 17:46 | 4498567 syntaxterror
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B-b-b-b-b-but Goldman was so fucking close to signing them up for $100 billion in debt financed at 8%. Whaaaaaaaaaa.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 17:47 | 4498569 Bunga Bunga
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"You just don't in the 21st century behave in 19th century fashion by invading another country on completely trumped up pre-text"

So Kerry explains the invasion into Iraq here perfectly?

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