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Monday Humor: World On The Verge? "Get Some Peace Of Mind"
The Cold War being back with a bang and somehow the world again finding itself on the verge of World War got you down? Don't worry, there an insurance policy for that. Because life is unpredictable...
Life is unpredictable. Get some peace of mind: http://t.co/PMDosOjauN #TimeToEnroll
— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) March 3, 2014
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Putzoid!!
Who is Putzoid ?
Peace of mind? So... they shut down DC?
Not yet, but it's coming.
Island music in background, don't worry be happy, Kumbayah, Bitchez
Just remember that president Shithead isn't tweeting this. There is some faceless scumbag traitor doing it for him.
Exactly. Barry would've written "piece of mind".
Leader of the free world.
Pimpin' .gov insurance policies on Twatter.
This snake got no teeth.
Afghanistan made it clear to the world.
Pimpin', panderin'...
Look at Biden go at it, just like a used car salesman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faIHIxMypJQ
Ridiculous, but very indicative of what the Govt REALLY is in the US.
Seriously who follows his tweets anyway besides die hard followers and MSM journalists.
This twitter feed is the same crap over and over again every 30 minutes, it's probably the least impactful way to get a message across.
The real question is Who the Fuck does his Tweets for Him?
Either he has a staff to brainstorm , structure, write, review, approve and do, or he doesn't have any time to do his job...
...or go to National Security Council meetings...
What is a Putzoid ?
hi
Made me laugh!
I just did the unthinkable, gave Fonestar a greenie...
DaddyO
Everyone...M I C.....K E Y.....
this is your best comment
Ever
and ever
At least now we know he's real.
I was number sixty ;-)
We know who 42 was.
I think I just pee'd my pants a little.
Unfucking believable. When will this nightmare end?
Spoiler alert: it won't.
Ah, but it will get worse. Have you ever seem the movie Hellraiser?
http://www.fangoria.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/hellraiserfeat.jpg
It will end when the guillotines wear out from overuse.
You were warned but unfortunately for you you decided to take the red pill.
From here on in it just gets worse...
Hah ha ha ha ha
Can never go back to sleep nor go home, again....
when the USD is dead
Does anyone know if DHS will be honoring my Obamacare plan in the FEMA camps?
From Urban Dictionary:
PUTZ MONKEY A dickhead that fools around causing crap Putzoid - Isn't defined Putzu 1. a gay/bi-sexual that uses wrestling to get to men's bodies when they are sweaty 2. being jacked or awsome Any help here?Life Changes Be Ready!
DaddyO
And don't forget to open up your MyRA while you're at it....
Maybe WW3 is just a scheme to get more people signed up for obamacare.
Helluva way to reduce the risk pool.
Helluva way to reduce the risk pool.
Exactly, unfortunately, I have 3 sons of draft age...
Thankfully, they're all in school at the moment.
DaddyO
They can plead the Obama exemption.
Never did register or whatever the fuck; in any case, my records are sealed.
I wasn't born in and I never lived in Connecticut; don't ask me, ask the Social Security Administration.
And no, I don't know who Xeroxed my birth certificate so sloppily.
No, I don't remember what my grades were and nobody can find the transcripts.
Whatever....
Obama was the original "Waldo." People are still searching for him on the Columbia campus.
You still troubled about that.
He missed his calling, he should have been a used car salesman... Think Kurt Russell in "Used Cars"...
As a former car dealer I take exception to your comment. I will write something pertinent after I stop laughing remembering Kurt Russell playing the most funny part in his career.
But... guys...
So Health Insurance
Very Benefits
Wow
Many Coverage
Much Affordable
Such Healthcare.gov
O'ChineeCare!
...er, dog and pet insurance....
... them kids is so dumb they think the Mexican border pays rent and can't be trusted to buy health insurance on their own...
-Nazi Pelouzi
So Scare
Much Manipulative
What is right hand?
Wow
Very MIC
Hole in ground
Many Putin
Sell Health Insurance
When is left hand?
How is Ass?
Their guy rides and hunts bears in sub arctic zones shirtless while our guy is tweeting about sickcare. Got any good recipes ya wanna throw out there for folks with organic fennel or microgreens?
And probably bangin' cocktail waitresses two at a time! Not so much for the other guy.
Yeah Bobby !!
Nice swing in those pessimists warmongers bitchezzz !!
What's the use of money when we are all vaorized
Must be horrible to be vaorized.
Corzined, he meant Corzined.
At least it didn't say "Piece of Mind". Things are looking up at the White House.
Hahahaha fucking crooks
Last act of a failed state is to loot the coffers....
Somebody please MAKE IT STOP!!
Just drink really heavily.
Won't make it stop, but at least you won't notice what's going on.
Works for me!
Trouble is I have to be sober during the day.
world on the verge? cmon now
As the great sportsman and philosopher John McEnroe once said
YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS
Waiting for #TimeToTroll to start trending on Twitter...
Is your scamming son involved in this?
You look lovely, as always.
Great to see you.
That guy is a complete moron. The bigger morons are the 52% that elected him.
Ahhhh, Lordy! This cunt is pushing insurance when he should try to lead.
I don't need anyone to "lead" me, I can figure it out on my own.
Empty fucking suit, all of them traitors.
just incase I get shived in the FEMA camp
How many commentators and experts that are being rolled out continuously can speak even one word of Russian?...
If you want peace of mind you're on the wrong site.
HealthCare is unpredictable. Give him a piece of your mind. @BarackObama
#TimeToPay
OK.
I was just vapourised by a tactical nuke.
What forms do I need to fill in?
OOPS!
LMAO! Full retard on display. I hear Barry White background music while looking at that tweet.
What
The
Fuck?
Okay, try to make sense of this. Hmm...
I know, make it seem like none of what is going on in the Ukraine matters. Act naturally. Play it cool. No worries. Nothing going on that a champ like Barry has to miss a stroke (you gay bashers/"golf" fans know what I mean by that). Piss off Putin that it is business as usual. He is just trying to get attention. It won't work on our beloved leader.
Yeah, that's the ticket.
Depraved indifference.
#getaclue #irideabikeonthewhitehouslawnwithahelmet
#barrythecolonoscoper?
Peace of mind?
Let me give you a piece of my mind:
Since when does paying $375/month with A $30 copay and a $7,000 deductible provide "peace of mind"?
Besides, health insurance doesn't do ONE GOD DAMNED THING to make me "healthier"!!!
"Preventive" care visits? What, $150 to have a doctor look in my ear and ask me how I feel?
A colonoscopy infected with prions from someone WITH colon cancer to give ME colon cancer so they can say they "discovered" it just in time at my second visit?
Oh sure, that person you pay $8.50/hour to work graveyard and sterilize instruments is so very thorough.
Or a yearly breast X-Ray between 40 and 50 so when a gal turns 50 they can discover the tumor they gave her from scrambling her genetic code for 10 years to pay for their GE X-Ray machine?
FUCK THAT SHIT!
You took away my peace of mind with that prion shit (no pun intended) EB!
I looked it up too.
.
Sorry.
Scroll down to the "Potential for chemical sterilization of prions" section:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sterilization_%28microbiology%29
"Prions are highly resistant to chemical sterilization."
And then the Abstract here: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22138778
That post about the colonoscopy has to be the most useful post I've read up here! I'm up on the mammogram sham, but I'm embarrassed to admit the prion thing caught me by surprise.
Doctor Doctor, give me the news, i've got a...bad case of lovin you!
Eastern Europe is about to burn down and all he can do is tweet an ad for his bullshit health plan. Gad.
Flip to CNN right now! Wolf Blitzer and Christiane Amanpour are arguing like husband and wife because dipshit Blitzer, trying to prove the MSM meme that Putin and the Russians are paranoid freaks, eloquently and succintly (albeit accidentally) stated the belief that all of the current upheaval in Ukraine is due to quasi-fascists and western bankers. You should've seen the "shut the fuck up, you idiot!" look on Amanpour's face.
Blitzer's performance reminds me of this. Fast forward to 8:25 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcWs-MFOQWQ
Damn, I missed it!
Amanpour was doing her best "Tokyo Rose" for the EU Brussels Bandits yesterday.
Let me recap, ebworhten.
CA: Wolf, you need to be careful..
WB: Christiane, I'm just reporting what the Russian foreign minister said...
CA: Yeah, but for the network (she actually said that), you need to be careful about promoting any of that talk...
WB: I'm not, I'm just reporting what the guy said..... Ok, it looks like we're out of time for this segment...
All the while this was happening, the token beat-up-the-guy-who's-right-but-we'll-marginalize-on-purpose guest was shaking his head and laughing. It was beautiful and I guarantee it will be scrubbed from CNN's archives.
Wow!
Thanks Meat Hammer, classic.
Yeah, don't tell the other side, this is journalism.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSoXdjqQgFg
OK I got some
Sounds like Blizer had a wardrobe malfunction there. I'm sure the network guys fixed him up and he's ok know. Amanpour will most likely be promoted to "Chief liasion to Obama Journalistic Nazi Explorers".
Soooooooo....
Anybody find out how Ed Snowden is doing these days?....
Just how many more months does he have on his temporary visa?...
first they laugh
Then they really laugh
Then they invade
What an utter Fucking Disgrace! This is not my country. Mr. President, I respect the office you hold, and I know despite what may be said and what friends you may have, it is no easy goal to obtain... but for the love of sweet merciful crap, have some self respect and make like you belong there. Not every fucking thing is a marketing campaign. Eat some steak and eggs for breakfast and kick over an umbrella stand in the lobby and fucking realize you are in charge.
How can your respect an 'office' that enables (encourages?) criminality and genocide??
Just askin'