A Tale Of Two Winters

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Presenting the US car market this cold, stormy, sunny, dry, and rainless winter according to "The Haves... and The Have-Nots..."


The Haves...


And The Have-Nots...


It appears the 1% don't feel the cold (or wet) weather?\

What is supremely clear from this data is - if you want to sell cars, raise prices...

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Mon, 03/03/2014 - 16:37 | 4503259 Hippocratic Oaf
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Mon, 03/03/2014 - 16:37 | 4503260 HedgeAccordingly
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 Charles Plosser  Stock market rising mostly on ‘fundamentals.’ http://hedge.ly/1bThYgM

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 16:41 | 4503281 DoChenRollingBearing
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I would be curious to know about Hyundai's sales.

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 17:34 | 4503548 HyBrasilian
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Only cars on the MID ATLANTIC roads today...


- Dick Dastardly & Muttley in the MEAN MACHINE

- The Slag Brothers in the BOULDERMOBILE

- The Gruesome Twosome in the CREEPY COUPE

- Professor Pat in the CONVERT-A-CAR

- The Red Max in the CRIMSON HAYBAILER

- Sergeant Blast and Private Meekly in the ARMY SURPLUS SPECIAL

-The Ant Hill Mob in the BULLETPROOF BOMB

- Penelope Pitstop in the COMPACT PUSSYCAT

- Luke & Blubber Bear in the ARKANSAS CHUGABUG

- Rufus Roughcut & Sawtooth in the BUZZWAGON


Mon, 03/03/2014 - 17:41 | 4503579 DoChenRollingBearing
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Well, I do not know what you find on Brazilian roads now, but I will try to give you guys a report on cars in Peru in the coming days (nos vamos alli pronto, pezez!).

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 17:47 | 4503608 HyBrasilian
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On the current path... soon... EVERY car will be "courtesy of Fred's TWO FEET"


Mon, 03/03/2014 - 17:51 | 4503626 DoChenRollingBearing
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Well, that's why I have a bike!

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 18:41 | 4503879 cro_maat
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I sold my 2 cars a few years ago and now use a longboard and the Subway. I even splurged on a deluxe (local Brooklyn made) longboard model to the tune of $350. They even took fiat currency (heh heh)

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 18:25 | 4503773 Cacete de Ouro
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Don't forget Peter Perfect in the TURBO TERRIFIC


Mon, 03/03/2014 - 23:09 | 4505000 brown_hornet
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Obozo in the CHOOMWAGON

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 17:37 | 4503564 DoChenRollingBearing
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Thanks, seek, you da man!

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 16:38 | 4503264 Neethgie
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Duh obamas socialist paradise made everyone rich so nobody wants crappy gm cars anymore everyone is riding in ferraris

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 18:08 | 4503703 johnQpublic
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EBT car

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 16:38 | 4503265 Stoploss
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Mon, 03/03/2014 - 17:12 | 4503447 Stuck on Zero
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It's the weather!   All those GMs, Fords, Chryslers, etc are sold in the frigid fly-over states.  The Maseratis, Ferraris, Lamborghinis, Porsches etc. are all sold in places like Beverly Hills, the Amalfi Coast, the South of France, Monaco, Miami, and Cote d'Azur ... the warm places.


Mon, 03/03/2014 - 16:40 | 4503277 pragmatic hobo
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my guess is that 90% of the 1% can't afford porsche or maserati ... and 99% of that 1% can't afford ferrari or lamboghini ...

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 17:18 | 4503478 seek
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You're not far off at all.

IRS cut-off for top 1%: $389K. After tax income: about $275K

Price for a new Ferrari FF: about $280K

So a new ferrari is actually more than an entire year's after tax for someone just on the 1%er threshold. Even financed it's a stretch once you account for depreciation. Add in maintenance which is fucking insane, plus insurance and yeah, being in the 1% won't cut it. Maybe the 0.25% or so.

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 17:48 | 4503613 DoChenRollingBearing
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A couple in our condo building owns a Ferrari.  The first time I met the guy (call it two years ago), he told me that his wife was from Venezuela.  "Ah, Venezuela", I mentioned, "I hope you guys don't have any money down there..."

He replied, "No, we have almost nothing down there..., well our house in Caracas..., and our house at the beach."

[Yow! I think, this guy is worth MORE than an order of magnitude more than we are...]


So, yes, I think seek has it right, there are several "levels" of wealth among the 1%.  I guess if you have BIG $$$, there is always a fairly easy way to spend it...

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 17:52 | 4503633 Keyser
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Surely you jest... Using the bottom of the IRS threshold is hardly definitive... All I know is that there is a lot of $$$ rattling around in the economy and I lose count of all the high-end vehicles I see on the road every day... 

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 18:15 | 4503730 ATM
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So the average working stiff makes $40k/yr yet buys a $40k Ford F150 FX2 or a 40k Honda Accord. It's called making payments.....

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 19:05 | 4504036 TalkToLind
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I know a guy who makes twice that who bought a used car for less than $15,000.  Come to think of it, his avatar looks alot like mine.

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 19:56 | 4504256 GeezerGeek
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So a new Ferrari FF goes for around 13,000 ounces of silver.

A brand new 1962 Ferrari 250GT cost around 12,500 ounces of silver. 

FF is definitely better than that 250GT.

What a difference 52 years makes.

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 21:00 | 4504450 jimmytorpedo
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I disagree.

I would take a 250GT anyday over an FF.

Then again I would take an M1A2 Abrams over a Ferrari as well.

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 22:19 | 4504755 drstrangelove73
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I could own a Ferrari
But it would look stupid in my garage,at work(yes,I work,55-60 hrs a week)
3year old Nissan z.0-60 in 4.8

Tue, 03/04/2014 - 01:30 | 4505363 Canoe Driver
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You guys are all wrong. Some people buy these high-end cars for cash, and some of them don't have very high incomes. Assets and inheritance are unrelated to income. Many more are financing, also with only moderate incomes. There is also the attitude that the cars are investments because they hold their value.

One of my big regrets is not buying a Ferrari in 1999. At the time, I had no earned income at all, I was a student with some investments. 

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 16:41 | 4503278 zelator
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Or as The Decider has put it: "The haves and the haves more.." are the only buyers now.

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 16:45 | 4503292 economessed
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So, is Ferrari channel-stuffing too?  Are the dealers piling the inventory in the vacant parking lots of K-Marts?

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 17:23 | 4503494 seek
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No, I just checked my local Ferrari dealer, they had ONE unit on the lot, and it was sold. Everything else they had was Maserati (which they had a LOT of) and the Maserati's definitely had 1%er capable prices (120-150K).

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 16:45 | 4503293 Cacete de Ouro
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Alfa Romeo Disco Volante by Touring - A customized Alfa 8C


Mon, 03/03/2014 - 16:48 | 4503304 youngman
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I bet its the NFL..NBA and the Pot store owners in Colorado and Washington..

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 16:51 | 4503320 headhunt
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At least the pot store owners will have to keep buying new cars.

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 17:03 | 4503393 11b40
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Why is that?

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 17:10 | 4503440 headhunt
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Do you smoke pot and forgot or did you never smoke pot?

You can't smoke, drive and stay on the road

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 17:53 | 4503640 Keyser
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Cough, cough, horse shit...


Mon, 03/03/2014 - 20:54 | 4504435 headhunt
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1st rule of fight club

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 20:53 | 4504433 headhunt
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1st rule of fight club

Sat, 03/08/2014 - 13:34 | 4525145 11b40
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I can, so speak for yourself.  Or, do you simply not know what you are talkng about?

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 17:17 | 4503472 Comte d'herblay
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If you've gotten a really good high, it's difficult to remember the last word you spoke, where on the map you are,  let alone where you parked your car. 


Mon, 03/03/2014 - 16:48 | 4503305 TheGardener
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The motor car being the coolest item one could own in the 20th century is wearing off her appeal. Have a barns
full of quite a collection of vintage cars I`am selling off for some time now and got to the point I don`t have to drive
anything anymore.

Plan to keep the odd 4WD truck and a jeep for the farm and
get rid of the lot. God thanks the prices are better then ever.

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 16:52 | 4503322 NoDebt
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Keep one around that got no computer, GPS or any electronics.  If it's got an old points-style ignition, so much the better for being able to drive around the day after an EMP blast.  I'm keeping my old Malibu forever.... just in case.  When all the modern cars have their circuit boards fried out of them, the 'Bu will still run.

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 17:14 | 4503460 quartshort
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Where are you going to get gas? Every pump I've seen for the last 12 years has converted to a 'puter system.

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 17:29 | 4503520 W74
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You think a man with that mentality wouldn't think ahead to have a little fuel stored up?

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 17:55 | 4503646 Keyser
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Gasoline has a shelf life, even when treated... 

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 18:40 | 4503878 General Decline
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Rotate your stock frequently pre EMP and then the day you actually need it, you should be good for a while. A little Stabil won't hurt either.

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 16:49 | 4503309 NoDebt
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Small number of rich, large number of poor and just enough middle class to service the rich.  As it has been in most societies throughout most of human history.  A giant reversion to the mean in progress as we speak.

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 16:49 | 4503313 buzzsaw99
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those cars are totally practical for pothole strewn roads lined with criminal hordes

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 16:49 | 4503314 headhunt
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GM sales are actually down 12% as per ZH previous post.

GM sales to Dealers up but actual GM sales down.

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 16:56 | 4503344 TheRideNeverEnds
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Meh who cares, Tesla is at least, AT LEAST 50% over valued yet had a fifteen dollar reversal to the upside.   They are not even profitible but have a market cap basically equal to GM. 


Its all smoke and mirrors. 

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 16:59 | 4503376 headhunt
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Tesla is the tulip bulb investment of the global warming left.

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