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John Kerry To Explain How Ukraine Is Fixed - Live Feed

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Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/04/2014 12:13 -0400



 

Having "condemned Russia's incredible act of aggression" which markets now appear to have forgotten about, we wonder just what Secretary of State John Kerry will have to say in this speech. Markets appear to think it's all over and east and west Ukraine can all sing Kumbayah with Putin leading the melody but other leaders continue to call for "crushing" sanctions against Europe's largest gas supplier. We are sure Kerry will clear it all up and explain where the line that was not crossed is... and for goodness' sake don't mention the Russian boots on the ground in Crimea.

 

Group hug?

 

Mission Accomplished? Stocks at all time highs...

 

One wonders just what Victoria "Fuck The EU" Nuland whispered to Tymoshenko...

 

Live Feed (embed) via NBC (if embed not working click here)

 
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Tue, 03/04/2014 - 14:32 | 4507448 NuYawkFrankie
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Kerry/Cohen speaks -the world cringes/

Hey WTF are Blankfiend & Gary 'Pencil Neck' Gensler doing with Kerry  in that top photo???

Tue, 03/04/2014 - 13:23 | 4507480 DannoH
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I wish that the MSM would buy a thesaurus. Please find some new buzzwords besides "SLAMS!", "CRUSHING!", and "WITHERING!". It reeks of a Campy Batman comic.

Tue, 03/04/2014 - 13:35 | 4507545 blindman
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http://www.kpfa.org/archive/id/100023
Guns and Butter
"Behind the Smoke Curtain: What Happened at the Pentagon on 9/11, What Didn't, and Why It Matters" with Barbara Honegger.

Tue, 03/04/2014 - 13:42 | 4507598 royal
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Lotta Jew action going on here.

 

Tue, 03/04/2014 - 13:46 | 4507625 Gringo Viejo
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Somebody gag this punk before he gets all of us killed.

Tue, 03/04/2014 - 14:19 | 4507847 sixbilliondollarman
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agreed!

What a typical Jackass!

He is so fucked up...& reading these comments...is there any Americans who respect this piece of shit? I can't believe the guy ran for president once!

[everyday I wake up another suprisingly depressing story from the admin]

Tue, 03/04/2014 - 13:49 | 4507628 TalkToLind
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In a related story, Kerry announced live from Kiev that ZH's server issues are also fixed.
Forward, comrades!

Tue, 03/04/2014 - 13:50 | 4507647 hotrod
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Anyone reading that Yanukovych has died and due to that Russia has no legitamite reason to invade as they can hold elections.

Tue, 03/04/2014 - 14:24 | 4507880 Fix It Again Timmy
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Kerry has as much dignity as possum roadkill...

Tue, 03/04/2014 - 14:28 | 4507916 RevRex
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What a horse's ass with a horse's face

Tue, 03/04/2014 - 14:35 | 4507969 Cornholiovanderbilt
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Helicopter Lurch to da rescue!!!!!! 

Tue, 03/04/2014 - 16:35 | 4508733 vanderleun
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Could somebody please just floss Kerry with a chain saw and report back? Thanking you in advance.

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 06:02 | 4510937 R_J
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"Cringles, Nudles & Ketchup Revolution"

 

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