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The best they can say about today's meetings in Paris is that all the leaders agree to disagree - both over possible sanctions and over whether Russia is doing anything illegal. Confused yet? US Secretary of State John Kerry will explain it all in his press conference due up soon...



Lavrov said in his comments today that

"Kerry acknowledged that... in conditions of threats and ultimatums, it is very difficult to work on honest agreements that will then help the Ukrainain people to stabilise the situation."

Via Xinhua,

U.S. secretary of state, British foreign secretary and Ukrainian interim foreign minister on Wednesday urged Russia to honor the 1994 Budapest Memorandum.


"The Budapest Memorandum sets out the obligations of signatories in return for Ukraine giving up its nuclear weapons," John Kerry, William Hague and Andriy Deshchytsia said in a joint statement while meeting in Paris Wednesday.


"The Memorandum also obliges the UK, U.S. and Russia to consult in the event of a situation arising where the memorandum commitments are questioned," the statement said.


The United States had conveyed an invitation to Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov, but he didn't attend the meeting, according to the statement.

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Wed, 03/05/2014 - 16:25 | 4513217 El Hosel
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The new face came out nice. Dapper do too.

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 16:28 | 4513232 nope-1004
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"Either you're with us, or you will be labeled a terrorist guilty of crimes against humanity regardless of your actions, beliefs, or ethnicity."

- Every US Sec. of State

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 16:29 | 4513243 Thought Processor
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This might be delayed a bit.  


He hasn't received his talking points yet.


(stay w/ the story line this time John.......)



Wed, 03/05/2014 - 16:32 | 4513257 Meat Hammer
Wed, 03/05/2014 - 16:34 | 4513283 Arius
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Kerry - Lavrov is the channel to watch ... watch these guys, they have a long way of cooperation together and are able to solve tough stuff ...

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 17:32 | 4513607 johnQpublic
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john kerry to explain todays progress after someone explains it to him progress

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 17:25 | 4513563 angel_of_joy
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John Kerry To Explain Today's Progress

That should be very easy, considering there is no progress to talk about.

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 17:59 | 4513718 PontifexMaximus
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Are you drunk?

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 16:48 | 4513285 AlaricBalth
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The Budapest Memorandum?

The document that states, "The United States of America, the Russian Federation, and the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, reaffirm their commitment to Ukraine, in accordance with the principles of the CSCE Final Act, to refrain from economic coercion designed to subordinate to their own interest the exercise by Ukraine of the rights inherent in its sovereignty and thus to secure advantages of any kind."

Economic coercion. Political coercion. Inciting a coup. The US breached this agreement on multiple occasions.

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 20:46 | 4514476 Muppet Pimp
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It is interesting to note that there were causualties in the uprising but none in the invasion.  The need for monitors is prior to the referendum, late this month right?  There should be plenty of them spread far and wide. I think any breaches of the Budapest Memorandum can be overlooked if the referendum goes down proper and the will of the people is heard.

As to the US inciting the coup, that may be a bridge too far. If Mr. Omidayar is a citizen than a citizen of the United States incited a coup.  But he is a leftist and Eric Holder runs our justice department, so no doubt there will be no repurcussions for his behavior. The flip side of all this is there is a clear connection between Greenwald, Snowden, Omidayar, and Russia at least to the extent that they are harboring snowden (no comment on right or wrong here, just the facts).  So a cynical observer might posit that the purpose of the whole episode was to provide an excuse for Putin to invade Crimea so he could secure the port at Sevastpol. As I understand this is the warm water port Russia wants control of.

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 21:00 | 4514589 Muppet Pimp
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Further, if all of the smoke can clear and Putin keeps from slaughtering any innocents, and war doesn't break out, and the will of the crimean penisula is consistent with such, it would not seem to be a bad idea to persuade Putin to drop support for Iran and Syria (which means he will get competition for natgas) by sending some manufactuting capacity that way.  It would provide jobs for the people there and could supplement the loss of GDP, and perhaps avoid war over the allegiances in the middle east. Iran could come out of this with much long term prosperity for their people by being allowed access to markets, development of their hydrocarbons both crude oil exports and a pipeline to the EU for natgas.

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 16:35 | 4513293 HyBrasilian
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Please HEINZ [for the sake of us all]... Try to keep it 'neat...sweet...& petite"...

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 16:36 | 4513294 zerozulu
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Borat can do a better job, I think.

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 17:12 | 4513507 f16hoser
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I'm gonna miss Kerry's Inlightnin' speech. I've decided to rip my finger-nails off with a pliars. Less painfull then listening to this DUMB-ASS!

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 16:59 | 4513446 williambanzai7
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Wed, 03/05/2014 - 17:09 | 4513495 HyBrasilian
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U kinda missed the 'lizard eye' feature...

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 17:13 | 4513513 AlaricBalth
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No. It's perfect. It has a Two-Face from Batman look to it. As a matter of fact, Kerry is the personification of the duality of the  Harvey Dent/Two-Face character. 

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 19:16 | 4514033 TheFourthStooge-ing
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A horse face of a different color.

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 17:14 | 4513515 Johnny Cocknballs
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I think Kerry may have actually been a decent and honorable man once upon a time.  For that matter, McCain may have been.

Power not only corrupts, it makes one dishonest and stupid.

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 17:17 | 4513528 SilverIsKing
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What about him gives you that impression?

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 17:21 | 4513548 AlaricBalth
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Honor has never been part of Kerry's vocabulary. He is an sociopathic opportunist who has exhibited a lack of honor and decency throughout his career, from college to Vietnam, Congress and as Sec State. 

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 20:36 | 4514469 Clowns on Acid
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Kerry has always been an asshole. Even before the married the ketchup queen. Ask anyone in Bahston that was / is not on his or Teddy Karwash Kennedy's payroll.   

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 17:27 | 4513576 angel_of_joy
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Sorry WB, but it's hard to find a pure clown scary...

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 21:08 | 4514625 Chuck Walla
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The fount of truth from a guy who made his bones lying about the US Military before congress.



Wed, 03/05/2014 - 22:44 | 4515076 zerozulu
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up arrow for hard work but he is not scarey, disgusting rich son-in-law.

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 16:25 | 4513220 superflex
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Just let him finish his bag of oats first.

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 16:25 | 4513223 dow jones 20000
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who taught that horse to talk?

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 16:31 | 4513241 JustObserving
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Horses are noble creatures. Let's not insult horses by comparing them to that lying genocidal warmonger:

The American media has blacked out an account by Pulitzer Prize-winning investigative journalist Seymour Hersh demonstrating that President Barack Obama and the US government lied when they claimed to have proof that the Syrian government carried out a sarin gas attack last August on areas near Damascus held by US-backed “rebels.”

Obama, Secretary of State John Kerry, US ambassador to the United Nations Samantha Power and other top officials declared categorically that the August 21 attack on Eastern Ghouta, which reportedly killed hundreds of people, had been carried out by the Syrian military. They, along with the leaders of Britain and France, sought to use the gas attack to stampede public opinion behind their plans to attack Syria, cripple the regime of President Bashar al-Assad, and install a puppet government.

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 16:34 | 4513280 MeMongo
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Wed, 03/05/2014 - 17:09 | 4513492 de3de8
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Pls don't insult Mr. Ed

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 17:35 | 4513609 ParkAveFlasher
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State Dept Spokesman: "We can open the floor now for questions for the Secretary."

Reporter 1: "Secretary Kerry, how many of the agreed-to treaty stipulations were violated by Russia by this incursion?"

Kerry: [CLOP] .... [CLOP] ..... .... [CLOP]

State Dept Spokesman: "That would be three violations on Russia's part.  Next question."

Reporter 2: "Secretary Kerry, how many carrots am I holding up?"

Kerry: [CLOP]... .... [CLOP]

State Dept Spokesman: "That would be two indeed, please pass those along now.  Thanks.  Question time is spent, Secretary Kerry would now like to shake his head and dance sideways.  He'll be available for clover-feeding after the recess.  Thank you."

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 16:28 | 4513238 CrimsonAvenger
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"Will we allow this injustice to stand? Neigh, I say, neigh!"

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 16:30 | 4513244 Meat Hammer
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Go home, John.  You're drunk.  

There is really no other way to explain the nonsense we're hearing from Secretary of State Pokey.

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 16:33 | 4513268 Winston Churchill
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Some people are assholes when they drink.

Others, like Kerry, are assholes when sober as well.

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 16:41 | 4513330 Meat Hammer
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Except the libation I'm speaking of is power.

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 16:51 | 4513399 Dollarmedes
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Kerry's in for a rude awakening when he discovers he's a "leader" with no followers.

I'm so glad we live in an era of smart diplomacy.

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 16:29 | 4513250 spekulatn
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The USofA is so fortunate to have such stellar folks running the show. /Sarc off


Momma mia.

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 16:30 | 4513253 skwid vacuous
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Skull and Bones said what?

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 16:43 | 4513341 The_Ungrateful_Yid
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Weaving Spiders Come Not Here.

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 16:30 | 4513254 SharkBit
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Who is worse.  Hillary or

This dick!

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 16:45 | 4513352 The_Ungrateful_Yid
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Hillary because she is a drunk-on-power, raving, babylonian whore. Lurch has to have permission.

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 16:31 | 4513260 disabledvet
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The honest answer is "there is no diplomacy" here.
John Kerry's trip to Kiev assured that actually.

"We've staked out our position.
They've staked out there's."

That's called WAR.
"And here come the French" who we stabbed in the back on Syria.
The French do not forget these things.

"The planning for the American Invasion of Russia" is now well underway.
I would advise the President against such a move...however, you never know with all those Commanders currently in the field.

I'm sure the English won't make any trouble either...especially with the Sultan looking on.

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 16:32 | 4513266 Yen Cross
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     You belong in prison with a bucket full of apple pruno horsehead...

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 16:33 | 4513267 Son of Captain Nemo
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I can't wait to hear what demonic horse face with no testicles has to tell us...

Just to preempt the out of controll spin of the last 13 years coming out of the mouths and asses you're likely to hear given the source, John breath will probably be reading this from his teleprompter.

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 16:38 | 4513311 Son of Captain Nemo
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Yes and adding insult to injury in the torture department of the U.S. Government. Spying and more than likely threatening and bribing our elected ones from Langley and Ft. Meade who know too much...

If we have any representatives in camo over there... John breath might just want to consult with Putin on how the treatment of captured U.S. "peoples" will be for sabotaging his neighbor and creating the conditions for a World War?!!!

I think "non-enemy combatant status" is on the table! 

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 17:19 | 4513543 SilverIsKing
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Horse with no balls = gelding.


Hence, John "The Gelding" Kerry.

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 16:33 | 4513269 Dick Gazinia
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Lurch Forward

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 20:30 | 4514442 Clowns on Acid
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Hunch Back

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 16:34 | 4513277 ShrNfr
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The question is one of who in all existence can explain why John Kerry exists, much less is our SOS.

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 16:35 | 4513279 ebworthen
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Kerry doing his best Chamberlain; except Putin is playing the Brits and the U.S. is playing Germany.

Mr. Ed goes to Kiev, will return to barn shortly.

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