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Obama Spoke To Putin For One Hour: White House Summarizes The Conversation
A week after Obama held his first crisis photo op holding a phone while supposedly talking to Putin, he has followed up with another, hour-long conversation. Below is the official White House statement on what was said.
Readout of President Obama’s call with President Putin of Russia
President Obama spoke for an hour this afternoon with President Putin of Russia.
President Obama emphasized that Russia’s actions are in violation of Ukraine’s sovereignty and territorial integrity, which has led us to take several steps in response, in coordination with our European partners.
President Obama indicated that there is a way to resolve the situation diplomatically, which addresses the interests of Russia, the people of Ukraine, and the international community.
As a part of that resolution, the governments of Ukraine and Russia would hold direct talks, facilitated by the international community; international monitors could ensure that the rights of all Ukrainians are protected, including ethnic Russians; Russian forces would return to their bases; and the international community would work together to support the Ukrainian people as they prepare for elections in May.
President Obama indicated that Secretary Kerry would continue discussions with Foreign Minister Lavrov, the government of Ukraine, and other international partners in the days to come to advance those objectives.
And here is the just released Kremlin version:
At the initiative of the American side was held a telephone conversation between Vladimir Putin and the President of the United States Barack Obama.
The acute situation in Ukraine was the topic of the continued conversation. The discussion revealed differences in the approaches and assessments of the causes of the current crisis and situation.
Vladimir Putin, in particular, noted that as a result of the anti-constitutional coup that does not have a national mandate, the current Ukrainian leadership is imposing the Eastern and Southeastern regions of Ukraine and Crimea absolutely illegitimate decisions. Russia can not ignore any appeals for helpd addressed to it in this regard, and is acting appropriately, in full compliance with international law.
The Russian President stressed the paramount importance of Russian-American relations to ensure stability and security in the world. These relations should not be sacrificed due to individual - albeit very important - international problems.
The two leaders agreed that the foreign ministers Sergei Lavrov and John Kerry will continue intensive contacts.
In other words, even more of the same. We eagerly await the Kremlin's take of the same phone conversation. In the meantime, while we await for the official visual from this particular photo op, here is the one from last Saturday.
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... Obama then spent 2hrs getting in a quick 9 holes of golf
Putin: I thought you were going to be more flexible after the election. Now bend over
It ends in war. Kyle Bass told me so.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUc8-GUC1hY
Different photo, his hair changed color overnite.
They desperately need cover for a market crash. The screwed up Syria and had to back off. If Putin can outwit them again, this whole shebang is going to blow up in Obama's face.
Regards,
Cooter
"C'mon, Vlad, I already said Uncle. Don't make me say it in public. Please?"
Black Friday (take 279) Bitchez.
It sounds more like a phone MONOLOGUE than a conversation. I think? :-)
Looney
Edit: Putin to "0-in-chief" - Send me that bitch Kanye Vvvest and vee vill koll it even ;-)
Obama: If you continue any further that would cross a red line for us.
Putin: Give me your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.
Vroom, vrrrooooom Vrrrrrrrrrrr.
<Putin rides off>
Obama: Anyone got a dime? I need to call my mom.
Except Putin wouldn't be caught dead on a bicycle with mom jeans.
What's to talk about?
ummm..."the Pentagon's estimate for the number of dead just went to six figures" and "the only response is a counter attack."
I'm surprised Putin hasn't put in an answering machine...,
or caller ID.
Obama was on the phone for an hour, Putin 5 mins, the other 55 Obama was on hold waiting. Just like callers to Obamacare exchanges.
Putin: Stop wasting my time and transfer my call to Jamie Dimon.
I agree with Crazy Cooter. The West desperately need cover for the coming crash. This means that the end game is coming soon. Prepare accordingly; buy more physical gold and get out of the banking system now. The USD crashed yesterday. This is just the beginning as I don't think that only Russia will sell USD and treasuries. There's a whole bunch of other pissed off nations looking at moving away from the USD.
Translation:
Putin: I'm going to fuck you up the ass.
Obama: OK
Putin: Not literally!
Obama: Bummer :(
So a half black Jew walks into a bar in Kiev...
Word on the street is that Putin was playing Angry Birds while President Stompyfeet was talking; but he was playing the Russian version where you slingshot Obama into a pile of pig bankers and knock them all down.
Over, and over and over again.
The White House switchboard connected him to Igor Putin, no relation to Vlad, but Obama couldn't tell the difference.
Wow! O speaks Russkie!
And his sleeves are rolled up. When sleeves are rolled up for these staged images, it's supposed to convey rugged manliness. Ohhhh. You can feel it.
The fact that in the middle of all the shit that's going down, he would be posing for stupid pictures screams what an a-hole he is.
You misunderstand! The rolled up sleeves are supposed to evoke Rosie The Riveter. You're supposed to be impressed that he came to America and got a JOB.
Oh, now I see. Thanks.
I LOL'd:
http://americandigest.org/20140302_phoencall.jpg
I love the appeal to "international law" which according to the White House and what they told CNN to say is clearly violated.
My take, is that TPTB say "all border lines are now permanently etched in the sands of time..there can be no border modifications even if the people within that area prefer either their independence or unification with another nation"
Of course the tyrants take this position. If they didn't, they would morally authorize secession...and if secession were allowed, then the entire .gov/.fed ponzi scheme collapses....which they can't tolerate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbtlPCbhVGw
NSA likely has a copy.
Might be an interesting excercise to do an FOI request on, if you are feeling suicidal.
Nah, crash won't happen 'til Monday the 17th. The translation of Putin's side of the conversation. "Subs are slow when running silent so we'll keep talking until they're off your coasts".
Reason for the conversation: throw a morsel on the table that the "markets" will snap up and ride to another 100 point gain in the Dow tomorrow. On the ground, nothing changes. Russia WILL get what they want.
Last time the US beat Russia (the USSR) into submission we did it economically. That's going to be a lot tougher this time around. And Putin knows it. He knows exactly where the pain points are and he's pressing on every one of them.
last tim ragan was president to
we've gone from tear down that wall, to tear this motherfucker down woot woot...jz in da hizzous
Russia has a growing middle class. Zio-Obama destroyed the American middle class. Amerika is TrayvonVille.
What wasn't said
O: We want to encircle you, and deprive u of your natgas income
Put: You will not do so without a fight and a financial Bond apocalypse
yeah they desperately need force-majeure to writeoff their obligations
YOU GO COMMUNITY ORGANIZER
You mean big boy, right?
YOU GO COMMUNITY ORGANIZER
The KGB vs ACORN.
And one of them is a nut.
This is just embarrassing.
Your hoPes dovwn the fuckin drain
-Teddy KGB
Community agitator
Also: I want Alaska back.
No. It's ours.
Will give you full refund.
Now that's being flexible, I just love flexible.
Hey Vlad, does today's picture of me looking serious play any better over there? Over here in the US they call me a useless bitch.
Click.
(mumbles) Yobanaya suka.
Yes Valerie, the call went very well.
We should notify our media people that both sides made good strides today, and that we are still exceptional. That should tie them over while you tell me what to think next.
No we think youu're still a cunt
Yah masta' ...may I have another nicorette ?
Putin: If you like your foreign policy you can keep your foreign policy, you bony ass wimp.
Obama: Just wait till my next election and I'll be even more flexible.
Obama told Putin to bend his knees so he won't faint.
Obama got 2 holes of Reggie before leaving for 9 holes of golf
LOL! Obama thinks he is dealing with AIPAC NWO RINOs like Boehner, McConnel, Miss Lindsey Graham or senile blood thirsty McCain.
Putin probably laughs. The United States of Trayvon.
Now to phase 3 of fiendish plan.
"President Obama emphasized that Russia’s actions are in violation of Ukraine’s sovereignty and territorial integrity"
The government being overrun by a violent mob isn't?
Curious to see what Obama would say if what happened in Kiev happened in DC. Yanukovich WAS democratically elected by the people of Ukraine.
Obama is just a bumbling fucktard.
I've got a theory that the Google Glass project is actually the result of a failed experiment to create a wearable teleprompter for Obama so he'd avoid going off-script and fucking up spectacularly in public.
God only knows how stupid he sounds "off-the-cuff" trying to talk to Putin on the phone while Valerie Jarrett makes wild hand gestures at him.
my theory is these two ass clowns have game theoried this shit to the nth degree and are both acting on behest of their owners in a coordinated "fuck the EU" with all associate sock and ass puppets falling for every pawn to knight 6 move....
That's so fucked up it deserves serious consideration. What else is going on, that we're not hearing about?
yes it is fucked up, ergo the most probable outcome
That phone conversation just had to be pathetic. This guy is an incompetent and ignorant fool. Exactly what does he know about European history and politics? Beyond Marx, very little.
He Knows that the British Empire invented Slavery and Pinochle, that all white blind people hate black people, that The Marx Brothers were Heroes of the Soviet Union which was an unholy alliance and bad marriage between Ed and Betty Soviet in 1929 Kiev, which is famous for where those genetically modified chicken with the cheese and ham are grown.
So don't push your luck.
Knuckles, you don't like me, remember? Whoever, whatever you are, those words made me laugh. Thought you should know.
You're thinking of chicken cordon bleu, chicken Kiev is stuffed with butter and herbs. Homer Simpson: "Just remember, no one really wins a butter-eating contest!" -- from "Virtual Springfield" CDROM
considering i work for a crap bank and we can easily video conference anyone anywhere, and then there is skype, i find it hard to believe that they didn't use telegrams, i'm sure you guys get my drift. who is pulling whose chain here?
diplomacy roulette
shirtless putin
pantsless obama
Spineless
obama the klown
...To which Putin replied "Go fuck yourself"
What the hell could these two guys be talking about for an hour. My phone sex conversations don't last THAT long.
/sarc
It takes longer to get off the second and third time around...
It's really more like a 10 minute conversation drawn out to one hour by: translation of each speaker cuts 60 minutes to 30 minutes. Requests by each participant "WTF! Is that translation correct? I want a second translator to verify the WTF" cuts the 30 minutes down to 10 minutes.
translation is much more difficult from russian to assclown than assclown to russian
Now that was funny.
:D
It has been noted by outside thinkers that translating to AND from assclown always fucks up any possibility of rational dialogue. The weak link is always the assclown.
Maybe Putin can go several rounds, and Obama did say he'd be more flexible after the 'election'.
p.s. Is that the US or Chinese pronunciation of "l" in 'election?
They have a pill to help you with that, CD
/sarc my ass Cog. I'm tellin' Mrs. Cog.
Here's a summary of the conversation in one graphic:
http://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/image-7.jpeg
Touché.
nice.
Dayamn!
Only if us undeserving serfs could actually be trusted with such conversations of our "elected" leaders. Probably uppity to even suggest such a thing.
That's right, monarchy and other "ancient" thoughts have been replaced by technocrats and others that are superior to us and we are not to be trusted to be even 15 levels removed from them.
Such is the state of "liberty".
The French have been doing that for 100 years.
Say no more.
Yes, yes, I have more flexibility...
The USS Obama is about to be sunk. The question is: by who?
a big brown torpedo
I hope Putin let Obama be clear......
...........he made sure there was no mistake.....
Well, he'd better or he is in for at least another hour of horseshit.
I feel sorry for a KGB guy. How fucked up is that?
they know americans are gullible enough to believe this actually happened.
"I'll see your Nobel Peace Prize nomination and raise you one Executive Order."
DT thanks for that bit of information.
Like everything else "provisionally" within the NDAA -why should anyone be surprised of another "conditional emergency" with arbitrary and ambiguous guidelines for a psychopath to sit at his desk and slobber over to start WWIII?
False Flag in the incubator. DoD on behalf of it's “interlocutors” at the DOS and CIA ready to go… Just waiting for the psychopath(s) to give the order and a salute will be close behind!
Time to hoist the upside down “Old Glory” just one more time. Cherish it because it might very well be the Republic’s last!
WELL I THINK HE'S LYING!
WELL I THINK HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH!
Both these guys are getting schooled by London, Paris and Vienna. Part of me says "by me too" actually. Consider my job application submitted once this thing goes hot.
"Our best estimates are that"...and "once that then this."
bwhahahahaha. "wow, didn't see that one coming. wow, didn't see that one coming either. wow...according to this theory and that protocol that should...
ratattatatatatatatat,
ratattatatatatatatat.
cue "empty negotiating table with flags all around it in Paris."
for the next fifty years.
What the hell happened to my teeth??
"we'll issue new teeth back at base.
consider springtime hockey season....
Obama Spoke **To** Putin For One Hour
... before he realized the phone was disconnected.
consider it claimed.
now where's my interpreter?
"he said this!"
"well i hear she said that!"
hell of a way to start a war.
I haven't even had time to get my picnic basket ready for this one.
And no...i have no plans of going over there right now either.
Well you missed suicide class last night so you'll just have to drive around for a week and think about it.
how moving.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCRrHZdvom8
take a good hard look at those "attackers."
same goes for "mister up arrow."
we've already taken sides.
by all means...choose yours.
Conversation time getting shorter.
Next talk 30 minutes, one after that will be 15 minutes, then 7 minutes, then 3 minutes, then 1 minute, then 30 seconds.
That last conversation will occur as Russian tanks, helicopters, and soldiers retake Kiev.
Obama: "You can't do that!"
Putin: "I just did."
Click.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FrOQC-zEog
scary.
and people still aren't scared enough "save for over there."
"over there" can become "over here" in days.
no one is saying a WORD.
I don't want to read some bs interpretation of what you think was said. We have the "most open and transparent administration in US history," right? Just call NSA, get the transcripts, and post those. I have a little tingle running down my leg that suggests Putin just ate Obama's lunch (or dinner in this case), again.
Someone get the Prez a fucking TUMS, STAT!!!
Good. Avoid war and the war profiteers. The banksters will be upset. Fuck them.
Russia is a shit hole of a free for all ruled by those that can. China? Dirty, filthy and that is just their books.
USA is the cleanest corrupt fascist state. Know your place serf!
Not saying there is anything to this but... I wonder if there is any way to tie archeological sites with invaded countries over the last 30 years. One guy says there is a battle on this planet to discover ancient technologies and reverse engineer them.
Is Putin protecting something in Crimea?
"World’s oldest pyramid found in Crimea"
http://pakobserver.net/detailnews.asp?id=172147
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=World%E2%80%99s%20oldest%20p...
more to the story including photos here:
http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/piramides/coppens_pyramids04.htm
Even I, a redneck from LA (lower alabama) do not need a calculator to know that 14000 BC was not 65 million years ago. Even with leap years.
A week after Obama held his first crisis photo op holding a phone while supposedly talking to Putin, he has followed up with another, hour-long conversation. Below is the official White House statement on what was said.
What do you think President Remus said to the photographer before they starting shooting?
Make me look like JFK during the Cuban Missile Crisis. Okay I know what you're thinking... Do your best!
"What do you think President Remus said to the photographer before they starting shooting? "
...crop out my golf shoes....
make sure you keep Reggie under the desk
Why summarize it when we could just get copies of the telephone prompter cards?
NSA employees must have had a good laugh.
Obama: Hello?
Putin: Knock-Knock
Obama: (long sigh) Who's there?
Putin: Crimea.
Obama: Crimea Who?
Putin: Crimea river.
(click.)
this is more fun than i've ever had. this is so much fun. big bad bama banging the bear!!
President Obama emphasized that Russia’s actions are in violation of Ukraine’s sovereignty and territorial integrity, which has led us to take several steps in response, in coordination with our European partners.
As in our 'fuck the EU partners'.
how does a former noble prize winner, to the future nobel prize winner get out of that one?
Was Jarret able to speak directly to Putin?
What is that thing he's holding to his head?
Funny how the only living human left on the planet who has a corded phone is -- the President. Wonder. Why.
cordless easily taped. security
oh i forgot obama is still a faggot
It's a secure phone, like this one, but probably newer: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/STU-III
Too bad too, because that conversation would sound AWESOME on youtube!
I'm sure the transponder on his wrist picked up both sides of the call. No loose ends. Capiche?
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Hahahahha, he spoke to Putin, all right, except it was 1900VladThe Stud phone porn. If you happen to be in the Oval Orifice, I would not touch that phone the Bath House is holding, it's surely quite sticky.
I'll even bet a lot of used condoms are under that desk too, unless he goes bareback with Reggie.
If Backdoor Barry ever leaves, we'll have to pay a lot of taxes to hose down that place, preferably with Lysol.
Hahahhahaha!
Plus all the changes Moochelle has made to the venerable place.
The VooDoo masks Sharpied all over the past presiden't portraits.
Hey Valad, <dammit> I gotta put you on hold... we just lost power. I have no idea have no idea how I'm supposed answer your last question.
Can I call you back?
What can a guy that wears mommy jeans do?
Here's what happened after...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROXe7LZCdto
(Kinda pretty hilarious if you're a fan of Rocky)
NSA......... roll the TAPES then we will know what Barry really said.!!
Off topic, but if anyone is interested in this professional whore's PR stunt yesterday and how it's being spun by the "powers that be"!
Wonder it youtube actually allowed those 3 million + hits and if the "up"/"down" votes weren't fudged like everything else they control? Didn't know RT News was that important to the MSM?
Here's RD' taking Ms. Wahl to the woodchipper.
Ah yes, Ryan Dawson. Smart kid. First I heard of him was a YT vid called 'how they fuck you' or sumpin' like that. Can't find it just now.
OK, found part 2: http://www.yourepeat.com/watch/?v=EABktOiI2_c&start_at=0&end_at=520 Part 1 is buried pretty deep, it seems.
Part 1: http://youtu.be/AS7JBvj_jGE Via YT'er JoelAkaRaider
As of now, exactly no one cares to reply. Well then, you'll get the government you deserve.
*thinking* "I wonder what ole George W would wear to look tough.."
Blue jeans and rolled up blue shirt
Robot Chicken always has him in a green flight suit.
Using behaviorial science, you can analyze Obama's state of mind and leadership qualities. Hunched shoulders... weak. Head down.. boredom and dejection. They way he's holding the phone... weak and appeasing. Hands on hips is a desparate attempt to show strength, but Vlad didn't see that unless they are Skyping. All he heard was a weak, passive, ineffective leader that is eager for his own country to lose.
We all know that Obama has an auto-pen for signing into Law what Israel demands,
and for murdering Americans, et al, by drone, ie the Presidents' Kill List.
But does he have an auto-mouth for saying to the World what Israel demands? An "auto-mouth" run by algorithm?
The US President is just like Monsanto's Cannibal Seed Products where he is merely the Picture on the outside of the box (of death and destruction). You could say, like fiat money; ie, just organized ink.
Prediction: Israel and its "neocons" are so desperate for blood, war is now a certainty. We just wait to hear that from the Presidential "auto-mouth".
Ho hum
Purin is March 15th. Talmudists demand their blood sacrifice.
hahahhahaahahahahaahahhbwahahahah
damn what a sissy ass mofo (DUMBO)....lets have a fight to the death between the two to solve US involvement.....yeah yeah
ok I take it back.....Dimon to fight Dumbo and the winner gets to face Putin in a fight to the death.......I would pay much to see this....
Anyone want to become partners with me. We will buiild a colliseum, buy a few lions, put both shitheads in there and rake in a fortune in profits on just selling seats. Bookies can earn a fortune by betting on the lions in a Putin/Obama fight. We can advertise it as a GLBT vs Macho Man event. The animal activists will love it when the lions win. It is a perfect free-market win-win business.
Obama wears a helmet when he rides a bike.
Putin shoots guns and hangs with snow leopards.
Obama also swallows cock in bathouses.
Putin is a KGB creep, but at least he's a man about it.
Obama was simply talking to Vlad, his stock broker.
Obama wants the world to know they are in this together...
"What do you think spies are? Moral philosophers who measure everything under the will of God or Karl Marx? They are not. They are just a bunch of seedy squalid bastards like me. Little men- queers, drunkards, henpecked husbands, civil servants- playing cowboys to brighten their rotten little lives."
Now maybe you see Vlad as an exception, and who am I to say you're wrong (he's made it to 'dictator for life' after all), but where I am to the guys who are always getting their entourages to take their pictures with their shirts off...well
That said, my favourite Vlad pic is when he is getting flashed by the protestor and he gives her a big Fonzie two thumbs up "Heeeeyyyyyy".
Or maybe Putin on the Ritz: http://media.moddb.com/images/groups/1/5/4739/Putin_on_the_ritz.gif
Zero has his sleeves rolled up. He must be getting down to business.
Sleeves are definitely in 'work' mode, but I didn't see knee pads. He ain't getting down to business until the knee pads come out.
Axe Reggie. He knows.
ness. you wrote 'axe'. dat's raciss.
seriously - i remember the first time i had a phone call into a .gov agency.
i asked a question and was told - 'a'll axe him' - ' no, no, please no need to axe him' - 'no i axed him already'.....
Once a Scotsman tried to shout "Look Luke!" I told him I'd heard him the first time.
I can imagine the following conversation...But I am SPECULATING...
Obama: Why in the hell did you sink that ship??? You trapped my Nuclear Submarine in that fucking port? Give me back MY Nuclear Sub, Vlad.
Putin: No.
Obama: Look. I will not use a Seal Team to shoot unarmed civilians to create a False Flag again. The CIA ordered me to do that. I just won't do that again. Give me back my Nuclear Sub, Vlad. You have my word. I cannot allow this story to get out to our public.
Putin: Your word is worth shit, Barry. No.
Another possibility is that a US Navy Nuclear Sub sunk that Russian Anti Submarine Warfare Ship as it posed a threat to the discovery of the Sub within the harbor...
Again it is speculation.
Funny but I seriously doubt even the decapitated Navy would be stupid enough to bottle up a sub like that.
If a Russian Anti Submarine Warfare Ship was coming into port...and if you were the Captain of a US Navy Attack Nuclear Submarine, and you have the chance of being Depth Charged and/or detected, and your vessel is at a mortal risk, then...
WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO THE THREAT?
Or would you surface and surrender?
Personally I'd Deep Six it.