President Obama To Explain Where The New "Red Line" Is For Ukraine - Live Feed

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With Western condemnations rife, bailouts ready to flow, US F-16s on the ground in Poland, Crimea voting to join Russia, and allies pulling back from sanctions, we anxiously await President Obama to explain his next steps and just what will trigger them...



Speech due to begin at 1:05pmET...


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Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:03 | 4517551 fightthepower
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Fuck you puppet master Rothschild!

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:05 | 4517568 Rory_Breaker
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In Russia, red line crosses you!

I don't recall who said that here first, but a +100 to you mate!

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:13 | 4517633 Bastiat
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If it wasn't Boris, he deserves the credit anyway.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:44 | 4517673 Pure Evil
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And Tyler promised us Obama, and all we get is Obama's lying mouthpiece.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:59 | 4517928 Overfed
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Either way all we are going to get is lies.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 15:04 | 4517959 Boris Alatovkrap
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Only real line Barry is make is mirror with razor blade.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:21 | 4517679 SoberOne
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Ahem! (Boris is the man though.)

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:35 | 4517786 Thought Processor
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I can't listen to this garbage.


Wake me when the bullets start flying.





Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:46 | 4517859 john39
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listening to this idiot talk around reality is pretty damn funny.  baghdad bob you have met your match.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 15:02 | 4517923 Yes We Can. But...
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That red line this goofy, feckless, little man has drawn around himself forms a letter.  b. 

As in bozo. 



Putin's biyatch.


Thu, 03/06/2014 - 15:03 | 4517953 john39
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I especially appreciate how carney and obama use the same basic manerisms and techiniques to make it appear as if they are saying something important or intelligent, regardless of the mindless nonsensical drivel pouring out...  like trained monkeys.  the same hand gestures, the same tilted head, the same language used... 


Thu, 03/06/2014 - 15:09 | 4517988 Boris Alatovkrap
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In linguistic nuance of card player, this is call "The Tell". Of course, bleating sheeple is awful card player and is make purchase hook, line, and counter weight.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 15:47 | 4518216 A Nanny Moose
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War is old men talking, and young men dying.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:53 | 4517866 Bastiat
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Was it you?  Well done then.  But in Russia you don't take credit; credit takes you.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:18 | 4517656 smlbizman
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what a bunch of cowardly cunts....or do they all subscribe to the george costanza way...its not a lie if you believe it....i mean when carmen electra caught dennis rodman in bed with another woman, he answered...what woman, as she laid beside  would be easier to believe rodman at this point....these motherfuckers must pay someday...anybody that is terminal, i have some ideas on what you could do with your remaining time....

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 15:47 | 4518214 SWRichmond
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Watched a few minutes of Carney struggling to sound reasonable, struggling to use the right phraseology, struggling to not vomit, I suppose, when he insists on following laws.  He was having a lot of trouble.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:05 | 4517569 ApollyonDestroy
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Fuck you Obama! Fuck you BIS!

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:05 | 4517576 ohhhhhbaaaaahhh...
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If he puts sanctions on russia then... the party begins.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:32 | 4517755 ImReady
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New red line, same as the old red line...nonexistent.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:42 | 4517823 Unknown User
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“The Ukrainian people should be allowed to decide for themselves how to integrate with Europe.” – Spokesmen for the President Obama. 


Umm, what if they don’t want to?


Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:53 | 4517897 williambanzai7
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Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:03 | 4517553 CH1
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Hey Barry, fuck you!

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:04 | 4517558 McMolotov
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The only red line is on Barry's tampon.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:05 | 4517571 pods
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Well tongue punch my fart box, look who stopped in again!



Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:13 | 4517629 McMolotov
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Just killing some time. Taking a short break from my "living in the woods as a marijuana farmer/crazy militia leader" master plan.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:27 | 4517725 john39
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are you hiring?

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:50 | 4517885 McMolotov
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Applicants must have boobs and fail a drug test.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:57 | 4517917 john39
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you might want to add a few more qualifiers:

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 15:03 | 4517956 McMolotov
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"Bob had bitch-tits."

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 15:04 | 4517961 Meat Hammer
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I junked you like a motherfucker on that one.  Like, I hit the left click on the down arrow with authority.  Good God, man.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 15:08 | 4517992 john39
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yeah, should probably junk myself for that one.

Fri, 03/07/2014 - 00:25 | 4520110 StychoKiller
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Get in touch with yer feminine side... (And no, I ain't gonna help you (un)hook it!)

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 15:53 | 4518248 A Nanny Moose
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you want an application from the 0'bamabot? Oh...that's HAVE bad.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:51 | 4517889 superflex
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FYI, harvest time sucks.  It's a lot of tedious work with sticky scissors.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:07 | 4517585 Rory_Breaker
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Good to see you back McMolotov!

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:09 | 4517602 Winston Churchill
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You were missed.

Welcome back.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:21 | 4517683 Pure Evil
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Get a room already.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:04 | 4517559 alien-IQ
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get ready for a new new all time high ....

what a fucking farce.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:28 | 4517735 DavidC
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Certainly explains the ramp and camp today.


Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:04 | 4517560 drink or die
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"Speech due to begin at 1:05pmET..." back in 30 mins when he takes the stage.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:07 | 4517586 Winston Churchill
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He is out buying some more red chalk right now..

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:05 | 4517564 pods
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I say we all pitch in and buy him a membership at the local muni course. 

It would be better than having him talk all day.


Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:18 | 4517565 spekulatn
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Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:05 | 4517567 NOTaREALmerican
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Where's Dick "the dick" Cheney when we need him?

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:38 | 4517620 Flakmeister
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Dick would be sitting back just like O is, ready to pick up any pieces that slip through Vlad's fingers...

It is like the WH is playing Go and Putin is playing dominos.... And those dominos are very shaky....


10 Years ago, if someone suggested that Putin would have to play some hamfisted politics to ensure his grip on the Sevastopol, the home of the Russian Black Sea fleet since 1783, they would be laughed at...

And yet here we are...

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 15:49 | 4518231 CCanuck
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Hey Flak, are you the type that pays a Dominatrix to beat you sensless.....or are you just a cheap prick that comes to the Hedge for free beat'ins?

Just ask'n

Fri, 03/07/2014 - 00:20 | 4520103 Flakmeister
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And to think I gave you a few style points over in the other thread...

What was I thinking?

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:12 | 4517626 e_goldstein
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Hunting with the poor bastard they outed as Satoshi Nakamora?

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:05 | 4517574 Smiley
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Oh look, another episode of Kenyan Teleprompter Hour.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:06 | 4517578 monopoly
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Just 3+ years and we are rid of this incompetent %$##@. I rue the day I ever voted for him, the first time around. What an idiot I was.

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