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President Obama To Explain Where The New "Red Line" Is For Ukraine - Live Feed

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With Western condemnations rife, bailouts ready to flow, US F-16s on the ground in Poland, Crimea voting to join Russia, and allies pulling back from sanctions, we anxiously await President Obama to explain his next steps and just what will trigger them...



Speech due to begin at 1:05pmET...



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Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:03 | 4517551 fightthepower
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Fuck you puppet master Rothschild!

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:05 | 4517568 Rory_Breaker
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In Russia, red line crosses you!

I don't recall who said that here first, but a +100 to you mate!

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:13 | 4517633 Bastiat
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If it wasn't Boris, he deserves the credit anyway.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:44 | 4517673 Pure Evil
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And Tyler promised us Obama, and all we get is Obama's lying mouthpiece.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:59 | 4517928 Overfed
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Either way all we are going to get is lies.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 15:04 | 4517959 Boris Alatovkrap
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Only real line Barry is make is mirror with razor blade.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:21 | 4517679 linniepar
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Ahem! (Boris is the man though.)

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:35 | 4517786 Thought Processor
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I can't listen to this garbage.


Wake me when the bullets start flying.





Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:46 | 4517859 john39
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listening to this idiot talk around reality is pretty damn funny.  baghdad bob you have met your match.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 15:02 | 4517923 Yes We Can. But...
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That red line this goofy, feckless, little man has drawn around himself forms a letter.  b. 

As in bozo. 



Putin's biyatch.


Thu, 03/06/2014 - 15:03 | 4517953 john39
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I especially appreciate how carney and obama use the same basic manerisms and techiniques to make it appear as if they are saying something important or intelligent, regardless of the mindless nonsensical drivel pouring out...  like trained monkeys.  the same hand gestures, the same tilted head, the same language used... 


Thu, 03/06/2014 - 15:09 | 4517988 Boris Alatovkrap
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In linguistic nuance of card player, this is call "The Tell". Of course, bleating sheeple is awful card player and is make purchase hook, line, and counter weight.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 15:47 | 4518216 A Nanny Moose
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War is old men talking, and young men dying.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:53 | 4517866 Bastiat
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Was it you?  Well done then.  But in Russia you don't take credit; credit takes you.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:18 | 4517656 smlbizman
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what a bunch of cowardly cunts....or do they all subscribe to the george costanza way...its not a lie if you believe it....i mean when carmen electra caught dennis rodman in bed with another woman, he answered...what woman, as she laid beside  would be easier to believe rodman at this point....these motherfuckers must pay someday...anybody that is terminal, i have some ideas on what you could do with your remaining time....

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 15:47 | 4518214 SWRichmond
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Watched a few minutes of Carney struggling to sound reasonable, struggling to use the right phraseology, struggling to not vomit, I suppose, when he insists on following laws.  He was having a lot of trouble.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:05 | 4517569 ApollyonDestroy
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Fuck you Obama! Fuck you BIS!

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:05 | 4517576 ohhhhhbaaaaahhh...
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If he puts sanctions on russia then... the party begins.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:32 | 4517755 ImReady
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New red line, same as the old red line...nonexistent.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:42 | 4517823 Unknown User
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“The Ukrainian people should be allowed to decide for themselves how to integrate with Europe.” – Spokesmen for the President Obama. 


Umm, what if they don’t want to?


Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:53 | 4517897 williambanzai7
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Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:03 | 4517553 CH1
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Hey Barry, fuck you!

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:04 | 4517558 McMolotov
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The only red line is on Barry's tampon.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:05 | 4517571 pods
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Well tongue punch my fart box, look who stopped in again!



Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:13 | 4517629 McMolotov
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Just killing some time. Taking a short break from my "living in the woods as a marijuana farmer/crazy militia leader" master plan.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:27 | 4517725 john39
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are you hiring?

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:50 | 4517885 McMolotov
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Applicants must have boobs and fail a drug test.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:57 | 4517917 john39
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you might want to add a few more qualifiers:

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 15:03 | 4517956 McMolotov
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"Bob had bitch-tits."

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 15:04 | 4517961 Meat Hammer
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I junked you like a motherfucker on that one.  Like, I hit the left click on the down arrow with authority.  Good God, man.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 15:08 | 4517992 john39
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yeah, should probably junk myself for that one.

Fri, 03/07/2014 - 00:25 | 4520110 StychoKiller
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Get in touch with yer feminine side... (And no, I ain't gonna help you (un)hook it!)

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 15:53 | 4518248 A Nanny Moose
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you want an application from the 0'bamabot? Oh...that's HAVE bad.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:51 | 4517889 superflex
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FYI, harvest time sucks.  It's a lot of tedious work with sticky scissors.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:07 | 4517585 Rory_Breaker
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Good to see you back McMolotov!

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:09 | 4517602 Winston Churchill
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You were missed.

Welcome back.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:21 | 4517683 Pure Evil
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Get a room already.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:04 | 4517559 alien-IQ
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get ready for a new new all time high ....

what a fucking farce.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:28 | 4517735 DavidC
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Certainly explains the ramp and camp today.


Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:04 | 4517560 drink or die
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"Speech due to begin at 1:05pmET..." back in 30 mins when he takes the stage.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:07 | 4517586 Winston Churchill
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He is out buying some more red chalk right now..

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:05 | 4517564 pods
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I say we all pitch in and buy him a membership at the local muni course. 

It would be better than having him talk all day.


Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:18 | 4517565 spekulatn
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Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:05 | 4517567 NOTaREALmerican
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Where's Dick "the dick" Cheney when we need him?

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:38 | 4517620 Flakmeister
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Dick would be sitting back just like O is, ready to pick up any pieces that slip through Vlad's fingers...

It is like the WH is playing Go and Putin is playing dominos.... And those dominos are very shaky....


10 Years ago, if someone suggested that Putin would have to play some hamfisted politics to ensure his grip on the Sevastopol, the home of the Russian Black Sea fleet since 1783, they would be laughed at...

And yet here we are...

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 15:49 | 4518231 CCanuck
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Hey Flak, are you the type that pays a Dominatrix to beat you sensless.....or are you just a cheap prick that comes to the Hedge for free beat'ins?

Just ask'n

Fri, 03/07/2014 - 00:20 | 4520103 Flakmeister
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And to think I gave you a few style points over in the other thread...

What was I thinking?

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:12 | 4517626 e_goldstein
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Hunting with the poor bastard they outed as Satoshi Nakamora?

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:05 | 4517574 Smiley
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Oh look, another episode of Kenyan Teleprompter Hour.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:06 | 4517578 monopoly
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Just 3+ years and we are rid of this incompetent %$##@. I rue the day I ever voted for him, the first time around. What an idiot I was.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:08 | 4517593 fightthepower
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What made you fall for the propaganda that got him elected?  I had already woken up by then...

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:18 | 4517661 Pure Evil
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He wanted to feel good about himself for voting for the first Kenyan as POTUS.

Or is it first Indonesian, or first Pakistani, quite possibly the first muslim, or maybe the first gaybe, no couldn't be that, Lincoln was the First Homo.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:27 | 4517726 Beam Me Up Scotty
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"Just 3+ years and we are rid of this incompetent %$##@"

He's got 3 years to cement another term or two.  Or three.  We hopefully will all live long enough to see if he outstays his welcome or abides by the constituion and leaves after 2 terms.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:25 | 4517710 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Hey, give the guy a break. At least he woke up. Maybe the electricity went out during the night and reset his alarm.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:16 | 4517646 Renewable Life
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Me Too!!!
I guess I can thank the dumb fuck in a "sad for the Country" sort of way, because this dip shit, solidified for me a lifetime of "never trusting government to do shit" again!!

I guess I can blame my public education and youthful optimism, that I ever did in the first place, but you can be damned sure, I won't be fooled again!!!

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 15:09 | 4518003 Meat Hammer
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monopoly, don't feel bad.  I thought I had awakened from my liberal slumber when I voted for John McCain in '08.  Some people's educations take longer than others'.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 15:33 | 4518147 earnyermoney
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I rue the day I voted for Shrub. sum bitch gave us TSA and DHS. I did not vote in 08 and voted for Ron Paul in 2012. I've come to the conclusion, voting for members of the "club" is a waste of time. If you think Barry is incompetent, wait till you get a load of Hitlery.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 16:29 | 4518441 silvermail
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All of America knew that Bush - moron. But all of America voted for Bush. Twice.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 17:12 | 4518623 PoliticalRefuge...
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President Gore.

President Kerry.

.. they only give you one bullet- not much choice there eh?

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:06 | 4517579 QE49er
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Ladies & Gentleman, I forgot my teleprompter, gooday

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:06 | 4517582 Fix It Again Timmy
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What crisis?  I'm looking out the window and don't see any Russian tanks or soldiers....

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:15 | 4517640 NOTaREALmerican
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Re:  What crisis?

The Elysium Class need more oil,  so it's a crisis.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:08 | 4517592 monad
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Our revenge will be the laughter of our children.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:08 | 4517594 Stoploss
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Ignorance has won again...

Now the fun starts.

Draft re-instatement in 3...2..

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:23 | 4517696 Platinum
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That would likely funnel even more people into college. Aha! This is a method of stimulating the student loan bubble to keep it going longer.

Loans not guns!

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:08 | 4517595 youngman
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I know one thing...he did not write this...

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:08 | 4517598 TheMeatTrapper
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That motherfucker has a lot of gall to talk about Crimea violating the Ukrainian Constitution. Our leaders are nothing but a bunch of hypocritical scumbags. He doesn't give a shit about our Constitution; why so much concern for the Ukrainian Constitution????

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:21 | 4517685 Confused
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And all of the talk of soldiers in unidentified uniforms and invasion and blah blah blah blah blah.


Every single tactic used by the administration themselves. But its different. Right? I mean, the US are the good guys. 

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:08 | 4517599 Flakmeister
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Oh goodie, more meaningless red meat for the Hedgetards....

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:12 | 4517625 NOTaREALmerican
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Re:   meaningless

It keeps them coming back, so not exactly "meaningless".

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:28 | 4517733 Flakmeister
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I clearly stand corrected...  



Actions speak louder than words, and there no need for action at the moment on the part of BHO, hence the meaningless words for public consumption. Read the words closely, they have zero real content, on purpose, of course...

BTW, where BHO did explicitly state what the line was and what the real consequences were? I am curious to see the direct quote...

All this talk is the equivalent of shouting "Squirrel" in a crowded rodent house at the Zoo.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:22 | 4517692 PeterLemonJello
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And yet here you are....again.....demonstrating your "hedgetardedness"

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:37 | 4517798 Flakmeister
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Playing for greenies by taking pot shots from the gallery is a cowards tactic....

So smartass, lets see you write a few paragraphs explaining your position in your own words....

Could it be that you are afraid that you will have a new one ripped for you as you remove all doubt that you ever had a clue about what is going on and its place in the historical narrative...

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 15:03 | 4517944 PeterLemonJello
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Honestly Flak, I don't give a shit about "greenies" fact, you look for yourself at my history of posts, smartass. I don't post often, and don't care about points. I don't participate in fight club to make a name for myself.  It was your dumbass that called out the users of the site as "Hedgetards". 

If you want my opinion though, I think both sides are having a pissing match. I think that the USA has no business being involved, and I could care fucking less what happens over there. I look out for my family first, and no matter how much you "think you know" about the historical narrative, doesn't change the fact that what Putin wants to do, Putin will do. Is that clear enough Asshat?

But I will say that you're constant belittling of the crew that reads here and the constant arrogance you display with your posts, pretty much removes all doubt that you are an idiot. You could be the smartest man in the world...but again, I don't give a shit.  Oh no, they are going to rip me!!! Who the fuck is they by the way? A bunch of people behind a keyboard that I will never....ever.....ever fucking meet? Stop being a dipshit.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 15:09 | 4518004 Flakmeister
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Content free, just as I expected...

So why don't you simply STFU, or go join a circle jerk echo chamber where you don't have to deal with commentary that questions your simplistic world view...

It is very clear that you are out of your league here, boy.....

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 15:21 | 4518061 PeterLemonJello
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Just as I expected Flak, you just can't stfu with your condescending comments? Content free? Why don't you show me what "content" there is in "Oh goodie, more meaningless red meat for the Hedgetards...." or how about the brilliant post "And those dominos are very shaky...."  That's some amazing stuff there big boy.

You know history? Wowwww, proud of you sonny boy.  You think I care about a bunch of ethnic people that have been killing and fighting over the same areas for thousands of years? I think it's you that are out of your league here chump, if you continue to think that Barry is going to have the last laugh.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 15:22 | 4518075 Flakmeister
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Thu, 03/06/2014 - 15:17 | 4518050 Meat Hammer
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Oh, Flak, like you don't hunt for red arrows so you can tell your friend about it whilst sharing wheat germ smoothies and a nice basket of carrots.  Uh-oh, you've got a couple drops of fat-free ranch (or is that Kenyan jizz?) on your intellectual beard.  Oh, and your Prius is double-parked.  Ride a fucking bike for Christ's sake like a good statist libtard.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 15:24 | 4518084 Flakmeister
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LOL, you are becoming a parody of yourself...


Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:10 | 4517612 SpanishGoop
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Sing along

"Red line, red line, i am borderline"

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:11 | 4517615 FiatFapper
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"Jay & Benny will now take your questions..."


How blatant can it be that he's just a vacuous mouthpiece and then fobs off any probing questions to his minion(s).

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:13 | 4517632 NOTaREALmerican
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Re:  How blatant can it be that he's just a vacuous mouthpiece and then fobs off any probing questions to his minion(s).

Who was the first president to have a press secretary (minion)?

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:20 | 4517672 Confused
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I would be interested in seeing how often these assclowns use the term "broad framework." 


Ugh. I want to puke when Jay is breathing. 

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 15:12 | 4518020 Flakmeister
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Grover Cleveland in substance, but FDR in practice... 

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:14 | 4517634 El Vaquero
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I missed the cocksucker-in-chief, but talking about "unconstitutional" actions in a foreign country?




And sending people in to "assess" if people's rights are being violated?  Fuck you, Beltway Jay.  What, when youtube videos don't support your position, they're not good enough all of a sudden?

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:14 | 4517635 GOSPLAN HERO
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Obama is simply ... not relevant.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 16:29 | 4518444 Crash Overide
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I am sick of these assholes, why do we continue to put up with their shit?

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:14 | 4517636 OMG
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He is a great speaker! He has once again delivered a great speech on the behalf of the banking cartel, he is acting on exactly what the banking cartel desires. To keep the ponzi in motion more debt slaves must be created under the guise of democracy, while in this country the government gives the appearnce of the "utopian dream" which according to them is just arround the corner!

He & his cronies are nothing more than Satan worshipping whores who do as their masters dictate!


Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:35 | 4517766 shovelhead
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Pretty sure even Satan is trying to disassociate from Obama.

It's a matter of self respect.


Even the Father of Lies has a limit.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:15 | 4517643 SpanishGoop
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I am sorry but seeing this performance  i can only say "Putin,Putin,Putin !".


Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:18 | 4517654 sosoome
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If this is all a charade and OBarry is supposed to end up looking weak and stoopid, he is doing one hell of a job.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:24 | 4517662 Peter Pan
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I just wish they would allow him to stand for election once again just so I could measure the degree of stupidity in the American electorate.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 15:33 | 4518145 forwardho
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You will get your chance when the 51% stand up for one day of support for that subzerocunted hillary.

You cannot win an election against Santa Clause.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:19 | 4517663 whatthecurtains
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"it provides a flexible tool"

You're a fucking flexible tool Carney!

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:19 | 4517664 short screwed
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If I were Putin, I'd order the immediate occupation of East Ukraine in response.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:22 | 4517693 Winston Churchill
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He has been gaming this out since his doctoral thesis.

He will hit elsewhere.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:55 | 4517908 Chuck Knoblauch
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I'd offer cheap natural gas to a struggling EU nation, and let the other EU nations bitch about it.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:20 | 4517676 Winston Churchill
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Dollar index just took a dump.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:22 | 4517691 short screwed
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Maybe that's Putin's response.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:21 | 4517678 Racer
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For a nobel peace of prick winner, Obomber seems very keen on starting a war somewhere, anywhere!

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:24 | 4517702 short screwed
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Nah, he"s not gonna start a war against someone who can fight. back.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:31 | 4517747 thamnosma
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Seems to be our MO for a long time.  I give a bit of credit to 1991 Iraq, but that wasn't much of a fight in the end.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:32 | 4517756 Winston Churchill
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I keep on saying it was the pizza prize.

Swedish is hard.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:23 | 4517680 tony wilson
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donte push me vlad

i meen it

donte push again


donte push me again


listen im telllin ya donte.

donte do it again

listen to me just listen

if you keep pushin me

at some stage it will be the first straw



Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:23 | 4517695 El Vaquero
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Press foaming at the mouth over Putin.  Beltway Jay stumbling to give non-answers. 


I halfway expect a Smartcar to pull up and have 18 fucking clowns pile out of it.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:24 | 4517703 jrpuffnstuff
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I didn't know assholes could talk.  I thought they just farted and pooed.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:25 | 4517706 monopoly
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I just thought he would bring real issues to the forefront and tackle some of our problems. Never knew he would Donky Kong the Banksters. What a waste.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:25 | 4517712 imapedestrian
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Jay Carney...a very authoritative figure...soggy whitebread.

Intervention in Crimea?  What about CIA intervention in Ukraine?

Wht would we do if Mexico had a revolution that we learned was sponsored by the FSB?


Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:27 | 4517720 imapedestrian
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Oh, and the revolution was constitutional?


Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:27 | 4517721 disabledvet
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there is no need to draw "red lines" when simple historical analogies will do. Again..."just say the word Crimea" and it will have the desired effect.

To date no one has...maybe the President just did I don't know...but that "word" is a war unto itself....let alone an actual place...something all of you here are obviously ignorant of.

Shall we throw in "Kiev Rus" too?
Why the hell not, right?

This is not like fighting in the North Atlantic folks. The weather here is quite beautiful year around and the "lay of the land" highly two dimensional and "made for roaming."

In other words this is not "chess" at all but more of a "warm up" to te real deal itself...namely Mother Russia.

So as Crimea is "house to house" (forever, set piece battle, static) so "Ukraine" is a "vast space" yielding all sorts of "creative sinister isms"...all of which should be avoided. Since diplomacy is not only non-existent but will probably be non existent for a VERY long time..."who gets thrown into the furnace" is a question that hopefully is answered "before the formal move to Kiev itself."

In short..both sides have blinked...and now we have a "date with (very bad) history" coming.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:31 | 4517748 PeterLemonJello
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Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:39 | 4517808 The_Ungrateful_Yid
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Thorazine bro.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:27 | 4517722 adonisdemilo
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If Barry's any sense at all, which I doubt, he ought to clean the egg off his face, engage reverse gear and put the pedal to the metal.

Oh, and tell Kerry and McCain "shut the fuck up, we've been rumbled"

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:27 | 4517723 SpanishGoop
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One of the reporters "has our gouverment made a cost benefit analysis ?"

Well i am sure they tried to do but they got it wrong.


Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:38 | 4517751 Chuck Knoblauch
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Putin should reach out to Greece after this speech and offer them all the oil and gas they want, and make the other EU nations wonder what their situation is with Russia. Fracture the EU into little pieces.


When you draw a red line, no one cares.



Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:32 | 4517752 Iam Yue2
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Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:34 | 4517768 Flying Wombat
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How many red lines can he draw?  

The very first class I took during my International Relations program focused on how the US has used "the red line" or the "line in the sand" stance for decades as both rehtorical tool and international relations policy.  When the F will we learn?

Oh well... If you need a laugh, here's somemething funny from the newswires today:

"Femen activists bare breasts against Putin in Times Square"

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:34 | 4517773 SpanishGoop
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Finally i understand what "douchebag" means.

Thank you USA for this educational broadcast.


Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:35 | 4517780 Wicked Old People
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Boomers and Silents tie the world in knots with their unbridled greed and then DUMP all the bullshit on young stupid children like this douche Carney and the President. Must be nice to get the young to take the fall for your bad ideas.

The world will not begin anew until these old (57 year old plus) mofos ARE GONE. Their world crumbles more and more each minute. I can't believe these young suit people are actually volunteering for this type of boomer outsource whoring.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 17:19 | 4518657 Emergency Ward
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Don't trust anyone over 30; 40; 50; 60, ah fuck.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:35 | 4517787 basho
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lol! this is painfully funny to watch. who is this clown?

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:40 | 4517809 SpanishGoop
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"The people of the Ukraine have the right to choose HOW the want to belong to the EU".

Not If but How, done deal no options here.


Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:40 | 4517814 shovelhead
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I can't watch Carney talk.

Reminds me too much of the fat kid in 7th grade who could fart at will.

Unfortunately, for him, it was his only skill.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:41 | 4517820 replaceme
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Why are you smiling, Obama?  Uh, Uh, Uh, because while Putin was annexing the Ukraine, I stepped out of the circle 3 times.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:42 | 4517826 rsnoble
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The FED should purchase and close all vodka mfg's.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:42 | 4517829 Chuck Knoblauch
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Mr. Peabody draws a red line. It sounds like a kiddie cartoon.


Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:42 | 4517833 rsnoble
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The FED should purchase and close all vodka mfg's.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:45 | 4517854 Bastiat
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I'm not that used to watching this clown but he seems to be struggling.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:46 | 4517858 Peter Pan
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The Ukranians are going to hate Barry in the end just as much as the Saudis do after the US failed to unseat Assad.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:50 | 4517878 Chuck Knoblauch
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This is what a jellyfish looks like in a suit and glasses.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:50 | 4517879 olle
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Maybe it´s time for all normal citizens to stand up and draw a "big red line", before all these "political top-brain´s stupidity" will cause a really servere problem for everybody.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 14:52 | 4517893 Rising Sun
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Thu, 03/06/2014 - 15:02 | 4517948 yogibear
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The ultra liberals love this stuff while their smoking  on a joint. It makes better sense to them while their stoned.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 15:06 | 4517952 Chuck Knoblauch
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Let's find out how strong that EU really is. Who's willing to throw their neighbor under the bus for some cheap oil and natural gas. Putin might as well use his leverage while he still can.


The French built a line of defenses against Germany after WW I called the Maginot Line. You know what the Germans did? They went around, under, and above it and marched into Paris.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 15:05 | 4517969 Son of Captain Nemo
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Dazed and confused! 

Putin to "President Remus" -"Gonna love you baby here I cum again"!

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 15:18 | 4518059 marcusfenix
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hey, just got here...

what did I miss? did anybody say anything important?

oh wait, never mind...

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 15:32 | 4518139 Son of Captain Nemo
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No just read the words above you and play this great classic Zep tune and put that image of Putin slapping his titanium "nut sack" repeatedly and with brute force I might add up "Zippity Doo Da's" arse!

Fixed it for Ya!

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 15:30 | 4518131 Reptil
Thu, 03/06/2014 - 15:35 | 4518156 olle
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Is this man Kerry for real?   From a press conference via BBC: "John Kerry denied any "gaps" between EU members, saying "fundamentally there is no difference whatsoever". "Europe on its own has announced that they have taken some steps," he continues.....!

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 16:09 | 4518326 besnook
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paper lion, paper tiger, paper eagle or just glittery confetti?

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 16:22 | 4518400 dot_bust
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So, Obummer's going to play chess with the Russians? That's funny.

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