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Caption Contest: Napoleon Complex Edition
Hiding behind the big boys (literally) appears to be the m.o. of France's President Hollande who declared today that "there will be no referendum in Crimea without Ukraine's agreement," and added that it is a necessity for Russia to "accept the solution." We suspect Vladimir Putin will have something to say about that but who is going to argue with Hollande given the following image...

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thugz
“And eef you do not cooperate, I weel geefe you uppercut straight to the cajones!”
Two and a half men... ;-)
Looney
Well, Putin is not exactly Yao Ming either. In fact, I'm not sure who is taller between those two.
In the realm of politics, physical statue does not matter that much. Deng Xiaoping was probably the shortest strong man ever, not even 5-foot. But he wielded power like a 10-foot giant.
It's all about the character at the end of the day. Klitschko is a joke as a politician despite his height.
:-) Kermit the Fucking Frog jumped to mind.....
Looks like vikings vs. Frenchmen, the sequel. All Hollande needs to do is give them a pile of treasure and some really nice land to call their own. Oh, wait...
Compare that to Obummer with Pelosi and Reid by his side.
It;s just one small penis after the next over there...
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/mar/06/nicolas-sarkozy-carla-bruni...
But it was totally legitimate for Kosovo to declare independence.
I think the world has finally awoken to the realization that the emperor is naked.
Last time I checked there wasn't an independence option in the Crimean "referendum"
Check again, maybe there's a mention of a USSA military base somewhere in the blueprints.
And how exactly does he think he will enforce that? By farting in their general direction?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saSErFUMXRE
Matchup...Fedor Emelianenko Vladmir Putin Dmitry Rogozin against those eu tough guys
I think Fedor would break Klitschko's arm in two, if he doesn't manage to rip it clean off. After absorbing some stiff jabs, of course!
Eh, wasn't Klitschko's boxing nickname, Dr. Ironfist?
Those guys look like they could do some serious farting in Putin's general direction.
Holy shit! Where have you been. We thought you passed on due to self immolation.
If I were determined to off myself, I'd find a way to suffocate while motor-boating Scarlett Johansson.
Well it's good to see you posting again.
It would seem she might have obliged you. Apparently in real life she was luring men into a van.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/starsandstories/10658713/Scarlet...
Double naughty.
My teleprompter is bigger than yours!
cuz taller guys are better leaderz
Actually when taller guys fart its in the shorter guys face. Much more personal than general direction.
"you got me. my mouf was open"
Eddie murphy raw
Eh not really, but you definitely can't take someone serious when your ball bag rests on their forehead.
"there will be no referendum in Crimea without Ukraine's agreement," and added that it is a necessity for Russia to "accept the solution."
...Otherwise my head will be on a pike once the French economy collapses.
Vive La France!
Midget
slime ballz cum in all sizes
He should hang out with Robert Reich !!!
Does Hollande look like Big Government to you?
Whatever you do don't walk on my blue suede shoes, Putin!
good thing I didn't have a drink in my hand when that photo came up!!
The true measurement of a man is from the chin to the top of his head. In this respect, the prize fighter is a midget.
Who the hell down arrowed WB7 on this picture? Don't tell me we actually have any French out there that actually respect this diminutive piece of shit?
France pardon parlez anglaise... If I were you I would seriously leave the pack on this one as those Russian ICBMs are well within your "sweet spot" for making the Champs Elysees and Eiffel Tower in need of a "makeover".
Even De Gaulle would have been smart enough to call President Remus what he is to his face in public!
Not just Hollande, but also... http://i.imgur.com/hlsF3n1.png
Hey William,
I didn't know he also had a photo taken without his shoes on.
By the way how about doing it the other way round. You know, with Hollande being the bigger man.
"The Crimea!!! The Crimea!!!!"
BBC Now Admits: Armed Nazis Led “Revolution” in Kiev, Ukraine
By Tony Cartalucci
Global Research, March 07, 2014
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http://www.globalresearch.ca/bbc-now-admits-armed-nazis-led-revolution-i...
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"..Just as the West has done in Afghanistan, where it used sectarian extremists and terrorists to wage a proxy war against the Soviet Union in the 1980?s, only to end up turning on their “allies” from 2001 onward – the West will use the Neo-Nazis of Kiev only for as long as absolutely necessary before turning on them and dumping them. The BBC’s short piece exposing the repugnant nature of the forces that in fact led the so-called “Euromaidan” uprising is perhaps the first step toward achieving this goal." ..t.c.
Which one of you assholes want to cum in my mouth first? Huh?
Whoa whoa whoa..... that's crossing the red line pal. This isn't the SEC. Take your midget tranny porn elsewhere.
LOL Rough crowd today! It was supposed to be a caption, not an offer! Maybe I should have put quotes around it.
Cossacks vs. klootzaks.
how did this Klitshko guy become so important all of a sudden, seems a very quick trip from boxing to national hero/global statesman etc... ?
$$$
Yeah, well, you date Hayden Panettierre and things just start happening. Next thing you know you are involved in a coup d'etat, and being teargassed, ultimately to be betrayed by your 'buddies' who insist you will get your chance at power later, but for now, Yatsenyiuk is in charge
Jesus, what is Hollande 4' 10" or something? Klitsko is 18" taller than him.
Hollande: The advantadge of being short is that I never wear out my knees. The disadvantadge is I'm always having conversations eyes to eye.
Yeah? Well, mine is bigger.
"Vahtever you say, don't mention Waterloo to Hollande."
"You mean de ABBA song?"
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Ever been around a guy that could literally tear your head from your body?
I don't care what the decorum it is deeply unsettling.
i would just love to see some video of that lil fella on his vespa.
What, there will be no Referendum in Greece without EU approval ?
Any wrong decision in an Irish Referendum will require a Re-Run ?
So, it makes EU an equivalent of a roach motel...
Hollande getting wise now, he's wearing a white shirt so he won't need to carry a flag around with him.
to be fair ... kilitchencko is a massive dude ...
So that hot french actress bimbo really fucked the scrawny loser in the middle?
She'd wear you down too.
Hey Guys, Lift me up Here I can't See the Parade....
07 MARCH 2014
To Understand the News, Follow the Money. To Follow the Money, Follow the Economic Hitmen
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http://jessescrossroadscafe.blogspot.com/2014/03/john-perkins-to-follow-...
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Hey, david and TWO Goliaths! Luckily Julie is much smaller!
Ya know the old saying : those who live on Mars n those who live on Venus.
Maybe Julie has some good ideas on referendums...and having your cake while you eat it!
France and sanctions against Russia;
"Freezing a contract to deliver 2 Mistral helicopters worth 1.2 bn euros to Russia, will not be considered." Laurent Fabius. (Vedomosti).
Even Dwarfs Started Small
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Even_Dwarfs_Started_Small
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-xDG1Ngv1RhY/T1REpklkZuI/AAAAAAAADBE/y6WDVZcoAt...
oh, almost forgot...here's some captions:
"will o' the wimp"
"the mouse that bored"
"size 32 in a gaul"
"no roller coasters for you, wee one"
"will that be a booster-chair or a high-seat?"
"too big for midgit tossing, too small for oompa-loompin. nothing is fair for hollande"
"he looks up to sarkozy in more ways than one"
putin to hollande: "now stand up and say that to me!"
"you can only stack shit so high"
"on the bright side, he never outgrew any of his clothes"
"the pygmy apocalypse"
i guess that'll do for now...y'all have a great weekend...and don't go startin no world wars without me.
http://vimeo.com/30256466
we all sit here stranded/
though we do our best to deny it,
janus
Klitshko better play nice or Hollande might just whack him in the elbow with his eye...
They all have to sit to shit and wipe their own ass afterwards !
Kings, queens, presidents, politicians, bankers, thugs, media "stars" and presenters . . . whoever . . .
I believe Dick Cheney and John Kerry have overcome that physical hindrance as they have become quite adept at defecating orally.......... oh wait ....... my research assistant has just corrected me...... turns out AIPAC has actually developed genetically modified assholes and taught them to speak ..... my bad
Edit - but I was still correct the feces is dispensed orally from both enhanced anal units
Caption:
Hollande Between a Rocky and a Hard Place.
i don't need knee pads
Hollande needs a stool so he can see over the verge to where the cameraman is.
Hollande posed as the village idiot in spite of his small stature, earlier.
Who's the guy in the middle?
Hollande went into a chemist shop and wanted the biggest condom available. He was told to return in a week because it had to be ordered in.
A week later he arrives and is handed a large packet.
He opens it and unfolds a condom which is as tall as him. He proceeds to pull it over his head all the way to his feet.
He asks the chemist how he looks.
The chemist replies, "Monsieur President you look like a big prick. "
Hollande replies: "That's fantastique. I am sick of people calling me a little cunt.! "
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/07/11/article-2171950-14016261000005...
"Stand small but wear a big Strap-on....."