Caption Contest: Napoleon Complex Edition

Tyler Durden's picture

Hiding behind the big boys (literally) appears to be the m.o. of France's President Hollande who declared today that "there will be no referendum in Crimea without Ukraine's agreement," and added that it is a necessity for Russia to "accept the solution." We suspect Vladimir Putin will have something to say about that but who is going to argue with Hollande given the following image...


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Manthong's picture

“And eef you do not cooperate, I weel geefe you uppercut straight to the cajones!”

Looney's picture

Two and a half men... ;-)


theXman's picture

Well, Putin is not exactly Yao Ming either. In fact, I'm not sure who is taller between those two.

In the realm of politics, physical statue does not matter that much. Deng Xiaoping was probably the shortest strong man ever, not even 5-foot. But he wielded power like a 10-foot giant.

BorisTheBlade's picture

It's all about the character at the end of the day. Klitschko is a joke as a politician despite his height.

Rakshas's picture

:-)  Kermit the Fucking Frog jumped to mind.....

Mad Max's picture

Looks like vikings vs. Frenchmen, the sequel.  All Hollande needs to do is give them a pile of treasure and some really nice land to call their own.  Oh, wait...

666's picture

Compare that to Obummer with Pelosi and Reid by his side.

tmosley's picture

But it was totally legitimate for Kosovo to declare independence.

I think the world has finally awoken to the realization that the emperor is naked.

Temedar's picture

Last time I checked there wasn't an independence option in the Crimean "referendum"

ThirdWorldDude's picture

Check again, maybe there's a mention of a USSA military base somewhere in the blueprints.

Joe A's picture

And how exactly does he think he will enforce that? By farting in their general direction?

Volkodav's picture

Matchup...Fedor Emelianenko  Vladmir Putin  Dmitry Rogozin against those eu tough guys

Herd Redirection Committee's picture

I think Fedor would break Klitschko's arm in two, if he doesn't manage to rip it clean off.  After absorbing some stiff jabs, of course!

Quantum Nucleonics's picture

Eh, wasn't Klitschko's boxing nickname, Dr. Ironfist?

McMolotov's picture

Those guys look like they could do some serious farting in Putin's general direction.

Dr. Engali's picture

Holy shit! Where have you been. We thought you passed on due to self immolation.

McMolotov's picture

If I were determined to off myself, I'd find a way to suffocate while motor-boating Scarlett Johansson.

Dr. Engali's picture

Well it's good to see you posting again.

MsCreant's picture

It would seem she might have obliged you. Apparently in real life she was luring men into a van.

ugmug's picture

My teleprompter is bigger than yours!

lasvegaspersona's picture

cuz taller guys are better leaderz

Doubleguns's picture

Actually when taller guys fart its in the shorter guys face. Much more personal than general direction. 

fonzannoon's picture

"you got me. my mouf was open"

Eddie murphy raw

Mad Mohel's picture

Eh not really, but you definitely can't take someone serious when your ball bag rests on their forehead.

Son of Captain Nemo's picture

"there will be no referendum in Crimea without Ukraine's agreement," and added that it is a necessity for Russia to "accept the solution."

...Otherwise my head will be on a pike once the French economy collapses.

Vive La France!


kliguy38's picture

slime ballz cum in all sizes

Hulk's picture

He should hang out with Robert Reich !!!

machineh's picture

Does Hollande look like Big Government to you?

falak pema's picture

Whatever you do don't walk on my blue suede shoes, Putin! 

optimator's picture

good thing I didn't have a drink in my hand when that photo came up!!

geno-econ's picture

The true measurement of a man is from the chin to the top of his head. In this respect, the prize fighter is a midget.

Son of Captain Nemo's picture

Who the hell down arrowed WB7 on this picture?  Don't tell me we actually have any French out there that actually respect this diminutive piece of shit?

France pardon parlez anglaise... If I were you I would seriously leave the pack on this one as those Russian ICBMs are well within your "sweet spot" for making the Champs Elysees and Eiffel Tower in need of a "makeover".

Even De Gaulle would have been smart enough to call President Remus what he is to his face in public!

Peter Pan's picture

Hey William,

I didn't know he also had a photo taken without his shoes on.

By the way how about doing it the other way round. You know, with Hollande being the bigger man.


blindman's picture

BBC Now Admits: Armed Nazis Led “Revolution” in Kiev, Ukraine
By Tony Cartalucci
Global Research, March 07, 2014
"..Just as the West has done in Afghanistan, where it used sectarian extremists and terrorists to wage a proxy war against the Soviet Union in the 1980?s, only to end up turning on their “allies” from 2001 onward – the West will use the Neo-Nazis of Kiev only for as long as absolutely necessary before turning on them and dumping them. The BBC’s short piece exposing the repugnant nature of the forces that in fact led the so-called “Euromaidan” uprising is perhaps the first step toward achieving this goal." ..t.c.

Cangaroo.TNT's picture

Which one of you assholes want to cum in my mouth first?  Huh?

Dr. Engali's picture

Whoa whoa whoa..... that's crossing the red line pal. This isn't the SEC. Take your midget tranny porn elsewhere.

Cangaroo.TNT's picture

LOL Rough crowd today!  It was supposed to be a caption, not an offer!  Maybe I should have put quotes around it.

baja canada's picture

Cossacks vs. klootzaks.

skwid vacuous's picture

how did this Klitshko guy become so important all of a sudden, seems a very quick trip from boxing to national hero/global statesman etc...  ?

Herd Redirection Committee's picture

Yeah, well, you date Hayden Panettierre and things just start happening.  Next thing you know you are involved in a coup d'etat, and being teargassed, ultimately to be betrayed by your 'buddies' who insist you will get your chance at power later, but for now, Yatsenyiuk is in charge

ElvisDog's picture

Jesus, what is Hollande 4' 10" or something? Klitsko is 18" taller than him.

Dr. Engali's picture

Hollande: The advantadge of being short is that I never wear out my knees. The disadvantadge is I'm always having conversations eyes to eye.