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Russian Troops Storm Ukraine Air Force Base In Crimea, Reuters Confirms
Update 2: ARMED ATTACKERS LEAVE UKRAINE MILITARY BASE IN SEVASTOPOL: TV5
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Update, and this time from Reuters:
- ARMED MEN ENTER UKRAINIAN MILITARY POST IN CRIMEA AND TAKE CONTROL, NO SHOTS FIRED - REUTERS REPORTER ON THE SCENE
- UKRAINIANS AND FORCES THOUGHT TO BE RUSSIANS HOLD NEGOTIATIONS AFTER MILITARY POST TAKEN, NO ARMS SEIZED - REUTERS REPORTER
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More lies, propaganda, or for once, the truth? Just out from Time's Simon Shuster:
BREAKING: Crimea TV reporting that Russians have begun storming Ukraine air-force base on the peninsula, ramming the gates with a truck
— Simon Shuster (@shustry) March 7, 2014
CONFIRMED: Russian forces storming Ukraine base near Sevastopol, home of anti-aircraft commander center #Crimea http://t.co/sUFx3sni7f
— Simon Shuster (@shustry) March 7, 2014
20 Russian troops inside, moving toward command post of Crimea base, guarded by 100 Ukrainian troops, reports @ukrpravda_news
— Simon Shuster (@shustry) March 7, 2014
Ukraine air force Colonel tells to TIME that Russian commander in charge of siege now demanding Ukraine forces lay down arms and surrender
— Simon Shuster (@shustry) March 7, 2014
Then again, considering the source is disinformation central Ukraine Pravda, take it with a huge grain of salt.
More from Ukraine's version of Interfax:
Russian military assault Ukrainian military unit in Sevastopol
In Sevastopol, the Russian soldiers stormed the Ukrainian military unit A2355 , said the agency " Interfax- Ukraine " duty of the assistant .
He said the Russian military army "KAMAZ" struck the gate of a military unit , captured near building and break out to the command post .
Part of the territory located about 100 Ukrainian military strength is unknown assailants .
Military unit - 2355 located in Sevastopol Yuharyniy beam.
As reported , March 5, Defense Minister Sergei Shoigu said that the Russian troops in the Crimea there.
For now the AUDJPY, and its S&P500 derivative are not too happy about the rumor.
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Vacation time ! Fourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !
Fore.......
There...fixed it for ya.
Actually
'in coming' would be better, don't ya think?
We crashed the gate doin' 98 and I said 'let them truckers roll'
10-4 pig-pen
vacation, or, cover story for hiding out in a deep underground military base...
brave sir obo " he bravely fled and he bravely ran"
Pics or it didn't happen.
In Soviet Ukraine, dogs teach YOU to roll over.
Is not as funny as Soviet Russia joke because is Ukraine.
Looks like Panco Villa is reporting from the Crimean Peninsula.
You know as soon as the first shot is fired, this syphillis ridden pussy is ducking for cover while reaching for his smartphoe to get that 140 character tweet out.
How to win the "When will Obama run like a rabid coward?" game:
Have you notced the pattern? When the pressure of being president goes up - Obama gets out.
This weekend vacatiohn - just as he is needed the most, Obama makes himself available the least.
Next vacation? Whenever the pressure hits again . . .
-30-
just as he is needed most?
for what?
Fuck the Ukraine. Let the Euro trash clean up their own backyard. Bastards.
"Let the Euro trash clean up their own backyard."
Pretty much how I feel about it.
Serious question: When does Texas start sending men into neighboring states to assure free and fair elections to decide to align with Texas or the liberal atheistic heathen people currently known as the West?
...around about March 1836 but the northern Mexicans did not want them so they returned to their country.
b,b, but then a generation later (in 1861) a war breaks out...
cause and effect..or, rather, effect, and backward to cause !
Are you writing about the French-Mexican War that broke out December 8, 1861?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_intervention_in_Mexico
Or are you writing about the War of Northern Aggression which broke out on April 12, 1861?
Thanks for enlightening me...I am unfamiliar with Texas spilling over into French-Mexican conflict...
ZH is very quiet lately... are the Tylers having trouble recieving instructions from Moscow?
Only kidding!
Sorta ;-)
Your blog sucks, spammer.
The US caused the mess. Not good at cleaning up after yourself are you.
Hey, teleprompters don't just read themselves!
What's the difference between President Obama and a 900 pound Siberian tiger?
The Siberian tiger is the world's second biggest pussy!
Wow! Wanna join the PEN 15 club?
MarsInScorpio:
Nope, no need at all.
- Ned
really?
if you'll only beLIEve the pics, please allow me to introduce you to GreenScreen and Photoshop....
Charles jaco... reporting from Kuwait, er, new york city...
http://thedanashow.wordpress.com/2009/12/14/charles-jaco-threatens-blogosphere-over-cnn-video/
The Yid mafia want to rape Ukraine, economically and socially, like they did with Russia and Eastern Europe in the form of the Kosher Bolsheviks. Ultimately, they want back in control of Russia again, except Putin is in the way. An ethnic convert discusses the usual mafia players and their game.
http://www.realjewnews.com/?p=908
http://www.realjewnews.com/?p=898
The entire Gold reserve of Ukraine has been moved to the United States
03.08.2014
According to employees of "Borispol" airport, Ukraine, tonight at 2 AM, an unregistered transport aircraft took off from the airport.
According to the staff of the "Borispol" airport in Ukraine, four large armed trucks and two cargo minivan Volkswagen without license plates arrived to the airport and parked near a transport aircraft at the end of one of runways. About fifteen people in black uniform, wearing masks and bullet-proof vests came out of these vans. Some of them were armed with assault rifles. These people have moved more than 40 heavy boxes from the trucks into the aircraft.
After it, some of these mysterious men also boarded the aircraft. All loading was carried out in great haste. After this, the aircraft immediately took off.
People observing this mysterious "special operation" immediately notified the senior officials of the "Borispol" airport who issued a strong warning "to stay out for your own good".
Later, one of the senior officials of the former Ministry of Revenue and Taxes reported that, according to his information, last night, at the order of one of the "new Ukrainian leaders" the entire gold reserve of Ukraine has been sent to in the United States.
More Gold to rehypothecate? Didn't they listen to the reports that Germany cannot get her Gold back?
(Maybe the flight went to Germany...)
Good luck getting your Gold back you stupid Ukrainian morons.
Reminds me of when the Spanish government sent their gold hoard (one of the world's largest) to Stalin for 'safekeeping' to keep it out of the hands of the fascists. Cue collapse of currency, and concommitant loss in purchasing power helped the fascists... win.
D'Oh!
According to this it was quite a large hoard, too:
http://rt.com/business/ukraine-gold-reserve-production-958/
Maybe Germany is about to get a surprise tranche of its gold back?
Janet: Hello?
Angela: Hey, Janet! It's me, Angela!
Janet: Oh, Hello, Angela! Are you pleased with your delivery of 36.1 tonnes of gold?
Angela: Yes, yes I am. But I'd be even happier if you'd taken the time to remove the 'Ukraine Gold Reserve - if found please return to Ukraine National Bank' stickers.
Meanwhile, I can only find one mention of this story, here:
http://iskra-news.info/news/segodnja_nochju_iz_borispolja_v_ssha_strarto...
surprised it lasted that long in ukraine
Does this mean the US are going to let the EU flounder on their own now that they have the Ukraine's gold.
By the time we got into Tulsa Town,
We had eighty-five trucks in all.
But they's a roadblock up on the cloverleaf,
And them bears was wall-to-wall.
Yeah, them smokies is thick as bugs on a bumper;
They even had a bear in the air!
I says, "Callin' all trucks, this here's the Duck.
"We about to go a-huntin' bear."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_VpFyTKvBs
gawd I used to love that flick, only thing that could touch it for me was the blues brothers
More likely goin' huntin' using Bear.
98?
Are you on the metric system or what?
vehicles used to go that fast
all of 'em
trucks, cars, buses, the lot
they werent priuses back then
Miscommunication: They heard there was a "Party" and also heard "Potato vodka...", but missed ""Potato vodka is all that's left", and turned into "Gate-crashers".
"Nazdrovye". Nice driveway. Nice driving.
Russian Shock and Awe
Latest technology used to remove gate, what other frightening weapons of destruction will be revealed?
Soviet War Dogs released in Crimea to clean up cat problem....
From another aspect........Crime A, aye there's the rub....
New highs in Colorado, errr, the ES then??
FAST, Mr. Comex, ""SHORT Paper GOLD SHORT GOLD"" ...
" I said I want 60,000 contracts sold NOW ....NOW I TELL YOU .........NOW "
Simon Shuster - good name if you're in the publishing business.
Apparently, Putin is a more effective Community Organizer than others....
In Russia community organizes you!
hat tip to Boris.
golf clap to BO...
you like to get butt stroked to the head too, meh?
you clowns have just seen Russian Spestnaz...not me...and those were warning shots and this is just Day One.
Here is day seven: http://inagist.com/all/442051769892622336/
for all you down-arrowers out there...that's you on the ground.
and me too...
What hurts more but they never film is the poverty in the wake of IMF looting.
Whatever. One form of tyranny does not make another better. You deserve what you get.
A staggering 35 percent of household wealth in Russia is owned by just 110 people, the highest level of inequality in the world barring a few small Caribbean islands, a report by a major investment bank says.
By contrast, billionaires worldwide account for just 1-2 percent of total wealth, Credit Suisse said in its report published Wednesday. Russia has one billionaire for every $11 billion in wealth while in the rest of the world there is one for every $170 billion.
FOR ARMY OF PUTINLOVERS
I'll take notice when they start droning wedding parties in Western Ukraine.
You know, like the killers you love.
They are afraid of droning caucasians. They don't want to wake whitey up.
How do we know they're Russians in that vid?
his picture makes me tend towards not taking him seriously...
a regular Joker they say...
A: "Simon Shuster"
Q: "What is an embedded Moxxad reporter?"
p.s. Can't be that big or real a story, if no one else has picked it up.
pps. TIME: All the News that's fit to be published or manufactured.
Does anyone really say fore or four ? I have never golfed
Yep, and if you suck you say it a lot.
i really suck at golf! last time at the driving range i managed to hit the lady next to me. who does that!?!? basketball is a different story. 5'8 white guy who can grab rim.
I literally hit a cow one time when I was playing in high school.
"I literally hit a cow one time when I was playing in high school."
Did you say FOREK?
Or where's the beef?
Yeah, I hit an ex-buddy on the driving range, I didn't tell him to go right up to the rope and start hitting, hell no!!!
Dad yelled 'fore' once, Koreans in front (out of sight) didn't speak English.
Direct hit at 150 yards to one's head.
He walked it off.
bwaahahahahaa, head in one!
I'll bet you a hundred bucks you slice it into the woods.
Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir, and I never slice.
Caddyshack. Good movie.
RIP, Harold Ramis!
Gunga....galunga.
koreans are tough
yeah, thick skulls and all...
That was clear red line, down there on the street!
you're as white as O. is black? ancestry.com is your friend....
5'8 white guy who can grab rim.
Grabbing rim, huh? You though about getting a job in D.C?
And if you're reading this you spew! Thanks for that one RP.
In ZeroSpeak it is actually FOAR!!! I think? ;-)
Looney
No, it's MOAR. You recognize the vivid ZH golfer as the guy yelling MOAR every time he tees off
I hit a lousy tee shot once and yelled "Four!" Everyone ducked and covered despite my spelling error. Go figure.
Maybe that explains my one day honeymoon and immediate divorce. On my honeymoon, I thought my new bride yelled, "I need fourplay, you goon!" So I called my three poker buddies to join us. When they arrived my bride got pissed off and ran to her mommy in the next room. I never understood why she dumped me until now.
I suck so bad at golf I yell "eight!" (or is it "ate?" "aight?").
I only yell "fore!" when I'm putting.
Sometimes I have the caddy go two or three holes ahead and yell "fore!" just so people are ready.
Quite a few golf courses in Western PA which is awesome because they all cannot ban you due to the fact you are drunk, and terrible.
This summer I put a green shot into some rich dudes landscaping and had to root around for my ball while he and his guests stared impassively.
His meticulous Mexican maintained yard began not more than 15 yards past the pin; they had to have seen where my precious orange range ball went, but do you think they gave me any help? No!
I rooted for a while in his landscaping, leered at his big fake titted wife, took a drop and dug a divot large enough to plant a pear tree in.
He was probably a banker.
my precious orange range ball
that you used a orange range ball is absolutely brilliant, let alone everything else.
that story made my day, thanks mate.
Now, only if you could fix his slice.
Now, only if you could fix his slice.
I always feel a little safer when that guy is away from the WH and on the golf course.
In reality Ukranian officer was drunk stole a Russian truck to get back to base, ran into gate. Russians came to arrest the Officer for theft of vital property.
Dash Cam video on YouTube follows shortly! ;-)
haha, wait when they will come to take Alaska back my dear, then you can post this "funny"
Ukraine above all, ....especialy above russia now
Obama is a bluffing pussy puppet, putin has character.
OBAMA is a fucking MURDERING PSYCHOPATH...
PUKIN is a fucking MURDERING PSYCHOPATH...
They both have character...a very EVIL CHARACTER at that.
Why are you so blind???
If you choose EVIL then you shall reap EVIl...if not in this life then the following one in Hellfire.
A choice for the lesser of two EVILS is still a choice for EVIL.
The guy sending the tweets is Simon Shuster? Is that a Russian or Ukrainian name or.....? More BS from the corrupt news media.
i dont know, but it means "shoemaker", so maybe ukrainian as russians still walk barefoot
Greg Hunter on USA Watchdog today (always enjoy hearing Greg's view):
http://usawatchdog.com/weekly-news-wrap-up-3-7-14/#more-11819
but...but...but Obama told putin not to do it
You just gotta admire the way they are doing this. A suave combination of seduction and rape. Low-level military invasion , avoiding too much confrontation and blood-shed , dispensing the takeover in gradual doses, confusing the observers with one day removing massed tropps at the borders and the next day gate-crashing the military bases. Snap-fixed political veener with rapidly conducted "parlamentary votes". And so on.
These guys in the Kremlin are much better than Bush and Rummy and Cheney. Full spectrum dominance Russian style.
What threats will this, if true, lead to from the US?
Cue horse-faced Herman Munster reading from a script of lies and wagging his index finger at the TV camera.
"Bye-bye, boys! Have fun storming the Ukraine Air Force Base!"
The US can't do anything. Putin plays chess while Obama and Kerry play with their feces.
Being the monkeys they are...
DaddyO
Ahem...
""A nuke flew over the cuckoos nest?"
20 soldiers "storming" 100 soldiers in defensive position?!
...you can't make this stuff up...
Were they Ninja Turtles?
The best strategy for Ukrainians would be
to politely but resolutely ask western MSM to stop siding them. This is embarrassing.
+ 100 TMNT
Guess they are not expecting much resistance since they are Pro-Russian "Ukranians"...still a funny headline.
So Russian and Crimean soldiers walk into a bar,
they have some vodka,
Crimean soldiers know where all the good prostitutes just back from Sochi are,
They all get on truck to go meet them at Crimean base,
They crash into fence, at least 50 men with ball injuries reported.
Medic say he has never see them this blue
Ninja Turtles have left the building. With no shots fired.
I guess we're back to commercials...
Since both Russan and Ukarainin officers are actually palls that studied in the same military academies, I guess that guys in garrison simply made a good round of Borsch and reckoned that it would be pity to waste the extra. So, they invited their buddies.
20 Russian guys brought some cases of Vodka and some Olivier salad as a side dish.
Knock, Knock, Knockn' on Heavens Door....
You sure are an unpopular one. Ever think it may be YOU?
Hey, careful, Flak has a shelf of library books.
Everyone must hate him for his intelligence. Like the mooslims hate us for our freedumbs.
go call for Sgt Shultz Colonel Dink.
"Clever American Air Force Officer and sneaky band of brothers have successfully escaped."
Whoa, I just can't stop laughing. Pretty clever. Hope you didn't pull a muscle thinking up that one.
I think your avatar is completely appropriate for you...
I wouldn't change a thing..
Thanks! I think so too, but I chose it for reasons other than what you may believe.
Unfortunately I can't say the same for you. There's a whole metric shit ton I'd change about you but I don't think it would help anyways.
Got a greenie from me. Have a nice day pumpkin!
Klink, you bumbling fool, what are you yammering about now? What's with all the negative vibes, baby?
I have a very special dark spot in my heart for Flaky. He's earned it.
Be nice to me Abby, I like you. Don't ruin it.
Just joshin' my friend, lol...we can all be babbling fools at times, me especially!
Good to hear. I'm always willing to take a little good natured ribbing. Keep horsing around.
Klink I luv ya but when you engadge in a shit slinging contest with a monkey like that you lose even if you win.
Now, kicking Fonestar is like beating on a Piñata filled with party drugs; it's fun and you know a reward will eventually spill out.
Thanks Rafterman, I get the point. Except for me kicking flak is like kicking Bonestar, they're both like beating on a Pinata (sorry can't do that funny squiggly thing over the n). Both just never give up their position, no matter how misguided.
Appreciate you dropping in for a comment. Hope you're having a good evening.
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Show off! :)
Keep to the insults buddy...
Because that is all you have and without' em you are lost...
Example
ending here
Whatever flaky! Just because I don't agree with your whole train of thought. I gave you what I agreed with. You just wanted to keep pushing your wrongheaded thinking.
Others votes speak for themselves.
Look, I promise to stop making make you look like an ass in any real debate if you you simply give up trolling...
You appear to have nothing but insults to offer; you are simply chasing cheap greenies...
If you want to have a real discussion, then act like it...
Otherwise, just fuck off and mind your own business....
Hahaha, again you're delusional. I think the votes from fellow ZH members say it all. Even for your comments I don't participate in. I'm secure in my assessment of the situations versus yours.
Good day puddinhead!
So you choose to play the stupid cunt card...
So be it...
I did, I pulled your card out of the deck and didn't want it. So I threw it on the pile. Feel free to pick it up.
Now let's not get into the whole avatar thing again shall we SS tank boy?
You lost him at "think."
OK that one made me chuckle out loud. Thanks for the laugh.
If it wasn't for Flak, there would be nobody left on ZH to plug the old "global warming" narrative. Give the guy a break. At least he isn't a stoner... Yet.
You guys enjoying your circle jerk?
Hahaha, it was a fair question. Just felt I had to pose it. Such a benign comment you made, yet you had every down vote on it until I asked. Then it seems your supporters (we know who they are), started kicking in.
I think you quite enjoy it...flak...akak...
that's untrue.
i'm still here.
Yeah but you're so day after tomorrow. ;o)
There are two kinds of sufferers in this world: those who suffer from a lack of life and those who suffer from an overabundance of life. I've always found myself in the second category. When you come to think of it, almost all human behavior and activity is not essentially any different from animal behavior. The most advanced technologies and craftsmanship bring us, at best, up to the super-chimpanzee level. Actually, the gap between, say, Plato or Nietzsche and the average human is greater than the gap between that chimpanzee and the average human. The realm of the real spirit, the true artist, the saint, the philosopher, is rarely achieved.
Why so few? Why is world history and evolution not stories of progress but rather this endless and futile addition of zeroes. No greater values have developed. Hell, the Greeks 3,000 years ago were just as advanced as we are. So what are these barriers that keep people from reaching anywhere near their real potential? The answer to that can be found in another question, and that's this: Which is the most universal human characteristic - fear or laziness?
Why of course FEAR...fear of failure, fear of success...it is the one constant.
you don't think it could be both? ;-)
Him ???????????????
Flak is a STRONGINDEPENDENTWOMAN TM
Are you still having fantasies about me?
I could dig that link out from a few days ago where you more than hinted at such...
Request denied !
You don't believe in Heaven, anyway...
Damn straight...
And the people that do are in for a disappointment, not that they will ever realize it...
You've been dead before? You sound so sure.
as sure as he is that global warming is making the world colder.
Some are hoping there is a heaven while others hope there ain't.
flak, let me pose a quick thing to you:
Suppose you are right, there is no God, no Heaven, nada, then you and me my friend are honkey dorey! No worries!
Now suppose the Bible is right, then you gotta a wee bit of a problem, don't ya? Knod your head up and down...Something to chew on, that is all, have a good day sir!