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Porn?
It has been said that women from the reaches of the East, such as The Ukraine or The Crimea are known to be very uninhibited dirty girls who will do things for money that Western girls will not.
But get real ugly when they get even a little older.
Sorta like a boats. Don't own it, rent it, for you guys so interested.
(just the messenger, all hear tell, hear say, no experience in this field)
Heeyyy soldja boy....
White women. Yea baby!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGQ-ISsDm8M
Ukraine?
Is that a cheap iKraine knock-off?
Their soldiers look like they are about 15 12 and 8 year old brothers.
I like apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur. =)
Those are dudes.
Yup. Sharp eye.
I see TWO Ukrainian Very Special Forces agents effortlessly incapacitating THREE Russian soldiers... it's on!
the dude on the left looks like he's meeting a martian for the first time and can't make up his mind whether or not it will bite his head off
another question: when does regular army have three soldiers all carry completely different weapons?
lol...its a good question.
Another good question is, how is it that an entire column of troops are stopped in their tracks by (what appears to be) two chicks? What could they possibly have or be holding to exert so much force against such a vast array? Babies in their arms? RPG's? Flowers?
Sometimes what is not seen is the most powerful or most informative instead of what is presented to be seen, the chicks could have beards for all we know and the soldiers are simply stunned...lovers of art & propaganda unite! ;-)
Those Ukraine girls really knock me out. They leave the west behind.
;-)
They were way ahead of their time...
Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for you, nineteen for me
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman
Should five per cent appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxman
If you drive a car, I'll tax the street,
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat.
If you get too cold I'll tax the heat,
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet.
Don't ask me what I want it for
If you don't want to pay some more
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman
Now my advice for those who die
Declare the pennies on your eyes
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman
And you're working for no one but me.
http://paradiseintheworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/ukraine-girl.jpg
You are welcome
Thank you.
When I lived in NYC, my Ukranian dental hygenist, Irina, looked something like girl-on-the-left from the waist down. Check. Yep, that's what I think when I think Ukranians, especially when under the influence of nitrous oxide.
the quotation i remember is "i'm horny as a bitch in heat."
Look like dudes in the face
Dudes? What dudes? There are dudes in that picture?
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
"If its got tits, tires, or floats, it's going to cost you."
The Florida version, 'If it flys, floats, or fucks, you are better off renting.'
It appears the westerners who can locate the Ukraine on a map think of the women. I bet 90% of westerners wouldn't know which side of the globe to search.
War is the way that Americans learn geography.
I like what Charlie Sheen once said, "I don't pay them to have sex with me I pay them to leave."
I think that quote belongs to Xaviera Hollander.
But there is one Floridian who wouldn't post something sourced to Iskra, thats for sure ;-)
nmewn, I don't deny I was in the bond business in Florida, so I defer to your sources, but I am almost certain I heard it in a waterfront bar in Miami while being schooled in the game of Hook and Ring. That seemed a simpler time.
At least the highly educated Russian-culture women in the Ukraine maintain their looks very well thank you. I celebrated our 10th aniversary with my very fine Ukrainian wife in her mid forties his weekend. If she wasn't living on 3 hours of sleep a day due to our 7 month id twins, she'd still be the goddess I married.
if it floats flies or fucks you're better off renting
American women have been fortunate to have lived in a wealthy country. If things fall apart - we will be seeing a lot more of this globally and it is not pretty. It is sad.
Sad? Globally, I agree. Here in America maybe they can become human/women again instead of this trumped up, macho-ass persona that is driven by drivel they see in the movies and on TV.
If we keep in mind that they were driven to this just so that "they" could "expand the economy" .....what a bunch of horseshit. Oh no, that's right!! TPTB have great compassion for women and want to see them flourish. In Afghanistan the Taliban beat the women and that was one of the reasons we had to invade. Meanwhile in Saudi, they get whipped if their ankles are showing.
Are you freakin' kidding me? I wonder what other being they will try to pimp out next. Men, women, cats, dogs,chia pets, pet rocks, Barney the dinosaur...... what's left? Don't be amazed if you see people, dogs and horses on treadmills producing electricity that you and I will pay for because we have to "get healthy".
What is sad is what we have become because the family has fallen apart because of these lies. The more the family falls apart, the easier it is to feed people this crap.
TPTB have great compassion for women and want to see them flourish. In Afghanistan the Taliban beat the women and that was one of the reasons we had to invade.
Yeah, this always makes me chuckle too. We care about an Afghan woman's rights? What about her right not to have all her male relatives slaughtered by our military?
"dirty girls who will do things for money that Western girls will not"
They are all the same, only the price differs!
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Deep discounts currently in effect in Methamphalachia.
Still a case of Mt. Dew, right?
knukles, I find in my travels around Europe and Australia/New Zealand that nationalities do vary a lot in the looks of their women. I have been to Russia [not Ukraine] many times. Moscow has by far the most beautiful women I have seen anywhere in the world, by quality and quantity. Worst place is the United Kingdom. Though I am fond of the more pure Celtic beauty of certain Welsh and Scots women. Australia and New Zealand resemble the United Kingdom on average pretty ugly. Beauty is rare for them.
Sweden is where I spend the most time, their fame for beauty is well lived up to! They mostly age very badly. I blame that on their summer passion to tan heavily from an early age. That beautiful face and skin is quickly ruined by sun aging. In Russia, tanning is not at all popular with the girls, and I have seen so many Russian women in their forties I would die to get. I think if Swedish women would be more like Russian women and avoid the sun instead , they would last much longer.
My woman was Finnish, not a sun worshiper. At 30 she looked 20, and 40 she looked 30. I never once looked at her and said, oh she has aged. She was still a looker at 45 when we ended the relationship.
My list: Moscow Russia #1 most beautiful
Stockholm Sweden #2
Finland #3
WIth a similar residency profile, I'll verify those general findings [not the ratings though, seriously, Finland #3?? You're biased!].
Ladies, pay attention, all those lotions and potions and assorted beauty products are bullshit. Nothing works better than sunscreen and a good hat, here's the proof:
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/truck-driver-face-premature...
Too bad none of them are native English speakers.
I find women of recent African ethnic heritage (read: black or part black) can age very well if they don't adopt the typical working-class diet of high carbs and bad fats.
However, as most black women in the West are working class, most of them eat what everyone else does in their social group, sadly.
Don't let that put you off. In my experience, everyone in Scandinavia (under the age of 40 anyway) speaks English better than the average native English speaker does.
Your dead on, dead on. And I love that picture, it's so true.
If Russia ever used it's women to fight a war instead of the man with their tanks, America would have lost the war already 100 times.
Nope, stilts.
Chinese Gold Demand 418 Tonnes YTD, West Confused http://www.ingoldwetrust.ch/chinese-gold-demand-418-mt-ytd-west-in-deny
So thats what happened to my poodle!
Hey baby, wanna party?!?
DaddyO
anyone who works an FMJ reference into the conversaion deserves a vote in my books.
You can use our knee-pads!
Ms. Claus?
and the other is santa's favorite elf.
he think of some cultural exchange
"Hey guys, do you know if there are any Russian soldiers around here interested in a good time?"
High heels and fur, I am in brother.
What about the fur of a Canadian beaver?
In the Pioneering days, Canada's "Greasy Beaver" was particularly popular in France.
Mail order brides.
Nothing I can find anywhere, comrade...
http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images;_ylt=A0SO8zuj4hxTIn8A4X5XNy...
http://www.crimeasingles.com/
http://womengirls-ua.com/crimea/
http://www.onlywe.com/women/women_of_city/crimea_1.htm
OMG, look at the length of those legs!
Placing wallet in hotel-room safe.
You will still wake up missing at least one of your organs.
You pay them for the service, and tip them to leave.
Then you lock up, wash up and sleep.
They may take our freedom, but they'll never take our leg warmers!
Do we need a furbearers permit like trapping season?
Pole dancing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcHAXXozU64
"Hoochie Mama!" —Frank Costanza
Julian Assange all over again.
BOOBS ! in a good way ;0
Inappropriate shoes for streetwalking on those paths. Probably advanced product placement marketing, if you notice all of the soldiers in tha background.
I'll give you fellas one and only one guess what some skank in platform heels and faux fur ankle warmers is doing in the middle of fuck all nowhere (the fuck is a hint, BTW) standing in front of a bunch of lonely soldiers in a foreign country probably worried shitless about being shot and never seeing soft sticky fishy smelling Natasha back home in Stalingrad, ever again.
WWTD?
What would Tyler do?
Fuck her brains out?
They are doing their part to win the war. STDs are weapons of mass destruction don't ya know.
Ask whether or not they have seen moose, and squirrel
Plus 10 - for Boris Badanov reference.
He fixes the cable?
Porn, bitches!
Come and keep your comrade warm...
didnt see your post. Ya beat me to it
So,Muslim hookers,eh?
Yikes
Hubba-hubba.
Ukraine girls really knock me out and leave the West behind.
I'll take the one on the right for a hundred, Alex.
100 get you both say Alexi
"this ain't life on base Smervoplast anymore...
Probably what they thought in all wars.
Where the hell is Boris? I'm missing his witty repartee...
Borscht. Pierogi. My mother in law.
What has four legs and fur.
Michelle Obama in Reggie Love's position?
Thought Police ALERT!!!
"It's f'kin goddam sexist, homophobic & raciss to assume they are nubile white females!" - Hillary
OK, Hill. If I may call you that as that woman singing about you in that lesbian YouTube election spot some years ago, Hill. So, Hill, should I assume then that they're some trannies from the SEC on Vacation looking for a good time?
Or extra income?
Or maybe even on a fuckt finding junket paid for by the American Taxpayers?
That's it, Hill.
They're trannies from the SEC.
You know, taxpayer funded twisted shit fuck movies which, when you were in DC, did nothing about.
Now, about that brain aneurism.
Yum yum.
Tranny midget porn.........??
Virst you vill brink me the plootonium...Then you vill brink me the head of KERMIT DE FROG !!
Make love not war.
USA long ago became a nation of Chewbacca's and Wally Mart fatties. You can tell a lot about a country's culture by looking at their women....
Come any closer and we blow you
knock, knock.
Hoe's there..
The most cruel propaganda we got in the west was that all the Russian girls were built like the female wrestlers we saw at the Olympics every four years. The walls fell and along came the internet. I will never forgive my government for such ruthless propaganda. Cruel....cruel indeed. I think I know why the Beatles sung about being back in the USSR.
Daydream
In cold weather, people love each other much more. What do you not understand about it, americans?
Hey guys, how come those weapons are pointing down?
Presenting the all new 2014 model Ukrainian bride!
"Whatsa matter boys, you never see blond beavers before?"
I'd love some "blonde" beaver pelt! Unfortunately< the BEAVER I always come across skinned---smooth...
Actually, the boys are stunned as the upper part of the pick shows the broads holding their blouses open before their chest waxings.
@ knukles aka Knuks,
I can't stop laughing!
OMG, those legs go all the way from their asses to the ground! The soldiers are awaiting the magic words: "Fukee, Sukee, 2 bukee"...
'Hey Osip, ya think they're KGB?'
'Nah, more like Mossad'.
The women in Montreal are hotter...
They would be the Ukraine chicks who had the good sense to get out while the getting was good, no?
Many canadians are escapees from early-mid 20th c. eastern Europe.
If socialism and fascism are so great, why were so many trying to run from it?
worlds most beautiful women, by city....my own experience:
1. Kaunas, Lithuania....shocking that such a small city could have so many stunning women.
2. Odessa, Ukraine....on par with Kaunas
3. Kiev, Ukraine
4. Riga, Latvia
5. St Petersburg, Russia
If you have young sons, make them learn Russian.....they'll be eternally grateful.
So, you've never been to Italy then?
How about Sweden?
different strokes for different folks.....
I also think Persian women are beautiful. Some Mexicans, Indians, and Japanese, too....I was in Hong Kong last year and saw more than one stunning Chinese girl....hard to imagine, but true....6 ft tall and smoking hot. I wish I thought Thai girls were hot....life would be so easy....cruise over to Thailand and live happily ever after.
sorry... Rio #1
Is no gun in my pocket. Is AK-74 assault rifle.
But yes, am happy to see you.
Women sold as sex slaves in Israel?
No, Turkey. There, the popular term for a hooker is a Natasha.
In the west we call sex slaves wives......... hahahahahahahhahhahhahha......... as if..... not even.
In the west if you want a woman to stop having sex just put a gold band on thier finger.... works every time though i think most are alergic to gold as it seems to make them blow up like a blowfish and get very very cranky..
we use wedding cake for birth control lol
Smiling while walking down the aisle?
She knows she just gave her last blowjob.
29% of Nobel winners. eat your drunken heart out
about 100% of organ traffickers.
But perhaps that's what you meant by eating hearts out.
Are you dating?
Anyway that's what the hookers in the U.S. ask potential Johns.
Serious consequences for joining the EU. Folks in the Urkarine look in the mirror and see Germans. Germans look at the Ukraine and see Greeks.
Arabs look in a Greek mirror and see a goat.
"Hi guys! My wife Buffy and I wanted to get a firsthand look at the whole "YouCrane" concept before we invested. So is it cloud-based, and is that building back there where the crane farm will be housed? We missed the Twitter and Facebook deals, so we want be in early on YouCrane. Are you guys programmers, or crane builders or something? Love the costumes! Will there be a cool commercial like Call of Duty or something? Maybe we could follow up the IPO with "BitCrane"! The name alone would be worth a 20 billion market cap!"
"We're hot chicks. First you give us the continuum transfunctioner, then we give you oral pleasure".
"You here to establish your position, boys?"
nope, just preparing an assault from the rear.
"and some cozy little footies on their mind..."
FZ - PO-JAMA People
Do the women really shave their backs there?
"Are those grenades in your pockets or are you just happy to see us?"
WOW! The Ukraine sure is a beautiful country!
As Boris would say, don't let long leg get u shot in, how u say, junk
WOW! The Ukraine sure is a beautiful country!
They're spies! Like us!
What I want to know is it really that cold that those soldiers need those masks? Or just too much a bunch of fucking cowards to be identified?
They wear'em here when it's a 100 degrees, probably just to get the cooling effect.
"You boys have girlfriend Crimea?"
"Me love you long time... me so horny"
the other russian port
Holodomor.
I would hit that with my full metal Johnson
Dance off!
Dick.
What does the typical Westerner think of when asked about Ukraine?
You what?
Hot chicks that are tired of Russian machismo men and just want to have fun... with Westerners.
What we have here, little furry sister, is a fine scale model of pure Gazprom pipeline, but it ain't too goddamn beau coup!
I say 'Nope, must be someone elses crane"
Oh! Excuse us commander Putin, we thought you were Western Pig Whores ... uhhh ... I mean infiltrators!
"You can annex my Crimea any time big boy.."
"Hey guys, do you know if there are any Russian soldiers around here interested in a good time?"