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Trip Down Memory Lane: The Full Ukraine Crisis Timeline

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For those who have been following every twist and turn of the Ukrainian political crisis ever since its start in November of last year, the following post is likely a recap of familiar facts and dates. For everyone else, or those who just wish to plug the occasional hole in their memory, here is a full timeline of events that led to the coup that replaced the elected president Yanukovich - despite the signing of an agreement memorandum which was endorsed by Europe and the West keeping him in power and calling for presidential elections - with an acting president who has been classified as illegitimate by Russia, in exchange for which, as well as for numerous other reasons, Moscow has completely occupied the Crimea and increasingly more cities in east Ukraine are telegraphing their alliance with Putin.

Via Reuters, and yes, this timeline too is biased to fit the "Western" narrative of events:

The crisis began in November when Ukraine's then president, Viktor Yanukovich, under Russian pressure, turned his back on a trade deal with the EU and accepted a $15 billion bailout from Moscow. That prompted three months of street protests, leading to the overthrow of Yanukovich on February 22.

Moscow denounced the events as an illegitimate coup and refused to recognize the new Ukrainian authorities. In late February, Russian troops seized the Crimean peninsula in a bloodless military takeover.

* Nov 21: Kiev suddenly announces suspension of trade and association talks with the EU and opts to revive economic ties with Moscow. Several hundred Ukrainians gather on the capital's central Independence Square to protest.

* Nov 22: Jailed opposition leader Yulia Tymoshenko urges Ukrainians to protest against the switch away from the EU.

* Nov 24: Some 100,000 people rally in Kiev against spurning the EU.

* Nov 25: Ukrainian police fire tear gas at demonstrators.

* Nov 29: At the EU summit in the Lithuanian capital Vilnius, Yanukovich fails to sign the association agreement.

* Nov 30: Riot police try to break up the Kiev demonstration by force. Protest turns against Yanukovich and his government.

* Dec 1: Some 350,000 people protest in Kiev and clash with police. Crowds turn Independence Square into a protest tent city. Opposition leaders call on Yanukovich to resign.

* Dec 4: Senior EU officials and ministers start visiting the protest square.

* Dec 6: Yanukovich holds previously unannounced talks in Sochi with Putin on "strategic partnership".

* Dec 8: Some 800,000 people rally in Kiev. A statue of Lenin is toppled.

* Dec 13: Yanukovich's first face-to-face talks with opposition bring no breakthrough in crisis.

* Dec 15: EU suspends talks with Ukraine on the pact. Some 200,000 people rally in Kiev.

* Dec 17: Yanukovich and Putin meet for second time since crisis began. Putin agrees to buy $15 billion of Ukrainian debt and to slash by a third the price of Russian gas supplies to Ukraine.

* Dec 18: Tens of thousands of protesters gather in Kiev, calling for Yanukovich to resign over bailout.

* Dec 20: About 100,000 take to square in central Kiev, opposition forms bloc called Maidan.

Dec 24: Ukraine receives first $3 billion tranche of Russian bailout.

* Jan 12: At least 50,000 protesters march in Kiev, reviving the movement after a Christmas and New Year lull.

* Jan 15: Ukraine court bans protests in central Kiev.

* Jan 17: Yanukovich signs new laws banning anti-government protests.

* Jan 19: Thousands protest in Kiev defying ban, some clashing with riot police.

* Jan 22: Three people die during protests and EU threatens action over handling of crisis. Talks between opposition and Yanukovich fail.

* Jan 23: Washington threatens sanctions if violence continues.

* Jan 26: Police clash with protesters in Kiev. Unrest spreads to traditionally pro-Yanukovich east. Yanukovich offers important government posts to opposition, who say they will press for more concessions, including early elections.

* Jan 27: Yanukovich and opposition agree to scrap some of the anti-protest laws. Protesters try to storm Kiev cultural centre.

* Jan 28: Ukrainian Prime Minister Mykola Azarov resigns. Deputies loyal to Yanukovich overturn anti-protest laws in a bid to restore calm.

* Jan 30: Yanukovich goes on sick leave, announcing that he is suffering from an acute respiratory ailment.

* Jan 31: Still on sick leave, Yanukovich signs into law a conditional amnesty for those detained in the unrest.

* Feb 2: Yanukovich returns to work after four days' sick leave, protesters fill Kiev's main square.

* Feb 7: Moscow accuses the United States of trying to foment a coup in Ukraine. Washington says Russia leaked a recording of U.S. diplomats discussing how to shape a new government in Kiev.

* Feb 9: Pressure on Yanukovich grows as protests against him continue and Russia links disbursement of next tranche of a $15 billion aid package to repayment of hefty gas bill.

* Feb 14: Russia accuses EU of seeking Ukraine "sphere of influence". Protesters released under amnesty but streets still tense.

* Feb 17: Russia boosts Yanukovich with $2 billion fresh cash injection to Ukraine.

* Feb 18: At least 14 people die as protesters clash with police in worst violence since demonstrations began.

* Feb 19: West threatens sanctions after death toll rises to 26. Yanukovich denounces bloodshed as an attempted coup.

* Feb 20: At least 39 die in clashes in Kiev. Foreign ministers of Germany, France and Poland meet with Yanukovich, extend stay to put a political roadmap to opposition leaders.

* Feb 21: Opposition leaders sign EU-mediated peace pact Yanukovich to end violence that killed at least 77 people.

* Feb 22: Ukraine's parliament votes to remove Yanukovich, who flees his Kiev office, denouncing what he says is a coup. His arch-rival Yulia Tymoshenko is released from jail.

* Feb 24: Fugitive Yanukovich indicted for "mass murder" over demonstrator deaths. Moscow says it will not deal with leaders of "armed mutiny" against Yanukovich.

* Feb 26: Ukraine names ministers for new government. Angry Russia puts 150,000 troops on high alert. Washington warns Moscow against military intervention.

* Feb 27: Armed men seize Crimea parliament, raise Russian flag. Kiev's new rulers warn Moscow to keep troops within its naval base on the peninsula. Hryvnia falls to record low.

* Feb 28: Armed men take control of two airports in Crimea, described by Ukrainian minister as invasion by Moscow's forces. Ousted Yanukovich surfaces in Russia after a week on the run.

* March 1: Putin wins parliamentary approval to invade Ukraine. In Kiev, new government warns of war, puts troops on high alert and appeals to NATO for help. White House warns Russia of economic, political isolation. Russian forces fan out in Crimea. Pro-Moscow demonstrations erupt across Ukraine's south and east in what Kiev calls an attempt to repeat Crimea scenario.

* March 2: Russian forces tighten grip on Crimea. Ukraine announces call-up of reserves. U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry condemns Russia for "incredible act of aggression", threatening "very serious repercussions".

* March 3: Markets open for first time since Kremlin announcement of right to invade. Russian share prices and ruble plummet.

* March 4: Putin announces end to war games in Western Russia, orders troops near frontier back to barracks. Ukraine says Russian navy has blocked strait between Crimea and Russia. Putin says military force in Ukraine would only be "last resort". Kerry in Kiev. U.S. official says Washington working on sanctions against Russia.

* March 5: Russia rebuffs calls to withdraw troops from Crimea, saying "self-defense" forces are not under its command. European Union pledges 11 billion euros in aid to Kiev.

* March 6: Crimea's pro-Russian leadership votes to join Russia and sets referendum for March 16, escalating crisis. U.S. President Barack Obama says referendum would violate international law and orders sanctions on those responsible for Moscow's military intervention in Ukraine.

EU leaders hold an emergency summit to try to find ways to pressure Russia to back down and accept mediation. Military monitors from the Organisation for Security and Cooperation in Europe barred from entering Crimea.

* March 7: After hour-long phone call with Obama, Putin says they are still far apart.

* March 8: Warning shots are fired to prevent an unarmed international military observer mission from entering Crimea. Russian forces become increasingly aggressive towards Ukrainian troops trapped in bases.


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Mon, 03/10/2014 - 16:37 | 4531927 motorollin
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Now we need to superimpose the S&P 500 chart on the same timeline.

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 16:45 | 4531951 -.-
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Natural gas futures too, please...

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 17:19 | 4532076 negative rates
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Are you scared yet Dorothy??

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 17:24 | 4532088 svayambhu108
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And there's always that someone who says that correlation is not causation.

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 20:38 | 4532833 The Alarmist
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To be correct here, correlation is not necessarily indicative of causation. Take that FWIW.

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 20:50 | 4532901 LMAOLORI
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I wonder who told them to play this card?

Ukraine may have to go nuclear, says Kiev lawmaker

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 16:39 | 4531935 J S Bach
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It's always about money and those who control/issue it.

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 16:43 | 4531947 ShrNfr
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Ya can't give away "free" unless you seize it from somebody else, you know. That is Obama's theme song.

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 18:15 | 4532324 blindman
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it is seized from the the thin air you know,
all of it from the thin air.
that is what it is and not so bad, but how and what
is the nature of the use of this magnificent
the distribution and obligation of the fraudulent
induction is then attributed to the ephemeral "everyman/slave"
in price discovery. the interest to be paid on the initial
fraudulent induction is like hanger steak for the meat eater,
his pound of flesh and human sacrifice ongoing in
the halls of cannibalistic ceremonial isolation.
what was that? "it is a cook book!" ...
soilent green, it "is people" !
anyway ...
so it goes.
Jackson Browne - For Everyman [Full Album] 1973
You're It - Alan Watts

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 16:42 | 4531942 MeMadMax
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Obama and EU: "Ukraine is OURS gawd damn it"

Putin: "Lol"

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 18:22 | 4532320 Urban Redneck
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Forget Krugman and his broken windows, but if the Truxtun were to have any "accident" in the Black Sea, I'd find a 3x long Russian MIC ETF (and one for Blohm & Voss and whoever sells Abramovich his SAMs to keep the Mossad/IDF drones at bay).

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 16:44 | 4531949 Son of Captain Nemo
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Like it or not.  The "dirty" little secret.

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 18:14 | 4532322 Rafferty
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Just going by observation it looks like America is indeed being destroyed, and the dollar is just one element in the destruction. All its institutions are under subversive attack.


But.......WHO?    And WHY?    The video does not make this clear, not even close to it.

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 16:45 | 4531954 CrashisOptimistic
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What is going to get tricky is these elections in the Kiev part of Ukraine will be what, May?  Recall that faction LOST last time, which is what put Yuv in power since 2010.

If Crimea votes to go with Russia, they probably won't be allowed to vote in May, which will guarantee a win by the Kiev leadership.  It would be like extracting NYC from NY for determination of its electoral votes.

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 16:46 | 4531958 agent default
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The real fun will start when Romania enters into some sort of defense pact with Ukraine.  That will drag NATO in it for sure.

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 17:01 | 4532012 Catequil
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Romania would wish to stay out of this in my opinion. There is nothing to gain in a defense pact with Ukraina right now and a lot to lose.

As we've seen with Lybia NATO doesn't need a stong case but rather an excuse to invade a country. And it might happen that it is not Romania to drag NATO, but NATO dragging Romania into the conflict.

And what I find most hypocritical is that NATO is supposed to be a pact for collective DEFENSE and we see examples that it has turned into a pact for collective AGGRESSION.

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 17:58 | 4532250 shovelhead
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We prefer the term 'pro-active defense' instead of aggression.

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 20:41 | 4532858 The Alarmist
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I think that should be "mutual pro-active defense" or "measures to ensure collective security of the members of the alliance." 

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 20:45 | 4532874 Crisismode
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We prefer to see Romania invade Ukraine.


Mon, 03/10/2014 - 19:33 | 4532589 vic and blood
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Great video, dogbreath. From a German perspective but in English! Apparently, some Germans don't care for the MSM garbage, either.

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 20:44 | 4532871 The Alarmist
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I dared to utter in a room full of Germans that the Ukranians appear to be the aggressors here, and they were unanimouse in agreement.  The average German does not see the same news reports that are broadcast in the US and UK, and there is no reliable indicator whether or not the news seen in the US and UK is a true reporting of what is actually happening on the scene.  Putin is no angel, but then again, neither are those who are comparing him to the devil. 

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 16:48 | 4531967 A Lunatic
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March 9: Obama threatens to go on another golf vacation if things continue to escalate......

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 20:46 | 4532882 The Alarmist
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The important thing is whether or not his handicap is improving ... golf handicap, that is ... not the governing handicap that is increasingly obvious.

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 21:29 | 4533053 Ifigenia
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if he insist on extending on those golf vacation, he would get a surprise in a week or two that his caddie boys are all disapear or sick with irradiation

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 16:48 | 4531969 blindman
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calling son of captain nemo ...
check this out.
09 MARCH 2014
Ukraine Gold Reserves Said To Be Put On Plane For Safekeeping in the US
Depiction on the Arch of Titus of the gold Menorah being
taken from the Temple to Rome after the sack of Jerusalem
" This is a story based on a report out of the Ukraine. Obviously I do not know yet if it is accurate. The information coming out of the Ukraine and Crimea should be sifted carefully, no matter what the source. "
comment: that was fast and first things first, eh?

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 18:03 | 4532276 vic and blood
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Yeah, there's room to stack it next to the German gold.

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 18:20 | 4532357 blindman
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or just send it straight to germany?

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 20:47 | 4532885 The Alarmist
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Wait a minute ... we actually let them hold their own gold?

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 16:57 | 4531991 Omen IV
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John "Huff and Puff" Kerry is on his last legs on this project

the economic sanctions are going nowhere in Berlin or London -no one is giving up their trade or financial relationships for Obama's latest  adventure

the unraveling in Syria was propelled by Cameron going to Parliament for approval and they said no  and Obama had to do the same with congress and got nowhere

the same is in motion today - London and satellites (Isle of Mann, Caymans, Turks and Caicos are not giving up market share, in fact the London share of money managment and financing will go up as NYC is seen as risky to whims of washington

they are undermining reserve currency status as well, by threatening each time with economic sanctions for these quarterly escapades - chinese are watching, south americans as well and elsewhere - dont put your money in USA is the obama message or we will take it from you

go london go zurich go frankfort, singapore, HK!


Mon, 03/10/2014 - 20:19 | 4532751 Ifigenia
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Sanction Berlin and London too for their lack of democracy solidariety.

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 16:55 | 4531992 SmackDaddy
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Crimea river.

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 17:15 | 4532058 blindman
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Julie London - Cry Me A River (subtitulado español castellano)
crazy huh, it is all there right in the face.

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 16:57 | 4531995 Yoki
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Let me finish this time line for you


-) America makes more threats, freezes some assets

-) Crimera goes through referendum, a new country is recoginzed by Russia, not West

-) Krimera uses pipline deal to try to boost its recognition,

-) Krimera "evolves" to a country by selling out Ruskies

Now, where is my drink?

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 20:48 | 4532892 The Alarmist
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It's in the pipeline.

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 16:59 | 4532003 Flying Wombat
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Russia Threatens US Dollar Destruction If Sanctions Are Imposed

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 17:04 | 4532019 ebworthen
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"* Feb 20:...Foreign ministers of Germany, France and Poland meet with Yanukovich, extend stay to put a political roadmap to opposition leaders.

* Feb 21: Opposition leaders sign EU-mediated peace pact Yanukovich to end violence that killed at least 77 people.

* Feb 22: Ukraine's parliament votes to remove Yanukovich, who flees his Kiev office, denouncing what he says is a coup. His arch-rival Yulia Tymoshenko is released from jail."

A coup d'etat by any other name.

Certainly not a rose.

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 17:29 | 4532106 Ifigenia
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This is a copy and paste modus operandi in Honduras and Uruguay.

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 18:01 | 4532265 ebworthen
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A coup d'etat by any other name.

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 22:52 | 4533037 GoinFawr
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Wait, so all Ukrainian members of parliament are unelected neofascists?

  'a vote of no-confidence by any other name...' 

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 17:08 | 4532035 Johnny Cocknballs
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Timeline leaves out Putin's efforts to negotiate some sort of via media which would have allowed Ukraine to sign certain agreements with the EU as well as with Russia.  Russia wants most of all no NATO bases in Ukraine.

It was the EU which flatly refused to discuss this. NATO and IMF/BIS expansion is and has been the "aggressor" and efforts to blame Putin are not only hypocritical they are incoherent.  

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 17:35 | 4532139 Kirk2NCC1701
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Ukraine is KEY to moving NATO's Missile Defense Shield further east -- to the point where they can (theoretically) intercept Russia's ICBMs in time.

This would end 'MAD' (Mutual Assured Destruction), by either launching a Nuclear Frist Strike (NFS) and pretending they reacted to a Russian NFS, or forcing the Russians to do so -- a la Japan and Pearl Harbor.

The SALT Treaty (with its reduced number of nukes) makes the job of the Shield easier, as there are fewer to intercept and reduces the risk of having "too many" getting through.

Russia has NO choice but to front-run this act of US's/NATO's encroachment.

And, in spite of all the attempts and pretenses by both sides, Russia and China know (or should know) that what they really have to stop, if they want to stop NATO's relentless eastward expansion, is to... "Stop the Dollar":  They must join forces and dethrone the USD as the GRC (Global Reserve Currency).  An excellent place to start, if the US does not relent, is to roll out a "GAS FOR GOLD" program to the EU, which will quickly bring a return of the "Cash for Gold" program -- this time in the EU.

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 18:00 | 4532264 Johnny Cocknballs
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Good stuff.

My understanding is a lot of the rentry vehicles are no longer ballistic, making hitting them significantly more difficult, and near impossible with anti-missiles designed for ICBMs.  There are also the subs and backpack tactical nukes.  I don't know much about this stuff off hand, though.  I did used to build model rockets as a kid, some fairly complicated, but apparently now the engines I once used are banned because of The Qaeda.


Anyway, point it, NATO may well be expanding and risking war in a way that makes diminished sense.  I think, and perhaps you agree, that behind NATO is the simple desire to expand the orbit of the IMF and BIS and the large banks and banking dynasties generally.  That is, I wonder how much differently this would really play out even if the missile shield issue was somehow resolved.

I don't know, but I generally blame international, private banking, central banking in particular, as the Prime Mover - ahead even of "Zionism" or "The Grand Chessboard"... or even the MIC/MISC - which despite all its great power, does not have the power to issue currency.


At the end of the day, the ability to issue currency is the basic civic power from which most other power, internationally, truly flows.



Mon, 03/10/2014 - 18:22 | 4532365 Karl von Bahnhof
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Unfortunatelly the first phase - from launch to orbit - is the most vulnerable part.

And that so called anti- missiles can be loaded with mini nukes and used for (search for it) global prompt strike.

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 20:35 | 4532812 Johnny Cocknballs
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Thanks Karl, I have some reading up to do. Kirk is definitely right about the missile shield being a huge part of it, and it's something that I have never really learned much about. So again, I just wonder how much the missile shield worries actually make sense in the changing ballistic/prompt strike environment. 

My sense is it still definitely has some value, but I think Ivan and China have had some time to read the tea leaves and have hedged accordingly. {i.e. stealth subs, "space planes" and smuggled tacticals.  I suspect Israel has snuck tactical nukes into other countries, in fact.  The US may have done so.  Russia may have. 

Yeah, just speculation. Of course.

Crimea isn't needed for anti-missile purposes though, right?  And come what may, Ivan is not going to let the EU/NATO occupy it, and NATO is not going to go hot over Crimea either, so much of this may be show. 

One has the sense that NATO and the EU is run by a bunch of college kids with a bottle of whiskey and the car keys.

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 18:22 | 4532366 Rafferty
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Excellent anaysis.  IOW the polar opposite of what you get in the MSM.

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 18:27 | 4532385 vic and blood
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Good analysis, Kirk. I think you and Johnny have this one figured out. Putin is a Cool Hand Luke but Russia is actually fighting for her life. Let me use the now stale chess analogy. Putin is a master, but so are Obama's handlers. Putin is down his queen. He has no delusions of winning the match, he seeks a stalemate(status quo). His opponent(s) are pressing their material advantage. Putin must be prepared to launch a first strike before NATO gets their missiles into East Ukraine. 

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 20:34 | 4532808 Ifigenia
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the ruskies are worse than their fathers the soviets. Why couldnt they live like us, serfs of the empire, and happily read  our msm, indebt as we do and dream the American dream? This freedom that they are fighting for themselves are the roots of this tension. 

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 17:18 | 4532061 ebworthen
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dupe (DOH!)

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 17:26 | 4532097 blindman
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it seems the fraudulent induction of debt as money
has become the sin qua non lever concerning human
motivation. there is great doom in that paradigm,
the laughing nightmare continues.

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 17:30 | 4532105 goldhedge
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On a side note:

BBC PANORAMA programme on tv about the lead up to the current crisis in the Ukraine was PROPAGANDA at its finest.

Paul Kenyan you are a sloppy journalist and a stooge. 

No one should believe in your other "investigations" now.

I cannot believe the British ppl have to pay for this shit.


Mon, 03/10/2014 - 18:34 | 4532403 Rafferty
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The BBC has gone from being probably the world's finest news source when it really was the British Broadcasting Corp.  Now it's one of the worst, a lousy propagana machine, financed - most unwillingly - by the British taxpayer.


What's changed?  Well The Tribe  now run it from top to bottom and have at every level of programming replaced White British males, the people who made the BBC great -  by 'diversteeee'.  Africans, Asians, faggots, bi-genders and of course Tribespeople by the dozen. 


Chalk one more up for the Long March Through The Institutions.


It is British in name only.


Mon, 03/10/2014 - 18:52 | 4532468 Karl von Bahnhof
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Because it is Khazarian war against Christian Russia (as it was before against Christian America)

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 20:38 | 4532841 Ifigenia
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the chosen one naturally could choose who they want to run BBC

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 17:29 | 4532108 yogibear
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Wall STreet and the IMF tried to install their own technocrats and the Russians wouldn't play along.

The Ruskies and soon the Chinese point to their nukes when it comes to being played for fools.

Putin is a smarter man then those Harvard MBAa.

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 17:31 | 4532121 Debugas
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Russia will take Crimea and let the EU to bail out the rest of Ukrain


Mon, 03/10/2014 - 17:33 | 4532132 NOTaREALmerican
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* Mar 16 NCAA basketball playoffs begin 

* Mar 17 Percentage of Mericans who care about Ukraine drops to 10%

* Apr 14  NBA playoffs begin

* Apr 15  Percentage of Mericans who care about Ukraine dropts to .1%

* Apr 17 Mericans surprised US at war with Russia, but understand that only by shopping more can Mericans support the troops in spread freedum-n-democracy in the Ukraine.

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 17:39 | 4532160 Kirk2NCC1701
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March Madness.

Beware the Ides of March.

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 17:47 | 4532214 goldhedge
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 See the retarded sheep believe the western media is free from any government interference and is the pillar of truth.



Mon, 03/10/2014 - 18:37 | 4532424 Rafferty
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Depressing.  That attitude is what our enemies rely on.

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 20:44 | 4532869 Ifigenia
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"the retarded sheep believe the western media is free from any government interference and is the pillar of truth."

They are right, because both the government and the media are controlled by the chosen people.

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 18:04 | 4532218 rwe2late
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Full Transcript of 3-4-2014 Press Conference with Putin regarding Ukraine situation


(the allowed pointed questioning by reporters contrasts sharply

with the mealy-mouthed limited questioning by selected  vetted reporters of the "free world" at US president press 'conferences')

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 20:47 | 4532888 Ifigenia
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One thing that has intrigued me a lot is Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was interview by CNN, Blomberg and even Fox New, but i never seen Obama, Hilary or Kerry interviewed by and iranian media, why?

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 17:50 | 4532224 lesterbegood
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Ukrainian gold reserves loaded on an unidentified transport aircraft in Kiev’s Borispol airport and flown to Uncle Sam’s vault

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 18:03 | 4532273 Tracerfan
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Ukraine has already been looted by the U.S.

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 18:00 | 4532263 fijisailor
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Did Ukraine Just Airlift Its Entire Gold Hoard To The U.S. Fed?

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 18:13 | 4532316 goldhedge
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I hope the Ukrainian gov got a receipt for it.  NOT THAT IT WILL HELP IN GETTING THE GOLD BACK.LOL

UKR GOV GO ASK Germany how it worked for them.

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 18:04 | 4532280 fiftybagger
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Seems to be missing from your timeline ;-)


* Dec 11: U.S. Assistant Secretary of State Victoria Nuland visited Independence Square in the Ukrainian capital Kiev


Silver For The People

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 20:49 | 4532896 Ifigenia
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organizing a gangbang?

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 18:19 | 4532283 earleflorida
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"Turkey walking a tightrope over Crimea"     3/10/14   by  Dorian Jones

Summary:   Turkey relies on over 50+/+pc of it's natgas (oil?) from Russia. Turkish foreign investments in Russia are est. at $9bn (2012). The export market for Turkey (6th largest) to Russia was est. at $7.2bn (2013). Ps. The 1936 Montreaux treaty, makes Turkey the official gatekeeper for shipping lanes in and out of the Black sea, into the Mediterranean, which btw, also limits the 'weight' of warships in and out of  littoral legitimate port-o-calls. (No USSA Aircraft carriers, period!!!)   

"Yesterday Stalin, today Putin"              3/10/14  by  Glenn Kates   

summary: Tatar's-- Crimean (Turkish)`Tatar's  and Ukrainian Tatar's ... a very unpleasant past, remembered vividly! ie Stalin accusing the Tatar's of collaborating with Nazi Germany and the 'trail of tears' forced exile? 

"Moar sitcom than CENTCOM (Central Command"    3/10/14     by Spengler           

summary:  russian (pretty hard to increase a population when everybody is gay?)          demographics v. ussa (free citizenship to all hispanic/ mexican's) demographics? u b da jug`e...

thankyou Tyler

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 18:52 | 4532466 Rafferty
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"America is the only nation capable of altruism"


I loved that bit!

Tue, 03/11/2014 - 15:02 | 4535259 earleflorida
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made me laugh too,... but i post all, you decide.

u b da jud`g


Mon, 03/10/2014 - 18:19 | 4532347 Karl von Bahnhof
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Russians, please fire the rockets. The life is quite unbearable, when one company can trade 3 years without a day loss.

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 20:52 | 4532910 Ifigenia
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a peaceful sin. I could not imagine that the sheeps could smell coffe and see the thruth. It would be blodbath in USA and EU

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 18:50 | 4532462 Iam Yue2
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Crimea is gone. Time to move on.

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 18:56 | 4532488 Karl von Bahnhof
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It is clear deal. Russia will get Crimea. Europe will get Chernobyl and the ukrainian gas bill.

Murica will have the gold and dollarum few months extra to ensure Antichrist rule over the world.

Dollarum delenda est!

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 18:58 | 4532492 LeftyGoldblatt
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from the book: Death or Glory - The Legacy of the Crimean War, by Robert B. Edgerton

As soon as the Crimean War broke out, the legendary American
colonel Sam Colt traveled to Moscow to sell his "Colt" revolvers
and rifles;  he  was followed by other arms merchants. Fifteen Ameri-
can mechanics also arrived to help with Russian railroad develop-
ment. The U.S. minister to Russia, Thomas Seymour, such an ad-
mirer of Tsar Nicholas I that he declared him to be "perfectly irre-
sistible," openly championed the Russian causee' Others seemed to
agree. Thirty American surgeons (twenty of whom had been trained
in Paris) volunteered to  go  to Sevastopol, where they were welcomed
enthusiastically; half of them would die of disease before the war
ended. Three hundred Kentucky riflemen actually asked U.S. govern-
ment permission to fight for Russia in the Crimea, but despite Sey-
mour's urgings, permission was not granted. Russia expressed its
gratitude in many ways, including approval of the annexation of
Hawaii by the United States and support for the Union during the
American Civil War. Perhaps most important, Russia first leased,
then later sold, Alaska to the United States rather than risk its
seizure  by  Britain.'-

Tue, 03/11/2014 - 00:49 | 4533453 Mediocritas
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Here are some other points to consider in the timeline of events:

The 2008 financial crisis weakened connections between the EU and the Eastern reaches. As the EU retreated to deal with domestic economic, political and social issues, Eastern nations suffered disproportionately.

Russia, under Putin's command, became intent on repairing the damage caused by Yeltsin's "Wild-West Sellout", implementing a program of protectionism that severed leaky financial conduits to the west, (via selective targeting of oligarchs), renegotiated lop-sided contracts, and successfully punished tax avoiders (Russian style, which ain't pretty). A strengthening Russia saw an opportunity in Eastern Europe and stepped into the space with bailouts, energy discounts and trade deals that the EU would prove unwilling or unable to match.

Faced with insurmountable economic problems, Ukraine initially approached the EU for help (even under Russia-friendly Yanukovych). The EU offered less than EUR 1B (0.6) with a bunch of awful strings attached (such as austerity measures that included a 50% cut in pensions). A poison pill in other words. Conversely, Russia offered EUR 15B with a 30% reduction in gas prices. Although Yanukovych is no genius, he made the obvious choice and took the Russian deal, even though Ukraine did actually implement some of the reforms asked for by Brussels. Out-done, the EU subsequently sweetened its deal to EUR 11B but it was too late, not that it has the money anyway: 

Putin's dream is to establish an EEU to rival the EU. The Eurasian Economic Union is intended to replace the Customs Union and its first members would be Russia, Belarus, Kazakhstan and Ukraine (possibly also Kyrgyzstan). Turkey (a direct affront to the EU) and India are considered as possible future members. The intended launch is 2015:

So an EU run by Western oligarchs and an EEU run by Eastern oligarchs (and some Global oligarchs with a foot in both camps). The only significant difference between the two is that the EEU oligarchs are far less subtle in their craft than their EU counterparts. Some unsophisticated examples in the timeline include:

- poisoning of Yushschenko:
- imprisonment of Tymoshenko:
- selective interference with business activity conducted by unfavored oligarchs: [warning: Forbes propaganda alert]

[Note: there is no "right" side, no "good guy". Both the EU and the EEU are run by assholes and it's the little people who pay for it, on both sides of the divide. Although, people in the East may be better off (economically) under the EEU than the EU].

What happened in Ukraine leading up to the current crisis is almost a carbon-copy of what happened in Armenia. A generally pro-EU government found itself in economic trouble, sidled up to the EU, got offered a truly shitty deal (pretty much the same deal offered to Ukraine), received a much better deal from Russia, and took the obvious option, much to the EU's surprise:

Again, the script for Ukraine had already been played in Belarus, "the last dictatorship in Europe", but with a more definitive result: harsh suppression of protesters by security forces (compare to the restraint of Ukraine's police):

Even Russia itself had a moment of resistance, given "help" to fade away, Russian style:

Having lost Armenia and Belarus to Putin, and getting nowhere in Russia, agents affiliated with Western oligarchs learned their lessons and pushed for more violence by protesters in Ukraine, and for Western media to demonize Ukraine's government and security forces. I don't need to post links here, you've all seen the reports. This led them into an alliance with neo-nazi elements and the risk of creating a new fascist state; the last thing anyone needs.

Finally, including the USA in this narrative: unless you've been asleep for the past 50 years you know that the US aims for unchallenged military dominance and cannot subsequently tolerate the formation of the EEU. Via NATO, the USA vehemently opposes the EEU and is frustrated by the EU's inability to take action. Conversely, Putin's EEU considers NATO a hostile element and requires members to prohibit NATO assets being installed. Ukraine already went ahead and waved the red cloth in front of the bull and the rest is history:

China and India are outsiders, but would prefer to side with the EEU at this moment, pitting them against America in the process. Japan just keeps imploding in its own corner and is only relevant to America as a base of operations for launching assaults in the far East.

Nothing new to see here. Just the same old Grand Games of Empire being played. It's only the blood of us peasants that ends up being spilled.

Tue, 03/11/2014 - 12:14 | 4534541 Ocean22
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Great post. Thanks.

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