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John McCain Is Going To Ukraine

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Three weeks ago, John Kerry came, saw, and launched a blitz-diplomatic campaign which promptly resulted in, well, Russia annexing Crimea.

Now it is the turn of that other foreign policy titan, neo-con John McCain, to complete Kerry's job and finally launch the GDP-boosting World War III. He may have the chance to do that as soon as Thursday, when he, along with other senators, is slated to travel to Ukraine to "show support for the government there." Or, said otherwise, to show support for the government that is in power thanks to an illegitimate and deadly coup that took place just over two weeks ago, despite the formal signing of a memorandum, endorsed by all Western powers, that stipulated a peaceful transition as well as presidential elections in the coming months. When presented like that, one almost thinks back to the roaring success that was the US endorsement of the Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood regime (where the US too had zero involvement, repeat zero involvement) that also took over following a violent coup. As well as the largely predictable countercoup that overthrew said regime.

The Hill explains:

The meeting comes ahead of a planned referendum in Crimea on Sunday to secede from Ukraine and join Russia — something the U.S. has said would violate the country’s constitution.

 

McCain's office said the group would be meeting with members of the interim government and other stakeholders Thursday through Sunday.

 

The delegation will be made up of a group of eight senators from both parties. Aside from McCain, those traveling to Ukraine are Sens. Dick Durbin (D-Ill.), John Barrasso (R-Wyo.), John Hoeven (R-N.D.), Ron Johnson (R-Wis.), Chris Murphy (D-Conn.), Jeff Flake (R-Ariz.) and Sheldon Whitehouse (D-R.I.).

 

McCain and Murphy also visited the country in December as protests flared in Ukraine. In February, President Viktor Yanukovych fled the country and Russian troops invaded the Crimea peninsula.

Curious for more? Don't be. Not even McCain's office knows much:

McCain’s office said it did not have specifics on the agenda when asked which parts of the country the delegation would be visiting.

It is of course possible the McCain simply doesn't know where Ukraine is to begin with, but all that does matter is to show support for the US military industrial complex, and to show solidarity with US allies in Europe who after last year's botched attempt to get Qatar nat gas, will get some resource self reliance damn it, even if it means killing millions of innocent Ukrainians on both sides of the soon to be east-west split border.

And just in case McCain isn't senile enough to provoke the start of another world war, moments ago the Senate Foreign Relations Committee did its best to further antagonize Russia when it approved legislation granting aid to Ukraine and authorizing sanctions on Russia in a 14-3 vote. Four Republicans voted for the bill despite International Monetary Reform provisions opposed by some conservatives. Sen. Bob Corker (R-Tenn.), the panel's ranking member, and Sens. John McCain (R-Ariz.), Jeff Flake (R-Ariz.) and Ron Johnson (R-Wis.) joined the panel's Democrats in backing the bill.  “I believe we are at a defining moment right now,” said Corker, who negotiated the final draft. “Our friends and allies in the region are watching.”

Sadly, like everything else in Congress, this vote too was just for show, especially since it would involve actual work to enact it into law:

It will be difficult, however, for Congress to complete its work on the bill before lawmakers leave for a recess on Friday.

 

Legislation passed by the House does not include the IMF provisions, and the pace of action in the Senate will be slowed if conservatives, as expected, refuse to agree to move the bill forward by unanimous consent.

 

That means there would be no action by Congress on aid to Ukraine before Sunday, when a referendum in Crimea will be held on whether that region should divorce Ukraine for Russia.

By then Crimea will be officially a part of Russia, at which point our best wishes to Congress in legislating away just how Putin should promptly hand over the keys to what he quickly annexed without making more than a couple public statements and in the process once again made the US foreign policy wizards look like the proverbial pigeon playing chess.

 

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Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:14 | 4540585 Joebloinvestor
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What a FUCKHEAD.

Hey John!

You want to do something that "matters", go after the IRS with the same zeal you went after the Air Farce.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:16 | 4540589 CH1
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Please god, don't let this madman come back.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:17 | 4540601 JoeSexPack
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Never thought I'd root for N Vietnam.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:22 | 4540618 Looney
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One of McCunt's aids should slip a roofie to that degenerate and safe us all from WWIII...  ;-)

Looney

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:25 | 4540634 Jurassic
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Maybe he could make a stop in Lybia, to see what last revolution brought there..

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:27 | 4540642 Scarlett
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Have a safe travel, Archduch McCain!

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:28 | 4540645 aminorex
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whenever this guy shows up, the government gets toppled

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:32 | 4540657 Looney
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A search party looking for the lost Malaysian plane in the jungles of Vietnam has just found an old American dude claiming to be THE REAL John McCain. Who the fuck has been representing Arizona all these years then?  ;-)

Looney

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:04 | 4540779 bania
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First, he's got to find it.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:13 | 4540823 The Alarmist
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Maybe we'll get lucky and Vlad will decide to do a real-life remake one of those old Chuck Norris "Missing in Action" movies, with Johnny reprising the lead role, except we don't need to do any of the escape scenes after he gets recaptured.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 20:57 | 4541189 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Bon Voyage, Grandpa Traitor!

Don't come back.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 21:36 | 4541302 MontgomeryScott
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I hear that Malaysia Airlines is going to need a few volunteers to try to help re-create the flightpath of MH370. Since John 'Songbird' McCain is a jet pilot, it is only fitting that he and the ENTIRE DELEGATION help in this international humanitarian aid effort to solve this mystery. Should they fail, and make it to Bejing, the only request I have is that the Chinese revoke their passports.

FUCK JOHN MCCAIN!

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 22:30 | 4541488 wee-weed up
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What an irrelevant old Rumpleforeskin!

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:59 | 4540754 ebworthen
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McCain may as well visit Hanoi, since all that sacrifice only brought about cheap manufacturing for Nike - and the U.S. selling out its population to China.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:34 | 4540667 john39
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his mission is to set up operations on the border of Crimea for the liver eater cult to infiltrate and do what they do best...

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:44 | 4540950 TheReplacement
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If they were smart imperialists they would position assests in the Med (no closer) to make a show of standing up to Putin.  If Putin moves on Ukraine then send the assets to Syria and take it.  Then they would have the pipeline they seem to want.  Ukraine can be bypassed so it isn't crucial like Syria, no? 

Of course there may not be a Europe to send the gas to if Putin does not stop at Ukraine.  What would he possibly trip on before reaching Germany?

 

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 20:12 | 4541031 disabledvet
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One US destroyer is more than enough.

"They need to work on the propaganda too."
That would be the Russians.

Again, I respect the right to "Kiev Rus" on the part of Mother Russia here...but there are protocols involved. Any appraisal of "Counter-attack Paranoia" should best be done by taking into account at least the idea of these protocols...let alone that that they do in fact exist. (I can give a VERY long list here...none of which have been articulated by anyone as of yet--interestingly-I might add...but one is for example "proportionality." Another is..by not wearing uniforms...you could be labelled a terrorist and Russia could be labelled a State Sponsor of terrorism.) I'm sure the West is well proviso'ed for responding "via bureau-bot" as in theory at least everything so far being done relative to Ukraine is covered under the USA Patriot Act.

Just "keepin' it real" as they say.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 03:57 | 4542046 Cap Matifou
Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:15 | 4540838 tony wilson
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you kiddin that place is dangerous full of depleted uranium mcain is already on 3 child blood tranfusions a month.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:51 | 4540970 TheReplacement
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No.  Send him to Russia.  They need a revolution just as bad as every western country does.  If only one country has a revolution it becomes a victim.  If all countries have revolutions then they won't have to worry about that, for a few days.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 21:04 | 4541211 TheFourthStooge-ing
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The comment of this guy is so detached from reality I doubt Ukrainian Junta Citizenism citizens will even bother about bringing that disconnection up. Would ruin their money making session.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 04:11 | 4542059 Cap Matifou
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World-wide revolution is the idea the useful idiots cling upon since over 200 years. From the 1953 California State Senate Report:

"Communism is synonymous with world revolution and seeks the destruction of all nations, the abolition of patriotism, religion, marriage, family, private property and all political and civil liberties, concerned with the establishment of a worldwide dictatorship of the so called proletariat, which is, in fact, an autocratic self-constituted dictatorship by a small group of self-perpetuating revolutionaries."

http://bit.ly/1kNY9L0

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:29 | 4540646 john39
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what about his gay gimp friend, lindsay graham... not going along on this trip?  i thought team zato always sent these clowns together.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:41 | 4540689 Pure Evil
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O'buthole couldn't bear to be without his Charleston Huckleberry.

From Urban Dictionary:

Huckleberry:

A gay cracker who provides sexual relief for straight brothers when their women arent around. Similar to 'strawberry' but without the drugs, and given by faggots. - "I need to bus a nut b, but my girl aint around."
- "well Ramone got that huckleberry who pays to suck his dick - u can use him AND get some readies."
Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:17 | 4540852 tony wilson
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who is ramone huckleberry?

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 21:09 | 4541225 TheFourthStooge-ing
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.

who is ramone huckleberry?

That would be Lily Graham.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 21:42 | 4541318 MontgomeryScott
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Other examples:

Barney Frank

Rudy Giuliani

Larry Craig

Obama's 'Choom Gang'

ANY attendee of 'Bohemian Grove'

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 21:29 | 4541277 Creeps
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I have an uncle who is a senator, whom I never hear about in the news.  But these two turds are always blobbing up, stinking up anything they are attached to.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 21:50 | 4541335 MontgomeryScott
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Obama and McCain walk in to a gay bar one night...

McCain: "Wow, it's crowded in here! Where should we sit?"

Obama: "Look, there's a couple of stools by the bar, let's sit there."

McCain walks over, but the stool is too far away from the bar. "This doesn't look very comfortable, Barry."

Obama: "It'll be fine." Obama walks behind him. "Here, let me push up your stool..."

 

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:42 | 4540702 unrulian
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Hopefully, their flightpath is accross the Malaysian triangle  

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:18 | 4540604 DaddyO
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Since when is a US Senator the appointed designee for whirled peas.

This guy has jumped the shark and needs to be retired by the voters of AZ.

DaddyO

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:24 | 4540628 Winston Churchill
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I'm hoping Kiev has a very extended stay Hilton.

The Vietnamese should have kept the fool, and saveed the world from Mcstain.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:14 | 4540828 Conax
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They knew what they were doing..

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:32 | 4540910 fleur de lis
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You bet. They knew he was a good for nothing wrecking ball so they sent him back to America to do their dirty work. How right they were.  

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:22 | 4540876 The Alarmist
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Nah, Mr. Charlie reprogrammed him and sent him home to take the USA down from inside.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 21:03 | 4541209 WillyGroper
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WC, your killin me!

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:24 | 4540630 NotApplicable
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He lives in a state filled with senile retirees, so I wouldn't hold out much hope.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 22:04 | 4541382 MontgomeryScott
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I didn't know McFuckstain was from the Hamptons... err, wait, I mean Florida... what part of The Hamptons, Florida is Arizona in, anyway? I mean, I took geography in skool and all... Is there a street named 'K' there? I heard that this street goes all the way to Chicago! Hu'ked on Fonics Werked Fur MEE!

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:53 | 4540741 williambanzai7
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Hmm, I wonder if this trip will lend itself to creative opportunities....

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:14 | 4540830 ronron
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he's short Mcnazi.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:22 | 4540871 TahoeBilly2012
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Jews and Nazi's teaming up to go after Othodox Russians...what could go wrong? BTW, we need Japan, the Chinese and Persians in this to make this a real fair fight. Hollywood has never even come close to this plot, maybe Blazing Saddles was kinda getting there...

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 21:54 | 4541363 MontgomeryScott
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The Evergreen Aviation charter is circling the skies on the border of Ukraine right now. The pilot, Slim Pickens, gets on the intercom, and announces:

'SHIT! God damn it! One of you is gonna have to go back and get a SHITLOAD of dimes!"

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 07:42 | 4542215 Independent
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All Russia has to do is resume atmospheric testing of nuclear weapons and the Euros will quickly fold with their sanctions.
Or how about a nuclear detonation on a Volcano in Kamchatka, or maybe two or three volcanoes, the Russians have 80 active volcanoes there. All that plume and dust goes east and blocks the sun as it sits up in the atmosphere, can do a lot of hurt to the whole world. IF Russia is to feel pain the whole world will feel it also. And the cooooold weather that will come where will the EUROS get oil and gas for severe winters?
The Euros and USA went in Russia's back yard with a stick looking for trouble poking the sleeping bear. Be careful with these dumb games, Russia is not Libya. Russia has been playing very nice but USA broke its promises of not extending Nato to Baltic republics and Eastern Europe. Stop poking the Bear or there will be a lot of hurt to go around. These politicians are imbeciles playing with the fate of the world, leave well enough alone you fools. With all that volcano dust up in the atmosphere for months you can say goodbye to any air traffic and McCains airplane neonazi dual citizen funded diplomacy. How will USA fly out of Afghanistan then, how will all the big shots feel like when they cant fly around to Kiev and hand out their cookies.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:24 | 4540885 DaddyO
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Excellent depiction of Heir McStainfeld...

DaddyO

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 22:12 | 4541413 MontgomeryScott
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AHH...

He's had many wives, including Pelosi and Fin-shtein, but Johnny Boi knows who the MAC-DADDY is! The 'head negro in the project' (and his white wife, Valerie Jarrett) keep Johnny in check. He just wants some NEW meat for the tuckus, and he remembers that the name 'VLAD' is associated with IMPALING, in his befuddled, twisted, and wholly corrupted mind and body.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:35 | 4540674 fxrxexexdxoxmx
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I do not support Putins use of combat forces in the Ukraine but I honestly hope a Russian soldier kills this motherfucker.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 21:19 | 4541254 TheFourthStooge-ing
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The Russians aren't stupid. Grandpa Traitor is like sand in the crankcase of an engine. He ruins everything he touches. Best to leave him be so he can continue his destruction of the US from the inside.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 23:13 | 4541625 MontgomeryScott
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RE: familial ties (NEPOTISM):

One night in 1957, during his junior year at the U.S. Naval Academy, John Sidney McCain III found himself in trouble, an incident that destined him for yet another tense discussion with his frustrated father. While on liberty, he and a couple of classmates had gotten into an argument at a Washington park with a group of guys from nearby Georgetown University who'd tried crashing an impromptu party that McCain and his friends were having with a few girls. An exchange of insults escalated to pugnacious challenges, then shoves, with McCain in the center of the confrontation. One participant remembers the dispute as bloodless, a simple case of testosterone briefly running amok among rival alpha males.

But a witness had called authorities. Hearing that some of the young men appeared to be in the distinctive dress blues of midshipmen, the authorities notified the Navy's Shore Patrol, whose duties included rounding up midshipmen misbehaving away from campus. Detaining McCain and his buddies, the Shore Patrol contacted McCain's father, a naval officer who, living in Washington with McCain's mother, was rousted from bed to pick up his son and at least one other midshipman involved in the incident.

Arriving in uniform, with his trademark cigar in his mouth, Jack McCain came to get the boys and drove home. Midshipman Walt Ryan sat sheepishly in the back seat, staring at silent father and son for a few moments. "It was 2 in the morning or so, and it seemed like John's father had been sleeping before it happened," he said. "He got to the point pretty quickly after we got moving."

"Gentlemen, this will not happen again," Capt. McCain said.

"Yes, sir," his son responded.

"Captain McCain was upset, but he didn't go on talking about it very long," Ryan remembers. "He wanted to get home. He just said, 'No more of that.' The important thing was that we not jeopardize anything for ourselves."

..WE NOT JEOPARDIZE ANYTHING FOR OURSELVES...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/08/30/AR2008083001786_pf.html

Me. Me. Me. Mine. Mine. Mine.

As Johnny-boi sits in the  backseat of Daddy's car, back in '57, sucking his man-child thumb, his Daddy bails him out (along with his friends, who are, naturally, 'important to him', according to his Mommy) once again, for being a snot-nosed little self-important PRICK. Daddy, of course, may not be entirely to blame (of COURSE he is! He was supposed to be the MAN, but his WIFE told him how to raise the boi, didn't she? DIDN'T SHE?).

Did I miss anything here?

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 08:42 | 4542354 GMadScientist
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And what's the take-away for Johnny from this incident?

"My dad can get me out of trouble. I'm invincible! I think I'll go 'accidentally' kill some of my Navy shipmates with my incompetence and have him cover that up too" Shitstain III

 

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 22:44 | 4541465 MontgomeryScott
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I disagree vehemently.

He should be arrested, brought up on charges, held without bail, tried for his high crimes and misdemeanors, found guilty on all counts...

And, THEN, some Russan soldier (along with a whole lot of American ones) should be trotted out and ORDERED to shoot this motherfucker until his life is terminated.

He should be allowed to fully experience the hell that he is making for humanity, and be made to see that he is gulty on all counts. Sweating bullets in his cell, as his big black roommate sexually abuses him repeatedly, he should begin the experience that he has earned by his actions on this Earth; and the reward that he desires. As he stands in the cold dark sunrise of his last minutes on Earth, awaiting the firing squad, naked, and unrepentant, he MIGHT realize the error of his ways. Of course, it will be too late, as the bullets rip in to his body, rending it to lifelessness.

 

SEE? Do you understand why I disagree with you? Let me tell you why.

Too many 'X's in your handle... I disagree with the letter 'X' being used... It reminds me of 'Racer X'. Rex, Speed's older brother, never told him about the fact that he was Rex's younger brother (at least, as far as I saw). It's like he deliberately tried to hide his name by using the letter 'X' when he raced internationally. Pops, Trixie, and Chim-Chim never knew either. I  mean, the plans fo the Mach 5 were engraved in the frigging WINDSHIELD, but 'X's identity was always some 'big secret' or something. HELL, TRIXIE always liked him (from a distance), so maybe Rex (Racer X) was trying to protect Speed from a weird 'love triangle' where she would do both brothers at once, or something... I went through a lot of trauma in my childhood, but THIS MYSTERY still haunts me. was Trixie a little slut, who always wanted to try double penetration? Was Rex's dick actually SMALLER than Speed's? Was there some 'childhood jealousy' involved? Did Trixie like Speed's moves better, or Rex's, on the 'race course'?

On the other hand, when illustrating cadavers, the classic use of the 'X' on the eyes is quite humorous (to indicate the lifeless state of the deceased, in that the person will see no more).

I guess 'X's are O.K.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:12 | 4540821 rotagen
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Was that picture of this lifeless drone taken  of him on the toilet, or does he always look like that ?

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:32 | 4540849 fleur de lis
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He's a State Dept crack ho.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:15 | 4540588 Schmuck Raker
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"We're off on the road to Crimea. We certainly do get around..."

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:41 | 4540696 Fidel Sarcastro
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Hey CIA: Could u get an "accidental" drone to fire at this fucking ass-hat of a war mongering douchebag?!  

 

Thank you in advance!

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:59 | 4540763 OpenThePodBayDoorHAL
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there would be a kerfuffle for a few weeks then everyone would just get back to the Hunger Games but in a slightly more peaceful version

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:16 | 4540593 schrodingers-cat
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Tell Ukraine: If you like your McCain you can keep him. Please.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:14 | 4540694 The Gooch
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<----Is there a Del Webb in Ukraine?

<----Rocky XIV - McCain Brings The Pain

Edit: Next up! Sheila Lee Jackson 

http://freebeacon.com/sheila-jackson-lee-thinks-the-constitution-is-400-...

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:35 | 4540919 DaddyO
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The scary part of the SJL debacle is the people that put her in office don't know any better either.

I thought of laughing when I saw that article and then decided tears were more appropriate for the solemn occasion of our country's demise.

DaddyO

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:44 | 4540948 The Gooch
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Tears of brass are all that remains of hope.

Or Herb Alpert.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_KDPUTyDyQ

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:49 | 4540964 TheReplacement
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Scarier that they wouldn't ever read about the inaccuracy and that it just won't be reported/corrected by the media.  It seems like wasted effort to control the media when the population just doesn't care anyway.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:55 | 4540981 DaddyO
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Judging by the amount of traffic that ZH and Drudge get, more are waking up to the ignorance that is Vichy DC.

DaddyO

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:07 | 4540800 nasa
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Can we do a Snowden for McCain trade?  Since we know who the traitor in the room is...

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:16 | 4540595 buzzsaw99
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The horror. Surrender now Putin. lulz

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:34 | 4540671 Newfie
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How about we send Fonestar and his plane disappears.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:18 | 4540597 Yes We Can. But...
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From Hero to Zero: The Life and Times of John S. McCain III

 

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:20 | 4540608 Ariadne
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The Real Manchurian Candidate

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:54 | 4540612 Manthong
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He should have spent his second incarceration in a cage with Keating.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:34 | 4540666 Nexus789
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Don't think there was ever a hero - always a zero

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:17 | 4540598 BobPaulson
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Well, if Sen. Flake is on board, I guess everybody is.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:17 | 4540599 bankonzhongguo
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This tool is such a tool.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:20 | 4540607 Truther
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This stooge is such a wet stool....

There, fixed it for ya fella

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:17 | 4540600 Seize Mars
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Ghoul.
Fuck McCain: warmonger, liar, shakedown artist, bank puppet.
My god the great eye wants war and wants it bad.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:19 | 4540606 beavertails
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Putin is already one step ahead as Crimea will first vote to be a Soverign Country, thus by passing the true Annexation definition so opposed by the West, giving the Pussy West the out on the Corner the West painted itself in.  

The USSA achieved their objective though.  They got the gold, 9 bars for USSA, 1 bar for Merkel, 9 bars for JPM, 1 bar for Merkel ....

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:20 | 4540609 beavertails
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Better idea, Board these War-Mongers on a Malaysian Flight and hope for a repeat.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:20 | 4540610 ronron
Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:20 | 4540611 Yoki
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8 senators= Pillage Ukraine Party

oh yeah· 

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:20 | 4540613 Bastiat
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Good give him some camos and a weapon and get him to march east.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:21 | 4540614 mrblah
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What is he going for? To bore them with his Vietnam tales? Half of which are thought to be bullshit?

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:22 | 4540617 The.Harmless.Who
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McStain is a war-mongering Zionist Piece of Shit.  When he dies (which I hope will be soon, and with great pain and suffering), I hope to attend his burial and sling a turd as his body gets lowered.  He will sleep eternally with a piece of shit (sadly, it won't be steaming) with him.  I plan to do this to all the zionist plutocrats and their enablers if I have the strength (financial will mostly).  I honestly don't mind forfeiting a bit of class for the satisfaction.   If anyone wants to join and perhaps record it and put it on youtube to really put a stamp on his legacy (i.e. forever be known as the man buried with shit), then let me know, I'll gladly pay for any essential expenses (within reason!).  Fuck the Talmud Tribes and their Zionist enablers (politicians like Cameron, Blair, McStain, Obama, and oh, the House of Saud - the biggest Zionists!) 
Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:46 | 4540722 Ima anal sphincter
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Oh..... I don't know??? Maybe after we take this back we can make it a annual patriotic duty to shit on their graves. Pick a traitor, visit the point of their elevator ride down, and plant a huge 3-dayer. I would like to be the first to "fertilize" LBJ's. I can imagine Bitch Cliton's, the Obamanation's, and Baby Bush's being favorites. We'll have to build some pretty high scaffolding for the visitors to those POS's.

http://tri-fuelgen.com/index.php/entry/america-s-hypocrisy-damn-russia-bomb-muslims-but-defend-israel-s-war-crimes

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 21:57 | 4541371 WillyGroper
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3 dayer?

How about a lil mud butt, by Hoo Flung Poo?

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:22 | 4540619 arby63
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I'd laugh it that moron got taken hostage.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:32 | 4540661 Rafferty
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He's not a fool, he's a tool.  They have so much dirt on him that he's putty in their hands.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 21:33 | 4541291 TheFourthStooge-ing
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.

I'd laugh it that moron got taken hostage.

"If you don't meet our demands, we will return McCain alive!"

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:23 | 4540622 marcusfenix
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yeah cause this will help...

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:23 | 4540623 the phantom
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If an errant bomb happened to hit that group of Senators while in Ukraine... I would not be sad.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:23 | 4540627 Tracerfan
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Is he going to pal around with the Svoboda Nazi guys, like he did with the liver eaters in Syria?

Can the Kiev regime please keep him?  We will pay you. 

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:26 | 4540638 magpie
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Kiev does not have fresh liver, or blood

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:25 | 4540632 SpanishGoop
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If there ever was one plain that should dissapear....

 

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:25 | 4540635 Peter Pan
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John McCain going to the Ukraine means little to me.

But if he was to stay there...that would mean a lot.

When a man's ego and his ability do not match, the result is damaging fools like McCain.

 

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:26 | 4540639 spekulatn
Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:28 | 4540644 Irving Phelps
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Fuck McCain and the Apollo capsule he rode in on. What a self serving bag of horse shit. Leave his neo con wanna-be remembered ass anywhere but here!

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:29 | 4540649 Charles Nelson ...
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Let's hope he lands, yells yippee-ki yay mother effers and accidentally lights himself on fire....

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:29 | 4540650 Yen Cross
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    I respect Senator Mc.Cains opinion!( not the Man's pussification through control of population)  He's earned the right to step-up and negociate America's future!

   TOTUS "19th hole" Obama?  not so much!

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:31 | 4540653 SharkBit
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Can't these Fuckers just mind their own business.  Is it too much to ask?  Look mom, the circus is in town.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:32 | 4540655 mbutler101
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I see the Scarecrow is still looking for his brain...pity.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:32 | 4540656 DIgnified
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Sending the most hated man in America to smooth this over.  Great plan; If your plan was to escalate this to out-of-control in a hurry.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:35 | 4540673 Rafferty
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And I'd say that's exactly what the plan is.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:35 | 4540678 DIgnified
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I have to agree with you. 

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:35 | 4540675 DIgnified
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Also, this reeks of a flag setup. That many 'officials' flying into nonsense. 

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:32 | 4540658 goldhedge
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I prefer the oven chips.

 

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:48 | 4540659 Son of Captain Nemo
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Not to discredit ZH but you're spending way too much time on him.

We already knew he was "insane" and unfortunately is in good company with a full House and Senate, Executive and Judicial... So it really doesn't do much good singling him out at this point whether his statements were genuine on Sunday MSNBC or simply "misdirection".

If the American public can continue to get a steady diet of war drums like this and still choose to ignore the "warnings" I give it better than a 60% chance of happening as another nuke going off somewhere in the U.S. or within one of our NATO bros' countries in which instead of Assad they will blame it on (Putin or both) the next time.

http://xrepublic.tv/node/7858

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 01:27 | 4541933 Ward no. 6
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he looks like he is full of botox

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:32 | 4540660 Seize Mars
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Another US sponsored overthrow (Libya, et cetera) so they could steal the gold and secure a NatGas contract. Nothing if not predictable, eh?
I love how the Hill says "the US has said Crimean annexation would violate the country's constitution." Ha! Suddenly the US government cares about constitutionality.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:34 | 4540668 Stanley Lord
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I have always thought he was mentally unbalanced.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:38 | 4540669 Debugas
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Putin about McCain

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=9jR_U02CQn0#t=116

 

Mr. McCain was captured in Vietnam.

And spent 2-3 years there not even in jail, but in a pit with shit.

Any person would go crazy after that, so there is nothing special about his condition

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:49 | 4540725 messystateofaffairs
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Oh so that's how he came to be a pile of shit. I thought they must have Manchurian candidated him. Link in Russian, no translation.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:06 | 4540791 mjcOH1
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"Link in Russian, no translation."

 

Ask Debugas for a copy.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:18 | 4540844 Debugas
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I just wanted to point out that Putin knows who and what McCain is

McCain is just a poor guy who lost his mind in Vietnam

same can be said about Zbigniew Brzezinski and many other people in power today who have their wounds in the past of the WW2

They patalogically hate everything soviet and everything russian

Those are dangerous people because they can not escape the cold war mentality and they are leading us to WW3

 
Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:03 | 4540776 Catullus
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No he didn't.

He's songbird McCain. Look it up.

The north Vietnamese knew he was an admiral's son. Treated him well. He gave up US routes over n Vietnam and many more airmen got shot down after he was captured. He even recorded radio spots selling out the Americans. It was played on the radio for years in North Vietnam.

Anytime anyone asks about he gets pissed off and starts screaming at people, including widows of airmen shot down.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 00:20 | 4541815 mrmister
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Putin video. Wow. I would like to see more frank talk like that.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:34 | 4540672 Iam Yue2
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Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) said it was “moving” to meet with rebel groups battling Syrian dictator Bashar Assad during the senator’s surprise trip to the country earlier this week.
“It was a very moving experience to meet these fighters who have been struggling now for over two years,” McCain said on CNN’s “Anderson Cooper 360” on Wednesday night. “And they’re very aware of the battlefield situation and they’re very disturbed about the dramatic influx of Hezbollah fighters, more Iranians, and of course, stepped-up activities of Bashar Assad.”

Source: Politico

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:49 | 4540677 holmes
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Can we just have McAsshole and Putin duke it out for the future of Ukraine?

Put it on PPV. I would love to see Putin beat the shit out of the moron

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:36 | 4540683 madmax1965
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Yeah, keep the senile old piece of shit!  and why not send the rest of the congress critters and senate! Keep them also!

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:37 | 4540687 SharkBit
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How stupid is McCain?  Taking the heat off Obozo.  Dumb and dumber just getting dumber.  Really has a hard on for the Gaz and pleasing his corporate masters.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:41 | 4540691 WMM II
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"an illegitimate and deadly coup that took place just over two weeks ago"

oft the cry of an ousted sociopath coward dictator scumbag whose m(b)illions are secured out of country.

 

:)

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:43 | 4540697 LetsGetPhysical
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Maybe he can take a picture with a terrorist again like he did in Syria. McCain is rare breed: progressive dipshit AND warmonger neocon all rolled into one. Sort of a reverse renaissance man. 

http://www.opensecrets.org/politicians/contrib.php?cycle=Career&cid=n000...

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:41 | 4540699 XRAYD
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Unfortunately McCain and Lindsay Graham can't do it without the third musketeer ... Joe Libermann!

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:41 | 4540701 SgtShaftoe
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He going to go share some dainty cakes with neonazis?

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:08 | 4540804 El Vaquero
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LOL!

 

Who the fuck plays at geopolitics by handing out fucking cookies anyway?  Fuck, I am ashamed of my government.  This is not only very dangerous, it's FUCKING EMBARRASSING!

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:43 | 4540703 blindman
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earners get paid according to mob rules.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:44 | 4540706 Yen Cross
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  The FSA is re-arming with " Grilled Cheeze", and SPAM!

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:44 | 4540707 NoDecaf
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I'm hoping the CIA will send an assassin to whack him, Archduke Ferdinand style... the joke will be on them though, because nobody will care.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:52 | 4540738 bshirley1968
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Damn-it!  I like that!

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:45 | 4540708 Flying Wombat
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Maybe this time he can come up with a whole album rather than just one song:  "Bomb Iran."

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0Mail68wo4

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:46 | 4540720 phoolish
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Maybe he can burn up another aircraft carrier.

 

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:49 | 4540727 RabbitChow
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Maybe Ukrane  will keep him?

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:54 | 4540743 Bastiat
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Maybe someday this song will get old; I hope so. 

Masters of War, Bod Dylan, 1963, sung by Eddie Vedder about 20 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8GHBk_HSXg

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:56 | 4540748 The 22nd Prime
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Whoa... John McQueeg in Ukraine? Double Secret Probation for Putin House.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:56 | 4540751 fukidontknow
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If you like your war you can keep your war.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:02 | 4540773 Last of the Mid...
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John Mc Cain, Are you f'ing kidding me? These guys run in herds I swear. Unbelievable they would choose that senile incompetent to represent the US. Our government is a complete and total joke on the world stage at this point. By the time this incident exits the spin machine it will be about masterful handling of a dangerous international incident. My ass! We deserve a government better than this. And a whole of a lot smaller too. Pass the popcorn the BS is about to start flying

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:10 | 4540811 Ariadne
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If I were McCain I'd be wondering if the brotherhood is going to make me the special sacrifice this time.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:42 | 4540938 monad
Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:03 | 4540775 Just Observing
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OK, but if he gets captured, this time we let them keep him.

Serve 'em right.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:03 | 4540777 f16hoser
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McCain is an Embarressment to the USSA

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:07 | 4540801 The Next Millen...
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When contacted for comment McCain stated;

Blah, blah WAR DAMMIT, Blah, Blah Drop the BOMB on the SOB's, Blah, Blah Boots on the Ground NOW, Blah, Blah Annihilate the Terrorists before it's too Late!, Blah, Blah DAMMIT WHERE'S MY SCRIPT!!

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:09 | 4540805 D-Fens
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How quickly everybody here forgets that they supported this old fogey over the mulatto in 2008.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:10 | 4540812 Bastiat
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Ron Paul.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:13 | 4540822 Catullus
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Or half the people have never voted in their lives or sent money to any political party ever.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 20:07 | 4541016 thamnosma
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That was a helluva choice.  Admittedly I did vote for this fool but that was only because I knew the mulatto was a commie.  The media would have worked to emasculate McCain while they've promoted Obamao.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:13 | 4540806 Mine Is Bigger
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If Western news media did the job and reported how inappropriate for McCain and other Western officials to stand in front of demonstrators in Kiev and encourage them, this whole mess may have been avoided.  Can you imagine how the news media would react if Russian and Chinese officials attend anti-government demonstrations in the U.S. and express support for their cause?

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:19 | 4540862 Yen Cross
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 I like the " Fight Club" on this thread! 

  Serfs, did you see the results of the 10 year auction today?!  Did you see that beautiful rise in XAU?

  That was awesome!

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:21 | 4540872 roadhazard
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Fuck a bunch of neo-cons.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:58 | 4540993 surf0766
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He is a progressive Republican

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 20:11 | 4541026 thamnosma
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Very true.  Look back at some of the crap he's worked with demonrats on -- phony campaign finance reform, immigration reform (amnesty), there must be more.  Oh yeah, I recall some socialist education program he co-sponsored with Teddy Kennedy.   Yeah, he's more warlike than the current demonrat regime, so not sure what's up with that except he's a bitter old coot and his boy-toy Graham probably gets off on it.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 20:05 | 4540922 Chuck Knoblauch
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McCain the diplomat and statesman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCXOZpwT2ek

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:41 | 4540933 kurt
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Can't you see he wants his own boat? Daddy got a boat. Sonny is a rough tough guy saying,

"Why, I'll tear 'em limb from limb, I tell ya I'm gonna make mince meat outta them! They're never gonna forget this trip to the woodshed! STAY OFF MY LAWN!"

Now can he have a boat?

How about a dingy?

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:42 | 4540937 pupdog1
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If you want to know how deep a pile of putrid poo we are in as a country, our foreign policy elite are sending in this feckless warmongering iguanaized desert buffoon as a senior statesman.

It's kind of like when we sent Jefferson and Franklin to France.

Oh, wait...  it's nothing like that at all.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:42 | 4540941 blindman
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once one has gone insane there is only one
further destination,
ukraine or bust!

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