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31 Year Old Son Of Jon Corzine Reported Dead

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He may not have been a banker or trader, but the just reported passing of one Jeffrey Corzine, 31, son of the infamous Jon Corzine will likely raise more eyebrows than all previous recently reported banker deaths combined.

According to the NY Post, Jeffrey Corzine, who friends said worked as a drug counselor in California, was just 31, when he passed.  Details of his death were not immediately known.

"Mr. Corzine is obviously devastated by this tragic loss,” said his spokesman, Steven Goldberg. “We ask that all respect his family’s privacy during this very difficult time."

He was a constant by his father’s side in the days after the former governor’s near-fatal car crash in 2007.

The youngest of the former politician’s three children with ex-wife Joanne Corzine, Jeff also had launched a fledgling photography website. The photography site, which features photos of walls, nature, and various semi-nude women, can be found here.

And now let the conspiracy theories surrounding the death of the young Corzine begin.

 

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Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:00 | 4544903 DoChenRollingBearing
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Earlier comment withdrawn, appears to be a tragedy.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:00 | 4544908 fonestar
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Maybe he couldn't stand having the world's biggest douche and liar as a dad?

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:04 | 4544932 wallstreetapost...
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No shit... I didn't know that you are Jon Corzine.... Foneystar....  makes perfect sense when you think about it.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:04 | 4544946 fonestar
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Ah, my foney senses were tingling that a bond diddler drew near....

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:08 | 4544971 Arius
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jon corzine is who he is ... but that doesnt mean to take it to this low level

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:10 | 4544978 Divided States ...
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He offered up his most 'useless' (or maybe better to say irrelevant) kid as a sacrificial lamb so he can maintain his luxury egotistical lifestyle within the 1% league.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:11 | 4544985 Troll Magnet
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Is it bad that I don't feel sorry for Jon Corzine?

Is it bad that I almost feel like his suffering is deserved?

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:19 | 4545030 Headbanger
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I'm not the pious type by any means but all these banker suicides and now this death is getting to be "The Hand of God" thing happening to our modern day  "money changers"

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:23 | 4545061 August
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There is no life in the Void... only death.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:34 | 4545140 kaiserhoff
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Sounds like there was a drug history.

We shouldn't leap to conclusions.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:47 | 4545220 DoChenRollingBearing
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+1  That´s partly why I withdrew my earlier comment at the top.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:21 | 4545355 Chuck Norris
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"Mr. Corzine is obviously devastated by this tragic loss,”

Bullshit

Mr. Corzine cares about one person.  Mr Corzine.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 19:00 | 4545485 HelluvaEngineer
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For those not already aware of it, there is a fair mount of chatter on the interwebs about coup attempts and retired "operators" targeting key banksters.

One example:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jwjCVVWQkOU

 

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 19:01 | 4545541 ImReady
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Thanks for the words of encouragement! 

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 19:17 | 4545601 Pladizow
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KARMA IS A BITCH!

v is for Vendetta.

How awesome would a banker serial-killer, be?!?!

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 19:31 | 4545658 sparkydoodle
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"Debtxter"

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 19:56 | 4545756 FEDbuster
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I for one was truely disappointed that "Assault on Wall Street" wasn't nominated for Best Picture this past year. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y-NqShTj5w

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 20:19 | 4545827 MonsterBox
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Thank you, TreadStone.  Carry on.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 00:36 | 4546638 brockhardman
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This gives new meaning to "being Corzined"...

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 01:18 | 4546704 Scarlett
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I say this is wonderful news.  Maybe the Corzine women have a heart somewhere and will speak out now?

 

At any rate, Corzine is weaker now.  And the spotlight is back on him.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 06:41 | 4546945 merizobeach
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I may be late to this party, but I don't want to miss the opportunity to express my absolute lack of sympathy:

Hey, Jon Corzine, FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!

4:04 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_SG41-MKTc

Maynard may have been making a sarcastic point, but I am not.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:03 | 4547263 outamyeffinway
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Let's see, dad sends son away to boarding school to find direction and a moral sense. Years and years of being ignored and son finds out that dad is a mastermind criminal sociopath who wants to steal and kill humanity.

 

Uhhhhmmmmm, peace out dad. And fuck off too.

 

merizo--that clip is awesome!

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 21:04 | 4545973 Dimons jock
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Awesome as long as he was offing high profile bankers!

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 19:13 | 4545594 LooseLee
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Where does one apply?

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 11:54 | 4548211 TheRedScourge
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I think there's a contract kill list for bankers on some Bitcoin site somewhere.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 00:24 | 4546617 rcintc
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Leave it to Chuck Norris to hit the nail right on the head.....

  "Mr. Corzine cares about one person.  Mr Corzine."

 

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:13 | 4545324 Independent
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Sounds like there was a history of his dad having ripped off a lot of people, just like Madoff's son.

Look, the dude's son most likely was suicided by a well payed professional.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:27 | 4545378 Herd Redirectio...
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The old joke is, when you join the Mafia, the first thing they ask you is:  "So where do your kids go to school?"

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:35 | 4545148 negative rates
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He was definitly in denial trying to do that job at that age.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:47 | 4545223 TeamDepends
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Life is the rule, not the exception.  However, in this crazy, upside-down, backwards world, death APPEARS to be everywhere, in every shadow, breathing down your neck....  Alas, it is illusion.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 22:41 | 4546302 Angus McHugepenis
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TeamDepends: Funny thing is, in life you have no choice. You were born without consent. In death you are the master of your demise.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 00:08 | 4546583 Seize Mars
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Wow.

 

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 06:25 | 4546935 merizobeach
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The Hindus have asserted that you were indeed born with your own consent.  Their word for it is "dharma".

That said, I agree that death also ought to be a confronted, consented, and planned event as well, in all cases but fatal accidents.

Euthanasia, bitchez.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:53 | 4547889 detached.amusement
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heh...that would be Karma.  Dharma is teachings.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:09 | 4545314 Kirk2NCC1701
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But how are you gonna keep 95% of the Sheeple in line, if they have no Devil to fear, or no Deity's ass to kiss for all eternity?

Ah, blessed Oblivion.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:51 | 4545488 walküre
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It's worked for thousands of years and has yielded many profits. The "faith" business model is even more lucrative than HFT algo trading.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 19:39 | 4545687 Almost Solvent
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doG has been used by the elites to keep the masses in line since man could communicate with each other. 

 

So much has been destroyed and wasted in the name of doG forever and ever, amen. 

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 01:17 | 4546709 Scarlett
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Drones

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:29 | 4545105 skwid vacuous
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Jesus just left chicago ... and he's bound for wall street...

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:59 | 4545270 The Gooch
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RIP.

Look at the bright side.

It's a given that there are at least 2 days that we won't have to ask "Where is Jon Corzine?"

Unless he doesn't show up.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:04 | 4545291 TeamDepends
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You might not see Him in person

But He'll see you just the same

'Cause takin' care of business is His namehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ai-aLzd5imI

 

 

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:33 | 4545130 TeamDepends
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No, this appears to be different.  If the son was working as a drug counselor, and trying to do good deeds/atone for the sins of the father, then God would not take him out.  Perhaps he could not come to terms with what his father has done and actually committed suicide.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:51 | 4545241 AlaricBalth
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I watched my father anguish over the loss of his youngest son. My father was a good and decent man who always gave more than he took, helped all he could and cherished his family until his passing. No parent should suffer the grief of losing a child.

Some say its Karma for Corzine. No. Shit just happens.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:13 | 4545322 new game
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karma is bullshit, events happen for their own reasons, and we don't know. and i really don't give a fuck about corzine and his family.

back to something that i care about, diner.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 23:15 | 4546432 JPM Hater001
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I think you need a lesson in the Laws of Attraction.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 00:15 | 4546599 SAT 800
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Right. I don't give a fuck about him and his fucking family either. The more he suffers, the bett er.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 19:06 | 4545568 kchrisc
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Karma or not, I for one hope that the loss of his son makes him reflect on his crimes.

 

"My guillotine could very well be called 'Karma'."

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 19:31 | 4545657 F22
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My Karma ran over your dogma....

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:14 | 4545330 Cursive
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@TeamDepends

If the son was working as a drug counselor, and trying to do good deeds/atone for the sins of the father, then God would not take him out.

Not sure if serious.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:34 | 4545400 TeamDepends
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We were responding to Headbanger:  "The wrath of God" happening to "money changers".  God would never kill the perhaps innocent son of an evil man in order to exact revenge.  Many believe in a vengeful, wrathful God but we do not.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:50 | 4545478 Cursive
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@TeamDepends

Many believe in a vengeful, wrathful God but we do not.

OK, got it.  Team Depends is down with the New Covenant.  Thanks for the clarification and my apologies if I didn't read the sarcasm.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:52 | 4545482 Tall Tom
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What was the Passover all about? It was the death of the Firstborn child in Egypt. Jesus, the Firstborn, was innocent. What was His death about?

 

The unblemiished Lamb is the Holocaust. (Look that word up...It means a "Burnt Offering".)

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:56 | 4545512 TeamDepends
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Jesus did NOT die.  That is the lesson of The Resurrection.  He was a teacher.  He came back "from the dead" to prove that the body is not real.  The Spirit/Soul/Mind can not die.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 19:11 | 4545586 GooseShtepping Moron
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The Apostles Creed: "I believe in God the Father Almighty, Maker of heaven and earth. And in Jesus Christ his only Son our Lord; who was conceived by the Holy Ghost, born of the Virgin Mary, suffered under Pontius Pilate, was crucified, died, and buried; he descended into hell; the third day he rose again from the dead; he ascended into heaven, and sitteth on the right hand of God the Father Almighty; from thence he shall come to judge the quick and the dead. I believe in the Holy Ghost; the holy catholic Church; the communion of saints; the forgiveness of sins; the resurrection of the body; and the life everlasting. AMEN."

I Corinthians 11:26 : "For as often as you shall eat this bread, and drink the chalice, you shall shew the death of the Lord, until he come. "

Traditional Christianity does not agree with your modernist interpretation, Mr. Depends. I urge you in fraternal charity to reconsider this matter.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 19:14 | 4545599 TeamDepends
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We care not who agrees with us, and who does not.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 19:12 | 4545588 logicalman
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Do you have any evidence to support any part of that statement?

Please don't try using the biblical fairy story as evidence. Written long after supposed events and edited multiple times over the centuries to enable the Powers That Be of the time to use it as a tool against the average guy.

On the subject of the death, I find myself feeling a bit mixed.

As a feeling person with a son, for me the loss would be absolutely devastating, but given his father's actions, which have lead, directly, to millions of deaths all over the planet, I have to wonder if he has any feelings at all.

If he's suffering, I have no sympathy. My sympathy goes to his son.

 

 

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 20:28 | 4545706 Tall Tom
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Yes. I do. I have presented my case before that there is a God. Would you care that I reiterate it?

 

The Physical Universe is my EMPIRICAL EVIDENCE. It is unlikely that it was created by random chance. Roger Penrose quantified those odds. Shall I repeat that? I have responded to you before. I do not get a satisfactory response.

 

Energy can neither be created or destroyed. Have you ever heard of Thermodynamics? Energy can be transmuted.

 

So let's talk about order in a chaotic Universe. Entropy seems to work until we consider the Oldest point in the Universe that we can observe...US. Then, instead of disorder, there is a whole lot of order. Look around. That is the Empirical Evidence. (Causation of order does not matter as the order exists. Why are we so special if there is no preferred frame of reference?) 

 

(We are at the Oldest Observable position. As we peer into the depths of space we are not looking at objects as they are now. We are looking at images as how they appeared in the distant past. A Galaxy which is 2 Million Light Years distant appears as it did 2 Million Years ago. The whole Universe is distorted by the lens of time.)

 

I have demonstratred many times before that God is Light. At Light Speed an entity can be everywhere at once. In that way an entity can be all knowing. The entity travels absolutely no distance and takes no time whatsoever to transfer Himself from one Space-Time Location to another. The qualities of Omniscience, Omnipresense and Omnipotence are satisfied through defing God as Light.

 

Now here are these ancient backwards people with no knowledge of Special Relativity who quilled the words, "God is Light. In Him there is no darkness." How did they know that it woul satisfy all of the preequisites of an Omniscient, Omnipresent, and Omnipotent entity? Was it a "Lucky Guess"?

 

So would you like me to publish the Lorentz Transforms of Mass Accretion, along with the Time and Space Dilation again?

 

As I have written before it is you that holds an irrational view. You are betting on an infinitesimal, when you propose that the Universe is a Chance Event, and that is generally a losing bet. (Although I guess that you must believe in miracles...without believing in a God???)

 

Now that is laughable.

 

The Universe was not created as a Chance Event. There is far too much design and, rationally, one must infer a Designer.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 21:34 | 4546090 SolarSystem1932
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Tall Tom,

I stopped to read your words on a topic I entertain: God & Light.

"A Galaxy which is 2 Million Light Years distant appears as it did 2 Million Years ago. The whole Universe is distorted by the lens of time."

"I have demonstratred many times before that God is Light. At Light Speed an entity can be everywhere at once."

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Universe is distorted by time...

God is everwhere at once...

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Therefore, my friend 2 light years away, experiences a part of God that is 2 million years different that my time?

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Our mind isn't really prepared for this.

Thanks for the brain thoughts.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 21:47 | 4546131 logicalman
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The universe is too complicated to have occured by chance, so I'll propose something even less likely that created it.

Fucking genius!

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 20:02 | 4545779 Tall Tom
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On another note...His son is dead and requires no sympathy.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 19:15 | 4545600 Tall Tom
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His physical body died. It was buried for three days and three nights, and then He was resurrected.

 

You can also claim that the Egyptian Firstborn did not die with that reasoning. You can claim that nobody ever dies with that reasoning.

 

By the way there is the Second Death after judgment.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 19:50 | 4545707 Almost Solvent
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My invisible doG is much more powerful than yours. 

 

 

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 20:14 | 4545810 Tall Tom
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Yeah...Well my dad can beat up your dad. Is Playground regression necessary? Read my response to logicalman. If you really want me to republish all of those posts which I have made over the past few months I will.

 

I have demonstrated, empirically, that there must be a Designer. I am an Empiricist. That is the hallmark of my profession. If I cannot measure of define it then I do not know it.

 

I have presented overwhelming Empirical Evidence that demonstrates that the Universe was not manifested as a chance event. If it was not a Chance Manifestation then it was a DESIGNED Manifestation and one has to infer a Designer.

 

Can you give me Empirical Evidence that it was a Chance Event?

 

That is the same argument which I hear when someone asks to prove a negative. But I have demonstrated Empirical Evidence which is not a negative. Attack my argument.

 

If you cannot then your faith in your "invisible doG" is a Blind Faith which, ironically, smacks of RELIGION which you supposedly despise..

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 20:44 | 4545908 bilbert
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Honest, we really do NOT want you to republish all those previous posts.

Thanks!

B

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 20:54 | 4545949 Tall Tom
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Then give me an rational, logical, and well thought out argument against them.

 

Otherwise I will republish them.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 03:11 | 4546818 John_Coltrane
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"I have demonstrated, empirically, that there must be a Designer " (Ha Ha)

Yeah, well who designed or created the Designer?  Your "model" of the universe replaces one unknowable question with another and is quite useless as it can't be tested or subjected to the scientific method.  It requires faith. 

Its quite possible have spontaneous creation by random fluctuations.  It happens constantly and virtual particle pairs (e.g. electrons and positrons) are created from nothing more than vacuum fluctuations.  This is known empricially from observations of the casimir force between two metal plates held in a complete vacuum among other tests.  So, yes the universe likely was created spontaneously from nothing as posited by both Hawking and Penrose.  There is no need for  a creator to "explain" the universe or the laws of physics. 

Religion is nothing more than organized superstition by beings who fear the unknown and especially death.  As the great Richard Feynman opined on his death bed, "I don't mind not knowing" when asked if had changed his agnostic views.  

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 08:06 | 4547072 Invinciblehandaxe
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I must disagree here with you and so does Hawking you reffer to...

Even Time Itself Was Created

As Steven Hawking, one of the three authors, boasted many years thereafter, we proved that time was created. We proved that time has a beginning. But through his contacts with certain Christians like his wife Jane, who’s an Anglican, as a friend of mine from Cal Tech, Don Page, who had daily Bible studies with Steven and Jane Hawking while he was doing research pointed out, if you prove that time has a beginning, that it was created, it eliminates all theological possibilities but Jesus Christ.

Of all world religions, only Judeo-Christian theology says Time has a beginning

Why? Because if you were to open up the Holy books of the religions of the world, only one of them would describe God as a being that creates the universe independent of time, space, matter and energy.

The other Holy books describe God as creating within time. The Bible states that God creates independent of time. That’s the difference.

http://www.cosmicfingerprints.com/hugh-ross-origin-of-the-universe/

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 11:00 | 4547931 detached.amusement
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and this is the real reason the Catholic Church has buried so much info on Jesus - because everything Jesus was capable of, we all are capable of.  his direct words, even.

 

but good luck cultivating yourself to such a point.

 

once the body is streamlined and cultivated enough, 30 days+ of fasting is possible that culminates in this sort of 'mini death'...where you have no pulse for 3 days.

 

admitting any of that would be admitting it was possible that Jesus was "not directly God-spawn."  and they cant have that now can they. 

 

their karma is running over their own dogma, lol...

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 19:41 | 4545704 The Gooch
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"The Spirit/Soul/Mind can not die."

I sure hope it can rest someday.

"I sure could use a vacation from this
Silly shit, stupid shit...
One great big festering neon distraction"

 Thanks,

The Gooch


Thu, 03/13/2014 - 20:32 | 4545868 Tall Tom
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Your Spirit/Soul/Mind can rest today with a peace which surpasses that of any understanding. Let God deal with it and get to know Christ Jesus. Invite Him into your life.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 05:52 | 4546902 The Comedian
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learn to swim.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 06:44 | 4546947 merizobeach
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Fuck you, TeamDepends.  Fuck you and your fake jesus.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 00:14 | 4546598 Flagit
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God would never kill the perhaps innocent son of an evil man in order to exact revenge.

 

Exodus 12

12:12 For I will pass through the land of Egypt this night, and will smite all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, both man and beast; and against all the gods of Egypt I will execute judgment: I am the LORD.

 

Contradictus Kinesis

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 07:30 | 4547009 Ar-Pharazôn
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"If the son was working as a drug counselor, and trying to do good deeds/atone for the sins of the father, then God would not take him out."

 

who still believes in this crap?

 


Thu, 03/13/2014 - 22:45 | 4546319 TheReplacement
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Perhaps God was being merciful and spared him from the tribulations that are yet to come.  This life is just a test.  Everyone dies.  Your life, as in you living, has no meaning.  Your life, as in what you do, means everything.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 07:58 | 4547060 Invinciblehandaxe
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not only money and wealth inherits

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:35 | 4545153 Pure Evil
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Fuck all this bullshiite nonsense, can we just post the pics of the semi-nude women already?

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:44 | 4545182 Grande Tetons
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Kinda Ironic eh, many bitch about false flags and distractions...and then when there is something juicy we jump all over the story. 

Human nature. Guilty as charged. 

Thanks, for the reality check, Pure Evil. 

http://kepfeltoltes.hu/090821/BestAssEver_www.kepfeltoltes.hu_.jpg

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:49 | 4545236 Pure Evil
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Well, there's nothing we can do about that poor fucker, he's on to his reward whatever it may be, but the rest of us horn dogs have to keep on livin' the best way we know how.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:01 | 4545264 Grande Tetons
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It is the circle of life, Kimba. 

You must be Irish, Pure Evil. 

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/hit-irish-green-bikini-4.jpg

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:31 | 4545388 Pure Evil
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I've always thought of meself as a wee laddie lookin' to drink some ale from a beautiful ass, err...ahem, cough, I mean with a beautiful lass.

Here's some moon pie in your eye and may the taps always be a flowin'.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 19:06 | 4545538 Tall Tom
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You want pictures from him? Enjoy Jeffery Corzine's website...

 

http://www.modelmayhem.com/1576094

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 08:46 | 4547194 merizobeach
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That fucker lived in Malibu?  Off his dad's money, he did.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 19:22 | 4545613 Cacete de Ouro
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Certainly not Irish if you drink ale. Show me a real Irishman who drinks ale and I'll show you some bitcoins

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:07 | 4545299 Whalley World
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Corzine is an Asshole, but that is one fine Ass

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 05:54 | 4546904 The Comedian
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In all seriousness, it is hard to imagine that her rear end happened by accident.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:44 | 4545200 0b1knob
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Semi-nude women.  Ask and you shall receive.

http://imgur.com/dA9QU1x

 

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:50 | 4545238 Pure Evil
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Thank you Jesus!

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:22 | 4545360 homme
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Wish I could get my Camellia's to bloom like that.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:16 | 4545340 FuzzyDunlop21
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There's a typo in the article. They said Jon Corzine was a "former governor", when they meant to say "thieving son of a bitch"

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 01:18 | 4546711 401K of Dooom
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I used to think that my current situation was not so good.  After hearing about the deaths of these bankers, I can take solace in my occupation right now.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:21 | 4545050 fonzannoon
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He deserves to suffer. But him suffering the way any other parent would mourn the loss of a child does not really have much to do with how he fucked up other people's lives. I'm pretty sure that is the last thing he is thinking about right now. So all that really happened is a kid died that probably was unconnected to this whole thing.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:25 | 4545081 HyBrasilian
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Be careful here fonz... Somebody around here might start accusing you of being 'REASONABLE'... We can't have that... Fight Club requires 'mouthbreathers'...

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:27 | 4545098 fonzannoon
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Yeah man the blind hatred on here can be scary sometimes.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:29 | 4545111 Skateboarder
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People making statements like "I smile as I type this" and shit like that. As far as we know, Jeff did no wrong to other people. And as Freddie says, you don't get to pick your parents. Some of us are indeed lucky. Jeff, not so much. RIP.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:36 | 4545159 pods
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Tough to dance on his grave but his dying is not as gutwrenching as the thousands of kids stricken with terrible diseases and subject to medieval treatments before they are old enough to know life.

pods

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:45 | 4545196 Skateboarder
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Everything is relative, so we must use relative scales most of the time. Using an absolute scale for a relative measure leads to an absolute answer.

I feel much more disgust at the drone-strike of the 14-member Yemeni wedding-party, even if it turns out that TPTB offed Jeff Corzine to warn his dad. But we are talking about Jeff at the moment, and many of the loose statements being thrown around are unwarranted.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:51 | 4545243 pods
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I agree that everything is relative, and nobody is as clean as they present themselves, we all have demons.

To see the truly innocent either taken (terrible) or taken out (even worse) just makes you shake your head and be silent.  

Addicts can be anyone.  The shitty things is that the drugs are not the problem but a symptom, the problem is the "why" you took them.  When the drug haze clears, all the underlying problems that pushed you to drugs are still there, and probably even worse.  That is where relapse comes in.

pods

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 00:26 | 4546620 StychoKiller
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Not everyone that takes drugs is cut out to be a Shaman; discipline (and lots of it!) is required.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:29 | 4545385 Karl von Bahnhof
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Absolutely. And yes, this is what you can not buy with money. Poor family.

We say, you cannot take your money into your grave.

Everybody knows, that Jon's life turned into nightmare.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 19:01 | 4545539 11b40
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His nightmare was self-inflicted, and there is no evidence he hs even tried to end it.  Instead, he just compounded it.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:37 | 4545417 drdolittle
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word.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:32 | 4545122 Grande Tetons
Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:38 | 4545127 HyBrasilian
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There are many definitions of 'scary'...

~~~

SCARY... [perhaps in one adaptation]... could be, finding yourself outnumbered 98-2... Whilst the '98' start waking up to reality that they've been systematically FUCKED by you...

 

Then again... SCARY might be what the other 98 might face...  [In the moment that they realize that the 2% are ready & willing, at any given moment, to launch the SAMSON OPTION because they'll NEVER give up the authoratative structure that they've crafted for thousands of years under the noses of everyone]...

It's all relative, you see...

 

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:39 | 4545175 negative rates
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What option is that? The son of samson??

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:44 | 4545207 HyBrasilian
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Perhaps... Who knows?...

~~~

I suspect there are more 'David Berkowitzs' roaming around than anyone would care to imagine...

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:50 | 4545205 fonzannoon
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I mean scary as in knowing that 98% of the people will probably continue to turn their anger and hatred on the wrong people.

My mother in law is Russian and she once said "when your typical fat dumb football watching american finally gets angry and puts his beer down and picks up his gun he will have no idea who to aim it at". She's right.

 

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:10 | 4545317 HyBrasilian
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Yeah ~ I guess she's right...

~~~

What that typical fat dumb football watch american OUGHT to do is...

- write to their local congress[person]

- sit around and wait for their grievance to GO TO COMMITTEE

- so that so THE COMMITTEE can decide to print another 100 trillion joobux [to pay their action committee employees, Hollywood & network TV publicists & editorial writers] to DEAL with the problem & hang YOU with the bill...

 

Mom in law has got it going on... I'm sure she'd have helped Thomas Jefferson quite a bit with regards to his qualms about King George...

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:13 | 4545321 fonzannoon
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You ever see this flick btw? Really good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1pOjj49d9Y

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:23 | 4545368 HyBrasilian
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I have not seen the flick... Out of courtesy to you ~ I watched the TRAILER...

~~~

My immediate impression?

 

I have no doubt that its a compelling story about MAN vs. NATURE [or in that ballbark]...

 

Frankly ~ As I've gone through my life [& made adaptive change after change]... I've found it 1000x 'easier' to do battle with NATURE [because, in the end, NATURE is 'fair']...

 

Instead ~ I have a hard time dealing with hypocrite humans [& even moreso ~ humans who endeavor to enslave other humans]... Which is the basis of most of my posts on ZH...

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:35 | 4545402 Karl von Bahnhof
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For Russians it was easy. They always turn they guns against who attack them and want to grab their land and hurt their families.

Imagine their mothers sending their sons to the front.

Better do not fuck with them!

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 07:24 | 4546992 JustUsChickensHere
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Ok ... I will stir up the haters ....Bitcoin!

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:33 | 4545128 MsCreant
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I am upvote #1.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:41 | 4545180 HyBrasilian
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If you're quick on your reflexes... You can be DOWNVOTE #1 on the next fonestar comment...

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:15 | 4545331 MsCreant
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Alas, I am too slow. It's like whack a mole trying to junk that fast enough!

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:19 | 4545349 kaiserhoff
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and like whack a mole, oddly satisfying.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:33 | 4545129 MsCreant
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I am upvote #1.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:33 | 4545397 Frank N. Beans
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Sad.  This is not poetic justice for his father.  Who gives a f*ck about his father.  What about the rest of the "son of Jon Corzine's" family??

 

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 05:57 | 4546908 The Comedian
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Bet if he could choose to suffer some other loss he would though, regardless of what he is thinking about. 

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 07:57 | 4547057 merizobeach
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Dude, I don't care if Jon makes some esoteric connection between his crimes and the suffering he presumably feels from the death of his son or not.  Irrelevant.

Jon Corzine suffering = a modicum of justice.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:50 | 4545232 remain calm
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I wonder if anyy of Jons crony friends in Washington can help him out and bring him back.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:53 | 4545254 Pure Evil
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Well, maybe they can all get together and pray to Baphomet to raise him up as a zombie.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 19:49 | 4545745 Tall Tom
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Well we now know one of the tasks on the agenda at the upcoming meeting at the Bohemian Grove...You need be ashamed for revealing their secrets...

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 22:23 | 4546250 Angus McHugepenis
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Pure Evil: He was "Corzined"...

 

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 07:46 | 4547041 merizobeach
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I don't know who Baphomet is, but if they want zombies, just pray to jesus--the original Zombie Bastard Son of the Rapist Ghost.

(Ok, not the original; there are no ideas in the bible that were not plagarized.)

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:03 | 4545284 Angry White Dude
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I don't feel bad for the father one bit. Karma is a motherfucker.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 19:23 | 4545446 e_goldstein
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You should feel as bad for him as he did when we wiped out the account holders at MF Global. Don't give one shred of a flying fuck.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 07:51 | 4547048 merizobeach
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You make a good point, but I also don't give one shred of a flying fuck about the account holders of MF Global: by their deposits, they were enablers of the present system of lies and pillaging.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:11 | 4545320 Cursive
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@Troll Magnet

Probably because this statement was missing from the MF Global scandal:

"Mr. Corzine is obviously devastated by this tragic loss,” said his spokesman, Steven Goldberg. 

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:37 | 4545418 piceridu
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Is it bad that karma is a bitch?

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:55 | 4545507 Itch
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"Is it bad that I don't feel sorry for Jon Corzine?"

 

Is it relevant? You come online to have your concepts of good and bad emotionally verified?  Guys like Corzine dont need you feeling anything for them. Why dont you just say you hate the prick and hope the rest of his family dies? That way you wouldn't look like a baby. 

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 19:09 | 4545578 Groundhog Day
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In the book Term Limits  They went after the politicans one at a time.  I guess whoever read the book is acting it out, but with bankers first. 

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 22:53 | 4546353 ChanceIs
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It is bad.  Try not to have any feelings about it at all.  It is a little like God telling.....Gee, I forget...something about Sadom and Gemorah (sp?) looking back and turning into a pillar of salt.  Or perhaps Indiana Jones not looking when the ark of the covenant gets opend by the Nazis.

Ask yourself what wonderful things you will do today.

Having said that, I will relate that last Thursday night, I attended my Congressman, Chris Van Hollen's, town hall meeting.  I asked in teh Q&A why more bankers, especially the HSBC drug smugglers and Jon Corzine weren't in jail.  I suggested that Eric Holder be put on administrative leave, and a special prosecutor be appointed.  He did a shuffle which might have made Michael Jackson proud.

I don't know if I accomplished anything, but i sure felt good about it.  There have been little black helicopter drones outside my house all week.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 21:21 | 4546044 awakeRewe
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He should have read the fine print on that contract he signed with the devil.

Hell he probably did.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:08 | 4544973 Hard1
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What exactly is a drug counseler?

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:11 | 4544986 quintago
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Community Organizer

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 22:14 | 4546221 BigJim
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You didn't organise that.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:14 | 4545006 NOZZLE
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Someone who has personal experience in the subject area, like a gambling or alcohol counselor.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 21:27 | 4546069 Miffed Microbio...
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This was my first thought. It is sad to see so many people after they have cleaned up from severe drug habits only to die from hepC, HIV, heart failure or bacterial infections, especially endocarditis. Some are as young as this man. It's as if they have prematurely aged themselves and their body just can't fully recover. I've seen 22 years olds in full complete liver failure from alcohol abuse. There is a sad story to be heard in every case.

I guess that's why it's hard for me to jump on the Schadenfreude bandwagon though I detest Corzine intensely. This is on a completely different plane of human existence I have experienced too personally.

Miffed;-)

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:15 | 4545009 debtor of last ...
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A drug counseler tells addicts that they think they own something when they are high.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:15 | 4545010 fonestar
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What exactly is a drug counseler?

Someone who helps you seek out the highest quality substances on the deep web.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:16 | 4545011 Schmuck Raker
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Often; User => Recovering(User) => Counselor(Dealer)(User)

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:27 | 4545092 skwid vacuous
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cushy gig - you are helping all the other losers beat their habit while you have free rent in a cushy rehab joint, collect a paycheck and then spend half of it on your own habit

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:31 | 4545119 pods
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You have a big heart.

pods

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:51 | 4545244 DoChenRollingBearing
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Yes, pods.  We have no idea if he did his Twelve Steps or not.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 21:15 | 4546017 pods
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I was merely (sarcastically) commenting on Mr. Perfect above me. (confused on your reply DCRB)

pods

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 22:58 | 4546373 ChanceIs
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Duh.  You don't spend much time on this site or are very spiritually disconnected from it.

A "drug counselor" is someone who instructs HSBC on how to launder drug money at the least cost while not getting caught.

 

BTW:  The kid's website is no longer "up."  Wonder why?

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:08 | 4544975 wallstreetapost...
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Bond diddler....? it's reality pimp to you hoe...

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:27 | 4545099 fonestar
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come to fonestar...

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:16 | 4545338 MsCreant
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LMAO. He changed his avatar for you.

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