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It Has Been A Horrible Week For The Secretariat Of State
If anyone ever said John Kerry - arguably the worst Secretariat of State in recent US history - didn't know how to look regal in photo ops of failure after epic failure, they obviously have never this picture. Such majesty, such posture, such a shiny coat. Just don't look him in the mouth.
And just in case the SoS felt bad about abusing taxpayer funds for a completely meaningless, if quite luxurious, trip to London where the Russians once again schooled the US Department of State, here comes Venezuela's foreign minister who just called Kerry a "murderer." From Reuters:
Venezuela's foreign minister lambasted U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry on Friday as a "murderer" fomenting unrest that has killed 28 people in the South American OPEC member nation.
"Mr. Kerry, we denounce to the whole world, you encourage the violence in Venezuela ... We denounce you as a murderer of the Venezuelan people."
"In Guatemala, you said to me 'you have to lower the tone'," Jaua added in his speech. "We are not going to lower the tone to any empire until you order your lackeys in Venezuela to cease the violence against the people."
"Every time we're about to isolate and reduce the violence, Mr. Kerry comes out with a declaration and immediately the street protests are activated."
Probably a good, if blunt, way to summarize Kerry's job performance. The good news: after a week like this, things can only get better for the Swift botox expert. Unless they don't.
h/t @Neringa25
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"I decided to look like an asshat after initially deciding against it."
John Kerry
>>murderer
truth
Such a long week for Kerry....oh well, time to go to the Bahamas on a yacht, drinking some nice tequila and relax for the weekend! Might see some fireworks also! (Just over in Ukraine)
He's always sticking out his tongue after every sentence spoken, and it drives me nuts. In this pic, is he crying? Looks to me like a picture of defeat / regret / obligation / apathy / loss. Very telling.
We're coming down the homestretch of the Great Ponzi and Kerry pulled up lame. Up next: the glue factory.
http://earloftaint.com/2012/12/23/ol-horseface/john-effin-assface/
The picture in the article looks like Kerry is actually soiling himself.
Secretariat =/= secretary. Or is it a humorous reference to the famous race horse?
it has been a horrible week for the world.
America, look what you have done to yourself. Look what you have done to everyone else.
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Benjamin Franklin
Kimberly Marten (CFR) thinks it's all a jolly good laugh
toecurling talk on prime time tv
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-march-6-2014/exclusive---kimberly-...
I'm sorry, I dont have any Grey Poupon
If the Republicons don't take back the Senate from these inept Decepticrats, they're all braindead!
er ... but the Democraps and Republicunts both are brain dead.
It is a humorous reference one that I can't stop laughing about.
"Just don't look him in the mouth." LMFAO!!!
You only inspect the horse's teeth if you're about to buy it.
Neigh that's not a horse I would want in my stable (tears in my eyes now from laughing)
Hey John you look overworked,fancy going for a curry later.
Who would want to grab those lips to open the mouth...ostensibly to look at the teeth. Eeew! Nasty!
Secretariat of State !
I love it!
Kerry aka Hoerseface
You mean horses ass. Thats the way I see it.
ob1:
The horse, obviously, when everyone is calling you "horse face."
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Well played, Tyler!
Anybody seen this comedy piece about our friend, Andrew Ross Foreskin?
http://www.salon.com/2014/03/14/andrew_ross_sorkin_is_going_to_make_a_sh...
Lavrov: "Get your hand off my chest you spineless weasel."
Kerry: "Sorry...didn't get my oats this morning."
Lavrov: "Did you just cut a fart ?"
Kerry: "They can't Putin' back in the bottle ! " the Genie is out.
Lavrov: "you stink"
Kerry: "I'm going to cry !"
Or, up next: the Great False Flag uniting all bootlickers and warmongers...er I mean, Democrips and Rebloodlicans
Up next Fascism
Against Ukraine War? Obama May Seize Your AssetsThank goodness all my assets fell out of my neighbors boat.
Oh, look it's Forbes, they gone brain-dead some years ago. Their twists of logic are truly nauseating. So I only read it when I feel a need to vomit.
And if the Ukraine joins the Euro club that schwine will definitely seize their assets. 'Tis ok though, as 'assets' is a fancy double-think which means 'debt liabilities', so they'll integrate perfectly with that system.
Well, when you decide to bluff, holding a pair of deuces...
Strategery.
So where's the betting thread about the coming false flag?
I'm calling a mysterious 777 loaded with radioactives and Semtex, detonating 2000 feet above Austin, TX.
Good riddance South by So What.
Mary Celeste 777 zombie plane will show up in one of Larry Silverstein's builidngs after the thermite is installed.
Israeli movers will be junping up and down in Hoboken again.
we all know about digital pictures ... pictures as proof, yeah whats next you read it on the internet?
Kerry lavrov is still the best hope for peace! these guys are the only ones who can convince their bosses to come to the table!
.
"We're freakin' doomed."
--
The Mogambo Guru
What is wrong for Amerika!? How is "government for people, by people" so full of idiot!? Incompetency like is happen today is cannot possibly happen by mistake!
why idiots amigo? dont like democrats?
Well, leaders are a reflection of electorate?
But no reason to fell ashame, similar idiots occupy similar positions everywhere you look.
I am kind of tired of this Putin is the crook discussion. He is acting very peacefully and just doing what he is expected to do. How quickly did everyone forget the basic facts of how this thing started?
OK
Obomba at the top, community organizer and one-term State Senator
Then Biden, ceritifed village idiot
Kerry, do-nothing patrician empty suiter
Sibelius, never saw a bureaucratic fuckup she didn't like
Susan Rice, clueless liberal Berkeley, coined the term "humanitarian bombing"
Samantha Powers, equally clueless bureaucrat who never held a real job in her life
Jack Lew, butt-boy for the global banking masters
Eric Holder, criminal negligence in action
I mean you couldn't find a weaker team if you tried
@OpenthepodbaydoorHAL You are absolutely correct in not being able to find a weaker team. Throw Yellen in there too and you've got all Obama's top picks. But what could one expect from probably the most incompetent president in history? I mean seriously...
Look at what is to come, Hitlery Clinton POTUS 2016. Its not raining, its a flood.
2016 Coven of four: Yellen, Hillary, K. Sebelius, Christine Lagarde.
Brewin' some Putin in the Ukraine cauldron.
No way. When Fascism needs the unconstitutional or illegal they turn to the Bush house of the damned -- been doing the bidding of Fascism since 1912.
Jeb installed 2016.
(mark this post)
Well said, Open... I'd give you twenty up votes if I could. Let me add two points to strengthen yours.
1. Liberals of the leftist type perennial go for weak minded morons. The most important quality is that they SAY the right things and bite their lips with emotion at the right times. Competency is considered suspicious.
2. Arrogant wannabee autocrats always have to pick people dumber than themselves. They MUST be the smartest person in the room and actual intelligence and competence is a real threat. Obama is a true "empty suit" with a generally empty head except for leftist doctrine, platitudes and even anger. To get dumber than Obama you have to have a Biden, Kerry and Hillary...all true morons. You need an enabler like Holder who can sort of block for you and is thoroughly corrupted. Ask Marc Rich how much his favoritism costs.
Welcome to America where perhaps we are electing the idiots that represent at least 51% of who we have become...dependent, weak minded, lazy serfs.
"A people hire A people. B people hire C people." -- Steve Jobs
"C people hire F people"-- B. Banzai
I did not realize Jobs wrote that. It is absolutely true and fits into my theory of why virtually all companies fail over time. However, that is another discussion.
The good thing about companies is that the damage is self limiting. With government we get to spread the failure around.
and....Kerry makes Love, not War. Kerry quit fighting 40 years ago and don't think he has fought for anything since Vietnam.
Then why are they still actively exercising their incompetence?
So, what makes anyone think Team Weak is not the goal?!
Hard to fabricate the future with spines in your nominees.
If this wasn't all "by accident" then someone would see something coming, which means culpability
How is "government for people, by people" so full of idiot!?
QED !
fuck you angel of joy you elitist puke --don't lay these assholes on my doorstep---I didn't do one thing to deserve this gov't --in fact I spent time and money to prevent these cretins form being in the position they are--what the fuck did you do-huh--pray alot--you're the fucking idiot.
You might be part of the minority.
By the way you express yourself though, I believe you're not !
Did you buy any houses?
Do you use Currency?
Have you made money from the Stock Market?
Do you support corporations?
Did you support the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq?
Did you vote and give the Government legitimacy?
My wager is that you have reaped ill gotten gains through GAMING THE SYSTEM.
So you are a complicit MOTHER FUCKER. You can attempt to justify it anyway that you want.
Now you can pray. But I believe that yours will go unheard and unanswered. This entire Nation who has turned away from God deserves this.
So go and AUTOFELLATE YOU SPINELESS FUCK. YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING THAT YOU ARE GOING TO GET.
Don't forget the auto vote counting machines who's output is always 51 vs. 49het upped toward the oligarch way so we serfs keep the 'hope' we can change things.
Yeah.......................... but they got a free phone, didn't they ?
It got this way because the dominator culture has been culling the best men out of my family every generation since 1860, in order to supress legitimate, qualified, superior competition. It takes extraordinary luck and wits to make touchdowns when you start in an orphange and advancing to red headed stepchild is a good thing.
Revenge is justice delivered personally.
My my, there is a lot of truth in this statement!
screw revenge!
“History is ending because the dominator culture has led the human species into a blind alley, and as the inevitable chaostrophie approaches, people look for metaphors and answers. Every time a culture gets into trouble it casts itself back into the past looking for the last sane moment it ever knew. And the last sane moment we ever knew was on the plains of Africa 15,000 years ago rocked in the cradle of the Great Horned Mushroom Goddess before history, before standing armies, before slavery and property, before warfare and phonetic alphabets and monotheism, before, before, before. And this is where the future is taking us because the secret faith of the twentieth century is not modernism, the secret faith of the twentieth century is nostalgia for the archaic, nostalgia for the paleolithic, and that gives us body piercing, abstract expressionism, surrealism, jazz, rock-n-roll and catastrophe theory. The 20th century mind is nostalgic for the paradise that once existed on the mushroom dotted plains of Africa where the plant-human symbiosis occurred that pulled us out of the animal body and into the tool-using, culture-making, imagination-exploring creature that we are. And why does this matter? It matters because it shows that the way out is back and that the future is a forward escape into the past. This is what the psychedelic experience means. Its a doorway out of history and into the wiring under the board in eternity. And I tell you this because if the community understands what it is that holds it together the community will be better able to streamline itself for flight into hyperspace because what we need is a new myth, what we need is a new true story that tells us where we're going in the universe and that true story is that the ego is a product of pathology, and when psilocybin is regularly part of the human experience the ego is supressed and the supression of the ego means the defeat of the dominators, the materialists, the product peddlers. Psychedelics return us to the inner worth of the self, to the importance of the feeling of immediate experience - and nobody can sell that to you and nobody can buy it from you, so the dominator culture is not interested in the felt presence of immediate experience, but that's what holds the community together. And as we break out of the silly myths of science, and the infantile obsessions of the marketplace what we discover through the psychedelic experience is that in the body, IN THE BODY, there are Niagras of beauty, alien beauty, alien dimensions that are part of the self, the richest part of life. I think of going to the grave without having a psychedelic experience like going to the grave without ever having sex. It means that you never figured out what it is all about. The mystery is in the body and the way the body works itself into nature. What the Archaic Revival means is shamanism, ecstacy, orgiastic sexuality, and the defeat of the three enemies of the people. And the three enemies of the people are hegemony, monogamy and monotony! And if you get them on the run you have the dominators sweating folks, because that means your getting it all reconnected, and getting it all reconnected means putting aside the idea of separateness and self-definition through thing-fetish. Getting it all connected means tapping into the Gaian mind, and the Gaian mind is what we're calling the psychedelic experience. Its an experience of the living fact of the entelechy of the planet. And without that experience we wander in a desert of bogus ideologies. But with that experience the compass of the self can be set, and that's the idea; figuring out how to reset the compass of the self through community, through ecstatic dance, through psychedelics, sexuality, intelligence, INTELLIGENCE. This is what we have to have to make the forward escape into hyperspace.”
-McKenna, The Archaic Reviival, 1992
He just really wants to shit. And he says: Lavrov, I need a break, it's very important and very urgent!
My only question is does John Kohn only eat from a kosher feedbag?
Ask his wife...
ROFL
First two letters of John is Jo
First two letters of Kerry is Ke
John Kerry = JoKe
who, by the way, is looking worse than him these days... which is saying something:
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1430433/thumbs/o-TERESA-HEINZ-KERRY-facebook.jpg
btw, uncanny resemblence to 'barroness rothschild'.... no looker heself.
http://seeker401.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/baroness20philippine20de20rothschild2.jpg
maybe carrying around demons isn't all fun and games?
The ugly... it burns.
Poor old Dude forgot his choppers, again.
My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
There should probably be a permanent link to this on ZH. I know I sure needed it after those two pics. http://www.eyebleach.us/
Excellent.
[/Mr. Burns]
My eyes... They feel so much better now...
Camel Toes for $1000, Alex.
as they age the mask starts to reveal more of the reptilian structure underneath.
Is that a baphomet pendant she's wearing?
Did you see the massive devil ram necklace on that Rothie?
Out in the open and flaunting it.
and some people say that those who claim that satanists currently run the world are conspiracy nut jobs...
AS time has passed, each and everyone of us has admitted at some point that (to an extent): "The conspiracy theorists are right! They've always been right!"
The nutjobs are by and large either brainwashed, ignorant, or active disinformation agents.
I find her to be very good looking for 75 years of age. A high resolution photo would make most of us look bad. She has maintained her body far better than most. It is unfair to pick on the skin mottling of old people. From any distance past two feet away she would be remarkably good looking for her age.
I do not know anything about her, but I do despise Kerry.
She has a funny first name for a red shield---Maria.
She is Roman Catholic.
Theresa is like looking at the **king devil. What happened to her? It is like he had her "stroked" after he became Secretariat.
When you get in the State Dept as a manager can you tell the guys across the hall at El See Eye AA Duh to have people whacked and shit?
That is pretty witty for a Friday afternoon!
lmao HyBrasilian.
You know you can't talk to a horse of course, unless of course, the name of that horse is the famous Mr. Kohn...
Lots and pots and kettles calling each other in that dustup. Show me a caudillo who isn't a murderer.
BS. He's a nothing. Let's hope the protesters hang all their commies from light poles.
I've developed one of my operating theories on this. I think that this guy was put in to stink up the position of secretary of state to make Hitlery look better to buoy her presidential run.
You are probably correct. It's all smoke and mirrors...and horses.
If Kerry weren´t such a lousy SoS, I´d say stop picking on him, too easy. But he is a such stinko..., so carry on.
What would that matter? It's obvious by now that presidents are decided years in advance.
...presidential ru(i)n.
It's as though US foreign policy were being decided on the hoof.
Kerry's chin looks like it was injected with the same shit the bitchezz use to build up their butts.
Maybe Kerry need a thong on his chin.
Cue the Munsters theme music......
Looks like Kerry is trying to pass an air bisquit without making a sound. Probably soiled himself. Get Depends John
John, Why so long in the face.....
Ok somebody had to....
an oldie by goodie....Mr. Kerry....Why the long face?
Long Face, Short content...
Hoof in mouth disease.
separated at birth?
http://theblacksphere.net/separated-at-birth/john-kerry
his face is melting... something very off here.
He looks like a cadaver from all the botox. It's like bad mortuary makeup. His mane is fabulous, though.
Funny, but I don't feel sorry for Mr. Kohn.
""Mr. Kerry, we denounce to the whole world, you encourage the violence in Venezuela ... We denounce you as a murderer of the Venezuelan people.""
can't say that i disagree about mr skull & bones
only missing a bunch of carrots
"Willlbbur"
Douche Bag w/ Ketchup in it
United States is the largest importer of Venezuela's oil exports.
"dis is beautiful. . . what is dat velvet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-eb61BLIWw
Secretariat :-) Good one Tyler!
Triple clown WINNER
Tyler, did you say it has been a horrible weak for the Secretariat?
"It's been a horsible week for the secritariat.. buhhrhrhrhrhhrhr"
Kerry is a fucking scum bag.. but seriously.. Your country is not our country. If you can't keep your shit in order because someone in another country says something on the level of a 5th grader, that's your fucking problem.
+1
This also applies to cartoons and Youtube videos muslims.
Yeah but our country is not our country either.
I'm not sure if you're getting the point or not getting the point. Ultimately Kerry should shut the fuck up and your guy should stop being such a panzy ass as to blame riots on something he says.
In this picture, Lavrov had just made an off cuff statement about being so hungry he could eat a horse.
Read the Fine article..... Thats Venzuelas foreign minister not Lavrov...
3 guesses on where "lost" drone is. Hint; read Red October but with Russian plot twist.
Look at who he works for...
Master Race All Stars
They shoot horses, don't they?
FRANKENSTEIN liveesssssssssssssssssss !
I call bullshit on the Venezuela foreign minister.
No fucking way John Kerry is competent enough to accomplish anything even remotely close to that.
He certainly looks the part of a creepy mortician serial murderer.
Murderer of Venezuelan, Egyptian, Syrian, Iraqi, Afghani, Libyan, Ukranian ... and on and on, people.
But isn't that the point? Both to undermine the trust and relationsip between the US people and their government and financial institutions while at the same time turning the whole wolrd against the US.
He is playing his part, perfectly. He has to be both incompetent and unlikeable, just like those around him.
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Then this has been the most successful week of his life.
Give him a sugar cube and some oats as a reward.
The fantastic psychedelic incredible plastic imploding Obama administration
Notably curious, no Christians were framed to go down with this disaster.
Sarah Jessica Parker is shaking her feedbag in anger at these insults.
imagine the foals they could have.
JINX! BUY ME A COKE!
Great minds think alike and all that...
Kerry: "We used to make such beautiful peace together."
Lavrov: gapes.
They would have just ended up on John "Frenchy" Kerry's dinner table.
Can you imagine the cute ass colts they would have?
well, I see you went with colts...
I started with foals and saw that you had me by a minute and then switched to colts. I find it uncanny that even our statements were darn near the same. Good on ya John....
same to you. some funny shit is just true. this horse meme is one of them.
Old joke I posted before: Kerry and Parker walk into a bar, bartender looks down the bar at the two jockeys having a beer and says 'Guys! Your rides are here!'
Too true, don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
He should relax, take his boat and go play sea biscuit off the coast of Maine.
Call a veteriarian...old boy is off his oats...
Maybe Kerry can CatSup or Ketchup (to the pack) ?
Putin Put.
Kerry Catsup.
Who knows what's next weak ? *all spelling intense-ional*
Tomato flight ?
Food fight ?
Gas bag ?
Maybe Kerry can warm-up to that ?
Ketchup slow ?
For those old enough to remember the old TV commercial...anticipation !! ...waiting...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae6ofz3fgD8
Have a Karrot, Kerry.
The Cheltenham Gold Cup is on at the moment here in the UK. Come on Kerry, get your priorities right.
Runners and riders.
"Horsefeathers"
Wihhhlllburrr.
And to think this horse-faced ass has been at the top of the food chain for decades.
It really just goes to show how shallow this Obama Regime really is.
It amounts to Sarah Palin's Alaska high-school "in-crowd" that the corporate media likes to jab at at, except with ...
But Team Obama is nothing compared to the pulsating Jubilex the Chicago-Google-Complex is bringing to the table in 2016.
We are only beginning Act 2.
Pretty bad state of affairs when the likes of Kerry, Feinstein and Reed all get a pass on this wantonly criminal Obama Cabal.
I'm sad to admit I was dumb enough to vote for this bastard for president. The Dems lied to me on 06 when I voted for them because they said they would end the war, and they did just the opposite. Then the Reps lied to me in 08 when I voted for them to pull in spending. Now I'm convinced if you vote Dem/Rep you are part of the problem. In fact, "the vote is like a meaningless joke,"
--The Monster, Steppenwolf
The spirit was freedom and justice
And it's keepers seem friendly and kind
It's leaders were supposed to serve the country
But now they won't pay it no mind
'Cause the people got fat and grew lazy
Now their vote is like a meaningless joke
You know they talk about law, about order
But it's all just an echo of what they've been told
'Cause there's a monster on the loose
It's got our heads into a noose
And it just sits there watchin'
Don't feel bad, it took me until halfway through Obama's first term to finally realize that all presidents are fucking puppets and it doesn't matter who you vote for. I actually had high hopes for the guy.
This is what you get when you have puppets instead of leaders. Putin is leading while Obama is being told what to do.
No contest.
Just curious, what part of "fundimentally transform America" did you not get?
At any time?