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It Has Been A Horrible Week For The Secretariat Of State

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If anyone ever said John Kerry - arguably the worst Secretariat of State in recent US history - didn't know how to look regal in photo ops of failure after epic failure, they obviously have never this picture. Such majesty, such posture, such a shiny coat. Just don't look him in the mouth.


And just in case the SoS felt bad about abusing taxpayer funds for a completely meaningless, if quite luxurious, trip to London where the Russians once again schooled the US Department of State, here comes Venezuela's foreign minister who just called Kerry a "murderer." From Reuters:

Venezuela's foreign minister lambasted U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry on Friday as a "murderer" fomenting unrest that has killed 28 people in the South American OPEC member nation.


"Mr. Kerry, we denounce to the whole world, you encourage the violence in Venezuela ... We denounce you as a murderer of the Venezuelan people."


"In Guatemala, you said to me 'you have to lower the tone'," Jaua added in his speech. "We are not going to lower the tone to any empire until you order your lackeys in Venezuela to cease the violence against the people."


"Every time we're about to isolate and reduce the violence, Mr. Kerry comes out with a declaration and immediately the street protests are activated."

Probably a good, if blunt, way to summarize Kerry's job performance. The good news: after a week like this, things can only get better for the Swift botox expert. Unless they don't.

h/t @Neringa25


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Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:33 | 4549568 Iocosus
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"I decided to look like an asshat after initially deciding against it."

John Kerry

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:37 | 4549590 john39
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Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:45 | 4549631 Divided States ...
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Such a long week for Kerry....oh well, time to go to the Bahamas on a yacht, drinking some nice tequila and relax for the weekend! Might see some fireworks also! (Just over in Ukraine)

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:50 | 4549656 nope-1004
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He's always sticking out his tongue after every sentence spoken, and it drives me nuts.  In this pic, is he crying?  Looks to me like a picture of defeat / regret / obligation / apathy / loss.  Very telling.


Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:55 | 4549683 McMolotov
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We're coming down the homestretch of the Great Ponzi and Kerry pulled up lame. Up next: the glue factory.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 17:14 | 4549777 Occident Mortal
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The picture in the article looks like Kerry is actually soiling himself.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 17:26 | 4549820 0b1knob
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Secretariat =/= secretary.     Or is it a humorous reference to the famous race horse?

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 17:34 | 4549866 macholatte
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it has been a horrible week for the world.

America, look what you have done to yourself. Look what you have done to everyone else.


We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

Benjamin Franklin

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 19:26 | 4550225 Reptil
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Kimberly Marten (CFR) thinks it's all a jolly good laugh
toecurling talk on prime time tv

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 20:20 | 4550407 Stackers
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I'm sorry, I dont have any Grey Poupon

Sat, 03/15/2014 - 01:00 | 4551226 StychoKiller
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If the Republicons don't take back the Senate from these inept Decepticrats, they're all braindead!

Sat, 03/15/2014 - 03:23 | 4551350 Element
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er ... but the Democraps and Republicunts both are brain dead.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 17:36 | 4549872 LMAOLORI
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It is a humorous reference one that I can't stop laughing about.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 17:58 | 4549942 ThirdWorldDude
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"Just don't look him in the mouth."  LMFAO!!!

You only inspect the horse's teeth if you're about to buy it.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 18:25 | 4550033 LMAOLORI
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Neigh that's not a horse I would want in my stable (tears in my eyes now from laughing)

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 18:38 | 4550073 Winston Churchill
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Hey John you look overworked,fancy going for a curry later.

Sat, 03/15/2014 - 08:23 | 4551533 Zadok
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Who would want to grab those lips to open the mouth...ostensibly to look at the teeth. Eeew! Nasty!
Secretariat of State !
I love it!

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 18:57 | 4550139 Cynicles
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Kerry aka Hoerseface

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 23:39 | 4551042 pigs-n-space
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You mean horses ass. Thats the way I see it.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 20:27 | 4550433 MarsInScorpio
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The horse, obviously, when everyone is calling you "horse face."


Fri, 03/14/2014 - 17:27 | 4549826 NotApplicable
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Well played, Tyler!

Anybody seen this comedy piece about our friend, Andrew Ross Foreskin?

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 19:42 | 4550281 ebworthen
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Lavrov:  "Get your hand off my chest you spineless weasel."

Kerry:  "Sorry...didn't get my oats this morning."

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 20:39 | 4550461 HardlyZero
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Lavrov: "Did you just cut a fart ?"

Kerry: "They can't Putin' back in the bottle ! "   the Genie is out.

Lavrov: "you stink"

Kerry: "I'm going to cry !"

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 17:00 | 4549715 The Proletariat
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Or, up next:  the Great False Flag uniting all bootlickers and I mean, Democrips and Rebloodlicans

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 17:45 | 4549906 cossack55
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Thank goodness all my assets fell out of my neighbors boat.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 22:56 | 4550917 Unknown User
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Oh, look it's Forbes, they gone brain-dead some years ago. Their twists of logic are truly nauseating. So I only read it when I feel a need to vomit.

Sat, 03/15/2014 - 03:32 | 4551352 Element
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And if the Ukraine joins the Euro club that schwine will definitely seize their assets. 'Tis ok though, as 'assets' is a fancy double-think  which means 'debt liabilities', so they'll integrate perfectly with that system.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 17:01 | 4549720 kaiserhoff
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Well, when you decide to bluff, holding a pair of deuces...

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 17:05 | 4549743 McMolotov
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Fri, 03/14/2014 - 17:28 | 4549831 RafterManFMJ
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So where's the betting thread about the coming false flag?

I'm calling a mysterious 777 loaded with radioactives and Semtex, detonating 2000 feet above Austin, TX.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 17:48 | 4549914 Talleyrand
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Good riddance South by So What.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 18:13 | 4549992 Freddie
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Mary Celeste 777 zombie plane will show up in one of Larry Silverstein's builidngs after the thermite is installed.

Israeli movers will be junping up and down in Hoboken again.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 17:00 | 4549721 Arius
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we all know about digital pictures ... pictures as proof, yeah whats next you read it on the internet?

Kerry lavrov is still the best hope for peace! these guys are the only ones who can convince their bosses to come to the table!

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 17:20 | 4549802 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Kerry lavrov is still the best hope for peace! these guys are the only ones who can convince their bosses to come to the table!

"We're freakin' doomed."
The Mogambo Guru

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:55 | 4549684 Boris Alatovkrap
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What is wrong for Amerika!? How is "government for people, by people" so full of idiot!? Incompetency like is happen today is cannot possibly happen by mistake!

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 17:02 | 4549726 Arius
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why idiots amigo?  dont like democrats?

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 17:19 | 4549799 FlipFlop
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Well, leaders are a reflection of electorate?

But no reason to fell ashame, similar idiots occupy similar positions everywhere you look.

I am kind of tired of this Putin is the crook discussion. He is acting very peacefully and just doing what he is expected to do. How quickly did everyone forget the basic facts of how this thing started?

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 17:22 | 4549809 OpenThePodBayDoorHAL
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Obomba at the top, community organizer and one-term State Senator

Then Biden, ceritifed village idiot

Kerry, do-nothing patrician empty suiter

Sibelius, never saw a bureaucratic fuckup she didn't like

Susan Rice, clueless liberal Berkeley, coined the term "humanitarian bombing"

Samantha Powers, equally clueless bureaucrat who never held a real job in her life

Jack Lew, butt-boy for the global banking masters

Eric Holder, criminal negligence in action

I mean you couldn't find a weaker team if you tried

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 18:22 | 4550019 grgy
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@OpenthepodbaydoorHAL  You are absolutely correct in not being able to find a weaker team. Throw Yellen in there too and you've got all Obama's top picks.  But what could one expect from probably the most incompetent president in history?  I mean seriously...

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 19:24 | 4550220 newbie vampire
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Look at what is to come, Hitlery Clinton POTUS 2016.  Its not raining, its a flood.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 20:53 | 4550505 HardlyZero
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2016 Coven of four: Yellen, Hillary, K. Sebelius, Christine Lagarde. 

Brewin' some Putin in the Ukraine cauldron.

Sat, 03/15/2014 - 08:41 | 4551547 Pee Wee
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No way.  When Fascism needs the unconstitutional or illegal they turn to the Bush house of the damned -- been doing the bidding of Fascism since 1912.

Jeb installed 2016.

(mark this post)

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 20:37 | 4550468 FreedomGuy
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Well said, Open...  I'd give you twenty up votes if I could. Let me add two points to strengthen yours.

1. Liberals of the leftist type perennial go for weak minded morons. The most important quality is that they SAY the right things and bite their lips with emotion at the right times. Competency is considered suspicious.

2. Arrogant wannabee autocrats always have to pick people dumber than themselves. They MUST be the smartest person in the room and actual intelligence and competence is a real threat. Obama is a true "empty suit" with a generally empty head except for leftist doctrine, platitudes and even anger. To get dumber than Obama you have to have a Biden, Kerry and Hillary...all true morons. You need an enabler like Holder who can sort of block for you and is thoroughly corrupted. Ask Marc Rich how much his favoritism costs.

Welcome to America where perhaps we are electing the idiots that represent at least 51% of who we have become...dependent, weak minded, lazy serfs.

Sat, 03/15/2014 - 00:42 | 4551195 Buckaroo Banzai
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"A people hire A people. B people hire C people." -- Steve Jobs

"C people hire F people"-- B. Banzai

Sat, 03/15/2014 - 15:00 | 4552407 FreedomGuy
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I did not realize Jobs wrote that. It is absolutely true and fits into my theory of why virtually all companies fail over time. However, that is another discussion.

The good thing about companies is that the damage is self limiting. With government we get to spread the failure around.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 20:47 | 4550494 HardlyZero
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and....Kerry makes Love, not War.  Kerry quit fighting 40 years ago and don't think he has fought for anything since Vietnam.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 22:09 | 4550756 Zadok
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Then why are they still actively exercising their incompetence?

Sat, 03/15/2014 - 08:38 | 4551542 Pee Wee
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So, what makes anyone think Team Weak is not the goal?!

Hard to fabricate the future with spines in your nominees.

If this wasn't all "by accident" then someone would see something coming, which means culpability

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 17:56 | 4549933 angel_of_joy
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How is "government for people, by people" so full of idiot!?


  1. A majority of people are more or less idiots.
  2. People get the government they deserve (see Joseph de Maistre).


Fri, 03/14/2014 - 18:14 | 4549993 g speed
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fuck you angel of joy you elitist puke --don't lay these assholes on my doorstep---I didn't do one thing to deserve this gov't --in fact I spent time and money to prevent these cretins form being in the position they are--what the fuck did you do-huh--pray alot--you're the fucking idiot.

Sat, 03/15/2014 - 02:02 | 4551304 angel_of_joy
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You might be part of the minority.

By the way you express yourself though, I believe you're not !

Sat, 03/15/2014 - 02:23 | 4551320 Tall Tom
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Did you buy any houses?

Do you use Currency?

Have you made money from the Stock Market?

Do you support corporations?

Did you support the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq?

Did you vote and give the Government legitimacy?


My wager is that you have reaped ill gotten gains through GAMING THE SYSTEM.


So you are a complicit MOTHER FUCKER. You can attempt to justify it anyway that you want.


Now you can pray. But I believe that yours will go unheard and unanswered. This entire Nation who has turned away from God deserves this.





Sat, 03/15/2014 - 08:51 | 4551561 Zadok
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Don't forget the auto vote counting machines who's output is always 51 vs. 49het upped toward the oligarch way so we serfs keep the 'hope' we can change things.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 19:26 | 4550231 newbie vampire
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Yeah.......................... but they got a free phone, didn't they ?

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 22:33 | 4550831 monad
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It got this way because the dominator culture has been culling the best men out of my family every generation since 1860, in order to supress legitimate, qualified, superior competition. It takes extraordinary luck and wits to make touchdowns when you start in an orphange and advancing to red headed stepchild is a good thing.
Revenge is justice delivered personally.

Sat, 03/15/2014 - 08:52 | 4551563 Zadok
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My my, there is a lot of truth in this statement!

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 08:55 | 4554449 trader1
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screw revenge!



“History is ending because the dominator culture has led the human species into a blind alley, and as the inevitable chaostrophie approaches, people look for metaphors and answers. Every time a culture gets into trouble it casts itself back into the past looking for the last sane moment it ever knew. And the last sane moment we ever knew was on the plains of Africa 15,000 years ago rocked in the cradle of the Great Horned Mushroom Goddess before history, before standing armies, before slavery and property, before warfare and phonetic alphabets and monotheism, before, before, before. And this is where the future is taking us because the secret faith of the twentieth century is not modernism, the secret faith of the twentieth century is nostalgia for the archaic, nostalgia for the paleolithic, and that gives us body piercing, abstract expressionism, surrealism, jazz, rock-n-roll and catastrophe theory. The 20th century mind is nostalgic for the paradise that once existed on the mushroom dotted plains of Africa where the plant-human symbiosis occurred that pulled us out of the animal body and into the tool-using, culture-making, imagination-exploring creature that we are. And why does this matter? It matters because it shows that the way out is back and that the future is a forward escape into the past. This is what the psychedelic experience means. Its a doorway out of history and into the wiring under the board in eternity. And I tell you this because if the community understands what it is that holds it together the community will be better able to streamline itself for flight into hyperspace because what we need is a new myth, what we need is a new true story that tells us where we're going in the universe and that true story is that the ego is a product of pathology, and when psilocybin is regularly part of the human experience the ego is supressed and the supression of the ego means the defeat of the dominators, the materialists, the product peddlers. Psychedelics return us to the inner worth of the self, to the importance of the feeling of immediate experience - and nobody can sell that to you and nobody can buy it from you, so the dominator culture is not interested in the felt presence of immediate experience, but that's what holds the community together. And as we break out of the silly myths of science, and the infantile obsessions of the marketplace what we discover through the psychedelic experience is that in the body, IN THE BODY, there are Niagras of beauty, alien beauty, alien dimensions that are part of the self, the richest part of life. I think of going to the grave without having a psychedelic experience like going to the grave without ever having sex. It means that you never figured out what it is all about. The mystery is in the body and the way the body works itself into nature. What the Archaic Revival means is shamanism, ecstacy, orgiastic sexuality, and the defeat of the three enemies of the people. And the three enemies of the people are hegemony, monogamy and monotony! And if you get them on the run you have the dominators sweating folks, because that means your getting it all reconnected, and getting it all reconnected means putting aside the idea of separateness and self-definition through thing-fetish. Getting it all connected means tapping into the Gaian mind, and the Gaian mind is what we're calling the psychedelic experience. Its an experience of the living fact of the entelechy of the planet. And without that experience we wander in a desert of bogus ideologies. But with that experience the compass of the self can be set, and that's the idea; figuring out how to reset the compass of the self through community, through ecstatic dance, through psychedelics, sexuality, intelligence, INTELLIGENCE. This is what we have to have to make the forward escape into hyperspace.”

-McKenna, The Archaic Reviival, 1992


Fri, 03/14/2014 - 21:29 | 4550637 silvermail
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He just really wants to shit. And he says:  Lavrov, I need a break, it's very important and very urgent!

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:45 | 4549635 HyBrasilian
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My only question is does John Kohn only eat from a kosher feedbag?

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:46 | 4549641 DoChenRollingBearing
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Ask his wife...

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:50 | 4549654 WillyGroper
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Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:50 | 4549657 Divided States ...
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First two letters of John is Jo

First two letters of Kerry is Ke

John Kerry = JoKe

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:53 | 4549676 john39
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who, by the way, is looking worse than him these days... which is saying something:

btw, uncanny resemblence to 'barroness rothschild'....  no looker heself.

maybe carrying around demons isn't all fun and games?

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:56 | 4549689 McMolotov
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The ugly... it burns.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 17:04 | 4549740 kaiserhoff
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Poor old Dude forgot his choppers, again.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 17:15 | 4549778 IridiumRebel
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My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 17:29 | 4549812 Overfed
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There should probably be a permanent link to this on ZH.  I know I sure needed it after those two pics.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 17:30 | 4549842 McMolotov
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[/Mr. Burns]

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 19:05 | 4550153 Herd Redirectio...
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My eyes... They feel so much better now...

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 19:54 | 4550325 g'kar
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Camel Toes for $1000, Alex.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 17:02 | 4549730 adr
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as they age the mask starts to reveal more of the reptilian structure underneath.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 17:15 | 4549782 Polonius
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Is that a baphomet pendant she's wearing?

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 17:26 | 4549824 Jendrzejczyk
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Did you see the massive devil ram necklace on that Rothie?

Out in the open and flaunting it.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 17:32 | 4549852 john39
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and some people say that those who claim that satanists currently run the world are conspiracy nut jobs...

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 19:06 | 4550157 Herd Redirectio...
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AS time has passed, each and everyone of us has admitted at some point that (to an extent): "The conspiracy theorists are right!  They've always been right!"

The nutjobs are by and large either brainwashed, ignorant, or active disinformation agents.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 18:20 | 4549987 Tapeworm
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I find her to be very good looking for 75 years of age. A high resolution photo would make most of us look bad. She has maintained her body far better than most. It is unfair to pick on the skin mottling of old people. From any distance past two feet away she would be remarkably good looking for her age.

 I do not know anything about her, but I do despise Kerry.

 She has a funny first name for a red shield---Maria.

She is Roman Catholic.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 18:18 | 4550011 Freddie
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Theresa is like looking at the **king devil.  What happened to her?  It is like he had her "stroked" after he became Secretariat.  

When you get in the State Dept as a manager can you tell the guys across the hall at El See Eye AA Duh to have people whacked and shit?

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 17:58 | 4549939 gafgroocK
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That is pretty witty for a Friday afternoon!

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 17:03 | 4549731 Yen Cross
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lmao HyBrasilian.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 17:17 | 4549786 Overfed
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You know you can't talk to a horse of course, unless of  course, the name of that horse is the famous Mr. Kohn...

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:47 | 4549645 ParkAveFlasher
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Lots and pots and kettles calling each other in that dustup.  Show me a caudillo who isn't a murderer.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 17:03 | 4549736 Treeplanter
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BS.  He's a nothing.  Let's hope the protesters hang all their commies from light poles.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:38 | 4549598 Canadian Dirtlump
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I've developed one of my operating theories on this. I think that this guy was put in to stink up the position of secretary of state to make Hitlery look better to buoy her presidential run.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:41 | 4549619 SilverIsKing
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You are probably correct.  It's all smoke and mirrors...and horses.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 17:24 | 4549637 DoChenRollingBearing
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If Kerry weren´t such a lousy SoS, I´d say stop picking on him, too easy.  But he is a such stinko..., so carry on.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:42 | 4549622 SheepDog-One
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What would that matter? It's obvious by now that presidents are decided years in advance.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 17:32 | 4549847 Jendrzejczyk
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...presidential ru(i)n.



Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:53 | 4549674 Beard of Zeus
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It's as though US foreign policy were being decided on the hoof.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 17:02 | 4549727 holmes
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Kerry's chin looks like it was injected with the same shit the bitchezz use to build up their butts.

Maybe Kerry need a thong on his chin.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 17:08 | 4549755 Dixie Rect
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Cue the Munsters theme music......

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 18:16 | 4550002 robertsgt40
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Looks like Kerry is trying to pass an air bisquit without making a sound. Probably soiled himself. Get Depends John

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 20:57 | 4550532 gatorengineer
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John, Why so long in the face.....


Ok somebody had to....

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:33 | 4549570 B2u
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an oldie by goodie....Mr. Kerry....Why the long face?

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:38 | 4549596 carbonmutant
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Long Face, Short content...

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:38 | 4549599 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Hoof in mouth disease.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:41 | 4549618 john39
Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:38 | 4549597 john39
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his face is melting... something very off here.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:49 | 4549650 McMolotov
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He looks like a cadaver from all the botox. It's like bad mortuary makeup. His mane is fabulous, though.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:33 | 4549571 666
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Funny, but I don't feel sorry for Mr. Kohn.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:33 | 4549572 tony bonn
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""Mr. Kerry, we denounce to the whole world, you encourage the violence in Venezuela ... We denounce you as a murderer of the Venezuelan people.""

can't say that i disagree about mr skull & bones

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:34 | 4549573 duo
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only missing a bunch of carrots

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:34 | 4549580 Arrowshot
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Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:35 | 4549581 Concentrated po...
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Douche Bag w/ Ketchup in it

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:35 | 4549582 Iam Yue2
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United States is the largest importer of Venezuela's oil exports.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:35 | 4549583 Dr. Venkman
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"dis is beautiful. . . what is dat velvet?


Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:35 | 4549585 Tracerfan
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Secretariat :-)  Good one Tyler!

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:37 | 4549593 Hovel Downs
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Triple clown WINNER

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:37 | 4549589 Kirk2NCC1701
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Tyler, did you say it has been a horrible weak for the Secretariat?

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:47 | 4549644 UGrev
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"It's been a horsible week for the secritariat.. buhhrhrhrhrhhrhr"

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:38 | 4549594 UGrev
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Kerry is a fucking scum bag.. but seriously.. Your country is not our country. If you can't keep your shit in order because someone in another country says something on the level of a 5th grader, that's your fucking problem. 

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:41 | 4549615 Bosch
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This also applies to cartoons and Youtube videos muslims. 

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 18:20 | 4550022 Freddie
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Yeah but our country is not our country either.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 20:05 | 4550361 UGrev
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I'm not sure if you're getting the point or not getting the point. Ultimately Kerry should shut the fuck up and your guy should stop being such a panzy ass as to blame riots on something he says.  

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:39 | 4549600 Martial
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In this picture, Lavrov had just made an off cuff statement about being so hungry he could eat a horse.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:53 | 4549670 Cygnus Nigri
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Read the Fine article..... Thats Venzuelas foreign minister not Lavrov...

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:57 | 4549700 KickIce
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3 guesses on where "lost" drone is.  Hint; read Red October but with Russian plot twist.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:38 | 4549601 carbonmutant
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Look at who he works for...

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:40 | 4549608 monad
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Master Race All Stars

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:39 | 4549604 kaiserhoff
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They shoot horses, don't they?

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:40 | 4549606 surf0766
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FRANKENSTEIN liveesssssssssssssssssss !

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:40 | 4549607 Bosch
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I call bullshit on the Venezuela foreign minister. 


No fucking way John Kerry is competent enough to accomplish anything even remotely close to that. 

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:40 | 4549609 SheepDog-One
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He certainly looks the part of a creepy mortician serial murderer.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:40 | 4549611 Notsobadwlad
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Murderer of Venezuelan, Egyptian, Syrian, Iraqi, Afghani, Libyan, Ukranian ... and on and on, people.

But isn't that the point? Both to undermine the trust and relationsip between the US people and their government and financial institutions while at the same time turning the whole wolrd against the US.

He is playing his part, perfectly. He has to be both incompetent and unlikeable, just like those around him.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:44 | 4549627 TheFourthStooge-ing
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He has to be both incompetent and unlikeable, just like those around him.

Then this has been the most successful week of his life.

Give him a sugar cube and some oats as a reward.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:52 | 4549666 monad
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The fantastic psychedelic incredible plastic imploding Obama administration

Notably curious, no Christians were framed to go down with this disaster.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:42 | 4549623 Let them eat iPads
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Sarah Jessica Parker is shaking her feedbag in anger at these insults.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:44 | 4549629 john39
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imagine the foals they could have.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:45 | 4549638 IridiumRebel
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Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:58 | 4549707 forwardho
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Great minds think alike and all that...

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 20:42 | 4550482 HardlyZero
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Kerry: "We used to make such beautiful peace together." 

Lavrov: gapes.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 17:03 | 4549734 g'kar
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They would have just ended up on John "Frenchy" Kerry's dinner table.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:46 | 4549632 IridiumRebel
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Can you imagine the cute ass colts they would have? 

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 17:05 | 4549733 john39
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well, I see you went with colts...

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 17:13 | 4549771 IridiumRebel
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I started with foals and saw that you had me by a minute and then switched to colts. I find it uncanny that even our statements were darn near the same. Good on ya John....

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 17:35 | 4549870 john39
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same to you. some funny shit is just true.  this horse meme is one of them.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 19:55 | 4549643 krispkritter
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Old joke I posted before:  Kerry and Parker walk into a bar, bartender looks down the bar at the two jockeys having a beer and says 'Guys! Your rides are here!'  

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:44 | 4549625 jmcadg
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Too true, don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:44 | 4549626 IridiumRebel
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He should relax, take his boat and go play sea biscuit off the coast of Maine.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:46 | 4549634 Volkodav
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Call a veteriarian...old boy is off his oats...

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 20:34 | 4549753 HardlyZero
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Maybe Kerry can CatSup or Ketchup (to the pack) ?

Putin Put.

Kerry Catsup.

Who knows what's next weak ?  *all spelling intense-ional*

Tomato flight ?

Food fight ?

Gas bag ?

Maybe Kerry can warm-up to that ?

Ketchup slow ?

For those old enough to remember the old TV commercial...anticipation !! ...waiting...


Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:46 | 4549639 dow jones 20000
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Have a Karrot, Kerry.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:46 | 4549640 jmcadg
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The Cheltenham Gold Cup is on at the moment here in the UK. Come on Kerry, get your priorities right.

Runners and riders.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:47 | 4549646 Budd aka Sidewinder
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Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:57 | 4549698 forwardho
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Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:47 | 4549648 bankonzhongguo
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And to think this horse-faced ass has been at the top of the food chain for decades.

It really just goes to show how shallow this Obama Regime really is.

It amounts to Sarah Palin's Alaska high-school "in-crowd" that the corporate media likes to jab at at, except with ...

But Team Obama is nothing compared to the pulsating Jubilex the Chicago-Google-Complex is bringing to the table in 2016.

We are only beginning Act 2.

Pretty bad state of affairs when the likes of Kerry, Feinstein and Reed all get a pass on this wantonly criminal Obama Cabal.


Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:48 | 4549651 Dexter Morgan
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I'm sad to admit I was dumb enough to vote for this bastard for president.  The Dems lied to me on 06 when I voted for them because they said they would end the war, and they did just the opposite.  Then the Reps lied to me in 08 when I voted for them to pull in spending.  Now I'm convinced if you vote Dem/Rep you are part of the problem.  In fact, "the vote is like a meaningless joke,"

--The Monster, Steppenwolf

The spirit was freedom and justice
And it's keepers seem friendly and kind
It's leaders were supposed to serve the country
But now they won't pay it no mind

'Cause the people got fat and grew lazy
Now their vote is like a meaningless joke
You know they talk about law, about order
But it's all just an echo of what they've been told

'Cause there's a monster on the loose
It's got our heads into a noose
And it just sits there watchin'

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 16:57 | 4549699 Let them eat iPads
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Don't feel bad, it took me until halfway through Obama's first term to finally realize that all presidents are fucking puppets and it doesn't matter who you vote for. I actually had high hopes for the guy.


This is what you get when you have puppets instead of leaders. Putin is leading while Obama is being told what to do.


No contest.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 17:08 | 4549758 forwardho
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Just curious, what part of "fundimentally transform America" did you not get?

At any time?

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