John Kerry To Explain Where The New Red Line Is - Live Feed

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On the heels of yet another multi-hour meeting with Russian foreign minister Lavrov, John Kerry takes to the podium to explain next steps...




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Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:15 | 4547705 ParkAveFlasher
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Brhrhrhrhrhr, it's cold here in Moscow, Wilbur.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:17 | 4547709 Hippocratic Oaf
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Fuck you!

You're in over your head!!

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:18 | 4547724 matt1970
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How many times has this redline moved in the last three weeks?




Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:22 | 4547746 giggler321
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They move with the wind because their on the flags in the 2nd picture.  Just don't fart and I think we'll be alright where they are now.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:23 | 4547753 Manthong
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Maybe horseface could put his bogus swiftie medals on a rail gun and aim it at the Kremlin.

(posted in next thread, too.)

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:26 | 4547779 ParkAveFlasher
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I don't think that crackerjack-grade pot metal would keep its integrity between the rails.  In fact, seeing Kerry's face melt off between Putin's visage and that of the American public proves that it doesn't.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:31 | 4547803 Joe Davola
Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:34 | 4547808 clymer
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I like the old thinner-faced, liberal-leaning-but-tough, navy vet, skull&bones-but-can't-talk-about-it John Kerry. The newer one looks like a circus freak. How can plastic surgery actually make that head look bigger?

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:48 | 4547871 Bunker Boy
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Kerry: "Heeee Haaawwwww" (cue jack-ass sound)

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 11:09 | 4547978 Arius
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To think this is about red lines is naivite.

These guys talk, discuss, negotiate ... thats about it. It is like trading horses, i will trade you this one for the other one etc. The key is who will be sold out to whom ... thats about it.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:54 | 4547899 Husk-Erzulie
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His face looks more and more bizarre all the time, like some hollywood doctor is stuffing cotton balls under his skin.  Next stop, plastic surgery disaster hall of fame.  How are we supposed to take you seriously dude?  Running foreign policy is serious business, not for effete mirror gazers and poofters.  You and the mocha monkey are a HUGE FUCKING JOKE... I just wish it was actually funny.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 12:19 | 4548340 old naughty
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You mean he's shape-shifting?

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 11:23 | 4548055 overmedicatedun...
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who looks like the mark at the poker table...kerry can't find the mark, well you all know the answer..LOL

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:36 | 4547818 G-R-U-N-T
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Hey, is that a copy of "Atlas Shrugged" in the bookcase????

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:44 | 4547861 G-R-U-N-T
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Those in the background sound giddy, laughing cracking jokes, perhaps they know that the Obama/Kerry feckless attempt to sanction aren't going to end well!!!

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:53 | 4547894 Proofreder
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HOPEFULLY they don't know the microphone is ON and we may hear something very interesting

before the uninteresting part - where Kerry actually appears and speaks.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 14:35 | 4548964 Groundhog Day
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Sherwin Williams bitchez

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:21 | 4547730 nope-1004
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And you're fighting the very thing you and the bankstas aspire for the US to impose - financial leverage.  GFY.


Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:25 | 4547772 Keyser
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If Lurch were not so funny to look at, one might be worried at what is coming out of his mouth. How can these idiots think they are going to get away with hijacking the Ukraine right from under Putin's nose? It isn't going to happen, no matter how hard Kerry huffs and puffs, Putin knows his house isn't going to get blown down. 

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:19 | 4547732 boogerbently
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Should China provide military aid to Texas to secede from the union ?

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:25 | 4547776 Renewable Life
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Or Hawaii or Alaska?? How would Americas feel about that??? The idea, we are thinking this is our fight or place to be sticking our long noses in, is insanity!!

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:27 | 4547784 Keyser
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No need, we can take care of ourselves. Besides, Texas doesn't have to secede as it never ceded it's territories to the federal government in the first place. 

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:44 | 4547866 CharlieMike
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Really?  You've been overrun with mexicans.  For all intents and purposes you have ceded to mexico.  Maybe one day china will come and help you rejoin the US.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 11:25 | 4548073 Neo
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Setting aside for a moment the fact that this is all theater.

Should/would the US sit idly by while China or Russia funded the overthrow of the Canadian or Mexican governments by sworn enemies of the US?

There are no "good" guys in this situation, but I would say that it appears the Russian's have fired less shots in their take over of Crimea, than were fired in that Kiev square.

Hey, atleast the US Gov. is being consistant about secession.


Fri, 03/14/2014 - 14:27 | 4548933 kchrisc
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They will one day.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:33 | 4547813 HardAssets
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How can there be a "Live Feed"

when the speaker is brain dead ?

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 11:19 | 4548033 SilverRhino
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Of course these talks are difficult.  

When one side absolutely does not give a fuck about what you say it's difficult to get them to change their minds.   

Russia owns Crimea ... it's fucking DONE.  


Fri, 03/14/2014 - 11:20 | 4548037 Tom_333
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Why does everyone I know keep calling him John mean this entry aint true...?

Sat, 03/15/2014 - 18:56 | 4553092 kchrisc
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Holy shit, another hidden 'tribe' member.

"They're everywhere."


Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:17 | 4547710 Devotional
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I have a box of crayons for horse man.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 11:12 | 4547993 Cacete de Ouro
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Is that the red line, Kerry's tie today? ...o, hold on, I think it's a 'peach salmon' or maybe a 'sweet nectar' or most likely a 'rosy outlook'. **

** real colors from a color chart no less

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:17 | 4547714 sudzee
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Damage control and positve spin. Loosing is winning.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:26 | 4547780 Cow
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"Peace with Honor"

Let's get outta here...

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:28 | 4547791 Keyser
Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:55 | 4547910 Colonel Klink
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So by that theory, does that mean that tightening is losing?

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:20 | 4547735 smacker
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There is no truth in the rumour that Kerry is running but is odds on to lose in the Dubai al Maktoum Godolphin Stakes at 3:30p this weekend.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:20 | 4547736 Whoa Dammit
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The question to ask yourself is why we now seem to be so determined to pick a fight with Russia, our all time (at least in the movies) greatest boogey man. What is about to go so horribly wrong here that we need to blame it on them?

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:38 | 4547842 HardAssets
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@Whoa Dammit - the first mistake IMO is using the terms 'we' and 'our'

The American people are in no mood for another war (opinion against taking action in Syria was overwhelming), much less one over a region which had posed no threat to them, but could potentially go thermonuclear.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:26 | 4547742 daemon
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" John Kerry To Explain Where The New Red Line Is "

At the speed at which the situation moves ...  new red line, very soon, in Obama's bedroom.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:22 | 4547744 krispkritter
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 Click image for live feed:

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:57 | 4547919 nope-1004
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Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:22 | 4547747 astoriajoe
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Wondering if Crimea actually gets mentioned, or if its only a discussion on gold, UST, USD, CNY, Oil, and Gas.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:23 | 4547752 BigInJapan
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The only funny thing in this whole situation is the company of clowns you guys in the States are throwing at this crisis.


Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:26 | 4547778 astoriajoe
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Oh, to see Kerry and 10 other diplomats pop out of a mini-cooper.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:30 | 4547792 ParkAveFlasher
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Quite true!  In fact, what this problem needs is Roger Moore launching himself through a natgas pipeline.  I'm sorry for veering.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:24 | 4547762 OpTwoMistic
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Would you purchase a car from this guy?

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:24 | 4547766 The Most Intere...
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Somebody lock me in a cage with Kerry

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:31 | 4547802 Keyser
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Thunderdome. Two men enter, one man leaves. I like it. In fact, I would like to see countries resolve their differences in this manner. Putin vs Obama in the Thunderdome. Ticket prices would blow Super Bowl tickets out of the water. 


Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:42 | 4547864 Freddie
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A man and a sissy enter. The man, Putin, destroys the usurper.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:30 | 4547797 CheapBastard
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moar 7 course dinners, fine wine,....pleasure girls as they 'discuss' the situation....

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