John Kerry To Explain Where The New Red Line Is - Live Feed

Tyler Durden's picture

On the heels of yet another multi-hour meeting with Russian foreign minister Lavrov, John Kerry takes to the podium to explain next steps...

  • US-RUSSIA TALKS ON UKRAINE "FORMIDABLY DIFFICULT"

 

 

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ParkAveFlasher's picture

Brhrhrhrhrhr, it's cold here in Moscow, Wilbur.

Hippocratic Oaf's picture

Fuck you!

You're in over your head!!

matt1970's picture

How many times has this redline moved in the last three weeks?

 

 

-Matt
http://paylesswaterdamagetampabay.com/ 

giggler321's picture

They move with the wind because their on the flags in the 2nd picture.  Just don't fart and I think we'll be alright where they are now.

Manthong's picture

Maybe horseface could put his bogus swiftie medals on a rail gun and aim it at the Kremlin.

(posted in next thread, too.)

ParkAveFlasher's picture

I don't think that crackerjack-grade pot metal would keep its integrity between the rails.  In fact, seeing Kerry's face melt off between Putin's visage and that of the American public proves that it doesn't.

clymer's picture

I like the old thinner-faced, liberal-leaning-but-tough, navy vet, skull&bones-but-can't-talk-about-it John Kerry. The newer one looks like a circus freak. How can plastic surgery actually make that head look bigger?

Bunker Boy's picture

Kerry: "Heeee Haaawwwww" (cue jack-ass sound)

Arius's picture

To think this is about red lines is naivite.

These guys talk, discuss, negotiate ... thats about it. It is like trading horses, i will trade you this one for the other one etc. The key is who will be sold out to whom ... thats about it.

Husk-Erzulie's picture

His face looks more and more bizarre all the time, like some hollywood doctor is stuffing cotton balls under his skin.  Next stop, plastic surgery disaster hall of fame.  How are we supposed to take you seriously dude?  Running foreign policy is serious business, not for effete mirror gazers and poofters.  You and the mocha monkey are a HUGE FUCKING JOKE... I just wish it was actually funny.

old naughty's picture

You mean he's shape-shifting?

overmedicatedundersexed's picture

who looks like the mark at the poker table...kerry can't find the mark, well you all know the answer..LOL

G-R-U-N-T's picture

Hey, is that a copy of "Atlas Shrugged" in the bookcase????

G-R-U-N-T's picture

Those in the background sound giddy, laughing cracking jokes, perhaps they know that the Obama/Kerry feckless attempt to sanction aren't going to end well!!!

Proofreder's picture

HOPEFULLY they don't know the microphone is ON and we may hear something very interesting

before the uninteresting part - where Kerry actually appears and speaks.

nope-1004's picture

And you're fighting the very thing you and the bankstas aspire for the US to impose - financial leverage.  GFY.

 

Keyser's picture

If Lurch were not so funny to look at, one might be worried at what is coming out of his mouth. How can these idiots think they are going to get away with hijacking the Ukraine right from under Putin's nose? It isn't going to happen, no matter how hard Kerry huffs and puffs, Putin knows his house isn't going to get blown down. 

boogerbently's picture

Should China provide military aid to Texas to secede from the union ?

Renewable Life's picture

Or Hawaii or Alaska?? How would Americas feel about that??? The idea, we are thinking this is our fight or place to be sticking our long noses in, is insanity!!

Keyser's picture

No need, we can take care of ourselves. Besides, Texas doesn't have to secede as it never ceded it's territories to the federal government in the first place. 

CharlieMike's picture

Really?  You've been overrun with mexicans.  For all intents and purposes you have ceded to mexico.  Maybe one day china will come and help you rejoin the US.

Neo's picture

Setting aside for a moment the fact that this is all theater.

Should/would the US sit idly by while China or Russia funded the overthrow of the Canadian or Mexican governments by sworn enemies of the US?

There are no "good" guys in this situation, but I would say that it appears the Russian's have fired less shots in their take over of Crimea, than were fired in that Kiev square.

Hey, atleast the US Gov. is being consistant about secession.

 

HardAssets's picture

How can there be a "Live Feed"

when the speaker is brain dead ?

SilverRhino's picture

Of course these talks are difficult.  

When one side absolutely does not give a fuck about what you say it's difficult to get them to change their minds.   

Russia owns Crimea ... it's fucking DONE.  

 

Tom_333's picture

Why does everyone I know keep calling him John Kohn...you mean this entry http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Kerry aint true...?

kchrisc's picture

Holy shit, another hidden 'tribe' member.

"They're everywhere."

 

Devotional's picture

I have a box of crayons for horse man.

Cacete de Ouro's picture

Is that the red line, Kerry's tie today? ...o, hold on, I think it's a 'peach salmon' or maybe a 'sweet nectar' or most likely a 'rosy outlook'. **

** real colors from a color chart no less

sudzee's picture

Damage control and positve spin. Loosing is winning.

Cow's picture

"Peace with Honor"

Let's get outta here...

Colonel Klink's picture

So by that theory, does that mean that tightening is losing?

smacker's picture

There is no truth in the rumour that Kerry is running but is odds on to lose in the Dubai al Maktoum Godolphin Stakes at 3:30p this weekend.

Whoa Dammit's picture

The question to ask yourself is why we now seem to be so determined to pick a fight with Russia, our all time (at least in the movies) greatest boogey man. What is about to go so horribly wrong here that we need to blame it on them?

HardAssets's picture

@Whoa Dammit - the first mistake IMO is using the terms 'we' and 'our'

The American people are in no mood for another war (opinion against taking action in Syria was overwhelming), much less one over a region which had posed no threat to them, but could potentially go thermonuclear.

daemon's picture
" John Kerry To Explain Where The New Red Line Is "

At the speed at which the situation moves ...  new red line, very soon, in Obama's bedroom.

astoriajoe's picture

Wondering if Crimea actually gets mentioned, or if its only a discussion on gold, UST, USD, CNY, Oil, and Gas.

BigInJapan's picture

The only funny thing in this whole situation is the company of clowns you guys in the States are throwing at this crisis.

 

astoriajoe's picture

Oh, to see Kerry and 10 other diplomats pop out of a mini-cooper.

ParkAveFlasher's picture

Quite true!  In fact, what this problem needs is Roger Moore launching himself through a natgas pipeline.  I'm sorry for veering.

OpTwoMistic's picture

Would you purchase a car from this guy?
No

The Most Interesting Frog in the World's picture

Somebody lock me in a cage with Kerry

Keyser's picture

Thunderdome. Two men enter, one man leaves. I like it. In fact, I would like to see countries resolve their differences in this manner. Putin vs Obama in the Thunderdome. Ticket prices would blow Super Bowl tickets out of the water. 

 

Freddie's picture

A man and a sissy enter. The man, Putin, destroys the usurper.

CheapBastard's picture

moar 7 course dinners, fine wine,....pleasure girls as they 'discuss' the situation....