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A US Secretary of State walks into a meeting with a Russian Foreign Minister. The Russian asks: "why the long face?"... As for what happens in Ukraine this weekend, the pictures below say it all.

h/t @Shiegel, photo credit AFP, AP

 

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Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:10 | 4547316 Divided States ...
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Ran out of Botox before the meeting

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:17 | 4547361 pods
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They both look like they could use a bit more fiber.

pods

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:19 | 4547372 Stackers
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Pardon me, but do you have some Grey Poupon ?

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:20 | 4547379 negative rates
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They used to pray like that in first grade, he never got over it.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:23 | 4547398 smlbizman
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kerry....i can count to 4 with my feet...

lavrov....did you run in the kentucky derby in '56?

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:26 | 4547421 kaiserhoff
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"Why didn't this shit go down on the Bitch's watch?"

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:34 | 4547465 Joe Davola
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Lavrov:  Hurry up and smear some peanut butter on his lips so he will talk.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:41 | 4547493 Looney
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Instead of Botox, Kerry’s doctor gave him a shot of tranquilizer in the head. ;-)

Looney

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:45 | 4547513 krispkritter
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You mean his Veterinarian...

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:47 | 4547527 old naughty
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"Um, I can't say fxxk EU."

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:51 | 4547881 Dick Gazinia
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Looks like a bad case of Colic

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:52 | 4547885 Dick Gazinia
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That light blue tie really brings out the "crazy" in your eyes!!!

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:53 | 4547898 Dick Gazinia
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I will just keep my hands here to hide the boner I got at the thought of starting WWIII.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 21:20 | 4550599 mjcOH1
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"When he said he'd unscrew my head and shit down my neck, I didn't think he'd actually do it..."

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:37 | 4547472 Indian_Goldsmith
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"Let's appear sad!"

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:28 | 4547440 HoofHearted
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I think these guys look like American Gothic. Give Kerry the pitchfork...

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:29 | 4547446 HoofHearted
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...and give it to him right in the ass.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:32 | 4547460 svayambhu108
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You ment: I think *this couple* look like American Gothic. Give Kerry the pitchfork...

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:23 | 4547399 Looney
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Kerry: I should’ve stayed in the Senate.

Lavrov: No, you should’ve stayed in Vietnam, motherfucker. ;-)

Looney

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:24 | 4547412 fonzannoon
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Crimea river

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:29 | 4547445 Headbanger
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Kerry thinking "We're really fucked this time"  

Lavrov thinking: "We're really going to kick their ass this time"

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:30 | 4547450 fonzannoon
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This is why I won't do two shows a night anymore. I just won't do it.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:45 | 4547515 MakeMineADouble
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Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 12:16 | 4548330 ugmug
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I farted on your damn flag you French talking swine american.......

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:19 | 4547373 Winston Churchill
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Carrots are good for that,neigh.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:41 | 4547492 Theta_Burn
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Sergei looks like he wants to kick Kerry's ass...

What a fucking putz..

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 11:41 | 4548155 WillyGroper
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Colon Canon Scared!

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:18 | 4547363 svayambhu108
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- Lavrov: (... thinking to himself) What's that smell, did he fart, ... ?

- Kerry: (... thinking to himself)  Avoid eye contact 

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 11:40 | 4547428 Chief KnocAHoma
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Jump forward to one week prior to mid term elections. An ass sucking reporter is interviewing Kerry trying to improve the sinking administration approval numbers. Russia has marched through Ukraine, Slovakia, Northern Italy, France, Spain and Putin is vacationing on the newly occupied coast of Portugal.

REPORTER: Mr. Secretary of State you gave Mr. Putin an ultimadum to alter his course of action prior to Monday, March 17 before his military moved full force into Ukraine. Looking back, do you think that was an effective approach?

KERRY: I'll take exception to your question. The US and our allies never specified which Monday was determined as deadline for Mr. Putin to alter his course. In fact he could decide by next Monday to fully retreat to his original borders and our diplomacy would prove to be effective.

The reporter breaks away to converse with Chris Mathews, "Chris this is just another shining example of how this young, brilliant, scratch golfer and his sterling administration has shined on the World stage and provided needed global leadership."

MATHEWS: I just popped a boner.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:55 | 4547568 stant
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you dont visit russia, russia visits you

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:00 | 4547610 williambanzai7
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Fri, 03/14/2014 - 11:33 | 4548111 Hayabusa
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Russian:  "You'd be wise to remember, in the USSR we still eat horsemeat horseface"

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:11 | 4547320 rtalcott
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But Mr. Ed will never speak unless he has something to say!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GAbc5uQXJo

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:11 | 4547321 jcaz
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Fucktard.....

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:11 | 4547323 RetiredSilverBug
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Friends forever

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:19 | 4547729 old naughty
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But we have to post for the "cold war" look.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:11 | 4547324 1stepcloser
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Grandpa is soooo going to kick your ass....buhhhahhahaha buhahahahhah

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:12 | 4547326 LongBalls
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"Your penis really is much larger" "I hope to hold it again someday soon"!

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:12 | 4547327 holmes
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Wanna go parasailing later?

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:12 | 4547328 motorollin
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Will America defeat Russia with its sanctions and rhetoric?

Nyet.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:12 | 4547329 astoriajoe
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I should have wore the red tie.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:12 | 4547334 Svendblaaskaeg
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Kerry:"I wish I hadn't shat my pants"

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:38 | 4547478 Mi Naem
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Kerry afterthought: "Hmm, that doesn't smell like mine - maybe he did, too.  I think I'll just casually glance over that way and sniff.  " 

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:13 | 4547335 orangedrinkandchips
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Kerry: You know the two biggest Russian lies??

 

"i wont cum in your mail"

"the check is in my mouth"

 

 

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:13 | 4547337 Henry Rearden
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The adams family started, when uncle kerry farted, everyone's retarded. The adam's family. Dunna na na.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:15 | 4547345 Martial
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*KERRY: GET READY FOR SANCTIONS MONDAY

*RUSSIAN: WHAT DID YOU SAY? I CAN'T HEAR YOU. SPEAK UP.

*KERRY: SORRY I'M A LITTLE HOARSE.

*RUSSIAN: I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT.

 

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:15 | 4547346 Son of Captain Nemo
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Kerry reminds me of Merkin Muffley in Dr. Strangelove

Now Sergey Don't say that... Don't say that Sergey... I can be every bit as apologetic as you...

Bitch!

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:16 | 4547354 blackhand
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Peace in our time.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:16 | 4547356 ziggy59
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Kerry: But Wilbur, why cant I have a color TV?

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:17 | 4547358 ShrNfr
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"When people look at a strong horse and a weak horse face, they choose the strong horse."

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:18 | 4547365 tony wilson
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How can I just let you walk away?
Just let you leave without a trace
When I stand here taking every breath with you, ooh
You're the only one who really knew me at all

So take a look at me now, oh there's just an empty space
And there's nothin' left here to remind me
Just the memory of your long face

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:23 | 4547396 fonzannoon
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Since you've gone I've been lost without a trace.
I dream at night, I can only see your long face.
I look around but it's you I can't replace.
I feel so cold, and I long for your embrace.
I keep crying baby, baby please...

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:19 | 4547370 unplugged
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Kerry: "Uh he-he - hey - uh - Bevis - he-he - uh, like - where'd ya go? - uh - uh - what do I do now? - he-he - umph umph...."

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:19 | 4547377 The Shootist
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Grumpy old men. Part Crimea.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:20 | 4547378 bentaxle
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Geez, feeling like a muppet is a real bummer!

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:20 | 4547380 sudzee
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I'm just a bit tired of WINNING guys.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:20 | 4547382 Hot Piece of Bass
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Kerry: Soon... this will all be mine...

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:21 | 4547383 The.Harmless.Who
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Kerry thought bubble: "what was I thinking? I should have never taken on this role, way out of my depth".

 

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:21 | 4547388 hotrod
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What if Pelosi shows you her teets, would that help?

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:23 | 4547405 unplugged
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alternate version:  

What if Pelosi shows you her cock, would that help?

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:21 | 4547389 RSDallas
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Because they both know that the death toll will be huge for both sides.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:23 | 4547397 RacerX
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That looks like a date that did not end well.

no Happy Ending

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:23 | 4547403 Rising Sun
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Kerry is a stupid fucking drunk.  Barry and his band of 10th rank fucking morons - fucked the economy and then created a side show to distract the bloody fucking mess they have created.

 

FUCK YOU JOHN KERRY - you useless tit!!!!

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:27 | 4547433 El Hosel
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" I'm so depressed I couldn't get it up with a hydraulic jack".

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:30 | 4547453 Fíréan
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Your economy was fukt long time before O'bama got thro' the door.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:24 | 4547406 fooshorter
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You told me you loved Tymoshenko

Why did you send in the jackals, all alone?

Now you tell me you need me

When you call for sanctions, on the phone

Horse I refuse, you must have me confused

With some other czar,

Your false flag was burned, and now it's your turn

To cry, cry me ria

Crimeriaa

Crmieriaa

yea .. yea.. yea..

 

 

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:24 | 4547407 youngman
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Kerry should be turned into glue....way past his time..the Catsup is not working

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:49 | 4547536 Colonel Klink
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Kerry would make horrible glue. He can't get ANYTHING to stick.

Syria anyone?

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:24 | 4547409 Spungo
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He lost an election against the worst president ever because he has absolutely zero charisma. Now he's secretary of state. Yeah, that makes sense. Idiots. I wonder how he's negotiating this. "I understand but don't understand why Russia is or is not in Crimea or not Crimea."

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:56 | 4547584 Thoth
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But he bought himself a new face!

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 14:48 | 4549026 Kelley
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Kerry ran aganst Bush, not Obama, you silly goose.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:25 | 4547418 Unprepared
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Kerry: Gentlemen, I want you all to know that the minister was very hard, but also very straight.

From Ali G

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:26 | 4547423 shankster
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Kerry always looks like that when he's happy.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:28 | 4547424 SheepDog-One
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'Skeletor? The U.S. sent us the WORST superhero ever? We want FREE MONEY!'

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:27 | 4547431 paint it red ca...
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Gotta keep telling myself, "I'm doing God's work! I'm doing God's work!".

Blankfein says it will help me sleep at night...

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:28 | 4547435 shankster
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Picture (if you will) two wall-flowers.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:28 | 4547438 Infinite QE
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Kerry: "If it wasn't for those Skull N Bones sex tapes they have on me, I could be basking in the sun in Bermuda, not taking orders from some neo-con mad woman."

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:29 | 4547443 shankster
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Last 2 left in last evenings night court line-up.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:30 | 4547449 nah
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Dingleberry?!

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:47 | 4547452 Notsobadwlad
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Kerry double: "I am not really John Kerry"
Minister: "We Know"
Kerry Double: "And this is not really my hair, but it is necessary to project the illusion. It keeps people from looking too closely."
Minister: "We know"
Kerry Double: "And all that talk about plastic surgery was just a ruse"
Minister: "We Know"

Kerry Double: "I have no idea where the real Kerry is"
Minister: "We know!"

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:31 | 4547457 sudzee
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My name is Kerry, John Kerry. Why did he call me Ben Dover?

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:35 | 4547468 Sean7k
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Just a thought: could be zionsts (Russia)versus illuminati(US, Europe) for the world. Crimea = Poland/Chechoslovakia. Collaboration only went so far. Luciferians win either way. One group to rule us all and in the darkness, bind us. 

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:53 | 4547553 Notsobadwlad
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At the top everyone works together. The polarization is an illusion created by those in power to keep the people in slavery... and yet productively occupied serving the master(s).

You can tell them by their actions not their words. If they talk of peace, but create war; if they talk of human rights, but enslave and murder ... then you have found them.

What is the ultimate goal? You might as well ask: "Where are we? Who are we? Why are we here?" It would not be the first time the questions were asked.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 11:58 | 4548234 Sean7k
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Might want to brush up on your talmud and that whole gentile mule thingy. The people at the top may not be "people" at all.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:39 | 4547474 EvlTheCat
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He is Mister Ed.

Looks like a Bevis and Butthead precious moment.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 11:31 | 4548103 pupdog1
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He is the back end of Mr. Ed.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:43 | 4547506 TideFighter
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"I rode here in a car....leaving on a horse [face]."

"I watch your very funny black & white show before bed I go!"

"I remember time you had Frenchie hat and wanted to paint!" 

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:43 | 4547507 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Lavrov, thinking to himself: "Dammit, why did Vlad send me the link to that William Banzai picture of Kerry as Herman Munster? I'm trying to keep a straight face here."

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:44 | 4547508 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Kerry, thinking to himself: "Oats..."

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:44 | 4547511 alfred b.
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     Kerry:   "Now, what were my wife's instructions again?....oh yeah, appear presidential"

 

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:45 | 4547516 Clueless1
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

 

-Marx

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:46 | 4547521 JohnnyPl
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"Hey Kerry you know Ukraine is fucked right?"

 

Kerry - "Have you ever heard of Heinz ketchup, cause I have deal for you."

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:46 | 4547522 JohnnyPl
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"Hey Kerry you know Ukraine is fucked right?"

 

Kerry - "Have you ever heard of Heinz ketchup, cause I have deal for you."

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:47 | 4547526 martens50
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"You were such a big supporter in Nicaragua before Violeta won. Why aren't you behind us now?"

 

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:47 | 4547529 LibertyBear
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- Lavrov: This guy is a lying f****** a******.

- Kerry: Sigh, I wish I could be on my boat right now.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:48 | 4547532 steelrules
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One of these faces is not like the other, one is confident and strong, the other looks submissive and weak.

You decide.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:49 | 4547537 1stepcloser
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I told you Assad loved my Ketchup..and you will to

 

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:49 | 4547538 BrigstockBoy
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Kerry: "You said you were using protection..."
Lavrov: "Nyet!"

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:51 | 4547545 trevor15
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I can't believe Russia is the largest importer of ketchup.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:56 | 4547577 lakecity55
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If I were the president, we would not be in this fix.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:57 | 4547592 1835jackson
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K: "Want to get a beer after this?"

L: "Sure"

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:57 | 4547593 Notsobadwlad
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Kerry: "I've decided to come out."
Lavrov: "Don't look at me gay boy."

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 09:58 | 4547598 22winmag
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Frankenstein on crack!

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:02 | 4547624 Debugas
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Kerry's look out the window is saying "Bye-bye Crimea"

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:02 | 4547628 Hulk
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Man, the older Kerry gets, the more he looks like Hermann Munster...

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:07 | 4547661 Cornholiovanderbilt
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Kerry:  Are we sharing a little boy tonight?

Lavrov: Yes but you get sloppy seconds!

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:07 | 4547667 rwe2late
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Kerry's history lesson fails to convince Lavrov:

" Texas analogy doesn't apply to Crimea.

US just doesn't recognize any voting to be annexed."

 

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:08 | 4547672 Johnny Cocknballs
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that's a shit-eating frown.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:23 | 4547751 Fix It Again Timmy
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If he is supposed to be a skilled negotiator as required by his position, the dumb fuck knows nothing of projecting the type of body language absolutely necessary for his position.  I would not want this fucktard on my high school debating team...

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:24 | 4547763 Toolshed
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A thought balloon above Lavrov's head would read: "Fuck these lying American vermin. We won't EVER believe their horse shit again!!"

The thought ballon above Kerry's head would read: "Hmmmmm, i wonder If there is enough room on my State Dept. credit card to fuel up my yacht for this weekend?"

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:24 | 4547765 dukofhazzard
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Kerry: "That poor cat... I sure hope it landed on its feet."

Lavrov: "I hate cats."

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 11:15 | 4548014 justsayin2u
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Did you fart?

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 11:18 | 4548024 thegreygrater
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They shoot horses -- don't they.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 11:22 | 4548045 Village-idiot
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Kerry lets go a terrific SBDer. Lavrov gets a whiff, gives Kerry a dirty look.

All body-language explained!

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 11:45 | 4548100 Emergency Ward
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Says War Minister Kerry: "In Syria we held back for humanitarian reasons, but my boss says this time it's for real."

                   Thinks Russian Minister: "Lying mother-fucker is war criminal.  Look like horse."

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 11:37 | 4548110 Ariadne
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1: "They want us to impeach Obama, prosecute the current administration for treason and then hand them over to Putin to face charges for the Ukraine coup attempt. Do you realize what a can of worms this would open? Once Obama is out of the US they can hand him over to face charges in Syria, Libya, Yemen, Afghanistan, Iraq AND Iran. Then Bush. Then Clinton.... Kissinger."

"Fuuuuuuuuck, dude. Fuck."

"Thats not the problem. They want Soros. In chains. We can't give them Soros."

"Why not?"

2: "o_0"

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 11:51 | 4548176 Itchy and Scratchy
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'Both of our hockey teams sucked  ....  didn't they?'

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 11:57 | 4548226 Joe A
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Did somebody die?

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 12:11 | 4548308 Itchy and Scratchy
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Are you sure your not interested in my wife?

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 12:42 | 4548457 KCCO
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do you even lift bro?

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 12:42 | 4548458 KCCO
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do you even lift bro?

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 13:18 | 4548623 monad
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Considering all the perks I'd expect you to be more enthusiastic about your job. We are paying you well, patsy.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 13:46 | 4548732 ginunn
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I don't like your dog either.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 14:38 | 4548940 Kelley
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Even uncaptioned the lower photo made me burst out laughing!

A caption might be gilding the lily.

 

Kerry thinking; "Hmm, Al Lewis looks a lot younger in person."

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 15:00 | 4549080 Kelley
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Photographer catches the moment Kerry discovers the Russian Foreign Minister isn't gay.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 17:06 | 4549746 monad
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God damn this internet, Ivan, I mean, Boris! How are you going to spin this act of naked agression? I'm all out of tricks.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 23:43 | 4551057 Kelley
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Kerry: Please don't send me to my room!

Sat, 03/15/2014 - 20:14 | 4551369 unbeing
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