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Yeah, can't stop laughing.
In Soviet Russia, vacation comes to you.
"Better Red than Dead"
All this US versus Russia stuff sure gives me some great nostalgia for the good old days of the cold war.
I know! "Duck and Cover" you mooks!!
But I always thought that was a stupid idea cause we would just be roasted into a lump of shit instead of vaporized and not leave a mess.
And I wonder how well our modern computer controlled vehicles would work after an EMP bomb compared to my 1966 GTO?
Then again, all the Russians have to do this time is jam our cell phones to cause massive destruction by teen girls who can't text each other every second!
<<< Attack adversaries with V Putin
<<< Attack adversaries with B Obama
<<< Attack adversaries with M Obama
<<< Attack adversaries with Genghis Khan
Dude, that first one is really really cruel and inhumane..
but I'm glad to see old Genghis is still around! Guess he's been doin well in Vegas all these years.
Those who the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad.
And cutting off teenage girls cell phones is probably one way to do that!
I think the idea with duck and cover was that in the event of incoming russian nukes, the US would launch NIKE missiles (nukes) and nuke the russian nukes out of the sky. The benefit of which is that the nuclear detonation takes place further away. The problem is fallout, flash and blastwave. Given that this was the best defence at the time hiding under a table might not have been such a bad idea.
Vacation in Siberian Gulag is make for good patriotic Soviet.
Soviet version of room 101.
In Soviet Russia, the vacation takes you.
Vacation is when you go away and never come back. Mama Gump
Visit the "Land of the Free home of the Brave" before they bravely come to set your natural resources free
Yeah, rof&pmsl. First thing I thought was, visit America................
Need a middle pic of a US puppet gov't, attempting to isolate Russia's energy exports.
You mean like the one still in jail in Russia? Mikhail Khodorkovsky
The Real Crime of M. Khodorkovsky
<SNIP>
" ... he was named to the Advisory Board of the secretive private equity firm, Carlyle Group where he attended board meetings with fellow advisors such as George H.W. Bush and James Baker III.
However, the real crime that landed Khodorkovsky behind Russian bars was the fact that he was in the middle of making a US-backed coup d’etat to capture the Russian presidency in planned 2004 Russian Duma elections. Khodorkovsky was in the process of using his enormous wealth to buy enough seats in the coming Duma elections that he could change Russian laws regarding ownership of oil in the ground and of pipelines transporting same. In addition he planned to directly challenge Putin and become Russian President. As part of the horse trade that won Putin the tacit support of the wealthy so-called Russian Oligarchs, Putin had extracted agreement that they be allowed to hold on to their wealth provided they repatriate a share back into Russia and provided they not interfere in domestic Russian politics with their wealth. Most oligarchs agreed, as did Khodorkovsky at the time. They remain established Russian businessmen. Khodorkovsky did not.
Moreover, at the time of his arrest Khodorkovsky was in the process of negotiating via his Carlyle friend George H.W. Bush, father of the then-President George W. Bush, the sale of 40% of Yukos to either Condi Rice’s former company, Chevron or ExxonMobil in a move that would have dealt a crippling blow to the one asset left Russia and Putin to use for the rebuilding of the wrecked Russian economy: oil and export via state-owned pipelines to the West for dollars. During the ensuing Russian state prosecution of Yukos, it came to light that Khodorkovsky had also secretly made a contract with London’s Lord Rothschild not merely to support Russian culture via the Open Russia Foundation of Khodorkovsky. In the event of his possible arrest (Khodorkovsky evidently knew he was playing a high-risk game trying to create a coup against Putin) the 40% share of his Yukos stocks would pass into the hands of Lord Rothschild.
The crocodile tears of Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama for the violations of Khodorkovsky’s human rights hide a far deeper agenda that is not being admitted.... "
</SNIP>
http://www.voltairenet.org/article168007.html
In the event of his possible arrest (Khodorkovsky evidently knew he was playing a high-risk game trying to create a coup against Putin) the 40% share of his Yukos stocks would pass into the hands of Lord Rothschild.
Kind of like the diamond trade among the JEWS honor among thieves, this is what the World Jewish Congress and the Synagogue is all about, the Jewish Mafia wraps itself up in Jewish culture/religion and gets the support of the entire Jewish community. Great article by the way. Muchas Gracias. By the way Khodorkovsky looks just like my brother in law, and I can tell you the guy is the biggest slime ball I have ever met.
From the article " But there was more. Khodorkovsky built some impressive ties in the West. With his new billions in effect stolen from the Russian people, he made some powerful friends. He set up a foundation modeled on US billionaire George Soros’ Open Society, calling it the Open Russia Foundation. He invited two powerful Westerners to its board—Henry Kissinger and Jacob Lord Rothschild..." LOL OPEN .... Yeah Open Rear Entry is their goal. Man oh man these Jews have chutzpah, and they almost pulled it off if not for Putin. I can see why the western Jewish media hates him so much, there must of been thousands of tribal members looking to benefit from their cross investment strategies with each other...
When Khodorkovsky was arrested, and his assets confiscated, it turned out he wasn't a billionaire after all, merely a financial agent for Rothschild.
Shocked, shocked, I was!
Yes Herd even though the oligarchs got the state companies and resources by bribing politicians for pennies on the dollar, those pennies still added up to millions and millions of dollars and that money came from tribal members in the west like the Rothscummers and maybe even people like Nuland using our money. I wonder how much money she has in her offshore Israel account and 'investments' made with that five billion dollars
Que the Putin/Russian apologists...
Queue the American Empire apologists...
Cue the American Empire apologists...
America is a rouge nation...
America is a rogue nation...
Married, Buried, Maried, Buried...
More war, moar woar...
"Woar, what is it good foar?" —Tolstoy
They hate us for our _____ .
Hipster skinny jeans.
Justin Beiber!
Oh wait.... Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOR38552MJA
Initiate operation canadian bacon.
Prison systems.
NOBODY can hold a candle to us in that area. USA! USA! USA!
Of course they can't hold a candle....they do cavity searches these days
I was gonna say fractional reserve banking. Electoral college that obscures the real selection process. Adherence to our own Constitution. Binding entanglements to European finance, Middle Eastern energy, Asian manufacturing, and Latin American raw materials. Sharing a border with Canada but not invading it already and Americanizing the hell out of it. You heard me Canada, this kissy kissy has gone on quite long enough!!!!
moar sized chicks
Cue the one side of the coin
Cue TJG at the vanguard of the armored assault. Oh right, the hawks lead from behind, and above, where they can piss down your back, and tell you it's raining.
Hawks? Weren't you advocating Bay o Pigs Part Deux further down this thread or did you just forget the /sarc tag?
one hand clapping media
It's 'queue' you non-contributing cunt.
What's your version - Putin is the new Hitler and the US is most concerned with spreading democracy? Plenty of that narrative all over the MSM and comment boards all over the interwebs.
Go fuck off to CNN or HuffPo.
Men are talking.
I've been here for nearly 5 years and even on the previous platform, you've been here a year. I'm not praising our government and it's imperialism but it disgusts me how people on this site praise Putin and their imperialism. If you like Russia so much, vote with your feet and move there.
It's not praise, it's vigilance. Marvel at the size of the bear, and the sharpness of his claws, but regard him at the very least.
Funny how people always equate observation with promotion. Meanwhile, they miss the entire message.
Nicely put! And also funny is how the same quality doesn't apply when you are talking about plane crashes.
TJ the downvotes are the Russian bots spewing propaganda. Every regime has their own bots for propaganda purposes. Hell, Putin might have learned how to do it from Obama lol.
You can be here as long as you please with your head up your ass the whole time.
What imperialism?
Exactly. Crimea is Russian. Period. The US led a coup to take over Ukraine and they want nothing to do with it. They were happy to stay with Ukraine as long as Ukraine was free and would not take sides against Russia.
Fucking Neo-Cons and their ass-licking apologist Zionists.
Ukrain parliament voting on joining Russia while 50 masked Russian gunmen stand inside the parliament chambers. Those elections sound almost as free and fair as the Iraqi elections when they voted in the American stoolpidgeon!!!
The clear facts are that Putin has done more for peace in the world than any world leader. The only reason syria hasn't been bombed into the stone age is because he has supported them Meanwhile Bashar Assad is doing more to fight the "war on terror" than the US has ever done. Perversely the west are funding and training the same terrorists that they use as boogeymen to take our liberties at home.
To this Ukraine scenario. Crimea has been a semi autonomous area for years, and the fact that it is mostly inhabited by ethnic russians should be all any idiot has to read to understand that there is no crime being committed there. It's fucking Russian. The US has leased guantanamo bay, the Russians have leased the port there. They have an interest there, and a sympathetic populations. Moreover Crimea has done eveything properly to become independant. They used the same process that Kosovo used via the UN. THERE IS NO IMPERIALISM THERE.
With respect to Eastern Ukraine Putin has staed they will stand behind his people and interest there, nothing more. If the ethnic Russians become victims of violence by the illegally installed US puppet regime who have put pro US oligarchs in gubernatorial positions across the Ukraine, then he will REACT. THERE IS NO IMPERIALISM THERE.
Next time you see some hysterical neo con frothing at the mouth and screaming that Russia intends to recapture Poland, Turkey and the Czech republic change the channel.
Yes we should annex Cuba in retaliation. What would stop us? Would they roll up in '62 Oldsmobiles and throw their maracas at us? I'm sick of the BS. Our guns are polished enough, time to act like a real global empire. 10 Cuban acres of sugar cane and papaya for each man to take up arms in a victorious assault. Let's go already.
Working on it, asswipe. It'll be nice to live where white men are not hated and blamed for everything that's wrong with the country.
You don't think the US is engaged in imperialism?
While you were commenting on a blog for the past five years, I was in the real world.
oh, the things I have seen...
Our government is the "BAD-GUYS", and PUTIN is the GOOD-GUYS.
Should the USA become the GOOD GUYS I shall be the first to root for TEAM-USA.
But the USA seem's to have gone full retard BAD post civil war 1860's, ... from that point on its BEEN under the UK thumb, ... and to add insult to injury the UK governors decided to let the ZIO's rule the post penal-colony.
The rest is history,
Yep, I left the USA a long fucking time ago, to live in a free country, so don't dump on me about "Love or Leave It", I done left and never a day of regret.
Pre 1860's the USA had free men, and they stood up in the South to protect their 'interests'
Fuck the slavery debate,as post civil-war, all were conferred as slaves. Lincoln didn't free anybody, he enslaved all.
If there is/was a free man in the USA, it would be in the South, but post civil-war the UK was sure to defang, and defund the south, so that it would NEVER rise again.
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By early 1900's the UK was spread too thin with their colony's so the passed the COLONIAL franchise of ruling the USA over to the ZIONISTS, the plan was pretty much always run Palestine to the ground, run the USA to the ground, and then re-settle NEW Jerusalem on USA soil, once all the GOYIM were exterminated like the INJUNS on USA Soil.
Funny that in Palestine the locals are referred to as 'savages' and kept in tribal reserves, .. prisons.
Hey don't laugh how many of you know that UK exterminated 100% of the TASMANIAN population in TASMANIA?
It's an old story, anglo-saxon genocide.
Do I blame the HEBREW? FUck no, he's only the guy was willing to kill for money&power, .... only the ZIO's were willing to kill their own Hebrew brother's during WW2 for gold teeth.
Actually, it is "cue":
cue, noun; a thing said or done that serves as a signal to an actor or other performer to enter or to begin their speech or performance.
synonyms: signal, sign, indication, prompt, reminder
Amazing how many semi-literates are posting on this site these days...
You were spot-on until your churlish ( in some circles it would be termed " cunt-ish and butt-hurt from myriad down votes " ) last statement.
you're right, it is 'cue,' but the man should know how to spell the word he misused, eh?
Oh please.
It is USA and EU that bombed dozens of countries in recent years and killed hundreds of thousands of people in the name of their Western Democracy.
Which major wars did Russia ever start, who did they ever attack?
The Mujahideen would like a word with your commie liberal arts professor.
Leave Al-CIAda out of this
Remember WWII? Firebombing of Dresden? Tokyo? The destruction of Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
Oh, but we were the good guys, don't ever forget that.
No. There are no 'good guys' when it comes to war. No one is praising Russia and Putin, so much as they are praising an obstacle to continued American/EU imperialism.
Zbignev Brzesinskiy had a word with Afghans after which they became mujahedeen and violence began. Before that it was pretty quiet.
Different country.
Which Major wars did Russia ever start...? Lets see,
WW I, July 1914-As Austria Hungry and Serbia line up, what is the first Major power to jump in? Russia.
WWII, Sept, 1939 Poland. Germany in the West and...Russia taking the East. The Germans were the bad guys for sure, Russia was not exactly friendly with Poland. And thank Gawd the Soviets were on our side at least until...
The Cold War, Post WWII, it takes two to tango, USA and USSR.
Good Luck all...
batting500
who did they ever attack? hmmm....
Hungary 1956, Poland, Georgia, Afganistan...but memory fails....there could be more good examples
Well in hindsight after all the raping by the global Zionists maybe it was good they went into those countries. Had the US not intervened, Afghanistan would me a normal functioning society with all women literate, no Taliban, etc
Look democracy is no more, certainly not in the USA where we have the tribe running the show.
US meddling in Afghanistan SUCKED russia into the war. The war in Georgia was Russia protecting Otessia from Georgian aggression.
If you're going to blow off at the flange hole at least have your shit in a group.
Yeah, revisionist history here. I guess Poland, Czechslovakia, Romania and Hungary were loving those Russian soldiers on their lands.
"who did they ever attack?"
Oh where to begin, where to begin...
1695-96
Early Crimean-area wars (Sea of Azov region, Turkish border, etc.)
"The Turks and the Russians had been in on-and-off wars since 1568"
"Previous attempts to take the Crimea directly had failed, so Peter opted to lay siege to Turkish-controlled fortress of Azov at the mouth of the river Don"
1697-1720
Great Northern War (Baltic region)
The king's [Charles XII of Sweden] youth and inexperience, coupled with his holdings of several major Baltic ports, made the Swedish empire a tantalizing target for partition by its neighbors.
Peter then moved north and invaded Finland in 1713
Peter was extremely lenient with the Swedes, keeping Estonia, Livonia, Ingria, and part of southern Finland (especially Saint Petersburg)
1722
Persian Campaign (Caspian Sea region)
Peter allied with Georgia and Armenia, looking to seize land at the expense of the declining Safavid Persia and deny it to the Ottomans
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That is a mere 27 year sampling. Your ignorance of history is simply astonishing.
It may not be the Russians that the coup leaders need to most worry about.
Link malfunctions.
http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/2014/03/the-unstable-alliance-of-na...
Someone needs to do a Putin epic split video
**Edit, it exists https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etighrLDGk8
We could just as easily make one of those about the US.
Wouldn't be so funny would it?
You have to keep a sense of humor to deal with this world of insanity.
and vise - versa.
At least somebody can: What's up Doc? (PS. take a close look at the X-ray)
Lol... That is hilarious, thank you for the laugh.
Good words of advice Dr.E...if life wasn't so tragic, it would be funny.
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Dark humour in everything i guess...
Brought to you by your friends - the international banksters.
Uncalled for and disparaging...
If it's from Ukraine, Syria, Libya, Afghanistan, Iraq...
The caption should read visit America before they visit you!
Maybe as a bonus we can throw in the pictures of our handy work that President Remus wouldn't release in his first term... second term?... to the public for fear it might incite violence against Americans abroad!
The Red Line Pen is leaking
Fair and balanced fun!
A door too far
The Ukrainians are about to experience the movie Red Dawn...WOLVERINES!
Good Luck all...
batting500
I am hoping the Ukrainian people and army do a Red Dawn on the oligarchs, goons and paramilitaries who are behind this illegal coup with the help of the GRU.
There is no upside to living in cities.
'Tanks for the Memories!'
not funny ((
Bad boys bad boys ....whatcha gonna do when they .....
I'm sure Russia is shaking in it's boots, knowing Obama may send the 182nd BathHouse Brigade into action......
Is that the other "Giant Sucking Sound" Perot was talking about?
you traitorious freedom hating animals.
putin hates gays do you folks not get it yet?
analism becomes a criminal offence.
no more gay adoptions and you can forget about the freak weddings.
a blacklist of all the in the closet queers in hollywoodland.
faggots we simply cannot allow putin to win this.
elton john and his male wife david soft furnishings
must be allowed to keep those adopted babies.
flat footed fat bastards of america lets roll.
Putin is more confused than a transgenered with an identiy problem!
Hi new guy.
Spelling lab is that way---->
As for your needed decunting, open a ticket.
Ukrainians should have done what they did in Texas. LOL
http://img108.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=845382947_IMG955619_122_549lo...