"Obama Did Not Attend The Meeting", Or In A Moment Of Crisis The President Stands Resolute

Tyler Durden's picture

... in the sand trap.

Spot the pattern. From March 1, 2014, the day Russia announced it would send armed forces in Crimea:

President Barack Obama's national security team met on Saturday for an update on the situation in Ukraine and to discuss potential policy options, a senior Obama administration official said. The meeting came as Ukraine asked the United States and other key members of the U.N. Security Council to help safeguard its territorial integrity after Russia announced plans to send armed forces into the country's autonomous Crimea region. 


Obama did not attend the meeting, but he has been briefed about it by his national security adviser, Susan Rice, and his national security team, an official said.

Fast forward to today, March 15, 2014, the day Russia is said to have "invaded" East Ukraine, and the day before Crimea's critial referendum which may cement the second coming of the Cold War.

President Barack Obama's national security team discussed the Ukraine crisis in a session at the White House on Saturday after Secretary of State John Kerry's return from talks with his Russian counterpart in London.


Obama did not attend the meeting but was being briefed about it and other developments involving Ukraine, said Laura Lucas Magnuson, a spokeswoman for the White House National Security Council.

Because obviously there are more pressing matters at hand like pitching Obamacare to toddlers, and because there is always time for 18 holes before World War III. And let's not forget, nobody does a better job of explaining to Vladimir Vladimirovich the "costs" of showing the world just how much of a laughing stock US foreign policy has become.

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TerminalDebt's picture

People need to stop thinking the president is a smart person. It's just a guy that's good at reading speeches that other people write for him.

Any idiot can, and is president.

HarryWanqer's picture

No one panic. The Obama regime has everything under control.

Indian_Goldsmith's picture

Lol. Americans, please don't mind ridicule from the third world :)

Harbanger's picture

Why 1st, 2nd or 3rd world? We're now one sloshing pond of statist excrement.

knukles's picture

This is the hallmark of strong leadership.

The man need not attend meetings, briefings, debates, answer critical questions directly, disclose data, any data, facts are irrelevant.

We got exactly what the Left Promised.
A New Messiah

nmewn's picture

Obviously, some sort of god.

knukles's picture

Well, that's exactly what some of the uberliberals out here stated.  That he was held above any and all normal human ststus, was foing to change the entire world overnight, peace love prosperity equality fraternity...


nmewn's picture

Evan Thomas, David Brooks, Peggy Noonan, Warren Buffet, Colin Powell...

What?...I'm putting together my Christmas card list ;-)

0b1knob's picture

Give Choomboy a break!  Its not like he's binge watching some lame fantasy series while the world goes up in flames.  Oh wait...



Henry Chinaski's picture

Last time the press admitted to something like this the American Ambassador to Lybya was assasinated. There are only a few things that the POTUS is consititutionally expected to do.  One of them is CINC of our national defense forces.  This halfrican American is the laziest POTUS ever and is negligent in the performance of his elected and sworn duties.

Keyser's picture

I understand Obama was too busy prepping for an appearance on SNL tonight to attend the security briefing which may lead to averting WWIII. He obviously has his priotities in order. 


Vampyroteuthis infernalis's picture

Why go to the meetings. He is incapabible (mentally and material wise) to do anything about it. Guess they will just blame Bush. Your teleprompter calls Obummer.

FEDbuster's picture

Working on his follow up to Between Two Ferns, maybe The Arsineo Hall Show or a guest visit to the TMZ set?

ArkansasAngie's picture

Could it be that Obumster  already knows that he plans on doing absolutely doing nothing.  WW3?  Please.  Sabor rattling 101.  

It isn't his words ... we know he lies ... it's his actions ... which are zilch.  


nmewn's picture

I think he's still trying to figure out how to get Latino's to cancel their cell phone service and cable TV in order to pay for his ObamaCare.

"...if you looked at their cable bill, their telephone, their cell phone bill… it may turn out that, it’s just they haven’t prioritized health care.”

You see, they are too stupid to prioritize their lives according to his wishes. They're not making the proper choices.


Ego, mixed with stupidity and lies, makes for a very dangerous combination.

Winston Churchill's picture

Leaving the neocons in total control.

Now I getting worried.Obozo is setting them up to blame for WWIII.

The blame is more important than the carnage to Obozo.

What the procedure for mental asylum commitment in DC ?

Can we Baker Act this narcissist pillock in the White Hut ?

Manthong's picture

I'd bet Putin is a better golfer.

Fortunate Fool's picture

And since he plays shirtless with a leather pant, that definitely turns you on, right?

TheReplacement's picture

No but there is a whole lotta man->Putin love on ZH.  The floors in this place are disgusting from it.

Pure Evil's picture

Would you rather them man->love Obama?

Or is that just your late night sexual fantasies?

Rahm Emanuel is that you?

Harbanger's picture

Once you understand that neocons are simply progressives on the Repub side, it all makes sense.  Note that most neocons were former Dems 20+ years ago.

Seer's picture

Where the fuck are these "real" "Republicans?"

Never has there been "good guys," sorry: well, perhaps Washington, Madison and or Jefferson, but they've been long dead (and, I don't believe that any of them were "Republicans").

Harbanger's picture

If Washington, Madison or Jefferson came back today, they'd be run off as teabagging wingnuts.  Eat shit and die from what you cooked for yourselves bitches. I'm making, educating and prepping the next generation of freedom fighters.  They were and will be born in America.  Note, I'm not an American myself, but my blood will rally around liberty and rise once again.

Fred Hayek's picture

Well, come on, there was Ron Paul. And Justin Amash is pretty good and for all the disappointment with him, Rand Paul is not bad for a politician.

TheReplacement's picture

Capture one or both parties...

Jam Akin's picture

The fact of the matter is that the original neocons started out as Trotskyite leftists.

Keyser's picture

Sweet jebus on a cracker, leaving Biden in charge? 

Steaming_Wookie_Doo's picture

Well, at least you won't have to worry about anything being done. And I love the irony of Larouche chanting the litany that Obama must go or there will be nuclear war. Ach du lieber, Mr Nobel Peace Prize doesn't have a thought in his head, let alone *doing* anything.

MeMongo's picture

Lol goldilocks we won't. At least we have indoor plumbing! Douche!

Chuck Walla's picture




Chuck Walla's picture



1st hole went really fast, Briefing squeezed in between tee offs.



Berspankme's picture

Rumor is that he was busy typing up a stern letter and may even issue a double stern warning on Monday

Boomberg's picture

Obama has placed Putin on double secret probation. Just one more misstep from Putin and no more anything mister. It will be just like after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor. 

Keyser's picture

Leave him alone, he's on a roll. 

nevadan's picture

People need to stop thinking the president is a smart person. It's just a guy that's good at reading speeches that other people write for him.

Any idiot can, and is president.

We asked for it and we got it.

“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”

? H.L. Mencken

Seer's picture

Well, it's still continuing, which, sadly, means that Obama's efforts will be trumped (just as Bush's efforts were trumped by Obama).

The farther we travel down the path the more dire is the need to deceive the populace.

TheFourthStooge-ing's picture


Well, it's still continuing, which, sadly, means that Obama's efforts will be trumped (just as Bush's efforts were trumped by Obama).

The following template can be used accurately in blog comments for as long as the US continues to be a going concern:

"Damn, I swore that after [most recent US president] we couldn't possibly get a worse president. Well, now that we're stuck with [current US president], I'll be the first to admit it - I was totally wrong and just a fool."

Wjunk's picture

I deal with a close family member with serious, serious, mental illness. She is progressively declining (though perhaps this current psych ward stay will be the one that helps).

Cannot tell you how many times I've said "It cannot possibly get worse that this" only to look back six months later and wish for just the merely horrible we had six months ago.

Yes, we can have a worse one and should we have crisis, most likely will get a worse one than today.  We may soon look back at Obama and miss him dearly for being merely horrible.

That's enough to make me want to go into the psych ward myself.



StychoKiller's picture

Ever watch "The King of Hearts"?

Boomberg's picture

Ya well if the current IIC (Idiot in Chief) hadn't been elected,  we'd all have been nuked a long time ago with McCain as IIC. This Crimea crisis would have never happened if McCain had been charge, because there would be no life left on the planet at all. 

williambanzai7's picture

He agreed with the Bilderboogers, along with Hilary, that he would defer to their will on all matters of foreign policy.

That is precisely what he is doing and though he lacks the capacity to even comprehend if he wanted to, he does not want to even be in the room while they are scheming in order to distance himself and protect his shitty Rainbow Fascist legacy.

This is what we now have as a purported leader. PUTTNIK!

ThirdWorldDude's picture

Great work WB7! Appropriate soundtrack whilst contemplating on the artwork:


Iggy Pop - Passenger

Neil Young & The Crazy Horse - Fuckin' Up

palmereldritch's picture


And in keeping with the moniker Cold War 2.0 there will be some new ground rules to help for marketing purposes:


A) It will only be fought during winter

B) It will be for control of natural gas

C) It's Cold War not Cold Warm...somebody fix the teleprompter

Kiss My Icelandic Ass's picture

I was just thinking the same thing today. What a fucking idiot.