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Obama And Putin Speak, Again - Here Is The White House Summary

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Another day, another drawn out, pointless conversation between Obama and Putin, which will do nothing to prevent the imminent annexation of Crimea, whose people have voted and decided to join Russia.

From the White House:

President Obama spoke this afternoon with President Putin of Russia.


President Obama emphasized that the Crimean “referendum,” which violates the Ukrainian constitution and occurred under duress of Russian military intervention, would never be recognized by the United States and the international community.


He emphasized that Russia’s actions were in violation of Ukraine’s sovereignty and territorial integrity and that, in coordination with our European partners, we are prepared to impose additional costs on Russia for its actions.


President Obama underscored that there remains a clear path for resolving this crisis diplomatically, in a way that addresses the interests of both Russia and the people of Ukraine.


He noted that the Ukrainian government continues to take concrete steps that would allow for the de-escalation of the crisis, particularly as it prepares for elections this Spring and undertakes constitutional reform, and he asked that Russia support the immediate deployment of international monitors to help prevent acts of violence by any groups.


President Obama reiterated that a diplomatic resolution cannot be achieved while Russian military forces continue their incursions into Ukrainian territory and that the large-scale Russian military exercises on Ukraine’s borders only exacerbate the tension.


President Obama said that Secretary Kerry continues to be prepared to work together with Foreign Minister Lavrov and the Ukrainian government to find a diplomatic resolution to the crisis.

Photo of the president, with sleeves rolled up and a pained expression on his face to be released shortly. Meanwhile Putin's oblivious trampling of all Obama warnings, pleadings, threats, teleprompter readings and what not continues without a hitch.

Meanwhile, this is the Kremlin's take of the same conversation:

At the initiative of the American side Vladimir Putin had a phone conversation with U.S. President Barack Obama.


The topic of the continued discussion were the various aspects of the crisis in Ukraine. Putin drew attention to the inability and unwillingness of the current Kiev authorities to curb rampant ultra-nationalist and radical groups, destabilizing and terrorizing civilians, including Russian-speaking population and our compatriots.


In this context is being considered sending an OSCE monitoring mission to the Ukraine. According to the President of Russia, the activity of such a mission should be extended to all Ukrainian regions .


In connection with the referendum held in Crimea, Putin stressed that it is fully consistent with international law and the UN Charter and takes into account, in particular, the famous Kosovo precedent. At the same time the inhabitants of the peninsula were guaranteed the possibility of free will and self-determination.


The heads of state noted that, despite the differences in opinion the two should work together to seek ways to help stabilize the situation in Ukraine .


The U.S. President congratulated the President of Russia on the success of the Paralympic Winter Games and asked to convey greetings to the participants of the competition.


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Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:09 | 4556508 PacOps
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Yawn ... While lifting my right cheek and farting in the gengeral direction of the WH.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:12 | 4556534 Mr Pink
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I highly doubt the Fraud in Chief is even talking to Putin. How could he even talk for an hour without a teleprompter?

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:17 | 4556553 ebworthen
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" to...pull"

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:20 | 4556566 Mr Pink
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Obozo - Those folks in Crimea want to remain part of the Ukraine

Putin - What the fuck is a folk?

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:28 | 4556597 NoDebt
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Attention Texans:  By my estimation, you have a window of opportunity of slightly less than 3 years.  If you're gonna do it, I'd recommend doing it soon.  I'll be right down.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:37 | 4556632 economics9698
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Texas, Arkansas, Oklahoma, North Dakota, South Dakota, Alabama, Mississippi, Florida, Georgia, Kansas, Missouri, Tennessee, Kentucky, Indiana, Utah, Wyoming, Montana, Arizona, should all exit the USA. 


The USA is nothing but a bunch of fascist tribe members who rape and pillage at will.  

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:43 | 4556650 Manthong
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“Geez, Vlad, honey, next time can’t you use a little lube first?”

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:46 | 4556662 knukles
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Maureen Dowd, dumb as a box of rocks, doyenne of the uberliberal left political screed, the NYT, even termed Obama the Democrats "one time Messiah" today.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 20:00 | 4556697 superflex
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Do you like Florida or Arizona in the final game?

My minions needs some direction."


Sun, 03/16/2014 - 20:05 | 4556716 hungrydweller
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Odorko is a fuckin' dweeb.  Incompetent fuckweed just like that last 10 presidents.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 20:54 | 4556842 Looney
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Vlad, since I was a little girl in Kenya, I've been dreaming of an American EBT card with MY name on it. MY NAME!!!  ;-)


Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:44 | 4556657 bh2
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It's what governments do for a living. Nothing new to see here. Move along.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:45 | 4556659 CrashisOptimistic
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If you add Alaska and Louisiana, you'll have about 95% of US domestic oil production.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:59 | 4556694 Jreb
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Oregon, Washington and British Columbia; Cascadia.... doesn't sound so stupid or far fetched now.... you can keep California though.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 20:51 | 4556857 FWM
Sun, 03/16/2014 - 21:00 | 4556886 Jreb
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To the people who set this shit up - get a life. I do business every day with Sikh's, Phillipinos and Chinese. They are all middle class MEN who seek the same thing we Anglo's seek. They came here for a better life and are getting screwed out of it by the ruling finacial/political oligarchs. They too believe in life liberty and the pursuit of freedom/happiness. We are different colors and cultures but make no mistake - in our hearts we are brothers and crave the same thing: Liberty. You and your kind do the cause a diservice. Thankfully most people with a brain can see it. You will nver be anything more than a footnote in our history.

Fuck you.


Mon, 03/17/2014 - 11:56 | 4558878 FWM
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Mon, 03/17/2014 - 00:33 | 4557402 Kirk2NCC1701
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I'd add Idaho.  For the spuds, and their work ethic and sense of self-sufficiency.

And the natural/obvious part of the Alaskan panhandle that should be aprt of BC.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 20:17 | 4556749 Boomberg
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I live in Florida and most of my friends are liberal Democrats (FL went for Obama twice and has a Dem senator, so not a typical Southern state). Most of them would vote to be led by Putin also instead of Obama. 

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 03:17 | 4557539 UselessEater
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Putin over Obama? Its pretty tragic when that's the perceived preference. Neither will veer off the path that protects the financial interests of the few at the expense of the many. Neither will combat the sense of self-entitlement and self-preservation that festers in the annals of the wealthiest who use crooked means to block and deprive potential competitors rising above the unwashed ranks. For small business owners fascism and communism look the same and which leader represents which "ideology" is for the think-tanks to argue, the rest of us just see the same end result that handicapps the samll guy to preserve the big guy and that turns fellow humans into expendible tools which must be contained and quietened.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 20:19 | 4556756 lostintheflood
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Texas, Arkansas, Oklahoma, North Dakota, South Dakota, Alabama, Mississippi, Florida, Georgia, Kansas, Missouri, Tennessee, Kentucky, Indiana, Utah, Wyoming, Montana, Arizona, should all exit the USA.

oh...if only they would...

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 00:35 | 4557406 Kirk2NCC1701
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We know who would take SoCal.  But who would take NorCal?

Not Cascadia, since Oregonians have yard signs that say "Don't Californicate Oregon".

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 00:09 | 4557366 The Wisp
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I Guess Pennsylvania is the only state then left with enough Guns to go down there to DC and clean out that pit of Vipers, Maybe our Buddies in West Virginia will lend us a hand.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 20:43 | 4556822 Blano
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Come on down...the preparation has already started.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 09:21 | 4558019 post turtle saver
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I'm a Texan... and, I have to say, I laugh at these suggestions...

we wield more power by staying where we are... I'll say it again, 2014 and 2016 elections are going to demonstrate a pivot in US politics that hasn't been seen since the Carter/Reagan years... "hope and change" indeed

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:33 | 4556617 asteroids
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Obozo... blah blah blah. Putin - Go Fuck Yourself.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:40 | 4556641 Spastica Rex
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American presidents don't say "want to," they say "wanna."

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 20:49 | 4556845 ptolemy_newit
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OBama> your folks in Crimea

Putin> "Folks" Oh you mean friendly people.  I am thinking those folks in Alaska may consider the referendom method of democracy.  Lets help them get started, how about sending Victoria in for some wet work.

Oman> I am not sure them Alaskan folks would choose Canad over the united States of America.

Putin> I can give them some of Siberia!

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:20 | 4556569 johngaltfla
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PUTIN: You're on the greens again aren't you you asshole!

OBAMA: Puti, you don't have to be so crude. I'm trying to hit a Par 4 before the snow storm gets here. Usually I get a hole in one every time!

PUTIN: I've seen that bullshit from the leader of North Korea!

OBAMA: Well, you stay out of the Ukraine, and I'll mulligan my way through 3 more holes.

PUTIN: Fuck off. (click, dial tone)

OBAMA: He's just jealous that I can golf and be stylish on a bike. Probably because he's a member of the NRA.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:27 | 4556592 Pegasus Muse
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‘They are fascists!’ German Left [Party] leader blasts Merkel’s support of illegitimate Ukraine govt



Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:32 | 4556612 The Alarmist
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I vaguely recall the Oval Office having gold drapes ... when did the office go full red?

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 21:22 | 4556979 Husk-Erzulie
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That drape color which is called, I believe, Decaying Radioactive Salmon, was thought to complement the messiahs skin tone.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 01:42 | 4557462 Tall Tom
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Clinton's Oval Office had Gold Drapes with a Royal Blue Carpet with the Presidential Seal. George W. Bush changed the carpet to white with a Presidential Seal.


In 2010 Barack Obama removed the Gold Drapes and replaced them with Red. Kennedy's Oval Office had Thin White Drapes on Rods.


It changes withe every administration. Change you can believe in...Carpet Color and Drapes and Paintsings too!!!


Why concentrate on the superficial??? It may be decorated in BLACK ASHES accented with Orange Smoldering Coals in the near future. Perhaps it will after we do something really stupid like go to war over the Crimea and support the Fascist Government in the Ukraine.


Our best bet is to stay out.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 20:31 | 4556787 LetThemEatRand
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"Probably because he's a member of the NRA."

Just FYI before you mistake Putin's posing with reality.

It's important to keep in mind that all of these fuckers have the same basic agenda.   Even assuming this is a battle between the West and the Russians over who is in charge (the jury is still out that it's not just theater), none of the above is still the best answer.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:18 | 4556558 DoChenRollingBearing
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Would Obama be saying something similar if Tibet were to vote to stay with China?

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:31 | 4556608 knukles
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Well, he did make the Dali Lama leave the WH his first visit by the kitchen door past the garbage pile so the Chinee wouldn't get pissed off for having met with the dude...

nuts shriveling just thinkin' about it, again

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 00:02 | 4557354 zstard
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And "Yats" is received in the oval office. I'm disgusted by this imposter receiving a little fascist puppet into our White House.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 20:37 | 4556805 zorba THE GREEK
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Potus couldn't talk for one second without a hand stuck up his ass

operating the internal mechanics and making his mouth move.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 21:16 | 4556946 rbg81
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Did Obama mention to Putin that he has a phone and a pen?  It was probably his only chance to inflict real damage on Putin by causing him to die laughing.

The problem is that Obama is used to dealing with people who are totally cowed by the American Media, who (for the most part) kiss his ass.   He is clueless when dealing with a real leader like Putin.  Even the race card means nothing to Putin.  I'll bet Obama doesn't even realize how impotent and incompetent he looks.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 21:47 | 4557034 Global Hunter
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The current strategy of backing an advesary into a corner and then being surprised and unprepared when he/they take steps to defend themselves and strengthen their own position has me scratching my head.  I agree with you, but to me it looks like they're self destructing as well as being incompetent and they're not aware in the least.  It spooks me out and I get scared at times because I think surely they can't be this stupid what else is going here?

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 21:51 | 4557049 rbg81
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Obama is intellectually lazy.  He doesn't expect people to point out his inconsistencies, lies, and incompetence.  He DOES expect people to roll over and parrot whatever shit comes out of his mouth.  He does expect his adversaries to be cowed by the MSM.  And, if all else fails, he just drops the race card and everyone scurries for cover.  Well, outside of the West, people don't play by those rules.  Putin certainly doesn't.  And Obama doesn't have the slightest clue what to do--and neither do those around him.  So....he tries to talk Putin to death.  Wouldn't be surprised if Putin is just getting a blow job while Obama talks, and talks, and talks...

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 22:00 | 4557074 FredFlintstone
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Congratulations on the Sochi Paralympics. That Obama quote came to mind when you said he will talk Putin to death. Good insight.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 09:24 | 4558030 rbg81
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In a perverse way, its hard to blame Obama for his laziness.  He was handed things his whole life:  college scholarships, admission to Colombia & Harvard, Editor-in-chief of the Harvard Law Review (in which he published zero articles), his Senate seat (based on a single speech), widespread acclaim (undeserved), the Presidency of the United States, and last but not least: the Nobel Peace Prize.  That, plus he knows that most of the Washington Press Corps would gladly volunteer to give him head (it wouldn't shock me if most of them have).  And after he retires, he will be put out to stud in a fashion that would make even Bill Clinton jealous.  Fuck, I'd be him if I was offered the chance and had no shred of dignity.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:27 | 4556596 Renewable Life
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The shit I find truely fucking amazing is this.......Jane Fonda, a civilian, goes over to Vietnam as a 20 something, high on god knows what, and says some stupid shit, and there are elements in this fucking Country that still scream a bloody storm about she's traitor and blah blah blah

BUT John fucking Kerry, a commissioned officer in the US military goes before Congress In the 1970's and accuses the US military and it's soldiers of war crimes and genocide, and that bitch gets nominated for US President, is the god damn Sec of State and re-elected forever a US Senator, and nobody says a god damn thing!!!

NOW that bitch is the biggest war monger on the planet............and still no one says a god damn thing in the media or civil society?????

It's just unreal, surreal, Shakespearean shit IMO!

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:32 | 4556614 knukles
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Well, I said sumptin' 'bout it, but evidently nobody was litzinin'

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 21:46 | 4556995 rbg81
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Good point.  You have to remember though that JK was elected by Mass-of-two-shits.  MA will elect any POS; the more un-American, the better.  They are the people who kept electing Ted "the swimmer" Kennedy for term after term no matter WTF he did.  He actually drowned someone while driving drunk and those massholes STILL re-elected the fucker.  Once you are elected to a high enough office, people will forget what you said and kiss your ass--especially if you are a liberal.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 23:55 | 4557338 JuliaS
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Oh, just listen to Bush Jr. "we are a humble nation" speech right before his 1st election. I could've sworn the text was written by Ron Paul himself!

Lying 2-face hypocrites - every last one of them. RP's the only real deal, which is exactly why he's not in charge.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:44 | 4556656 williambanzai7
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Sun, 03/16/2014 - 20:54 | 4556865 silvermail
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Putin must respond to Obama: "I am very pleased that you recognize the new government in Kiev as legitimate and strongly supports them.
But the problem is that I do not recognize this power legitimate. I think all these people rebels and criminal fascists. So, I will arrest all of them, give to court and  after this, they will sentenced to death. Invitation to a Beheading, I'll send you in advance. "

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 00:06 | 4557360 JuliaS
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Obama: I was wondering, Mr. Saakashvili, if I could borrow your tie.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:06 | 4556512 rtalcott
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Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:10 | 4556521 fockewulf190
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Putin said, and this is a direct quote: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.......!"

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:12 | 4556532 ndotken
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What Obama truly fears is a majority of American states seeing the results and deciding to leave his banana republic.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:13 | 4556541 Mr Pink
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My thought exactly. When do we get to vote to join a new country? Is Swaziland still available?

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:16 | 4556550 holmes
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OT  Putin and Duke BB coach Mike" Krzyzewski: separated at birth?

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:18 | 4556559 ndotken
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If Texas ever got the question on the ballot, I'd be loading up the truck the next morning for the Lone Star Republic.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:55 | 4556610 Dick Buttkiss
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Right behind you.

And Texas could cherry-pick its would-be immigrants.

Investors, entrepreneurs, the otherwise hard-working, ending its welfare programs and creating a model for the rest of the world to emulate.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 22:01 | 4557079 Jreb
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I dunno but Michigan can have Quebec....

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:19 | 4556560 SDShack
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It's not a majority of states TPTB fear, it will only take a handful to get the ball rolling. Momentum takes over then. That's why TPTB have to crush ANY dissent immediately. There's a reason why the NSA is spying on everyone. The IRS is extorting everyone. And DHS is stockpiling billions of rounds of ammo.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 20:43 | 4556821 Renewable Life
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Bingo, we got a winner!!

Even examples in "Civilized Europe" are unaceptable and could be dangerous in the eyes of these sociopaths, hence the response in the Ukraine

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 22:02 | 4557082 Jreb
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Nail meet hammer. You got it.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:21 | 4556573 fockewulf190
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Obama has long stopped giving a shit about the USA.  I won´t be surprised if he resigned the presidency after next November.  Expect more missed meetings, golf outings, and very expensive vacations.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:57 | 4556623 knukles
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Giving a shit?


Sun, 03/16/2014 - 20:46 | 4556829 Blano
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That's been my point all along....if the Ukes can offload a govvie they don't like, why can't we????

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 09:29 | 4558051 post turtle saver
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we aren't going to leave, we're just going to dump the Dems to the fucking curb

let's see if we have anyone left that can fill Reagan's shoes... tall order, I know, but if the US can pull it off watch the fuck out

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:19 | 4556561 rguptatx
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Har De Har De Har Ha Ha

There - fixed it for ya!

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:17 | 4556555 LetThemEatRand
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" did Putin say?"

Putin:  speaking in Russian.  Translator, snickering:  "are you calling me from an Obamaphone?"

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:20 | 4556570 Infinite QE
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Putin: "I've got audio of your phone sex with Reggie. I'll put it on Youtube if you feck with me."

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:33 | 4556619 Soul Glow
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Putin -

Gold bitchez!

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:54 | 4556683 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Putin: "Why do you are calling again? Repeating same words is every time. Must be way is stop useless annoyance calls."

Obama: "You would need to put your number on the Do Not Call Registry at the web site, Vlad."

Putin: "Site like, is make by same people? Forgetting it. Better result stop paying phone bill until is disconnect."

Obama: "Have I told you about our free cell phone program?"

Putin: [click]

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:20 | 4556565 CrashisOptimistic
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That's a very good point.  The media never reports his position.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:06 | 4556514 TeamDepends
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Vlad, I'm still flexible.  Really, really flexible.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:11 | 4556533 syntaxterror
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And, Vlad, I can even wrap my ankles behind my head if you want to fuck me like that.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:26 | 4556593 TeamDepends
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What's that?  You're breaking up......(Presidential Bong burbling).......he's speaking Russian......shoo, I was only there for a few months.......Vlad....VLAD!!!!!  I can be Gumby-like flexible...?

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:09 | 4556518 Cangaroo.TNT
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What a waste of time.  If I were POTUS, I'd be too busy drinking bourbon, shooting pool, and banging hookers to even bother with any of this crap.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 21:53 | 4557054 Global Hunter
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snorting coke, basketball and bath house close enough?

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:10 | 4556522 nmewn
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Tell ya what Vlad, build a golf course on it and we'll call it a stalemate.

Ya gotta gimme sumpin here!

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:10 | 4556523 Pure Evil
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Why would Obama have a pained expression?

Is it because he was talking out his ass after he put the phone up there?

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:19 | 4556564 Wait What
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BHO = Butthole Orgy starring Vlad the Impaler. coming to the EurAsian Theater in March.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:26 | 4556526 Winston Churchill
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Looks like ;"'running dog imperialist paper tiger', may come back into vogue again.

With blood in the water now, how long until the sharks show up to eat ?

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:11 | 4556530 holdbuysell
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Did they talk about the US funding money into radicals in order to create agitation that resulted in the coup?

Yeah, didn't think so.

Pots n kettles...pots n kettles...pots n kettles...

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:12 | 4556535 Bollixed
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I highly doubt Obo 'said' any of that. He's a reader...

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:14 | 4556537 ebworthen
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Obama doesn't recognize the U.S. Constitution, so how can he comment on any other Constitution?

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:26 | 4556594 Son of Captain Nemo
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Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:13 | 4556539 ShrNfr
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And so the meltdown of Mr. Obama begins. He will not be able to accept that Putin does not give a fart upwind from him.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:13 | 4556540 Berspankme
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Come on Vlad, you're makin' me look bad. Give it back, this is undiplomatic, a travesty. We cannot allow self determination



Sun, 03/16/2014 - 20:09 | 4556730 ShrNfr
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Ovama looks good in jeans. He said so a day or two ago in an interview.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:14 | 4556542 Aquarius
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Kerry calls Putin and demands that Putin accept the proposal prepared by Putin

and that Obama will pick up the costs, er, maybe?


while McCain still screams to the World for War in the Ukraine (You Americans should consider returning him to Vietnam as he is damged goods).

All these affairs remind me of the British TV series "Yes Minister"

Ho hum

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:34 | 4556621 Son of Captain Nemo
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All these affairs remind me of the British TV series "Yes Minister"...

Are the Brits that fucking narcissistic, paranoid and delusional?...

Hey we?... Learned?... I mean??... 


Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:42 | 4556648 agent default
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Nope.  Sir Humphrey was a monument of cynical realism.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 20:37 | 4556696 Son of Captain Nemo
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Thanks for that read. 

That one is a gem that needs to be posted in many places, because I believe tomorrow mornings MSM will play that as if Kerry authored it -as well all here know they will.

I'm actually surprised the level of inclusion in Lavrov's language for the U.S. to be involved in a "Support Group for Ukraine" given what they have already done through subversion. It's almost like someone inviting the hood that just raped and killed your daughter and vandalized your house in for a cup of coffee and to let them know that you are 'wiping the slate clean" and all is forgotten?!!!

Having said that Lavrov is also showing himself to be the consummate diplomat and professional he is in getting the West to do what Russia wants.


Sun, 03/16/2014 - 20:10 | 4556733 ShrNfr
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Eye, eye, Horus.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 20:54 | 4556866 Chuck Walla
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Sending Kerry to negotiate with Russians is like sending a cupcake to negotiate with a steak knife.

~ John Bolton


Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:14 | 4556543 SDShack
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When Pussydent 0zer0 speaks... does anyone in the forest listen?

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:36 | 4556628 NoDebt
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Not any more.  His presidency is effectively over.  Obamacare's roll-out put a cramp in his style domestically, this one is where the rest of the world starts to turn their back on him.

As much as I can't stand the guy and his policies, it must be twice as frustrating to be a supporter or ally of his.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 23:41 | 4557308 syntaxterror
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But he always pick up the tab on the links. 

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:20 | 4556545 ebworthen
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"...deployment of international observers" = C.I.A. and E.U. operatives & interlopers.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:15 | 4556548 Son of Captain Nemo
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"President Obama emphasized that the Crimean “referendum,” which violates the Ukrainian (Neo_Nazi) constitution and occurred under duress of Russian military intervention (as a response to a legitimate Government being illegally overthrown through foreign subversion), would never be recognized by the United States and the international community"...

Then Vlad said get back to your golf game Mr. President!

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:16 | 4556549 stant
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putin after hanging up"now for phase 4 of feindish plan"

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:26 | 4556583 Son of Captain Nemo
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putin after hanging up"now for phase 4 of feindish plan"... Which will be taking in the 600,000 plus refugees who fled their Country to come to Russia because of the chaos fermented by Western banks... Feed them, clothe them, find work for them and give incentives to all the Crimeans including jobs to start over without Western investment which has been cut by turning it into new Eastern business partners & projects...

Fixed it!

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:16 | 4556551 socalbeach
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Putin shouldn't even waste his time talking to Obama, he should have his press secretary on the phone instead.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:22 | 4556577 TrustWho
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Beach,...Putin and his clan had Obama on muted speaker phone as they ate bananas and scratched their underarms and hooted animal sounds.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:32 | 4556613 Berspankme
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Actually there is no proof any of these calls happened. Propaganda admin just blowing smoke

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:39 | 4556640 knukles
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God, those mommy jeans and soft chemise shirt must smell horrid by now!

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 20:18 | 4556755 Pure Evil
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Now knuks, you know all those white SUV driving libtard soccor moms with bi-racial kids just love that mommy jeans look. And, that soft chemise shirt really shows off pecs.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:17 | 4556552 caimen garou
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go ahead master o, you have the phone in your hand now stick the pen up your a$$!

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:21 | 4556571 caerus
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this will be a short term excuse to sell just like the arab spring

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:21 | 4556575 Infinite QE
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Now the big question will be as all these parts of Ukraine get wise and bailout, who gets stuck with all the IMF debt that they are being saddled with? Last chump out?

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:22 | 4556579 Free Wary
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I'll audit you! I'll make your divorce records public! I'll close down your car dealership! I'll make you buy health insurance! I'll take away your favorite foods from your school lunch! There will be costs!

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:23 | 4556580 peaceful
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Pained expression is because his NBA 2K14 team lost in the quarter finals..Sadness will not last for long as ncaa tournament starts and Obama loves being called in as a bracket expert. 

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:30 | 4556582 Robinhood
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When was the last time the American people were allowed a referendum on a national level? I propose a national referendum to expel all of the members of the executive, legislative and judicial branches, all of which have record low approval ratings by the American people, and start from scratch.  

You American sheep have the right to vote for one of 2 parties. Any other parties will be limited in their MSM presence so you can not feel that they are viable options. 

So who are the Nazi dictators?

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:47 | 4556663 Pure Evil
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And the sound from the US?

Nothing but crickets and the soft bleating of sheep as they're prodded into the chutes of the slaughter house.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:25 | 4556587 ronron
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i know debt bro can't speak russian. so putin speaks english?

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:40 | 4556645 knukles
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Yes, his media handlers (supposed propaganda artistes) are actually dumber than a box of rocks.
Bet they all still have homes in Deeetroit

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 20:00 | 4556698 ronron
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55% of americans think there talking on the phone.the rest are under a bus. so propaganda works

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:25 | 4556588 1stepcloser
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Thats right Vlad, we already took the gold out of Ukriane, and turned it right around for Beijing..sorry

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:28 | 4556599 Debugas
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Obama to Putin: I was asked to go to the next Maidan in Moscow next year

Putin: You are welcome but do not forget to take your own Molotov Coctail with you

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:28 | 4556600 Herdee
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This has to be a plan by Putin to put right wing Republicans back into office after Russia confiscates all American and EU assets.Americans,vote for the return of John McCain and Sarah Palin.(joke right?)

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:52 | 4556668 Pure Evil
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No, something even worse, something so horrible as to be unimaginable.


Jeb Bush/Chris Christie 2016

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:58 | 4556692 the not so migh...
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yeah pro bailout republican always win,    they will try again i am sure with same results

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:30 | 4556602 Thin_Ice
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"President Obama emphasized that the Crimean “referendum,” which violates the Ukrainian constitution..."

How dare they! Only BO can violate constitutions.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:33 | 4556616 johny2
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Putin: How about Kosovo, or the fact that after being taken by NATO, the minorities in Kosovo have 0 rights?


Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:34 | 4556622 Soul Glow
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Gold has opened $10 higher tonight.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:36 | 4556629 I Write Code
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Kosovo precedent, LOL.  Good one, Putey.

Amazing.  Obama seems intent on beclowning himself a little more every day now.

I've really had no idea what Putey has been thinking when he goes on about the US missile shields in Poland etc, but he looks positively rational compared to Obama going on about Ukraine.  Not to mention Biden and Ketchup.  Just how many clowns are *in* this tiny car?


Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:38 | 4556635 goldhedge
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Merrika Stronk!


Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:38 | 4556636 goldhedge
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Merrika Stronk!


Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:42 | 4556647 Berspankme
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Obama- "Operator I'd like to speak to Vlad"

Operator- "He's not taking calls right now"

Obama- "This is urgent, I want to talk about Crimea and Ukraine"

Operator- "Vlad asked if you are surrendering?"

Obama- "No, I am issuing a sternly worded telegram with our 3 remaining allies"

Operator- "Vlad wants to know if it's the same one he got last week?"

Obama- "Well I've increased my verbage and it's even sterner"

Operator (laughing)-" Sorry Mr Putin just farted in your general direction"

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:44 | 4556655 Reaper
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Putin: Boy, you claim to be a Ukrainian and US Constitutional and International law expert. We'll need to validate your credentials with your school records and your scholarly writings.


Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:48 | 4556664 FiatFapper
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Russian imperialism -> the peaceful land-grabber

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:48 | 4556665 Smegley Wanxalot
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If China moves on Taiwan in April, and a week later Putin rolls into Poland, there will be absolutely nothing Oblowhard can or would do about it.  That is as clear as a fucking bell right now.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:49 | 4556667 lolmao500
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- Russian TV host: Russia is the only country with capability to turn U.S. into ‘radioactive ashes’
- Ukrainian heavy military equipment, including armored personnel carriers and infantry fighting vehicles are heading towards the Russian border, while the eastern regions of Donetsk and Lugansk are protesting the entry of Ukrainian military hardware.
- #EU ambos still meeting on #Russia sanctions. Session resuming at 11pm tonite to cull visa ban/asset freeze list for tomorrow's ForMins meet
- Obama to Putin: US readying 'additional costs' over Crimea
- UKRAINE: 'Russia and West engaged in new ColdWar, point of no return crossed' - Carnegie Moscow Director

This does not bode well for eastern Ukraine... Putin ain't massing troops and equipment on the border for nuthing.

- Kremlin: Putin told Obama that new Ukraine government was unable and unwilling to curb "rampant" ultra-nationalist and radical groups

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 20:01 | 4556699 Berspankme
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With the exception of real estate, which is hard to move quickly, wouldn't you think russians have already moved their assets out of the west? I mean Ozero has been blathering about this for like 3 weeks now. Wire transfers move pretty quick

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:50 | 4556670 franciscopendergrass
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"President Obama emphasized that the Crimean “referendum,” which violates the Ukrainian constitution and occurred under duress of Russian military intervention, would never be recognized by the United States and the international community."


Obama, how about respecting the US Constitution and the constitutions of other nations before telling other countries what they can do or can't do.  Mr. Obama, you have no moral footing to stand on.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:59 | 4556693 The Alarmist
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These would be the same consitutionalists who didn't quite follow the full Article 111 impeachment procedure, much less come up with the 363 votes required under article 111 to vote the "former" president out. Kind of easy to see how the same folks that pass 2500 page statues at midnight without fully reading them first can feel sympatico with these types.


Sun, 03/16/2014 - 20:06 | 4556720 Aquarius
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The Ukrainians give the "neoNazi White House the finger" (paraphrased) Paul Craig Roberts rofl (all morning)




Damn I like Dr Roberts - now there is a real American.


Ho hum

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 20:14 | 4556742 ShrNfr
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Bad news is good news. Japan has started to rally.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 20:14 | 4556743 q99x2
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The globalists are preparing to use their US merceneries to attack and overthrow Syria to get those pipelines in. So they are attacking Russia on the Ukrainian side while preparing to take out Syria.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 20:47 | 4556746 TomGa
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Putin stomped Obama's nuts - again.  Possession is nine tenths of the law. Game, set, match.

(Meanwhile the US is intentionally supporting the extreme social-nationalist neo-Nazi party Svoboda and its leader Oleh Tyahnybok. Another good job, Obummer, you dickhead. )

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 20:20 | 4556762 Yen Cross
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   Nice generic press photo of ZERO on the phone. In reality he's probably wearing his jammies and sucking on a pacifier in his high chair.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 20:27 | 4556777 grunk
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Obama called to compare Final Four bracket picks.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 20:54 | 4556864 Blano
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Dang beat me to it.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 20:44 | 4556825 spellbound
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 President Obama emphasized that the Crimean “referendum,” which violates the Ukrainian constitution and occurred under duress of Russian military intervention, would never be recognized by the United States and the international community.



"President Obama emphasized that the Crimean “referendum,” which violates the Ukrainian constitution and occurred under duress of Russian military intervention, would never be recognized by the United States and the international community."


Just who exactly is the international community? The international kleptocrat bankster mafia who have highjacked the democratic process in all countries which have a Rothschild central bank?


Sun, 03/16/2014 - 21:03 | 4556906 22winmag
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The Kenyan's gums are flapping but he really isn't saying anything.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 21:04 | 4556909 tony bonn
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the only reason bathhouse barry calls putsie so often is because he has the hots for him, or maybe it is his drag queen "wife" who does.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 21:09 | 4556935 sosoome
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Every time Barry whines about this, he loses again. Putin won this battle before it started.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 21:19 | 4556960 g'kar
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This shit isn't going to end well.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 21:20 | 4556965 jonjon831983
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Obama: "Nobel peace prize fist bump!

Putin: "Awwwwwww yeaaa!!!!"

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 21:44 | 4557029 loveyajimbo
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"Vlad... what are you wearing?"

"No... under those"


OooooooH!!  Commando???


'Nah... I can lose Reggie..."

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 22:04 | 4557084 Aquarius
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Paul Craig Roberts is hot this day:

He denounces the UK's BBC for what it has become, like Australia's ABC

And here John Pilger (also in exile) shows just how Australia scrapes and grovels on the yellow bellies of its "leaders" (a sick joke - sic) to the neocons aka Bolsheviks aka Trotskyites) who control the USA.

Ho hum


Mon, 03/17/2014 - 00:29 | 4557399 bunnyswanson
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Greg Hunter with Jim Sinclair today

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