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Sunday Humor: Turkish PM Erdogan's Top 15 Insults To World Leaders
While we thought Venezuelan President Maduro was doing well in the verbal combat sparring match of global diplomacy, and of course Russian President Vladimir Putin holds the lead in proclaimed "despotism", it is the corruption-probe bedraggled Prime Minister of Turkey that is head-and-shoulders above the rest of the world's leaders in his insults. As Zaman reports, not a day goes by when Erdogan does not spew forth some insult-infused speech to rally his cheering supporters and here are his Top 15...
1. Perverts. Last Monday, Erdo?an was speaking in Turkey's eastern province of Mu?, and lashed out at the Gülen movement for “orchestrating a coup” against the government. “They are perverts. They are tape editors, twitterers, they are whatever that comes to your mind.”
2. Atheists, terrorists. On Feb. 28, Erdo?an criticized a group of students who protested newly-built road crossing through the Middle East Technical University (ODTÜ) in Ankara. “We opened a boulevard in Ankara despite these leftists, these atheists. They are atheists, they're terrorists.” Oh by the way, they are students of the university, which is the only Turkish school that made it into the list of world's best 100 universities.
3. Bloodsucking vampires. Erdo?an and the Kurdistan Workers' Party (PKK) launched a peace process last year. During a year of ceasefire, the PKK bolstered its position in southeastern Turkey and deepened its military presence in the area. Those who criticize the way the peace process is handled (and I'm not talking about nationalists here) and the government's mistakes in this regard, are frequently targeted by Erdo?an as “bloodsucking vampires.”
4. Journalists with dog collars. During heated debates around Uludere/Roboski massacre, Erdo?an slammed journalists who were criticizing the government for covering up the airstrike that killed 34 civilians. Erdo?an said these columnists were with "dog collars" and that “we freed you from these dog collars.” He was referring to a situation, in which many Turkish columnists had to write in line with the military's narrative. Ironically, he said in the same speech that these columnists had "national collars" but now they have "international collars."
5. Girl or woman? In 2011, speaking in Konya about protests in border town of Hopa, Erdo?an criticized a woman who climbed onto a police vehicle, but had her hips broken during the confrontation, saying that “I don't know if she was a girl or a woman.” The remark caused a huge outrage among public.
6. Assassins. On Jan. 14, Erdo?an said during his parliamentary group meeting that those members of the judiciary, police and bureaucrats who staged the corruption operation are “insidious viruses” and likened them to infamous criminal gang called “Assassins.” He rarely used this word in his later speeches, but his supporters often employ this word to describe members of the Gülen movement.
7. Worse than Shia. During a televised interview earlier this week, Erdo?an said members of the Gülen movement are “worse than Shia” in “lies, slander and taqiyyah.” He didn't only committed a crime with this hate speech before millions of people, but also insulted all Shia Muslims by claiming that they are good at always telling lies and slander.
8. Leech worms. Few weeks ago, Erdo?an found a new insult and started calling members of the Gülen movement as “leech worms.” He then edited himself, saying that likening leech worms to members of the Gülen movement would be an insult to the worms. "Lech worms are even better than them," Erdo?an said. Salute to a prime minister who would not even insult a worm!
9. Tumor. To fight against the corruption allegations, Erdo?an launched a campaign to describe members of the police and judiciary who launched the graft operation as “tumor” that infiltrated the body of the state. For dummies: He is referring to members of the police and judiciary who are just doing their job.
10. Criminal gang. Erdo?an, his media and his supporters started to describe the Gülen movement as a “gang” or “örgüt” in Turkish. The word has become a euphemism to describe the PKK, known for its history of terror and violence. He constantly uses the word “gang” as part of his plan to justify a possible sweeping operation against the members of the Gülen movement after the local polls slated for March 30.
11. Childless. It is no secret that Erdo?an's level of logic in his speeches dropped to a level of a teenager (99.9 percent teenagers excluded). One of the most outrageous one was a “blame” Erdo?an put on opposition Nationalist Movement Party (MHP) leader Devlet Bahçeli and Turkish Islamic scholar Fethullah Gülen for having "no kids." He said they would not understand what it means of having children and family, because they "ain't got one." Both Gülen and Bahçeli have never married (which might be a crime in Erdo?an's new Turkey).
12. I suspect of their faith. Earlier this week, Erdo?an even questioned faith of members of the Gülen movement, saying that he even “suspects of their faith [in Islam].” In Islam, Muslims usually avoid questioning the faith of other Muslims because there is a danger that those who call others as a "non-believer" would become a non-Muslim if the description is groundless.
13. Insidious viruses and parasites. He first used this in January, but continued to publicly repeat this in almost everyday when he criticizes his opponents.
14. Burn in Hell. Last week, he highlighted how “dirty” his opponents are and claimed that “only Hell will purify them.” 101 Introduction to Islam class for Erdo?an: In Islam, we usually don't say to each other "you will go to Hell" because it is banned for Muslims to "decide" who will go where after they die.
15. Piss off. On Friday, Erdo?an said during a public rally in eastern province of Batman that female activists may knock at your doors to say not to vote for his ruling party. “You tell them piss off!” Erdo?an said insulted.
Of course, not even Erodgan can compete with this... (Absolutely not suitable for work)...
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Does the St. Patricks day parade go by the Boston Public Library?
Tomorrow looks like a great day for a CIA op.
I like the "leach worms".
And Fuck the EU, for good measure.
You go Erdogan!
Turkey? Winter in the EU?
Naah, I'm happy to be here in Lima now...:
"A Pretty Good Day in Lima": http://tinyurl.com/mzy2va8Erdogan is an amateur......
Stupid bush compilationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II1zAObtwlM
I kind of go along with that dog-collared journalist slam.
me too: http://www.opednews.com/articles/Glenn-Greenwald-and-the-Fa-by-Cyril-Myc...
I've got to say that "Insidious viruses and parasites", does it for me. I mean really, aren't all viruses parasites? It's over-the-top in the insult world. Very nicely done. Yup, 13's got my vote.
Agree. I like this guy's style.
#16 Now we secede...
He will next tell his sheeples to vote in a referendum to leave NATO and join Putin led EAU?
What, he didn't even use of the ZH standard ?:
BITCHEZ !
16. Obama supporter
Ha ha ha ha ha! No. 16 is the best one yet!
Barack O'Chamberlin.....
.....His Munich Moment
Erdogan should be his press secretary, somebody tough, unlike Carney
Oh, I quite agree.
Talking gibberish would be better than talking gerbil any day of the week.
You're not trying to imply that Carney is Obama's gerbil that sent a tingle up his colon, are you?
(Triple snark)
Waaaaaaaaait!
Wasn't that Chris Mattews?
You mean his Eunuch Moment?
FORWARD BALL-LESS OBAMA!
A really good interview w/Sibel Edmonds re Erdogan:
http://www.corbettreport.com/interview-809-sibel-edmonds-explains-erdoga...
Short story, he might be a jerk but Gulen is a whole 'nother piece of work.
Did he say their father was a hamster and their mother smells of elderberries? Now that would have been an insult.
No! Now go away, or I will have to taunt you a second time-ah, you English pig dog!
Turkey is blessed to have such a cultured and refined leader.
At least he didn't compare the opposition to the Obama administration.
Hoh ho ho!
Penalty for that shit is reading "I won't make fun of buttboybaroni" 1,000,000 times from a faulty Teleprompter that starts over at random moments ...
"Turkey is blessed ... "
Now that debt-ridden Ukremed, chessboard back to Turkey time. All that un-real emotions...
Wonder what it will be like with the "elephant", sooner or later, no?
lol...good point.
Has Obama got his NCAA brackets all filled in yet? I mean, this is vital, absolutely crucial MSM type news stuff.
The country needs to know...now! ;-)
I'm following Putin's bracket picks.
He has a better feel for what's going on.
Careful, he's probably better at chess than b-ball ;-)
luckily for him, he shares these same values with leaders of saudi arabia, usa, eu. So he can do and say whatever he likes without attracting wrath of Kerry and Obama. ( or their masters )
I'm sure this one pissed off Bathhouse Barry, as he had all his cock sucking sycophants mischaracterize what was actually said...
President Museveni of Uganda 24 February 2014-
It seems the topic of homosexuals was provoked by the arrogant and careless Western groups that are fond of coming into our schools and recruiting young children into homosexuality and lesbianism, just as they carelessly handle other issues concerning Africa.
Initially, I did not pay much attention to it because I was busy with the immediate issues of defense, security, electricity, the roads, the railways, factories, modernization of agriculture, etc.
When, eventually, I concentrated my mind on it, I distilled three problems:
1. those who were promoting homo-sexuality and recruiting normal people into it;
2. as a consequence of No. 1 above, many of those recruited were doing so for mercenary reasons – to get money – in effect homosexual prostitutes; these mercenary homosexual prostitutes had to be punished;
3. Homosexuals exhibiting themselves; Africans are flabbergasted by exhibitionism of sexual acts – whether heterosexual or otherwise and for good reason. Why do you exhibit your sexual conduct? Are you short of opportunity for privacy - where you can kiss, fondle (kukirigiita, kwagaaga) etc.?
Are we interested in seeing your sexual acts – we the Public? I am not able to understand the logic of the Western Culture. However, we Africans always keep our opinions to ourselves and never seek to impose our point of view on the others. If only they could let us alone.
It was my view that the above three should be punished harshly in order to defend our society from disorientation. Therefore, on these three I was in total accord with the MPs and other Ugandans. I had, however, a problem with Category 4 or what I thought was category 4 – those “born” homosexual.
I thought there were such people – those who are either genetic or congenital homosexuals. The reason I thought so was because I could not understand why a man could fail to be attracted to the beauties of a woman and, instead, be attracted to a fellow man. It meant, according to me, that there was something wrong with that man – he was born a homosexual – abnormal.
I, therefore, thought that it would be wrong to punish somebody because of how he was created, disgusting though it may be to us. That is why I refused to sign the Bill. In order to get to the truth, we involved Uganda Scientists as well as consulting Scientists from outside Uganda.
My question to them was: “Are there people that are homosexual right from birth?”. After exhaustive studies, it has been found that homosexuality is in two categories: there are those who engage in homosexuality for mercenary reasons on account of the under – developed sectors of our economy that cause people to remain in poverty, the great opportunities that abound not withstanding; and then there are those that become homosexual by both nature (genetic) and nurture (up-bringing).
The studies that were done on identical twins in Sweden showed that 34% - 39% were homosexual on account of nature and 66% were homosexual on account of nurture.
Therefore, even in those studies, nurture was more significant than nature. Can somebody be homosexual purely by nature without nurture? The answer is: “No”. No study has shown that. Since nurture is the main cause of homosexuality, then society can do something about it to discourage the trends. That is why I have agreed to sign the Bill.
Since Western societies do not appreciate politeness, let me take this opportunity to warn our people publicly about the wrong practices indulged in and promoted by some of the outsiders.
One of them is “oral sex”. Our youth should reject this because God designed the human being most appropriately for pleasurable, sustainable and healthy sex. Some of the traditional styles are very pleasurable and healthy. The mouth is not engineered for that purpose except kissing. Besides, it is very unhealthy. People can even contract gonorrhea of the mouth and throat on account of so-called “oral sex”, not to mention worms, hepatitis E, etc.
The Ministry of Gender and Youth should de-campaign this buyayism imported from outside and sensitize the youth about the healthy life style that is abundant in our cultures.
We reject the notion that somebody can be homosexual by choice; that a man can choose to love a fellow man; that sexual orientation is a matter of choice. Since my original thesis that there may be people who are born homosexual has been disproved by science, then the homosexuals have lost the argument in Uganda.
They should rehabilitate themselves and society should assist them to do so.
Kind of unrelated, but Peru has decided to crack down very hard on child abuse. Foreigners coming here looking for that kind of a good time will do nasty time in nasty Peruvian prisons.
Good for them.
DoChen, something truly disgusting on this topic, watch this ABC Australia Four Corners Report broadcast just last week. You will not believe what these bastards did.
http://www.abc.net.au/4corners/stories/2014/03/10/3958200.htm
What would happen if Mickey One Punch and Tyler Durden were combined?
Even Putin might think twice about crossing that red line.
Mickey One Punch and Tyler Durden combined.
you filthy dogs how dare you call pasha erdogan a mass murdering syrian raping jewish turkish pimp.
how very dare you.
He's not a "Turkish Pimp".
Well, the Jewish part might not go over so well, but most them greasy swarthy greasy hairy greasy Turkish guys do look like pimps.
Fookin' Greasy Leach Worms
The only Turkey I care about right now has feathers and squire is one ahead of me on dropping them ;-)
Fuck Turkey! Unless you eat it.
Nmewn....
Squire?
So my daughter between her junior and senior year of high school went to USC for the summer.Her roomate was from Turkey and her roomate boyfriend from Turkey was also there My daughter said they were always having sex,from then on out whenever someone was trying to have sex was known as stuffing the Turkey,hahah that's my daughter.
Not well written but I'm shit faced.woo hoo
obama may a thousand well fed doves of peace fly over your head where ever you go. may a thousand well fed elephants clear the path you follow
With a thousand well fed doves overhead, the term useless as dove shit on a pump handle comes to mind.
yes hes gona need a big umbrella and rubber hip boots
And the politicians just can't let go of that shit covered handle.
<--- A: BIS, CB Banksters + himself & family & friends
<--- A: People of Turkey + himself & family & friends
Q: Who does Erdogan work for?
Now go home and get your fucking shine box.
You can't be serious?
This is the POTUS!!!!
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1. The Gulen wear McCain Depends.
2. The Gulen are as relevant as Lady Gaga in a burka.
3. The Gulen think mixed martial arts are Rococo.
4. The Gulen are buried in pig carcasses to be resurrected as Hollywood, uh, well anything Hollywood.
Is he, are they still there? Now what will the wand wave at?
This ain't got shit to do with humor. I am starting to grow tired of all these nonsense MSM like PC "topics" lately.
Ha ha ha ha ha
What a "Turkey", lol...
So, to revive an old cold-war joke ...
If Russia attacked Turkey in the rear, would Greece help?
Most Definately.
Having to take their turn after the Bear finished.
The one thing the Islamic culture, and probably the pre-Islamic Arab culture, has contributed to the world, is making the insults into high art.
Sorry, dude, but those insults are about as lame as the old Yo-mama insults of the '70s.
You see, that's how sophisticated they are, nobody tells yo-mama jokes when the women wear burqas.
Scene:
Midnight express prison. Roomate, snitch, played by Erdogan, has his tounge bitten out of his mouth. He then bleeds to death.
Scene End.
The Gulen pass the basketball like white Americans.
For glorious benefit of Potash.
"No.4, Journalists with dog collars"
He got that one right.
Did he say Batman?
The PM can only hurt the turks. This guy is worse: http://turkishinvitations.weebly.com/list-of-us-schools.html
The Gulen talked to Joe Biden at a cocktail party for hours.
Erdogan is right in everything he said, some just hate him coz he is a devoted Muslim and very popular
Erdogan is right in everything he said, some just hate him coz he is a devoted Muslim and very popular
The Gulen expect climate change from a petrodollar and political change from a eurodollar.
Turkey blows Israel’s cover for Iranian spy ring
"The Turkish-Israeli relationship became so poisonous early last year that the Turkish government of Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan is said to have disclosed to Iranian intelligence the identities of up to 10 Iranians who had been meeting inside Turkey with their Mossad case officers."
"Knowledgeable sources describe the Turkish action as a 'significant' loss of intelligence and 'an effort to slap the Israelis.' The incident, disclosed here for the first time, illustrates the bitter, multi-dimensional spy wars that lie behind the current negotiations between Iran and Western nations over a deal to limit the Iranian nuclear program."
"Israeli anger at the deliberate compromise of its agents may help explain why Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu became so entrenched in his refusal to apologize to Erdogan about the May 2010 Gaza flotilla incident . In that confrontation at sea, Israeli commandos boarded a Turkish-organized convoy of ships carrying humanitarian aid to Gaza. Nine Turks were killed."
"U.S. officials assessed the incident as a problem of misplaced trust, rather than bad tradecraft. They reasoned that the Mossad, after more than 50 years of cooperation with Turkey, never imagined the Turks would 'shop' Israeli agents to a hostile power, in the words of one source. But Erdogan presented a unique challenge, as he moved in 2009 to champion the Palestinian cause and, in various ways, steered Ankara away from what had been, in effect, a secret partnership with Jerusalem."
In Trouble, Turkey’s Leader Blames Israel—Raising Tension for His Country’s Jews
"In 2009, at the World Economic Forum in Davos, he told Israel’s president Shimon Peres, 'When it comes to killing, you know well how to kill'—and then walked off the stage."
"When protests against Erdogan’s government spread from Istanbul’s Gezi Park throughout Turkey in the summer of 2013, Deputy Prime Minister Besir Atalay blamed the 'Jewish diaspora,' members of which were 'jealous of Turkey’s growth,' although he quickly retracted the statements."
"'I’ve heard things like when someone owes a Jewish person money,' one young Jewish woman told me, 'they give them half and say, 'Yeah, I donated the rest to Gaza.''"
Turkey's Erdogan: Lift Gaza Sea Blockade or No Relations with Israel
"On Tuesday, Erdogan publicly stated that Turkey will never normalize relations with Israel so long as Israel maintains its blockade of Gaza."
"'As long as the siege on Gaza isn’t lifted, it [an agreement] won’t happen,' Erdogan told reporters at an Istanbul press conference on Tuesday, Feb. 11. 'The siege must be lifted and that must be part of the protocol, signed and agreed upon.'"
"But Erdogan, whose criticism of Israel seems as reflexive as those of other intractable haters of the Jews, consistently blames Israel for all kinds of unacceptable (to him) situations. He blamed former Egyptian President Mohamad Morsi’s ouster, in part, on Israel, and he blamed the widespread Turkish protests in June, in part, on Israel."
Turkey's Erdogan: A Smart Man With Jews on the Brain
"So the other day, in talking about the strife in Egypt, he said: 'What is said about Egypt? That democracy is not the ballot box. Who is behind this? Israel is. We have the evidence in our hands.'"
"Just recently, Erdogan blamed widespread demonstrations against his government on the 'interest-rate lobby,' which is up there with 'rootless cosmopolitans' and 'dual loyalists' as an all-purpose euphemism for Jews. (His deputy, Besir Atalay, made it plain when he blamed the protests on 'the Jewish Diaspora.')"
turkey took our first amendment right. ugly isn't it? see how things are when people have these nasty, uncivilized rights. right speech is only speech thatdoes not offend anyone including liars, thiefs, cruel merciless people and their consequent character traits.
Lying is:
To the Japanese "Merely politeness"
To the Gypsies "Just business"
To the Americans "Genius"
To the Gulen "What's lying"
To the arrogant narcissistic pathological lyong illegal kenyan muslim sociopathic fudge packer it is recreating the "truth".
If you thought that Erdogan was bad just wait until this Gülen people come into power.
If he keeps that up he's going to be a shoe-in for a Nobel peace prize.
They do so love such proto-mass-murdering megalomaniacs.