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US Vs. Russia In 3 Cartoons

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Sometimes a picture paints a thousand words... but on occasion, it takes three to get the full perspective...

How Russians see Putin...

 

 

How Americans see Obama...

 

How the rest of the world sees Obama...

 

Source: Jim Quinn's Sunday Funnies (via Cagle)

 

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Sun, 03/16/2014 - 15:37 | 4555809 MeMongo
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Hahah pink whoopie cushion:-)

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 15:39 | 4555823 BellyBrain
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It's all theater, folks.  It's pro-wrestling at a global level.  All pure bullshit, pre-conceived, pre-scripted, and pre-planned to increase power for the already powerful, and to keep the sheep (which is everyone else) locked safely in their pens to be sheared every season.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 15:44 | 4555844 knukles
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One of my good buds who is Not a Conspiracy Theorist whatsoever, but is slowly waking up said to me today "Why do you think, Knuks, that the MSM is not saying anything about Crimea but spending all day on that missing jet?"  With a sly grin.
Uh huh....

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 16:03 | 4555894 Jack's Digestib...
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I hope I get to see Biden in the White House before this is all over.

 

I prefer my comedy slapstick, not dark.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 16:13 | 4555933 ghengis86
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It's a paddle ball thingy; not whoppie cushion.  +1 regardless; bath house is a fuck stick

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 16:46 | 4556003 ZerOhead
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Things are just so fucked these days...

Now it's the Russians who stand for the freedom and self-determination of people and nations while America stands for the ownership of individuals and nations by bankers, oligarchs, kleptomaniacs and associated fascist political riffraff.

Good luck Crimea. In these uncertain times you may still need some.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 16:51 | 4556035 Unpopular Truth
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<<< Likely: Tijuana holds a referendum to join the U.S.
<<< Likely: south San Diego holds a referendum to join mexico

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 17:36 | 4556210 Rubbish
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Crimea has voted:

 

We want our fucking nukes back, got it?

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 17:41 | 4556233 MayIMommaDogFac...
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San Diego is not in Mexico!?!?!?  How weird.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 21:06 | 4556918 Tall Tom
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I see that you have not ever visited National City or Chula Vista. The Tijuana Metroplex has grown into San Diego. Borders are an illusion at this point. It seems as if there are as many Americans commuting to jobs in Tijuana as there are Legal Green Cardeed Mexicans commuting to work in San Diego. It is one of the World's busiest Borders.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 21:45 | 4557032 old naughty
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Why don't we follow the money (eh, debt) i.s.o. Blue-Red-White vs Blue-Red-White?

Who needs bail-outs? Rest, all DeNOcracy (smokes).

 

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 22:09 | 4557093 Tall Tom
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I just reported was is happening AS I HAPPEN TO LIVE IN SAN DIEGO.

 

I did not express an approval or disapproval.

 

You can either deny it or accept it.

 

You may or may not like it.

 

But that does not change the fact.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 22:56 | 4557209 old naughty
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me neither...

comments not directed at you (just slide into position), sorry for mix-up

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 23:01 | 4557218 Transformer
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Knuckles said:  One of my good buds who is Not a Conspiracy Theorist whatsoever, but is slowly waking up said to me today "Why do you think, Knuks, that the MSM is not saying anything about Crimea but spending all day on that missing jet?"  With a sly grin.
Uh huh....

 

I don't get it, what could the missing airliner have to do with Ukraine??

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 02:40 | 4557520 Fish Gone Bad
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The MSM does not cover anything truly important.  Fukushima is continually dumping out death, the Gulf of Mexico is still leaking, Corexit continues to poison both the Exxon Valdez victims in Alaska and the Gulf states, Putin had a game plan a long time ago with Ukraine, oh look! A squirrel!  Kim Kardashian is on the cover of _____ this week, Miley Cyrus is ______.  The missing 777 can take up a lot of airtime and they then do not need to cover anything else. 

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 17:14 | 4556120 James_Cole
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Now it's the Russians who stand for the freedom and self-determination of people and nations while America stands for the ownership of individuals and nations by bankers, oligarchs, kleptomaniacs and associated fascist political riffraff.

WTF? Get out of the dichotmies... USA = bad does not mean Ruskies = good.

Why would anyone think the Russian dictatorship stands for freedom???

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 17:45 | 4556244 Aussie V
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Why is Putin classed as a Dictator? He was elected.

In this present situation the Russian President is standing up to the Fascists who, are trying to take over his neighbouring country and eventually HIS country.

What's not to like?

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 17:55 | 4556284 Cruel Aid
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Good point!

    LBJ

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 22:22 | 4557128 Transformer
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If you can believe this, Paul Craig Roberts called Putin the leader of the free world.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 22:24 | 4557136 nmewn
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My opinion of Paul Craig Roberts just went into the shitter.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 01:57 | 4557475 Element
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It's rhetorical counterpoint, designed for people to reflect on what the hell that wretched stink is coming from DC, Wall Street and MIC. I'm pretty sure he knows Putin is not the second-coming of freedumb. ;-)

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:05 | 4556507 James_Cole
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Considering the first time he was unelected, second time he was dubiously elected and third time he changed the constitution and ran virtually unopposed…combined with no free press, yeah a real democracy there. 

Among the closet fascists er I mean 'libertarians' in the US he's got quite the popularity though. 

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 21:29 | 4556993 Tall Tom
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Considering the first time GW Bush was not elected (APPOINTED BY THE SUPREME COURT) and the second time he was dubiously elected combined with the fact that there is not a Free Press in America...

 

By your standards Bush was a Dictator.

 

Libertarians are diametrically opposed to fascism, Mr. Socialist.

 

As Mr. Obama's Administration is just a CONTINUATION of the Bush Administration and since he was dubiously qualified under the Constitution Requirements (e.g....He may be a Kenyan National using someone else's Social Security Number) then it is pretty easy to declare that Obama is as much a Dictator as Putin.

 

In fact since he is ruling by Executive Order at this point and Congress has abdicated any real authority it is easily demonstrated that Obama is a dictator.

 

Continue to worship your illegitamite Government.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 18:45 | 4556448 ZerOhead
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They don't.

Nobody does anymore. It's ALL about self interest these days.except for those few rare individuals like Snowden...

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 05:52 | 4557656 Flagit
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Why would anyone think the Russian dictatorship stands for freedom???

 

cause when youve been bled dry and horse whipped for 20 years, that beating with a 1/8 rod starts to look pretty good.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 17:23 | 4556153 Dugald
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Shall be forced to draft a strongly worded condemnation.....

Where do those Americans buy all their ink...wish I had shares.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 02:05 | 4557481 Element
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Good, because US office-supply franchises have been in a bit of a protracted slump of late. Apparently business offices have become rather unfashionable in O-ville USA, for some reason.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:59 | 4558545 Zymurguy
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They have plenty althoug most is used for money printers.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 17:52 | 4556273 Lost My Shorts
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Things are indeed fucked.  The chickenhawks are in full cockadoodledoo that Obama is weak because he's not starting a war with Russia over Crimea, but if there were a war, oops sorry they are too busy to get involved except to cheer from a safe distance.  Cheney's got a bad heart.  Romney's got tennis elbow.  Bush has important dogs to paint.  But the ZH brigade is ready to fight, right !!!  Who's in?

Putin is praised for backing self-determination of peoples, and Obama is reamed out for not stopping the self-determination of Crimea (by deploying the chickenhawk brigade that is too busy to fight, or deploying flyover American troops who don't want to die over who controls Crimea).  Excuse me while my head spins.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 18:49 | 4556461 ZerOhead
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"Who's in?"

Not me... I'm a pacifist not a fascist. Besides I have flat feet and get very queasy looking at blood...

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:07 | 4556515 James_Cole
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But the ZH brigade is ready to fight, right !!!  Who's in?

Remember, a couple weeks back approximately 50% of zh commenters came out in glowing admiration of Sarah Palin. No doubt the same dumbasses who claim Putin is some sort of freedom fighter. 

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 20:19 | 4556754 BigJim
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 Remember, a couple weeks back approximately 50% of zh commenters came out in glowing admiration of Sarah Palin. 

Sigh. 

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 21:01 | 4556893 Unknown User
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Yes, but we have a Nobel Peace Prize winning President!  USA USA USA

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 22:25 | 4557142 Transformer
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Damn straight.  He is the Peace President, we need to support him in his quest for peace.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 16:20 | 4555942 ZerOhead
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Now if only a plane full of Chinese could be hijacked by Iranians and secretly land in Iran to be packed with explosives and flown into Israel intending to hit the Wailing Wall but 'accidentally' hitting the Dome of The Rock (Al Aqsa mosque) instead.

China/Iran relations suffer, Sunnis kill Shiites for destroying the mosque, Israel gets to bomb Iran and liberate it's oil reserves with everyone cheering plus it gets to rebuild the Temple of David/Solomon so that G-d can live with his people once again.

It's every NeoCons wettest dream...

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 16:47 | 4556023 RafterManFMJ
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Yeah! yeah! And what if you loaded it up with 25 metric tons of pigs? Even better!

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 17:26 | 4556164 Dugald
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Nah! make it IMPERIAL Tons.....has a nicer ring to it dont'cha think?

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 17:44 | 4556238 MayIMommaDogFac...
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Nah! make it IMPERIAL Tons.....has a nicer ring to it dont'cha think?

Imperial Pigs rolls off of the tongue nicely!

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 17:30 | 4556181 Not Too Important
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Israel isn't the only country with a 'Samson' option. No one will ever get anyone else's oilfields. They will all be destroyed, covered with nuclear contamination that will prevent anyone from working there, if anyone from the other 'team' gets close.

G-d won't be living with his people, because he wants to kill everyone, according to Bill Maher:

Bill Maher: God a ‘psychotic mass murderer’ who ‘drowns babies’

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/mar/15/bill-maher-god-psychotic...

And NeoCons? Nothing more than shapeshifting old-school Communists. Well, worse than that, really.

They're sadists, taking advantage of a horrible situation and making it worse on purpose, for their own enjoyment:

The Dark Tetrad, a sub catagory of the Dark Triad:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_tetrad#Dark_tetrad

The world is run by sadistic, narcissistic Machivellian psychopaths. As their plans all go to hell, they will do everything they can to make it worse for the rest of us, because that's how they get their kicks.

They will fight each other for the opportunity to kill more people:

http://www.sott.net/article/266289-Dark-Tetrad-of-personality-traits-Everyday-sadists-take-pleasure-in-others-pain

They are taking us into a deeper Hell, for their own enjoyment.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 18:23 | 4556350 ZerOhead
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I'm taking a pass on the 'sadistic' tag for our current batch of sociopathic psychopaths. They mostly see themselves as populists and want to be loved by their people.

As for the bible...

It is a very sick book (the Old Testament mainly) and YES... God is a mass murdering psychopath. He even killed 70,000 of his own (God worshipping) Jews because King David took a census against God's will.

Now that is really fucked.

 

21:1 "And Satan stood up against Israel, and provoked David to number Israel...

Yahweh spoke to Gad, David's seer, saying, Go and speak to David, saying, Thus says Yahweh, I offer you three things: choose you one of them, that I may do it to you.

So Gad came to David, and said to him, Thus says Yahweh, Take which you will: either three years of famine; or three months to be consumed before your foes, while the sword of your enemies overtakes you; or else three days the sword of Yahweh, even pestilence in the land, and the angel of Yahweh destroying throughout all the borders of Israel. Now therefore consider what answer I shall return to him who sent me.

David said to Gad, I am in a great strait: let me fall, I pray, into the hand of Yahweh; for very great are his mercies: and let me not fall into the hand of man. So Yahweh sent a pestilence on Israel; and there fell of Israel seventy thousand men. (1 Chronicles 21:9-14 WEB)

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 18:29 | 4556398 RafterManFMJ
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He even killed 70,000 of his own (God worshipping) Jews because King David took a census against God's will.

Even God is against spying on the people.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 18:52 | 4556470 ZerOhead
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His people.

Them spying on other people? Not so much...

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 21:50 | 4557046 Tall Tom
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A census in the ancient world was a means to extract taxes.

 

All Sin leads to Death. Death is as much of a consequence to sin as an object falling to the ground is a consequence of it being dropped. It is a Law of Nature. That is why God sent Jesus to die upon the Cross as the final sacrifice for all sin. He provided salvation, a way out, from experiencing the Final Death which is reaped as a result of sin.

 

God is such a "psychopath" that all of those 70,000 whom died as a result OF SIN (going against the will of God) that ALL OF THEM have a guaranteed ticket into Paradise as God has promised that ALL ISRAEL will be saved (from the Second Death). That is written in Romans 11:25-28. Psychopaths lack MERCY. God's provision is MERCIFUL as NONE are deserving.

 

That is through Grace as all have sinned, other than Christ Jesus, and not anyone is deserving.  NONE. Not one person is free from sin other than through Christ Jesus.

 

You write a half truth refusing to expose the Truth in the entirity of it..

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 02:32 | 4557510 merizobeach
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I agree with much of your politics, but your religion has no place here.  It's fucking disgusting.

Tue, 03/18/2014 - 06:25 | 4562206 Random
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First, the guy you replied was not talking about religion, but faith. Secondly, disgusting? How?

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 20:50 | 4556852 Not Too Important
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Learn something new every day. Wow.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 21:55 | 4557058 Tall Tom
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It is an ancient story. It is easily available. You can read about it in your Bible.

 

But it is not the entire story. Read my response above.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 02:35 | 4557514 merizobeach
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Yes, it is an ancient story.  And that's all that it is.  It is not history.  It is superstitious bullshit and lies.

Please stick to politics where we might find some common ground and productive conclusions.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 16:30 | 4555978 infinity8
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I called for the clowns awhile ago. . . for the remainder of the weekend, please continue watching the opening act "Da Plane Show". Then, stay tuned for "The Biggest Show on Earth"! (set to air sometime later this week)

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 16:44 | 4556014 kchrisc
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"The lies they don't tell are as important as the ones they do."

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 20:27 | 4556778 TheReplacement
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Fox was on the plane all day - back and forth between that and Crimea.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 15:46 | 4555848 TaperProof
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Maybe this war will collapse the financial system and usher in the new world currency? You tell me Mr. Brain, you tell me.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 21:20 | 4556970 Unknown User
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This is exactly what the bankster cartel wants.  A reserve-free fiat money they can print without any controls at all.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 16:11 | 4555925 jtg
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You may call it theater, but its titanic theater, a struggle of a declining West against an emerging East. The US is striking out with its NGOs, dollars, agents, disinformation, etc., against the East that is coalescing as a new center of power to eclipse the West.

The question is not about the shift of world power from West to East, the question is how immense the suffering the West will cause with its attempts to stop it.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 16:56 | 4556039 RafterManFMJ
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I cannot fathom how shipping all our gold and manufacturing base East while importing millions of peasants with an average 8th grade education, coupled with an insatiable, devouring parasitic government, legal, and regulatory class hasn't resulted in blue skies and happy days?

I guess I'll never be a highly paid think tank thinker, thinking Big Thoughts.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 17:11 | 4556105 bonin006
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Just take out $200K plus in student loans and get a "proper" education in economics from Princeton or Harvard. Don't give up yet.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 17:01 | 4556070 Peter Pan
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I for one believe that no matter what the elite are planning, the reality is that mother nature and some unknown person will determine the outcome for how this world will look like in a few years time.

In the meantime man must live according to his conscience and the values that humanity is fast losing.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 20:04 | 4556702 highly debtful
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Agreed. This shift of the balance of power from the west to the east is like appointing a new captain on the Titanic. Take China. It has duplicated the debt problem of the US in only 5 years' time. And they will be the new masters of the universe? Along with countries like Russia? I don't think so. They will run what kind of world through what kind of economic model? The problems are debt at ridiculous levels, the absurdity of the need for continuous growth to keep things from falling apart, feeding 7 billion plus, scarce resources (not only oil, how about water?) etc etc. The east isn't going to solve these problems any more than the west, because basically they are pursuing the same policies and sometimes even messing things up more speedily than we have done up til now.

What we are witnessing right here, right now is a way of life disintegrating right before our eyes, a societal equilibrium being destroyed, and it expresses itself in tales of economic hardship, protests and revolutions all across the world. 

I particularly liked your second paragraph, PP.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 20:54 | 4556871 Not Too Important
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"Mother Nature"?

How about Fukushima (eventual radiation death), loss of oxygen (Fuku killing the phytoplankton that makes roughly 80% of it), loss of bees (no agriculture), or lack of global ozone layer (space radiation burning all the agriculture)?

Spin the wheel for the win, Pat . . .

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 16:25 | 4555967 indygo55
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"It's all theater, folks."

Definately started out that way.  But I think there have been too many unplanned events through arrogance and incompetence by our leaders that may cause some unforseen or poorly timed consequences.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:24 | 4556584 Berspankme
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TPTB found the perfect patsy in obama. a deeply flawed character. Faggot, probably a crackhead, born who knows where, all kinds of shit on his shoes. But he likes the escalade they are letting him drive with the 22" spinners and he will do whatever they say to keep the job. One objection and he's finished tomorrow, a little leak to the NYT and this fuckwad is toast. So barry gets to play president for the bankster cabal. The guy can't even string together a sentence if it ain't on his teleprompter. He doesn't attend meetings. All theatre

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 20:02 | 4556707 junius
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isn't that just the tiniest bit extreme?

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 21:49 | 4557043 Real Estate Geek
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Yes, it' completely unrealistic.  The NYT would never publish such a leak.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 08:10 | 4557836 Hayabusa
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"In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way."
Franklin D Roosevelt

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 15:57 | 4555886 BlindMonkey
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It's a paddle, string and ball.  He is also wrapped up in the string.  Not a woopie cushion. 

 

 

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 16:09 | 4555920 MeMongo
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Nice observation there blind one.

Then I'll bet the obummer himself makes the lil bittie queef sounds, especially while thinking about Putin:-)

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 16:39 | 4556002 Bollixed
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Ah yes, the Queef in Chief...

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 17:51 | 4556269 MayIMommaDogFac...
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I don't need this or this!.
Just this ashtray!.
And this paddle game

http://movieclips.com/vaBbp-the-jerk-movie-thats-all-i-need/

.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 17:20 | 4556143 tstubby
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its a paddleball that he tied himself up in trying to use

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 20:01 | 4556701 junius
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Loan those ukes some nukes.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 21:01 | 4556895 StychoKiller
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Nope, that's a pink paddle ball

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 15:38 | 4555814 Mongo
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Yeah! Go get him O'Bummer! ...

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 15:47 | 4555858 MeMongo
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I'll bet his lil bittie whoopie cushion doesn't make fart sounds only lil queefs. hehe

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 15:38 | 4555815 Mentalic
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Pretty much sums it up !!

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 15:39 | 4555820 BellyBrain
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It's all theater, folks.  It's pro-wrestling at a global level.  All pure bullshit, pre-conceived, pre-scripted, and pre-planned to increase power for the already powerful, and to keep the sheep (which is everyone else) locked safely in their pens to be sheared every season.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 15:49 | 4555860 horseman
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I don't think its theater.  I think the western NWO never considered Russia or China as equals and were playing them; Russia for its resources, China for labor.  I think Russia figured it out and China'a coming around to that way of thinking.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 16:05 | 4555903 sessinpo
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And what if those leaders of Russia and China are part of the NWO? They don't care if their populations get hurt by war. Those leaders will still get away unscathed and probably richer and more powerful.

In other words, it is another form of red pill/blue pill.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 16:40 | 4556006 horseman
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I think Russia and China probably wanted in the club, but Putin, it seems, has concluded that he ain't gonna get a lead role.  I think China is starting to feel the same way but hasn't quite made up their mind.  Also, I think western leaders, especially in the anglo counties, have a deep seated hatred of Russia.  

 

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 18:57 | 4556484 Sirius Wonderblast
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Well, Britain used to be quite close to Russia, once of a day, don't see why it shouldn't be again. So, that would just leave the US.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 15:40 | 4555829 knukles
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Uh huh... I'm ah... going to ah.... let them know in the strongest of terms that umm..  this is uh... unacceptable to every freedom loving person in the world... I was talking to many of them just this week, in ah... Key Biscayne and uh... it was unanimously felt that we... uh.. need to uh... ahem... we need to make sure that every child in need has a square meal of carrots, broccoli, fresh 2% non-fat lite milk, plenty of exercise and a new phone and they all agreed, that it was a priority marking a precedent to be set amongst those of such humanly important elemental beliefs such as global warning.. er huh.. warming...

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 15:45 | 4555847 Winston Churchill
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Missed out folks,fair  and sure.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 16:07 | 4555910 Angus McHugepenis
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Hey Knuks: I think this will explaiin it. Made it myself.

Air Putz One

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 17:34 | 4556004 SDShack
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Perfect knukles... to sum up "So said Pussydent 0zer0."

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 05:25 | 4557642 Rogue Trooper
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Who would have downvoted knuks.

James Cole?

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 15:42 | 4555833 buzzsaw99
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The difference is that owebomba doesn't give a flying fuck about defending his southern border or about the welfare of his southern states citizens. in fact, he likes his drug dealers south of the border well armed (and will furnish the weapons too) for any kidnapping raping and murdering they might want to do.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 15:42 | 4555835 kashey
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Strange, no cartoons about double standards. The US and EU recognized an armed coup but don't recognize the vote of 80% of Crimeans under excuze that it is illegitimate.
Maybe they should hire some snipers and kill 100 men to at last get the Western recognition?

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 15:50 | 4555862 mvsjcl
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They're afraid of establishing a precedent, you know, recognizing the will of the people. God forbid such a thing happening in their own backyard.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 16:05 | 4555905 kashey
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You know, in late USSR we were dayly hearing tons of socialust and communist principles, which by the way were not about suppression but rather utopian equality, but reality was so contradicting that nobody, including Soviet elite believed in it. When USSR collapsed everbody was happy to get rid of ut.
I see the same decline and violation of principles which goes along with growing vocal use of these principles by Western elite. Ithink it will have the same result - people in the US and the EU will overthrow their rotten elites.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 16:07 | 4555909 jtg
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Thats the big question. Will the US people ever get off the sofa watching sitcoms and get into the street, talk to their neighbors, tar and feather the politicians?

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 16:20 | 4555955 saints51
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Hell no!!!! There are a few things that must happen before they move a finger.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 16:42 | 4556009 Zwelgje
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No Russian gas will get things moving in western Europe, if only to keep warm (in wintertime). 

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 18:01 | 4556292 knukles
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Nah, that'll just be another argumentative debating point about Hollande v Sarkory, Tories v Labour, etc., all turned into another Hegelian Dialectic reach around amongst the long term vacationers aka dole

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 16:37 | 4555997 Things that go bump
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We might not have to lift a finger. We might just have to wait by the river for the corpses of our enemies to float by. USSR toppled because it was unsustainable. So will the West. 

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 20:03 | 4556710 zionhead
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the USSR toppled because of the 'black widows'

Black widows were Afghan widows, that were sexually mutilating russian troops by the 1,000's, unlike the USA were troops are spread, in russia they take an entire village and keep the boyz together,

When an entire troop would return to a village without Johnson's, it was a hard story to lie about a random event.

Pray tell how? Afgan widows would lure russian troops into the 'tent' and cut off the johnson, and then release them far away, became such a common event that back home the popularity for the Russian War in Afghan collapsed and took down the government

Source "Charlie Wilsons War", first hand account according to CIA, on why Russia collpased.

 

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 23:21 | 4557267 Things that go bump
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One of the mujahadin had a habit of exacting vengence that way. He had captured Soviet soldiers castrated and half skinned and left them alive surrounded by booby traps for any would-be rescuers. While Afghan women, at least at one time, had a reputation for being more creative and fiercer then men in the practice of torture, I can't find any reference (though my search was cursory) to the wide-spread use of such practices by women in Afghanistan at that time.  

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 02:42 | 4557523 merizobeach
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"I can't find any reference"

Of course you can't.  Satoshi makes all this shit up and spews it on us when he's drunk.  If there were a source, a credible person making such a claim would link to it.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 06:17 | 4557651 August
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>>>Of course you can't.  Satoshi makes all this shit up...

I can't speak to Satoshi's drunkeness or sobriety, but the Afghan torture and killing of captives was fairly creative sexually back during the 19th Century British incursions.  Good Lord, man... that's why Dr. Watson, to this very day, has that low-key vibe of damaged goods, and remains a perpetual bachelor!  He had just seen... too much.

As Mr. Kipling puts it:

When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains,
And the women come out to cut up what remains,
Jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,
An' go to your Gawd like a soldier.

I could go on about individual acts of perversion so profound and disgusting that decorum prevents me mentioning them here.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:48 | 4558475 Things that go bump
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Yes, like certain American Indian tribes of the same time period. 

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 16:22 | 4555959 A Nanny Moose
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The will of the people? How exactly does deciding between two masters, reflect the will of the people? Why are there only two choices?

If NOTA is not on the ballot, then it is all bullshit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LPdTXRjIKQ

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 17:29 | 4556178 mvsjcl
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First, the people must will to be educated. I know where you're coming from.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 16:29 | 4555976 indygo55
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"They're afraid of establishing a precedent, you know, recognizing the will of the people."

Say it again brother. Amen!

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 17:41 | 4556232 Dugald
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 such a thing happening in their own backyard.

Och aye, fuck those southern Puddicks its our fucking oil,  Home Rule for Scotland!!!

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 15:49 | 4555850 Sudden Debt
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Today I saw a debate on TV by european parlementarians.
I guess they said it best in describing Obama
"ONE BIG FUCKUP WHO FAILED TO DO ANYTHING MEANINGFULL IN HIS 7 YEAR TERM!"

now, I think it's weird when you have a media problem when a American says"fuck europe" while we spit on the American president like this and there's no real big mention in the press about it.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 16:05 | 4555907 jtg
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Now let's see if Europe will grow up and stop being the US lap dog.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 16:36 | 4555994 SDShack
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Won't happen so long as the Fed is bailing out the ECB and IMF. Europe knows who their master is.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 17:54 | 4556278 merizobeach
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Just to be clear, it's the Bank of International Settlements.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 05:48 | 4557654 August
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>>>Now let's see if Europe will grow up and stop being the US lap dog.

Dangerous stuff.  That could just put the EUR in the Eurasian Union.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 15:46 | 4555853 Dubaibanker
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Watch this awakening of the people, going viral ..online....a pretty Californian girl with a wonderful spot on message.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIMnIh10po0

So much for Obama's support among Americans. Thousands are giving up US citizenships, millions are on food stamps and jobless, now the political spectrum is falling apart for both the parties just like the oil cargo trains and bridges around US aka failing infrastructure....

What's with these Executive orders from Obama? Is America turning socialist?

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 16:02 | 4555896 gtb
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I watched the first 30 seconds.  She may not be unattractive, but she's a stupid cunt.  She was a fanatic Obamabot and waited 3 hours in the rain to see the Wookie.  Doesn't get more stupid.  Case closed.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 18:57 | 4556482 U4 eee aaa
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Aw c'mon. We were young and stupid once too (though I've never been a lib)

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 03:18 | 4557541 effendi
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You only watched the first 30 seconds? WTF?

The video is great at explaining her awakening and the young lady is now a strong libertarian, pro 2nd, anti state, anti both parties. She is very smart, very attractive and very well spoken. 

 

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 16:04 | 4555899 MeMongo
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I think that girl in the video is Adam Kokesh's girlfriend, so shes probably been awake for a while, but where I live these sheep bastards are waking up at a snails pace. 

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 16:07 | 4555913 pupdog1
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There is a reason this has had 90,000 views in three days.

More and more people have Barry's number, even in the Valley.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 16:14 | 4555928 ebworthen
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Highly bangable.

The good stuff starts at 2:00 when she takes her Obama shirt off and we get to see her hot bod in short shorts.

2:00-2:44; nothing like a spicy brunette.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 16:13 | 4555934 jtg
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What we are watching is the American moronic march into its Totalalitarian State.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 16:28 | 4555975 nodhannum
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Obama doesn't give a s**t about this girl, what she thinks or what she does. He and his minions are entrenched. She got suckered in like all the other cumbayas, arms are for hugging, coexist, sunshine is good for flowers, etc. useful idiots (as made famous by the other Vlad"...as in Vladimir Ilylch). The "free shit army" now outnumbers her and until the checks stop or are worthless there will be no hope and/or change. We get the government that they vote for. Oh, and she's white so she must be a racis-s-s-s. sacr/off.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 16:30 | 4555979 stacking12321
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if you want to see a pretty girl with a spot-on message, i recommend josie the outlaw:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64Odwerv2_k

statists and sleeping sheep who want to remain sleeping, need not watch.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 17:29 | 4556174 Dubaibanker
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Thanks for this video.

Question is...why does the 'unbiased media' of US does not keep a running count of dead US soldiers since 2001? 

They keep tabs on NFL, NBA, NHL, stocks ...everything mundane...like how much did a Hollywood movie make per second, minute or over the weekend.....then why the running count of dead US soldiers is not a count or the amount of debt that US citizens owe to foreigners being a simple math of USD 17tr approx divided by 333m approx people that is around USD 51k per person.....While Russia has USD 480bn in reserves for its 144mn people with a net surplus of USD 3,333 per person and China has USD 3.82tr for its 1.3bn people which is surplus of USD 3k per person!

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 21:01 | 4556900 Tuco Benedicto ...
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"Tradition:

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 15:48 | 4555859 adonisdemilo
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Three cartoons on the nail, brilliant.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 15:51 | 4555865 SaulRosenberg
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It's STILL Bush's fault.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 17:26 | 4556161 JuliaS
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Don't forget the weather! They do have weather in Ukraine, don't they?!

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 17:34 | 4556203 SubjectivObject
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You mean the continuity of the Bush agenda.

Bush III, that is.

Obush, by another name.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 15:54 | 4555876 Winston of Oceania
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I wouldn't confuse obama for America, just wouldn't be prudent...

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 15:59 | 4555878 Rattling Bones
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Obama's just praying that Putin doesn't decide to take back Alaska, too.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 16:03 | 4555897 Savyindallas
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Let's just pray Alaskans don't vote to go back.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 15:56 | 4555880 ArrestBobRubin
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Wait, where's Netanyahu's face on that toilet paper Vlad's using?

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 16:31 | 4555983 ParkAveFlasher
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Wait for Putin to finish, then you can see it.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 18:27 | 4556385 WillyGroper
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LOL!

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 17:14 | 4556118 ILLILLILLI
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Time to buzz over to JPost and Haaretz to see what the Tribe is thinking...

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 02:14 | 4557488 zionhead
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Ukrainian Jewish Oligarch leaders blame Russia Jewish Oligarch leaders for anti-Semitic ‘provocations’ - JPOST

Attack on rabbi may have been a provocation, intended to justify “continuation of Russian aggression,” Jewish leader tells 'Post'.

*

Either way, when you need shit done, all 'oligarchs' hire skinheads, meth-heads, ... anybody that will work for nickels.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 20:19 | 4556757 Berspankme
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He saves Netanyahoo paper for when he has a really nasty dose of diarrhea

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 16:02 | 4555891 MsCreant
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I wonder how this cartoon would look if Romney had his Mitts on it?

Edit: as in he was pres, not Obama. Or McCain for that matter.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 16:14 | 4555938 saints51
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Mitt would be as confused and McCain would have installed a draft and eventually nuclear fallout world wide. To me McCain is one of the most dangerous men in the world. This asshat wants to see everything burn. Now Ron Paul would of kept the US out of this mess.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 20:59 | 4556889 Tuco Benedicto ...
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John McCain is an A. I. N. O.  (American in name only)

 

Tuco

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 16:13 | 4555931 Ifigenia
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There need a four cartoon to understand this whole mess. A cartoon picturing a little jewish girl Victoria Nullen poking the bear.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 16:31 | 4555982 besnook
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the west has jumped the shark. it no longer matters what reason they give. obambam has a bunch of crazy people screaming at him to go to war and putin has him trapped into a put up or shut up untenable position. pinned in judo, but the west will not just get up and bow. it is checkmate in chess with the ghost of catherine the great standing in as queen to king putin. the white house looks like the marx brothers meet spanky and out gang,

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 17:06 | 4556084 mendolover
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Why insult the Marx Bros?  How about the Keystone Cops?

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 20:23 | 4556769 mccvilb
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Obama, Kerry and Nuland, the MSM, the NSA, the MIC, the CIA, the CFR, the Banksters, Netanyahu - they put on their waterskis and assumed a Flying Walendas formation and it will be forever recorded that this marks the day America jumped the shark! Absofuckinglutely, besnook.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 17:00 | 4556061 Ulterior
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Great, wipinig your ass with american and european union flag is the norm in ZH

ALASKA referendum, Bitches!

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 17:02 | 4556073 1stepcloser
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Dear leader has two ply american flag in the white house's bathroom.  And if you're really a special guest, you get quilted Constitution.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 17:04 | 4556064 1stepcloser
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15 years ago, I would be upset by these toons...now I find them funny and want more...and what no star of david?

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 17:56 | 4556288 MsCreant
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I have been reading ZH too long, even I thought of an Israel flag.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:57 | 4556691 zionhead
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Your mind shall be wiped clean for that thought, you will never see anybody wipe their ass with an Israeli flag on ZH, never going to happen.

Period. End of Story.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 20:55 | 4556872 groundedkiwi
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no need. The star of David is already all over the American flag.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 17:21 | 4556148 yellencrash
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As much as I'm not a fan of Obama, I think this is really sad. I don't think it's funny.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 17:56 | 4556287 SubjectivObject
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Your attention is a start.

Later, the humor will be an antidote for depression.

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 17:28 | 4556170 nah
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putins a bad husband bitchez

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