• Sprott Money
    05/06/2016 - 06:03
    The US, in its own decline, is showing this same self-destructive tendency. The worse things get, the greater the inclination of the citizenry to say, “Carry on, everything’s fine.”

Kermit Kaption Kontest

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Today Kermit rang the bell for the NYSE. That is all.

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Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:20 | 4560358 Sabibaby
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Muppets?

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:23 | 4560380 SoberOne
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Slaughter coming soon. 

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:26 | 4560393 bania
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was blankfein the puppeteer? that would be funny.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:29 | 4560403 Pladizow
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Hi everybody, this market's going to fuck you harder than I do Miss Piggy - and I slaughter that hog!

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:35 | 4560442 ParkAveFlasher
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Jump, you little green fcuker.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:38 | 4560461 Tippoo Sultan
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"Pimpin' to muppets, it's easy makin' green - suckas !"

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:39 | 4560466 slotmouth
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My favorite muppet has always been Fozzie the Bear.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:43 | 4560474 Atlas_shrugging
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"Let me be clear"

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:47 | 4560483 Looney
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GREEN Kermit? This is racist and homophobic!  ;-)

Looney

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:51 | 4560499 cougar_w
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Today was brought to you by the number 0 and the word "hedge"

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 17:06 | 4560564 strannick
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Ask not for whom the all-time high market's bell tolls. It tolls for Ms. Piggy

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 17:20 | 4560626 Vampyroteuthis ...
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Ms. Piggy becomes bacon. Kermy, have you no heart?

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 17:28 | 4560661 I am more equal...
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Most intelligent presidential staff member.  All others are flies.

Lord of the Flies.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 17:38 | 4560712 sunaJ
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You take the golden AN and you put it in a tan van driven by stan...

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 18:36 | 4560904 Supernova Born
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Don't forget what's at the end of the "Rainbow Connection", Kermie.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 18:54 | 4560976 WorkingClassHero
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Q:  Whats long and green and smells like pork?

 

A:  Kermit the frogs finger

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 18:59 | 4560994 prains
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...."In Muppets We Trust"

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 19:23 | 4561073 krispkritter
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What's green and smells like pork?

 

Kermit's dick...

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 19:48 | 4561159 mjcOH1
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Did they show the 10 ton weight squashing the little guy flat when he hit the button?

It's not easy being green....

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 20:21 | 4561277 it aint easy
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Fleeced!

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:52 | 4560507 Herd Redirectio...
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Its a bear trap!   RUN!!!!

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:39 | 4560467 skwid vacuous
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Gay Bob from CNBS in the costume? he always wanted to be a drag queen

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 17:35 | 4560698 drendebe10
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Q:  What is green and smells like pork?

A:  Kermit's Finger

 

 

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 19:25 | 4561083 krispkritter
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Oops...ah well, they both smell like bacon...

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 18:04 | 4560815 Bunga Bunga
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He would not need a puppet to get laughs.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:25 | 4560394 Concentrated po...
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I just want to know if Kermit has signed up for 0care

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:29 | 4560421 Eigen20
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Clearly if anyone rings a bell at the top, it will be a muppet.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:56 | 4560527 skwid vacuous
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LOL!!- let's ask some j's who got notes from mommy to get out of 4th grade dodge-ball to pick the winning hoops teams...

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:30 | 4560385 Ham-bone
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Reeks of manipulation...they don't even try to hide it, I see the string, and he's reading off a teleprompter!!!

Oh, my bad, I thought we were talking about Big O...I see nothing unusual about Kermit

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 19:00 | 4561002 Kirk2NCC1701
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Kermit = frog investor.  Frogs = amphibians. 

Amphibians can "hold breath" for a long time, if need be.  Uh-oh!

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:25 | 4560392 VD
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all itz missing is (FAKE) BLOOD SPLATTER!!!

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:37 | 4560449 MeMongo
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Kermit says, by the time we get done fuckin youz muppets you're gonna wish it was simply Miss Piggy trying out her new dominator strap on you Bitchez!

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:50 | 4560497 robertsgt40
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Feeling froggy? Jump!!

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 17:18 | 4560622 August
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Muppets... at the NYSE

Inconceiveable!

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 19:08 | 4561032 Kirk2NCC1701
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[light bulb goes on]  Hang on... Remember when we bitched about Merkel caving to (rolling over onto her belly for) Obama?

Well, I just remembered that the Germans bought the NYSE.  Has the "penny dropped" for you too?  If Merkel had gone against Obama, Germany's ownership of the NYSE could've cratered, thus cratering her career (if not her very life).

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:20 | 4560359 Crash Overide
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Might as well be a fucking muppet...

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:26 | 4560397 McMolotov
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"Someday we'll find it, the rainbow depression..."

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:28 | 4560411 Fidel Sarcastro
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Kermit "Thanks to Fraud Street - We're all Muppets now!"

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 18:35 | 4560905 HisNameIsRP
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first thing that came to mind.  nice

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:30 | 4560412 Fidel Sarcastro
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Dbl post  

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:20 | 4560362 SteveNYC
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Like the market, it is a dead entity being controlled by external forces pulling strings? Oh, and may have a hand up its ass?

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:58 | 4560537 B.J. Worthy
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And it's green.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 17:29 | 4560666 skwid vacuous
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Green for Paddys Day like all the cockbag's neckties on TV that aren't even Irish!

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:21 | 4560363 Godot
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Let me show you idiots how the re-set button is supposed to work.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:22 | 4560365 NoDebt
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"I'm not the only one around here with somebody's hand shoved up my ass controlling me."

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:39 | 4560465 libertysghost
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Damn...you beat me to it.

Tue, 03/18/2014 - 00:48 | 4561952 chinoslims
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I'm confused were you referring to Obama or kermit?  /sarc off

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:21 | 4560370 aVileRat
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It ain't easy being green. Unless you got a Yen-cross, and a funny Bear buddy.

Wakka Wakka.

 

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:22 | 4560372 TruthInSunshine
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Kermit to be found later "suicided" by self-inflicted pneumatic nail gun wounds.

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