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Today Kermit rang the bell for the NYSE. That is all.
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Muppets?
Slaughter coming soon.
was blankfein the puppeteer? that would be funny.
Hi everybody, this market's going to fuck you harder than I do Miss Piggy - and I slaughter that hog!
Jump, you little green fcuker.
"Pimpin' to muppets, it's easy makin' green - suckas !"
My favorite muppet has always been Fozzie the Bear.
"Let me be clear"
GREEN Kermit? This is racist and homophobic! ;-)
Looney
Today was brought to you by the number 0 and the word "hedge"
Ask not for whom the all-time high market's bell tolls. It tolls for Ms. Piggy
Ms. Piggy becomes bacon. Kermy, have you no heart?
Most intelligent presidential staff member. All others are flies.
Lord of the Flies.
You take the golden AN and you put it in a tan van driven by stan...
Don't forget what's at the end of the "Rainbow Connection", Kermie.
Q: Whats long and green and smells like pork?
A: Kermit the frogs finger
...."In Muppets We Trust"
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's dick...
Did they show the 10 ton weight squashing the little guy flat when he hit the button?
It's not easy being green....
Fleeced!
Its a bear trap! RUN!!!!
Gay Bob from CNBS in the costume? he always wanted to be a drag queen
Q: What is green and smells like pork?
A: Kermit's Finger
Oops...ah well, they both smell like bacon...
He would not need a puppet to get laughs.
I just want to know if Kermit has signed up for 0care
Clearly if anyone rings a bell at the top, it will be a muppet.
jizz lizardz http://hedgeaccording.ly/2014/03/bloomberg-tvs-march-madness-dimon-teppe...
LOL!!- let's ask some j's who got notes from mommy to get out of 4th grade dodge-ball to pick the winning hoops teams...
Road kill.
Reeks of manipulation...they don't even try to hide it, I see the string, and he's reading off a teleprompter!!!
Oh, my bad, I thought we were talking about Big O...I see nothing unusual about Kermit
Kermit = frog investor. Frogs = amphibians.
Amphibians can "hold breath" for a long time, if need be. Uh-oh!
all itz missing is (FAKE) BLOOD SPLATTER!!!
Kermit says, by the time we get done fuckin youz muppets you're gonna wish it was simply Miss Piggy trying out her new dominator strap on you Bitchez!
Feeling froggy? Jump!!
Muppets... at the NYSE
Inconceiveable!
[light bulb goes on] Hang on... Remember when we bitched about Merkel caving to (rolling over onto her belly for) Obama?
Well, I just remembered that the Germans bought the NYSE. Has the "penny dropped" for you too? If Merkel had gone against Obama, Germany's ownership of the NYSE could've cratered, thus cratering her career (if not her very life).
Might as well be a fucking muppet...
"Someday we'll find it, the rainbow depression..."
Kermit "Thanks to Fraud Street - We're all Muppets now!"
first thing that came to mind. nice
Dbl post
Like the market, it is a dead entity being controlled by external forces pulling strings? Oh, and may have a hand up its ass?
And it's green.
Green for Paddys Day like all the cockbag's neckties on TV that aren't even Irish!
Let me show you idiots how the re-set button is supposed to work.
"I'm not the only one around here with somebody's hand shoved up my ass controlling me."
Damn...you beat me to it.
I'm confused were you referring to Obama or kermit? /sarc off
It ain't easy being green. Unless you got a Yen-cross, and a funny Bear buddy.
Wakka Wakka.
Kermit to be found later "suicided" by self-inflicted pneumatic nail gun wounds.
Look what happens to gold when muppets ring the bell.
It's only appropriate. I don't see why this shouldn't be standard practice from now on.
HFM: High Frequency Muppet
This market is as real as me
they are so blunt obvious about it now
Rise of the Muppet hordes?
Go long suckers!
obama???
Winter is coming.
"Why am I in The Truman Show?"
"Where's Miss Piggy? I'm lookin' to smoke some pork!"
Green Frog event?
"all in muppets,,,it's not easy printing green"
"Do not ask for whom the bell doth toll............"
Fucking awesome. They aren't even trying to disguise the "muppet"-vocabulary anymore...
Mongo just pawn in game of life. Sheriff Bart only one to ever whip Mongo...
What, no reach around.........!?
"I've been lied to...this water is BOILING!!"
Stupid muppets.
Another "economic tool" used by the fed to keep markets calm? On the verge of war with Russia because we have an incompetent president, all while the market keeps making all time highs... How do we keep it together??? Send out that green prick Kermit.
Anyone remember the National Lampoon frog?
http://www.bizbag.com/Cartoons/cartoon%20home%20page.htm
Yeah, good call man +1
The Muppet Show - Singing Sheep:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrZN0mMF-zs
Even muppets can make money in this 'market'
so what company is he representing? GS?
What's green and smells like Yellen? No, seriously folks it's great to be here, Ms. Piggy sends her regards, and asked me to remind everyone that there's still plenty of room in this market for pigs. No one is going to get slaughtered anytime soon! This is the other side of the rainbow, here in Amereica, where all your dreams come true, and green frog puppets of questionable lineage can overcome their color and ring the bell at the NYSE, which, where I come from stands for 'New Yellen Sucker Experiment. Love to stay and chat, but my arm rods are getting tired....
Nothing says overconfidence than the muppet-users using a muppet to ring the bell.
The next crash will come soon if the level of hubris is that high.
now on to the whitehouse i hear they want to push a red button
Let's see his birth certificate!
..."it's pronounced moo-PAY..."
"Kermit the Frog here! Is it true that when I ring this bell all the CNBC host begin to salivate?"
This market is brought to you by the letters "F" and "U".
A muppet with his mouth wide open and his eyes wide shut.
HELP! Someone is trying to sell Miss Piggy for pork bellies!!!
"Pull my green finger", win a prize.
"Not one of you recognizes the irony of this."
GS,.. you watching?
at least the bernanke is not my puppet master.. Beoches!!!
A little obvious, isnt it?
They no longer feel that they need to be subtle regarding the Muppet reference. Maybe this is a new new normal?
did he see his shadow?
6 moar weeks before the thaw, the melting, you get the idea.
...and a big muppet thank you to Lloyd Blankfein and the wonderful folks at Goldman Sachs for keeping the muppet name alive and well. And now, here is Dr. Teeth and Electric Mayham with their version of Randy Newman's "It's Money That I Love".
tomorrow bert and ernie to please the mos that got left out of the parade?
Giant Plush toy to break the fall of the Bankers jumping....Just Jamie and Lloyd mocking.
Sell Mortimer. Sell!
Gold Bitchez.........yay!
Literal manipulation, it's that simple
they do ring a bell when the market tops, and the muppets get to ring it
Someone's hand is up that puppet's ass to make its lips move.
Kermit and Obama have something in common.
Greg Smith your hands cold!
Greg Smith your hands cold!
The inside joke at GS gets the public stage.
I said my name is Allen Green Frog Damnit!!!
It's detonator, not a bell.
"Allahu Akba!r"
We're all muppets now...
The frog of war
If they only knew how close the water is to the boiling point.
The Muppets Take Manhattan
and it's GONE.............
[Clears throat] You're probably wondering why I called you all here to day. [Laughter]
You're probably also wondering how to make a million dollars in the stock market. Easy! Start with $2 million and work you way down! [Laughter]
Hey, remember the stockbroker's credo: A man is a client until proven broke. [Applause, whistles]
How about that volatility? Last week the market dropped so fast, my blue chips turned green! [Crowd shouts, "green, green"]
But I never panic! I just call my broker. [Crowd: What do you call him?] You should hear what I call him!
Actually, I have a self-trading account, so I have a fool for a broker. [Laughter]
You can tell I'm an average investor. I'm alert, well informed, and I cry uncontrollably. [Laughter]
Have you heard about high frequency trading? You can take on thousands of losing positions in a nanosecond. [Groans, cheers]
I noticed Blythe Masters in the news recently. She could really put the broad in Broad Street. [Catcalls, whistles]
Hey, what are you doing with that hook, I haven't rung the bell yet...
.... "how come every time I show up at the NYSE, someone shoves their arm up my ass and grabs my tonsils?"
Just pull my string
I will do anything
I'm the TBTF puppet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcD2iexGqZQ
James and Bobby Purify (good sound)