Today Kermit rang the bell for the NYSE. That is all.
- advertisements -
Slaughter coming soon.
was blankfein the puppeteer? that would be funny.
Hi everybody, this market's going to fuck you harder than I do Miss Piggy - and I slaughter that hog!
Jump, you little green fcuker.
"Pimpin' to muppets, it's easy makin' green - suckas !"
My favorite muppet has always been Fozzie the Bear.
"Let me be clear"
GREEN Kermit? This is racist and homophobic! ;-)
Today was brought to you by the number 0 and the word "hedge"
Ask not for whom the all-time high market's bell tolls. It tolls for Ms. Piggy
Ms. Piggy becomes bacon. Kermy, have you no heart?
Most intelligent presidential staff member. All others are flies.
Lord of the Flies.
You take the golden AN and you put it in a tan van driven by stan...
Don't forget what's at the end of the "Rainbow Connection", Kermie.
Q: Whats long and green and smells like pork?
A: Kermit the frogs finger
...."In Muppets We Trust"
What's green and smells like pork?
Did they show the 10 ton weight squashing the little guy flat when he hit the button?
It's not easy being green....
Its a bear trap! RUN!!!!
Gay Bob from CNBS in the costume? he always wanted to be a drag queen
Q: What is green and smells like pork?
A: Kermit's Finger
Oops...ah well, they both smell like bacon...
He would not need a puppet to get laughs.
I just want to know if Kermit has signed up for 0care
Clearly if anyone rings a bell at the top, it will be a muppet.
jizz lizardz http://hedgeaccording.ly/2014/03/bloomberg-tvs-march-madness-dimon-teppe...
LOL!!- let's ask some j's who got notes from mommy to get out of 4th grade dodge-ball to pick the winning hoops teams...
Reeks of manipulation...they don't even try to hide it, I see the string, and he's reading off a teleprompter!!!
Oh, my bad, I thought we were talking about Big O...I see nothing unusual about Kermit
Kermit = frog investor. Frogs = amphibians.
Amphibians can "hold breath" for a long time, if need be. Uh-oh!
all itz missing is (FAKE) BLOOD SPLATTER!!!
Kermit says, by the time we get done fuckin youz muppets you're gonna wish it was simply Miss Piggy trying out her new dominator strap on you Bitchez!
Feeling froggy? Jump!!
Muppets... at the NYSE
[light bulb goes on] Hang on... Remember when we bitched about Merkel caving to (rolling over onto her belly for) Obama?
Well, I just remembered that the Germans bought the NYSE. Has the "penny dropped" for you too? If Merkel had gone against Obama, Germany's ownership of the NYSE could've cratered, thus cratering her career (if not her very life).
Might as well be a fucking muppet...
"Someday we'll find it, the rainbow depression..."
Kermit "Thanks to Fraud Street - We're all Muppets now!"
first thing that came to mind. nice
Like the market, it is a dead entity being controlled by external forces pulling strings? Oh, and may have a hand up its ass?
And it's green.
Green for Paddys Day like all the cockbag's neckties on TV that aren't even Irish!
Let me show you idiots how the re-set button is supposed to work.
"I'm not the only one around here with somebody's hand shoved up my ass controlling me."
Damn...you beat me to it.
I'm confused were you referring to Obama or kermit? /sarc off
It ain't easy being green. Unless you got a Yen-cross, and a funny Bear buddy.
Kermit to be found later "suicided" by self-inflicted pneumatic nail gun wounds.
Tips: tips [ at ] zerohedge.com
General: info [ at ] zerohedge.com
Legal: legal [ at ] zerohedge.com
Advertising: ads [ at ] zerohedge.com
Abuse/Complaints: abuse [ at ] zerohedge.com
Advertise With Us
Make sure to read our "How To [Read/Tip Off] Zero Hedge Without Attracting The Interest Of [Human Resources/The Treasury/Black Helicopters]" Guide
How to report offensive comments
Notice on Racial Discrimination.