Kermit Kaption Kontest

Tyler Durden's picture

Today Kermit rang the bell for the NYSE. That is all.

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SoberOne's picture

Slaughter coming soon. 

bania's picture

was blankfein the puppeteer? that would be funny.

Pladizow's picture

Hi everybody, this market's going to fuck you harder than I do Miss Piggy - and I slaughter that hog!

ParkAveFlasher's picture

Jump, you little green fcuker.

Tippoo Sultan's picture

"Pimpin' to muppets, it's easy makin' green - suckas !"

slotmouth's picture

My favorite muppet has always been Fozzie the Bear.

Looney's picture

GREEN Kermit? This is racist and homophobic!  ;-)


cougar_w's picture

Today was brought to you by the number 0 and the word "hedge"

strannick's picture

Ask not for whom the all-time high market's bell tolls. It tolls for Ms. Piggy

Vampyroteuthis infernalis's picture

Ms. Piggy becomes bacon. Kermy, have you no heart?

I am more equal than others's picture




Most intelligent presidential staff member.  All others are flies.

Lord of the Flies.

sunaJ's picture

You take the golden AN and you put it in a tan van driven by stan...

Supernova Born's picture

Don't forget what's at the end of the "Rainbow Connection", Kermie.

WorkingClassHero's picture

Q:  Whats long and green and smells like pork?


A:  Kermit the frogs finger

krispkritter's picture

What's green and smells like pork?


Kermit's dick...

mjcOH1's picture

Did they show the 10 ton weight squashing the little guy flat when he hit the button?

It's not easy being green....

Herd Redirection Committee's picture

Its a bear trap!   RUN!!!!

skwid vacuous's picture

Gay Bob from CNBS in the costume? he always wanted to be a drag queen

drendebe10's picture

Q:  What is green and smells like pork?

A:  Kermit's Finger



krispkritter's picture

Oops...ah well, they both smell like bacon...

Bunga Bunga's picture

He would not need a puppet to get laughs.

Concentrated power has always been the enemy of liberty.'s picture

I just want to know if Kermit has signed up for 0care

Eigen20's picture

Clearly if anyone rings a bell at the top, it will be a muppet.

skwid vacuous's picture

LOL!!- let's ask some j's who got notes from mommy to get out of 4th grade dodge-ball to pick the winning hoops teams...

Ham-bone's picture

Reeks of manipulation...they don't even try to hide it, I see the string, and he's reading off a teleprompter!!!

Oh, my bad, I thought we were talking about Big O...I see nothing unusual about Kermit

Kirk2NCC1701's picture

Kermit = frog investor.  Frogs = amphibians. 

Amphibians can "hold breath" for a long time, if need be.  Uh-oh!

VD's picture

all itz missing is (FAKE) BLOOD SPLATTER!!!

MeMongo's picture

Kermit says, by the time we get done fuckin youz muppets you're gonna wish it was simply Miss Piggy trying out her new dominator strap on you Bitchez!

August's picture

Muppets... at the NYSE


Kirk2NCC1701's picture

[light bulb goes on]  Hang on... Remember when we bitched about Merkel caving to (rolling over onto her belly for) Obama?

Well, I just remembered that the Germans bought the NYSE.  Has the "penny dropped" for you too?  If Merkel had gone against Obama, Germany's ownership of the NYSE could've cratered, thus cratering her career (if not her very life).

Crash Overide's picture

Might as well be a fucking muppet...

McMolotov's picture

"Someday we'll find it, the rainbow depression..."

Fidel Sarcastro's picture

Kermit "Thanks to Fraud Street - We're all Muppets now!"

HisNameIsRP's picture

first thing that came to mind.  nice

SteveNYC's picture

Like the market, it is a dead entity being controlled by external forces pulling strings? Oh, and may have a hand up its ass?

skwid vacuous's picture

Green for Paddys Day like all the cockbag's neckties on TV that aren't even Irish!

Godot's picture

Let me show you idiots how the re-set button is supposed to work.

NoDebt's picture

"I'm not the only one around here with somebody's hand shoved up my ass controlling me."

libertysghost's picture beat me to it.

chinoslims's picture

I'm confused were you referring to Obama or kermit?  /sarc off

aVileRat's picture

It ain't easy being green. Unless you got a Yen-cross, and a funny Bear buddy.

Wakka Wakka.


TruthInSunshine's picture

Kermit to be found later "suicided" by self-inflicted pneumatic nail gun wounds.