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Lady Gaga's Vomit And State Department "Haircuts In Search Of A Brain"

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Submitted by James H. Kunstler of,

Those of you too caught up in Lady Gaga’s latest cutting edge art project — she arranged for another woman to vomit on her while seated at the keyboard to show, well, I guess to demonstrate that not even vomit cannot stop the power of pop music — may have missed the latest moves in our nation’s foreign policy quest to remain Hall Monitor of the World. It appears that the Crimean peninsula has voted rather persuasively to become part of adjoining Russia, a nation that they were functionally a province of longer than the USA has been the independent and exceptional beacon of liberty that we became. Now, all that’s left are some procedural formalities, and then our side has promised to do some very bad things to punish Russia for this dastardly outcome.

Have the Lady Gaga fans forgotten that our country set this whole fiasco in motion by promoting a tug-o-war between a proposed Russian free trade zone (the Customs Union) and the European Union (another trade zone) with Ukraine as the rope? Alas, the rope broke in the early going, leaving the Russians to try to splice it back together in some way that aligns with the ethnic composition of the territory and their treaty perquisites regarding port facilities on the Black Sea. This “crisis” has got Secretary of State Kerry pulling his hair out, perhaps in his own personal quest to achieve mature male hair equality with Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov. Mr. Kerry has more work to do before the world will stop calling him “a haircut in search of a brain.”

Notice that for ten years the Russians have not been jumping up and down as the USA hops from one Central Asian state to the next blowing things up and arranging affairs so that hundreds of thousands of people get killed — quite a few by our cunning model airplanes controlled by military video gamesters, who blow away “folks” on morning watch before repairing to the nearest Taco Bell for an order of Doritos Locos (and a chance to watch Lady Gaga get vomit-tagged on their iPhones). I wonder how the USA would feel if the Russian foreign ministry ginned up an operation to persuade Texas to secede from the Union (again).

What will be the next step of the menswear model in the oval office? Is he coordinating with the EU to make sure that Russia can’t sell its products to anyone, say, the EU, which really has nowhere else to buy a great deal of the methane gas it uses every winter to keep the pipes from freezing? Of course our country has made promises that it will export liquefied natural gas to Europe from the depleting shale plays of Texas, Louisiana, and Arkansas — but, wait a minute (or maybe five years) because we have to build new pipelines, gas export terminals, and a fleet of compressed gas tanker ships before that’ll work. But maybe Europe will have five exceptionally mild winters until then. Note to Mr. Obama: increase National Prayer Breakfasts to once-a-month.

Then there is the question of what Russia may offer to do to the USA in return. Perhaps nothing, because America is doing such a good job of imploding under its own fecklessness and inertia. If I were Mr. Putin — not saying I want to be, you understand, but in the spirit of conjecture — I would just kick back and tune in on the Web to watch this nation of overfed clowns and tattooed savages vomit over each other, since that is apparently now embroidered into the zeitgeist. Mr. Putin could also (in the spirit of the game of chess, which he is reputed to be good at) add some frisson to the situation by stealthily unloading quantities of Russian-held US Treasury paper, not to crash the market but just enough to turn the ten-year bond above the 3.00 percent line — a point at which the US government’s bankruptcy (that is, inability to service our debt) creeps above the horizon like a bad moon rising.

State Department chess players are gloating at the moment that the Russian ruble has lost ten percent of its value this year. No doubt a few functionaries in the Kremlin are going boo-hoo over this. But remember: they are a nation who lost about 8.6 million soldiers to overcome Hitler. Do you think a little austerity will persuade them to cede Ukraine to the Walt Disney Company? Has anyone in the pay of America’s Deep State asked themselves whether it really matters to us who runs Ukraine? Did it matter to us before and then after the Soviet regime collapsed? What was so terrible about Ukraine joining the Russian free trade zone that we felt compelled to go in and vomit all over it?


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Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:30 | 4559403 holmes
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Hey I'd vomit on her for the right price. Come to think of it I just might do it for free.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:35 | 4559439 Gene Parmesan
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I'll pay for the privilege.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:38 | 4559462 SMG
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You know you make a good point, but I happen to be eating my lunch right now.  That didn't help.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:41 | 4559482 BaBaBouy
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Please, May I Volonteer To Shit On Her In Her Next Gig ?????

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:48 | 4559517 knukles
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This is about as effective (vomiting on another person) as Obozo's sanction of a dozen Rooskies and the SEAL's taking over a NK tanker.
Vlad the Bad's gotta be shivering in his tightie whiteies.
Or maybe he's into iron thongs?

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:53 | 4559551 TruthInSunshine
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This reminds me that I need to compare Obama's

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
(Mum mum mum mah)
(Mum mum mum mah)

...with Vlad's.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:57 | 4559902 I am more equal...
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Spoiled, indulged and not so smart children are in charge. 

I think I saw this episode on the Pee Wee Herman Show.

I know, but what area you?

I know, but what area you?

I know, but what area you?


Mon, 03/17/2014 - 15:03 | 4559934 BLOTTO
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Fuck Lady Gaga...a soulless creature that turned to the dark side as a scum bag boot lick'r for the illuminati.


'They' know the power of music and the influence it can have on the weak...


Here is a picture of Lady Gaga and...the Queen Bee herself...hows that for power.


'Everywhere we go we see tiny white buds resting perfectly inside ears blocking out all sounds but pop music. Is this music uplifting or degrading?

 Lady Gaga repeats the word "Judas" 37 times in her blasphemous "I'm in love with Judas". Even the Queen is a Gaga fan apparently. Gaga has 70% as many Google results for her name as Jesus.'



Mon, 03/17/2014 - 15:06 | 4559983 negative rates
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What a strange pair, cede and walt disney.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 15:06 | 4559984 skwid vacuous
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reminds me of what i feel like right after I try to short anything in this fkn "market",

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:23 | 4560373 chemystical
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"Fuck Lady Gaga...a soulless creature that turned to the dark side as a scum bag boot lick'r for the illuminati."

She attended the same school as ZioNSAZuckerberg and ZioNSASergeyBrin:  John's Hopkins Center for Talented Youth.

"Curiously", of the 11 alumni named by wiki, 6 are members of the tribe.  (maybe 7 as surely Gaga is an honary member). 

Also from Zioberg's wiki bio: "In 2011, Zuckerberg ranked first on the list of the "Most Influential Jews in the World" by The Jerusalem Post and has since consistently topped the list every year as of 2013."

Most influential?  Strange, I thought Satan wore that crown.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 15:42 | 4560175 RafterManFMJ
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Thanks you've ruined that song for me... I'd always thought is was blah blah blah "poke her face" blah blah "poke her face"

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:44 | 4559468 BaBaBouy
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Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:39 | 4559469 1stepcloser
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for Vomit or Bukkake? 

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:52 | 4559536 The_Ungrateful_Yid
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Either is fine from me

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:36 | 4559447 cougar_w
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I wouldn't cross the street to tell her she's a fuck up.

Applies to about 2,100 additional celebs and star athletes (same bunch of posers).

My usual admonition applies: Kill your TV.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:13 | 4559675 Overfed
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It's pretty fuckin' sad what will bring a person big $$ and adoration these days.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:16 | 4559690 fonestar
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Disposable electronics.

Disposable relationships.

Disposable art.

Disposable kulture.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 17:18 | 4560620 NidStyles
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For once I agree with you. 

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:06 | 4559629 williambanzai7
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Mon, 03/17/2014 - 18:39 | 4560919 Catflappo
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This story is sickening

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:32 | 4559419 tony bonn
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lady gaga is an illuminist satanic witch who probably worships obama and bush

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:37 | 4559453 pods
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Even money whether she's a witch or warlock.


Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:40 | 4559471 A Lunatic
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If you ever wanted to know what Tom Petty would look like as a Tranny, there you go........

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:48 | 4559523 knukles
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Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:47 | 4559511 oddjob
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It's not about the bush, s/he's a mouth searching for cock.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:26 | 4559730 Theta_Burn
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Not really

She is just a pop idle who had a few hits, but nothing fresh lately.

Did you know she was obsessed with a collaboration project with Lou Reed, (who turned her down, more than once) before his death?

It's a shame really, dispite the song writters, management, and marketing mega machine, she has a bit of talent. (**I'm no fan)

Nope..this is just another wardrobe malfunction, trying to jumpstart a stagnant career

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:32 | 4559420 maskone909
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You lost me at lady gaga

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:38 | 4559459 Motorhead
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I hear ya, man.  I read the article, but I almost vomited at the mention of that thing called Lady Gaga.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 15:42 | 4560161 BorisTheBlade
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Subliminal programming, perhaps that was the whole point. Having said that, I tried to gather what the title or the article are about and came to conclusion that the world has jumped the shark, went full retard, basta, bingo, all is lost. Sodom and Gommorah if they ever existed went up in flames for exactly that kind of stuff. But then again, who needs to set things ablaze when we ourselves do such a good job at it. Also, I feel dirty just by posting in a topic like that~

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:32 | 4559421 1stepcloser
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Remind me ZHers, when I get reincarnated, not to pick this planet again..

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:33 | 4559423 glaucon was right
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The pop culture is in bear market.


They are always testing new lows...

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:41 | 4559479 I am Jobe
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Ask the so called sheeples and they will tell you that this is the norm. Pathetic isn't it. 

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:33 | 4559424 Kirk2NCC1701
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Her next move:  "Gag(a) me with a spoon!"

Happy to oblige.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:34 | 4559430 medium giraffe
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I think I'm reaching peak IDGAF.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:40 | 4559432 q99x2
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There is no physiological reason why Transexuals cannot serve as brave men and women in the US Military.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:34 | 4559436 alien-IQ
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I'm pretty sure that Mozart never had to resort to such stunts to prove he had talent.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:42 | 4559487 Hippocratic Oaf
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Her irrelevance is so relevant.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:47 | 4559519 alien-IQ
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She makes Carrot Top seem profound and complex.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:53 | 4559548 knukles
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Well, it is well documented that Morazt's health was rather poor, throughout his life, suffering from smallpox, tonsillitis, bronchitis, pneumonia, typhoid fever, rheumatism and gum disease.

Fucker was one right candidate for early signup to ObieDon'tCare, what?

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 23:11 | 4561770 StychoKiller
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No mas, Eine Kleine NachtMusik FTW!!

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:37 | 4559451 williambanzai7
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It matters to Zbigniew Brezinski, 'Pan' Zbigniew Brezinski...

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:38 | 4559464 Motorhead
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Tak yest, pano!

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:40 | 4559475 Cangaroo.TNT
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This is what I like about ZH.  I had no clue of the Lady Gaga stunt until I read it here.  ZH contains just enough pop culture garbage to allow me to blend in with the retards.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:44 | 4559495 Motorhead
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Hehehe...and, sometimes a break from the gold pumping from Jim Sinclair and King World News is refreshing.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 15:48 | 4560214 hoist the bs flag
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.hey, it is something new to fap to. Up the Irons!

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:41 | 4559481 cougar_w
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Jim that was pretty right-on. We're a sick bunch of monkeys, as I like to say.

Oh hey I've got some new monkey business up last few days:

Might be a little too sweet for your taste these days. I promise the next one -- won't be.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:42 | 4559484 Ralph Spoilsport
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Lady Gaga is a sensitive, classically trained musician who wrote her first symphony while still in her mother's womb. A lot of people really hate her, her music, and her fanatical and fragrant fans, but all this falls by the wayside when you consider that she eats shit and barks at the moon.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:43 | 4559489 Motorhead
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Hiya, friends!...Designed with your mind, in mind.  (LOL)

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 23:17 | 4561783 StychoKiller
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How about that Masonite™ wild-west gunrack, with the look of real wood?

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:06 | 4559632 cougar_w
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Nicely put. I do so enjoy the level of erudite elocution here at Zerohedge.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 15:49 | 4560227 Ralph Spoilsport
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I'm not particularly intelligent but I'm literary as a motherfucker.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:44 | 4559491 Frank N. Beans
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i like this Kuntsler dude


Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:44 | 4559492 NOTaREALmerican
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Looks like another slow news week.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:00 | 4559592 knukles
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The Western MSM has concluded that Vlad can just fucking take over the entirety of Europe without a shot and probably feed all it's troops fro free on French food with welfare benefits, the response to which is whatthefuck are you guys talking about?
I mean here we have another fucking Munich Moment so all's well that never ends in the search for one fucking plane that disappears under the most inexplicable of circumstance in one of the most militarized areas of the fucking world and everybody in charge is shrugging their shoulders and saying "I dunno?, "Who me?", "Not my Yob Mang."
Like, how's about another fucking diversion?
And this one, to boot, is an interactive mystery with crowd-sourcing being encouraged on DigitalGlobal to search for the fucking plane to keep everybody entertained .......  aaaarragh!

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:46 | 4559499 Dr. Engali
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A good article that expresses the same sentiments I feel about the ridiculousness of where we find our nation while asking the same  question I keep asking myself. Why in the hell are we there? And the only answer I can come up with that Putin isn't playing well with the NWO globalists.


"We are on the verge of a global transformation. All we need is the right major crisis and the nations will accept the New World Order."
- David Rockefeller

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:14 | 4559678 cougar_w
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Not to be too contrariwise, but I get the sense the NWO juggernaut has run out of steam. They were reliant on the same neo-industrial magic mojo as the globalist corporations. But that entire scaffolding has come crashing down in a cannot-be-remade sort of way.

I imagine the NWO freaks will now accumulate themselves onto a favourable island retreat or into some forgotten corner of the Baltic states, there to consume foie gras and foetal sea turtles in the hope the universe will one day need them again.

May happen -- in another 500 years. But before then, not so likely.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:31 | 4559790 Dr. Engali
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I hope you are right. I vacillate  back and forth on that same idea, however I have a hard time believing they won't destroy half the world to achieve their goals.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:54 | 4559898 cougar_w
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The weapons they might have used to further their cause came down to a collection of financial, cultural and political jujutsu moves. Putin is currently demonstrating that we are no longer engaged in stylized combat like that, but the real thing, slugging it out across the forested frontiers of Ukraine. It's the kind of game he likes because it is a game he can play and win by himself, and he's bringing it.

The NWO collective are like a bunch gay dandies at a dinner party, one eye in the mirror, watching themselves go by.

They had an idea, vaguely outlined, for a possible human future but they were too effete to be taken seriously.

Now we're back to the normal ways that humans organize themselves; crudely, via bloodshed, at the edge of a sword. The not-so-gay leaders like Putin will reprise the exploits of Genghis Khan and simply take what they want however they can take it. They will do so quickly, using the simplest and most reliable technology available, killing anyone that opposes them. And when it is over the conquered peoples will (if reluctantly) hail them as rightful kings.

That sort of things is about as "new" as we're going to be able to muster. And it is new only in that it has been absent from the stage of history for a little while.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 23:31 | 4561800 StychoKiller
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D@mmit, when the Obamatron stamps his foot, the World is supposed to fall in line! (He's got a phone and a pen, and he's not afraid to use them!)

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:45 | 4559500 SDRII
Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:45 | 4559502 alien-IQ
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Here's another story about some puke that gonna hit the airwaves pretty soon:

Andrew Ross Sorkin is going to make a show about how Wall Street is pretty neat and full of cool dudes.

If you want an unflinching look at the corruption of the financial industry, this isn't the right guy to hire.

The show, called “Billions,” will reportedly be about “the collision and, at times, collusion between an aggressive U.S. attorney in New York and some of the richest hedge fund billionaires in the country.” Tough men making tough choices! Conflict! Power! It just screams prestige, right? And it’s Showtime so there will definitely also be attractive women taking their clothes off.


Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:53 | 4559550 NOTaREALmerican
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Re: Tough men making tough choices! Conflict! Power! It just screams prestige, right?

It's why the smartests-n-savvyiest of our society want to be in the Financial Services IN-dust-REEEEE and not wasting their time being engineers or some other worthless profession.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:39 | 4560464 chemystical
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"See what a spectacle we have. Army engineers say it will take $40,000,000 to complete the big dam. But Congress is economical just now and not in a mood to raise the money by taxation. The customary alternative is thirty-year bonds at 4 per cent. The United States, the greatest Government in the world, wishing $40,000,000 to complete a great public benefit is forced to go to the money sellers to buy its own money. At the end of thirty years the Government not only has to pay back the $40,000,000 but it has to pay 120 per cent interest, literally has to pay $88,000,000 for the use of $40,000,000 for thirty years... Think of it."

Henry Ford

........and discussing the same dam project, here's what Thomas Edison said:

"Now, that is what Henry Ford wants to prevent. He thinks it is stupid, and so do I, that for the loan of $30 million of their own money, the people of the United States should be compelled to pay $66 million — that is what it amounts to with interest. People who will not turn a shovel full of dirt nor contribute to a pound of material, will collect more money from the United States than will the people who supply the material and do the work."

"That is the terrible thing about interest. In all our great bond issues, the interest is always greater than the principal. All of our great public works cost more than twice the actual cost on that account. But here is the point.

"If our nation can issue a dollar bond, it can issue a dollar bill. The element that makes the bond good, makes the bill good also. The difference between the bond and the bill is that the bond lets the money brokers collect twice the amount of the bond and an additional 20 percent, whereas the currency pays nobody but those who contribute directly to Muscle Shoals in some useful way...

"It is absurd to say that our country can issue $30 million in bonds and not $30 million in currency. Both are promises to pay, but one fattens the usurers and the other helps the people. If the currency issued by the Government was no good, then the bonds would be no good either. It is a terrible situation when the Government, to increase the national wealth, must go into debt and submit to ruinous interest charges at the hands of men who control the fictitious value of gold."

Wonder who he was talking about.  Probly the same guys a reformist Jew tossed out of the temple 2000 years ago.  Same guys who "solved" Edison's problem by issuing non-negotiable special securities and turning them into currency - at interest of course.  FUCK EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:46 | 4559510 Miffed Microbio...
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If it weren't for ZH I would have never known about this. I certainly need no more details. So what's next for shock value? Beastiality? Raping children with foreign objects? Anything to entertain the sheeple in the coliseum. They are so easy to distract.


Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:58 | 4559579 g'kar
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Now you've done it. Your sanity has been exposed.


Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:03 | 4559611 Manipuflation
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What's next for shock value?  I don't know.  A massive UST sell off collapsing the dollar would sure be interesting. 

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 15:52 | 4560237 Miffed Microbio...
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Well, if "Lady" Puke can pull that off I guess I'd have to give her some respect.... Nah, I don't think I could muster that.


Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:48 | 4559522 Kaiser Sousa
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lady fucking gaga..

man, get me the the fuck out of here.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:53 | 4559549 agstacks
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Are we sure the artist wasn't there for another reason and just puked when GaGa started playing?

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:56 | 4559569 shovelhead
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Challenge accepted.

Miley drops a loaf onstage and eats it.


Now that, folks, is entertainment.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:20 | 4559717 Gief Gold Plox
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Sack of shit, eating a piece of shit.

Wouldn't that be just some sort of cannibalism?

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:00 | 4559588 g'kar
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This aging meatsack will do anything to get noticed again.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:34 | 4559799 bookwurm
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Betcha she was hurling Doritos n beer....

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:54 | 4559908 Son of Captain Nemo
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Bravo Mr. Kunstler!

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 15:08 | 4559992 Downtoolong
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she arranged for another woman to vomit on her while seated at the keyboard to show, well..

It was another premptive strike, before the fans decided to throw beer bottles and rotten vegetables at her shitty music themselves.  

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 15:11 | 4560008 GIABO
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Oh. You mean Lady Gaga the NWO mind control agent.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 18:17 | 4560847 tony wilson
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a rancid jew hag

a satanist 2

a real fucking ugly piece of work.

a spent entity wanna b neva b.

the one that would turn around the polaroid company : )

how did that end

bad cd sales and made up face book friends

the end




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