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President Obama Explains To Russian Stocks Why They Should Be Down - Live Feed
With global equity markets exuberant (from US to Europe to Russia) at the prospect of US sanctions against Russia, we look forward to hearing from Comrade President Obama on why this is a punishment and why it's a bad thing for Russia (and where the next red line is)...
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WORST. PREZ. EVA.
How the hell did he start on time?
The Russian know that Obama is an idiot. They know the average Russian 5th grader would kick his ass in a chess match. They are purely entertained by this embicile. Problem is the average American is 2 times as stupid as our President. We are fucked as a nation.
I just felt this thrill go up my leg and into my pubic area.
vd...only till the next one...
#ComradeObama
Thats IMBECILE you imbecile....
Typo maybe?
DavidC
That masterpiece line from Vlad about playing chess with Obama is like playing with a pigeon, just never gets old!!
I'm already looking forward to watching the MSM try to keep Obama a rock star politician after he's gone and Vlad will be ELECTED for another 6 years after this Crimea maneuver!!!
There's gonna be some billion dollar front foundation with his fucking name on it, ahhhhhhh fuck, it's just never gonna end is it?
Especially when it is snowing in DC and he would not have had to make a t-time.
next he'll be EARLY to make up for being late to the (Ukrainian) party (on the ground)...
Wanted to get back to his brackets?
I think you should have a referendum on willingly joining Russia. :)
He be da best, eva: He's just doing his libertarian best to bring on the Big Reset ASAP.
It's the Muppet Show.
which makes most ZH'ers the two grumpy guys in the box seats.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statler_and_Waldorf
Obama has actually got most of the country against him vs. Putin. ......perhaps this was the plan all along and he really is a genius
Obama's approval ratings have fallen below 40%. I'm surprised there are actually that many who approve.
Putin's approval ratings in the US are probably higher than 40%.
Obama's approval ratings have fallen below 40%.
monsanto gm corn syrup
Water fluoridation
Chemtrails - Barium, Aluminum,
Titanium
prozac
soup
one helluva a drug mix nowonder the zombies still think he is cool.
The former United States of Amerika watches Honey Boo Boo. Nuff said.
Apparently the diehard Obamabots and Neocons constitute ~40% of the US poll taking population.
Obama is going to start a war with Russia to prove to the Euros how smart he is, brilliant!
Yes! Another live feed by comrade Zero! I'll try not to faint this time.
You aren't preggo are you?
...let's be clear..
... I don't take questions..
And "these are my orders and I intend on carrying them out."
Broad framework, consensus, and other words I say all the time while reading from a teleprompter.
Sanctions! Red lines! Tell Putin you'll unfriend him on Facebook! You show 'em Obama!
Look out! He's got his serious teleprompter face on! And he's sending Biden to Europe! Send in the clowns! Guess we don't have to wait until Friday for the humor posts now.
Stuporbowl 2014, 4th Q, 95 to 7. Time to send Joe Biden in.
"..Pulling the troops in Crimea back to their bases"
The one in Crimea?
I love that line too!
Do you get the feeling, it's the WH 4th stringers in the game at this point???
Someone tell them, Crimea is now part of Russia, before they start writing!
Larry Summers and the Boyz "saved the system" and then looted everything they could in the first term and now its time to go back out there and find the next sucker to elect, so they can repeat!
Christ, Obama probably can't find an under 25 handycap to play with among that greenhorn crew of staffers!!
The O-man better watch it. Joe thinks the television show House of Cards is about him.
One quick look at what those stocks are priced in tells you everything you need to know...
hedge accordingly...
RMB? Hope the Chinese are buying. Thus saying "Fut You!"
At least he isn't pushing Obamacare in this telecast, but it's still early.
Interesting. This live feed arrives before my cable TV feed of the speech. An axample of frontrunning and unfair trading opportunity? You decide.
so let me see if i got this shit straight...
russia tells the US and its puppet negro in "they" white house to shut the fuck up and fuck off...
this is SUPPOSED to b bad for the Fraud Markets and OF COURSE GOOD FOR THE ONLY 2 FORMS OF REAL MONEY...
but in fact, the Fraud Markets shoot to the moon, and lo and behold....
Gold and Silver phony paper prices r AGAIN ATTACKED RIGHT B 4 THE OPEN IN LONDON AND AT THE OPEN IN NEW YORK?????
did i nail it????????????
FUCK YOU O'BANKER BITCH - AND......
DEATH TO THE MONEYCHANGERS......
Sounds about par for the outward 9.
Paper gold creates the illusion that there is more gold then there actually is. It also creates the illusion that fiat money has +45 times the purchasing power it actually has.. At least that's what goldseek claims in this article: http://conquerchange.com/paper-gold-a-fraud-masquerading-as-an-illusion-...
There is also a hypothetical article about the bankrupting and nationalisation of miners.
The more I read, the darker my worldview becomes, intellect and curiousity are a heavy load to carry these days..
"The more I read, the darker my worldview becomes, intellect and curiousity are a heavy load to carry these days.."
exactly...once uve taken the red pill u r free but its still like a splinter in ur brain cause "knowing" amongst a mostly braind dead populace can drive u mad if ur not careful.....
I'd rather have a toothache than watch that fool.
Try turning off the sound. Best puppet show EVAR.
I have a toothache. It dulls the pain.
And if the Russians pull a few thousand T80s and T90s out of their warehouses and invade Poland, we will confiscate all babushka dolls in the US.
Anybody touches my babushka dolls and it's dasvidanya baby.
Ah ha ha Molon Labe Bitchez!
I missed it. Did he mention costs?
all we need now is a reagan to come in and triple the national debt again to save us from the evil russians.....
and then we can have a volcker come in and raise interest rates to 21% to save us from this economic malaise......
Well it worked once dumb ass. That is once more tha socialism ever did.
stupid fuck, you think our great nation can afford to triple its debt to win another cold war? does your subpar math abilities allow you to calculate the u.s. interest on debt if it went to 21%.
my point, shit for brains, is that this country is done. toast. that it cannot be saved as it was saved once before, because the tactics used then are impossible to utlilize now.
Aw, c'mon, Kito. Everyone knows deficits don't matter. One more time for old time's sake, I say.
I was with you Kito! 10 fucking down arrows
Pavlov's Conditioned fools, they hear Reagan's name and they get euphoric and pee themselves, without thinking:)
astonishing isnt it?! die hard reaganites are waiting for their hero to ride in on a white horse and save america again with his "conservative" policies. too bad those "conservative" policies involved spending massive amounts of money that were borrowed. but hey, he was the Savior!!!!! no critical thinking allowed!!!
Lol
Kind of makes you think, all this libertarian love we feel right now, ISNT about people being mad about they live in a bankrupt, corrupt, financial farce, but about being mad WHOS writing the checks!!
Hmmmmmmmm, let hopey not!
What's astonishing is that of all people you can blame for the downfall of the US, you blame conservatives. Not the progressives who gave us the Fed, keynesian economics, the MIC and welfare state or the liberals who degenerated the culture and family or the neofascists NWO puppets like Bush, Clinton and Obama. It's Reagans fault. Some things never change, I won't be surprised if start blaming the jews next.
harbanger where did i blame conservatives? i blamed "conservatives". big difference.
At first I thought the down arrows were because people couldn't detect the sarcasm. I had no idea that they were downing you because they thought another Reagon could "save the day". It just goes to show you that people believe the rhetoric and never look at the actual policies.
im shocked by the sheer stupidity doc......
how everything with you? any hunting?
Your premise seems to be that socialism is unproductive. If so, then why did we even need to spend all that money to "defeat" socialism? If it is so unproductive, would it not have dismantled itself?
After 100yrs of Fed intervention and central planning. Socialism is dismantling itself, or rather transforming itself into it's natural state of fascism.
Rights, dignity, prosperity for Ukrainians? You can't even provide that for Americans you fool.
Uh, he's actually trying to take those things away. Right, dignity and prosperity for all, except USA.
"Former USA"
FIFY
USSA, Untied States of Amerika work as well. Feel free to come up with your own. In any case, we need to be precise and stop referring to this Banana Republic as the USA. There is no more USA. Period,
Wow, that was moving. Need to get to the bathroom now.
Don't forget your EU and American flag TP
now that is a Million Dollar business idea
Oh GAWD, no more please!
lol...pretty cool huh?
Meanwhile the thieves are running out the backdoor with the silverware.
only we can interfere in Ukraine!
Only we can invade and bomb countries at will on trumped up charges!!
http://consortiumnews.com/2014/03/16/corporate-interests-behind-ukraine-...
Jesus, read the NYT or CNN and the comments though - the masses are, like 2/3, on board with Obama's blatant distortion of reality. The coverage entirely leacves out, entirely fuckin' memory holes the fact the US aided and abetted the violent overthrow of Ukraine's duly elected government.
And that it has done so before.
The Times, and MSM are the last bastion of the Obamabots. He could flip them the bird and call them a bunch of stupid fucking non-thinking robot turds on live teevee, and they would think... "that president Obama, he's such a joker. I just love his smile". Fucking tools...all of them.
Johnny Cocknballs, why do you persist in your anxiety? Commenters are paid on those sites, if not automated. It's a movie shoot, and the crowd in the stands is 80% cardboard.
MSM:
Loosing is winning.
Obomski singlehandedly defeats the Bear.
Good news is great news.
Bad news is good news.
If you own the media you can fool everyone all the time.
He had that look of just having wiped bukkake off his face.
nice of him to take some time off from filling out his college b-ball bracket... that takes alot of work, and only a few days to accomplish
Damned glitchy Russian market...someone get Sebelius in here!
Doesn't it seem like the EU's support for the Kiev regime has waned significantly over the past few days?
They don't want the EU serfs getting any ideas about voting for their system of government.
The shelf-life of usefull idtios is short
Putin and his gang watch Comrade Obama speak while eating bananas, scratching their undersrms, making monkey sounds and laughing. Putin says: "ARE YOU TALKING TO ME"!
Putin after 30 seconds: I've seen enough.
I think it is fucking hilarious that Obama and his people tried to create yet another uprising...Putin said FUCK YOU and just took over. Fuck you Obama you bisexual salad tossing douche!!!
The douchebag in chief stated that the US supports the Ukrainian people and their right to determine their future path, unless they choose a path we have not approved in advance.......... like they just did in Crimea by an overwhelming majority of citizens. How can these swine stand up and spew such obvious and rediculous tripe and expect anyone to listen, much less believe, anything the scum utters? We are at peak idiocy it appears. How much farther off can the end be?
This guy Obummer is dumber than even he can conceive. Suicide is a real option for this clown.
Red Line on Wheels
Alls I'm sayin' is... If taht degenerate douche NOZZLE sanctions Natalia Poklonskaya then that's it... I'm a goin to DC and kick his ass myself. ;-P
Thank GAWD!
I missed it.
I missed it. Did he start on time? I bet he had those Russian dolls in the background as props?
I propose a cavity check for Obama on his next trip to Russia!
He's getting it already. No gold up there!
The US believes that the Crimean people should have a right to self determination, but they must first fight a civil war in order to secede.
I believe that the Declaration of Independence of the US provides for this (and this must be applied to all sovereign nations):
Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government by fighting a bloody civil (not by a overwhelming vote of the people).
I think I got that right.
Obama is such a pathetic embarrassement. Well, maybe this is cathartic for the US, burn through the real losers and eventually the population will wish to feel like winners again. One can only hope.
lel Obama got trolled hard.
complete dickhead. But then the powers behind the curtain want that.
Zogby approval rating poll:
Obama @ 28%
Putin @ 91%
Putin could win the US Presidency in a landslide victory.
This administration is a lame duck administration interested in its legacy that currently has a lot of egg on it's face. I certainly hope they don't do something rash here to save face.
That's not egg.
Jay Carney Presser - Yadayadaya. Notice the expected effect of sanctions he mentioned was currency manipulation of the Ruble? Obama's Central Bank WMD.
On the issue of self-determination, countries are people too.
On the reverse ace McCain's contention that the sanctions were timid... stalking horse in the house.