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Russian Sanctioned By White House Responds On Twitter To "Comrade Obama"

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Moments ago we listed the Russian Putin "advisors" impacted by the latest Obama executive order freezing those assets over which the US has access. Among them was deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin and Russia's ambassador to NATO. As a reminder, in 2011 Russian President Dmitry Medvedev appointed Dmitry Rogozin as a Special Representative on anti-missile defence and negotiations with NATO countries on this issue. On 23 December 2011 Dmitry Rogozin was appointed deputy premier of Russian Government in charge of defense and space industry. As responsible for the defense industry he leads the creation of the Russian Foundation for Advanced Research Projects in the Defense Industry (Russian DARPA). Moments ago Rogozin replied to Obama's "freezing" of his, among other, assets.


Which, as reported on Friday, probably is the case for many Russians oligarchs, who were expecting this move by Obama long ago. Worst case, a whole lot of New York City duplex penthouses are about to hit the market.

And then this follow up tweet:

We expect Obama to respond on twitter momentarily. We also look forward if Obama will provide the Russian with a loophole allowing them to allocate frozen assets toward Obamacare...


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Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:14 | 4558264 Johnny Cocknballs
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Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:16 | 4558275 Pladizow
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When an idiot runs an empire in decline!

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:18 | 4558285 Johnny Cocknballs
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Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:19 | 4558299 LawsofPhysics
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caught in a landside no escape from reality....

(and the average 20-something says "reality? is there an app for that?)

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:22 | 4558317 Pladizow
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should refer to him as Comrad Barry!

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:26 | 4558338 Vampyroteuthis ...
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Debating Obama is like playing chess with a pigeon, the pigeon knocks over the pieces, sh*ts all over the board, then struts around like he won.

-Vladmir Putin

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:31 | 4558377 The Juggernaut
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Don't they know they shouldn't disturb Obama on the back 9?!

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:43 | 4558445 GetZeeGold
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Obama's gonna put out his mom jeans and bring out the skeetgun!

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:44 | 4558454 Occident Mortal
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"I think some joker wrote Obama's executive order."


He got that bit right. The name of the joker is Barrack Obama.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:45 | 4558457 Chuck Norris
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Obama response:

"We have a drone for that"

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:54 | 4558517 J S Bach
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Hubris... thy name is Obama.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 11:05 | 4558575 Manthong
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"The name of the joker is Barrack Obama."

Although he is a joker, some other clown on staff came up with this inneffective, moronic move.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 11:20 | 4558654 creativity19
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I would absolutely love to see Putin and Obama in a cage match!



Mon, 03/17/2014 - 11:36 | 4558756 smlbizman
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pppotus.........putins pillow princess of the usa...

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 11:41 | 4558792 Abi Normal
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Now that was funny, I don't care, while Rome burns, Nero fiddles. Obumbles is no match for a KGB operative such as Putin.  Kills me that we have Bathhouse Barry and they have Vlad the Lad...

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 12:02 | 4558916 Never One Roach
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Dear Dimitri Slobobovich,


"If you want to keep your NYC condos, you cannot keep your NYC condos."



Mon, 03/17/2014 - 12:17 | 4558991 Keyser
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If this situation were not so sad, it might be funny. On the other hand, I bet there are a few million Russians laughing their asses off at the ridiculous position the Obama administration has taken. 


Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:22 | 4559371 A Nanny Moose
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Wookie would stand a better chance.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 11:18 | 4558639 Urban Redneck
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Joker is too polite a term.  If he is an Ambassador to NATO then he has probably has diplomatic credentials.  Moreover, unless one is of the belief that six million dead Hebes and six million dead Polacks actually was a good start, it's a bit intellectually inconsistent to be throwing up impediments to Russia-NATO dialogue...

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 11:41 | 4558724 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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And there is the community organizer's jihad waging intentions. This is all feigned incompetence. The barbarians will be ringing the doorbell shortly afterwards in Western Europe. First Neo-Nazis in places like Greece and then the large muslim communities throughout Europe. All these groups are fairly strongly connected through underground groups. The Svoboda has strong Islamic connections through Kosovo and Chechnya.

You couldn't have picked a better cast of amoral sociopaths than Svoboda holocaust loving Neo Nazi's holding hands with joooo oligarch's, jooo ex central bankers as acting PM's and jooo state department  officials stiring up trouble out in the wide open to invoke the jewish equivalent of the NYPD blue wall of silence to undermine all jews in a bad light on a mass scale.



Mon, 03/17/2014 - 12:35 | 4559062 Johnny Cocknballs
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I don't get it...  despite who Obama surrounded himself with and was supported by early on in Chicago, the heavy Jewish involvement in his administration and the Ukrainian coup is just a smokescreen designed to get everyone to blame Jews for things...  ehm...  Jews are doing.... so that Barry can bring about the Caliphate?


I don't see much evidence of surreptitious jihad.  I see neocons, zionists, militarists, bankers, and corporate interests preparing to rape yet another unsupecting country....that the heavy Jewish involvement is just some clever ruse to blame them while advancing jihad....   meh, I think you can just follow the money and ask 'cui bono?'.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 12:52 | 4559179 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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I guess you missed the part about the Muslim Brotherhood and Al Qaeda for starters. There is difference between jews and jooos. Moral but weak jews do what ashamed people do to cover up sin they keep silent about it to keep the whole institution from being painted in a bad light. That is what power does period if it actually gives a shit about image. Jooos, faux christians, faux muslims etc don't care it is just a means to an end to be used and abused as needed. There is a major difference but people like you like to paint everyone as one big happy homogenous family and that is never the case. These people are amoral the jews that keep silent about them and keep covering up their messes are immoral there is a major difference........

Humans are still humans at the end of the day. People like you don't seem to be able to understand that and can only see the particular labels and hang all your hate there when it is a more basic problem.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:07 | 4559642 Tsukato
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No. Humans are not all the same at the end of the day, mr. Jew apologist. Many people are getting super fucking sick of your kind. If I were you, I'd shut the fuck up, and hope nobody knows your IP.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:58 | 4559585 silvermail
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Putin must immediately declare that he is freezing all bank accounts of Obama and McCain in Russia. It would also be very funny.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:01 | 4559598 BlindMonkey
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I am not sure the teleprompter has a name.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:44 | 4558452 Freddie
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Comrade Obama:

Go **ck yourself.


Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:57 | 4558535 fonestar
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Boris is translate?

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 11:53 | 4558860 elwind45
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Rotation is great

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:11 | 4559304 Pool Shark
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Dear President Obummer:




Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:27 | 4559399 Nostradalus
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i hear obammy likes nine in the backside...

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:34 | 4558398 Independent
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'Here We Go Again' Obama administration on the road to some kind of humiliation


Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:35 | 4558405 MillionDollarBonus_
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This a perfect oportunity to crack down on offshore accounts and start scrutinizing foreign transfers. As far as I'm concerned, money that enters America should stay in America. Case closed.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:38 | 4558420 Tsunami Wave
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Someone should crack down and close your account. Case closed.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:38 | 4558425 medium giraffe
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How incredibly naive.  Nearly all of the largest corps in the US hold their funds offshore.  Never. Going. To. Happen.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 11:42 | 4558800 NotApplicable
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Why, yes, you are incredibly naive. Responding to our most active troll du jour is no way to go through life.

You might wanna work on dislodging that hook now.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 12:29 | 4559043 medium giraffe
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I hope you can find it your heart to forgive me for such a grievous error and I sincerely apologise for any distress I may have caused you.


Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:41 | 4558431 agent default
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Good idea lets build a wall around America.  Nothing enters nothing leaves.  Not just capital though.  EVERYTHING.  Good riddance.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 11:12 | 4558608 TerminalDebt
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That's what the TSA is for, except they are useless idiots.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:48 | 4558476 nmewn
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Yeah...and we could always use border guards to grab people up by their ankles, turn em upside & shake all the money out of their pockets too.

Thats a swell idea Himmler.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:53 | 4558513 Things that go bump
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Figuratively, I thought we already do that. 

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 11:04 | 4558569 nmewn
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Its a real problem...this envy thing, they use it for leverage on all of us.

We sit around and bicker amongst ourselves about who has what and "the state" should come in and seize this or confiscate that and then raise hell when it does it to us.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 11:17 | 4558640 Things that go bump
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I have never approved of seizure of personal property by the government for any reason. it is nothing but theft and has gotten to the point where in some states it is ill-advised to carry cash for any reason when you are traveling, because if you get stopped by cops for any reason you are liable to be shaken down and deprived of it with no recourse. 

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 11:42 | 4558802 nmewn
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Zactly right.

Then its incumbent on you to fight on their terms to get your own property or cash back and bear all costs in doing so. Its the exact opposite of how it should work, you steal my stuff, I'm damaged...meaning you return my stuff PLUS I'm awarded damages for you taking my stuff unjustifiably in the first place.

Just like the IRS, they should be refunding your money WITH interest & penalty for holding onto to it for over a year.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 11:10 | 4558598 Chuck Walla
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Figuratively, I thought we already do that. 

Truly. What does the IRS do all day?


Mon, 03/17/2014 - 12:01 | 4558908 Oh regional Indian
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+2 Buck Chuck...

Comrade Twatwaddle...priceless....

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 11:10 | 4558600 Element
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Yeah, but doesn't it just make you want to get out there and tweet like all buggery?

It's so kewl!

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 11:19 | 4558651 nmewn
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Like, totally, fer

I was planning on working on a door myself but its raining like I might as well watch the comedy show that passes for free markets & global politiks ;-)

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 11:25 | 4558688 Element
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like, omg nmewn! ... when will it stop? ... if barry was a dog they would have put him down out of compassion by now.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 11:34 | 4558741 nmewn
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lol...I've been of the opinion they really are trying to drive us nuts for a long time.

None of it makes sense, hasn't for a while.

Russia moves into Crimea. Solution, freeze individuals assets, not the countrys, the individuals.

Four to six million people who would like health insurance. Solution, fuck everyones health insurance up.

People need jobs. Solution, borrow a gazzilion dollars and give it to your cronies.

Madman kills people. Solution, make people more defenseless.

Its like some weird, Orwellian nightmare, so I laugh at it, thinking we'll all wake up at some point.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 11:54 | 4558869 chemystical
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and oh so many more:

Worried about Mexican drug violence?  Sell the cartels thousands of weapons.

Worried about not having enough jobs for the citizens?  Import millions of illegales and hand them fraudulent tax refunds, EBT cards, free health care, and in insanity of all insanities...give one a license to practice law.

Worried about failing performance by US students?  Squeeze more parents and force their children into public schools that fail at every juncture.  More money is always the solution, and the reply to the track record of failure is that we haven't given enough money yet.

Worried about the use of illegal drugs?  Send the SA cartels AK-47's in exchange for cocaine, then re-sell the coke to Americans.  Send the military to AFG to guard the fields of opium poppies.

It's almost as if completely fucked up is their intent.


Mon, 03/17/2014 - 12:46 | 4559151 HisNameIsRP
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Dont forget, after reselling the coke to Americans, lock their asses up in "for profit" prisons for snorting the shit.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:54 | 4558514 Johnny Cocknballs
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particularly the proceeds from the sale of Afghan opium, eh?

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:59 | 4558544 Mesquite
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Tell that to Apple..

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:44 | 4559494 lakecity55
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Sorry, their batteries are drained.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 11:12 | 4558612 HarryWanqer
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Yes, this is an excellent opportunity to begin capitol controls.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 11:42 | 4558801 chemystical
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"As far as I'm concerned, money that enters America should stay in America. Case closed."

Well that's one solution to the massive trade deficit.  (Since Nixon went to China, the NPV of cumulative deficits is nearly $17,000,000,000.  Almost matches the national debt).  If foreigners have no USD, then they can't buy US goods/services. eh?  Oh, wait, that won't solve it at all. 

Maybe Yellen can tell Lew to print some "export only" joobux?  Maybe foreigners would agree to pay the interest on THAT debt. 

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 12:16 | 4558986 NotApplicable
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Ya know, I keep bitching about the stupid statists around here, but given how many MDB catches with a single post...


Mon, 03/17/2014 - 12:22 | 4559017 SilverDOG
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Another perfect example of complete lack of intelligence.

If ALL the currency entering the US was forced to remain.. dear God.

We would be crushed by INFALTION, a magnitude beyond comprehension.

Have no fear. 

US printing will come home, and will demolish EVERYTHING.


Minus tangible assets.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 12:55 | 4559218 slightlyskeptical
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And all the money that leaves America should stay gone as well?

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:43 | 4559490 lakecity55
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MDB! Thank God you got rid of that "Satoshi" alias!

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 17:23 | 4560636 Final Authority
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Why? They have already proven they can hit "Print" and make all the "money" anyone will ever need. Assholes can buy the world with paper. Proof certian that all this nonsense about taxes and "off shore" accounts is not about anything but Control.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:56 | 4558532 Honey Badger
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Debating Obama is like competing in the Special Olympics.  Even if you win, you are still a retard.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 12:17 | 4558993 bpj
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Best Onion headline to date "T-Ball stand pitches perfect game in Special Olympics"

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 12:54 | 4559213 HisNameIsRP
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Hey, intellectually disabled, see Samantha B

my use of the words “mentally retarded” (when Samantha Bee asked me who might be willing to work for $2 per hour – a figure she suggested) has come to define the entire interview. Although I had no intention of offending anyone, I just couldn’t remember the politically correct term currently in use (it is “intellectually disabled”).   Peter Schiff

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 11:07 | 4558581 BanksterSlayer
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"We will bury you" with debt and and a few particles of leftover gold dust.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 12:12 | 4558961 cornflakesdisease
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That is the funniest thing I've read in weeks.  Thank you for making my day.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 11:39 | 4558782 Bahamas
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Comrad Soetero

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:41 | 4559480 lakecity55
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comrade tweet

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 11:23 | 4558670 Kirk2NCC1701
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Easy come, easy go.
Will you let me go?
No, we will not let him go.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:22 | 4558314 Antarctico
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Real life has become fantasy, or nightmare, you pick...

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:41 | 4558435 GumbyMe
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Queen's Bohemian Rhaphsody

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:25 | 4558334 chapaev's ghost
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Ya ne zhniyo... but for damn sure there's a queen in the White House!

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:35 | 4558402 Wen_Dat
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Chap, you get a heart transplant?

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:27 | 4558347 asteroids
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I wonder which comedy show will latch on to this tweet. It would take a bit of guts to do so.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:31 | 4558384 disabledvet
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Kinda speaks for itself actually.

"Now everyone rally around the Team here!" I mean these are the folks who "did Crimea"?

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:39 | 4558426 Tom_333
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This is insane. Hilariously funny it it wasn´t for the fact this is a conflict between superpowers.A sort of conflict. What happens when the situation turns really ugly. The US will throw more paper-work at seven additional oligarchs. .? File an injunction. Withdraw visiting rights.Have their cars towed to the impound. What. What? Those Russkies  don´t care. They really don´t care.All this reminds me of one of those Austin Powers movies.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 11:04 | 4558571 eclectic syncretist
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You obviously don't know about the double secret sanctions.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 11:26 | 4558694 Who was that ma...
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There's a difference???

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 12:27 | 4559048 scrappy
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Will History look back at this as "The Twitter Twerk Incident?"

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:31 | 4558372 Martial
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I can see it now..."WW3 Starts After Alarming Tweet"....soon.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:14 | 4558265 firstdivision
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Moments ago Rogozin replied to Putin's freezing of his, among other, assets

So Putin froze his accounts?  I'm so confused right now.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:19 | 4558293 Theta_Burn
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Everyone is

And that is the genius of obama's strategy

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:19 | 4558294 A Lunatic
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Who can tell them apart anymore.........??

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:35 | 4558406 rockraider3
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Barry tried, but failed like everything else.  So Putin had to step in and freeze the assets for him. 

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:40 | 4558434 TN Jed
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I tried to upvote you but Putin froze that too.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:44 | 4558455 Chupacabra-322
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In his March 6 Executive Order, “Blocking Property of Certain Persons Contributing to the Situation in Ukraine,” Obama declares that support for Crimean self-determination constitutes “an unusual and extraordinary threat to the national security and foreign policy of the United States, and I hereby declare a national emergency to deal with that threat.”

Obama and the lawyers who drafted his executive order did not notice that the way the order is drafted it applies to Obama, to the unelected coup government in Kiev, and to the Washington and EU regimes. The order says that any person “responsible for or complicit in, or to have engaged in, directly or indirectly . . . actions or policies that undermine democratic processes or institutions in Ukraine” is subject to having his assets frozen.
Washington and the EU are the only two governments whose personnel have undermined democratic processes and institutions in Ukraine by overthrowing the elected government and imposing an unelected one.
Obama worshippers–yes there are still people that stupid–object when I call Obama the White House Fool. Yet, here is Obama or his lawyers proving that he is a fool by issuing an executive order that requires the property of Obama, Victoria Nuland, Samantha Powers, Susan Rice, the UK prime minister, the German chancellor, the French president, the EU Commission and any number of associated persons to be frozen by the US government.

Of course, Obama’s executive order will not be applied to those to whom it is applicable. It will be applied to those to whom it is not applicable–authorities who permitted the Crimean population to exercise democratic processes in order to determine their own fate.
Washington has stood democracy on its head. Overthrowing Ukraine’s democratic government and installing a puppet regime does not undermine democratic processes or institutions in Ukraine, but anything that allows self-determination to go forward in Crimea does undermine democratic processes.

Clearly, the West can no longer be associated with democracy.

-Dr. Paul Craig Roberts

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:15 | 4558270 Theta_Burn
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Can this guy even pour a cup of coffee without it being a complete disaster?

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:15 | 4558271 NoDebt
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COMRADE Obama.  Yeah, that sounds about right.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:40 | 4558432 krispkritter
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Well he's got a Czar for everything...

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:16 | 4558272 Rusty Shorts
Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:41 | 4558436 Independent
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not bad

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:16 | 4558273 nmewn
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Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:17 | 4558277 Cognitive Dissonance
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May the farce be with you.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:34 | 4558401 disabledvet
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This is no farce...unfortunately.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 11:11 | 4558605 Hulk
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Whoda thunk that Monty Python was actually an educational primer on future foreign relations...

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:17 | 4558279 Super Broccoli
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Oh come on, quit the foreplay, nobody enjoys it anyway, start the nuclear fuck already 

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:21 | 4558281 kashey
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please anybody remind me please against whom these sanctions are? dollar is falling, Russian stocks growing 2-3%

p.s. sorry, just checked, rts is growing for 4,6%

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:31 | 4558374 kashey
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And now 5,05%
I think Obama should be awarded with Order of Lenin and Title if hero of Socialist labor for forcing Russian, oh, sorry, Jewish oligarkhs of Russia to bring their stolen money home, where they belong...

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:37 | 4559454 lakecity55
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It would fit with the Order of Alinsky and Order of Ayers medals he has!

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:17 | 4558284 ...out of space
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 We also look forward if Obama will provide the Russian with a loophole allowing them to allocate frozen assets toward Obamacare...

ok that will be big dick move

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:18 | 4558286 A Lunatic
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So WWIII is to be fought on Twitter.......??

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:23 | 4558322 Smuckers
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Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:29 | 4558364 Global Hunter
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The Russians are bossing the Americans on the twitter battlefield too.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:30 | 4558369 Independent
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Can you?  I thought there was a 500 missile, I mean character limit for ICBM tweets

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:48 | 4558472 Mad Mohel
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Maybe not the whole war but by this entry, the opening bitch slap! That guy just shit all over O.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 11:57 | 4558888 A Lunatic
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History will remember it as the bitch-slap heard around the world........

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:18 | 4558288 BlueStreet
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Doesn't look like Snowden will be on a flight home anytime soon.  

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:32 | 4558385 BigJim
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Time for an embarrassing Snowden revelation concerning Obama's love life, as recorded by the NSA in HiDef after they remotely switched on his laptop camera.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:18 | 4558289 larryj
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Obama doesn't have time for this!  He has a tee time in an hour.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:22 | 4558316 nmewn
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Yeah, he's working on his basketball brackets too, this was done by president Valerie.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:18 | 4558290 remain calm
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Russia is playing with Obama. Its like the cat playing with a ball of yarn. Purely amusing to watch.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:25 | 4558333 TheReplacement
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Is pathetic and sad.  People's lives are on the line.  At least you can eat the cat to sustain yourself, if necessary.  I dare you to try that in this scenario.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:53 | 4558512 GetZeeGold
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Kinda wish we hadn't elected a community this juncture.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:43 | 4558450 agent default
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Russia is playing with the US, because the US no longer has the economic capability of maintaining it's sphere of influence.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:18 | 4558292 Robot Traders Mom
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The US government is being exposed to the world, once again, for the clusterfuck that it is...


USA, USA, USA! The greatest country in the world! Freedom isn't free! Support the troops! 

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 11:16 | 4558634 Freddie
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The USA is also evil. NWO stooges like Obama and McCain.  They will do anything for their NWO-CFR overlords.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:19 | 4558296 swmnguy
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Why not conduct foreign policy via Twitter?  The placeholders in Ukraine seem to govern via Facebook.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:20 | 4558304 Spastica Rex
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Fix your character encoding.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:55 | 4558526 Johnny Cocknballs
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Biden? He's being sent to Latvia or Narnia or some shit.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 11:14 | 4558624 Spastica Rex
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"??-?????, ?????-?? ?????? ????? ?????? ????? ?????????? ???"

You said it.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:20 | 4558305 FieldingMellish
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It's ok if you open a MyRa though...

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:36 | 4558412 krispkritter
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That would be a 'Com-myRa'...

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:20 | 4558307 forwardho
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Its almost sad.

Like the proverbial 98lb weakling getting sand kicked in his face at the beach.

Time to order the Charles AtlasTM book on how to be a world leader.


Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:32 | 4559416 lakecity55
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That would make a great comic strip for William.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:20 | 4558308 soopy
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In Soviet Russia... ahh, forget it!

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:21 | 4558309 Global Hunter
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Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:22 | 4558318 arby63
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What an embarrassment. Are we actually running our foreign policy through Twitter and Facebook now? This will not end well--and the end seems to be coming into sight clearer and clearer each day.

Can't we just start impeachment proceedings now?

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:37 | 4558418 krispkritter
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Can't wait until Obammy gets serious and de-friends Putin on Facebook.  Oh the horror!

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:04 | 4559270 HisNameIsRP
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Backup the truck and start buying TWTR and  FB hand over fist!!

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:23 | 4558321 medium giraffe
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Heads of state arguing on twitter? Please just fucking nuke us already...

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:44 | 4559498 Frostfan1
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It will only get better in a couple of years when we all are wearing Google Glasses watching the twitter real time.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:24 | 4558326 PlusTic
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Get your hands off my stack motherfucker!  That's the translation.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:24 | 4558328 tarsubil
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Obama has gone full retard while jumping a shark while water skiing.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:26 | 4558345 IridiumRebel
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He's a mouthpiece and nothing more.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:28 | 4558331 The_Ungrateful_Yid
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Light up and watch the yellow cake do its magic.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:24 | 4558332 Who Laughed
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Russia couldn't have played this any better if they had a time machine


Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:55 | 4558341 TomGa
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More succinct translation: "Fuck off, Barry You lost - again."

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:27 | 4558349 apberusdisvet
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Dear Vlad:


I promise I  will swallow next time we meet. BTW, thanks f0r the ermine lined knee pads.


yours forever,




Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:28 | 4558350 agent default
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Tyler, go whack your admins with something blunt and heavy over the head and tell them to fix Unicode character encoding.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:27 | 4558351 NOZZLE
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Its called reality, this is the consequence of affirmative action. For the first time in his worthless life the affirmative action clown has to actually do something and there is no one who can make it look like he has done something, no one to hand him the editorship or the Haaavad Law Review, no one to push his political opponents out of the way, no one to hand him or his porkchop faced wife a do nothing $330K a year job, no one to buy part of his house for him, no one to get him into school that he was not qualified for.


Go Putin!   

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:33 | 4558391 nmewn
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Thats about the size of it.

Da chikensza, are a comin hooooom, ta rooooosta!

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:41 | 4558439 Zwelgje
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Appointing him was a big mistake. Holy shit.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 12:33 | 4559078 Johnny Cocknballs
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the puppet of Chicago Gangster Jews, swept into office with all the money and press you could want, in order to complete George Bush's 3rd and 4th terms.

Hillary will take the next few...

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 12:41 | 4559121 Kirk2NCC1701
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"W" was the Puppet of his old man -- who also gets a copy of the PDB (Presidential Daily Briefing) as an Ex-POTUS, and who was the real brains and Puppet Master behind the whole Game.  Cheney was there to keep an eye on the rehabbed "W".

So it'd be George HW Bush's 4th and 5th Terms.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:27 | 4558352 savedeposit
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That is why 1 kilogram gold and silver bars come in handy

They are already in a frozen state in a secred place only known by the owner, but can be liquefied when needed.


Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:27 | 4558353 Took Red Pill
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I guess the red phone has been replaced with Twitter

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:28 | 4558357 nope-1004
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Again, Obama is 3 steps behind Putin.  Didn't Odummy think this through at all?  Wouldn't it make sense that if you are going to stir up the US, that you sell or move your liquid US assets?  Duhhhhh


Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:29 | 4558361 PlusTic
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Obama  pulled his jimmy out and the hooker just laughed.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:30 | 4558366 1stepcloser
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I can't read Russian. but I think it says Blow Me!

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:31 | 4558375 rockraider3
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You didn't freeze that, comrade.

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