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Russian Sanctioned By White House Responds On Twitter To "Comrade Obama"
Moments ago we listed the Russian Putin "advisors" impacted by the latest Obama executive order freezing those assets over which the US has access. Among them was deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin and Russia's ambassador to NATO. As a reminder, in 2011 Russian President Dmitry Medvedev appointed Dmitry Rogozin as a Special Representative on anti-missile defence and negotiations with NATO countries on this issue. On 23 December 2011 Dmitry Rogozin was appointed deputy premier of Russian Government in charge of defense and space industry. As responsible for the defense industry he leads the creation of the Russian Foundation for Advanced Research Projects in the Defense Industry (Russian DARPA). Moments ago Rogozin replied to Obama's "freezing" of his, among other, assets.
Comrade @BarackObama, what should do those who have neither accounts nor property abroad? Or U didn't think about it?)http://t.co/16KUTJPXOl
— Dmitry Rogozin (@DRogozin) March 17, 2014
Which, as reported on Friday, probably is the case for many Russians oligarchs, who were expecting this move by Obama long ago. Worst case, a whole lot of New York City duplex penthouses are about to hit the market.
And then this follow up tweet:
I think some prankster prepared the draft of this Act of the US President)
— Dmitry Rogozin (@DRogozin) March 17, 2014
We expect Obama to respond on twitter momentarily. We also look forward if Obama will provide the Russian with a loophole allowing them to allocate frozen assets toward Obamacare...
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When an idiot runs an empire in decline!
Is...is this real life, or is this fantasy?
caught in a landside no escape from reality....
(and the average 20-something says "reality? is there an app for that?)
should refer to him as Comrad Barry!
Debating Obama is like playing chess with a pigeon, the pigeon knocks over the pieces, sh*ts all over the board, then struts around like he won.
-Vladmir Putin
Don't they know they shouldn't disturb Obama on the back 9?!
Obama's gonna put out his mom jeans and bring out the skeetgun!
"I think some joker wrote Obama's executive order."
He got that bit right. The name of the joker is Barrack Obama.
Obama response:
"We have a drone for that"
Hubris... thy name is Obama.
"The name of the joker is Barrack Obama."
Although he is a joker, some other clown on staff came up with this inneffective, moronic move.
I would absolutely love to see Putin and Obama in a cage match!
-Frank
http://www.creativityreligion.com
pppotus.........putins pillow princess of the usa...
Now that was funny, I don't care, while Rome burns, Nero fiddles. Obumbles is no match for a KGB operative such as Putin. Kills me that we have Bathhouse Barry and they have Vlad the Lad...
Dear Dimitri Slobobovich,
"If you want to keep your NYC condos, you cannot keep your NYC condos."
Barry
If this situation were not so sad, it might be funny. On the other hand, I bet there are a few million Russians laughing their asses off at the ridiculous position the Obama administration has taken.
Wookie would stand a better chance.
Joker is too polite a term. If he is an Ambassador to NATO then he has probably has diplomatic credentials. Moreover, unless one is of the belief that six million dead Hebes and six million dead Polacks actually was a good start, it's a bit intellectually inconsistent to be throwing up impediments to Russia-NATO dialogue...
And there is the community organizer's jihad waging intentions. This is all feigned incompetence. The barbarians will be ringing the doorbell shortly afterwards in Western Europe. First Neo-Nazis in places like Greece and then the large muslim communities throughout Europe. All these groups are fairly strongly connected through underground groups. The Svoboda has strong Islamic connections through Kosovo and Chechnya.
You couldn't have picked a better cast of amoral sociopaths than Svoboda holocaust loving Neo Nazi's holding hands with joooo oligarch's, jooo ex central bankers as acting PM's and jooo state department officials stiring up trouble out in the wide open to invoke the jewish equivalent of the NYPD blue wall of silence to undermine all jews in a bad light on a mass scale.
I don't get it... despite who Obama surrounded himself with and was supported by early on in Chicago, the heavy Jewish involvement in his administration and the Ukrainian coup is just a smokescreen designed to get everyone to blame Jews for things... ehm... Jews are doing.... so that Barry can bring about the Caliphate?
What?
http://www.bollyn.com/who-is-barack-obama/
http://www.bollyn.com/the-zionist-criminal-network/
http://www.bollyn.com/chicago-thuggery-the-jewish-mob-obama/
I don't see much evidence of surreptitious jihad. I see neocons, zionists, militarists, bankers, and corporate interests preparing to rape yet another unsupecting country....that the heavy Jewish involvement is just some clever ruse to blame them while advancing jihad.... meh, I think you can just follow the money and ask 'cui bono?'.
http://consortiumnews.com/2014/03/16/corporate-interests-behind-ukraine-...
I guess you missed the part about the Muslim Brotherhood and Al Qaeda for starters. There is difference between jews and jooos. Moral but weak jews do what ashamed people do to cover up sin they keep silent about it to keep the whole institution from being painted in a bad light. That is what power does period if it actually gives a shit about image. Jooos, faux christians, faux muslims etc don't care it is just a means to an end to be used and abused as needed. There is a major difference but people like you like to paint everyone as one big happy homogenous family and that is never the case. These people are amoral the jews that keep silent about them and keep covering up their messes are immoral there is a major difference........
Humans are still humans at the end of the day. People like you don't seem to be able to understand that and can only see the particular labels and hang all your hate there when it is a more basic problem.
No. Humans are not all the same at the end of the day, mr. Jew apologist. Many people are getting super fucking sick of your kind. If I were you, I'd shut the fuck up, and hope nobody knows your IP.
Putin must immediately declare that he is freezing all bank accounts of Obama and McCain in Russia. It would also be very funny.
I am not sure the teleprompter has a name.
Comrade Obama:
Go **ck yourself.
Vlad
Boris is translate?
Rotation is great
Dear President Obummer:
FREEZE THIS!!!
i hear obammy likes nine in the backside...
'Here We Go Again' Obama administration on the road to some kind of humiliation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I5iugfTiIk
This a perfect oportunity to crack down on offshore accounts and start scrutinizing foreign transfers. As far as I'm concerned, money that enters America should stay in America. Case closed.
Someone should crack down and close your account. Case closed.
How incredibly naive. Nearly all of the largest corps in the US hold their funds offshore. Never. Going. To. Happen.
Why, yes, you are incredibly naive. Responding to our most active troll du jour is no way to go through life.
You might wanna work on dislodging that hook now.
I hope you can find it your heart to forgive me for such a grievous error and I sincerely apologise for any distress I may have caused you.
Good idea lets build a wall around America. Nothing enters nothing leaves. Not just capital though. EVERYTHING. Good riddance.
That's what the TSA is for, except they are useless idiots.
Yeah...and we could always use border guards to grab people up by their ankles, turn em upside & shake all the money out of their pockets too.
Thats a swell idea Himmler.
Figuratively, I thought we already do that.
Its a real problem...this envy thing, they use it for leverage on all of us.
We sit around and bicker amongst ourselves about who has what and "the state" should come in and seize this or confiscate that and then raise hell when it does it to us.
I have never approved of seizure of personal property by the government for any reason. it is nothing but theft and has gotten to the point where in some states it is ill-advised to carry cash for any reason when you are traveling, because if you get stopped by cops for any reason you are liable to be shaken down and deprived of it with no recourse.
Zactly right.
Then its incumbent on you to fight on their terms to get your own property or cash back and bear all costs in doing so. Its the exact opposite of how it should work, you steal my stuff, I'm damaged...meaning you return my stuff PLUS I'm awarded damages for you taking my stuff unjustifiably in the first place.
Just like the IRS, they should be refunding your money WITH interest & penalty for holding onto to it for over a year.
Truly. What does the IRS do all day?
FORWARD COMRADE TWATWADDLE!
+2 Buck Chuck...
Comrade Twatwaddle...priceless....
Yeah, but doesn't it just make you want to get out there and tweet like all buggery?
It's so kewl!
Like, totally, fer sher...lol.
I was planning on working on a door myself but its raining like hell...so I might as well watch the comedy show that passes for free markets & global politiks ;-)
like, omg nmewn! ... when will it stop? ... if barry was a dog they would have put him down out of compassion by now.
lol...I've been of the opinion they really are trying to drive us nuts for a long time.
None of it makes sense, hasn't for a while.
Russia moves into Crimea. Solution, freeze individuals assets, not the countrys, the individuals.
Four to six million people who would like health insurance. Solution, fuck everyones health insurance up.
People need jobs. Solution, borrow a gazzilion dollars and give it to your cronies.
Madman kills people. Solution, make people more defenseless.
Its like some weird, Orwellian nightmare, so I laugh at it, thinking we'll all wake up at some point.
and oh so many more:
Worried about Mexican drug violence? Sell the cartels thousands of weapons.
Worried about not having enough jobs for the citizens? Import millions of illegales and hand them fraudulent tax refunds, EBT cards, free health care, and in insanity of all insanities...give one a license to practice law.
Worried about failing performance by US students? Squeeze more parents and force their children into public schools that fail at every juncture. More money is always the solution, and the reply to the track record of failure is that we haven't given enough money yet.
Worried about the use of illegal drugs? Send the SA cartels AK-47's in exchange for cocaine, then re-sell the coke to Americans. Send the military to AFG to guard the fields of opium poppies.
It's almost as if completely fucked up is their intent.
Dont forget, after reselling the coke to Americans, lock their asses up in "for profit" prisons for snorting the shit.
particularly the proceeds from the sale of Afghan opium, eh?
Tell that to Apple..
Sorry, their batteries are drained.
Yes, this is an excellent opportunity to begin capitol controls.
"As far as I'm concerned, money that enters America should stay in America. Case closed."
Well that's one solution to the massive trade deficit. (Since Nixon went to China, the NPV of cumulative deficits is nearly $17,000,000,000. Almost matches the national debt). If foreigners have no USD, then they can't buy US goods/services. eh? Oh, wait, that won't solve it at all.
Maybe Yellen can tell Lew to print some "export only" joobux? Maybe foreigners would agree to pay the interest on THAT debt.
Ya know, I keep bitching about the stupid statists around here, but given how many MDB catches with a single post...
MillionDollarBonus_
Another perfect example of complete lack of intelligence.
If ALL the currency entering the US was forced to remain.. dear God.
We would be crushed by INFALTION, a magnitude beyond comprehension.
Have no fear.
US printing will come home, and will demolish EVERYTHING.
Minus tangible assets.
And all the money that leaves America should stay gone as well?
MDB! Thank God you got rid of that "Satoshi" alias!
Why? They have already proven they can hit "Print" and make all the "money" anyone will ever need. Assholes can buy the world with paper. Proof certian that all this nonsense about taxes and "off shore" accounts is not about anything but Control.
Debating Obama is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you are still a retard.
Best Onion headline to date "T-Ball stand pitches perfect game in Special Olympics"
Hey, intellectually disabled, see Samantha B
my use of the words “mentally retarded” (when Samantha Bee asked me who might be willing to work for $2 per hour – a figure she suggested) has come to define the entire interview. Although I had no intention of offending anyone, I just couldn’t remember the politically correct term currently in use (it is “intellectually disabled”). Peter Schiff
"We will bury you" with debt and and a few particles of leftover gold dust.
That is the funniest thing I've read in weeks. Thank you for making my day.
Comrad Soetero
comrade tweet
Easy come, easy go.
Will you let me go?
No, we will not let him go.
Is...is this real life, or is this fantasy?
Real life has become fantasy, or nightmare, you pick...
Queen's Bohemian Rhaphsody
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-ARuoSFflc
Ya ne zhniyo... but for damn sure there's a queen in the White House!
Chap, you get a heart transplant?
I wonder which comedy show will latch on to this tweet. It would take a bit of guts to do so.
Kinda speaks for itself actually.
"Now everyone rally around the Team here!" I mean these are the folks who "did Crimea"?
This is insane. Hilariously funny it it wasn´t for the fact this is a conflict between superpowers.A sort of conflict. What happens when the situation turns really ugly. The US will throw more paper-work at seven additional oligarchs. .? File an injunction. Withdraw visiting rights.Have their cars towed to the impound. What. What? Those Russkies don´t care. They really don´t care.All this reminds me of one of those Austin Powers movies.
You obviously don't know about the double secret sanctions.
There's a difference???
Will History look back at this as "The Twitter Twerk Incident?"
I can see it now..."WW3 Starts After Alarming Tweet"....soon.
So Putin froze his accounts? I'm so confused right now.
Everyone is
And that is the genius of obama's strategy
Who can tell them apart anymore.........??
Barry tried, but failed like everything else. So Putin had to step in and freeze the assets for him.
I tried to upvote you but Putin froze that too.
In his March 6 Executive Order, “Blocking Property of Certain Persons Contributing to the Situation in Ukraine,” Obama declares that support for Crimean self-determination constitutes “an unusual and extraordinary threat to the national security and foreign policy of the United States, and I hereby declare a national emergency to deal with that threat.”
http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2014/03/06/executive-order-bl...
Obama and the lawyers who drafted his executive order did not notice that the way the order is drafted it applies to Obama, to the unelected coup government in Kiev, and to the Washington and EU regimes. The order says that any person “responsible for or complicit in, or to have engaged in, directly or indirectly . . . actions or policies that undermine democratic processes or institutions in Ukraine” is subject to having his assets frozen.
Washington and the EU are the only two governments whose personnel have undermined democratic processes and institutions in Ukraine by overthrowing the elected government and imposing an unelected one.
Obama worshippers–yes there are still people that stupid–object when I call Obama the White House Fool. Yet, here is Obama or his lawyers proving that he is a fool by issuing an executive order that requires the property of Obama, Victoria Nuland, Samantha Powers, Susan Rice, the UK prime minister, the German chancellor, the French president, the EU Commission and any number of associated persons to be frozen by the US government.
Of course, Obama’s executive order will not be applied to those to whom it is applicable. It will be applied to those to whom it is not applicable–authorities who permitted the Crimean population to exercise democratic processes in order to determine their own fate.
Washington has stood democracy on its head. Overthrowing Ukraine’s democratic government and installing a puppet regime does not undermine democratic processes or institutions in Ukraine, but anything that allows self-determination to go forward in Crimea does undermine democratic processes.
Clearly, the West can no longer be associated with democracy.
-Dr. Paul Craig Roberts
Can this guy even pour a cup of coffee without it being a complete disaster?
COMRADE Obama. Yeah, that sounds about right.
Well he's got a Czar for everything...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF6rG4uGOrI ...you're welcome.
not bad
Comrade!...ROTFLMAO!!!
May the farce be with you.
This is no farce...unfortunately.
Whoda thunk that Monty Python was actually an educational primer on future foreign relations...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fyg3BcsgofQ
Oh come on, quit the foreplay, nobody enjoys it anyway, start the nuclear fuck already
please anybody remind me please against whom these sanctions are? dollar is falling, Russian stocks growing 2-3%
p.s. sorry, just checked, rts is growing for 4,6%
And now 5,05%
I think Obama should be awarded with Order of Lenin and Title if hero of Socialist labor for forcing Russian, oh, sorry, Jewish oligarkhs of Russia to bring their stolen money home, where they belong...
It would fit with the Order of Alinsky and Order of Ayers medals he has!
We also look forward if Obama will provide the Russian with a loophole allowing them to allocate frozen assets toward Obamacare...
ok that will be big dick move
So WWIII is to be fought on Twitter.......??
tWWIIItter
The Russians are bossing the Americans on the twitter battlefield too.
Can you? I thought there was a 500 missile, I mean character limit for ICBM tweets
Maybe not the whole war but by this entry, the opening bitch slap! That guy just shit all over O.
History will remember it as the bitch-slap heard around the world........
Doesn't look like Snowden will be on a flight home anytime soon.
Time for an embarrassing Snowden revelation concerning Obama's love life, as recorded by the NSA in HiDef after they remotely switched on his laptop camera.
Obama doesn't have time for this! He has a tee time in an hour.
Yeah, he's working on his basketball brackets too, this was done by president Valerie.
Russia is playing with Obama. Its like the cat playing with a ball of yarn. Purely amusing to watch.
Is pathetic and sad. People's lives are on the line. At least you can eat the cat to sustain yourself, if necessary. I dare you to try that in this scenario.
Kinda wish we hadn't elected a community organizer.....at this juncture.
Russia is playing with the US, because the US no longer has the economic capability of maintaining it's sphere of influence.
The US government is being exposed to the world, once again, for the clusterfuck that it is...
USA, USA, USA! The greatest country in the world! Freedom isn't free! Support the troops!
The USA is also evil. NWO stooges like Obama and McCain. They will do anything for their NWO-CFR overlords.
Why not conduct foreign policy via Twitter? The placeholders in Ukraine seem to govern via Facebook.
Fix your character encoding.
Biden? He's being sent to Latvia or Narnia or some shit.
"??-?????, ?????-?? ?????? ????? ?????? ????? ?????????? ???"
You said it.
It's ok if you open a MyRa though...
That would be a 'Com-myRa'...
Its almost sad.
Like the proverbial 98lb weakling getting sand kicked in his face at the beach.
Time to order the Charles AtlasTM book on how to be a world leader.
That would make a great comic strip for William.
In Soviet Russia... ahh, forget it!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
What an embarrassment. Are we actually running our foreign policy through Twitter and Facebook now? This will not end well--and the end seems to be coming into sight clearer and clearer each day.
Can't we just start impeachment proceedings now?
Can't wait until Obammy gets serious and de-friends Putin on Facebook. Oh the horror!
Backup the truck and start buying TWTR and FB hand over fist!!
Heads of state arguing on twitter? Please just fucking nuke us already...
It will only get better in a couple of years when we all are wearing Google Glasses watching the twitter real time.
Get your hands off my stack motherfucker! That's the translation.
Obama has gone full retard while jumping a shark while water skiing.
He's a mouthpiece and nothing more.
Light up and watch the yellow cake do its magic.
Russia couldn't have played this any better if they had a time machine
Bravo
More succinct translation: "Fuck off, Barry You lost - again."
Dear Vlad:
I promise I will swallow next time we meet. BTW, thanks f0r the ermine lined knee pads.
yours forever,
O
Tyler, go whack your admins with something blunt and heavy over the head and tell them to fix Unicode character encoding.
Its called reality, this is the consequence of affirmative action. For the first time in his worthless life the affirmative action clown has to actually do something and there is no one who can make it look like he has done something, no one to hand him the editorship or the Haaavad Law Review, no one to push his political opponents out of the way, no one to hand him or his porkchop faced wife a do nothing $330K a year job, no one to buy part of his house for him, no one to get him into school that he was not qualified for.
Go Putin!
Thats about the size of it.
Da chikensza, are a comin hooooom, ta rooooosta!
Appointing him was a big mistake. Holy shit.
the puppet of Chicago Gangster Jews, swept into office with all the money and press you could want, in order to complete George Bush's 3rd and 4th terms.
Hillary will take the next few...
"W" was the Puppet of his old man -- who also gets a copy of the PDB (Presidential Daily Briefing) as an Ex-POTUS, and who was the real brains and Puppet Master behind the whole Game. Cheney was there to keep an eye on the rehabbed "W".
So it'd be George HW Bush's 4th and 5th Terms.
That is why 1 kilogram gold and silver bars come in handy
They are already in a frozen state in a secred place only known by the owner, but can be liquefied when needed.
I guess the red phone has been replaced with Twitter
Again, Obama is 3 steps behind Putin. Didn't Odummy think this through at all? Wouldn't it make sense that if you are going to stir up the US, that you sell or move your liquid US assets? Duhhhhh
Obama pulled his jimmy out and the hooker just laughed.
I can't read Russian. but I think it says Blow Me!
You didn't freeze that, comrade.