Russian Sanctioned By White House Responds On Twitter To "Comrade Obama"

Tyler Durden's picture

Moments ago we listed the Russian Putin "advisors" impacted by the latest Obama executive order freezing those assets over which the US has access. Among them was deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin and Russia's ambassador to NATO. As a reminder, in 2011 Russian President Dmitry Medvedev appointed Dmitry Rogozin as a Special Representative on anti-missile defence and negotiations with NATO countries on this issue. On 23 December 2011 Dmitry Rogozin was appointed deputy premier of Russian Government in charge of defense and space industry. As responsible for the defense industry he leads the creation of the Russian Foundation for Advanced Research Projects in the Defense Industry (Russian DARPA). Moments ago Rogozin replied to Obama's "freezing" of his, among other, assets.


Which, as reported on Friday, probably is the case for many Russians oligarchs, who were expecting this move by Obama long ago. Worst case, a whole lot of New York City duplex penthouses are about to hit the market.

And then this follow up tweet:

We expect Obama to respond on twitter momentarily. We also look forward if Obama will provide the Russian with a loophole allowing them to allocate frozen assets toward Obamacare...

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Pladizow's picture

When an idiot runs an empire in decline!

Johnny Cocknballs's picture this real life, or is this fantasy?

LawsofPhysics's picture

caught in a landside no escape from reality....

(and the average 20-something says "reality? is there an app for that?)

Pladizow's picture

should refer to him as Comrad Barry!

Vampyroteuthis infernalis's picture

Debating Obama is like playing chess with a pigeon, the pigeon knocks over the pieces, sh*ts all over the board, then struts around like he won.

-Vladmir Putin

The Juggernaut's picture

Don't they know they shouldn't disturb Obama on the back 9?!

GetZeeGold's picture



Obama's gonna put out his mom jeans and bring out the skeetgun!

Occident Mortal's picture

"I think some joker wrote Obama's executive order."


He got that bit right. The name of the joker is Barrack Obama.

Chuck Norris's picture

Obama response:

"We have a drone for that"

J S Bach's picture

Hubris... thy name is Obama.

Manthong's picture

"The name of the joker is Barrack Obama."

Although he is a joker, some other clown on staff came up with this inneffective, moronic move.

creativity19's picture

I would absolutely love to see Putin and Obama in a cage match!



smlbizman's picture

pppotus.........putins pillow princess of the usa...

Abi Normal's picture

Now that was funny, I don't care, while Rome burns, Nero fiddles. Obumbles is no match for a KGB operative such as Putin.  Kills me that we have Bathhouse Barry and they have Vlad the Lad...

Never One Roach's picture

Dear Dimitri Slobobovich,


"If you want to keep your NYC condos, you cannot keep your NYC condos."



Keyser's picture

If this situation were not so sad, it might be funny. On the other hand, I bet there are a few million Russians laughing their asses off at the ridiculous position the Obama administration has taken. 


A Nanny Moose's picture

Wookie would stand a better chance.

Urban Redneck's picture

Joker is too polite a term.  If he is an Ambassador to NATO then he has probably has diplomatic credentials.  Moreover, unless one is of the belief that six million dead Hebes and six million dead Polacks actually was a good start, it's a bit intellectually inconsistent to be throwing up impediments to Russia-NATO dialogue...

Dewey Cheatum Howe's picture

And there is the community organizer's jihad waging intentions. This is all feigned incompetence. The barbarians will be ringing the doorbell shortly afterwards in Western Europe. First Neo-Nazis in places like Greece and then the large muslim communities throughout Europe. All these groups are fairly strongly connected through underground groups. The Svoboda has strong Islamic connections through Kosovo and Chechnya.

You couldn't have picked a better cast of amoral sociopaths than Svoboda holocaust loving Neo Nazi's holding hands with joooo oligarch's, jooo ex central bankers as acting PM's and jooo state department  officials stiring up trouble out in the wide open to invoke the jewish equivalent of the NYPD blue wall of silence to undermine all jews in a bad light on a mass scale.



Johnny Cocknballs's picture

I don't get it...  despite who Obama surrounded himself with and was supported by early on in Chicago, the heavy Jewish involvement in his administration and the Ukrainian coup is just a smokescreen designed to get everyone to blame Jews for things...  ehm...  Jews are doing.... so that Barry can bring about the Caliphate?


I don't see much evidence of surreptitious jihad.  I see neocons, zionists, militarists, bankers, and corporate interests preparing to rape yet another unsupecting country....that the heavy Jewish involvement is just some clever ruse to blame them while advancing jihad....   meh, I think you can just follow the money and ask 'cui bono?'.

Dewey Cheatum Howe's picture

I guess you missed the part about the Muslim Brotherhood and Al Qaeda for starters. There is difference between jews and jooos. Moral but weak jews do what ashamed people do to cover up sin they keep silent about it to keep the whole institution from being painted in a bad light. That is what power does period if it actually gives a shit about image. Jooos, faux christians, faux muslims etc don't care it is just a means to an end to be used and abused as needed. There is a major difference but people like you like to paint everyone as one big happy homogenous family and that is never the case. These people are amoral the jews that keep silent about them and keep covering up their messes are immoral there is a major difference........

Humans are still humans at the end of the day. People like you don't seem to be able to understand that and can only see the particular labels and hang all your hate there when it is a more basic problem.

Tsukato's picture

No. Humans are not all the same at the end of the day, mr. Jew apologist. Many people are getting super fucking sick of your kind. If I were you, I'd shut the fuck up, and hope nobody knows your IP.

silvermail's picture

Putin must immediately declare that he is freezing all bank accounts of Obama and McCain in Russia. It would also be very funny.

BlindMonkey's picture

I am not sure the teleprompter has a name.

Freddie's picture

Comrade Obama:

Go **ck yourself.


Pool Shark's picture



Dear President Obummer:




Nostradalus's picture

i hear obammy likes nine in the backside...

Independent's picture

'Here We Go Again' Obama administration on the road to some kind of humiliation


MillionDollarBonus_'s picture

This a perfect oportunity to crack down on offshore accounts and start scrutinizing foreign transfers. As far as I'm concerned, money that enters America should stay in America. Case closed.

Tsunami Wave's picture

Someone should crack down and close your account. Case closed.

medium giraffe's picture

How incredibly naive.  Nearly all of the largest corps in the US hold their funds offshore.  Never. Going. To. Happen.

NotApplicable's picture

Why, yes, you are incredibly naive. Responding to our most active troll du jour is no way to go through life.

You might wanna work on dislodging that hook now.

medium giraffe's picture

I hope you can find it your heart to forgive me for such a grievous error and I sincerely apologise for any distress I may have caused you.


agent default's picture

Good idea lets build a wall around America.  Nothing enters nothing leaves.  Not just capital though.  EVERYTHING.  Good riddance.

TerminalDebt's picture

That's what the TSA is for, except they are useless idiots.

nmewn's picture

Yeah...and we could always use border guards to grab people up by their ankles, turn em upside & shake all the money out of their pockets too.

Thats a swell idea Himmler.

Things that go bump's picture

Figuratively, I thought we already do that. 

nmewn's picture

Its a real problem...this envy thing, they use it for leverage on all of us.

We sit around and bicker amongst ourselves about who has what and "the state" should come in and seize this or confiscate that and then raise hell when it does it to us.

Things that go bump's picture

I have never approved of seizure of personal property by the government for any reason. it is nothing but theft and has gotten to the point where in some states it is ill-advised to carry cash for any reason when you are traveling, because if you get stopped by cops for any reason you are liable to be shaken down and deprived of it with no recourse. 

nmewn's picture

Zactly right.

Then its incumbent on you to fight on their terms to get your own property or cash back and bear all costs in doing so. Its the exact opposite of how it should work, you steal my stuff, I'm damaged...meaning you return my stuff PLUS I'm awarded damages for you taking my stuff unjustifiably in the first place.

Just like the IRS, they should be refunding your money WITH interest & penalty for holding onto to it for over a year.

Chuck Walla's picture

Figuratively, I thought we already do that. 

Truly. What does the IRS do all day?


Oh regional Indian's picture

+2 Buck Chuck...

Comrade Twatwaddle...priceless....

Element's picture

Yeah, but doesn't it just make you want to get out there and tweet like all buggery?

It's so kewl!

nmewn's picture

Like, totally, fer

I was planning on working on a door myself but its raining like I might as well watch the comedy show that passes for free markets & global politiks ;-)

Element's picture

like, omg nmewn! ... when will it stop? ... if barry was a dog they would have put him down out of compassion by now.

nmewn's picture

lol...I've been of the opinion they really are trying to drive us nuts for a long time.

None of it makes sense, hasn't for a while.

Russia moves into Crimea. Solution, freeze individuals assets, not the countrys, the individuals.

Four to six million people who would like health insurance. Solution, fuck everyones health insurance up.

People need jobs. Solution, borrow a gazzilion dollars and give it to your cronies.

Madman kills people. Solution, make people more defenseless.

Its like some weird, Orwellian nightmare, so I laugh at it, thinking we'll all wake up at some point.

chemystical's picture

and oh so many more:

Worried about Mexican drug violence?  Sell the cartels thousands of weapons.

Worried about not having enough jobs for the citizens?  Import millions of illegales and hand them fraudulent tax refunds, EBT cards, free health care, and in insanity of all insanities...give one a license to practice law.

Worried about failing performance by US students?  Squeeze more parents and force their children into public schools that fail at every juncture.  More money is always the solution, and the reply to the track record of failure is that we haven't given enough money yet.

Worried about the use of illegal drugs?  Send the SA cartels AK-47's in exchange for cocaine, then re-sell the coke to Americans.  Send the military to AFG to guard the fields of opium poppies.

It's almost as if completely fucked up is their intent.