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Russian TV Presenter Gloats, Says Russia "Only Country That Can Turn US Into Radioactive Dust"

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Day after day, the West's mainstream media promotes Russian President Vladimir Putin as a tyrannical despotic hitler-esque figure so we though it might be interesting to see what the Russian people hear from Russian TV. It is perhaps no surprise that Putin revels in near-record-high approval ratings when one hears Dmitry Kiselev - anchor of News of the Week - explain that "Obama's hair is getting greyer and greyer... as he fears direct action against Russia (and its nuclear retaliation)... as it is the only country that can turn the US into radioactive dust."



The White House response (via Jay Carney):

"People say crazy things all the time,"


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Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:03 | 4559614 jcaz
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Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:05 | 4559623 Pladizow
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Propoganda VS. Propoganda!

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:08 | 4559643 ZerOhead
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"... it is the only country that can turn the US into radioactive dust."


Other than the United States itself that is....

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:10 | 4559658 NotApplicable
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TEPCO beat them both to the punch.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:14 | 4559680 Vampyroteuthis ...
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I don't want any more glowing fairies running around! Please, please don't launch!!!

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:24 | 4559736 Fortunate Fool
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"... it is the only country that can turn the US into radioactive dust."


Other than China, France, the UK (although the US might have a say about it), Pakistan, India, Israel (most likely), and Japan (if they wanted to). I don't believe DPRK has the vectors to attain the US with their bomb.


And by the way, all these countries could turn Russia in a nuclear wasteland as well...

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:27 | 4559763 Manthong
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"People say crazy things all the time,"


“The implementation of this is fabulous.”—Pelosi on Obamacare June 26.2013

“I am sorry that they are finding themselves in this situation based on assurances they got from me.” – President Obama, Nov. 7, 2013

Republicans should embrace the possibility that Obamacare could pave the way toward lower health care entitlement spending overall. That won't be easy. But it's not unthinkable, either.   Joe Klein

"What won’t change when this bill is signed is this: If you like the insurance plan you have now, you can keep it. If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor. Because nothing should get in the way of the relationship between a family and their doctor." Presidential weekly address, March 6, 2010

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:38 | 4559823 A Lunatic
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Do not sign up. Do not pay the fine. Leave the "required" IRS form information blank on your return. Do not legitimize this power grab through any measure of compliance........

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 15:04 | 4559966 SMG
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I keep hoping Joel Skousen is wrong about the Elite planning a WWIII with US vs Russia/China.  He says Russia/China first strike, and then an NWO/China coalition puts an end to it, with China being allow keep their conquests simlar to the iron curtain after WWII.


Mon, 03/17/2014 - 15:13 | 4560018 negative rates
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Tax cuts bitches!

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 15:14 | 4560021 No Euros please...
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mad isn't it.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:24 | 4559738 Larry Dallas
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And this is exactly what O set out to do during his 2009 "Apology Tour" to all nations.

We're being killed slowly from within. But in the meantime, help youself to some free iPhones and foodstamps!

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:31 | 4560428 Johnny Cocknballs
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...other than Israel. 

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:20 | 4559721 williambanzai7
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Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:51 | 4559890 trilliontroll
Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:51 | 4559885 drendebe10
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"People say crazy things all the time,"

Yup, just look in the mirror you light weight Mr. Carnival Monkey

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:08 | 4559647 SilverRhino
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Taking back the Crimea is all fine well and good.  

Taking Eastern Ukraine is not really my (or the USA's problem) 

Bust a nuke over us and we'll burn Russia to below the bedrock.   They'd kill Obama and put someone in place to fight the war.  


Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:28 | 4559769 Spastica Rex
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Sports are just war without so much blood and radiation.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 15:49 | 4560223 SilverRhino
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I utterly fucking despise the scumbags running this country into the ground (bankster and politician) ... doesn't mean I won't defend my country from overwhelming attack or that I want to see my fellow non-FSA citizens going up in clouds of radioactive smoke.  

Russia, China, Israel, UK, France, whomever ... you nuke us you better have a god damned good war plan taking into account FOBS, fail-deadly, EMP, and salted nukes.  



Mon, 03/17/2014 - 18:29 | 4560887 Spastica Rex
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Mon, 03/17/2014 - 19:32 | 4561106 caconhma
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The world has changed. Now, we are living in the world with its leaders playing  a game  of chicken.

In one conner, a Russian mobster and lowlife thief. In another conner, banking mafia controlled imbeciles and community organizes. 

The result: it will end very badly for a human kind.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:03 | 4559615 Kreditanstalt
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Only "country" that can turn the US into..."??

There are no 'countries' anymore'...only governments. 

And we're the pawns.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:04 | 4559618 1000yrdstare
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Whats your next move Zbig?

Regarding Ukraine, Brzezinski said


Ukraine, a new and important space on the Eurasian chessboard, is a geopolitical pivot

because its very existence as an independent country helps to transform Russia. Without

Ukraine, Russia ceases to be a Eurasian empire.

Zbigniew Brzenzinski "The Grand Chessboard"

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:12 | 4559669 NotApplicable
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This should be in every single article concerning this crap.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:31 | 4559788 Kirk2NCC1701
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Zbig the "Grand Kurwa*" of his race.

Centuries of "obedience" under Catholicism and Aristocracy has genetically bred the 'poor Poles' (literally) into Serfdom submissiveness to TPTB.  Whatever sense of "freedom" or "independence" these people think they have or aspire for, does not include freedom from TPTB.  Their highest aspiration is to rise in the ranks of TPTB, like Zbig has. 

Vassal serfs, every one of them.  Even and including John Paul II, who was just a highly placed Useful Tool.  JP2 might have been against Bolshevism -- and hooray for that! -- but he was not against the Money Changers.  Unlike his Boss (JC), he did not overturn any tables in the Temple.  Had he done, it would have been equivalent to 3 Miracles, to propel him to Sainthood.  But even Sainthood may not be what it once was.  It's more like a Nobel Prize now:  a political reward for services rendered (Keynesian economists) or promised (drone and coup-loving Obama).

/ Go Zbig!  "John-Paul 2, we love you!" /sarc

* It's a Polish word.  Look it up.  The "w" is pronounced like a "v", as I recall.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:22 | 4560371 Volkodav
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Second Rome corrupt and discredited vs. resurrected Third Rome..

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:04 | 4559619 Defenestratus
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Yeah.. too bad we don't have that missile defense system that Barry decided would be too provocative.

In retrospect, looks like it might have been a pretty good idea.


Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:14 | 4559681 NotApplicable
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Missile defense system???? ROFLOL!!!!

Must be that unicorn brigade I keep hearing about.

Please google the term "asymmetric warfare" so that you might get over such fantasies as the MIC keeping you safe and secure.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:46 | 4559862 Flybyknight
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I guess this is the Russianequivalent of Fox news

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:05 | 4559620 rlouis
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Rally on - nothing will stop this market - unless it's radioactive

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:08 | 4559650 agent default
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Nuclear war in worth at least +500 points on the S&P.  If really dirty, heavy fallout warheads are used +700.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:06 | 4559621 ArkansasAngie
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The Obumster is in over his head.

We didn't let him takes us to war in Syria.  I sure as heck don't want one here.  The elites will just have to find another way to try to stay in power.


Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:54 | 4559903 WMM II
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"We didn't let him takes us to war in Syria."


if by 'we' you the brit legislators that voted against against military action in syria...



Mon, 03/17/2014 - 15:56 | 4559916 WMM II
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Mon, 03/17/2014 - 15:45 | 4560197 Au_Ag_CuPbCu
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He's been in over his head since 2008, just another empty suit.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:05 | 4559622 Grande Tetons
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Obamma is starting to look like Apollo Creed from Rocky 4. 

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:08 | 4559644 jcaz
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I'd prefer how he looked in Rocky 5.....

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:25 | 4559750 oddjob
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Considering Zero's penchant for Golf and the Carl Weathers meme....he is Chubbs.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 15:53 | 4560251 SilverRhino
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Too bad the wookie hasn't bit something off .... Reggie Love would be crushed. 

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:05 | 4559625 agent default
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World... The time has come to push the button.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:05 | 4559626 JustObserving
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Is he the Piers Morgan of Russian TV?

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:07 | 4559634 IridiumRebel
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Billsky Oreillymovich.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:15 | 4559684 McMolotov
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What's amusing is how people are hyperventilating over this TV dude stating a simple fact: Russia has the ability to nuke us. Everyone already knows this. It's not exactly a threat.

I remember when Bill O'Reilly actually called for the United States to immediately drone Julian Assange.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:19 | 4559712 Dr. Engali
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Well that's different. That's Bill O'Reilly and he never talks crazy.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:29 | 4559777 Spastica Rex
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And Julian Assange is a white haired fag.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:36 | 4559811 Dr. Engali
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Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:37 | 4559818 ParkAveFlasher
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I heard he hates Jesus, and dogs.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 15:14 | 4560024 negative rates
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Who? Bill??

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:20 | 4559719 IridiumRebel
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He's a Piece of Shit. I'm sure China could turn us into ash holes too. They fire we fire, everyone dies. I remember being terrified when I was a kid in the 80s. Nice that feeling is coming back so my children can suffer the same anxiety.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:32 | 4559792 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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There are quite a number of states who can nuke one another. The bigger problem is that, well, if say the US launched on Russia (Strangelove), then Russia must launch back. But that leaves China. Who wants China picking though our radioactive rubble. So someone would nuke China. Who would in turn ... and Israel, and France and Britain, and India, and Pakistan and ...

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:34 | 4559801 IridiumRebel
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....and they kill two friends and then they kill two friends and....

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 19:27 | 4561089 vulcanraven
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No shit, me too. Remember that movie "The Day After"

Watch it again, terrible special effects but still just as terrifying as the day I saw it as a kid.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:23 | 4560381 Miffed Microbio...
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Frankly, I'm not sure why Russia would even bother. With the state this country is in and Fukushima spreading waste along our western shoreline, they might as well watch nature take its course.


Mon, 03/17/2014 - 17:12 | 4560592 cougar_w
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Yes and failing that the US will dissolve into a dozen or so sovereign states or regions. The Russians can then either invite them individually to join the "Benevolent Russo-Sino Brotherhood of Sovereign Economic States" or just walk into the once-called California and set up shop trading furs just like they did in 1809.

Lot's of shit gonna change folks. All kinds o' shit.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:40 | 4559822 Kirk2NCC1701
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This is good for his Ratings.  And salary.  Consider this...  O'Reilly etc followed in the footsteps of Rush Limbaugh.

Rush Limbaugh, after being unemployed for a while, became the richest Agent Provocateur in the US.  He took latent or blatant fear and anger to the next level of profitability, by chanelling it into his AM Talkshow -- and making tens of millions -- a year.  Long before his copy-cats came along.

Clearly... "There is Money and Gold in the Hills of Fear and Anger" - Kirk

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:06 | 4559628 IridiumRebel
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I guess we are heading to hot war or economic war. Buck up! We will be the casualties as the real bastards head to the bunkers and islands.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:28 | 4559773 A Lunatic
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Sadly that is true. We have been programmed to kill each other rather than those directly responsible for this shit through class, race, and economic warfare for quite some time......

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:06 | 4559630 Billy Sol Estes
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By all means. The place is an eyesore to begin with.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:06 | 4559631 The Chief
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That boy-lover, Obama, is a cocksucker. His dual-citizen masters are ARCH-cocksuckers.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:08 | 4559638 firstdivision
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Someone may want to inform that guy that radioactive dust travels through the atmosphere and would end up deposited back on their soil. While the Americans deaths would be quick and painless, the Soviets would be long and painful. 

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:27 | 4559760 Andre
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Forgot Fukushima?

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:07 | 4559639 Bill of Rights
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Talk is cheap, do it.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:09 | 4559654 IridiumRebel
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Got bunker?

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:13 | 4559676 Dr. Engali
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I would prefer that they didn't. 

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:16 | 4559693 El Vaquero
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And if they do, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE wait until the winds are blowing out of the West by Southwest in my neck of the woods. 

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:17 | 4559698 IridiumRebel
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Yeah I like the "SHOOT THE NUKES!" folks. That's great for the world! From Kondratieff Winter to Nuclear Winter!

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:24 | 4559744 El Vaquero
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It's why I think that every 10 to 20 years, the world should agree to have an above ground test where the world's leaders and scientists are allowed to come in, observe, see the damage done, etc...  There aren't very many people who have witnessed the things go off first hand left alive.  I know one of them, and he's ancient.  People who want to see them used are either insane or they are completely oblivious to the magnitude of their destructive power.  The problem with nukes is that the big secret isn't how to build them.  The big secret is that they work, and that cat's out of the bag.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:08 | 4559645 El Vaquero
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Meh, Russian cheerleading. 


Yeah, Putin is winning, and yeah, they could nuke us into oblivion, but do the Russkies really want to go that route?  Even with Obama, nobody wins that game, because we can respond in kind and glass Russia just as well as they can glass us. 

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:13 | 4559671 agent default
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Of course not.  The combined comedy value of the Fed, the State Department and Obama himself are well worth putting up with some whining every now and then.  Unless Obama keeps calling and talking shit over the phone that is.  There are limits to everyone's patience.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:28 | 4559772 Anusocracy
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"but do the Russkies really want to go that route?"

The psycho neocon fuckwits are the ones forcing it.

A couple years ago, Putin stated that Russia did not want another arms race but that the US was giving Russia no other choice.

Once again, the world's biggest problem is Washington.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 15:25 | 4560075 Glass Steagall
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Sanctions are an act of war, so this thing is already a hot war. I just don't see the nuke card getting played. No winners in that one.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:08 | 4560320 optimator
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The problem is whom Washington answers to and it's not us.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:08 | 4559649 Dr. Engali
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 I remember a few years back Madeline Albright was lamenting the fact that the U.S was the only super power and the world was better off with two or more.  Looks like she is getting her wish.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:13 | 4559677 NOTaREALmerican
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That's true from the Big-MIC perspective.

If we want Big-MIC to pull off another "Keynesian" prosperity decade we need a worthy (manly) enemy.    The 10th century trrssss just don't cut it.

We need cool war toys, and another Tom Clancy to explain why only centralized planning via Big-MIC can bring the US infinited prosperity with really cool (manly) toys.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:00 | 4560281 Blood Spattered...
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She's also the one who admitted that 50,000 deaths of civilians and children was totally worth it after first Iraq invasion.  A rare moment of truth from a statist fuckwad.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:10 | 4560329 Volkodav
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Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:09 | 4559651 Harry Quant
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Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:54 | 4559909 agent default
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Mon, 03/17/2014 - 15:02 | 4559951 El Vaquero
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There is a lot of failure to cover.  If anything, 10 hours is too short.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:10 | 4559657 NOTaREALmerican
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Looks like we need some manly responses to these manly Ruskies.    

If we don't prove we're manly, we won't be taken seriously as a world power.   

Manlyness is the only way to unite our males behind our slow-motion eagles and flags.   Without manlyness how can we be expected to be patriots?

We need more manlyness.  

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:15 | 4559686 IridiumRebel
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Yes cuz the Feminine in Chief is really doing great!

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:18 | 4559694 Grande Tetons
Tue, 03/18/2014 - 00:07 | 4561891 StychoKiller
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Arrrggghhh! It looks like pubes!

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 19:06 | 4561024 hootowl
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Want more Manliness.....Vote Demoncrap.....Elect Killary.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:11 | 4559670 I am Jobe
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Amerika has SuperGulp's beat that Bitchezz. 

Yeah Amerika


Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:15 | 4559682 Quinvarius
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They only really have to hit DC, New York, and whereever Fienstien and McCain are at any given moment.  They could get away with that and no one would care too much. 

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:19 | 4559714 El Vaquero
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You do realize that they might have to nuke Ukraine to nuke McCain?

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:24 | 4559746 Winston Churchill
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Where do I donate ?

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:17 | 4559700 Uber Vandal
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If this article from Wired is correct, quite possibly.

And just for added measure:

Never mind the radioactive dust already falling from Fukushima for the last 3 years, or from the WIPP facility in New Mexico

Now, back to tap dancing on a land mine........


Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:17 | 4559701 TheMeatTrapper
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The point is not what the guy said - that's just Sean Hannity type bullshit. The point is that the Russian MSM isn't afraid to talk about war with their foes. They haven't been de nutted like the American MSM has. 

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:20 | 4559705 1stepcloser
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57,000,000 Tons of Tzar love

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:18 | 4559709 A Lunatic
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Can't he just turn the Eastern Seaboard into dust......??

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:40 | 4559832 kill switch
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Just make it D.C.,,, that should escort most of our problems to the fringe....

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 19:04 | 4561012 hootowl
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......You MUST include Babylon on the HUdson in your dreams of Tribal destruction.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:20 | 4559715 DIgnified
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NorthKorea threatens this.  No problemo, we know they dont have the tech to do it.  Iran has been building a nuke for over three decades, without success apparently.  Why is that being projected onto Russia?  


Little shithole sandy nation/starving asian nation Russia is not. 

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:21 | 4559718 PlusTic
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wake me up when someone fires a shot, or launches a missile.  The rhetoric has become like white noise at this point, it's putting me to sleep.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:25 | 4559752 q99x2
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Yo Vlad dude. But can you capture the Rothschilds and Rockefellers?

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:27 | 4559759 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Time to bring in the Lesbian shock troops.

They never know what bit them.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:28 | 4559766 Al Huxley
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Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:33 | 4559794 vyeung
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Well, if he did say those things, they need to fire his arse becoz he's as dense as lead. Putin should get someone to fire his arse.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:39 | 4559826 GrinandBearit
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Oh my... it's us against them saith the media!

All just a fucking shit show.

Bread and circuses for the masses... don't forget the Guinness.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:42 | 4559843 joego1
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That idiot Russian would be dieing from that same radio active dust the next day. It's hard to believe that the Russians would stoop to this sort of insane propaganda. Mankind seems certainly destined to extinction based on our current direction. I've put off digging my "root cellar" but today I dusted off the plans in order to get started on it. I'm not sure what sort of existence I will have to look forward to after the clown bus pushes the big red one but I would suggest that it's time that people start taking the reality of that event happening more seriously.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:57 | 4559917 headless blogger
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Well, jesus christ, how many times have we heard someone talking about nuking the middle east, Russia, N. Korea? That transvestite Ann (anton?) Coulter was publicly talking about how fun it would be to nuke N.Korea. It's not just "Russian" idiots...And besides, don't you think he was merely making a point about how ridiculous it would be to saber rattle against Russia? The last 13 years it has been the U.S. invading all over the planet...not Russia.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 15:07 | 4559987 joego1
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Yeah but this guy has been appointed by Putin as part of the political apparatus. It's one thing to have random chatter from the peanut gallery but it's another story coming from a country that can actually carry it out.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 15:56 | 4560260 Blood Spattered...
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Enough with the exceptionalism drivel.  McCain, Graham and others are just as bloodthirsty, and just as prone to making statements like this.  Remember McCain's "Bomb, bomb Iran" comment back in 2008? 

Hell, Kerry's favorite past-time is comparing our latest whipping boy to Hitler, then trying to circle the wagons around an invasion plan.


Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:07 | 4560317 Volkodav
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da, they like listen to themselves...its fun when they say it....

but not so much when hear


Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:44 | 4559848 DOGGONE
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Do you suppose that Obama is significantly LIMITED by this?

Obama wants to keep these histories out of sight:
The Public Be Suckered

I mean to point out (1) that we/USA are economically 'living the big lie', making us vulnerable to persons/entities with a 'voice', including Putin in principle. Therefore, I ask (2) if Obama's foreign policy behavior is significantly LIMITED by priority of preserving "the big lie".

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:48 | 4559870 GOSPLAN HERO
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Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:48 | 4559871 headless blogger
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It's all part of the charade to make the final kill on the Dollar.

I worry most about how they are going to use North Korea in their plans...

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:51 | 4559888 mtndds
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someone please tell me why the market is up  today when all around us shit is falling apart?

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 15:00 | 4559937 headless blogger
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because investors know that Crimea joining Russia, means better opportunities, while joining the West means that only a few oligarchs will make the little fuker Igor Kolomoysky who was installed in E. UKraine...there to pillage the Ukraine.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 15:08 | 4559989 NOTaREALmerican
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Re:  when all around us shit is falling apart?

Only the doomer "us" think things are falling apart.

If you look around, the normal people don't even know or care about a place which - prior to a few weeks ago - they thought was just an "area of Russia".  

Most people buying stocks are also watching college basketball playoffs, the NBA season (not sure where that's at), and talking about spring training.    The normal people buy stocks because "things are looking up" (for themselves, their favorate team, AND just "things" in general).    If you aren't a pathological optimist, you are NOT normal.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:03 | 4560295 optimator
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You forgot the "sarc" at the end.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 18:59 | 4560991 hootowl
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Did you forget last week, already?


Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:52 | 4559892 Stinko da Munk
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I guess the Russin talking head never heard of Fukushima.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 15:02 | 4559949 the tower
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Chill. This is all propaganda meant for Russian audiences. Russia receives half of its income from the EU. The smart money left a long time ago. Russia is broke, again, and without anything else than gass and oil - for which they need the rest of the world to sell to, they are irrelevant. Russia is not China, producing everything the world needs. Russia produces NOTHING. The Olympics, annexing Chrimea and news broadcasts like this are all set up to show the Russian people that they are still citizens of the "best country in the world". Yawn. Next.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 15:09 | 4560001 joego1
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"Russia produces NOTHING"

Yes they are  talking about making us their new product. See the logo in the back behind the mean looking Russian guy?

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 15:11 | 4560010 NOTaREALmerican
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Nice summary.   Probably spot-on too.   

Nothing tells the "citizens" they are worthy like kicking some ass.   

They still don't have our slow-motion eagles and flags tho.    Bunch-a-losers!

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:22 | 4560376 Urban Redneck
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Detroit produces NOTHING.

I love my Ford Super Duty (light) trucks, but these are FAR more fun to drive if you ever get the chance.  With all the money the US MIC invests in mobility you would think the US could put together a winning product and team...

And the old commie car manufacturers are have closed ground, and in some cases, overtaken their USSA counterparts.



Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:34 | 4560436 Johnny Cocknballs
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jesus you're a fuckin' tool, aren't you?

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 15:05 | 4559980 Yen Cross
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     It looks like Zero needs to borrow some "Grecian Formula Zero" (#1 scared shitless grey) remover from the Wookie for his grey hair issues...

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 15:07 | 4559986 drinkin koolaid
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Mon, 03/17/2014 - 15:20 | 4560044 Tracerfan
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Neo-Cons could be the cancer within humanity that wipes out our species.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 15:44 | 4560187 NoDecaf
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Russian roulette game requirements - one round, one revolver

American roulette game requirements - one stick, one bear

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 18:55 | 4560981 hootowl
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.....and one evil, illegal alien squatter,to be dragged from the White Mosque kicking and squealing to be used as bear bait.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 15:51 | 4560235 DannoH
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I would be amazed if any significant fraction of Russia's ICBM's actually ignited and left their silo / launch tube, let alone achieve a delivery trajectory. I would be doubly amazed if even a small fraction of their nukes that managed to get delivered went off with any manner of yield that would not be categorized as a "fizzle".

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:27 | 4560409 Urban Redneck
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Considering only the Russians have a 100% success rate for ICBMs actually test fired in the last 30 days, unless someone else shows up with something amazingly stupid, you will win the dumbest ZH comment of the day award (which is getting progressively harder to do around here).

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:08 | 4560319 CoastalCowboy
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Good thing I live in a guaranteed instant vaporization zone if this unlikely event were to ever transpire.

Now, where is that straight jacket and gag ball for McCain?

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:14 | 4560342 TheRideNeverEnds
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Go ahead Russia, nuke New York and DC, I dare you.


all talk, you got no balls..




bawk bawk, bkaaawk! 

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 18:51 | 4560970 hootowl
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Heavens....Don't forget L.A. and San Francisco.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:27 | 4560405 roadhazard
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Is that a FOX run media outlet.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:36 | 4560446 Johnny Cocknballs
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I remember Hitlery saying that the US would "obliterate" 80 million Iranians... not if they attacked us, but if they attacked a foreign country.

At least Ivan's talking heads aren't talking about killing everyone in a far off land in response to a theoretical attack on someone else.


America, fuck yeah!!!

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 18:50 | 4560965 hootowl
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Killary means business, and she's got a resume to prove it!  Besides,....What difference does it make now anyway!

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 16:38 | 4560458 buzzzz
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This is pro-Kremlin TV channel.
I would not be so jealous about this television story.
In Russia there is no anti-American sentiment now. I'm talking about ordinary people.
Everywhere, in every country has its own prejudices.
All greetings from Russia!
And, by the way, we can actually turn U.S. into dust. :-)

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 17:04 | 4560560 kurt
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Sounds like a practical and clear warning.

Now lets see, freeze all of Putin's advisors' wealth tied up in the west. Sure get his advisers in a vengeful mood. Next let the mossad convince you an EMP is the correct strategy to be launched on Russia. 

Thus, blinded, the Russian "Dead Hand" on the remaining nukes get lauched. Why not, they've been EMP'd and they don't know if a strike is on its way already. Boom goes America, but not before launchable nukes go up, because, by now, the stikes have EMP'd US as well. For good measure, cascade fail the orbiting sattelites, further blinding the combatants.

Result: Earth reduced to 500,000 just like the Georgia Guide Stones want. Now, hunt down and kill anyone who benefits or is remotely connected to causing this scenario to be realised. A ruined world and those who thought they would benefit have been cruelly murdered. Now sink into miasma of dust and mutation, and death. Nice work fuckers.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 18:49 | 4560957 hootowl
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500,000 humans remaining?  I thought the Elites wanted 500 million?  500,000 would hardly be enough to cook their meals, clean their houses, mow the lawns and trim their hedges, repair their machines, or produce enough children for them to rape and molest.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 19:14 | 4561046 kurt
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Thanks for the correction. Are you from Georgia? I'm just making notes.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 17:29 | 4560668 Manipuflation
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Let's not do this old game again.  Russians do not want this either.  No one is going to nuke one another.  We need to stop what we are doing HERE.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 18:30 | 4560889 Smiley
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Russians may be quirky and weird by Western standards but they do not love their lives any less than we do.  Nobody is nuking anybody.  Big bluster on the front page usually just means tough negotiations going on behind the scenes.  The ole boogeyman script is a bit dated and needs to be re-done for the 21'st century.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 18:45 | 4560942 hootowl
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Did I miss it, or did he fail to end his remarks with ".....and vice-versa".

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 22:57 | 4561719 Arrowshot
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They might not want it but keep kicking sand on Putin on his beach and see what happens. Won't come down to trading nukes (I would more expect that out of our own government (false flag)) but they are knocking on Putin's front door with bad intent. Self-defense is something we all hold dear even though Putin is simply a super-oligarch in his own respects.

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