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Crimea Wastes No Time - Mints New Coinage Already
With the ink still wet on the referendum vote slips and the Duma's agreement to accept Crimea into Mother Russia, the Crimean Mint (since we pre-suppose there is one) has wasted no time in creating the new coinage for the nation. As Crimea transitions quickly to the Russian Ruble, they have created their own "Crimea-styled" currency... perhaps to be named the 'cruble'?
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Crit-coins!
Cropeks
Was hoping they would have a big "B" on them like the Casascius coins.
When the local russian girls start accepting the coins, then you will know they are currency.
Back it with gold then. Sparkle, sparkle.
Why do you need to "back" anything? Oh right, because you're fakes that want .gov involved with your money. At the end of the day when push comes to shove you are Republican voters and not anarchists.
Which Chinese province are you in again?
Yeah, the Chinese gov are trolling your site you dumbass. That makes perfect sense seeing as how they want the Yuan to appreciate? Just like how NSA/CIA is out to destroy the dollar? You people are fucking retarded, rotted-out brains.
Ad hom right off the bat; don't you have any other way to frame this argument? No? Because bitcoins are crap and you don't even know who came up with the idea. You can't even form a rational discussion to make it informative.
Frame what argument? Is fonestar supposed to argue with such mental midgets who don't even make sense? This is just poking and laughing at the retarded kid.
bitcoin huckster calling other people retarded- priceless.
Winning since $16 BTC.
Zeroheads = Losers, dummies and proud of it.
Having a bad day?
fonestar does what fonestars do.
No, you mean what fonetards do!
That's not Crimean coinage -- The top of the obverse says "Russian Federation" and the bottom says "Republic of Crimea." The reverse, which is barely shown on the right, states at the top "Bank Rossii" or Bank of Russia" and then the denomination of 10 rubles is listed.
This is a Russian coin... these are Russian Rubles.
Fonestar, hey, gold is not backed by anything either - remember that youtube video that went viral a few months ago?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLL2r3hXmjA
The whole idea of gold is that it is not backed by anything. The whole "backing" shit comes from a gold standard (gov paper). That's why the posters here are obsessed with "backing" because they don't want to use real gold. If they did, they wouldn't care about "backing".
How to derail honest discussion101:
Start shitposting. Well done gentlemen.
Damnit, just refute one single thing fonestar has said at least! Fiat statists are only different from gold statists in a matter of degrees!
NEITHER OF THEM WANT GOLD MONEY!
Hey comrade, when you are out for a night of vodka with the boys, you need some crubles clinging in your pocket.
Point of order: What fonestar said might have been abusive (though it appeared to me he was adequately provoked), but it was not ad hominem. To be considered ad hominem, his statement has to attack or question his opponent's character, background, etc. and use the substance of this attack to suggest a flaw in the opponent's logic.
Saying, "You're a retard." doesn't get one to ad hominem.
I wasnt sure who the "retarded kid" was...
I think I got it now though. ;)
They spelled "Mx^+oopPRthGffcc" wrong on the top left of the front of the coin.....
Why is it I'm the one who has to fix everybody else's screwups?
Always fascinated by the 'realty creation' process of 'minting' a coin to represent.......um.....reality?
Lol... Good catch Knuckles. You have a keen eye. Have you considered a job at the NSA in cryptography?
I think they loaded the photo backwards.
Does it matter to you who came out with the idea to dig out gold and use it as decoration? And does it matter to you who came out with the idea to use gold as currency and as store of value? I guess not. And for all of us it doesn't matter either, it does not change anything of the status of gold.
Sure they want the yuan to appreciate- so the jobs can flee from China to Vietnam even faster.
The Chinese have learned from the west's mistakes and for the most part, they are making the right moves.
Yawn.... No seriously don't you have anything better than that?
Your shit dollar is not coming back. It doesn't matter what the Fed or anyone else says it's "backed" with.
Yeah no fraking shit. Tell us something new.
bitcoin will save us all
No, Bitcoin is going to annihilate you dipshits, your "laws", your society and you know it.
Ad hom right off the bat; don't you have any other way to frame this argument? No? Because bitcoins are crap and you don't even know who came up with the idea. You can't even form a rational discussion to make it informative.
Your dollar is crap and everyone around the world knows it. That's why it's worth 1/610th of a BTC today.
The dollar is crap but comparing one shit currency to another makes neither money.
Strange... WHY Isn't King PUTIN's Mug On It ??????
Bridge Tokens
Bridge Troll Tokens
Yeah B for butthead! Hurry over to cnnmoney.com. their having a real lively debate in the comment section over an article " what is better Gold or bitcoin"? I'm sure you could rule the comment section. As there seems to be alot of your bitcoin buddies high jacking the thread!
The crypto-anarchists are online extremists that hijack every thread!
Expect us.
Criubles
Nice Crappy Steel Coinage Fiats Money...
AND Fully Backed By Our Smelly Fat A$$e$ ...
Any pathetic excuses the fake libertarians can come up with to keep the .gov money they cherish.
FuckEU coins.
Poutines
Poutines
2014 year of coins, virtual or otherwise.
Careful with those bi-metalic coins!
If they get cold enough, the differential expansion (contraction) rates might cause the middle part to fall out. Thus showing its "separatist" tendencies, as Canadians have discovered with their "Toonies". ;-) ;-)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_2_dollar_coin
http://www.nytimes.com/1996/03/17/world/canada-senses-fragility-in-realm...
They should take advantage of this opportunity and create a 1 Trillion Platinum Crimea Coin......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oZx8XD9U8s
They should have put a big middle finger on one side and "Fuck the EU and USA" on the other.
McCain: Crime-coins!
If I´ll ever have to live in a world, where Cain-Coins are legal tender, I´ll spent them all on Scotch and drink myself to death
In light of the rabid neo nazis who are sprinkled in prominent positions in the new US backed puppet Ukrainian regime I wonder how long it will take for new coinage to appear perhaps with a certain moustachioed gent on one side, and some runic inscription on the other..
LOL..
http://www.intrepidreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Nuland-Coin.jpg
That picture is priceless!
+100
You fucking can't make this shit up. The truth indeed is stranger than fiction.
The truth indeed is stranger than fiction.
Indeed CD they are beyond anything we could ever imagine and that picture speaks volumes in the the shame department. Add a sound file with a violin playing in the background and a donation page...
The Zionsits have absolutely no shame! And why would anyone think they ever had it given what we've already seen them continue to do in the World?...
You would think the people in the EU would be demanding that their governments throw the embassies in Israel, the U.S., Canada and U.K. out of theirown Countries not only out of disgust but for self-preservation at this stage?
If the next major war is started by the Zionist Neocon establishment it is their asses that will be charbroiled first just as it was the last time.
Let me add to that...
Nothin says lovin a Holocaust like Vicky Nuland!
Wasting no time putting the CRIME in Crimea.
Oooh! I want some!
And yes, tangible things you hold in your hand affect your mind, thoughts, and actions.
So I suggest that you get yourself a tangible thing, say a beer, into the hand to use this fact to your personal advantage! ;-)
Like all fiat currencies, there are plenty of men with guns to persude people to use the new fiat.
Get them while they're hot.
What, no paper?
what, no picture of Putin on it? that needs to be corrected!
Meanwhile, in the US, it takes forever to get anything done.....
We have not even started looking into Genghazi or the IRS scandal.
Unless the gov is making pretty signs to keep people out of national parks. They got that done the same day as the the government "shut down".
Did the press secretary really tell the gum chewing public to short the Russian stock market? LOL. BULLISH...for the Russian stock market that is. Boris will be rich! He will wear a shirt made of gold thread and have a miniature giraffe as a house pet. Strong Russian women will hand Boris trays stacked high with heavy gold bullion bars.
What no river on the Crimea coins? No sense of humor.
Crimea already had the blanks made up. They were based on the Elvis Commemorative Collection from the Franklin Mint.
The IMF and BIS aren't going to be happy about this.
"You can't counterfeit your own money. That’s our privilege."
“The guillotine is like a bank for the heads of the banksters—‘And it’s gone. Next’.”
Bad money drives out good...or should that be strong money drives out weak?
I was hoping for at least a tiny hammer and sickle.
Jack Lew has spoken! At least the American people know who's in charge...
On the second one Tyler you really need to start posting more Pravda VOR and this guy.
Enjoy the bookends people!
I think those are Franklin Mint coins, commemorating the liberation of Crimea, which can be had in this limited time offer of only 14 easy monthly payments of $29.95 plus shipping and handling!
ACT NOW!
http://www.activistpost.com/2014/03/imf-plans-massive-austerity-for-ukra...
Just call it the Crucible. Seems fitting.
or the crumble?
i hope they start out right and put some gold or silver content in those coins
Don't know why Lew would have a beef with this. After all, I do believe it says "Socialist Federal Republic".
Just like in the good old USSA.
Back it with gold, Crimea!
And this is backed by what? Oh wait how silly of me, thin air.
Net! It's backed vith the promice that all veell pay zee debts!
backed by the same thing as America - muscle.
backed by the same thing as America - muscle.
backed by the same thing as America - missile.
Isn't that a restamped Euro coin? 10 RU eh? Shape of things to come ..
I propose they call the new unit of currency the "Nuland"
Crube.
Crimean Rube.
Like iPhone, iPad...
One more Printing Press on full throttle on Funny "Money"!!
It's fake. Only old russian 10 roubles coins are bi-metallic (prior to 2004, if I remember correctly). Other side of this coin is also looks different than any of existing Russian coins. 100% fake.
Hey look everyone!!!! MOAR SHITCOINS!!!!!
Weeeeeee!!!!!!! Buy Crimean Shitcoins!!!!!!!
Not backed by gold? Shocker!!!
President Putin has ordered the Labor Ministry to urgently increase pensions in Crimea to conform to Russian standards, once the peninsula officially joins Russia.
“All Russian citizens must be in equal conditions. Doing this is your task. And don’t waste time, do it as soon as possible,” he told Labor Minister Maksim Topilin.
There are about 677,000 people in Crimea eligible to receive pension from the government. Most of them would have the payments increased by 1.8 to 2 times after the reunification, according to the ministry estimates.
RT (12:20 GMT)
West Germany leveraged East Germany to a greater leverage - with the currency replacement. Not only pensions jumped in value, but all E. German assets. I don't know what happened to pensions.
Putin minted the new coins with his bare hands
The appearance of the law must be upheld, Especially when it's being broken
How about Crumbles?
On the obverse it reads: "Crimea River".
I see what you did there.
CrimeCoin!
That's BitCoin.
How about calling them Pootins?
More evidence this was planned a long time ago. TPTB are in full charge as always.
Those coins will make great cufflinks and buttons for formal Crimean military uniforms ... ;-)
Each coin printed with a unique 256-bit number on the edge!
And a creamy chocolate filling ...
Gold and silver coins! That's awesome. Lady Jane Grey would be proud of Crimea.
Edit: Opps, the colours are a bit off so maybe they didn't use PM.
They didn't have that planned out in advance now did they? They are bi-metallic base metal shitcoins. Yay! Come on Russia, let's use some silver as it is apparently worthless anyway. No? Well, let the digital forex "trading" begin.
I think that nine to six months ago they had the approved stamps. Planning is everything in the NWO.
Crumble!
So, not only Putin better at political theater and military strategy than Odrama, he apparently knows how to get internal government infrastructure work done quickly and efficiently. How long till the EU countries begin to 'preemptively capitulate?' The West is being run by pussies and whiny little bitches, AND China has us by the financial short hairs; Putin must be laughing himself to sleep at night.
A serious question: How long does it actually take to make dies for bi-metalic coins?
Seems awfully fast, just three days after the referendum. Almost like someone knew something in advance.
not almost.
of course it was known in advance. it was all planned.
the 'cruble', LOL ... I like it!