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Summarizing Yellen's First (Disastrous) Press Conference
"Miss me yet?"
"That will be $250,000 for the first 60 minutes, and $250,000 for every subsequent 60 minutes."
Why disastrous? Here is the statement that sent stocks reeling:
“So the language that we used in the statement is considerable period. So I, you know, this is the kind of term it’s hard to define. But, you know, probably means something on the order of around six months, that type of thing.”
Everything else was just Yellen rereading James Joyce's Ulysses. The key points from Bloomberg:
*YELLEN: CHANGE IN FED GUIDANCE IS NO CHANGE IN POLICY INTENT
*YELLEN SAYS SPENDING, PRODUCTION DATA IN LINE WITH EXPECTATIONS
*YELLEN SAYS LABOR MARKET CONTINUES TO IMPROVE
*YELLEN SAYS FINANCIAL CONDITIONS CONSISTENT WITH FOMC AIMS
*YELLEN SAYS FOMC EXPECTS INFLATION TO MOVE GRADUALLY TOWARD 2%
*YELLEN SAYS FOMC TO ENSURE POLICY CONSISTENT WITH DUAL MANDATE
*YELLEN REITERATES FED ASSETS TO CONTINUE TO EXPAND
*YELLEN SAYS FOMC DECISION CONSISTENT WITH PRIOR STATEMENTS
*YELLEN REITERATES QE IS `NOT ON A PRESET COURSE'
*YELLEN REITERATES QE FUTURE HINGES ON PERFORMANCE OF ECONOMY
*YELLEN SAYS LABOR MARKET IMPROVEMENT FASTER THAN ANTICIPATED
*YELLEN SAYS FED GUIDANCE BETTER REFLECTS CURRENT CONDITIONS
*YELLEN SAYS FOMC TO BASE ASSESSMENT ON WIDE RANGE OF DATA
*YELLEN SAYS RATE LIKELY TO STAY LOW FOR LONG AFTER QE ENDS
*YELLEN: FOMC WILL TAKE `BALANCED APPROACH' ON MANDATES ON EXIT
*YELLEN SAYS MANY ON FOMC SEE `RESIDUAL IMPACT' OF CRISIS
*YELLEN SAYS MUCH NEEDS TO BE DONE ON JOBS, INFLATION
*YELLEN REITERATES NEED FOR `HIGHLY ACCOMMODATIVE POLICY'
*YELLEN SAYS FORWARD GUIDANCE HAS BEEN EFFECTIVE
*YELLEN SAYS FORWARD GUIDANCE HAS `VERY USEFUL IMPACT'
*YELLEN SAYS GUIDANCE CHANGE WILL PROVIDE MORE INFORMATION
*YELLEN SAYS GUIDANCE WILL BE QUALITATIVE
*YELLEN SAYS FOMC `NOT CLOSE' TO ACHIEVING FULL EMPLOYMENT
*YELLEN: FOMC TO LOOK AT `MANY MORE THINGS' THAN JOBLESS RATE
*YELLEN SAYS FOMC FULLY COMMITTED TO 2% INFLATION OBJECTIVE
*YELLEN SAYS INFLATION LIKELY TO GRADUALLY MOVE TOWARD 2%
*YELLEN: FOMC ASSESSMENT OF ECONOMY ALMOST IDENTICAL TO DECEMBER
*YELLEN SAYS FOMC STATEMENT PRIMARY FORM OF GUIDANCE
*YELLEN REITERATES NEXT FALL LIKELY TIME FOR ENDING QE
*YELLEN SAYS FOMC FORECAST `DOTS' WILL FLUCTUATE
*YELLEN SEES NEED NOT TO READ TOO MUCH INTO FOMC FORECAST `DOTS'
*YELLEN SEES POSSIBILITY FOR `SHALLOWER GLIDE PATH' FOR RATE
*YELLEN SAYS GROWTH HAS BEEN DISAPPOINTING FOR MANY YEARS
*YELLEN SAYS MANY FOMC PARTICIPANTS SEE HEADWINDS FROM CRISIS
*YELLEN: UNDERWATER MORTGAGES, FISCAL POLICY GROWTH OBSTACLES
*YELLEN SAYS PATH TO `NORMAL' INTEREST RATES MAY BE GRADUAL
*YELLEN SAYS WEATHER HAS WEAKENED ECONOMY IN FIRST QUARTER
*YELLEN SAYS MOST ON FOMC SEE WEATHER WEAKNESS DISSIPATING
*YELLEN SAYS FOMC PROBABLY `OVER-DID' OPTIMISM IN JANUARY
*YELLEN SAYS `THE BUCK STOPS WITH ME' ON POLICY
*YELLEN SAYS SHE `KEENLY' FEELS `WEIGHT OF RESPONSIBILITY'
*YELLEN SEES NO `RADICAL CHANGES' IN FED OPERATIONS
*YELLEN: FOMC HASN'T FACED TRADE-OFF ON INFLATION, EMPLOYMENT
*YELLEN:FOMC EVENTUALLY MAY FACE TRADE-OFF ON PRICES, EMPLOYMENT
*YELLEN:SEES CONSIDERABLE PERIOD BETWEEN QE END, FIRST RATE RISE
*YELLEN SAYS FIRST MAIN RATE INCREASE WILL HINGE ON ECONOMY
*YELLEN SAYS INFLATION CONSISTENTLY BELOW 2% WARRANTS LOW RATE
*YELLEN SAYS QE TAPER DEPENDS ON IMPROVEMENT IN LABOR MARKET
*YELLEN: QE TAPER NEEDS EVIDENCE INFLATION MOVING UP `OVER TIME'
*YELLEN REITERATES SHE LOOKS AT SEVERAL GAUGES OF LABOR MARKET
*YELLEN SAYS LONG TERM UNEMPLOYMENT BEEN `EXCEPTIONALLY HIGH'
*YELLEN SEES CYCLICAL COMPONENT IN FALLING LABOR PARTICIPATION
*YELLEN SAYS SHE ALSO TRACKS LABOR MARKET TURNOVER
*YELLEN SAYS `QUIT RATES' BELOW PRE-RECESSION LEVEL
*YELLEN SAYS HIRES RATE IN LABOR MARKET IS EXTREMELY DEPRESSED
*YELLEN SAYS `HIRES RATE' ALSO `EXTREMELY DEPRESSED'
*YELLEN SAYS WAGE GROWTH HAS BEEN VERY LOW
*YELLEN SAYS WAGE INFLATION BELOW NORMAL AT 2%
*YELLEN SAYS U.S. `LIVED THROUGH A DEVASTATING FINANCIAL CRISIS'
*YELLEN SAYS CRISIS TOOK A HIGH TOLL ON U.S. CITIZENS
*YELLEN SAYS CRISIS MADE BUSINESSES VERY CAUTIOUS
*YELLEN SAYS FISCAL POLICY HAS POSED HEADWIND TO RECOVERY
*YELLEN SAYS FED WILL TRY TO COMMUNICATE CLEARLY ON POLICY
*YELLEN SAYS RECOVERY HAS BEEN `DISAPPOINTING'
*YELLEN SAYS FED WILL TRY TO BE STEADY, TRANSPARENT ON POLICY
*YELLEN: FED WILL TRY NOT TO BE CAUSE OF MARKET INSTABILITY
*YELLEN SAYS RATE OF HOUSEHOLD FORMATION BEEN `VERY DEPRESSED'
*YELLEN EXPECTS HOUSING ACTIVITY TO PICK UP `LATER ON'
*YELLEN SAYS FOMC `COMMITTED TO THE SAME SET OF GOALS'
*YELLEN SAYS STRENGTHENING FINANCIAL SYSTEM WORK IN PROGRESS
*YELLEN SAYS `HIGH PRIORITY' TO RESOLVE `TOO BIG TO FAIL'
*YELLEN SAYS IMPORTANT TO ASSESS ANY POTENTIAL STABILITY THREATS
*YELLEN SAYS BERNANKE HAD GOOD AGENDA, IT'S ONE SHE SHARES
*YELLEN SAYS SHE SHARES AGENDA PURSUED BY BERNANKE
*YELLEN SAYS DIRECT BANKING LINKS TO RUSSIA, UKRAINE NOT LARGE
*YELLEN SAYS FED MONITORING VERY CLOSELY UKRAINE CRISIS
*YELLEN DOESN'T SEE GLOBAL FINANCIAL REPURCUSSIONS FROM UKRAINE
*YELLEN NOT SEEING BROADER GLOBAL FINANCIAL IMPACT OF UKRAINE
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Even the hint at raising rates from zero will cause the mother of all margin unwinds and asset drops. The Fed made a deal with the devil and has been enjoying the benefits for over 5 years, but the price will have to be paid.
Indeed, ZIRP was a can kick with a limited lifespan. That lifespan started dying out roughly around 4Q of 2012. Movements around how petrol/other energy resources are paid for has hastened the death spiral. I believe tapering is actually a move to try and counteract that death spiral, the USDX would be well south of 75 in the absence of it.
six months? hahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
open your eyes.. OPEN YOUR EYES..
Mrs Debtfire is a seat warmer. It's what most of those fed heads are.
Collecting their bankster welfare checks.
Remember the vice chair who I'm sure really runs the show.
"Obama's pick for Fed vice chair -- the no. 2 in command at the Fed -- is Stanley Fischer, a former Bank of Israel chief. Fischer would succeed current Fed chair Janet Yellen, who the Senate recently confirmed to serve as the next head of the Fed starting next month."
Holy Shite. 10yr bond yields jump 10 basis points on Yellen's first ever comments! What a babbling can of incoherent sardines that speech was. Yikes. Glad to see the free world is once again in such capable hands. What a maroon.
I still waiting for Yellen to rip off the Yellen mask and for the real Fed Chairman to reveal themselves - Woody Allen.
Yeah, a Mission Imposible episode. That explains things...
It would make sense, we are all getting F'd in this deal by Daddy Fed
Everything else was just Yellen rereading James Joyce's Ulysses
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this may seem gross, but I do have dreams of Adolf standing up from his grave and doing the BanksterCaust
"Miss me yet?"...
Hell No! And judging from your protege it's just another day!!!
Germany is interpreting Yellen's yapping as a new guidance on potentially sharp rising interest rates come January 2015. If that's the case, then cash will run out sooner. Layoffs will increase, defaults and restructuring becoming more apparent. There's not enough cash to lift all the boats, all the time. We will soon find out.
Deflation is the name of the new game.
which according to yellen's stick save comment that "if inflation remans considerable low and below target then that will mean we keep federal funds rate low for an even longer period of time"
How hard is it to print money?
Juice this fucker.
guy on phone: ya don't say...ya don't say....ya don't say...
overhearing it his friend asks: 'what'd he say'
'he didn't say'
I won't be a bit surprised to see the DOW 100+ tomorrow.
dow and other indices always go up. if there is a dip, buy it. and they always go up double the down dip. stocks ONLY go up. it's a fact.
as for employment.... our local cable company (COX) just did 'a bunch' of terminations. They bought employees in, in groups of 50...to watch a movie!!!...yep...fired by movie.
After 'break up by email or twitter' ya had to see this coming.
I suppose it is just to emotionally draining to fire all those people in person.
It's a lot like Jerry Lewis from "Who's Minding the Store."
It just goes to show that the real action is going towards a new international model post dollar collapse, thanks to nit-wits like Ol' Yeller.
These creeps should be put at the bottom of the ocean.
You're in a big puddle of shit, Janet, and you don't have the shoes for it.
Dammit Janet!
Slut.
I could use a time warp after this multi-year shit show.
Sheeez good! Sheeez good!
Speak some more, pleeeeez! Mrs. Charmwoman!
/strange noise from financial system rumbling in the background...
this is disaster, they are going to cut my clenbuterol dose and will make me pay more on it... i want the panacod ben back
she is just giving her masters time to buy more on the cheap with a dip before she increases QE and this market really starts going parabolic.
Hey SFB, I say she lowers interest paid on reserves before she incresases QE. I know it will be difficult for you, but what does your little PINKO COMMIE brain say?
Benny Bernanke is smiling because he off-loaded some hot, steamy and stinky stuff to Yellen.
Yellen keeps flushing but it keeps overflowing. She can't figure out what's wrong.
I'm going to guess the Fed will decide that the press conferences don't enhance transparency and are henceforth cancelled.
going down looking like a clown
kinda like ThisRideNeverEnds...
"Science is the belief in the ignorance of the experts" – Richard Feynman
Do you ever get that funny feeling we are well fucked?
Funny then aint it?
We are.
It must have been "womens troubles". So this means that with the FOMC meeting every 6 weeks, every other time she's going to be "up on the blocks" and making a fucking shitstorm with her incoherent, hormone-led blather.
Its an easy trade for the estrogen-tracking algos.
you must be young. she is well past menapause.
This aint no party!
This aint no disco!
This aint no foolin' around!!
Blood in the streets. Down 0.70%
*YELLEN SAYS FORWARD GUIDANCE HAS BEEN EFFECTIVE
*YELLEN SAYS FORWARD GUIDANCE HAS `VERY USEFUL IMPACT'
Financial fraud has been effective and will be until financial truth comes out, as it always does.
YELLEN SAYS: ONE BRAZILIAN WAX PLEASE
why is an italian guy who runs a central bank out of frankfurt a better english speaker and overall communicator than this american lady?
holy shit america. i didn't know it was that bad.
but, it's all going to work out.
*YELLEN SAYS `HIGH PRIORITY' TO RESOLVE `TOO BIG TO FAIL'
If it was a high priority, it would have been solved already.
Don't insult James Joyce
just the way the market blackmails the fed chief into doing what they want. the fed chief may serve at the pleasure of the president but they wont last long without the market seal of approval (though bb did survive a nasty dip in 2008, he responded in grand wall street fashion, 1% si si 99% no no)
The drastic rate hikes that preceded the last crash were by design. Bernanke didn't "survive" anything, he was following orders, and his masters specifically benefited, enormously.
*YELLEN:SEES CONSIDERABLE PERIOD BETWEEN QE END, FIRST RATE RISE
Yellen sees considerable period of poor economy, continuing the tradition since 2008.
*YELLEN SAYS U.S. `LIVED THROUGH A DEVASTATING FINANCIAL CRISIS'
U.S. still living a devastating financial crisis, except for Yellen's buddies.
*YELLEN SAYS CRISIS TOOK A HIGH TOLL ON U.S. CITIZENS
Crisis taking high toll on U.S. citizens, except Yellen's buddies.
No blood yet. Wait for Dow 16,023.
Regards,
Fibonacci
*YELLEN SAYS FISCAL POLICY HAS POSED HEADWIND TO RECOVERY
Fiscal policy has dug 6 trillion dollar deeper hole and counting. Digging deeper holes does not lead to recovery
NYT - Ukraine To Pull All Its Forces Out Of Crimea, Concedes Defeat
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/03/20/world/europe/crimea.html?_r=0
Defeat? There was a war?
The Queen is working very hard to weaken the United States for the greater good.
A damn civil one, all things considered.
Have to admit it, The Bernank was a lot prettier than Old Yellen (has anyone ever even seen her smile?).
*YELLEN: FED WILL TRY NOT TO BE CAUSE OF MARKET INSTABILITY
FED is cause of market instability. A 30% rise due to FED QE, is inherently unstable.
*YELLEN SAYS IMPORTANT TO ASSESS ANY POTENTIAL STABILITY THREATS
The FED is THE stability threat.
YELLING DOESNT MAKE IT TRUE.
*YELLEN SAYS BERNANKE HAD GOOD AGENDA, IT'S ONE SHE SHARES
The economy crashed in 2008, under Bernanke. It has never recovered. Yellen calls that a good agenda and seeks more of the same.
The Queen of Spades is off to China with mom and the kids, but no press allowed, all on your dime.
Nixon redux. Will he return with pandas, or tibetan mastiff puppies?
Well, the Chinese invited Curious Michelle to the Oriental Palace. It's not like she's crashing the (communist) party, right?
So Americans can't find out where their gold is, can't audit the Fed, can't find out who owns the Fed banks, and can't use a FOIA suit because the Fed R.S. is a "private entity" and not an "agency" of the US govt. {even though, it has to be an agent of the US, since Congress delegated the issuing power to it in 1913}, and have to wait and see when a small cabal of bankers will decide to hike rates, or stop printing the national currency, and have no guarantee that Fed actions have done anything but made things considerable worse in the long term.
And nobody seems to notice, nobody seems to care.
Cute.
And if that's not bad enough, vast number of people insist on going along with the game!
SNL needs to bring back coffee talk and ask Yellen to visit. its like Buttah!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDXEgBh0TF0
*YELLEN SAYS INFLATION CONSISTENTLY BELOW 2% WARRANTS LOW RATE
A low rate would be above the rate of inflation, not virtually zero. Crushing savers is not warranted.
Hmm. Textbook smug.
*YELLEN SAYS RATE OF HOUSEHOLD FORMATION BEEN `VERY DEPRESSED'
The FED caused that.
Maybe it would be more concise to list the things that Yellen didn't say.
*YELLEN SAYS SKY IS BLUE, EXCEPT ON CLOUDY DAYS AND AT NIGHT.
Now we know why Bernanke chose Yellen. He wanted someone to make him look good.
"Where never is heard a discouraging word"
she needs dissembling lessons from Greensputum
*YELLEN SAYS `HIRES RATE' ALSO `EXTREMELY DEPRESSED'
The FED caused that, too.
Janet says
Have you seen my wig around?
I feel naked without it
She knows
They all want her to go
But that's O.K. man
She dont like them anyway
Janet says
She's goin away to israel
Where she gets my money saved
I'm gonna start tomorrow
I'm gonna kick tomorrow
Gonna kick tomorrow
She gets mad
Starts to cry
She takes a swing but
She cant hit
She don't mean no harm
She just don't know
What else to do about it
*YELLEN SAYS FOMC FULLY COMMITTED TO 2% INFLATION OBJECTIVE
Yellen says FED fully committed to destablizing prices.
And theft by inflation so they can tax the higher price even more
Amateur Hour at the Fed.
*YELLEN SAYS LABOR MARKET IMPROVEMENT FASTER THAN ANTICIPATED
Yellen says worst labor participation rate since 1978, is a faster improvement than anticipated.
The bitch has yet to master the art of opening mouth and not actually saying anything at all.
I don't know what's going on with QE, but inflation is obviously on the rise again, as indicated by higher gas and food prices. We may just get hyper-inflation with this Yellen, particularly if there's another war.
*YELLEN SAYS RATE OF HER SEXUAL INTERCOURSE EXTREMELY DEPRESSED
Oh yah, now there's a big suprise!
I think she'll lower (or eliminate) interest paid on reserves to get the banks to 'shit or get off the pot'. She may not be the 'lackey' to TPTB that her predecessors were (Greenspan & Bernanke are the real bagholders and will be held accountable). This will not be good for the banks. I think her 'soul' has not been sold just yet. Lets she what ensues...
Curious Michelle goes to China to see the Dragon Lady in the Yellow Hat.
Where's the story, Zero Hedge??????????????????????????
Like China needs a phony disbarred poser to tell them about the importance of education.
I think she'll try to tell them they need to eat healthier food. Maybe they should lose some weight. There is an obesity crisis you know. Just look at Michelle's ass.
What are you talking about?! Michelle Obama has a nice ass son! I would definitely hit that bitchez!!
Why is that a story? What effect does that have, geopolitically? Does that affect your personal financial situation?
Obfuscation via trivialities is not a productive thing to fall victim to.
If it's a vacation, it's an abuse of power.
If it's business, what kind of business? No press allowed on the trip! That in itself makes it news.
Imagine if it was Laura Bush. What do you think the NYT would say about that?
What makes Curious Michelle qualified to wipe her ass?
First lady twice? When you going to field someone who wins instead of just thinks they did
What a voice sheesh! I'll replay this if I ever need a sleep aid.
Listen to JFK talk about the budget.
America before it turned into a globalist pig.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZFnTBSRKcg
The JFK years....the halcyon days when our currency was still backed by gold up until the USA first "unofficial" default in 1971 when Nixon overnight changed the rules....
Oh that money in your account is no longer backed by gold...but by our promise...much better...(sarc)
When the Germans bombed pearl harbor
He actually gave a damn about expenditures, and the budget.
The Queen doesn't give a shit! He shits on America!
Look at him..."don't blame me I'm no longer in charge"
You know on his final day they should have unfurled the "mission accomplished" banner that they used for bush on that aircraft carrier...
After this press conference I am firm to say the fed caused the 100 bp debacle lest year? The idea that rates will rise only after QE ends is the hint THEY HAVE no clue! In the coming meetings she will piss off her former colleagues eventually? Next time zero followups with her 0-.25 interest rate lecture? No more apples chairperson!
Tick...tock....tick.....tock......tick.......tock..........
More and more signs of what could come.
What makes this particular set up interesting is, many many people around the world know what is coming. Even the local milk-man talks to his customers about these distractions, and the coming purposely crashed dollar. More people are preparing for the nazi govt goons that plan to overtake America for these foreign banksters. Hyper-inflation is a profiteers scheme to make money from calamity and disaster. People are already fixed bayonets for this scum.
It is becoming more and more entertaining to see these few babylonian cretins speaking and mumbling about things that really do not matter. The milkman commands a larger audience that CARES. No average American gives a shit about what old yeller thinks. They know who owns her, and pulls her strings. They know who it is that plans the coming break-the-door-down at 3:33am antics. Everybody world-wide knows who is responsible for all this garbage world domination carpetbagging. What is funny is how it is being figured out BEFORE it happens any more and the reason for that is, evil never changes. It will always do something evil, stupid, and predictable.
http://www.lignet.com/InBriefs/Malaysia-Hunts-for-Missing-Jet-in-Pakista...
Catch your breathe lean back and allow the fog to clear naturally from the screen
Malaysia and others just look into the wrong direction... they should look into Diego Garcia since the early days... now may be all are too late (what they're doing now just for smoke screen or the PR consumption)
Here's what Jim Stone says:
"...the stealing of Chinese engineers and technology via the theft of flight 370 as a precursor to World War 3. And I think the U.S. was in Ukraine to secure that territory as a precursor as well, and Russia did not play as nice as the cabal thought they would. But the theft of flight 370 indicates to me that they are going to proceed as planned despite Russia's reaction, with whatever they have."
"Circumstances prove the Maldives sighting legit"
Source
I've seen a drunk do a better job at brain surgery.
Inflation won't be recognized, regardless if food and energy rise 50% until they see WAGE PRESSURE. In other words, it doesn't matter that you can't afford food and gas because your wages aren't keeping up with rising prices...rising wages will be the LAST thing they ALLOW to increase.
She will get better at parsing her words andtalking out of both sides of her mouth. Greasepan was cicular babbler who was grossly wrong more than moderately correct and he still not on a lmp post.
what didnt she say
Not as polished a liar? I'm sure that she'll get better.
Fat bottomed girls,
You make the rockin' world go round...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGR-ePhFav0
NO.
Right on track for a September 2016 debacle
Yellen sees everything but sees nothing.
"...This is not even double standards; this is amazing, primitive, blunt cynicism. One should not try so crudely to make everything suit their interests, calling the same thing white today and black tomorrow (…) After the dissolution of bipolarity on the planet, we no longer have stability. Key international institutions are not getting any stronger; on the contrary, in many cases, they are sadly degrading. Our western partners, led by the FED of United States of America, prefer not to be guided by international law in their practical policies, but by the rule of the gun. They have come to believe in their exclusivity and exceptionalism, that they can decide the destinies of the world, that only they can ever be right. They act as they please: here and there, they use force printing of dollars against sovereign states, building coalitions based on the principle “If you are not with us, you are against us.” To make this aggression look legitimate, they force the necessary resolutions from international organisations, and if for some reason this does not work, they simply ignore the UN Security Council and the UN overall. (…) We understand what is happening; we understand that these actions were aimed against the gold in Ukraine and Russia and against Eurasian Banks integration (…) we have every reason to assume that the infamous policy of containment, led in the 18th, 19th and 20th centuries, continues today. They are constantly trying to sweep us into a corner because we have an independent monetary position, because we maintain it and because we call things like they are and do not engage in hypocrisy. But there is a limit to everything. And with Ukraine, our western partners have crossed the line, playing the bear and acting irresponsibly and unprofessionally..."
The best speech made by Helicopter Ben in Jacksonass Hole
You should be a speechwriter, for who I'm not sure, but for someone. Maybe a speechwriter for hire or for a few Good Men
no, no, it is an adaption of Putin speech a day ago. http://vineyardsaker.blogspot.pt/2014/03/president-putins-speech-to-federal.html
YELLEN: I'll vomit on Lady Gaga and shit on US middle-class.
6.5% is not a benchmark it is sucker. Houston, we have a problem
-Cleetus
Hey Benny, "Fuck You!" Jew Bastard!!!
relax, just the first of many disastrous press conferences.
hahhaha jesus christ.............
the pic of Benny saying "miss me yet" made my day.
+1 bilion