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Thu, 03/20/2014 - 09:42 | 4571957 williambanzai7
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Thu, 03/20/2014 - 09:45 | 4571972 cifo
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William, did you make the cover of Economist?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 09:50 | 4571993 TahoeBilly2012
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Sadly the Tribe (tm) efforts will not end. Goyim American's have been completely gutted of any and all Christian morality, led by the Satanists. Even the Swiss are trashing Putin. Evil efforts will soon return.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 09:55 | 4572011 Bonapartist
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The Economist=Red Shield

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:00 | 4572032 jbvtme
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i fear that he and the rest are just reading the script (although i don't want to believe it). the zios want to kill the dollar and he will pull the trigger. at this point, history doesn't evolve. it's engineered.

 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:05 | 4572052 SafelyGraze
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the plan is going pretty well so far

hugs,
mister wolfowitz

'project for the new russian century' 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:07 | 4572065 john39
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nice trick to try and project their satanic new world order onto the only leader actively trying to stop the NWO.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:12 | 4572085 Latina Lover
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I like the cover.  Can you think of a better way to get Obama to pay attention to Putin?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:20 | 4572132 pot_and_kettle
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Do I want to even know what that little profile-photo is of??

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:26 | 4572151 johnQpublic
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damn i hate wrestling

wwf

nwo

 

boxing is what i like

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:12 | 4572380 fx
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The real new world order consists of american drones killing everywhere and whenever POTUS sees fit and American surveillance tracking down every soul on earth. We need at least 3 more Putins to avoid such a depressing outcome.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:52 | 4573087 Things that go bump
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Yes, but for us ladies, the sight of Putin shirtless certainly gladdens the heart. 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:13 | 4572391 Latina Lover
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Re  Pot and Kettle:  it is a picture of an underwater deep sea nudibranch. Took it myself when I went deep diving <g>

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:53 | 4572708 pot_and_kettle
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Thank Gd! lol

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:28 | 4572155 GeezerGeek
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At least he didn't look like Michael Dukakis did.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:40 | 4572207 canstacker
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Too bad he won't see it. I very much doubt that Obama would pay attention to something so high brow as The Economist, Golf Digest is more his speed.                                             

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:15 | 4572105 jbvtme
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where has he been in the past ten years? venezuala, iraq, afgahnistan, libya, sudan, pakistan...? he's protecting his border because he doesn't want to tote brezinski's baggage.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:17 | 4572118 john39
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if he didn't pick his battles wisely, he would end up like Napoleon.  Forget what history says about Napoleon.  He fought the Rothschilds.   So you can assume that almost everything else history says about him is lies.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 18:19 | 4574619 layman_please
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Play one state against another is exactly what NWO would and always has done. Putin is not part of the plan, he is the plan without even knowing it. His reaction to Ukrainian coup was the most predictable thing one can imagine. Russia was waiting for an excuse to secure ex-russian area with Russian majority and military bases/ports. Wake the fuck up, will you. This is chess, so you have to step way back to see the whole chessboard.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:05 | 4572057 Headbanger
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Bullshit!  You're  fucking idiots who keep believing there's some master plan to everything.

People are just not that smart!  Stupidity has more to do with the course of history than anything else!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:08 | 4572067 NoDebt
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Corruption and stupidity running neck and neck around the fourth turn(ing) and heading down the home stretch!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:20 | 4572130 jbvtme
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i met a guy working at the national academy of sciences on cape cod in 1985. he was norwegian with a 160 iq. i asked him what he did there. he said the government provided him and others in the think tank with scenarios, and they would predict the out come. if you are looking for an idiot, fratboy, check the mirror.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:26 | 4572150 SmackDaddy
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Exactly.  Payoff anyone smart enough to call out your bullshit.  Fucking asshole.  By the way, how did you know his IQ?  Who the fuck cares anyways?  If he so goddam smart he would have found himself a productive occupation

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:28 | 4572482 jbvtme
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productive occupations, like hanging around disfunctional chatrooms talking nonsense? 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:49 | 4572668 BLOTTO
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They've got you hoodwinked HB.

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'They' are that smart - brilliant in fact! Ummm, hello?! (knocks on computer screen) - Look at the fucking situation? You think stupidity got us to this point?lol.

Its the exact opposite - its genius...evil - but genius. And their dysfunction will bring them down...not stupidity.

If it was stupidity it wouldve ended on Day 2.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:19 | 4572124 SmackDaddy
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yup.  could never get on board with conspiracy theories. requires and assumption of competence....  you'll be glad to hear im still loading thos cop killer rounds though....

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:23 | 4572143 jbvtme
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it will not be lack of competance which will be their undoing, but the lack of a moral imperative.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:31 | 4572161 TahoeBilly2012
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Hahaha Headbanger, that's what I used to think. I have some news for you, they are NOT rebuilding; Iraq, Afghan, Libya, nor Greece, nor the USA. Why? The financial system is being kept on life support so it can be collapsed in a second, at will , as needed, same with the pending police state. To think that these people are bumbling through everything is nonsensical, read their quotes going back over time, they know exactly what "sustainablity" is in society i.e. money, morality etc. etc. and they will not let it reappear again. Don't be a fool!

We are on a one way ticket to hell...paved with the total destruction of all NATION STATES. It's Biblical and it is happening. 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:38 | 4572200 Ocean22
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There is a master plan, however, the freer people below the plan makers keep f- ing it up for the Globalists. However, sooner or later ....

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:53 | 4572271 booboo
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Everybody has a plan, time, space and what fills that space during that time is all that matters.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:57 | 4573111 marathonman
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'Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.'  Mike Tyson

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 17:54 | 4574534 booboo
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Everybody has a plan, time, space and what fills that space during that time is all that matters.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:54 | 4572277 canstacker
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There may not be a script to what is happening in the world, but it is foolish to believe that these people got where they are from nothing more than dumb luck. You are right about people not being that smart, but the people that control them most certainly are. Unfortunately most of them are also psycopaths because they reqire a compete lack of morals to do the things necessary to rise to the top. The true idiots are put in places like Congress where they can be easily manipulated to pass laws that benefit their masters while the sheep believe that their best interests are being served.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:56 | 4572278 canstacker
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Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:22 | 4572448 MrBoompi
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There is a master plan.  We're just not privy to it.  Events don't always proceed according to the plan, but basically it revolves around control of natural resources and money.  I know you'd rather believe world events just happen, but usually find out later they were engineered, and planned well in advance.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:28 | 4572481 Oquities
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apparently you bumble thru your life day by day without any forethought, so you presume your intellectual superiors (most everyone) does so too.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:08 | 4572825 Babalooee
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Wasn't it Mencken who said "Why blame conspiracy when human stupidity accounts for so much.....

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:59 | 4572266 it aint easy
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Yea.. choose between handpuppet 'Vlad the Impaler' or handpuppet 'Obum the Impaled'.

The outcome however, is the same.

 

(And yea, history has been nearly completely engineered for hundreds of years now. Flame away fuckers, I know I'm right.)

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 17:45 | 4574505 layman_please
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You mean history or historic events? Well you're probably right in both cases!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:14 | 4572300 KickIce
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If they wanted to kill the dollar we would be at war already.   I don't know about you but if I could devise a system where I could take a couple of pieces of paper with dead presidents and with it purchase politicians, military, real estate, gold, oil…., I’d want that to go on forever.   Now they do realize the dollar will end, but when it does they’re looking for a way that they do not take the blame and gives the illusion they are the solution to problem.   New boss, (literally) same as the old boss.  But meanwhile they are going to milk every last asset they can out of the system.

 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 09:57 | 4572019 Latina Lover
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Judging by the cover, someone at the Economist is expressing their latent homosexual love for Putin.... gotta love those British Boy Schools...ask Jimmy Savilles friends.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:01 | 4572026 jbvtme
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moved

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:16 | 4572113 SmackDaddy
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What part of christian "morality" are you talking about?  The part where catholics buttfuck little boys?  You know your savior Jesus was a fucking jew, right?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:23 | 4572140 pot_and_kettle
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not worth a response other than that you're in need of help

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:24 | 4572145 Quinvarius
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I suspect he was talking about the ten commandments, the golden rule, cooperation, tolerance, forgiveness, and justice.  All the buttfuckers I remember from the bible got nuked by God.  Christianity is the most moral and peaceful religion. 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:34 | 4572179 GeezerGeek
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Too many people fail to distinguish between what the Bible says in the New Testament and what people who call themselves Christians actually do. So: do we laud Hitler for saying he wanted to kill Jews and then doing it? At least he wasn't a hypocrite, like all thos dastardly Christians. Do we laud Obama, who wanted to spread the wealth around and has, some through Obamacare and some more through crony capitalism?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:32 | 4572493 Oquities
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people also seem to overlook that Christianity is a reformation of all the vile, hateful practices espoused in the Old Testament.  whether you believe in it or not, its tenets are more peaceful and forgiving than Judaism and Islam, regardless of how it is sometimes wrongly practiced.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:41 | 4572212 americhinaman
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morality is in the eye of the beholder.  to the christian little-boy-abuser, christians are the most moral of people.  from anyone else's perspective, that speaks volumes about the morality of christians.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:37 | 4572528 Oquities
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the "little-boy-abuser" is not practing the tenets of Christianity, no matter what he calls himself.  and morality is only in the eye of the beholder if that jaundiced eye is ensconced in the eye socket of a moral relativist, the most irrational of minds.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:04 | 4573490 therearetoomany...
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Fuck.

Catholics are not christians.   Just money grubbing power fucks.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:38 | 4573307 crunchyfrog
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you seem to be implying that Putin is good because of his fine collection of enemies. I would be more impressed if his friends looked more respectable. I mean, Assad, the Fearless Leader of Byelorus and Papa Turkmen...It is possible to make Netanyahoo look ok if not good, and Putin is trying. 

 

Oh yeah, The Supreme Leader of Iran matches any nutjob the Saudis have. Mr Pot should probably shut up.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:16 | 4572114 Wile-E-Coyote
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Hey I would have thought Putin would have had his dick slapped out across that turret.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:20 | 4572434 Spawn of Cagliostro
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My thoughts exactly. Oh boy.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 09:51 | 4571984 Dr. Engali
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Too funny. Our girly man "representatives."

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 09:50 | 4571992 MsCreant
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So that is what they mean by stretching the truth!

Better keep a good grip on that, it can spring out of control and smack you in the face.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:29 | 4572162 bullchit
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Keeping a grip on "the truth" is not possible. (who's truth?)

Try reality....Oh wait...who's reality?

How do I view my reality? God (Mr Universe) had this problem and created us.

How do you view yourself MsCreant? Who have you created?

How do we view your creation?

That is who you are.

What we, (A bunch of people you really wouldn't normally be seen dead with) say you are.

Kindest Regards

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 09:51 | 4572002 Spastica Rex
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You mean happiness?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:11 | 4572371 Element
Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:34 | 4573273 acetinker
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Thanks, Element.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:51 | 4573078 JuliaS
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Will, could you do Obama riding a drone in a cowboy hat, Dr. Strangelove style?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 09:42 | 4571958 Truther
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I Would like a horse like that.....

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 09:46 | 4571978 MsCreant
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It eats a whole lot. High maintenance too.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:07 | 4572063 Headbanger
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Don't get married!!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 09:44 | 4571962 LawsofPhysics
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"The Economist" - LMFAO!!  Next to forbes, this is probably the number one propaganda mouthpiece for those "in the club".

stopped that subscription long ago...

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 09:45 | 4571971 Big Corked Boots
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Amen. Fuck the economist - propaganda from the .01% aimed at the 1%.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:25 | 4572148 pot_and_kettle
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And fuck Strobe Talbott too!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:49 | 4572254 Gut Logic
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And now we read ZH.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 09:46 | 4571977 Dr. Engali
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Sadly there was a time when I read that rag too.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 09:59 | 4572030 Winston Churchill
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Wasn't too bad back in the 60's and 70's before the red shield bought it.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:02 | 4572040 Dr. Engali
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That's a little before my time. I ditched it in 2009.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:54 | 4572279 Bahamas
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Judging by the dates you mentioned reading it, you must be the real Churchill still alive.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:08 | 4572000 Nostradumbass
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Yup.

Rothchild owned.

 

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Who_owns_the_economist_magazine

 

 

 

 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:49 | 4572252 DanDaley
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My father-in-law still thinks that that the Economist is news from on high, but he never seems to know how bad things are with JP Morgue, Corzine, gold theft/rehypothication, and on and on.  Lots of people stuck in the normalcy-bias world of yesterday.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 09:54 | 4572009 JustObserving
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The Economist degenerated into pure propaganda years ago.  Now I would not read it, if they paid me.  Even Salon ridicules it:

I have a confession to make:  I quit paying attention to the Economist more than a decade ago.  I am not tempted to resume reading the London-based publication, even though every few years a columnist, invariably on the center-right, touts it as the world’s greatest magazine. In light of the ongoing collapse of print journalism in the age of the Internet, that claim could be true and yet not very impressive, like an individual’s status as the greatest concert pianist in Paraguay.

http://www.salon.com/2012/10/15/the_economist_magazine%E2%80%99s_phony_%.../

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:29 | 4572160 RaceToTheBottom
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"Unfortunately, the Economist has not undergone a conversion. What is calls “true progressivism” is fake progressivism but authentic libertarianism, in a moderate and genteel rather than an extreme Ayn Randian form."

 

 

??????

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 09:56 | 4572015 Mi Naem
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Yes, a distraction. 

My first thought was that Putin and Russia are no more the NWO than Italy or Greece. 

The NWO arises from groups with no nation state allegiance or identity. 

 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:06 | 4572058 Winston Churchill
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Sakar is now convinced Putin is the real deal, not a NWO manikin.

Great commentary over @vineyardofthesakar.com on Putins Duma speeech.

Well worth the read.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:10 | 4572075 john39
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I agree. is standing in their way.  and its a wonderful thing to see.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:03 | 4572327 Mi Naem
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Very interesting link Churchill: http://vineyardsaker.blogspot.com/

I read this portion -

Today, many nations are revising their moral values and ethical norms, eroding ethnic traditions and differences between peoples and cultures. Society is now required not only to recognise everyone’s right to the freedom of consciousness, political views and privacy, but also to accept without question the equality of good and evil, strange as it seems, concepts that are opposite in meaning. This destruction of traditional values from above not only leads to negative consequences for society, but is also essentially anti-democratic, since it is carried out on the basis of abstract, speculative ideas, contrary to the will of the majority, which does not accept the changes occurring or the proposed revision of values. We know that there are more and more people in the world who support our position on defending traditional values that have made up the spiritual and moral foundation of civilisation in every nation for thousands of years: the values of traditional families, real human life, including religious life, not just material existence but also spirituality, the values of humanism and global diversity. Of course, this is a conservative position. But speaking in the words of Nikolai Berdyaev, the point of conservatism is not that it prevents movement forward and upward, but that it prevents movement backward and downward, into chaotic darkness and a return to a primitive state.

and thought to myself, "that could have been written by Pat Buchanan"! 

It really is depressing when the Soviet KGB agent running Russia sounds more sensible and conservative than the POTUS and most of our other erected "representatives", and by a lot! 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:05 | 4572056 messystateofaffairs
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The Economist wouldn't know a real free market economy if it crawled up their ass and rotted there.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:05 | 4572808 Coldfire
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That is a foetid but fine observation, my good fellow.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:11 | 4572379 Freddie
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The Economist is like Playboy for State Dept types who also work for The Company in Langley.  They are all employees of The Red Shield and Rockefellers.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 09:45 | 4571970 Dr. Engali
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That's some set of guns Putin has.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:36 | 4572193 toys for tits
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Putin is happy to see someone.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 09:46 | 4571976 RaiZH
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While TIME magazine states on their front cover for next week's issue "The Return of the Old World Order" 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 09:47 | 4571980 PlusTic
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I aint gay, but I have to say it "I fucking love this guy'

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 09:53 | 4572006 Spastica Rex
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In an agape kind of way?

 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:23 | 4572144 ParkAveFlasher
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For me, it's fraternal.  I'd like to tell Obama to go get his shinebox with tanks, too.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:07 | 4572059 Bonapartist
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he does look better riding  in it than Dukakis

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:13 | 4572090 dontgoforit
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So would Shirley Temple.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 18:06 | 4574573 StychoKiller
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Here she is, consulting with the Admiral of the fleet...

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 09:47 | 4571981 Buckaroo Banzai
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"I'll have more flexibility after the election." -- Barack Hussein Obama

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 09:57 | 4572023 pot_and_kettle
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" Da, komrade, you will need. " Vladimir Putin

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 09:48 | 4571983 Caveman93
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"Is that a 125 mm 2A46M smoothbore gun barrel, or are you just happy to see me?"

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 09:48 | 4571986 MsCreant
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The NWO: "I'll have Borscht with that please."

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:10 | 4572362 it aint easy
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NWO: choose between gefilte or khlav kalash flavour.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 09:50 | 4571995 rtalcott
Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:10 | 4572223 RaceToTheBottom
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I don't think that many caught that the author of this post was WB.

An indication of the quality of his work.....

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 13:19 | 4580477 RaceToTheBottom
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I take it back, it was a real cover of the economist. 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 09:51 | 4571999 Charles Nelson ...
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Obama will chase him down with his 10 speed and bike helmet on....

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 09:59 | 4572028 Bonapartist
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Mom jeans vs combat fatigues

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 09:56 | 4572008 magpie
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Three or four doggy style Svoboda Ukrainian suicide bombers will take care of Moskva Volodya

(by doggy style it was not anything sexual, just people crawling under a tank to blow up)

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 09:55 | 4572010 YHC-FTSE
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"George Osborne dares to be dull" started me on the giggles.

"William Hague's audacious heterosexuality" would be another good headline. 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:03 | 4572044 smacker
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And here's another good 'un;

      Staunch Conservative David Cameron's claim that "we're all in this together"

 

 

.....sumting not kwite rite.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:08 | 4572821 Coldfire
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Camoron.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 09:59 | 4572016 tony wilson
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putins behavior

will not stand.

it cannot be allowed to stand.

we must not allow this to stand.

standing bare chested in a big fuck off tank heading for freedonia is a violation of long standing rothschild sitting agreements.

putin standing

within the framework of a fuck off tank is  a total disregard for eu and nato health and safety fuck off tank law

also a violation of nazi nuland jewish norms.

bare chested putin  tank standing cannot be allowed to stand.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:01 | 4572037 magpie
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It is not impossible that a Rothschild scion could have such a photo op, or are they allergic to the steel forged by their minions...i do not know, i am an alien lol

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 09:58 | 4572025 youngman
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I wonder does he just call up the military and ask for a tank ride????

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:03 | 4572045 Bonapartist
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that's Pooty-Poot's daily driver

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 09:59 | 4572029 messystateofaffairs
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Fuck James Bond, I wanna be bad like Vlad.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 09:59 | 4572031 RevRex
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Obama is now posting photos of himself riding Reggie Love, since that is far more manly than the photos of himself riding a woman's bicycle.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:00 | 4572035 Peter Pan
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Once upon a time the gladiators and the Christians were sacrificed in the colosseum. I get the funny feeling that this time round, the unsuspecting audience is going to be sacrificed.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:00 | 4572036 Sudden Debt
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WE HAVE THE CHEVY VOLT AGAINST YOUR TANKS PUTIN!!!! VOLT!!! YEAH!!! REMEMBER THAT ONE!!!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:04 | 4572046 shankster
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Are Yellen & Merkel sisters?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:17 | 4572115 Peter Pan
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They are actually brothers.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:05 | 4572049 Dr. Engali
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William needs to juxtapose that picture against Obama in his mom pants riding his bike.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:47 | 4572244 ChanceIs
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One sad thing about America is that such a photo construct could/would swing voting wildly.

Just a prediction - not intended to be judgmental - but I think that the whole profile of the next Prez candidate will be moved away from "war on women" and "tolerance" back into who is the bigger stud mode.

Daddy Bush really shot up in the polls when Dukakis made his own tank riding photo-op and looked like a dork.  Sad about America.

God forbid we get tough, fighter-jock McCain for the 40th time in '16. 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:11 | 4572840 Coldfire
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McCain face looks like two bags of walnuts. Please, Lord., give this fuckwit the hook already.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:51 | 4573400 therearetoomany...
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If you look at it, we're in the height of the comparable Weimar period.   And that excessive liberalism gave rise to the now all to famous Hitler.   That is the only thing I fear with our current trajectory.  Never underestimate the US electorate's desires for a quick fix that could make way for a real sick fuck.  

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:14 | 4573527 ChanceIs
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Few realize that Winston Churchill was a liberal by early 20th century standards - child labor laws, social insurance and the like.  He admired Germany's social programs of that period, even up until Weimar.  He was Chancellor of the Exchequer (sp?), and I think liked balanced budgets. I am rather sure that he put Britain back on the gold standard post WWI, with disasterous results.  The experts say the exchange rate was set way too low.  Of course when it came to waging war he was a conservative with all the right stuff.  And then was thrown out on his ear immediately post WWII because he didn't want to give away the store.

So is the door open for a real sick, quick fix, f*&k, as you suggest?  Ahhhhh....yes.  Am afraid so.  Is there a Churchill in the wings?  Rand/Ron Paul I hope/maybe.  We need to hang all of the bankers first

There are those who say that Grandaddy Bush financed Hitler, whilst Daddy Bush put the contract out on JFK.  Karen Hudes is a real high level whistle blower, World Bank counselor/attorney.  She fingered the bankers as having done in JFK - not Daddy Bush in particular.  It fits.  She went on to say that there is another race of humanoids who basically form the world government crowd and want to keep the regular humans in serfdom.  The Jesuits do all the killing and the Vatican gets all of the interest on US Treasuries.   That woman has lost it.  Katherin Austin Fitts is another brilliant woman who was "deep in the enemy's council" and tells tales of harrassment.  I think she tells the truth.  I hope she can keep it together better than Karen H.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:41 | 4573321 therearetoomany...
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and helmet...making him look more special-needy than usual.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:43 | 4573327 therearetoomany...
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double post

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:08 | 4572070 no1wonder
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Germany is frank about its financial interests. Not so France, whose banks widely lead the pack in lending money to Russian enterprises.

Western banks lend billions to Russia (US$ Billion)
France: 51
USA: 37
Italy: 29
Germany: 24
UK: 19
Netherlands: 18

Europe still has not realized its interests are different from the US ones. The sole thought on Obama's and his handlers' mind is to weaken Russia as much as possible. Europeans are living on one continent with Russia, and this is a great country whose culture and politics are of incomparable significance. This is Russia s supreme military and economic power. Threatening it with sanctions is not only insulting but also inefficient, counterproductive and just ridiculous. Ceasing the dialogue with Russia would be a grave and impermissible mistake.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:25 | 4572142 shinobi-7
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It is very disheartening to see Europe engaged in a chess game with Russia that they cannot win. Expect Japan to follow suit any time now.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:34 | 4572183 magpie
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Everyone knows that the Japanese are an weak willed, hedonistic, amnesiac Korean-Polynesian race not endowed with intelligence, a sense of individuality, creativity or self-providence.

They will not survive the new world order decreed by multi-ethnic diversity or Anglo-Saxon intellectualism. Or the order decreed by neither.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:29 | 4573934 kurt
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Seig-fuckin'-Heil.

Phreneological examination reveals you have a dent where a bump should be. Therefor you shall be eliminated.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:13 | 4572858 Coldfire
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Le plus ca change. Look at the history of the Crimean War.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:09 | 4572072 Mercury
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John Kerry is going to cancel Putin's Netflix account.

Then he'll be sorry.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:10 | 4572074 IridiumRebel
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Horse of Cards

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:14 | 4572081 wtf1369
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Edit: Evidently posting pictures requires actual skills I don't posses. Please pardon the post.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:12 | 4572086 symtex411
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In Russia, tank ride you.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:13 | 4572094 shinobi-7
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So the 21C starts in 2014 but we knew that already although we should probably be more concerned by what's going on in Beijing than in Kiev for the time being.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:13 | 4572095 smacker
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Putin has very clearly crossed an Obama red line in posing for this photo.

Obama will respond with a posed photo of himself sitting astride a cruise missile on its way to Mars.

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I can dream.....

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:48 | 4572247 lakecity55
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Nah, Bath House will pose in sexy lingerie, with a Walther holster in his garter belt. He'll be kissing a Walther PPK with a sultry look on his face.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:13 | 4572096 john milton
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Mr Putin, the saver of usa labor markets, radioactive ash cleaners job openings will explode sky high

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:14 | 4572101 Rising Sun
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Get the drones!!!!!!!!!!!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:18 | 4572123 Cattender
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Thanks! you guys just gave me a new screen saver.. LOL!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:20 | 4572129 Agent P
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I think we should all chip in and get that man a ZH t-shirt. 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:28 | 4572157 vyeung
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Yea right, Putin asks the Crimea people to vote, NATO/DC/EU use coups, terrorists and cunning mis-direction and so called international law to hijack countries and install puppets to sell them cheap resource so the IMF can pileage everything and milk it dry. The Economist is full of shit anyway, I stop reading it like 15 years ago.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:31 | 4572170 Martin T
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"Putinator" - I'll be back

" I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle."

"I need your naval base, your air base and your national gas company"

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:32 | 4572173 deepsouthdoug
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The media loves that thug with his shirt off. 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:42 | 4572596 Clowns on Acid
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Well you do know that the "Media" is gay...right ?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:40 | 4572208 Itchy and Scratchy
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I remember seeing him on that float in the gay pride parade!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:14 | 4573188 besnook
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the problem in the west is there are so many gay dudes now that they will have to ban topless men in most urban centers because of all the public hardons it would encourage. the west is one big gay pride parade.

at least a man without a shirt in russia is a man and not some fem boi pussy.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:42 | 4572213 Billy Shears
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War mongering by tptb msm lapdogs.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:12 | 4572228 lakecity55
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Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:47 | 4572241 dogismycopilot
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Disclosure: two of my biggest clients in the oil and gas field are two Russian oil companies. Ochen Bolshoi neft companies.

Honestly, they are great to deal with. They pay their bills, they are easy to contract with and once they trust you it's easy peasy. also, their female lawyers are so incredibly beautiful and well dressed i look for excuses to visit their offices because its like being at a fashion show.

i hope they do well in Offshore Crimea because they are easier to deal with than the US companies that is for sure...also, Moscow is a helluva lot more fun to visit than Houston.

Fuck the economist.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:51 | 4572245 hoist the bs flag
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that is NOT photo shopped...not photo shopped at all...damn just realized it was a WB job...well played.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:53 | 4572269 hoist the bs flag
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or is it? crap...

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:07 | 4572346 agstacks
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Are those guns registered? 

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