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Here Come The Official Russian Counter Sanctions: Boehner, Reid, McCain Barred From Entering Russia

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Moments after Obama "escalated" against Russia with a second set of sanctions, here comes the prepared Russian statement, which bars the following US individuals from entering the Russian Federation "in relation to the US sanctions over Ukraine and Crimea."

The people sanctioned via the Russian foreign ministry:

  • Caroline Atkinson
  • Daniel Pfeiffer
  • Benjamin Rhodes
  • Harry Reed (sic)
  • John Boehner
  • Robert Menendez
  • Mary Landrieu
  • John McCain
  • Daniel Coats

The original, with Harry Reid's name misspelled:

 

More detail from RIA:

In the sanctions list of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Russia against the United States, including Barack Obama's aides entered Pfeiffer and Rhodes House Speaker Beyner and Senator McCain.

 

"In response to the U.S. administration released March 17 sanction measures against a number of Russian officials and deputies of the Federal Assembly as a" punishment "for the support of the referendum in the Crimea, the Russian Foreign Ministry said the introduction of reciprocal sanctions against a similar number of U.S. officials and legislators," - Foreign Ministry said in a statement posted on the site office.

 

In a statement, the Russian Foreign Ministry said that every hostile attack Russia will respond adequately.

 

"We have repeatedly warned that the use of sanctions instruments - double-edged thing, and boomerang hit by the U.S. However, the U.S. side, it seems, continues to blindly believe in the efficacy of these methods taken from the arsenal of the past, and do not want to admit the obvious: the inhabitants of Crimea democratically in full compliance with international law and the UN Charter voted for reunification with Russia, respect and accept this choice, "- said in a statement.

 

"Such a decision may like it or not, but it is a reality to be reckoned with. Should be no doubt: for every hostile attack, we will respond appropriately," - confirmed in a statement the Foreign Ministry.

 

Who entered the United States expanded sanctions list.

 

Previously, the official website of the U.S. Treasury Department issued advanced sanctions list, which included 20 other people - Russian officials, businessmen and parliamentarians.

 

U.S. authorities have included in the list of co-owner of the bank "Russia" Yuri Kovalchuk, head Vladimir Yakunin, businessman Boris and Arkady Rotenberg and Gennady Timchenko. Earlier in the list of Russian citizens who are denied entry to the United States and whose assets in the United States will be frozen, included only policy.

 

In addition, the sanctions now imposed on the bank "Russia".

And like that, the second Cold War promptly "escalates" into a namecalling farce.

 

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Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:48 | 4572651 RacerX
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We don't want 'em in the US either. Can we counter-counter-sanction them as well?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:50 | 4572666 Divided States ...
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They might as well put the entire congress on their...fuckin muthafuckas

Damn, Putin is really earning my respect too after these events.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:54 | 4572711 wallstreetapost...
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and Russia just announced the are blocking access to their PutFlix accounts.... now the war has started...

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:59 | 4572759 Soul Glow
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Is anyone else enjoying watching the oligarchs from both sides get their assets frozen?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:03 | 4572789 johnQpublic
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your money is no good here

snicker

giggle

laugh...laughing more

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:07 | 4572819 smlbizman
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putin to oblowme...12 seconds

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCgjQD1kvrc

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:11 | 4572847 SamAdams
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Isn't Menendez a hot-shot for the Council on Foreign Relations? 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:22 | 4572918 The Big Ching-aso
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What a relief. At least the Russian mail-bride channel's still open.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:30 | 4572965 knukles
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The Russkies are Protecting their Citizenry
It's all for the Children

Keeping Menendez away form underage boys...
Go figure.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:06 | 4573154 Richard Chesler
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If you like your crooks you can keep them.

 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:20 | 4573201 Tall Tom
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Putin is being a Son of a Bitch.. We do not want Boehner, Reid, McCain, et al..in fact the whole Congress in the United States.

 

Why is he taking out the fuck up politicians out on us?

 

Putin is acting like a Drill Instructor. Is it Company Punishment for the rest of us because of those fuckheads? We ought to recall all of those Congresscritters and throw them a Blanket Party. What a bunch of fuckups.

 

Damn...

 

At least we can send him Feinstien and Boxer before he bans them. That will be justice. Let them fuck up his country for awhile.

 

LMAO.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:11 | 4573512 Town Crier
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McCain is probably strutting around his office, dictating into a recorder a long, sarcastic letter to Obama, about how this finally proves he's beaten Obama after all.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:08 | 4572826 Oh regional Indian
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Actually the natural rhyme of history is starting to look too much like a repeat for comfort.

The Great Jewish boycott of German goods, 1933:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Nazi_boycott_of_1933

Axes are being ground and allies are being brought around....

Strange days made stranger still once you become a pattern recognizer...

ori

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:37 | 4573001 Goldenballs
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Wheres the British list,hate to be left out and our lots just as creepy.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:11 | 4572850 wallstreetapost...
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Like any of these people have money in Russia.....  The russians would have to freeze their swiss accounts for it be meaningful..... Harry Reid would be on the first flight to Bern....

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:13 | 4572863 Soul Glow
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It's all rehypothicated.  Money you think is in one place is in another.  

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:48 | 4573060 Oh regional Indian
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What you are speaking of is not money.

It is Debt+Fiat.

Money is far denser.

ori

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:55 | 4572722 Headbanger
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If Obama REALLY wants to retaliate .. Send them Justin Bieber!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:58 | 4572744 ParkAveFlasher
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Four words: Miley Cyrus Free Concert

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:35 | 4572961 Goldenballs
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Justin Bieber a complete prat.Excellent track below that shows what he should do,

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwn5IVEYAvA

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:23 | 4573234 Tall Tom
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Send him Madonna also. He really likes Madonna. LOL. Maybe we should give him the people in San Francisco. You just know howfond he is of those people.

 

Of course we could send Obama. That will make him happy as a lark.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:56 | 4572732 Sudden Debt
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WHAT'S NEXT???

A MASSIVE RUSSIAN DEFRIENDING INITIATIVE ON FACEBOOK???

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:58 | 4572752 Headbanger
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Oh man, you're in BIG trouble now for giving them that cruel idea!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:02 | 4572786 TahoeBilly2012
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Russia is a big Country to be stuck in.

1. skiing

2. lively capital

3. beautiful women

4. mountains

5. oceans

6. timezones

7. sub tropics

8. arctic

9. fishing

10. hunting

11. no fucking Hollywood. Manhattan or DC

12. whats not to like?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:11 | 4572845 Headbanger
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You forgot:

13)  AK-47s, Ak-74s, AK-2012s

14) Really good vodka

15) CLEAN subway systems

16) Great classical music

17) Great math and chess skills

18) BIG rockets

 

Not to like:

 

Gulags. But we have a lot of more of our citizens in ours!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:24 | 4572925 DoChenRollingBearing
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Ah, well, yeah OK, but a big negative for me:

-1) VERY COLD!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:36 | 4572995 Clowns on Acid
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DoChen - Not in Crimea !

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:52 | 4573088 DoChenRollingBearing
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Point conceded !

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:07 | 4573159 angel_of_joy
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Cold is OK. It helps building character.

Just compare their guy with ours, and check where each of them used to live...

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:43 | 4573035 indygo55
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What the hell??? You forgot:

No Wall Street!!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:15 | 4572873 Soul Glow
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I like fucking Hollywood.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:51 | 4572678 Latina Lover
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We need first to lure them out of the US, first. Perhaps we can bait them with the  hook of  molesting little boys, girls and young animals.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:54 | 4572710 Oquities
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i recall back-and-forth like this in elementary school.  "you started it!"  "did not."  this is not how grown ups in charge of countries are supposed to behave.  "Do you like Russia? - circle yes or no."

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:57 | 4572740 McMolotov
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Oh yeah? Well my dictator can beat up your dictator!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:05 | 4572801 BandGap
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Your dictator chews Bubs Daddy.

Guess it beats bullets. What a joke.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:57 | 4572737 WhiteHose
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perfect! lol!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:58 | 4572748 Mr Pink
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Someone tell Lurch Kerry to start a squirmish with Germany so we can "sanction" their gold

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:15 | 4572860 stant
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dc has a built in pussie magnate.if you take that in the right context

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:02 | 4573479 bh2
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Why Harry Reid?  I'd have thought he's one of their favorite Americans!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:45 | 4574311 rosiescenario
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They did that as a cover for him....so he can still be their mole.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:48 | 4572652 Occident Mortal
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What about Emperor Dimon?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:51 | 4572679 101 years and c...
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they love dimon.  he's part of the oligarch that is destroying the US from the inside.  he goes there, they'd worship him.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:48 | 4572653 Spastica Rex
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Do any of those people go to Russia?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:57 | 4572736 Sudden Debt
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Their escorts do...

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:19 | 4572812 Fredo Corleone
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They hardly ever leave the confines of the Beltway, let alone "visit" their own districts.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:48 | 4572654 drink or die
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No John McCain?  I'm super jealous of the Russians now.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:49 | 4572661 Spastica Rex
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Who?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:53 | 4572700 RSloane
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McCain - you know, the guy that got rich off of ear wax and bad teeth.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:57 | 4572741 Headbanger
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No Sarah Palin either.

Oh that's right!  She can see Russia from her house so she could just walk over there anyways..

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:27 | 4572947 DoChenRollingBearing
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Why should Russia keep out a pretty yet libertarian type?  

I would be ecstatic if the Russians DEMANDED Michelle O, well, like that´s going to happen...

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:48 | 4573063 Steaming_Wookie_Doo
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Only if they needed a mate for the yeti they have in captivity.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:47 | 4574317 rosiescenario
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Putin has invited her to go hunting with him....he holds her in high esteem and would like her to bear a child for him....

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:26 | 4572941 greatbeard
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>> the guy that got rich off of ear wax and bad teeth.

Give credit where credit is due, I've had ear wax and bad teeth all my life and it never got me nothin'.  John took nothin' and made something out of it.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:54 | 4572709 Divided States ...
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I think they meant JOHN McCLANE of DIE HARD...the russians hate him even more

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:12 | 4572853 Raging Debate
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Divided States - Now that was fucking funny! I am making a drink for these threads :/)

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:29 | 4572937 socalbeach
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John McCain, number 8 on the list.  The Russkies missed a good chance to misspell McCain as McInsane, and to properly spell Harry Reed as Reid.  I guess they can always come up with a version 1.1.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:46 | 4573051 HairyChestedFrogman
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Hairy Reed= proper spelling

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:00 | 4573121 bagehot99
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Lying Sack O' Shit.

 

There, it's better, no?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:50 | 4572667 krispkritter
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Of course they don't want them, we don't want them either!  Somebody get Canada on the phone, if we have to put up with Bieber, at least they can take these traitors off our hands...

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:18 | 4573207 ThirdWorldDude
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Hey, why isn't the sam'wich lady on that list?

I hope it means Vlad has also issued a bounty list with her name on it.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:50 | 4572673 LawsofPhysics
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Awesome!

I remain long black markets, sharecropping, physical assets, and a dependable tribe.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:50 | 4572674 crash commando
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Wow.  You mean I have MORE rights than a congressmen in this particular instance?  Fantastic.  

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:04 | 4572798 LawsofPhysics
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About fucking time huh?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:51 | 4572677 Itchy and Scratchy
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Any chance they can be barred from the U.S. too?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:11 | 4572841 toys for tits
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That would confuse the Russians so much, they'd tread much more carefully.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:36 | 4572997 agent default
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No, but in the near future, they will be banned from Alaska.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:51 | 4572680 TruthInSunshine
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What about non-identical triplets of Chuck Schumer, Eric Cantor & Bibi Netanyahu?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:51 | 4572681 HamRove
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How about if we send them over as prisoners?

Would they take them then?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:53 | 4572706 Winston Churchill
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Poluting their prisons.

I don't think so.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:51 | 4572684 Dr. Engali
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I see they got my P.O.S senator Daniel Coats too.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:51 | 4572685 caimen garou
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his name is spelled a s s h o l e

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:59 | 4572686 Rainman
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Noticed Commie Comrades Valerie Jarrett and Samantha Power are still welcomed with open arms.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:53 | 4572687 Chuck Knoblauch
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Yup, the gals are in charge. No doubt about it now.

Both sides have updated their Facebook status.

Grow the fuck up!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:52 | 4572693 toys for tits
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I'm thinking I might like Putin:

He allows Snowden in, but bars Reed and company.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:52 | 4572694 NOTaREALmerican
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Looks like Putin doesn't know who runs Merica either.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:50 | 4574329 rosiescenario
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Yep....banning the puppets but not the puppeteers.....

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:52 | 4572697 Kaiser Sousa
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"wipe them out...all of them..."

Darth Sidious

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:17 | 4572870 magpie
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Well, they dropped the folks of MH 370 out of the plane...and we Asiatics have no morals anyway.

I heard the Jews of Long Island no longer lend credence to these socalled Abrahamic "religions"...fair is fair.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:54 | 4572716 q99x2
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Arrest them.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:54 | 4572717 PlusTic
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Fuck the sanctions...send them to the Gulag!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:55 | 4572719 semperfi
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I guess they like Nuland. After all, they share the "Fuck the EU!" sentiment.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:06 | 4572807 NotApplicable
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"Fuck tha EU
Comin straight from the State Dept.
Young Nuland got it bad 'cause she's so distraught
About the way that the globalists think
They have the authority to kill ALL minorities"

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:55 | 4572727 AZLagun
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Ah shux.  I was hoping they would take McCain out of AZ for us.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:55 | 4572728 greatbeard
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I'm no supporter of Rusia or Putin, but I do like seeing someone standing up and going tit for tat with the Washington shit bags.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:58 | 4572754 agent default
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The Russians are just taking the piss here.  They refuse to take the West seriously.  I don't blame them, if anything they are not mocking the US hard enough.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:58 | 4572755 Dr. Engali
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Next up... Obama sanctions Russian heterosexuals. 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:59 | 4572760 TruthInSunshine
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My biggest takeaway from this whole Kabuki Crisis is how vastly I underestimated how incredibly hot so many Russian Women are.

To Mother Russia!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:02 | 4572783 BeetleBailey
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Indeed sir. I was in LeninPetroBurg in 2001. HOT women EVERYWHERE.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:03 | 4572792 TruthInSunshine
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Za milyh dam!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:00 | 4572769 Quinvarius
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McInsane will now cry and apologize.  The guy has no heart.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:00 | 4572771 zookeep
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What about Justin Bieber.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:01 | 4572772 bankonzhongguo
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Yo!

Team FSB.

You really missed some points on this one.

With Congress' approval rating so low, you should has simply "sanctioned" everyone in Congress, but waited until some of them were partying in some dacha with their pants down. Maybe a few coked-up staffers trying to screw a circus bear or three.

Lure some of these creep-olas over to talk about fracking the Rus and "Wham-mo!" What ever happened to the good old days when you could blackmail a foreign government official with undercover prostitutes or some new blue jeans.

Maybe things can get more serious with Objective Estonia.

Russia.  I really don't like your perpetual angst BS, but "fuck" I like my guys even less these days.

G_d dammit!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:42 | 4573027 toadold
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Don't you mean they'd like to be sodomised by a circus bear or three??

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:01 | 4572776 BeetleBailey
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What the FUCK???

 

I'M NOT ON THE LIST????

 

DAMN.....

 

I propose we in the states make a list of the same motherfuckers on the Russian list - AND BAN THEIR ASSES FROM BEING HERE!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:01 | 4572777 lasvegaspersona
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jezzz ...now we are stuck with the lot..

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:01 | 4572779 redd_green
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Tell me again why I should care about this?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:04 | 4572794 youngman
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Dennis Rodman is good to go...that says alot

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:04 | 4572796 hookah
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Ohh, why only deny entering? I though half god Putin said that Russia cant be hurt by sancitions.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:05 | 4572800 Itchy and Scratchy
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Victoria (Nuland) Nudleman Kagan is allowed to visit Russia anytime she wants!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:05 | 4572802 JR
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Once in America’s history the Department of War became the Department of Defense. With America’s drive for Empire, it would be more etymologically correct to change the name back to the war department.

The high moral ground that America once claimed has been overrun, not by her enemies, but by her warmonger citizens (McCain) and the entity that pays for it all with citizens’ money, the Federal Reserve System.

“Before World War II, the United States never maintained a large standing military force. The Army, Navy and Marines had a peacetime complement which totaled fewer than 300,000 men. They were well-trained and their two-fold mission was to (1) resist an initial attack by any enemy and (2) provide the ‘framework’ or skeleton force into which draftees could be integrated and trained in a time of emergency.”—John A. Stormer

Without a revival in the vision our founders discovered that made America great – that “the rights of the individual come, not from a king, a government, a Constitution or a Bill of Rights, but from God” – our rights and freedoms affirmed by our Declaration of Independence will perish.

For freedom does not come from government, i.e., the Obamas and Reids and Pelosis and Boehners who ultimately restrict and restrain man’s freedom and use of his property, as many nations with freedoms granted by a ruler or constitution have discovered to their sorrow. It comes from God.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:11 | 4572844 NOTaREALmerican
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Re:  It comes from God.

Try telling the Red Team dumbasses their Imaginary Friends doesn't love Big-MIC.

They can't even comprehend that Big-MIC is more of a problem than "those people" or "those other people that use their genitals incorrectly". 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:55 | 4573106 JR
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The Supreme Court has played as major a role in the socialist-Communist plan to transform the US into a one-world socialistic state as much as  Big-MIC. Debauchery, i.e., a decay in moral standards, i.e., tax-fianced perversion, i.e., secular humanism, is a formidable weapon used by godless Communism to crack wide open the Christian base of American freedom.

It started early with the New Deal, reaching a new high on June 25, 1962, when by a 6 to 1 decision the Court denied New York school children the privilege of opening the school day with a non-sectarian prayer

…and on the same day, according to the Manuel Enterprise Case, Congressional Record, June 26, 1962, decided that pornographic literature designed to appeal to homosexuals was not obscene and indecent and could not be barred from the US Mails

…advancing forward to bolster same-sex marriages last year by ruling that same-sex couples were entitled to federal benefits, and deciding a California case that effectively allows same-sex marriages. (See page 5 of your IRS 1040 “What’s New” instructions for 2013 under “Filing status for same-sex married couples.”)

Not only that, during an appearance last year on The Tonight Show, America's president, Barack Obama, verbally attacked Russia’s new anti-gay laws in his quest to push America into his leftist plans for a "new world order."

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:13 | 4573185 NOTaREALmerican
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Re:  is a formidable weapon used by godless Communism to crack wide open the Christian base of American freedom

Many of us godless people aren't communists and don't like Big-Gov crony-socialism.

But,  the God people scare me as much as the communists do.   

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:09 | 4573508 JR
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For godless people to oppose Christianity is to assist the Bolsheviks in their quest to extinguish freedom.  And make no mistake, from the current president of the United States, to the U.S. Congress, to the U.S. Supreme Court, to the U.S. Federal Reserve, the leading themes have been socialist one worldism to undermine American principles of individual freedom and incorporate American into the international bankers' socialist “one world.”

The “God people who scare you as much as communists do” are not God people.

And if it seem evil to you to serve the Lord, choose ye this day whom ye will serve. -- Joshua 24:15

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:05 | 4572804 lasvegaspersona
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The lesson here for me is that a country like the USA, USA, USA should probably have a plan before it acts or makes threats...I dunno...something like....um...a strategy!!... that's it...

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:08 | 4572824 NotApplicable
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Plan???? LOL

Here's "The Plan"

Step 1) Break shit

Step 2) Steal everything you can grab

Step 3) Profit

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:15 | 4572851 NuYawkFrankie
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4) Blame the victim

5) Implement 'Austerity'

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:22 | 4572912 NOTaREALmerican
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6)  Create bullshit for the dumbasses that "those people" actually took all the money.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:05 | 4572806 John McCloy
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Bob Menendez? Isn't that the sniveling banker owned weasel who was alleged to have been heading to the Caribbean on a donors private jet to play with the young prostitues some of which they suspected were underage? This "man" IMO is the epitome of the filth and what a true purchased pawn in Congress.

   Something tells me he might miss his Russia visits.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/fbi-seeks-source-of-prostitution-corruption-allegations-against-sen-robert-menendez/2013/05/16/72ad79a0-bbda-11e2-89c9-3be8095fe767_story.html

http://www.politico.com/story/2014/01/new-jersey-senator-bob-menendez-two-fugitive-ecuadorean-bankers-links-102549.html

 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:10 | 4572836 NotApplicable
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One man's "underage prostitutes" are another's "honest politician."

If it wasn't for blackmail, we'd be living in pure chaos, I tell ya!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:06 | 4572814 Last of the Mid...
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Mary Landrieu, too funny. There is some irony here, the major socialist shit bags of the west are on the list. Aside from the fact that Obama is totally intimidated on the world stage by anyone with real leadership ability and our leadership is being horribly embarrassed on the world stage by Putin. What have we as a country become? Putin's public likeability could be a factor in our nonresponse in the future. Very, very intresting. Where do you go when your president is nothing more than a card board cut out for wealthy bankers constantly reciting inconsequential gibberish for state run media.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:10 | 4572838 combatsnoopy
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I'm doing a seance to bring Reagan back from the dead.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:12 | 4573018 messymerry
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I'm doing a seance to bring Bruce Lee back from the dead.

 

Must be a glitch in the Matrix...

;-D

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:06 | 4573147 messymerry
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I'm doing a seance to bring Bruce Lee back from the dead.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:13 | 4572856 NOTaREALmerican
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Re:  Where do you go when your president is nothing more than a card board cut out for wealthy bankers constantly reciting inconsequential gibberish for state run media.

How many generations has this been going on?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:09 | 4572827 Yen Cross
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   That's a Leper colony list if I ever saw one...

  That asshat King in N.Y. should also be on that list with Dikwad Schumer!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:09 | 4572835 semperfi
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Dear Mr. Putin,

Please add the following, and also make the "appropriate arrangements" to have them banned from USA also please:

J Dimon
L Blankfein (God's elf)
N Pelosi
J Biden
IRS
NSA
CIA
FBI
UAW
DOEdu
EPA
California

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:17 | 4572882 NOTaREALmerican
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Re:  UAW DOEdu EPA

And don't forget all the free-enterprise loving leaches living off of Big-Ag, Big-MIC, Big-Road, Big-Water, Big-Airport, Big-Energy, Big-Ed, Big-House, Big-Fin, Big-OldFart, Big-OldFartHealthcare, Big-AntiDrug, & Big-PoliceState.

OR, is there something you like about the NSA that you don't like about DOE?   Could you explain why one is worse than the other?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:57 | 4573112 semperfi
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I'm an equal opportunity disliker - I don't discriminate - thanks for the additions - I'm sure there's more...

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:13 | 4572854 stewie
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All this is just theater.  The US will stay out of Ukraine and in exchange, Russia will close it's eyes on the rape, murder and looting of Syria.

My prediction:  American Freedom Bombs fall on Syria before the end of summer.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:15 | 4572874 QE 4 EVA
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All he's doing is hurting honest hardworking Americans... Please Putin take Boehner, Reid, Pelosi, and Mccain and keep em. Give them asylum and never allow them to return to the US

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:28 | 4572949 messymerry
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Why does the word Gulag come to mind.  Please Vlad, take them and about 5000 more.  We'll give you vodka, caviar, and GM. 

;-D

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:32 | 4573265 Gavrikon
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Vova!  Take our government.  Please!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:15 | 4572876 RealityCheque
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Next:

Mass banning of Netflix accounts

Vodka prohibited in the Senate bar

Russian bears deported from American zoos

Cossack dancing prohibited inside Washington city limits

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:18 | 4572888 NOTaREALmerican
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Re: Vodka prohibited in the Senate bar

Vodka renamed Freedum Booze.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:18 | 4572885 Son of Captain Nemo
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You know Putin's press secretary is laughing uncontrollably as they write that list?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:19 | 4572894 bigkahuna
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LOL! This is entertainment! The only reason Russia did this was to rub some salt in the wound and for some comedy relief. 

It does indeed look like crazy Ivan is back. You old 70s and 80s vets remember him well, a real pain in the ass actually - though we were none too nice ourselves.

I did not think history would rhyme so soon, my fault for forgetting crazy ivan.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:21 | 4572908 SubjectivObject
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The US electorate respectfully request Russia permit them to be sent to Siberia.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:22 | 4572919 williambanzai7
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Obama is planning to send Chis Christie into Moscow with a team trained to screw up all the road signs.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:25 | 4572932 PontifexMaximus
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Barr 320 mio US citizens from Russi a and Janet Y. tapers down to zero = markets to the moon.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:35 | 4572991 jmcadg
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Please don't send them over to the UK. I know we sent you that stupid fuck Piers Morgan.

But don't hold that against us. We hate him too. Wanker.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:39 | 4573012 1stepcloser
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Did Putin Freeze their Russian porn site accts?  

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:52 | 4573092 JamesBond
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Hah! They are apparently unaware of our secret hag weapon :  code named, Pelosi

Launch it in!

 

 

 

 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:53 | 4573093 Alien 851
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"They" follow the exact script from 1930s, different actors, differenct stage, different politics, but... exact same script.

"We" have become "Idiocracy",  watch the movie, recognize the political class and voters who elected them?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:13 | 4573183 yogibear
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"We don't want 'em in the US either"

Exactly!

Putin has added most of the treasonous US people on the list.

Someone commented that Chuck Shumer and Pelosi. Add Dianne Feinstein and Barbera Boxer to the list as well.

 I'm liking this list so far. 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:20 | 4573217 Pee Wee
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It's refreshing that the Russian Federation and Pee Wee both don't want corrupt political swine in our yards.

Obama is decimating the foreign policy of the United States.  That's what Fascists do.

 

 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:31 | 4573261 Gavrikon
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I heard that Obama WILL sanction Putin entering his ass.  (Does sanction neam "welcome?")

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:01 | 4573770 Ifigenia
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when could i make comments in BBC just as here in ZH?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:59 | 4573757 Ifigenia
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why John McCain? he is a lovely little ( literally) old man. Kind and gentle. Those commies are inhuman to Johnny since the old days of Hanoi Hotel, stealing his lunchs and misleading him from behind..

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:21 | 4574223 BigRedRider
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Menendez?  Menendez?

 

That pussy from New Jersey?  He's a threat to Russia?

 

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 20:49 | 4575145 StychoKiller
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Putin:  "Comrade Obamatron, please to not throw us to patch of briars!"

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